who /melee/ here?
who do you main
why do so many people hate hungrybox?
why are ice climbers the best characters in the game?
also general robot smash thread for those who play the other shittier games
>>28833013
the only reason I still have my gamecube is because of Kirby Air Ride
Every Smash Bros game is better than the previous one.
Come at me.
Fox
He's a faggot. Most people hate him because he plays really defensively though. Watch a set with him vs Armada when Armada plays defensive too. It is so fucking boring I want to claw my eyes out.
Ice climbers aren't even top five imo. If you avoid grab they aren't that good. They also get fucked by drillshine.
>tfw hands hurt
>>28833049
>I have no tech skill
Fixed your post buddy.
>>28833159
>I take a party game for kids way too seriously
Fixed your post, buddy.
>>28833180
Lmao the old "you take this too seriously" line. Why does every shit person say this? Don't worry friend smash 4 is way more accessible I'm sure you'll have a blast!
Whenever fags usually want to play some melee I just pick Game and Watch and spam side+B
I never have any idea what's going on in melee threads. How do I git gud like you guys?
>>28833236
Melee is actually a very hard fighter to get good at honestly. There's a lot of tutorials on YouTube though but I feel like the best way to get good is playing people which sucks for a robot like myself
>>28833049
I'll join this anon in the unpopular opinions club. Smash Wii U is the tits.
>>28833223
Because it's true.
Smash 4 is the superior game in every way, and only Chris Chan level spergs still give a shit about Melee.
Final smashes made the series better, items are fun, and final destination is a boring map.
Go play a real fighting game.
>>28833136
I like HBox, without him all you would see every single grand finals is fucking fox dittos
I get hype for walls of pain, gimps, and rest setups
and the reason he plays defensively is because he only plays vs fox which is heavily favored in the matchup
plus the he gets so much unwarranted hate from mangofans its so fucking dumb
every rest he gets on mango makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
>sheik
>if players are good they get mad over her being the "easiest"
>if theyre bad they think shes cheep
maybe I should just play fox
>>28833286
final destination is shit, thats the only correct thing you said
one of the reasons 4 is shit is because it forces fd down your throats with omega stages
>>28833274
It's fun in its own right I guess but it's so fucking slow I'm always just thinking I wish this were melee or PM when I play it
>>28833286
>Final smashes made the series better, items are fun, and final destination is a boring map.
>the opinions of people who dont actually like the game matter
wait something seems off here
>>28833286
>final smashes
>items
>play a real fighting game
Lmao why are you even in this thread
ps fd is not the only used melee stage
>>28833288
I agree with this. I have never really hated hbox for his gameplay, I don't mind puff and his patient, spacing-based play and penchant for dramatic comebacks makes him fun to watch imo. As a person he's a piece of shit though and I get the hate for him there. So smug and yet at the same time acts like he's so humble.
>>28833333
>fucking checked
>>28833342
also from what I've heard it all depends on how hes doing at whatever tourney he's at. he gets pretty invested when hes in a tournement and if he's doing poorly it will sit with him the rest of the day
>>28833288
Go watch some footage of him commentating at summit 2 I promise you he is an enormous faggot. And I love watching him when he doesn't play Armada or a floaty I'm just saying that's why most people hate him
personally im only bi for traps but this guy and his attitude is so attractive to me
I wanna make him squirm under me, he knows he likes being the bottom but refuses to admit it
>>28833333
Opinions of niche spergs about the Smash series are the opinions that don't matter.
I'll be here with everyone else playing WiiU Smash.
>>28833334
Smash will never be a real fighting game.
It's a party game, and trying to play it any other way is just sad.
"I'm the top ranked Mario Party player in the world hurrrrrr"
>>28833013
Smash Melee tier list in case anyone wanted to know
>>28833286
Welp I was on board with you, but you lost me here... I think each Smash is better than the last, but Final Smashes are shit and "go play a real fighting game" is pleb talk.
I just think that each game has a better roster, mechanics, etc. than the previous one(s).
>>28833399
>baiting this hard
wew fuckin lad
>>28833393
>tfw leffen will never shinespike your backside and tell you how bad you are at melee
>>28833399
this is most certainly bait
>>28833407
this is also bait
>>28833424
It's working isn't it?
>>28833393
leffen is one strange looking motherfucker
fucking racemixing
>>28833399
Watch the controllers of people playing smash vs any other fighting game. It's way more complex than most fighters your just ignorant if you think it's a dumb fighter. Plus custom combo strings are awesome. Also lmao what makes you think it's niche? At big tournaments melee always has more entrants than sm4sh and always has more viewers on twitch and is more represented by major esports teams. You're talking out of your ass
>>28833428
Wrong tier list my bad
>>28833424
what he did to chillendude gets me rock hard
>>28833457
his accent is qt tho
>>28833417
>mechanics
I get the roster thing but this is bs. Why would you want more limited movement?
>>28833475
that first one wtf
damn the game has certainly evolved
>>28833482
>>28833472
Because people who play Smash4 have friends and lives, so they don't go to tournaments to watch smelly guys play a kids game.
>>28833509
m-my b
damn why isnt that original
>>28833509
my b senpai
>>28833516
the one fact here is that its very easy to trigger smash players
on both sidesing
for trash 4 players its as easy as saying their game is casual garbage that is only a sequel to brawl
for melee players its saying they are playing a 15 year old broken game full of glitches that everyone laughs at
pichu main sadly transitioning over to pikachu
i refuse to play top tiers because i don't wanna take the game seriously
>>28833509
>my b
>>28833482
did you watch him wreck shit at GOML?
he's still got it
>>28833417
call me a faggot but I think removing wavedashing was such a big mistake, dodge rolling exclusively really limits options
>>28833554
A real game would never allow Pichu in the first place.
>>28833013
I main Mario
>>28833580
i dont think wavedashing wouldnt really fit if it was exactly as it was in melee
perfect pivoting is already fairly useful, i just think they should make the input more lenient, and allow for proper dashdancingthat will never happen because nintendo will never make another competitive smash game ever again
>>28833013
because hungrybox does gay shit like pop off every time he wins.
also puff is boring to watch unless it's against fox or falco
>>28833586
man i just wanna play an adorable character and taunt 3 times any time i get a kill
why'd they have to make the poor little mouse such a joke
>>28833580
hes so awesome, I wish I could be pro at something so I could be cocky and arrogant while everyone watches
>ctrl+f "Marth"
>0 results
he's a lot of fun, senpaitachi
>>28833030
Fuck. Yes.
oooooorinigal
>>28833615
>tfw nintendo will never give smash the love it deserves
>>28833637
pop-off's are respectful in my opinion
if you play someone and lose and they pop-off, it meant that beating you really meant something to them, they see you as a challenge, but thats just me
>>28833656
he really is, alsoon the topic of hottest smashers, westballz can multishine me any day
>>28833663
I actually play marth as a secondary tbhqfam
>>28833686
abate is the sexiest man in smash
no contest
Only normies play Smash Bros.
All throughout college it's all they fucking went on about.
"brah, we got a smash tournament going on friday. Order some pizza, and I'll bring the rum and coke, broski. We gotta bring an extra controller for Stacy. Yeah, Chads gonna teach her his main. Looks like you got some compatition, Anon."
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING FUN OR STRATEGIC ABOUT A NINTENDO FIGHTING GAME JUST FUCKING STOP.
>>28833757
>the nu-male mustache and beard combo
>all hes missing is the glasses
>>28833794
i want to feel his scruffy beard rub against my neck as he takes me from behind
>>28833794
You mean a standard beard?
Are you really that mad that you can't grow a proper beard?
>>28833873
>beaner
>cant grow proper beard
as if idiot, that look is just faggy as fuck
>>28833686
>pop-off's are respectful in my opinion
I don't play smash competitively so I'll take your word for that
As a spectator it looks lame unless it was like hard fought 5 set or something. He does it every time he beats Mango so it just makes me laugh
>The same 3 people winning over and over and over and over
Wow! Mango/Armada/Hbox grandfinals. How fun to see the same people from 8 years ago playing each other!
lot of heat in this thread. I've only played smash, melee, and brawl
brawl sucked huge nuts. The characters move way too slow. I just hate it. Melee was the best one I ever played. When I heard about the one after brawl I got excited hoping it would be better, but it was the same. Melee is the best.
>>28833964
we need to scan their brains to see what makes them so good
>>28833964
That's honestly the best part for me. Also why I dislike college basketball and women's tennis besides the fact that it's played by women
>>28833964
>not knowing about the legacy of the 5 gods
>>28833959
Mango is one of the best in the world, I would pop off too but then agfain im just a scrub at this game, Hungrybox generally has a losing streak vs mango so I understand why he pops off every time he beats him
>go to uni
>break
>someone pulls out their gayming laptop
>launches dolphin
>Project M
>Sees I'm mirin, ask him if I can play
>everything is FD, no items, no sound, characters have been modded, some attacks replaced, nerfed, movement were weird
>only ever played toon link on smash4 with my 12 year old little brother
>still beat his ass
>tells him there's no fun, this shit is sad as fuck
>look at me as if I admitted I necro-fucked his great grandma
>spergs shit about how bad brawl is, talk about characters are "slow" and some are broken
>almost saying "mature game for mature people like myself"
>beat him again, tell him his shit is boring and leave
>>28833964
Leffen is back, PP will be back eventually. There's also longshots like Plup getting better and Hax possibly returning. It's not going to be just those three forever.
My Main.She's still good
Most Smash players are fagets with no fundamentals. They value stupid tech more than solid play. Plus the locals are filled with fat people, autist, and children. So basically the /r9k/ of "fighting" games
>>28834321
>mfw the majors are filled with cute girls who I will never ever be with.
>>28834321
fighting games are /r9k/ of games
so is smash /r9k/ of /r9k/ of games
>>28834321
Solid play is built using tech anon
also fuck you sakuri for not putting icies in sm4sh
heres hoping for ice climbers dlc, Im sure it will happen
>>28834557
Solid play is relying on smart reads and knowing how to react to any situation at any given time. No one gives a fuck how many times you can shine in a row or perfect wave dash as long as you never get the hit.
>>28834596
sure you can read an opponent but it doesn't mean dick if you cant follow up using tech unless you plan on using charged smashes for each read
tech and fundementals are both equally important if you want to be a good smash player, if you don't use tech ur just gonna get shit on people who do use it
>>28834643
Hunter stop shilling ICs
>>28834655
who the fuck is hunter
I just want my ic's man, and make them balanced and not reliant on chaingrabs Sakuri so people stop bitching when I pick them
>>28834643
No even close. People who go to tournaments and practice with real opponents are always going to be better than lab monsters that just make combo videos.
>>28834702
well yeah obviously, but you can't sit here and say that tech isn't important to strategy and winning
>>28834736
Never said that. I said most of them value it more than solid play as evident by their stupid charts and videos trying to convince people it's a deep game.
>>28833013
>melee
>playing the objectively inferior version of the game
>not playing the superior smash4
>not playing the game that is actually balanced
>not playing the harder game
smash4 has objectively harder tech skill thats involved
>best combos aswell since 64 pikachu
>is the designated robot game as normies will never pickup a wiiu
The only people who still play melee are actual autists, nobodies going to play with you in it
>their game doesnt even have a real online mode
>the whole tech game is about spamming one dash move
How can meleecucks even compete?
