This is your date tonight, anon.

>>29255627
Where is her feminine penis?

>>29255627
Cool. I'll pick you up at around 9

>>29255627
She's pretty. Is she Mexican?

>>29255627
Looking forward to it.

What's the chance I'm getting laid?

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>>29255627
>yfw you reverse image search ever picture of a 'female' posted here to make sure it's not a man

>>29255783
Yep. Which means you got about a 2-3 year window to make sure you can exhaust her body before it goes to shit.

t. Chicano

>>29255813
It's not like she would stay with me for 2 years.

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>>29255646
>her
>penis
>herpenisss

>>29255812
it's a shame when the only thing keeping your sexual status intact is sonething with no inherent sexual orientation

>>29255812
are you sure you're heterosexual?

>>29255859
that pic is smug as fuck senpai
thank you for posting it

>>29255627

If I had her phone number, I'd be polite and tell her I'm not attending. Otherwise I'd just stand her up.

>>29255627
do you mean date as in casa de citas?

if so I am broke so hopefully its already paid for.

otherwise we going to mickeyD for the 5 dollar 2 bigmacs do i recieve sex?

>>29255813
kek

2-3 years?

I have a nice dick, but my shitty personality and myriad mental issues would drive her away in less than a month.

Either that or I would become convinced after a while that something would go terribly wrong and sabotage the entire thing myself. Then pat myself on the back for protecting myself from the pain of her cheating,