What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio technology?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty butt position
>>24418188
>grabbing living room AR15 pistol
k m8
qt gril in the OP pic at least
>>24418218
i was raped 2 years ago and i am still not over it desu
>>24418188
Why do you reject so many guys? When is the last time Chad jizzed on your face?
>>24418236
You weren't in Italy by any chance, were you?
>>24418544
>Why do you reject so many guys? When is the last time Chad jizzed on your face?
rude and uncalled for
>>24418236
Who gives a shit
You were probably asking for it
>>24418593
Answer the question, you slut. WHY do you reject so many guys, and when is the last time Chad jizzed on your face? Do you reject guys because you ONLY want Chad, like the typical fembot?
That's why 99 percent of fembots exist, anyways. They reject guys every single day, and they are just depressed since they can't have Chad. Chad just pumps and dumps them and then forgets about them.
>>24418683
>Answer the question, you slut.
what is wrong with you
>>24418544
You do realize you're replying to pasta, right retard?
>>24418188
sauce on pic pls .-.
>>24418784
>>24418799
No. It's not pasta. I want to know why OP is a dumb slut. She is like all the other fembots, she wants Chad and will settle for no less, she rejects guys every day, and she doesn't even realize that Chad ONLY pumps and dumps and jizzes on girls' faces.
Kill yourselves, you stupid sluts.
>>24418815
>No. It's not pasta. I want to know why OP is a dumb slut.
why are you so very mad
>>24418188
>Wake up whenever
>eat
>lift
>shower, shave etc
>eat
>games
>eat
>sleep
>repeat
>>24418834
I am mad for reasons described, OP is a typical fembot that is very entitled and is ONLY depressed because she cannot be with Chad Thundercock forever and ever. That is why I am mad, you fucking stupid little slut.
>>24418870
she said she rejects chads and wants a skinny robo bf
do you even read
>>24418784
I'm glad you were raped (even though you weren't because you're a guy and fembots don't exist).
>>24418188
why do you sleep with your hair up
>>24418908
That was a lie, you FAGGOT.
>>24418914
I'm glad she was raped too. She deserves getting raped.
>>24418928
>That was a lie, you FAGGOT.
nope, some people have different preferences anon
>>24418925
>why do you sleep with your hair up
i just like it like that
>>24418914
>I'm glad you were raped
there is no reason for this
>>24418236
At least you can say you got raped
>>24418950
it's not very much fun desu
>>24418188
Who is this jizz djinx???
>>24418960
Thats true I'd rather be the raper
>sleep
>wake up
>can't wake up
>>24418947
No. You are lying. I'm glad you got raped, you are a whore.
>>24418928
M8 I'm all for the whole "women are whores" thing, but idiots like you are not helping our cause.
You say she only wants Chads, she already stated she wants a robot bf. You can just go "she's lying", that isn't an argument.
If you said to me "all women are whores" and my reply was "no they aren't, you are lying", you'd jump down my throat like an enraged downie telling me how wrong I am and how my argument isn't valid.
If you are going to talk shit about a whole sex, try to do it in a way that makes you seem right rather than a fucking retard.
>>24419018
All women are indeed slutty whores, but YOU are an idiot. You agree with me that all women are slutty whores, and many people freely admit this in mainstream society these days, but I digress.
She admitted multiple times that she rejects dozens of ordinary guys on a DAILY BASIS because they are not good enough for her. Women rarely admit they want Chad since they think that a non-existent "society" is going to punish them for it. She is just a partially dishonest slut whore, that's all.
>>24418188
/morning/
>go to sleep, fuck the sun
/afternoon/
>dreaming about some stupid ass shit
/evening/
>still fuckin dreaming about some stupid ass shit
/night/
>wake up, jot down some stupid ass shit in my dream journal
>empty my dick
>eat some frozen microwave shit
>listen to some shitty albums
>meditate to forget my bitchass exists
>watch some shitty shows, shitty movies, and shitty videos
>eat some more frozen microwave shit
>drink some tap water piss
>scan through boring ass forums
>empty my ass
>talk to the shadow people
>make shitty ass music that sounds like concentrated autism past the realm of outsiders
>touch my penis to some shitty spanking videos
>turn on some ambient ass shit and go the fuck back to sleep
that's that
>wake up have a bong and play some fall out
>low on ammo but think I'll just go full melee
>nearly at next objective and see red dot on map
>probably some retarded bot fly
>nope
>fucking legendary deathclaw
> turn off Xbox and go get of the best bacon and egg quiche to date
>shit was cash
>>24418599
>>24418914
>>24418928
>>24418994
>>24419045
just the worst person in the world. your life must be a total misery and you must be insufferable to be around.
>>24419283
No. YOU got raped, so don't go pointing fingers at me and others and saying WE are insufferable to be around. That's like a fat guy telling someone else to not eat so much, LOL!!!!!
In real life, things are much better. I interact with people knowing that they can't be as slutty and entitled as the women on this board are, and it's great.
>>24419045
I don't get it. What's wrong with rejecting people off their preference?
I would reject fat women and ugly women too
>>24418188
/morning/
>wake up when alarm goes off, snooze is for lazy faggots
>Empty bladder and bowels
>put on workout clothes
>go downstairs and either lift or run on elliptical depending on the day
>Wake up wife
>Brush and floss teeth
>Shower
>Shave, deodorant, gold bond
>Get dressed
>Grab keys/wallet/gun/pocketknife/phone, etc. and load up pockets
>Take daughter downstairs while wife showers
>Feed daughter and make breakfast
>Eat breakfast
>Feed dog
>Hugs and kisses for everyone, out the door
>Drive to work
>Check e-mails, figure out what measurements I need to do today and what vehicles are available.
>Take data all morning
>Lunch by myself while reading
/afternoon/evening/
>Analyze measurements
>2nd shit of the day at work, might as well waste their time rather than mine
>More analysis
>Usually some kind of useless meeting
>Drive home
>Get mail, throw most of it away
>Let dog out and feed him again
>Empty dishwasher
>Start dinner
>Hugs and kisses for wife and daughter when they get home
>Eat dinner
>Do dishes
>Play with daughter and read her some books
>Take daughter upstairs and give her a bath
>Shitpost online or play some video games while wife puts daughter to sleep
>Go to bed around 9pm, watch TV for a few minutes
>Asleep by 9:30
>>24419355
People say robots have no right to complain about being lonely when they won't give up their standards, yet people also say that fembots have a RIGHT to only date Chad. Double standards. Fembots only exist because Chad won't be exclusive with them, that's it, that's all.
>>24418188
>>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>>Probably
My fkin sides
10/10 op
>>24418188
>alarm goes off at 10
>have 2 - 3 things on average I want to do that day
>(for example) walk the dog/exercise, do a bit of homework, and make an important phonecall
>but I'm too tired to wake up right now because this guest bedroom is the comfiest thing in the world, and I stayed up on 4chan til 3 last night
>wake up at 2 in the morning
>fuck
>lay there until 3 before getting up
>think about whether I should play a video game or do a productive thing while browsing 4chan
>wonder why I've been on this website for 5 years when I hate almost everyone on it and think they're mostly retards
>its 7 by the time I make up my mind
>do the thing
>get home, either play a video game or can't be bothered to and just browse 4chan til 3
>repeat
>>24419553
EDIT: oh yeah, I forgot
50% chance I'll shower, and I'll usually eat big meal with a bunch of snacks throughout the day
>>24418188
>0700 wakeup, poop, exercise, shower, food
>0830 walk to work, coffee
>0900 work
>1300 soylent, keep working
>1700 walk home
>1730 cook dinner, tidy house, shower
>1900 vidya or netflix, few beers
>2300 sleep
>>24419589
same fag
>work mon - sat
>sunday off
>satruday night get drunk w/ friends or work people
typical sunday:
>morning hungover watching cartoons in bed
>brunch at some cafe with friends, or book if alone
>shop for weekly supplies
>see parents in the early afternoon
>try and go out to dinner with a qt, have a few drinks
>bed by 2300
>>24418188
God damn guys, does anybody on this board even have a complimentary brain to his head anymore?
The reason why so many of this sluts post here (or mostly just other idiots playing a female), is because you gobble up this shit like no tomorrow and go fucking mental at any bait, might it even be so obvious.
OP is not by any reasoning a robot and just wrote out greentext paragraphs about being a normie living life on easy mode and that is your average "fembot".
Stop replying to this shit, they do not belong here and just end up on this board for some attention from desperate fucktards like you when they are feeling a little down, because chad had other plans and potponed his regular jizzing inside of them one day.
currently
>wake up between 8 and 12
>browse internet or read until awake
>make coffee
>take shower
>program for a while if feeling motivated
>browse internet or read
>get drunk and/or high (usually every other day or so... really need to quit)
>wake up
>din't sleep well
>still sort of tired
>lay in bed for a while
>fall asleep again
>wake up, still don't feel that great
>but fuck it, the sun is out and it's gleaming through my windows
>sit in my bed for a while
>look for my shirt
>put it on
>walk outside my room
>say hi to anyone who's out there
>go to the kitchen
>serve my coffee
>it's cold
>put it on the microwave for a minute
>go take a piss in the meanwhile
>come back to the kitchen get the coffee
>place my cup on the second counter to the right because the sugar is there
>grab a spoon from the first counter
>grab the jar that has sugar and put one tea spoon
>stir it
>go to the fridge and grab the gallon of milk and pour some into the mug
>grab the coffee and go back into my room
>turn on the computer
>wait a minute for it to start up
>take a zip of my coffee
>type in my password
>take another minute to load up
>take another zip of my coffee
>open up firefox
>go to youtupe
>put some music
>it's the same old shit, sort of tired of it
>open up r9k
>look at the threads for a while
>take another zip of my coffee
>make taps for the threads I want to replay to
>open up SWTOR
>type in my username and password
>go get my little brother's cellphone because I put the security key there
>probably not a good idea
>don't care
>type in the security code
>log in
>go into my main
>take another zip of coffee
>>24419943
>look at any items that sold in the GTN
>nothing sold
>fuck
>go put the items again in the GTN
>take another zip of my coffee
>look aorund and see if there is anything worth buying
>don't have enough cash
>go farm some heroics
>get bored by the third heroic
>go back to r9k
>shitpost because i'm bored
>look at the threads I open up, and read all the replies
>Bitch someone out for the fun of it
>close thread
>go back to catalog
>get annoyed because you guys are posting a bunch of gay queer shit
>reply angrily
>continue browsing R9K for a while
>make a shitty thread
>get lots of replies
>this board is dead and stupid people desu
>go back to swtor
>continue grinding
>credits are for faggots anyways
>do some pvp
>get my ass kicked
>coffee is either done or half way there
>getting sort of hungry at this point
>don't eat because lazy to make food
>continue playing some warzones
>don't do that great
>sorcerers and there fucking bubbles
>my damage is total shit
>I need new gear
>get frustrated and stop queuing up
>continue grinding for a while
>talk shit in general chat
>get roasted
>get up and make myself something to eat
>usually make myself some eggs and beans because I'm poor
>while i'm at it i grab my mug and put some coffee and set it on the microwave again
>go take a shit
>havne't cleaned my teeth yet
>meh
>go get my coffee
>food is ready
>take it back to my room
>eat my food in my room
>continue playing
>>24418236
What happened?
Also, keep your guns locked up except your carry gun. You don't want nogs stealing them and committing more crimes/rapes/etc
>wake up 9:30pm
>shit, shower, shave
>make lunch, eat breakfast while making lunch, text wife
>go to work 10:20pm
>work until 1:00am, take break, text wife
>work until 2:30am, take lunch, text wife
>work until 5:00am, take shit, text wife, browse r9k
>work until 7:15am, go home, call wife
>take care of cat, eat dinner, text wife
>play vidya until 11:00am, texting wife
>fap until 11:30am
>put on music, call wife, sleep
>do it again
>and again
>and again
I miss my wife. Long distance sucks. And I'm probably a kuk
/morning/
>zzzzzz
/afternoon/
>breakfast
>pick some kind of recreational activity
/evening/
>lunch
>shitpost
>insert recreational activity here and/or cheeky wank
>zzzzzz
>>24418188
wait, I've seen this slut here before
isn't this that slut with the roastie and hairy legs that keked that guy?
>>24418188
/morning/
>wake up
>take a huge shit
>have breakfast
>if week day, walk to work
>else sit in front of monitor
/afternoon/
>sit in front of monitor
>if at work, order lunch, else make lunch
>sit in front of monitor
/evening/
>if week day, walk home from work
>sit in front of monitor
>have dinner
>sit in front of monitor
>masturbate
>go to sleep
>>24420628
>/morning/
>>zyzzzzz
>/afternoon/
>>breakfast
>>pick some kind of recreational activity
>/evening/
>>lunch
>>shitpost
>>insert recreational activity here and/or cheeky wank
>>zyzzzzz
