>Characters that are literally you in real life
I'll start. He represents everything that I am: Power, perseverance, courage, a strong sense of duty, and omega character traits. I even have a $1,200 limited edition Griever necklace.
I'm literally the crow.
>long hair
>metalfag
>pretty good at guitar
>vengeful against people who have wronged me
>will come back from the dead when a gang of chads cucks me and kills me
Literally me
>squats
>>29243879
>>29243995
Please be ironic, holy shit
Even on /r9k/ I didn't think the autism was this strong
>>29244542
im not joking
why u do think I am?
>>29244542
Are you insulting the crow in my presence, bitch?
Imagine this show, but he just gets blackout drunk instead of an elaborate revenge plot.
>>29244601
Because there is almost nothing that will convince me you lack the above characteristics than making a thread telling us all you have them. Strong people don't need to tell people that they're strong, they just are.
The fact that your best role model for someone with perseverance and bravery is an anime character is also very telling.
>>29244630
I insulted you, not him. I don't even know who the crow is, but I do know that every single bullet point in your list is the way an edgy middle schooler would describe themselves.
>>29244709
This is an anonymous board. I'm not telling anyone I have these traits because nobody knows who I am.
I am Squall Leonheart. I have a lion heart. You mad?
>>29244709
>I don't even know who the crow is
Heh. Fool.
>>29243879
do you actually have the first release silver square enix neck? gimme a pic with the slip of paper senpai
Sasuke Uchiha is literally me, dark, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.
>>29244729
And what have you ever done in your life to demonstrate this bravery? Stand up to the big bad normies by posting frogs on a congolese giftwrapping forum?
>>29244703
>hanging out with normie chad or sometimes chad's gf
>getting pissed off and bitter every day of your life
this character is /r9k/ in a nutshell.
>>29244789
I work for the sheriffs department and I've saved many lives.
>>29244703>>292448>>29244800
Not previous guy, but what do you do at the sherrifs department?
A cold, manipulative, intelligent, nihilistic, uncaring, romantic, twisted psychopath who will stop at nothing to achieve my goals. If you so much as cross me, I'll send my henchman after you with a tire iron.
>>29243879
Dude. No. Stop it. You're delusional. If you really possess these things then prove it.
It's hard being sane in such an insane world
Me on theright
Originalio
>>29245354
>Niko Bellic
>Max Payne 3 first stage
Me in real life desu
>>29245591
So you're a racist killer?
The picture attached to this post is literally me.
Yes, I am and no, it's not going to happen, roach.
I'm not a musician at all
but I look like him and will probably live as long as him
Sato from Welcome to the NHK
-stupid
-lazy
-no friends, no gf
-prone to paranoid delusions and hallucinations
-mentally weak (easily addicted+no work ethic)
-21 years old
>>29244164
me 2
orignig
