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If you were to buy a twelve gauge shotgun, put it in your mouth
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If you were to buy a twelve gauge shotgun, put it in your mouth and aim directly at the brain, would it be an instant death?

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Oh yeah.

You know unless you were hilariously unlucky. You'd at least maybe be able to come back here as a board celebrity.
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No, you have to pull the trigger as well.
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>>24418298

Yeah. Those horror stories of them surviving are unnerving, but it seems like a painless method if it works.

>>24418304

I'll keep note of that. Thank you.
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this is absolutely vital make sure it goes towards your brain not your face.
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>>24418304
>>24418318
Also, before pulling the trigger you should load the gun with 12 gauge shotgun shells.
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>>24418284
>aim directly at the brain

you're better off tilting it down a bit and going for the brain stem, if you just point straight up you'll just take out the front part of your brain or blow your face open which wont kill you immediately.
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>>24418327
Haha, vital.
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>>24418327

Danke.

Saved.

>>24418343

Noted as well.
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Would be insta-kill but dont fucking be a pussy and shake when you pull the trigger because you'll fuck off your aim and blow your face off.

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>>24418284
>>24418298
Isn't that how Britney Spears became a celebrity?
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>>24418353

Gotcha.

>>24418361

Yeah. That's what I'd be afraid of it .Though, I imagine a little liquid courage would help resolve that.
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Dont be stupid. There are better ways to do it.
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"Dead dead in the bed"

Varg Vikernes
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>>24418431

And what better ways are there?
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>>24418403
Heres some more info: http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms

If you want me to direct you to a suicide chatroom I gotchu.
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>>24418453
Heroin overdose.
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>>24418284
For good measure you should use a slug instead of buckshot
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>>24418358

Don't save that. NEVER shoot yourself under the chin. That's just stupid.

One theory say you should put the gun in your mouth and aim up and slightly back, to try to hit the brainstem / medula oblongata. The other theory says that you should shoot yourself in the temple or behind the ear to try to destroy both hemispheres of your brain.

I don't think I'd use a shot gun, personally. It seems unwieldy and easy to fuck up. My choice would be a .40 / .45 / .357 hollowpoint. I think I'd tape my nose and mouth shut with heavy tape and then shoot myself in the side of the head - that way, you either die instantly / fall unconscious / paralyzed and suffocate, or just shoot again.
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>>24418463
This is the best method, by far.

If you are dedicated you can find it.
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>>24418453
Helium.

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>>24418463

Heroin Overdose? I never really would of thought that would be painless since most drug methods since faulty.

>>24418576

Didn't they change the helium bag method to where it was ineffective?
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>>24418650
If you fail you will just feel really fucking good and puke a lot.

If you get brought to a hospital then shit will get shitty.
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