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ITT: we beg fembots to be our gfs
Fembots are you looking for a beta orbiter? Somebody to talk to? A-a bf? Look no further than this thread.
i will be a fembot's slave and entertainment tool.
Can someone please be my gf? I'm really smart and kind, and I may not have Chad looks but I'll always be there for you and I'll never betray you.
i would like to masturbate in front of a fembot while she smiles at me and when i come she takes my dick and finishes for me
No fembot will do this for you guys. What are you, stupid? Women only ever come here to get ATTENTION from guys. THAT'S ALL. Get this through your aspie heads.
Fembots will you be my gf? I promise not to beat you unless it's your own fault.
>>26606736
Ok, i get it but is this really what we have all resorted to? Get a fucking hold of yourself fampai, this isn't what you really want, this is what woman and 'fembots' want.
>tfw don't put yourself out there because you are the absolute bottom of the barrel
even amongst losers I am the worst
5'10 average looking but clearly creepy guy begging for a girl who wants to tie me down and repeatedly fart on my face pls
>>26606736
Don't do this man
a fembot gf will destroy your mind
They are all universally mentally ill, go for an ugly Stacy instead, it's better for your well being
>>26606923
>ugly Stacy
also fuck off fembots are all traps and homosexuals pretending to be women
Please be my gf or at least play some video games with me. I like to play CS:GO and other games I feel like playing from time to time. I'd love to talk about anything, wether it'd be me, you, or anything else, really. As long as I get to talk to a femanon I'm down
>>26606940
There are enough girls here, they are just genuinely damaged and unhealthy to be around, much worse than the average malebot
If there is by some small miracle a qt virgin asian on here I will do anything for you no matter where you are in this world. Please respond
I'm Nice and Non-Sexual and Non-Aggressive and Supporting and Understanding and Caring and Accepting and Mentally-ill and Dress OKish I will have 1 gf to love and care for for all my living days and our souls will live on together forever after death~~~~
Oh my god, you guys are fucking pathetic.
>>26607149
Honestly you sound boring. Like if I were to talk to you it'd be mostly awkward pauses.
They are not looking for a boyfriend, idiot. They only care about attention.
>>26607261
At first yeah. Lots of them. I take a while to get over my anxiety and open up. I don't have any of those with people I've known for a while though. I talk a lot once I open up. I'm really needy though.
>>26607316
Like how needy are we talking?
>>26607261
>Like if I were to talk to you it'd be mostly awkward pauses.
Maybe Nomen is actually William Shatner
>>26607345
Then I'd definitely have to pass...too tall.
>>26607384
Even if he had that penis shaped rock with him?
>>26607341
Um, like "talk to me every single day or I will worry that you died". If I'm dating someone it's more like "talk to me every hour or I will assume you hate me or are dead". I try to control myself, like, I don't spam people or anything you know? And I wanna get better about it. My friends say I'm not as bad as I think but. I think I'm pretty bad and they're just being nice. I consider myself very needy. A lot of it is me needing to take care of someone though. I really want to be very involved in someone's life and help them with all their problems and know all their secrets and be their Best Friend and like, just another piece of them.
>>26607415
He can just leave the rock with me. I'd probably take a bunch of pictures with it like it was my dick and then laugh and never show anyone because they'd think I'm weird.
>>26607427
That does sound sweet...smothering but sweet.
>>26607498
I'm smothering but in a caring and non-controlling way? Like I'm controlling actually nevermind but it's not malignant
>>26607498
>tfw no gf to make funny selfies with that penis shaped rock together
time for my morphine
Oh, this thread again
This thread would actually work if all the girls who really wanted a bf would be courageous enough to post in here.
>>26607585
I doubt this thread really works outside of American girls
Crime rate going brazy brazy
Give a fuxk if they was real sisters
If young metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot ya
I will be any fembots bf or beta orbiter. Just add me on skype and we can get to know each other: Deivis102
>>26607585
Pretty much, there isn't many european girls around here. That would actually kinda easier to make it work since the distances would be less big in Europe.
>>26607611
America is all that matters.
>>26607688
I don't know why but that is the cutest America ball I have ever seen
I have a big dick nigga
>>26607688
original comment desuor not I got muted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
This video explains why we need to take women's rights away. No voting, no working men's jobs, no owning property. Her male role model with the most influenced has to approve who she is going to marry. Sex is forbidden until marriage. If we play our cards right boys we won't ever have to beg for nasty sloppy remains of a loose vagina again!!!!!
Any fembots want a rich manchild as sugar daddy? I'm rich enough so that I won't have to ever work a day in my life and still able to live a nice upper middle class lifestyle. I rarely leave my home, I got no friends and no interest in making any. I just want a girl for sex and cuddle and shitpost together.
I live in London
also, feminists need not apply
>>26607819
that's what polish girl are for
Internet relationships are a joke. I'm a khv loser with no friends but I still wouldn't want an online bf.
It's like your buying gfs on Runescape all over again.
>>26607808
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOO
>ARIIIGAATOOOOOOO
>>26607876
Okay, but what if we lived near each other?
>>26607955
...
It used to be such a good show. What went wrong?
>>26607991
Women's rights ruined everything.
>>26607989
If we lived next to each other and weren't actually meeting just because we met on 4chan I'd date a robot anyday.
Meeting someone online in person is way too nerve wracking
>>26608036
But I'm talking about One Piece...
>>26607989
Shut down by another roastie, anon? I think we can all pin this on women's promiscuous nature because they are fine with sharing the top 20% of men. IF we return to our old ways and religious values(one man, one woman, no hymen no diamond, only death) we will prosper like never before! We need our Christian values, women are not to have authority over men, that is why men's voices are naturally deeper, they have natural authority.
>no females in louisville ky
>start looking at desktop dancers on google images
So, no one wants me to obsessively worry about and care for them and love them forever? That's sad for me. At least my plants love me <3
>>26608183
>At least my plants love me <3
Do they?
You know the couldn't get away from you if they tried
>>26608183
No. You came off as being whiny and annoying. You're either literally autistic or retarded.
And quit it with the tripcode. No one gives a shit about who you are.
>>26608385
:(
I'm annoying but I don't whine
>>26608364
As long as they can't leave~With how much money I throw at them they better love me! I just bought them a bunch of worms and some high quality organic fertilizer and I'm gonna get a composter up and running soon. They're all big n strong and I will protect them forever~~
>>26608364
I want a guinea pig now.
>>26606736
Mtfembot here taking orbiter applications. Prepare for your punishment.
>>26608183
See>>26607808
If you actually want to fucking do something about it.
>>26608513
They're actually pretty nice, you can teach them a few tricks and they actually seem to care about you.
>>26608552
No thanks that's disgusting. I hate men with the burning passion of like at least two or three suns? Men are gross as heck though. Women in charge, communist society, destruction of technology, sign me up senpai!
>>26608576
I think my cats would eat them though.
>>26608627
Depends on the cat. We used to have a cat and the guinea pigs together and the cat loved them, to the point of licking their fur clean and stuff. We could leave them alone for some time and they just sat on the sofa sleeping together.
Plus when they are fully grown they are quite large, 1,5-2kg which is probably already to large to trigger a cats hunting instincts or something like that.
>>26608594
>Kuh...
>>26608743
Naruto? Really man? Grow up...
>>26608792
Inspiration comes in many different forms. So do messages. We need to be more homogeneous like Japan. We need to close our borders and put on women back on their fucking leashes. It's man time now.
>>26608709
My tortie frequently tries to attack my neighbors dog, which is a black lab. So I don't think size is an impediment to her behavior.
I wish I could see your cat and guinea pig. That'd be so adorable.
>>26608847
Man have ruled the world for like a million years let's let the women try for a bit ok? Can't be any worse than constant warfare, sex slavery, constant violence, capitalism, corrupted communism, etc
>>26608904
White knight cuck detected
>>26608894
It's been a while so there aren't any digital photos around and the photos are home at my parents place so here's some random cat
The cat was realyl fond of the smell of the guinea pigs for soem reason, when we cleaned the cage outside he'd sometimes roll manically in the dirty hay and litter
That cat was overally a bit weird desu
>>26608953
>white night
No thanks. I defend guy men too when people are mean to them. I'm not looking for rewards or whatever the heck so I don't think I count. I just like saying things to people
>cuck
Gross
>detected
I mean I've never solved any crimes but ok? Is this really part of it?
>>26608975
I can already see why you don't have a gf
Your plants most likely hate you
>>26608904
They're already fucking shit up. Look at Merkel. Watch the damn video. Matriarchy=No future.
Pic related. My rage, my empathy for all those out there who refuse to realize the suffering they are causing with such foolish, lofty ideals.
>>26609030
nuh uh they love me~
I've had a gf before
Lotsa people like me
Maybe they're lying
But I think they aren't
But maybe...
>>26608975
Not him, but either you're just trolling or you're an idiot. That Anon was right, you must be retarded.
hello in the market for an orbiter. Hello I want an orbiter give me one. hi hi hi. need one now plz
>>26609112
I'm doing a thing where I say the things I think but I say them as if I was Trump it's really fun desu
>>26609075
Merkel is a patriarchy pawn
>>26609153
Jews seek to destroy the patriarchal WASP leadership with feminism and Hollywood.
>>26608964
Awwww que lindo!
>>26609178
Jews are part of patriarchal society. This is a false flag by the jews to make us think the jews are behind the matriarchy movement when in fact the jews are behind the patriarchy and attempting to discredit the tru saviors of society the matriarchy
>>26609215
>matriarchy
I hope you're trolling. I was right about your cuckoldry. You think that being on women's side will get you pussy but it wont. If you had a chance of pussy, you wouldn't be on r9k.
>>26609153
Are you kidding me? What the hell? Good thing you post with a tripcode so I can just assume you're clinically retarded now instead of having to judge your posts based on their own merit.
>>26609215
The Kike's only goal is to destroy Western civilization. And Merkel's doing a great job of it. Why stop there? Jews make weakness their strength, whether it be sins, or the ones more prone to sin, the weaker gender.
>>26607585
If a girl wants a bf she can easily get one instantly with no effort. No girl would ever resort to trying to find a bf here.
>>26609262
I don't want sex though. Sex is disgusting. I've turned down sex before, like, it's really gross??
>>26609265
*shrugs*
>>26609277
U didn't read my post
>>26607819
Hi. I'm interested. Contact info?
>>26607819
Fuck off
Richfags are fucking normies that need to die
>>26609295
>I've turned down sex before
You have transcended beta and went into gamma.
Good job
>>26609278
Some of you guys are pretty nice though. The guys a girl can "get instantly" are all just trying to fuck and leave. It's not a fair comparison.
>>26609346
Gamma? Sounds cool thanks. I'm the stuff that makes superheroes~
>>26607819
hmu daddy
>>26609354
>Some of you guys are pretty nice though.
y-you too
>>26609374
I mean, I'd probably be into the tripfag if he didn't say he was needy.
>>26609409
What are you like femanon? Are you nice?
>>26609432
I like to think I am...but I have horrible body issues and no confidence at all.
>>26609512
What kind of body issues?
Fembot here in MA, any new england fags here?
>>26609530
Hate my skin, hate my bug eyes, hate my small boobs, hate the stretch marks on my hips, Etc.
>>26609579
>Hate my skin
What's wrong with your skin?
>>26609559
One state over from you tbqh
>>26609530
>>26609512
Body issues are a giant red flag from my experience, my ex gf had them and the relationship with her almost destroyed me.
fucking hell
>>26609559
Worcester reporting in
>>26608594
Nice b8 but the 'fairer sex' meme is a real thing people believe.
Daily reminder that modern women are fucking horrible. If you robots ever interacted with girls you'd see how terribly they treat each other and any men they're not attracted to.
>>26609603
I have big pores. And my cheeks get too rosey.
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs.
>>26609644
All my friends are women m80. I legitimately have a fear and a very real disgust for men. I think the genders are equal and people in both camps have their fair share of shitty qualities but personally I prefer the company of women. #srs post
>>26609579
Bug eyes? Sounds cute.
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs, they don't matter as much in the long run. When you're older, they won't be gross and saggy.
>>26609689
Big pores? Can you post a pic?
Rosacea is pretty qt when it just comes off like a blush honestly
>>26609691
It's not about what guys like though....like, I don't think you understand. I have guys flirt with me and stuff but it doesn't matter because I hate my body. And that makes me insecure about a relationship, especially a physical one.
>>26609698
spotted the FAS baby that grew up without a father
>>26609579
>>26609579
Your skin can be fixed, every woman has stretch marks, big eyes are cute http://zidbits.com/2011/06/why-do-men-find-women-with-larger-eyes-attractive/
and the average guy is fine with small boobs, they don't matter as much in the long run. When you're older, they won't be gross.
>>26609642
I live in Marlborough.
>>26609738
I have a father I live with him~
>>26606736
I'm a fembot. I don't mind adding you guys on Skype. I'm kinda lonely too so..
Just respond if you wanna be friends.
>>26609787
Are you the top or bottom
>>26609698
What in particular about men inspires fear and disgust in you? Is it due to being abused by men in the past?
Think hard about your interactions with your female friends. How one sided is the transactional nature of each relationship? Orbiters are usually just used for personal favours and validation. If it's not like that in your case I'd be interested in the demographics these girls come from.
>>26609798
Will you add other fembots? I want friends too...
>>26609798
I hope you get raped by Syrian refugees
>>26609832
Girls get bored of me fast. If it was someone that wanted to fuck me they'd keep talking to me even if they got bored, sorry.
>>26609779
Hey, that's pretty close. How old are you?
>>26609866
>>26609798
I would, but I'm not really interested in a friend :p
>>26609817
Neither I think sex is gross remeber?
>>26609828
Sexual aggression, physical aggression, sexuality, violence. That mostly.
Never been abused
My friendships are real friendships. Most of them are hardcore feminists, come from backgrounds that have seen abuse from men. Some are just mentally ill (like me) and have issues talking to people (like me) or have issues holding long term interpersonal relationships (which is something I'm good at!!). So, idk. They're all really nice and loving and just great friends all around. It's not orbiting or anything. I don't want to date any of them or have sex with them or whatever.
I am a reasonably non-ugly white guy with a lot of money and a successful career, and I'm not a rapist.
If you are a femanon and you let me lick your feet sometimes, I will listen to all of your mental problems and be sympathetic about them, and we can be friends and watch anime or whatever. We can even play games on Steam and I will give you an absolutely 100% guarantee that I will never find you annoying or boring and slowly become distant.
>>26609866
How tight would you rate your asshole on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being so tight it's almost impossible to take a a dump and 10 meaning you have to wear diapers?
>>26609936
3? I guess. You guys are kind of mean. I just want someone to talk to me but you're making it hard to want to refresh the thread.
>>26609987
Well are you just looking for a friend?
>>26609832
Throwaway email? Or any contact info that isn't kik?
>>26609997
I want someone to talk to.
>>26609987
too bad I only text with 1-2s
enjoy your worn out old woman asshole
>>26610030
That sounds like yes
Sorry senpai
Hope someone else adds you
How does some one as perfect as myself, doesn't have a girlfriend.
This is an Injustice,
Can I have gf now?
>>26610030
I'd talk to you but I don't have Skype and I won't be at my computer until late Sunday.
>>26609915
How many femanons are you in contact with now? You have been contactfagging a lot these couple of weeks. Probably more than Doj now.
>>26609915
Lesbian relationships have some of the highest rates of physical and emotional abuse, cheating, etc. Women just do those things to men less due to physical inferiority.
But your friendships sound interesting. That's not the experience of any unattractive sexless man I've ever heard of. Maybe you're so non-threatening to them that they can treat you like a girl or they're all in the minority of females who aren't selfish and solipsistic .
Any weed and art loving fembots in Ohio?
I want productive buddies
>>26610134
>Women just do those things to men less
What? Most violence in relationships is female on male. Men just don't press charges
>>26610143
>weed
dropped
>>26610143
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Hope anyone that adds you decides to shoot you on your meetup
>>26610054
I could camwhore for you if you want. Just keep talking to me. I'm really lonely.
>>26610072
That's really far away.
>>26606736
>implying I deserve anyone
>>26610173
>>26610192
For a bunch of basement losers, r9k is sure fast to jump on stoners.
>>26610207
alright deal
send your skype to throwaway
[email protected]
>>26607819
I'm also a rich Londoner looking for some one to shower with things, money and such but you must be willing to move here.
My father works for BP, and owns a good share of a concrete products company in Ireland, (OldCastle) so I don't have to work.
Now accepting applications, no refugees.
>>26610217
what's your mental disorder?
>>26610192
>>26610173
Come on anons
Sativa feels like a ton of coffee. I draw and sculpt so much with it in me.
I also hope someone kills me too. Duck this struggle.
>>26610236
weedheads are worse than shit
I hope you die in a ditch
>>26610251
Is being an average boring right-wing authorial pooposter a mental disorder.
Also, I'm from Ireland. Fat chance of any "fem"-"bots" being Irish.
>>26610107
Not many. I only talk to about 4 regularly. It's hard to find good friends. Most people just kind of trail off or I only talk to them every few days or so. Only 4 people that I talk to daily. I think it's hard to find people that let me into their lives in the way I want? Or people who give the right vibe? I'm really not sure. But I know it's hard to find people who I end up talking to regularly. Not that I'm picky about who I talk to it's just, sometimes people grow apart ;-;
4, or 7 if you count people I talk to irregularly too
>>26610134
I'm apparently very attractive according to some people. I'm also very non-threatening and "one of the girls" according to some people. Most of the women I've known have been non-selfish. But, then again, I'm attractive so who knows.
>>26610251
It's called feminism.
>>26610317
A friend of mine was to Ireland once and said it has the ugliest people he's ever seen anywhere.
Is there any truth to that?
>>26610317
Fuck my shit up senpai. I meant authoritarian
>>26610342
Ye. Although it does depend, just like everywhere. But there are a lot of uggos here.
Group of people stuck on an island for a few hundred years. Bitta inbreeding ;^)
>>26610317
Oh my, a fellow irish anon. Im not a femanon sadly mate but I give you my sympathy
>>26610342
Tbh senpai, we can be bad. Further up north you go is better, donegal/derry is the best ive seen but never ever go to North East. They are filthy there
>>26610317
>>26610342
Nice shilling guys.
>>26606749
Name
Age
What will you di
>>26610207
I've still got mobile I just can't use Skype.
>>26606736
>tfw no robot bf to cook shitty single people pasta for
>>26610072
>I'd talk to you but I don't have Skype and I won't be at my computer until late Sunday.
>I'm a man so I can't go further without revealing myself but the roleplay was nice
>>26610400
Is answering questions shilling now?
Fuck off JIDF
>>26610392
I never expected any desu. Voting in the election?
>>26610433
What kinda sauce on the pasta?
>>26610433
You can blame women's rights or that.
>>26610444
You are confused. She's looking for a man to talk to, which I am.
>>26606736
Please, OP, don't hit this level. This won't make you feel better, even if you find someone.
>>26610244
>no email
Alright then
>be me
>28
>been single for like nine months
>half Amerind
>two long term gfs before, 8 women otherwise
>BA in archaeology
>grad student
>working at a museum
>4/10 shit day, 6/10 good
>5'10
>170 and dropping, I get lazy in the winter
>previous ex was a philosophy student, am conversant in many topics
>garbage relationship with family, sister died recently, don't speak with parents, haven't for years, so I'm mostly broke, but my shit is mine and I live alone
>religious (occult/esoterica, but not really new age, mostly ancient grimoires with some modern comments and little known religious traditions)
>in remote corner of Illinois
>tfw no gf
>>26607261
I've never understood why some people say bullshit like this. You kill someone's already lacking confidence simply because you're incompatible - other people will find him interesting. Just like how other people will find you nice, whilst I already get narcisstic vibes from you. Yikes.
>>26610663
Just because they're mean doesn't mean you need to be too. I appreciate the sentiment though anon, thank you.I don't wanna sound like I'm attacking you I'm not. Really, thank you. It's very nice
>>26607427
(Protip: I'm not a PUA or a psychology expert but from the way you talk you put her on a pedestal and then try to validate your worth to her. You're better than that man. Treat yourself better.)
>>26610471
>>26610433
WHAT SAUCE BITCH
I need to know
>>26610708
Ah I was being mean to prove the point. Though my opinion remains.
We all gotta look out for eachother here, we share this board same way we share the planet.
>>26610708
fuck off stupid women worshipping cuck!
>>26610468
I couldnt be fucked, too hell with this place.
>>26610772
True. When I'm anon I make threads where I encourage people to be nice. Like mental illness threads! I haven't in a long time but those threads were always really nice and fun.
>>26610784
h-how am I
how
um
well ok
Looking for attractive fembot to orbit until college starts.
I just moved from the city to the fucking boondocks and school is hell, I need to see the face of a woman who isn't an inbred cowboy lover.
Kik is @analvaper, if I don't answer it's not personal, I just forgot that I made this post. Save me.
>>26610809
All that needs to be done is to embrace Christianity and to put women in their place.
>>26609987
Are you still in the thread femanon?
>>26610903
Nah she probably left when she got her asshole destroyed
>>26610711
s-sriracha crap from a big lots
pls no bully
>>26610931
>tfw was going to post skype for her
Oh well
>>26610952
>sriracha
That's a good base, you can do alot if you have some onions and tomatoes, preferrably cherry handy. You could do something al arrabiata-like with that.
>>26610952
>tfw no god tier comfort food cook gf
>>26611080
Keep pretending you don't know why the sexes are divided. We have the power to break the 100 year curse!
>>26611080
Dunno, most girls can't cook for shit these days, you'd probably have to teach her alot first.
Cooking together is really fun though
>>26611158
>Cooking together is really fun though
I wouldn't know ;-;
>>26611281
r u gril?
In any case you're probably on the other side of the planet anyway, so meh
>>26611319
>r u gril?
No
I was the guy you replied to
>>26611319
I was trying to like that photo but I'm not on tumblr oops lmao
>>26611334
>I was the guy you replied to
K, just making sure
>>26611349
Are you being this much of a faggot on purpose or is it natural?
>>26611382
Combination of the three
fuck u whores i already got my waifu .
Only if you guys post your voices too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03y74wDZhIY
>>26611508
that was nicee
>>26611508
Where did you find this sound recording? Because I'm sure that's not you.
>>26611613
I made it.
How do I prove it to you?
>>26611628
say "suck my milky titties, chad."
>>26611628
Dunno, make a recording of counting 1 to 10 or something like that
or this>>26611703
>>26611508
You have a terrible weeb voice
>>26611703
>>26611725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKevM7ZSE3
>>26611744
Sorry, my voice has always sounded childish. I wish I had an "ara, ara" voice
>>26611508
>>26611791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cxDNB8vetS
:^)
>inb4 faggot
>>26611791
>Sorry, my voice has always sounded childish. I wish I had an "ara, ara" voice
Why do you want that? Are you a mommy gf?
>>26611791
Nice.
I don't have a mike here and have a terrible accent anyway so nothing from me.
What ever happened to shooting for the moon and reaching for the stars. Don't ever settle. If we could end women's suffrage and put them back in their place, we could change the west, no, the world! Become real men and not pussy hybrids!
>>26607515
So if I decided one day that we weren't compatible and I wanted to move on
honestly how insane would your reaction be?
>>26611791
doesn't even matter you didn't say it all
still got hard just from your opposition to it
pls post more lewd
>>26606887
You are now but if you had confidence your stats instantly shoot up
Never ever settle for a dried up old cunt that you were the 50th person to fuck. That is modern women, there's no sugar coating it gents. We have to take hold and restore our nations to their former glory, WHO'S WITH ME?? END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
jesus christ this is pathetic
god damn
>>26611817
You sound familiar
>>26611928
You don't
And i've never posted my voice before
>implying anyone here is anything but a G.I.R.L
GUY
IN
REAL
LIFE
END WOMEN'S RIGHTS
FUCK A PUSSY THAT ACTUALLY FEELS GOOD
STOP DEALING WITH SHITSKINS ON A DAILY BASIS
GET DANK FOOD
NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO NAGGING
REPLACEABLE BIRTHRATES
>>26611859
Idk. I used to be a lot worse than I am now. Mostly I'd just be really depressed. Maybe a psychotic break. Maybe some drug abuse. Basically I'd just be really depressed. Probably harass you a little for a while. Like a month tops. And not dangerously or anything and it'd be low impact like emails and stuff. I used to be a lot worse than I am now but. I have myself under pretty good control these days. The emails would be like "pls come back to me" or "I can be better pls tell me what you want me to be and ill be it" and stupid stuff like that. I get really pathetic when I'm depressive like that.
>>26611823
>Are you a mommy gf
Naw it's just a type of voice that's easy on the ears
>>26611886
No u
>>26611953
Must be a coincidence, but have more confidence anon. You sound fine
>>26612023
>Must be a coincidence, but have more confidence anon. You sound fine
ThanksNow post contact. You promised :^)
i will be anyone's gf god im so alone
>>26612006
When you say you used to be worse can you give me some examples of things you've done? I can appreciate that people change and grow but I want to know what those experiences were and what you learned from them.
>>26612070
Where do you live? Will you be my gf?
>>26612070
Are if a virgin? If not
>>/trash/
>>26612083
burger planet and yes
>>26612091
y-yes
>>26612070
Yurop here, 'sup
>>26612070
are you fat?
are you nice?
>>26612023
pls at least say "why do you want me to touch you there" in a lewd tone
>>26612099
>burger planet and yes
That's too far but whatever, post Skype.
>>26612099
>burger planet
Aww hell naw
>>26612099
Nice dubs.
A. Post tits
B. which state
>>26612119
define fat i guess
im 5ft 3 and 118lb sorry for burger measurements
nice? probably
>>26612131
i feel the same
>>26612114
hello
>>26612163
A. no
B. a shitty pointless one
>>26612070
Absolutely Crrrriiingeworthy
>meet girl on r9k claiming shell date any guy whose not a loser
>exchange skypes with her
>start talking, shes bat shit insane and her life is terrible (barely has a place to live)
>is tall, chubby and ugly
>asks for a picture of me
>tells me Im just average 5/10
>Im a 6ft 1 inch tall, fairly successful biomedical technician currently serving in the navy
>completely disgusted by this girl, tell her Im just looking for friends and that I dont wanna date or anything
>she stops talking to me and un adds me the next day
Do not talk to women from here. They are so fucking delusional. Im not arguing that Im not 5/10 though, I probably am if not lower
>>26612207
the concept of this thread is cringe enough on its own
>>26610403
Chris
18
Almost anything except cutting/life threatening stuff, I suppose.
>>26612200
>im 5ft 3 and 118lb sorry for burger measurements
I'm a burger too so it's fine
>nice? probably
Okayadd me on skype habsburg32
>>26612052
Hmm never talked to any anons off of 4chan. What's the easiest way? Will a shitty Yahoo account suffice?
>>26612224
Not my posts. I want to change the world back to the glorious way it was in the 20s. If it had stayed that way niggers and spics would have gone home instead of destroying Detroit. Women wouldn't be fisting themselves on camera.
>>26612242
>Will a shitty Yahoo account suffice?
Yes it will
>>26612215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8CaCcEOTA
d-does anyone want aboy gf
>>26612269
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8CaCcEOTA
holy shit, my damn sides
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
b my gf
is that enough pleases? or do i need more to get a gf
>>26612269
why r u bullying me
>>26612269
>>26612337
FUCKEN REKT BROOOOO
>>26607136
i'm a virgin but i'm only half japanese sorry anon
>>26612337
he got ya good fammy
>>26612362
>implying that's not enough for a thirsty anon
>>26612099
>>26612070
I too live in ameristan. email me your [email protected]
>>26612131
>>26612122
Also so much yurocuck salt in this thread. Maybe you should leave your basement and stop the refugees raping your women
>>26612269
dunkey?
abcdefg
>>26607136
Only if you like raceplay :^)
>>26612362
Yeeeeahh get his little fucking hopes up Yeeeeahh
>>26612362
eurasians are the best
come on lets dump some info here
>>26612121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
>>26612258
I made one really quick, don't expect much please. I just think it will be interesting to talk to anons in a different enviromentknowing this website, I'll prob delete this account tonight
Please be my girlfriend. Please. I'm literally so lonely it hurts. I'll do anything for you. I'll be there for you to listen about your day and provide you with whatever reassurance I can. When it's our anniversary, birthday, Christmas, whatever, I'll spend hours upon hours searching for perfect gifts for you, both expensive and small, sentimental items. Please be my girlfriend. We can hold hands around art galleries, and we can laugh at each other's dumb jokes. Please, please be my girlfriend. I'll never cheat on you or betray or let you down. I'll never talk to other girls or get bored of you. I'll always be there for you forever no matter what. I won't care what you do or what you don't do as long as you stay with me and we can be together. Please, please, please be my girlfriend.
My e-mail address is [email protected]. Please.
>>26612432
>knowing this website, I'll prob delete this account tonight
o-okay ;-;
what's the account?
>>26612302
Perhaps. I don't see why not.
>>26612432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
Damn that is most unfeminine voice I've ever hear. Pretty sure they have classes if you're looking to become trans, little boy.
>>26612432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7XV2NC5Pd
that's lewd enough for me Tbh
pls tell me I'm a bad boy
>>26612451
Oh shit, thought I added it[email protected]
>>26612362
do you live in america, if so which state? if not, which country?
>>26612432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AZkyk5BmYh
>>26612238
>I'll be anyone's gf
>no add on skype
Okay :^)
>>26612499
yeah, ohio
Anyone fromTexaswant a friend/bf?
>>26612501
YES
TIPPITY TOP, TOPPEST OF KEKS!!
>>26612525
She wants all our cocks anon, you're not special, just another cock, abs and a wallet
>>26612501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15YWkSdKQhq
>>26612538
I don't want a gf but do you wanna be friends?
I live in Ohio too. Are you in southern Ohio? Again, strictly strictly platonic but. I will be your friend.
>>26612525
i....was actually just being silly and i didn't think anyone would go for it. now i'm embarrassed
>>26612583
>tee hee don't hit on me silly boys
Get the fuck off my board normie
>>>/soc/
>>26612616
if i make a throwaway email, would that be fine?
>>26612577
what county are you in? !_!
>>26612636
I doubt anything will come from it after what you said but yes.
I think fembots stop talking to me cus I'm black
Smh
>>26612563
Just remember, you're nothing to the average woman. Nothing. Just a speck of fucking dirt to be manipulated in the wind. Don't go begging or pandering...Change things..Back to the way they really ought to be.
>>26612662
ok ok
[email protected]
don't laugh
>>26612538
Oh chill i live on the west coast so fairly close email your skype at [email protected]
>>26612660
Mason, you?
>modern "women"
Reminds me of that movie, good luck Cuck, with Dane Cuck
tfw no gf to take to dinner and social events and generally spoil and eventually marry.
Feels so fucking bad.
>>26612674
Sent
and I didn't
This thread is cancer. Kindly get the fuck off my board you desperate faglords.obligatory REEEEEEEEE
>>26612743
ok i feel like this image should offend me but it's actually pretty true
>>26612775
Now ols be my gf
I'll never offend you and love you forever
>>26612814
No faggots please
Original
>>26612775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
Women will destroy our nations if we don't take their rights. Plenty of dudes have "pranked" vapid college cunts into signing a petition to end women's suffrage. I'm going to get some myself and collaborate with them and send a letter to our hero, TRUMP!
>>26612842
>that image
>not realizing how genetics actually work
Jesus Christ
>>26612863
Over time....the dildos will just keep getting bigger and bigger, and women will keep getting crazier and crazier
>>26612814
i already posted contact in here!
I just need a grill plz
>>26612896
Nigger I don't even advocate for leftist cuck shit about bringing niggers in, but those images are just flat out retarded. Looking like an idiot isn't the way to make your cause
>>26612863
Here's a good example of how genetics work
>>26612750
I'm really rich btw, grills pls respond I don't even care if you're ugly. Personality is all that counts tbqh family
>>26612937
What's the problem? Can't handle it? Too much for the cuck?
>>26612660
pls repsonly
>tfw the facts kill another cringeworthy thread
>the beast has been defeated
>>26613008
By personality you mean also cute and not landwhale amirite
>>26613186
Nope. Could care less about appearances.
>>26612903
Sorry, I just got here.
What was your contact?Don't bother if youre racist. Blackbots don't need to be bullied more than we already are
>white
>6'
>decent muscle
>have car/motorcycle
>studying mechE
>anime
>pure
any gfs in nc
please
tfw scanning through the thread for California. I know you're here....
>>26612763
>tfw no Scully gf
>tfw will never go on UFO missons with her
>will never carress her perfect 1993 body
Ontario grills, pls reply.
I'm so alone
I have cats, if that's endearing at all
>>26612538
>>26612362
>>26612680
>I post in anon GF thread
>Girl responds to my posts
>Girl lives relatively close to me
>I put contact info out there
>no response
MFW
>>26613204
Then are you the landwhale
>>26613247
>tfw no pepe bf
>tfw no green frog dick to caress
>tfw not real
>>26613224
the hello kitty email...i don't think i'm a racist >__> i'm not white myself
>>26613276
Actually, no.
hilarious and original
>>26610653
>>been single for like nine months
>>two long term gfs before, 8 women otherwise
>>10 gf's total
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE RESERVATION
>>26613311
Shocking
Equally hilarious and original
>>26613373
Are you a grill? I'll send you photo proof!
edgeegegedge
>>26613224
*sigh
You just had to be a special nigflake, didn't you?
>>26613305
What people are you descended from?
>>26613414
I'm latina......................
>>26613411
??
No, I just said I wouldn't want to bother her for contact if she was gonna be racist...
>>26613305
Messaged
I've had to block two people I met from this board recently. The quality of robots has gone down. I've stopped adding people.
>There are 77 posters in this thread.
280 REPLIES
You brought this upon yourself...Should have bought that ticket to Africa instead of leeching off the white man's accomplishments...
>>26613234
Yeah, I'm here.
Welp thread's over
>inb4 nigger
Not even close
>>26613403
Bruh. Yes I'm a grill but have some standards dude jesus I don't understand I was being a dick why would you do this to yourself
>>26613492
>why would you do this to yourself
Not even him, but it's pretty obvious
People who post here receive no companionship from other human beings. We aren't picky
This thread is fucking pathetic. I may be considered a loser, but at least I have some self esteem and independence. I'd rather go my entire life alone then be some "fembots"(implying they exist) beta provider.
wtb bf who can carry me at league of legends and will handle my crazy.
>da troof be rayciss
>I's black so I knows you bettah chooz me ovah white kuz HE mufuggin bix nood! MUH DICK!
RAAAAAAYYYYCIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26613521
>league of legends
I'd rather date a street whore
>>26613536
Who are you even talking to?
Shut up
>>26607585
I found my bf through r9k
>>26613521
>pleb game
>needs to be carried
worthless
>>26613521
>wtb bf who can carry me at league of legends and will handle my crazy.
Where do you live?
>>26613543
>oh lawdy just let us kill at exponentially high rates in peace
>we dindu nuffin
>>26613557
greentext fampai
>>26613492
>>26613492
Pretty much this.
>>26613514
>>26613514
>>26613514
Rich original chocolate kite molestation
>>26613521
stats plz age race size?
Any fembots date me?
>>26613521
AND OUR FINAL LOT
I SHALL START THE BIDDING AT >tfwnogf
>>26613585
not sure how intredasting it might be, we are just equally awkward and hit it off after being added to a skype group. met irl and did the firsts stuff and talking about marriage- spend most our time playing vidya together and cuddling.
its comfy. none of us have any social circles to speak of and none of us seem to want that
>>26613521
How come we never talk anymore? I started playing League btw I suck at it but I'm trying.
>>26613514
See >>26613518
This be original yarrr
>>26613623
>>26613623
18 white 5'0 102 lbs maine
>>26613521
>crazy
Yes
>Memes of legend
No
>>26613628
dude...
Where's your chin?
>>26613521
Who do you main and what do you think of the other major mobas? i.e. dota, smite, newerth etc.
>>26613305
>no reply
Maybe in another life ;_;
>>26613771
i've replied to every email i've received! and i've only received from 2 different addresses...so
>>26613751
don't main any hero, i mostly play ad and jungle
>>26613659
How do I find a non retarded skype group?
Any GFs in Atlantic Canada?
>>26613771
>>26613782
was this you anon?
original combent
>>26613791
theyre all retarded, we lucked out finding the only other non-retard. the needle in the poopstack.
>>26613787
Are you looking for an online relationship?
Otherwise you're gonna have to tell us where you are.
Diversity will be the death of the West. Just as it was the death of South Africa
>>26613821
Ye
Did you reply to that one?
I just tried a second one, has the word toxxin in the address
>>26613821
It was in my spam, my bad
>>26613521
if anyone wants to talk here's my email:
[email protected]
>>26613787
chill send your skype to [email protected]
i'll be your support as long as you carry me lol
>>26614036
Are you the crazy girl?
>>26613451
well fuck. I have no idea what to do with that information
>>26613991
>email from a robot landed in spam
Hue.
>>26611508
>>26611791
Oh boy its le ebin unique voice girl.
>so kawaiiii uguuuuu
>meowwww :3
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>26613451
tell me more, what area are you from, what do you do the stats etc
>>26611791
I recognize that voice. You're not a virgin.
In fact, you sound exactly like a girl I had sex with this summer
>>26614223
Means you're not a virgin either
Both of you fuck off my board
>>26614092
im the girl who made the original post.
>>26606736
I'll take 1 fembot pls
>>26614405
Alright
I sent you an email then
>>26614449
Yes that's right love here's a shelf with some fuckin fembots chilling yeah, just toss some quid on the counter right, we have some big tittied ones in the back we aren't allowed to display out front. You know, regulations and all that. You wanna follow me in mate it'll just be a minute right and you'll be out that door with a real nice gal on your armjokes on you this is how I rape twink betas
>>26614519
>twink beta's
i would actually just rape you..
>>26614700
That's a fun set
>>26614700
:( please don't I'm just a humble shopkeeper
>>26614405
anon why no reply to my email or skype add?
>>26614720
i know right, they were having so much fun.. i looked her up a few days a go, apparently she teaches health and well being now top fucking kek
>>26614732
I dont give a fuck what you are, i didn't say i'm here for your money bitch now got on the fucking ground!
>>26614776
>>26614776
>>26614776
>>26614776
I can't seem to reply to emails, trying to figure out a new way to do this.
>>26614851
im not an anon trying to e-mail but if you use chrome reset the application in the setting or you could try to clear cookies go through that check list of shit ect
>>26613521
My summoner name is KingOfDjibouti
>>26614827
WHAT IS THIS, SOME KINDA ROLE PLAY ANON HUH IS THAT ITyou faggot
Not really begging but out of curiosity is any bots here in Pennsylvania?
>>26614907
Are you a boy or grill?
>>26614851
Stop using mobile.
Use a PC and do it
>>26614885
jesus look at the sand in your vagina (even though im guessing your a man), no its banter, seemed like a prime opportunity to use that pic. its a fav of mine...
d..d..does it bother you anon?
>>26614907
I live in Philly. Are you a qt girl? Or just a girl? Or do you have genitals that kinda look like a vagina? Maybe just a very supple ass and some female clothes?
>>26614927
he's a boy silly, he wouldn't be asking other wise.. thats the way it works.
Any bots in CO? I just moved across the state so I don't have any new friends yet.
>>26614927
I'm a dude/male/boy
>>26614955
Unfortunately I'm not a manI put way too much effort into the fembot replyalso the graphic imagery is only slightly disturbing anon.
I've always wondered if there were any fembots in Australia? i doubt it though for some reason there's a high ratio of normies here ...
>>26614970
Nah sorry, maybe a supple ass but that's up for debate.
I'm on the other side of the state sadly.
>>26615036
well at least i got you to confirm you where i female, i thought i'd try the whole reverse psych thing and challenge your manliness..
and yeah it's hard to find a gril who's in the BDSM and has her own kinks... most just see it in the biological sense. i like to go ham so yeah.
>>26615137
Nah my manliness is not fragile enough to be challenged :^) eh I don't like pain, whether it be giving it or feeling it. But then I wouldn't know because I'm avirginso whoopdedoo
>>26615191
BDSM isn't about paint, well not all of it. for me im very much in to the psychological part of it, domination.
Some people are just more sexual than others. its pretty fucking great but i've had enough life experience to know there's a shit tonne of stuff that i enjoy just as much as good sex.
pic related, you one day.
>>26615191
same anon here.
http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/
I wouldn't mind talking to some Canadian bots. Does anyone want to share their Steam or Skype?
>>26615335
Poor qt manlet. Nah dude I ain't into that...at least I think so. I hope.
>>26615429
I'm a boy but,
Add satou.kaito on skype.
I'll be ur friend and I'm in Canada quite a bit
>>26615412
No thank you, I studiously ignore feminism and meninism campaigns in equal measure. Thank you however for your views.
>>26615079
>>26615079
I know one personally. I'm going to white night (the event not the meme) with her. First time either of us have gone out in ages
>>26615433
...it wasn't an offer you fucking autist
>>26615535
ohhhhhhhh dude... make it happen, you're doomed other wise .. like me
>>26615541
Did I fucking say yes I accept your offer anon fucking sweep me away to the Caribbean? That's my version of a discussion
>>26615433
>calling people manlet without knowing them..
i think you need to get off the net for a while son
>>26615588
so said " Nah dude I ain't into that...at least I think so. I hope." which implies you thought i was offering you something that you were rejecting, i had to simply explain that i wasn't offering to piss on you if you burst into flames you dense cunt!
>>26615588
just for you:
http://daddys-little-shit.tumblr.com/
>>26615429
If you're a girl, yeah.
Ontario reporting in
>>26606736
>feelio when no gf
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I JUST NEED A GF
CHILE
H
I
L
E
Looking for a beta orbiter or two to dump my emotions on and complain about everyday life. I'm a less-that-attractive female who recently lost my best robutt friendo because my intense emotions scared him away, kek.
If you're looking for someone to edge out with about the selfishness of humanity or whatever, I'm your girl. I draw shitty drawings and make shitty 3D models for school, and pretend to know a lot about stuff I know nothing about. I unironically play only "good" games i.e. games from muh childhood and literally nothing else. We'll talk sporadically since I'm at school 5 days a week and have a ton of homework every weekend.
Also pls respond, it's not like I need attention or anything, b-bakas. No this is not a troll, email my throwaway and see if you qualify for this limited time offer.also >implying I'm not going to bed right after posting this (^:,
bumping for no reason in particular
Looking for a -nice- boy 23 or under. Must like getting into calls and playing games and watching movies/anime. E-mail me about yourself at
[email protected]
and we'll see if we're compatible!
Why am I not surprised that this piece of shit has 400 replies? Women have no fucking shame.
Really hope female cunts suffer when the worm finally turns
>>26619078
hillary will be the next president and men will officially be a slave class within a few years :^)
>>26619044
email sent familam
>>26613846
Tfw i live in South Africa and know there are no fembots here
Any Anons in Melbourne wanna come over and play some vidya?
We could cuddle if you want too. :3
Hi
19yo from Czech Republic
Long brown hair, 6,1 and skinny/slightly built
Pls...
Looking for a clean slave, will purchase from previous owner for no more then 10 dollars. You will have a kennel and be feed expesnisve dog food, when you have earned it scraps from the table. My kennel has a strict dress code and I am a fairly harsh at deviation from the agreed rules. But you will be treated fairly and you will produce some pups in time.
Anybody want an Australian bf?
>Please note, you do not have to be in Australia to receive this free bf voucher
>>26606736
The reason you all don't have girlfriends is because you're the type of people who beg for girlfriends. Stop being so dependent on other people.
>>26620680
>>26620518
Hi wanna hang out tomorrow
>>26620703
I think we all know this, but ">tfw no gf"
is r9k culture now and talking about it is not as sad as one might think. Complaining about it in the real world is different.
>>26620733
sure but I live in Perth
This is actually disgusting desu, it's things like this which make me hate beta orbiters more than women themselves
Anyone enabling this roastie behaviour needs to fuck right outta here
>>26608576
I raised a family of these when I was a kid. I open the cage door in the morning and let them level the garden grass all day then they come back into the cage at sunset. They always form a line when they walk. They're cool as pets 2bh.
>>26620534
orbit me plz
>>26614405
the one with the loose asshole?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/FishHeadswg
PLS
>>26621473
asshole is very much intact, im a complete virgin.
>>26622657
Excellent
Can I destroy your asshole? We'd watch a movie and have some dinner before.
>>26622709
would it be okay if i made us dinner
What's the smallest height a femanon would date? I'm only 5'3" and I get passed up fairly frequently. Sadly, I don't have the muscle or the chiseled masculine features to make up for it either.
>>26623483
Sure, what's on your mind? I hope it's pretty good though, I'm a good cook and don't want to get disappointed
>>26623684
w-well maybe we should cook together!
>>26623633
Just give up.
Your weak manlet genes do not need to be passed down, ever.
You're a biological failure, please do not make the world suffer under your propagation
>>26623754
Can I fuck you in the ass while the food's cooking?
Gotta work up an appetite ;)
>>26623776
What if I don't care about passing down my genes and just want someone to love me? ;_;
>>26623776
They could create a small manlet low-resource needing subspecies, which would be good for eventual long duration missions into deep space.
>>26623754
Cooking to gether is comfy, would be nice desu senpai
>>26623788
Uncultured brute, that's what the dessert is for
>>26623806
whats better than a night in and cooking together?
>>26624028
Watching a movie together on the couch before during or after
>inb4 netflix
>>26624052
>he doesn't use a Chromecast
>he actually pays for movies
>he isn't in a private tracker
Faggot
>>26624186
>current year
>private trackers
>>26624497
>current year
>still being a faggot pleb
>>26624630
>not being a big dicked bad boy who uses torrentz.eu and kat.cr and doesn't afraid of nothing
>>26624758
dis tbqh
hello
I would like a qt autism fembot gf or at least someone to talk to because I'm lonely
I am 5'10
190 lbs
I play guitar
Not a NEET
I like vidya games
I like cute romantic shit
>pic relatedmy skype is mrfritzer
>>26625376
Do you like cartoons? Your hat is from RS right?
>>26625434
yes it is. isn't it wonderful?
and yes, i enjoy cartoons
>>26624028
>>26623483
wow a gril who not only knows how to cook, but is willing and able. It's like you are almost 2D..... almost
>>26625464
not op but what exactly is RS?? besides autistic, im pretty sure about that.
>>26625524
Regular Show
>>26625464
Yeah it looks pretty cool, im jealous. Do you follow other cartoons?be my venture bros watching bf
>>26625558
YOOOO Venture Bros is the shit. I don't have a TV with me at school so I just watch what I can on Netflix.
my skype is up there btw
>tfw you'll never have to beg for a gf because you're miserable fuck
>>26625558
>>26625621
good taste
OC
Begging for a canadian(ontario) GF
>>26606736
There are zero eastern european gf and i'm fine with that.
I am a 6 foot 170 lbs american student who watches animu, plays vidya, and and works out. I am searching for a fembot to replace my body pillow. Do you think you can beat my 1200 thread count memory foam autistic sleeping aid?? pic related my spirit animal
>>26625468
S-Senpai! I-I made this bento, p-please tell me what you think of it
why do these threads always devolve into fags erping with each other
>>26626104
cuz fembots are attention whores and robots are thirsty
>>26625887
There was a polish whore in those threads a few days ago
>>26626291
its the way nature intended
>>26626104
prison gay
>>26626055
Meh I'm more into italian
>>26626055
Good effort however I remain unimpressed, prepare for me a feast fitting for a NEET of my stature.
>>26626437
Do'nt reply to my reply like you are me. in some sort of strange reverse samefagging. You try that shit again I will reach across the internet and meme you so hard you'll be crying pepe's while you shit in japanese. Pic Related
>>26626055
>tfw no kouhai gf that will make you pinku obentos
>>26626310
>polish
no thank you, i'd rather be alone.
>>26606764
What is your age? And race?
>>26626667
i-i would love to senpai. especially after that display of dominance.
I'm just visiting from another board and I have to ask. Is all this ironic or are you guys really this pathetic?
>>26627090
22
white mutt
160 lbs
built like a bocer
hbu?
>>26627440
boxer* OC
>>26606736
i found this thread to be quite "amusing" and possibly "absurd." please continue to create "entertaining" threads in the future
>>26627475
>>26627440
>boxer
like this?
>>26627285
The problem is faggots take these threads over and start ERPing. Just like they take over any thread designed for people to meet with others.
I just don't get why they don't start a gay erp general and keep it there.
>>26627554
That would mean that they would have to admit to being fags
>>26627554
I think they've already tried that and get banned for avatarfagging
>>26627554
hey at least i left my email so someone could message me privately!
>>26627496
Araki?
>>26627671
funny, but no
>>26627650
Boi or grill?
What's your email?
/fit/ german who studies physics at a university here. Which of you fembots want to be my gf?
Yes, I'm fit, but I also am a low confidence beta and like anime.
Please respond if interested.
>>26627186
I require a traditional norse feast as my ancestors once prepared. Together we shall drink mead and the fruit of the barley on the fjords of sjaelland. you do partake in the sweet succor of alcohol right?
>>26627797
Boy or girl??
I'm not gonna email a boy desu
>>26627515
lol more like this. but tell me more anout you. I need to know.
>>26627847
im a female
>>26627797
>[email protected]
which poster are you
>>26627896
I'm not the guy who described himself, I just posted the dawg pic
Or do you want to know about me or what
>>26627920
female with vagina and XX chromosomes?
>>26627959
IDK you might actually be kind of cool. why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself. NO HOMO
>tfw no boobs
Would a man even beg to be my gf if he knew I looked like this?
>>26627978
cold blooded breh
>>26628013
would you please bee my gf? note how i am asking politely and not begging
>>26628013
would a man even beg for me to be his gf if he knew I looked like this?**
>>26627978
>tfw have to ask specifically for cis girls
gays ruin everything
>>26628013
You could be a female gorilla and I'd still beg you to be my gf
>>26627999
Nah, I'd rather not
original
>>26628013
>Would a man even beg to be my gf
>man
>be gf
I found a flaw in your master plan
>>26615079
There's only one in Australia that I've met who I would consider fembot tier because of how creepy and weird she is deep down, although she is in a relationship. Most people would say she's probably 7/10 but she's easily 9/10 to me because of how dorky she is.
>>26628013
You could have no eyes, legs, or arms and I'd still beg you to be my gf
any girl in europe that will marry me so I can get a visa?
>>26628013
idk are you like petite and what level is your face on 1-10? weight and hight plox?
>>26628100
>tfw no amorphous blob gf
>>26628013
are women really this delusional?
>190cm
>7/10
>Scandi-god
>Never had gf
How?
>>26628033
>>26628059
>>26628100
>>26628110
I'm like a 4/10 and all my stats are on the side of the picture.
Please send me a bf application (favourite boards and things you like) with your body on this website
>http://bodyvisualizer.com/
>>26628110
height* real oc
>>26628193
>Please send me a bf application (favourite boards and things you like) with your body on this website
boards I like: r9k, int
my body: more attractive than you
things I don't like: you
>>26628193
Wait shit, I just realized you're an inch taller than me. Nevermind ;_;
>>26628152
You should go to an asian country.
>>26628193
>just putting in height and weight disqualifies me
why are manlets allowed to reproduce and make more bastard manlet children?
I'd have to be a sadist to apply to be someone's bf
>>26628325
>>26628320
>>26628292
Are you all manlets? I don't care, I'm almost 5'9 after all. It's a pretty weird height for a girl.
I thought it would be cool to see a visualization, but it's not necessary for the application.
>>26628415
I'm >>26628325
I'm 6' but I mean that I couldn't put someone else through my bullshit
Pls be my gf or let me orbit you fembots
>5'11"
>scottish who live up in the highlands
>fairly well built from chopping trees and logs for years (none of that lifting shit)
>have money and job
>slightly hairy and deep voice
>dark hair and green eyes
>have my own little bungalowthat I share with a friendand motorbike
>>26628193
>chestlet wants me to meet her ridiculously high standards
If you were at least realistic, I would.
But no, I'm not playing your games.
Fuck you
>>26628514
I don't have high standards, I'm mostly interested in what you like.
read >>26628415
How can a 4/10 chestlet like me have high standards?
>>26628296
Any countries you can recommend? Disregard Thailand. Don't want to be your average creep that brings home jailbait.
I just want an Australian girl to play video games and (try to) talk to. Even just being friends would be nice.
Email: [email protected]
>>26628502
You sound great, why would you settle for being an orbiter ?
>>26627978
im a real deal girl
>>26628615
>animu poster
>a real girl
i don't believe you
>>26628615
>posts anime
i'm sorry but how is anyone supposed to believe when 99.9999999% of cuteposters are homosexuals
>>26628193
>http://bodyvisualizer.com/
There's no way to make it look like me. Just picture an aesthetic ripped guy. I'll be your bf if you're in Europe.
>>26628709
jesus christ anon no wonder your begging for gfs
literally a human blob
>>26628568
he has a jew nose dick sucking lips under eye bags asymmetrical hairline, jawline and dumbo ears and chink eyes
>>26628193
idk how to copy the whole thing but here is the picture it gave me. Mainly i go to /A/ but every once in a while i go to /V/ used to go to /pol/ before it became garbage and I only recently started browsing /r9k/. I like anime, a little vidya and politics. do I make it to round 2?
>>26628802
So not only are you persecuting people who don't belong in this thread, but now you're persecuting people who do belong in this thread?
>>26628709
I'm feeling a little thankful that I lost some weight, still a fatty though. can't be helped, food makes me not sad
>>26628859
that was my 1st comment in this thread, who do you think i am?
>>26628568
Because my social skills are lacking and most Scots are far more rugged/manly than me, so women are more attracted to them and i'm basically nothing special. Even my grandpap whos a reverend is physically strong for an old man.
>>26628709
Sorry anon, I really just can't stand fat people. That's really my one standard. If you lost weight I'd love to be your gf because your likes are awesome.
>>26628916
You should have said that in the first place instead of setting me up to get ridiculed like this.
>>26628709
Website?
>anon gets bullied so hard he deleted his post
Makes me sad as fuck 2bh. This is why I try not to put myself out there
>>26628916
so you've had multiple responses but you're still nobody's gf
>>26628929
;__;
>>26628980
What website did this nigger use?
>>26628886
Well, what are your interests ?I'm a girl and live in France, we could talk if you want to
>>26628996
see
>>26628193
afgfgdfgdf
>>26628886
>reverend
RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING RED FLAG RED FLAG
Jesus what the fuck the thread has got over 500 responses
Is anyone here from London
I have le no friends here
guy btw
>>26628916
>>26628821
>>26628193
I managed to cure my autism long enough to figure it out. some other things I like are DMing and board games in general, drinking, pulling all nighters, leather jackets, fencing, learning about European history and most importantly shitposting
>>26628193
>i don't like any boards
>i don't like anything
>>26629010
marry me please, I need visa
you can cuck me with a scot if you want
Any fembots in the New Jersey area who would be fine with a bf with these stats?
Guys are welcome too.
>Chubby
>18
>Above Average Dick
>Somewhat Intelligent
>Loves Animals
>Dominant
>Shy and Quiet at times
>Loves to cuddle
>Manlet
>Open to many sexual fetishes
>Fairly low standards
On a sidenote I will lose my chubbiness if I have a gf/bf that wants me to.
>>26628709
>>26628859
>>26628929
Oh no, the anonymous people who dont know my name, face or any information about me will judge me now WHAT EVER SHALL I DO!!!
get the fuck over youself stop acting like a bitch and continue too put youself out there
or dont IDGAF
>>26629010
Outside of coming here and occasional vidya, I go out hiking, camping and fishing when the weathers suited, being near the sea is great. Like to do some cooking, play some chess, reading and lighting a fire up in the fireplace with logs I cut up when inside. Sometimes take the bike out for a ride if I feel like going further places.
>>26628193
Stole my sisters laptop for this.
/vg/
I like gaming and shitposting. I don't have much time because school and gaming is making me miserable, so I need something to distract me from it.
>>26629213
Normie pls leave and stay leave.
>>26629010French girls are a major turn on, especially accent-wise. Tell us a bit more about yourself.
>>26629226
Sounds comfy. What do you read ? I actually study literature ; that, teaching and comics are my passions.
>>26629213
kill la kill saved anime
>>26629445
It was shit though.
>>26629226
Go back to /out/
>>26629460
it inspired me to become a famous fashion designer and use my fame to run for president. I want to be half gianni versace, half donald trump and all kanye.
>>26629599
How close are you to your ridiculous goal my friend?
