>tfw getting all the good black friday deals with my neetbucks
I sure feel sorry for you wagekeks. You wouldn't get any time to play all these games.
Wagekeks getting BTFO
>Being a fat American
Buying things.
Why bother?
I just don't have any space for more stuff.
>>24563342
Its ok, I'm happier than you
>>24563684
Jesus fuckin Christ that's pathetic
>>24563342
top neetkek
>>24563805
Do you have an issue with freedom or something?
>Trampling old people
>Pepper spraying people who get in my way
>Spitting in the faces of small children
>Pulling down displays to block others from getting near
>40% off a namebrand toaster
I love Black Friday, I celebrate it every year.
>>24563684
Quite literally Britscum.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30241459
>buying things at stores
why do people still do this
>>24563342
You make shit.
I'm not poor so I can buy nice things. What's that neetkuck, did you want a new 3d printer? Sorry you spend all you money on food.
>>24564031
NEETs don't pay for their own food. NEETs need mommy to do that for them
>>24564045
That's not true, I get $200/mo from da gubmint for food :^)
>>24564022
Exactly. Amazon Prime all the way.
>>24564045
>mfw my NEET friend gets 800 queenie cash a month
>Doesn't need to spend any of that on rent, food or bills, mummy dearest does it all for him
>He can literally buy anything he wants at any time
The only thing that keeps me sane is the fact that in 20 years when his mum dies he'll be homeless, having zero understanding on how to budget, zero social skills (He won't even leave the house. Hasn't for over 14 years) and having cut any ties with extended family that might home him.
>>24564057
lmao thats nothing....i bet you live in a gated community
>>24564031
I'm not poor and I don't waste my money on crap. I invest instead. Have fun working until you're 65, I'll be done by 40 at the latest.
>>24564109
$200/mo for food for myself isn't that bad, it's the max you can get in this state. No, I don't live in a gated community.
>>24563342
Thisis true. Wagekeks have to settle for scraps.
>>24563945
Robot, your post has inspired me to go out and cause this chaos into the shoppers
I don't even want any of the deals, I just want to spit at kids and push women around
>NEETs
>doing anything other than shitposting on r9k
how's that novel working out for you?
>>24564526
It's in the advanced planning stages, wagekuk. Might write the first sentence soon
>be britbong
>cunt shops trying to import nigger friday over here
>nobody gives a shit
>one of the largest supermarkets isn't even bothering to do it this year.
>>24564501
I'll tell you a tale that happened during my 2009 Black Friday outing.
>Walmart
>Been saving up for this black friday for some time
>My 'savings' are in plastic zip baggies in my backpack
>No real interest in the deals, I buy things online because I'm not a massive retard
>Join the huffers in a massive swarm when the doors open
>While people are grabbing things, I'm pulling out baggies of my shit
>Undo the baggies and place them around the store, along with throwing some on the floor like little poppy landmines
>People grabbing and pushing causes various baggies to be squashed onto product boxes
>mfw people buy my poopy TVs, no self respect as they hold onto a TV box that clearly has shit smears all over
>Store smells like shit by the time I leave
Feels good.
>>24564621
>Nobody gives a shit
>>24563684
Literally last years black friday in britbong land.
>>24564526
Well I haven't started it yet, but the fact that I'm thinking about doing it at some point makes me better than you wagekuk.
>>24564685
>niggers
I meant real people don't give a shit. Also that supermarket chain in the pic isn't doing it this year
>>24564698
>J-just niggers!
>Picture literally shows polite black people waiting while other polite black people are shoved by a hammy white girl
This thread is full of poorfags.
>>24563684
>>24564685
Literally niggers and Chavs.
>willing setting yourself on the line, risking your life, for shit you probably didn't even want or need until you heard if it was half off
Wagekeks and NEETs everyone
>>24563342
I don't even like videogames.
>tfw work for a major electronic retailer
>30% staff discount always
>free samples weekly from all the major suppliers
>poverty keks think they're winning black friday
>>24564621
Its the biggest shopping day of the year bar none now in the UK. Overtook boxing day last year.
>>24564880
>electronic retailer
>free samples
It's called a display
>>24565001
>this nigger thinks i'm some shmuck working in store
they're all pristine
