Shhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him, please, he has had a very long day of shitposting.
Wake up NEET! Mommy says it's time to get a job!
>>26637823
WAKE THE FUCK UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
OH YEAH, TIME TO HOOK UP THAT NEW STEREO SYSTEM I WAS ABLE TO AFFORD THIS WEEK WITH MY PAYCHECK
Uhh, guys, I'm serious, don't wake him up...
Thread #57 for the day
>>26637942
>>26637963
*WUB WUB WUB, NORMIE MUSIC, WUB WUB WUB, NORMIE MUSIC, WUB WUB WUB*
ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>26637963
WAKE THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK UUUUUUUUP! YYYA DAAAMN NEEET!
>>26637963
TIME TO GET A JOB FUCKFACE
Be. Quiet.
>>26638221
just getting ready for my job, workin' night shift buddy
*zips pants loudly*
>>26638258
*Unzips pants*
>>26638221
Say "sleep now neet" to get him to go back to sleep. Please don't anger him any further.
>>26638293
Kill yourself neet or GET A JOBBBBBB
>>26638293
WAKEY WAKEY, HANDS OFF SNAKEY
>>26638221
Wake up, mommy has read several parenting books and watched a special on ABC about co-dependency. It is best that I be strong and tell you today is the day.
If you do not go get a job within the week or sign up for college classes TODAY you will be on the street.
I can live with myself knowing you are on the street.
You won't be able to manipulate me this time anon, I'm siding with your father.
>>26638434
This scares the NEET to death doesn't it?
>>26638293
sleep now neet
>>26638434
shhh, sleep now neet. It's nothing more than a bad dream.
WAKEY WAKY LITTLE NEET. IT'S TIME TO GET UP AND SHITPOST
this thread kekkles me inside
>>26638524
I think after mommy says this the NEET commits suicide and mommy has to clean it up
>>26638434
>tfw this happened to me
>tfw I ended in the street
FUCK YOU
I WANT TO FORGET
Time for a story to get to sleep. How about "The Little Wagecuck That Could"?
>>26639432
That could buy himself a car, a house and vacations around the world whenever he felt like? sounds good.
>>26638434
How many actual NEETs exist on /r9k/? Do basement dwellers/jobless/educationless people who play vidya/watch anime actually exist past the age of 20?
>>26639542
I wonder this too, how do you get the NEET bux?
>>26639432
...and the wagecuck became a NEET and lived happily ever after. The end.
You know
I am firmly standing in the middle of wagecuck and NEET.
And I still want to die everyday, despite having the best of both worlds.
How people find a reason to live? How.
I don't understand it.
