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>Chemist asks why you're buying all this cough medicine
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>Chemist asks why you're buying all this cough medicine

>tell him i have a bad cough

>Don't


Who here /mischief/?
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Why are people allowed to get high on cough syrup?
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>>24561552
we are people allowed to get high on alcohol?
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How much did you buy?

I felt like a degenerate buying 2 bottles of gels (300mg per bottle) but 1 bottle didn't do much for me.
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Why are people allowed to get high on cigarettes?
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>>24561528

rare petey lol XD upvote if agree
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>>24561640
we are people allowed to get high on coffee?
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>>24561560
Alcohol is a pretty shitty high.
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>>24561652
coffee is the engine of our society. without it our modern world would collapse.
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>be me
>be 8
>mum asks if I brushed my teeth
>say I did
>didn't

also, rare pepe do not steal
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>going for my daily drive in my mums car
>it had been raining heavily that day
>see a large pool of water on the side of the road
>there are some skanky looking whores on their phones right next to the water
>instantly swerve toward the pool of water and drive over it
>a large wave of water hits all of them
>seeing them get completely REKT in my rear view mirror was the best feeling ive had in ages
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What cough medicine should I buy? How much from the bottle should I take? What's the high like
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>>24562224
Get robitussin maximum strength, wash that shit down with lemonade on ice or with tea and you should be golden, friend.
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>>24562224
don't
http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Dextromethorphan

don't do this thing that attracts you like a sort of vertigo

(don't)

brb 400mg doxylamine succinate
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>>24562167
you are doing gods work anon
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>Mum asks me if im depressed
>Tell her I'm not
>I am
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>>24562238
The whole bottle?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYw3WEKZG5s
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>>24561528
>little brother called me a fucking loser
>he had a big school swimming contest, he's age champion 3 years running
>rip out the lining of his swimwear
>he didn't even notice the whole day
>all the pics of him on the podium, his dick is totally visible
>it was in the local papers
>it's in a frame on the wall next to the others
>he cried for weeks when he noticed it
>he thought it must have been torn out in the wash

Yeah, i might be a loser, but at least i wasn't known as "baby dick" at high school, it was even a cold outdoor pool too lol
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>stand in line in walmart
>little girl in front of me singing "let it go"
>getting on my nerves, her singing fucking sucks
>suddenly stops and asks mom to buy her a chocolate
>mom says no
>kick the girl in the ass enough to not be noticible to everybody but still hurt her
>she starts crying
>"NO I AM NOT BUYING IT STOP CRYING"
>girl is crying hard
>mom doesn't give a fuck
>mfw
I was actually expecting something else but this worked too well.
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>>24562343
you'd need to calculate the right amount to take in milligrams (depending on what plateau you want to hit) in relation to how much your fat ass weighs

see: >>24562285, but let me reiterate: don't
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>>24562408
500mg drinking it enough?
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>>24561552
Why shouldn't they be?
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>I saved that guy's (>>24561711) rare pepe
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>>24562417
are you slightly stupid? I said it matters how much your fat ass weighs
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>>24562473
I stoned and didn't read that far sorry man
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>>24562425
The gov hates fun

Why is this legal? seems suspicious
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>>24562224
Youll have to stand there like an idiot looking at all the labels on them. It can have ONLY dextromethorphan hbr or dextromethorphan polistirex(time release, looong trip there) if it has anything else, it will kuck your shit up.

I weigh over 200lb and i take 350 mg for shits and giggles, a floaty body feel, "zoning out" into landscapes in my head thinking i was there, but then snapping out of it and realizing im in bed. Ita pretty fun. Ive never went for an intense trip yet though

Always have a chaser, syrup tastes horrible. I recommend dr pepper. Hold your nose when you chug the syrup and wash it down with the dr
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>>24561662
This.

>feel like shit
>buy two bottles of Muscat
>sip them down at once
>fall on the ground
>wake up ten hours later covered in my on bile
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>>24561528
Real talk: I have had issues with dizziness/vertigo for the past decade, and i am not very good at coping with nausea and vomiting, I'm an emetophobe I guess, I'm really sensitive to nausea too. How bad of a time would I have if I took dxm? Would a lower dose help? Mixing it?
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How the fuck do I get this goddamn shit in the UK? I want to diversify my drug game up senpai
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> Using DXM when you can eat delicious magic mushrooms.

Step yo game up nigga.
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>>24562299
>mum asks me if I'm depressed
>tell her I am
>she tells me I'm not

she's one cheeky cunt I'll give her that
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>>24562224
if you gots some cheeky Delsym (or similar polistirex time-release formula) you can always mix it with a lot of water, shake it up, leave it for two hours or so then collect all the glorious DXM crystals at the bottom. saves you from downing most of the shitty flavourings and filler.
>still tastes like shit you fuckin highschooler
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>>24561528

>urinate
>do the big flush
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>>24562993
I hear mixing DPH with DXM ie: 300/300 helps with the nausea and such. I've done DPH extensively but DXM only a couple of times, never tried mixing them.

Currently on 400mg doxylamine succinate
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>>24563044

People who ask questions, then give this sort of response to the answer deserve the death penalty.
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>>24563094
as opposed to the little flush?
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>go to job interview
>potential employer asks if i am interested in another position instead because the one i applied for is unavailable
>say yes i am
>actually am not
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I'm not anti drugs but i don't like the idea of downing a bottle of cough syrup.
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>>24561528
why would a chemist approach you at a drug store

do engineers accost you at the grocery store? do physicists interupt you at the bank?
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>>24561711
calling this rare
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>>24563007
just ask for robitussin for chesty cough and say youre allergic to guaifenasin. It has 150mg per bottle, so get 2 bottles. Otherwise, I bought 450mg in tablet form from a UK based online polish pharmacy, just crush the tabs up and put them in some grapefruit juice (grapefruit inhibits enzymes that metabolize DXM = more intense trip) and chug.
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>>24563154
nice bait my friend ;)
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>>24563154
chemist=pharmacy, learn your britbongese
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>>24563154
Some drug stores have actual chemists.
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>>24563104
I wouldnt advise this. Dph iw just bad for you and your heart in general over 200mg, it does not feel good either. I have never mixed the two and dont plan to

Any nausea can be whisked away with a few hits of good indica weed
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>>24563220
>>24563220
Oh, and i personally never take dxm without weed, makes it so much smoother and better
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>>24561700
>Without it our modern world will collapse
...
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Seems like more and more robots are getting on board the old robo train. No wonder it's getting so hard to find gel caps in stock when I go to the store. You greedy fuckers!
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>>24561528
>syrup
I pity you poor poor americunts. I ate pills, liver not liked it much, but at least it was not disgusting
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>>24563040

I see what you're saying, but until they start selling shrooms at the grocery store I don't really have that many options besides Benadryl and whip its, and both of those are shitty middle school tier highs. Dxm may be looked down upon by most seasoned drug users, but I find it still makes music and movies more enjoyable, creates a certain amount of euphoria, and the effects last for a fuck of a lot longer than weed. Plus, it is highly complimentary to the typical robot's personality. Disassociatives tend to provide a great deal of pleasure and comfort to outcast weirdos like me.
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>>24561528
>be wage slave
>have to cook chicken all day for customers
>some of them are assholes, but the vast majority of people are pretty cool
>have these cheap ass fucking flimsy latex gloves we have to wear
>putting chicken into the fryer
>shitty ass gloves slide off right into the hot grease
>it starts melting into the food quickly
>try to scoop it out desperately
>manager comes by and sort of looks at me funny
>play it cool and act like nothing is wrong
>he won't go away
>by the time he leaves, it's definitely too late
>already got in trouble recently, can't risk losing my job
>never say anything
>never tell anyone
>this has happened to me at least 3 times now
Not my fault they refuse to invest in better globes. Today someone told me a cockroach once fell in with the food and he didnt tell anyone, so I guess it could've been worse.
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>>24563220
>over 200mg, it does not feel good

Not true. I take ~300mg and it feelsgoodman. I wouldn't call it "euphoria" I guess, but the body high is great, and I like the state of mind it puts me in as well as the minor hallucinations. I played a horror vidya game the other day in the darkness of my room (pic related), and it was a great experience. I guess I've just found the "sweet spot" dose that works for me, because if I take just a little bit too much, then my short-term memory temporarily goes completely out of wack. Of course that's not much of an issue since it will wear off enough eventually and go back to being feelsgoodman.

Maybe it has something to do with my body weight and taking it on an empty stomach.
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Fuck man, I just realized I've been dosing dxm on a regular basis since my senior year of high school, meaning I've been doing it 3-5 times a month since the end of 2012. Holy shit. I don't know what effects it's had on my intelligence, but I can certainly tell you that I haven't exactly been happy these past three years. I'm doing pretty well in school, but I only have a few friends, had two short term gf's a couple years ago, got a DUI last year, started smoking, gained and lost about 15 pounds, started going bald, and become more reclusive in general. I have been reading a lot more abd even writing and playing a fair amount of music, and I always have a blast when I take dxm, but I wouldn't exactly say I'm ever happy. I'm pretty much a loser who lives in his parents' basement. But I don't really give a fuck anymore desu fAm.
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>>24563542
Damn man. Are you on skype right now? We might be talking right now.
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>>24563460
get some straps nigger or at least buy your own smaller gloves
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>>24563542

Lol, just read this ever. Said "I haven't exactly been happy these past few years" twice. One thing I can definitely tell you is that DXM fucks your memory up in all kinds of ways. Also, if you have any kind of a stutter, that will probably get worse too. Don't be like me kids.
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>>24563608

Nah I don't use Skype, wouldn't mind talking tho.
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>>24563701
Sure, gimme you're name i'll add you.
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>>24563740

Kikomimo1994
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what will happen if I try this alone and I've never taken any sort of recreational drug before?
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>>24564187

Have fun going to the psych ward and or dying
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>spell it "mom"
>not even american
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>>24563143
It'll fuck your liver up, that's for sure, if you end up downing the stuff like an alcoholic.
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>>24562884
You drink two bottles as fast as you can and blame alcohol for being a shitty drug?
Wew lad
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>>24564187
Do your research on erowid and you will probably be fine, probably
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>>24563119
Correct. Water-saving toilet option.

California has too many people, too little water and electricity. And since most of those people are liberals who fap to how vegan they are, none of the rest of us are allowed 3-gallon toilets or incandescent lightbulbs anymore.
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>Playing the new Pokemon mystery dungeon game
>I've been playing a little while
>The game tells me I've had a great adventure and I should take a break
>Don't take a break
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>>24563460

fuck this reads like a horror just imagining eating melted latex
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>>24565678
Well... so far no one has complained as far as i'm aware. I feel guilty as fuck. If the customers were assholes I'd probably feel a bit less bad, but they're typically pretty decent.
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You go to the chemist to buy medicine? Is there still like alchemy in yurope? We have companies that make medicine now so it's all proven to work. Sorry you're so poor guys. Do you trade a dozen eggs for an herbal tonic?
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>>24565557
Is the new one any good anon?
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>>24562365
Yeah bullshit.
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>>24565845
Sorry to get back to you so late but I do enjoy it. Not very far just yet though.
Apparently they have every Pokemon unlike Gates to infinity so that's something
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>psychiatrist asks if I want to talk about anything in particular
>say no
>actually want to talk about how I think I'm gay and don't want to let anyone know about it
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>>24567403
>buy mystery dungeon: gates to infinity
>clerk says "enjoy the game!"
>don't
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is doing dxm once a month bad?
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>>24561528
To be honest, if I'd just ask you if you needed a hand extracting the codeine/DXM, depending on what you're getting.
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>>24567539
>Pirate game
>crackers say please buy the game if you enjoy it
>really like
>buy it
>refund after 1 hour and 59 minutes.
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