Chilling in an 18 yo QT's dorm room right now.
Jealous?
>>25809408
She has "cat lady" hair. Totally NOT jelly.
>>25809408
You waiting for the bull?
>>25809408
Don't let her see you posting on 4chan and taking creepshots of her room.
why the fuck does she have a Friends poster ask her that please.
>>25809408
nice shoes cuck
>>25809442
My thoughts exactly is it fucking 97 in there or something
>loafers
Frat boy detected
Reeee etc.
>>25809442
This.
>in college at present year
>has poster of show from 90's - early 2000's
University Miami? She's def fuckin darkies then homeboy
>>25809408
>chinos and shoes with no socks
fuck off you rich normie white boy fgt
>frizzy hair
enjoy your ugly kids
>>25809408
>bragging about not having sex on 4chan
this isn't even beta behavior, it's literal omega-tier.
good luck with the rest of your life OP, it's not looking promising.
>>25809408
>Those fucking retard shoes
Are you some fraternity normie faggot? Or just like wearing shoes that make you look like you suck dick? Also are you wearing khaki's? I'd rather be chilling in my new balances and blue jeans than wear whatever the fuck you are wearing.
Also
>Friend's poster
Kek, she has such normie tier taste. She doesn't like anime or k-pop I bet, have fun with your normie tier stacy slut anon.
Tell her I said she has shit taste and her room looks like a prison cell.
>>25809431
hes definitely waiting for the bull
also pics of your cuckolding wench OP
>>25809442
She's an enormous Friends fan.
She has the same name as one of the characters, and spent most of Winter Break re-watching Friends because she was at a distant relative's funeral and couldn't see her actual friends
>>25809664
seinfeld > friends
tell her shes a fuckin pleb
>>25809664
wow thanks for letting me know
>>25809664
ah, so shes an autist.
>>25809408
Nice slippers faggot
>>25809473
Nah I'm a cyborg artsy straight guy
>>25809494
She's a socially awkward virgin. Very cute, though.
>>25809664
>>25809408
Stupid hair and shit taste? Not even slightly jelly. Now get the fuck out with your faggot chinos and shoes.
>>25809517
frat boys are gay?
I thought they were chad
I have literally never seen an instance of OP being more of a faggot
>>25809442
>>25809664
Watching Friends on Netflix is the new basic white girl thing.
>>25809408
Where are your socks anon?
Why are you on 4chan instead of fucking her? And more importantly, if you're not going to post her naked, fuck off.
>>25811079
This.
You come off as some loser that is too absorbed in his fuck phone to actually hang out with someone.
Put the phone away you dead brain.
>>25809408
Nice try. So, how's your sister doing?
>>25809664
friends is fucking garbage why do girls seem to always like that show?
You should urinate between her mattress and box spring. Just enough that will leave a smell, but not too much that she'll feel the wetness.
>>25809408
>liking 3dp
She most likely burns coal. Not jealous.
>>25811079
>>25811125
It's all about status. OP has to pretend he has an active social life, so she might not be creeped out by him. In OP's mind the best way to pretend to be normal is to pretend to be busy messaging people on your phone. Of course in reality she sees right through it, and is eager to tell all her girlfriends afterwards what an autist this guy is.
What OP thinks she is thinking:
>oh wow anon is constantly on his phone talking to people, he must be so popular!
What she's really thinking:
>omg this guy so boring, and why is he browsing that pedophile forum and taking creepshots of me?
>>25809475
It's not so much that but Friends is shite.
