Lose my virginty to a milf. How do I achieve this?
>>24563384
Internet sex chat. Maybe some adult dating sites.
>>24563384
milf escort, anon
Stick you're penis in her vagina
cougar bar. and don't ask "how do I find one?" fucking look it up in your local area dipshit.
>>24563491
Actually this might be the best option. I've heard that older women escorts are some of the nicest and most intimate.
If Ween had ended the album at What Deaner Was Talkin' About it would be a 10/10
>>24563384
Get in good shape and go to bars older women frequent. Assuming you don't spill 10 pounds of spaghetti, you'll get one eventually.
>>24563384
How often is it for milfs to be interested in young 20 somethings?
>>24563384
Go to a bar and slip some roofies into her drink senpai
>>24563384
How does that lady look attractive? She looks like a bitch.
>>24563384
>how do I do that
JUST TRUST ME DANNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ5ZcPBdfns
>>24563812
This is the best advice to be completely honest, kin.
>>24563876
Actually, more often then you would think. Every woman wants to be desired and if it's by someone young they go into a headspin. It only works if you're attractive and semi to completely fit though.
>>24563944
How does that lady look like a bitch? She looks attractive.
>>24563944
>not wanting to fuck a bitch
its like your not even emotionally damaged, wtf
My attraction to milfs went away immediatly the second I fucked one. They're disgusting things anon. Don't do it. Keep the fantasy
>weird leathery skin
>mushy feeling
>invisible mustach
>literally smell like old people...like death
>dry pussy(this one was terrible)
I'm haunted by fucking a milf. Huge regret.
>>24564615
>>literally smell like old people...like death
>>dry pussy(this one was terrible)
damn bro, did you fuck an 80 year old?
>>24564615
That wasn't a milf anon, that was a granny.
>>24564691
>>24564691
You probably haven't had enough sex with older women. They don't stay as wet as younger women from my experience
43. She was hotter than the op pic and actually looked good.
But it's not the same as fucking a 20 year old girl. Which IMO is infinitely better.
>>24565191
Well there was something wrong with her dude, this shit is definitely not normal for a 43 year old woman.
>>24565225
I've fucked a few women in that age range, have you?
By the time you sleep with a milf she's fucked hundreds of men and is literally a decaying piece of flesh
>>24565265
no one is decaying at just 43 unless he has some diseases or some shit you retard stop talking bullshit
>>24565308
It's a figure of speech you retard.
And anyone aging literally is decaying slowly.
Any women at 40+ that is fucking you is a carousel cock rider who's been through miles of dick.
mwfm on Craigslist. Lots of Milfs want to bang a young guy while their husbands watch.
>>24563944
How does that lady look attractive?
She looks like a bigger bitch.
>>24563384
>How do I achieve this?
Be Chad.
