>oh unfortunately we don't hire virgins
So how did you get the job HIYOOOOOOO
ummm, sorry Mr. anon, I'm afraid you can't eat dinner here, your virginity is scaring the children. You are going to have to leave.
Well the Virgin Store called, they're running out of you!
>>29244321
What's the difference?
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>>29243768
What about rapists?
>>29244399
OH yeah!
WELL YOUR A VIRGIN! AND YOUR WIFE AIN'T YOU KEK!
>>29243768
oh, i understand, well you will see. i need the job and my mom really wants me to work so lets do this
i will work here and you will pay me
don tell anyone that im a virgin
and if you do
im going to lose my virginity with your children
>>29243829
same for them, if they are so afraid im AFRAID that i will have to penetrate all of them
