> "Hey anon! Ready for a workout?"
> "You can bench at least 200 right? Right...?"
>>24418212
ya bitch. can YOU?
>>24418212
Yup.
>fuck you robot you overly sensitive piece of shit
200? I can barely do 10. Go away. Leave me alone.
>>24418212
yeah but we're going for a swim first to wash your face off.
No. I don't want to work out with you, stupid whore. Go break your legs on a machine like that one bitch.
>never hit the gym
>no idea what I can "bench" or how well/poorly I'd be at any machine
>implying some random woman I don't even know would be able to convince me to try the gym or any similar workouts when even my friends can't
I'll stick with my casualcalisthenicsworkout once a week on average or so as my current ottermode is what I'm content enough with and I have no desire to become pumped up nor desire to have people mock me during gym workouts thank you very much.
Assuming that's pounds that's not even unreasonable, if you can't bench 200 pounds you're REALLY weak
>>24418242
>>24418252
>>24418615
at least i can fit into my shirts
>>24418212
Are you joking? I'll go back to my computer if you don't have anything else to say.
>>24418615
I'm not sure how benching works, but 200 pounds is almost twice my weight.
>>24418212
Bitch, don't insult me, I bench 370.
200 pounds is like 90 kgs. How are you like 45kgs are you auschwitz mode?
What does it mean by bench? One down and up or just one straight up?
>>24418615
If I can do ~50 pushups and I'm 80kg (175 pounds) does that mean I can bench 200 pounds? Bench is where you lie back and push something up, right?
>>24418754
This is what I thought at first but youre on an angle when you pushup so maybe its easier
>>24418735
I weigh 120 pounds.
>>24418212
Kek, if you can't bench 200, you're not actually a male. Just be a girl with a feminine penis.
>>24418212
>Implying this girl could bench a little pass lamo1plate
>>24418754
you're only lifting the top half of your body during a pushup, senpai. Feet are on the ground.
Anyway, im 165lbs and I can do around 80 pushups and can bench 235.
>>24418831
That's a good point. I can do about 5 handstand pushups, but I'm just going to start going to the gym to see if I actually can or not, everything else is just going to be roundabout.
>>24418615
As I weigh only 64kg (~141lbs)at 178cm (5'10")and never lift nor bench press and only occasionally do things like pushups, pullups, situps at home, and the "average" benching for adult men seeming to be around one's own body weight if not a bit lower as novice (let alone if untrained), I kind of doubt not being able to lift ~1.4 times my own body weight is to be considered weak let alone "REALLY" weak.
I have no idea what my max bench would be as I never even attempted it, but age, weight, and time already spent training prior all affect that max, obviously.
>>24418212
>Can only bench 90lb
>Can only squat 70lb
A-atleast I have my charm and charisma.
I can squat 300lbs but only bench 100.
>living in my studio apartment at college
>getting "swole", making gainz, lifting heavy
>buy my own weight set
>dropout
>move back home
>mom is vegan
>have to supplement my own protein by double because no dining centers when NEET
>cant do overhead presses in my moms basement, ceilings are too low
>cats just starts shitting around where I used to deadlift because they're assholes
>eventually stop working out all together
>>24418894
>>cats just starts shitting around where I used to deadlift because they're assholes
Buy some kitty litter m8
I shoved a champagne bottle up my ass, I have a broken rectum. I cannot lift heavy or I risk full prolapse.
Its over for me.
>thought I was on /fit/
>laughed at how 200 lbs is babbyweight
>realized im on /r9k/ and that's actually a lot for you twigs
>inb4 normscum
>>24418849
Wanna be my gf bby?
>>24418849
>benching more than you squat
how is that even biologically possible?
