Greentext thread

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I haven't seen a good greentext thread in ages so let's start one
>Afew years ago
>At anime convention that I got dragged along to
>Everything goes fairly well
>An hour in and shit gets weird
>Like really weird
>Convention staff start telling younger attendees to leave
>I walk into the bathroom at this point and come out afew minutes later
>All the weaboo kids are gone and there's nothing but 1/10 tumblr looking girls everywhere in shitty cosplay
>Afew beta looking guys as well
>Friends have all left so I start to head for the exit
>Hear a sound that legit startled me
>A skeleton of a man is balls deep in a 400lb whale, the sound I heard was her panting
>"Hormmm.....Hormmmmm....Hormmmm..."
>Everyone is egging the guy on
>I realise what's happening, I'm in a weaboo orgy
>mfw
>Try not to throw up as she flops around on the floor
>It smells like she hasn't bathed in several decades
>Throw up in my mouth
>Book it to the exit
>Attendees are all fucking the nearest living thing that doesn't have standards or self control
>Make it out into the main entrance
>Get out into the parking lot
>Sit in car and try to comprehend what I just saw
>Drive home and text friend
>He said he didn't know it was an orgy meet up
>Delete his contact for a while
>Can't watch anime to this day