Femanons, would you date me? Look how fu*cking good I look!
>>26637809
i'd let you provide for me, beg to marry me and even take only half of your stuff, anon
>>26637809
>5'9''
Immediately no.
>>26637809
>Smokes occasionally
>Christian
>self-described hippie
I'd suck your dick and never talk to you again
>>26637809
>Pancakes or waffles!??
lol ur gunna attract the shittiest kind of girls.
when im 30 id consider marrying you and using you for your income and then eventually divorcing you and taking half of everything you own, effectively ruining your life, but right now im too busy getting fucked by guys that are taller and hotter than you sorry bub
You're a try hard faggot. Just wear a T-shirt and don't wear faggy jeans. Also i like shorts. But you look like a stupid fag dressed like that.I'm a grill btw
>>26637809
i'd date you, make it seem like you are the greatest boyfriend ever, get bored of you around the 2nd or 3rd month, go to a bar with one of my girlfriends but tell you i had to work a double shift and fuck the first big black guy that approaches me in the bathroom. would probably make him a side bitch if his dick is good and long
>>26637809
>5'9''
kek, even 5'3'' girls with heels are taller than you
>>26637809
Aren't you just a Chad
Original
>>26637898
It depresses me how short 5'9' men look. I'd give anything for one extra inch. Just one.
>>26638016
Come on now that's not true
>post personal information on /r9k/
>get roasted
normies never learn
>>26637985
...do you like autism shorts?
>>26637809
>smokes
Stopped reading there.
5'9 isnt even manlet height. If you're 5'6 and shorter (average female height) than youre a manlet.
>>26638156
That's because everyone that is 5' to 5'8 lie to themselves by not measuring often and wearing shoes when they do and standing up unnaturally straight to eke out those precious inches when they are in fact just 5'6.
Op's pic is 5'6. He is deluding himself. 5'9 and 5'10 are the lowest possible acceptable heights you can be and manlets always try to convince everyone they made it even though with a casual glance you can tell they aren't human.
>>26637898
Why is nature so cruel.
I'd fuck you, but I'm a dude, so eh.
>Profession: I'm sure you can already tell...
How? HOWWW?
At that height is probably getting eviscerated in the online dating game. Nothing but landwhales I'm sure.
>>26637809
>Ethnicity: Libra
What?
>>26637809
>5'9
dont be a child and try again
>too chadlike
>looks like Clark Kent
>awkward name and mentions pancakes or waffles
Sorry...no...
No. He's 5 inches shorter than me.
>wants to date but nothing serious
Of course no.
>>26637809
Yeeeaaaah maybe, Idk I'm kinda fucked, but if he'd date me back and we legitimately got along, I don't see the problem, he is cute. :)
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>>26640936
why tho
what I do
>>26640963
>what I do
be a female
>>26640974
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>>26641088
p-please gib Iocation anonand gender
>>26641131
Fine California
>>26641179
Too far nevermind
>>26637809
>fu*cking
Firstly, you're a twenty-three year old male and you're censoring yourself on the internet, that's just pathetic. Secondly, you didn't even censor yourself correctly you fucking retard. Like, Jesus Christ man, you need to get a grip on life bucko. If you decide to keep being such a beta male then you'll never get a gf; you'll die alone and unloved. Not even your parents will love you because they'll eventually come to realize just how pathetic their son is. I mean, he comes onto mongolian snail-sniffing forum to ask for relationship advice. Simply sad, friend.
>>26637809
>college dropout
>unemployed
Why would you openly advertise this?
