ITT: draw yourself using the wojak template
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Let's see what you fuckers look like
Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-consciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.
I fucking hate this stupid ass robot.
>>24574636
Thanks for participating, how was your thanksgiving? :- )
>>24574697
boring, very boring
this kind of sucks
in a word, like shit
it looks even worse in real life
>>24574567
me brehs roasted brehs
Oh man, first time I'm doing one of these. R8 robots
>>24574567
>no-beard
>pubestache
>gray hairs and balding
yup, I'm also skinny-fat
>Let's see what you fuckers look like
>implying hairstyle a pallet swapping is really indicative of what we look like
>>24575193
bretty gud/10
Wojack has an amazing jawline, strong neck and strong shoulders. Already unrealistic for majority of board.
best i could do
hmmm
I am a robot
Being honest, men of relation to me.
>>24575193
>>24575290
>>24575327
I'm noticing a pattern
just end it tbqh
Actually kind of fun
>tfw patchy beard
>tfw gap between mustache and beard
facial hair is the only way to hide my weak jaw, but my beard genetics are pretty bad
>>24575577
>>24575290
>>24575193
Same tbqfhwy family.
>>24574567
greying at 21, can only into sideburns facial hair wise, hair just about long enough to tie back
it's already accurate enough jesus christ
Viking feels
>>24575193
>>24575290
>>24575577
>>24575844
>>24575943
Yeah iktf. Cutting hair sucks. Work or money.
>>24574871
this is transcendence
>>24575663
R u me?
I was gonna make one but this is me. Shit jaw, gap patchy beard to cover it.
>>24575663
This is pretty much me. My fucking mustache and beard don't connect, I hate everything about life
Shirt doesn't look quite right, oh well
I still wear Iron Maiden t shirts unironically
myself, i'm getting fitter as well to make up for being an ugly sonofabitch
Robot isn't allowing me to post without text. So i'm going to spit some fire
Yo YO yo Yo
Yo YO yo O-Oreo
put the milk in your O-oreo
make a bowl with some O-reos
This ones a few years old but I'm too lazy to make another.
I made a thing
>>24576729
I can do age progression for you if you want, anon.
>>24576853
sick twisted madman/10
>tfw no gf
>tfw muted
>tfw i would be good looking if it wasn't for my big roman nose
looking forward for rhynoplasty
tfw haven't gone outside in so long that the pigment is starting to vanish form my skin
>>24577251
forgot to attach
wojack really doesn't have a very cute bone structure
TIME
35.0083o LAKES ME
IN 115.4750o OF DRY N, HELP THE W
>>24576729
>>24576888
I know you didn't consent, but I'm just too damn excited to use my age progression software, anon.
I had trouble drawing the hair because of the weird angle and I'm not an artist but this is pretty accurate
>>24577471
That's fucking rad man
the crap on my nose is blackheads
I look more like SWDP than Wojack.
I wasn't quite able to match the despodent facial hair
But I've already done that op
I just want to die please now
I fix photocopiers and have an alchol problem and blow my money on sports cars and liqour
>>24577730
fucking really
you want a brown colored wojack
I can make you a brown colored wojack bro
I don't know what software your on but it probably has the bucket tool
here, draw your mustaches on this
Only fat and with ears.
>>24577730
wtf, vitiligo?
>>24577471
Took a while to process.
Shit.
S-sorry anon, it must have been a hard couple of years.
this one is old
>>24578043
How old?
Old enough to require alteration?
>>24574567
>tfw fatass
>>24578043
I switched the racial makeup settings as well,
>>24574567
me as wojak
>>24577945
wow that's fucking bad ass
>>24574567
rate my wojack pls
>>24579341
do you play the violin? lol
>>24579397
no I play the drums
As though I actually have any distinguishable features
Made this handsome devil a while back
>>24580113
This, but plastic glasses.
>>24577657
are you kim jong un?
>>24578388
Alright, took a while and almost crashed the progression software, but here it is.
>>24580186
This is beyond incredible. Where do I obtain such masterful software?
>>24575577
Where did you get this wojak of me?
>>24580261
adobe acrobat software suite
>Let's see what you fuckers look like
i tried
>>24575663
>tfw no beard
>tfw gap between sideburns and chin-pubes
>tfw gap between chin-pubes and mustache
>tfw gap within my mustache, so it's like a reverse Hitler mustache
>tfw full unibrow
>tfw full buttbeard
help
>>24580186
Holy shit dude you are so talented.
>>24579341
Hideo is that you?
>tfw Wojak you is better looking than IRL you
>only 2 fat wojaks
>majority are chad wojaks
fuck you normie shits REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe GTFO
>>24575339
the john connor actor from terminator gensys looks like eggman
bix nood muhfugga
fuck original comments,this aint an original thread either
Worked really hard on this one.
Someone needs to make a collage of all these portraits.
>>24583311
You just had to didn't you?
>>24574567
>green eyed creep
>acne
>dirty thick greasy hair
>cow-lick in front
end it all
>>24577817
>I fix photocopiers
They still exist?
Also, balding and patchy beard
I look more hipster than I expected.
>>24583309
Made my life insanely easier, ty familie
>>24583647
Ok and also I rly like how my hair turned out.
It's like sewer rat x balding old woman x normie white girl with shitty dreads x me.
Long haired robots pls show me your hair drawing skills.
this is me....i hate my life
>>24583673
>>24583647
go back to tumblr. You're not a man, you don't fit in here. Quit trying and stop invading male space.
Textless posts are not allowed
I have grey eyes too
>>24574567
10000 hours etc. etc.
I'm going to become the greatest swordsman
>>24583879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PU8ZxQj7eE
#werkclothes
Sk7r
why can't i just be happy
>>24584064
heshet?
>>24583918
I have no problem being compared to Billy Mays. Except his beard and hair is far darker than mine. He also probably weighs at least 50 lbs. more than I do.
>>24577274
Are you the killer from Insidious 2?
grsgdfgfdbfdhtykiloi[po
>>24584115
Forgot the pic.
ROBOT
O
B
O
T
something like this. r8 me.
>>24584341
gtfo/10
>>24584341
cool shirt/10
>>24575193
Right here friend.
>tfw balding
I've create pain, not only for myself, but others too, please forgive me.
>>24584341
good taste/10
Should probably get a haircut soon
Thanks for the hairline dad.
>>24578139
You have a chin like Jake from hotline miami
>tfw to autistic to cut or dye my hair back
>tfw hispanic
>tfw have this hairstyle because of lost bet with normie friend
lotta long hair robots in here
>>24585964
Only one here that made me feel something.
>>24579341
Asian/10
made it a while ago
scar on my eyebrow from the one time i had balls in my life and tried to do something "heroic"
gas station i was working at was getting robbed by a guy with a rifle a motorcycle mask on
there is only one guy so i thought i would of been able to take him if i could get the gun out of the way
charged at him when his back was turned on some customer and he quickly turned around and i got the rifle of the butt to my eyebrow
would never do it again/10
>>24586319
oh fuck,forgot the wojack
really thin hair and i'm balding little by little every year
i'm also really sweaty and my face looks greasy most of the time but i didn't know how to draw grease
r8 me robots
>>24586532
I know all these feels bro, hang in there soon we will look like we are in our 40s and we will get treated better
>>24586632
Forgot to upload my wojack ;-;
People tell me I'm boring. I wish they would let me talk.
>>24586632
>implying i'll live up to my 40s
you're too kind anon
>tfw pubes are itchy
>tfw nice hair
>>24585839
You get your mums hairline.
>>24586702
>just implying>that we will look 40 at 30
>>24574567
More or less. Excuse my shit art ability.
>>24586693
Are you mee?
0.0
>>24574567
>Tfw nobody in my family is redhead
>Tfw my beard and hair are Black wih red hari mixed in
>Tfw that weird feel
>>24586878
Shit forgot pic
>Tfw no post wthout text
The robot asks me to put words here.
>>24574567
Tried to put as much details in as I could.
>>24574567
Tfw you forgot about the supermarket sale today ;-;
>>24586946
ha. basically me
dsaygf siudgh sfhg
Ahah :D
so ugly...
>>24587156
are you a qt trans chink serpent?
>>24587335
>serpent
kek
Fuck the robot fuck the world fuck the nomies and fuck the chair
>tfw I'm not even jewish
>tfw a rabbi came up to me on the street a few weeks ago and tried to sell me one of those jew bracelets or whatever
>tfw mid eastern
r8 m80's
>>24587442
how old are you?
>>24587156
nice eyes familia
>>24587021
why are you here?
>>24586946
reminds me of a certain actor
>Tfw too fucking lazy/tired to put more effort into it and finish it
>>24587775
ThunderF00t???
>>24587775
trashman
>>24587775
>Tfw forgot the eyebrows
Welp, fuck this I'm going to sleep.
>>24587789
No.
>tfw ginger
just fuck my shit up
blocks
>>24586946
looks like my dad desu
Feels bad
not original at all
#diecisscum
#triggered
girls can be forever alone omg
Now I'm reminded of how much I can't art.
>>24589107
>most of those aren't even grills
>london
Smh fAm
>tfw virgin loser with no job
Looks like a tranny
>>24589275
Its ok f-a-m we like that type of thing here ;{)
>>24589194
I was implying london is fill with ugly people
>london/10
>>24576186
Kurt Cobain? Is this Kurt Cobain?
The hair's only gonna get longer.
>>24574567
this is the most productive thing i've done all day
kill me
>>24586890
dis guy a-over here ate-a too much of the spaghetti!
>>24585931
this isn't a reference to some sci-fi character?
why are you clothes also so futuristic?
>>24589367
>The hair's only gonna get longer.
I agree.
We have the technology to see how that would look, you know.
pasty af 2bh
>>24587021
same here, too lazy to draw it myself
I'm listening to Nico - The Marble Index, wishing I was dead
>>24577773
Atleast you're aryan.
>>24589590
well, I have nothing better to do
facial hair looks worse irl
>>24589367
>>24589584
let's plug in the goal of progression of about two years.
>>24589885
>>24589922
here you go, l think I did a good job
>>24587021
>>24589590
>>24589743
Manbuns are the fucking ugliest things in the world, cut that shit off you retards
>>24590009
I-I suppose you did.
sorry to bother you.
i couldnt draw it well but i have no wrinkels stronger chin more bald looking and less gaunt
also you guys are really good at paint
>>24590051
But anon, only a normie would change his hair because of other peoples opinions
>>24590327
I know, I don't belong here. I'm a Chad at heart
beat this one normie keks
protip ya can't
>>24590417
Nice! Chad is a cool name. I am Kazosi nice to meet ya but sometimes I feel like Kevin but everyone calls me Kaz lol.
damn, I just realized I look like a fag
I guess the thread is already dead, but I spent half an hour drawing this shit instead of studying.
shit skin, shit hair, shit height, shit life,
>thick eyebrows
>greasy mohawk
>ugly ass facial hair
>shit colored eyes
>always looking tired or sad
just fucking kill me
>>24574567
I can't perfectly capture how greasy I am or the bags under my eyes, but this will have to do.
>>24591324
inb4 london
You have been silenced for 2 seconds, because etcetera
>>24583879
BILLY MAYS HERE
>>24587442
G-grandma? You shitpost on r9k too?
>>24591324
>capture
want to be my gf?
we can hang out in the cemetary if you want
>>24585398
zeez?
bloxorx
I don't really know how to make my receding hairline more apparent. Nor how to show that I'm also losing my hair at the top of my head.
Every day for me
>>24591324
>girl
Hi.
Will you come to the cemetery w me? For a picnic?
(insert robot defeating text here)
I look worse irl,
I can't grow facial hair for shit
>>24587775
You obviously put too much effort into that, so stop asking like "you didn't care". You just suck.
ok
hello
I tried drawing traps
>>24592297
Same lmao kek senpai
Robots should draw more often
Fun activity
>>24592473
we used to have a drawthread up for about a year straight, but it was always the same couple of people there and when they left it never came back.
/r9k/ is too lazy/afraid of being judged to draw
>>24592517
Not judging by this thread.
I'll try to make some kind of draw thread on a regular basis.
>>24574567
goddamn it i fucked up
>>24592602
I think key here was theme/focus, template, and people probably like drawing themselves.
Only other ones I've seen be succesful lately are draw pepe from memory.
>>24589479
You need to bring Kira to justice
>tfw no qt spaghetti hair bf
all deliberate
well i tried
Who /listenstometal/ here?
>Tfw own shirts from my favorite bands but too self conscious to wear them
>Tfw have cds of other rock bands in my car just in case, so people wont listen to my metal music
>even on 4chan people make fun of metal fans
Its like being in the closet.
>>24592968
i listen to agalloch and ghost. what about you?
>>24592992
Mercyful fate, Peste noire, bathory, cradle of filth, emperor
Posted this once before
bumpu desu
can't fucking believe that wasn't original
>>24577945
Lmfaowhydoeslifedothistomefam?
>>24592503
How do you even draw like this?
I'm guessing you have a tablet or something for free hand instead of a mouse.
Even the mouse produced wojacks look great though too
>>24586826
are you rl grime?
Tfw no soul.
r8 m8 and h8
Very old one, will post again with updates very soon.
did this on my phone really quick
i have a small forehead :(
i'm gonna be happy
>>24596864
oh shit misread the OP, here.
thanks for reminding me i need to shave
>>24574567
fireman wojak
>>24592992
>>24593094
hey mealbros, what are some of your favorite bm acts?
panopticon and falls of rauros here, you should both check it out, especially if you like agalloch
ginger masterrace here
green eyes master race reporting
>>24592201
Actually trying to have a standard is "too much effort"? k
>You just suck
kek, I'm sure I did better than you, faggot.
