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another slow day for britfeel edition
Maximum rape
>>25318138
>>hurr it's ok I haven't used it
Fuck this, the amount of times customers have brought back a gift card and ask for a refund and I say I can't, we don't refund gift cards and vouchers incase they've been used and then they get offended when you say I don't know if you haven't used it though. One woman asked if I was calling her a liar and I said you very well might be, as if I've known her for years and we were close pals or some shit
Go on then you bellend, considering you went to the effort.
>>25318230
Walk on, paki.
>>25318233
Non-retail slave here. Do you not have any means to see if they've been used? Perhaps a barcode you can scan? If that's not a thing then you should suggest it.
>>25318230
Ok bye now.
>>25318198
no idea mate you got a link to it?
>>25318269
Nah, it was years ago too. I just remember even normie forums getting mad about it, kek.
>>25318230
What's the matter mate? If you're too bitter to even appreciate these threads then you're either not British or you're beyond saving.
>>25318248
>>25318265
>>25318290
>goes to anon website
>chooses slowest board
>same 5 people narrate their mundane lives
sage
>>25318264
They have a thing that needs to be scratched off but you have to scratch it off to see if it works. They usually just say the voucher won't work online which we can't prove
listening to rage against the machine, reminds me of my angsty teenage years. still the best rap metal band i know
>>25318230
>stops you ruining the rest of the board I guess.
hahaha
r9k is absolute rubbish outside of britfeel and a couple other occasional threads
this board was ruined a long time
Listening to Michael Jackson...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As
If you saw someone that looked like Michael Jackson in the street and it was their real face you'd beat the shit out of them right? Why the fuck would you want to look like that?
>>25318325
We're having... a good... time...?
Seriously, fuck off.
>>25318328
That's no reason you can't have a barcode that checks a database to see if it's been redeemed / what the balance is. Suggest it nigga.
>>25318346
The man was mentally ill and had a fixation on Diana Ross.
He wanted to BE her hence all the plastic surgery.
>>25318325
Fail to see problem besides you.
>>25318383
Idk senpai, it's a big company, someone would have thought of it first and theres probably a reason it's not there
>>25318434
At my place we get a percentage of the savings our ideas generate.
Dumb executives that don't know how to use their Iphones don't know shit, that's all I'm saying.
>>25318383
I'm sure the multi-billion pound company which has its gift card system contracted out to another multi-billion pound company has never thought of that before
Lads, what are your opinions on males with earrings or other piercings?
I dislike them because my dad hated them, but now I think of it I don't really know why
>>25318481
Mostly cunts.
All my friends vape and I'm thinking of getting one to fit in but I don't want to be made fun of by people
>>25318481
theres no reason to wear an earing, it serves no purpose other than to be edgy.
>>25318476
And yet the fella that posted that is in the retarded situation he's in. Nothing wrong with a fresh pair of eyes.
>>25318502
>Pissing away money on literal smoke to fit in
Sure go right ahead
Anons;
we're sat here narrating our lives on /britfeel/ every fucking day... why are we anonymous? It makes no sense. We all think we have friends out there but actually we don't because no one knows who we really are. I'm one step away from becoming a tripfag just so you fucks can recognise me. Thoughts?
>>25318553
Don't do it.
>superdooperoriginal
>>25318502
I used to vape and might get another one in the new year... got crazy hooked on it though, went through about two tanks of liquid in a day. It's nice and relaxing though.
>>25318546
Protip: They don't want you to return the gift card so they will throw up as many walls as they can to stop you from doing it.
Besides what's the problem, just spend the damn gift card instead, either way you can spend that money.
I'm going to the pub. Nobody offered a viable alternative to Thatchers so that's what's happening. Back soon.
>>25318582
yeah but, man, it sucks not being able to identify the lads on here...
- David
>>25318584
>>25318502
I just bought my first vape today, so I'm pretty biased.... I wouldn't buy a vape just to fit in, but if you want one go for it
I bought mine to quit smoking because I've quit 4 or 5 times but always pick it back up like an idiot, I'm hoping the vape will help with that.
>>25318546
>>25318599
It's a data protection issue
The company that's contracted to do the gift cards can't allow a random supermarket access to their transaction database to check if a card's been used.
>>25318664
>The company that's contracted to do the gift cards can't allow a random supermarket access to their transaction database to check if a card's been used.
No different to a balance inquiry that the supermarket can look at
>>25318553
Most people here pseudo-trip anyway with avatars and gimmicks posters
Weather report says rain most of the night tonight lads might have to sail to the shops tomorrow
>>25318726
According to my Smartwatch its always 13 degrees celcious and slightly cloudy or at least that's what it has been reporting since I got it.
druank as fuck listening to deftones lads
>>25318614
Pay enough attention and you learn who a few are.
Not trying to fight but; why should the board change instead of you finding another board where namefagging is standard?
>>25318230
No brit would ever say this,
brits would understand the camaraderie you get from the absurdity of telling people on an image board you were going to the shops/chippy/kebab shop
on that note, I am actually off to the kebab shop
>>25318769
Mate you really need to find a new bandassuming you're the lad that's posted about deftones before here
>>25318857
I had a kebab earlier anon.
I had mine with a naan and salad.
I'm one of those naan>pitta bastards.
>>25318885
i am that guy. m8, i listen to a vast variety of bands. especially rock and metal bands. when i'm drunk i always gravitate towards deftones, or anything heavy.
>>25318914
me too lad, donnerwhat is kofte and how is it different, I don't know this paki shit
>>25318553
I filter all tripfags and namefags.
>>25318914
STOP BUYING OFF PAKI'S
SAVE THE UK
>>25319040
is chinese ok ? what fucking takeaways aren't run my immigrants
>>25319040
BUT THE'RE SO TASTY
>>25319001
Kofte is turkish IIRC, it's a roll of mince done over a charcoal grill to order rather than rotating tower of meat.
So it's more like a burger texture than the sliced meat texture of donner. It's pretty good/10 and what I'm about to get.
>>25319028
yea but since nobody knows who you are, who gives a fuck.
>>25318971
Here do you like Devy? Not his new shit though
>>25319104
sounds pretty good desu might get it next time
>>25319127
i've only listened to ghost. been tempted to download addicted numerous times
>>25319064
Chinese is fine, pakis and niggers are the real problem, and chip shops are usually white
>>25319226
If you're gonna listen to anything try ocean machine
>>25319266
>chip shops are usually white
don't deliver though senpai
>>25318230
>'alright lads, just gonna shops haha'
>'fucking pakis right lads'
>'Im bored lads'
"i'm dead inside lads haha"
Lads would it be weird going to a concert alone? None of my mates are into my music and the one girl who would be game is going see 5 Seconds of Summer instead since they're playing the same day and they're her favourite band
need to bring passport and driving licence forms for a job interview tomorrow
should i carry them in a plastic bag or what?
>>25319379
What's the band lad?
>>25319379
Its probably less weird as you can pretend your friends got separated or something
>>25319379
what kind of concert? if it's one with a mosh pit, arrive so you avoid the shit bands at first then just jump in lad
>>25319379
depends how big the show is
>>25319379
>Lads would it be weird going to a concert alone?
Not unless it's a kids band or something.
>>25319396
Get a leather passport holder from any post office and you should keep your driving license in your wallet anyway.
>>25319413Neck Deep, don't judge me too hard mate
>>25319419
There'll probably be 100 or so people, so it's not like it would be hard to find them if I say I lost them
>>25319447
it's the paper counter parts i'll be taking
>>25319451
Then just get drunk and sit around listening the music man, who cares
>>25319379
Just do it lad, otherwise you turn into one of us types who only go out for supplies
>>25319451
>There'll probably be 100 or so people, so it's not like it would be hard to find them if I say I lost them
just go and if people ask you who you're with (dunno why they would) just say your friends were meant to show up but didn't. might end up with a girl taking pity on you or something.
>>25319307
just listened to the first few tracks from biomech, will give it a download at some point
>>25318325
kill urself senpai
originall comment very original
>go out drinking with classmates
>one of the hot girls is sat with me for much of the night
>we're actually talking and having fun, she's laughing etc
>she buys me two drinks throughout the night
>at one point she randomly starts massaging my thigh
>I laugh because I'm super ticklish so she says "Calm down [anon], you don't have a semi do you?"
>"Oh [girl], I always have a semi"
>we're both laughing and she grabs a straw then starts poking my crotch with it, asking where it is
>later we're all playing truth or dare
>it's my turn; I ask for truth and right away she asks how big my dick is
>tell her and she says "I think I'm gonna need proof"
>at one point I tell her that if I get drunk enough, I might tell her a secret that only 3 other people know
>she starts trying to get it out of me
>she's smiling playfully and is like "Ooooh is it that you've masturbated to me?"
>at one point I go outside and walk around for like half an hour
>I come back and she's like "[Anon], I thought you had gone! Come on let's go dance together!!"
>at another point she was laying down with her head resting on my lap
Am I... am i gonna make it?
Alcoholics please email me[email protected]
>>25319636
Now she thinks you are gay and that being gay was your secret. Way to cock block yourself
>>25319636
>"I think I'm gonna need proof"
"Is there somewhere quiet we can go then"
That's all you woulda had to say
Fk sake, no you're not gonna make it
>>25319680
But she knows I'm not gay; her and I have already talked about it. Plus I can't remember the exact order of events but I do know that some of the lewd stuff was happening even after I told her there's a secret.
Also the next day she was messaging me on fb a lot more than usual and I was getting full replies instead of the usual "haha yeah"
>>25319751
It was in a mega busy bar, both our homes were over an hour away, and I was sitting on a nice comfy sofa.
I'm not expecting everything to happen at once but surely these are steps in the right direction....
>>25319379
Not at all mate I went to see Bad Religion on my own a couple of months ago because I don't have any friends but if you like the band it will be fun
>>25319663
why?
original commento
So i just found out that the reason I've been explosively shitting since I headed back to my folk's place for christmss wasn't due to some bug, or the undercooked turkey or just some piss poor luck.
No, it's because the fucking omelettes me mam has been making have been made with eggs that went off on the 28th of last fucking month.
I've got no idea how she didn't notice that they were off when shs was working with them. The only reason i noticed wss because they tasted of nothing but oil and ham as per usual.
I can't fucking wait until im back at my flat. I had forgotten how shot it wad here
>>25319636
>not making a move
You blew it mate whatever she saw in you she'll think you're gay/a pussy now and won't be interested
>>25319819
I just want to talk to other people who drink a lot.
>>25318553
Tripfags just cause arguments about tripfags on every board
>>25319846
Jesus christ i can't even type properly since im shaking on the fucking toilet
>>25319853
About what?
blox
>>25319847
Nah, it wasn't really a good time to make a move and besides, she got kinda upset later in the night and the girls were comforting her so eh
>>25319894
anything.
i'm so lonely.please talk to me ;_;
>>25319149
Definitely has more flavour than donner in my experience
>>25319266
Can't say I have a problem with anyone who keeps serving food till 3am, based imho
white brits never do that
>>25319943
come live with me
i'm lonely too
from this day i vow to stop fapping to porn
wish me luck lads
>>25320154
good luck lad
og
>>25320154
I'll jump on the band wagon with you mate
>>25320063i wouldemail me
Watching Die Hard tbqh senpais.
guys, i just want to say that i really appreciate /britfeel/ and the guys that post in it. i lead a lonely existence, like many of you, and /britfeel/ offers me a rare piece of solace in otherwise a bleak life.
yes i am drunk and lsitening to in too deep by phil collins while typing this. all the best lads
>>25320218
how old are you?
original c0mment
>>25320216
stick with me m8, strength in numbers
>>2532030422
Why does that matter?ORIGINAL COMPONENT.
>>25320343
i dont wait to be living with someone much younger or older then me
luckily im 23 though
what are your interests
what do you like doing
post music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i930AoRe89Q
>>25320373
My interests are talking privately.
I like talking privately.
Spent time at a party doing this instead of socialising, it made me look busy with texting so I wasn't a complete outcast in their eyes. At least I had my flatmate there to speak to
>>25320426
emailing you now on a very old gmail account
>>25320408
currently having a drunken sing a long to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OCCAqlx7k
>>25320463
lmao good effort lad
how did you do it
Lads, finishing uni in September. Where to buy a flat for under 200k, is not a shithole and has decent job prospects? Happy to go anywhere aside London desu
>>25320584
>Where to buy a flat for under 200k [...] anywhere aside London desu
I'd be shocked if there's anywhere outside London where a flat could cost 200k and not be a rip-off.
>>25320154
why? desu lad
>>25320521
Take a picture, make a screenshot, screenshot that etc etc
Probably proof of how pathetic I am
>>25320584
Why not try and get a good job somewhere first. Anywhere outside of London you can get somewhere pretty good for 200k if its just for you
Tbh its all ogre for the Northerners, dem floods
>>25320629
it's bad for me, bad for the soul
>>25320584
>decent job prospects
>aside London
Doesn't exist
>>25320584
What kind of work are you looking to get into?
Stoke lad here.
Stoke has a lot of cheap apartments, not too many chavs, and the natives are gererally amicable.
On the downside, the job prospects aren't great outside of admin for the BT centre or accounting for Jaguar & JCB.
>>25320618
Bristol famalam
>>25320717
as a northerner floods are usually a down south problem.
live on a hill so don't give a fuck.
anyone want to fight?
seriously i'll meet up with you, wherevever you live, I just want to feel something
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
>>25320851
Has anyone taken you up on this before?
gonna go and brush my teeth
don't forget to brush your teeeth lads
>>25320851
You do Kent I hope? Calverly park, tunbridge wells, Friday 6pm I'll fuck your shit up mate. Then drink at the black pig pub.
gonna go lay in bed, listen to some radio.
found some paranormal radio stations, that's always fun.
>>25320894
yes I've fought 2 chaps so far
>>25320426
w-why didnt you reply
>>25321002
this post made me laugh out loud
>>25320943
As in talking about ghosts or a weird new genre?
>>25320918
Fuck i forgot.
And now i cant go brush them since im in bed with an erection and the family is in the hall. Fuck.
>>25321076
Just do it and get a head start on penis inspection day
I hate fucking niggers shit
>new online friend is taking longer to reply now
>you are the clingy one
hold me
>>25320760
Thought stoke was propa grim lad?
Hoping to go into a project management/business analyst role. I've got some experience in the area so don't just take the first job that comes my way, would rather live somewhere I like being
>>25318191
Proud to be part of the Warwickshire masterrace
/Stratfeel/
>>25321063
General paranormal, ghosts, bigfoot alien s >>25321063
>>25321063
>Been wanking to traps on exhentai recently
>Earth shattering orgasms
>Get curious, look up actual traps
>Fucking disgusting
Why is 2D always better lads?
>>25320646
Cheers for the advice lad, just with final year studies I'm not getting a tonne of a lot of time to apply for shit and really don't move home straight after I'm done. Why I'm tempted to just find a decent place and work it out from there
>>25321213
Fucking casual faggot. I only fap to 1D, gets me horny every time
>>25321213
>2D anything
truly pleb
>>25321207
Sounds fun, goodnight lad
>>25320943
always a comfy choice
>>25321254
One Direction?
>>25321204
hello my pharmacy van friend
hit up the /stratfeel/ pubs tonight, were you in any of them
>>25321254
Which is your favourite. Liam is my husbando
>>25321265
>Waifuing something another man has used as a warm fuckhole
cuck
Who /viz/ here?
Internet is slow so just pretend I have a picture of the fat slags or roger mellie.
>>25321594
I have no idea what any of that meant
>>25321594
Just read some of the new annual. A bit naff honestly. The ones from years ago were great though. Sid the Sexist was always my fave, Fat Slags and Spoilt Bastard after that probably.
>>25321892
You must be young, or southern or more than likely both.
>>25321939
I'm 23 and northern as fuck mate.
Haven't wiped my arse properly and it itches like fuck.
>>25321892
How have you never at least heard of viz magazine?
>>25321974
You one of them ponces who thinks Manchester counts as the North?
>>25321594
is this 1993?
Seriously though good on you, im curious to see what viz is still up to now.
>>25321986
N-no
>>25322002
I'm from fucking hull mate
>>25322010
>1993
I get the new annual every year off me mam for Christmas. It's the one consistent present. I always thought Viz was still prety big. Not as good these days mind.
>>25322022
>Hull
>North
If it's below Scotch Corner it ain't North.
>>25322062
this is the most northern post i've ever seen post in /britfeel, actually it's the most northern thing i've read on the internet
>>25322062
>It once enjoyed being the third most popular magazine in the UK,[1] but ABC-audited sales have since dropped, to an average of 50,750 per issue in 2014[2] (from 1.2 million).
It's dead, Jim.
Im genuinely curious now to have a look at a modern viz though. Doesn't dominik Diamond or someone write for it now?
Wonder if i can find scans online.
>tried to smoke weed
>almost threw up
>people laughedI can't fucking do anything right
>>25322086
Its not fucking midlands either mate so where the fuck is it?
What places are north then? only newcastle?
>>25322062
Still going strong, favourites still 8ace and letterbocks. Fucking bloke kissing that birds arse, up the ass corner, etc.
>>25321939
I'm young, southern and read viz
>>25322115
i smoked weed for the first time in 3+ months while very drunk last week, threw up about 3 minutes after it. i had to squat while smoking it because standing up was torturous and i my head was spinning
>>25322170
>my mum wont go to bed
seriously what the fuck im hugry yo
>>25322170
>decide to take a puff on a spliff to fit in with mates at some guys house
>spend the next 30 minutes coughing like i was dying
fucking kill me
>>25322115
>not smoking weed alone
serves you right
>>25321430
Nah, was just in tonight, bought some paint but didn't get round to actually opening the tin. Back in work tomorrow though.
Were you in the pubs with senpai/friends?
Anyone fancy a game of Fifa on PC?
I asked on /brit/ but the cunts are useless as per usual.
>>25322352
>playing FIFA on PC
How autistic are you exactly?
How do you combat the problem of dribble using a pissbottle?
With the sink it's easy, you can just run your knob under the tap and clean it.
>>25318230
>these threads suck
>I'm British
Nice try cleetus.
>>25322368
Not that autistic actually. Would it be less autistic for me to spend several hundred quid on a console and use it to play fifa instead?
>>25322392
By going to the toilet you clatty bastard.
>>25322392
>How do you combat the problem of dribble using a pissbottle?
Use a toilet
Lemmy is dead as fuck
http://strawpoll.me/6389764
>>25322451
>>>/mu/61318297
what the fuck
>>25322451
You mean Leamington spa? Are you also part of the Warwickshire master race?
https://soundcloud.com/limmy/ace-of-spades/recommended
RIP Lemmy
>>25322517
>Limmy
mah nigga
>>25322546
He's the biggest meme on Scottish 4chan m8
>tfw your "friends" from school all have active social lives
>you spend the evenings vomiting and crying
Funny how things turn out desu~
>>25322569
It's quite sad you're still alive and bothering us with this boring shit. Fuck off.
>>25322565
>Scottish 4chan
Graffiti?
>>25322565
I met him years ago, in person he's a really humble guy. One of my friends used to work with him, apparently he tried to top himself when he used to work in an office. Good guy though.
>>25322569
Please go back to vomiting.
>>25322392
Who cares about dribble? Just put your foreskin back on and who cares if your boxers get a bit wet? So what?
>>25322451
what the fuck Lemmy is invincible
>>25322642
Smelling like a pissed tramp doesn't bother me but it does raise questions from my mum and I'd rather not draw the aggro.
>>25322631
I think he's tried to top himself a few times. He used to be an alkie and I think he's still on anti-depressants. Even watching some of his videos from years ago you can he was a bit unhinged.
I went to the pub at ten and there's a lot of posts since then. Can anyone give me a TLDR? Fair enough if not. #shitfaced
>he hasn't replied
>its been almost 2 hours
feels
thankyou goodnight much love
What's Cardiff like for fanny? Going away with my friend for New years and I really want to get laid. It's been a while.
>>25322517
>>25322546
>>25322565
is that the "Whats yer hing?" guy?
>>25322777
Not even your lucky triple 7s will be enough to get welsh slags to sleep with you senpai
Lads a cute girl asked me to a pub with her and her mates on new years eve, should I go? I've never gone drinking outside of my bedroom in my life, I don't want to make a fool of myself
>>25322569
Hey bro how you been?
Please tell me you ate your Christmas dinner.
>>25322790
yeah
his show was pretty good but he's always struggled with depression
his livestream after scotland lost the referendum was very strange
>>25322777
Fuck off
Waste of trips
>>25322777
Not been there aside from the olympics but I hear there's mad poon. Go and dip your wick lad.
>>25322800
That settles it then, my trips will be my good luck charm. I fancy a MILF this time. Almost fucked one last week but all my mates were leaving the club so I left her.
>>25322816
Be nice mate, he's messed up.
>>25322811
Y-yes I did senpai~
>>25322877
>messed up
I wish I was messed up. Explain.
>>25322914
http://strawpoll.me/6346528/r
Residents of Britfeel have decided that yourself and your entourage are twice as bad as noted sexpest poleaboo. We hope you are aware of this and proceed to fuck off.
>>25322986
What if tilde has more than 1 white knight and most of the people in your poll are /int/scum?
>>25322848
Fuck your mates...
>shitfaced in Staple Hill BS16 (brap)
>some slag in the kebab shop
>after the pub, completely munted
>you're really fit...?
>snog a nice milf whilst all my mates are laughing
>tastes like pizza
>my mates and her mates are both dragging us away from each other
>go home feeling at least partially satisfied
Best you can hope for. Apologies for the shitty greentext. The point is that there are plenty of MILFs who are interested in young men. You won't qualify as that for long. Nail it and nail it hard.
>>25323017
It's him without the trip.
>>25323017
Whiteknights are all equally as reprehensible. /int/ wouldn't know what to vote for to make any sort of point and therefore is assumed their votes were distributed equally.
>>25322914
Good. I'm glad you had some din dins. At the risk of rubbing a tripfags cock, how are you now?
>tfw you realise you're a wasteman
>>25323083
He's actually quite good looking for a pakistani.
>>25323077
>making an ass out of you and me
>>25322986
Cmon mate he's OK. Bit of anorexic cunt but I was like that in school so I can relate. He's alright really.
>>25322801
In my experience, this is a trap of some kind
>>25323027
She was definitely up for it but like I said, everyone was leaving and didn't want to stay there alone like a sad cunt.
If we had stayed a while longer I would have fucked her.
hi guys toronto here, im just going to post comfy feels here dont bully me
>tfw massive snowstorm outright right now
>tfw im comfy as a nigger on welfarebecause im a jew on welfarewaiting for my chicken nuggets to finish baking
>tfw sitting in my room with a sweatshirt and jacket because i hate no heating
>tfw just barely woke up and i still have my eyeshades on
honestly, the worst thing about england is the weather. you niggers will NEVER know whats it like to wake up to a snowstorm
G E O G R A P H I C A L L Y I F E R I O R
>>25323129
The poll does not lie.
>>25323149
So why didn't you?
Like I said, there are plenty of MILFs who have a thing for young men. You need to make the most of it whilst you still qualify as a young man. They won't be interested when you're 32 and balding.
If it happens again (not fucking likely) then nail that slag.
>>25323202
I hate snow and I'm glad we barely get any.
>>25323230
Must admit, I didn't even look at it.
>>25323255
Bros before hoes.
>>25323202
As someone who works for an insurance company I can honestly say we do get shitty weather, just not as often.
>>25322451
Shit man.
Sounds like he died a similar death to my grandfather.
Totally fine, until one day he suddenly exploded with an acute form of cancer and suffered a few days of agony before dying in his hospital bed.
(And also being mistreated by hospital nurses. I mean, who fucking gives a clearly suffering dying man paracetamol? Poor bastard was being destroyed from the inside)
>>25323300
That's lame.
If your friend is sat on his own at the bar, staring into the bottom of his pint as if it's the seventh circle of hell then yes you pat him on the back and tell him everything will be fine. If your friend is doing anything else then you put your dick in the velvet underground.
Bros before hos will only get you so far.
>>25323300
Only suckers who never get pussy say that.
The Omen on ch4, this and the original Wicker Man are comfy New Years-ish movies
>>25323419
>>25323425
There was a big group of us. Probably 15 people.
The MILF I was chatting up was with about 9 others. All females. All my mates started leaving the club so why the fuck would I stay alone with a bunch of women??
Shit man. I just woke up with a pretty bad acid reflux.
I almost vomited. I was in coughing fits.
Got no fucking Zantac so I have to stay up a little and drink some Alca Setzer since that's all I got.
I hope I can get back to sleep soon. I'm tired as fuck since the adrenaline is wearing off now.
>>25323259
>>25323330
MAN i keep having my fucking closed for one reason ro another, the fucking firealarm went off because my rehearted panfried beans went black
anyways, this is the pic i took when i step outside my house
then same is with my window, its all snowy and wonderful and stuff
COMFY AS TITS, LADS
>>25323478
Who said anything about staying with her group? Get her in a taxi
>>25323478
Fucking smash it mate c'mon.
>>25323607
I wish I had, mate. Always New years.
I become fanny mad when I've had a drink so surely I can't fail on New years.
started watching prison school today lads, it's jokes.
>>25323535
Well that looks very nice.
I investigate fraudulent motor claims for a living so I have to deal with cunts whose car got flooded after it just happened to be off the road with no tax / MOT and was only insured with us for three days etc...
Southern fairy but still suffering with the floods. Not nearly as much as the poor buggers with no access to their ground floor but still...
>>25323651
Good attitude famalam
>>25323692
What's your fave girl?
why does chocolate give me gastric reflux
>>25323761
only on episode 4 but I like hana .. .she sounds like a qt.
Debating getting out of bed and going for a rollup lads. Odds I'll pass out, evens I'll have a rollup before passing out.
>>25322813
link to the livestream? cannae find any on youtube from around that time
>>25324104
He deleted it, but the result was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovrFmStq9JQ
Damn lads, feel like shit today. Like, it's all over and there's no point. Hold me.
>>25321594
Welshman here.
Love me some Viz.
>>25322392
I dry my pee pee off with my shag rag lad. The shag rag's basically an old towel. Need to piss now to be perfectly honest based senpai family member. My piss bottles are orange lucuzade bottles FYI.
Lemmy is dead guys. I mean, how. Sad day.
>>25324730
More like how did he live so long, still sad day.
>>25324580
C'mon fella you'll be fine.
>>25324683
Sounds vile mate. Piss in a toilet like an adult.
>Post on /soc/ for the first time ever
>Get a 6 and 7.5
Feels good man, only a little more weight to go and maybe hit the gym and I could be chad mode in a year
>trying to check the football results without realising it's tomorrow
>>25324957
Everyone apart from peasants get at least a 5/10 but congrats nigger.
>>25324957
unless you start balding
>>25324580
Don't stand on the edge mate
>>25325067
Well I was a 130kg fat sperg before so I'm happy with 5+/10 desu
>>25325140
My dad is almost 60 and still has like 70% of his hair so I hopefully got his genes in that regard
>>25325282
It's your mum's dad whos hairline you want to pay attention to.
>>25324580
there is no point. you really only have two choices, kys or carry on your miserable existence until life kills you.
>>25325420
Bit dry mate.
>>25325327
He died at 74 and had I'd say 50% of his hair left
>>25325528
just reality if i'm being completely honest.
Need tunes to fall asleep to now please gents.
>>25325632
OK fine. Try to be at least a bit nice.
>>25325709
>telling someone to be nice
might as well tell him to shove a cock in his mouth
>>25325709
How about these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WejD5fPTBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5g0GMm6jLo&list=PLX9MtFRtH6NLYwGDD2UxsAXt4ucdQ_Qjw
https://dreamcatalogue.bandcamp.com/album/a-heart-full-of-love
>>25325632
Shove a cock in your mouth.
Just made a pizza at 3am I've really lost control of my eating desu
>>25325791
>>25325746
Ha ha you tell him. Actually laughed at that.
>>25325709
it wasn't an attack on that anon. i was implying misery is implicit in all life. it's why i hate natalist retards who decide to have children. they just want to fill this planet with more retards who can share in their suffering.
>>25325807
If it's your third meal of the day then you're fine... guessing it ain't.
>>25325780
Thanks. I was listening to Robbie Williams and the picture scared me. Call me gay if you want.
Listening as I type and it's nice and soft, some cool pad sounds, kind of bubbly, can kip to.
>>25325844
>i was implying misery is implicit in all life
Crikey. Chill out mate.
Am I the only one still awake then?
>>25326224
not by a long shot
>>25325844
That's pretty edgy, friendo.
>>25325807
Sounds comfy though
Bored, need a new game desu. Any recommendations if anyone's still up.
>>25326789
worms armageddon
>>25326789
what sort of games do you like anon?
>>25326862
Pls dievert your attention
>>25326904
Right now, I really like playing multiplayer stuff. But I'm open to anything fun long as it's peecee.
Lemmy from motorhead is dead
>>25327087
did you not bother to read the thread
Smoker? Got a cough? It's cancer.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35171626
>>25327087
who cares... tbqh
think its high time i tried to make a real impression on this world desu
might just run into the street naked and cry desu
then somebody will take note, and as long as its not an nhs health worker im game
>>25328184
brighton, churchill square 3pm tomorrow
watch out
>>25328251
What's the plan senpai?
>>25328251
careful lad, posting stuff like this can get you locked up
>>25329034
Someone is probably already on his case desu. No way /r9k/ isn't monitored these days.
>>25328251
No bumming in public, please.
>back at my work desk after a pitiful 4 days off for Christmas
>gonna miss the remainder of the south africa v england test match
end it all tbqh
>>25330528
That' what annual leave is for
>>25330559
I make the same mistake every year.
>>25330528
Wakey Wakey wagecuck, you can't be late to trade the prime of your life for pitiful remuneration. How else is Boss Goldstein going to afford his new yacht?
>>25330665
Go book next christmas off when you get to work, it should provide some small solace.
>>25330676
>tfw have to get a job by late jan or mummy is going to turn the internet off
it was fun while it lasted
>>25330676
>unironically acting smug when you live below the poverty line
ayyyy
>>25330751
How are you meant to get a job without internet?
>>25330812
Library she said. But don't blame her anger. I've been neet for 3 years after failing uni. It was only a matter of time she got sick of it.
>>25330837
You have a library and she wants you to work? Tell the butler to do your shifts.
>>25330888
I meant she said I could go to the local library and use the computers there.
>>25331022
Oh dear, time to go and get diagnosed with some low grade social phobia to see if that stays her hand
and a phone contract with tethering in case she's a complete monster
>go to sleep
>all is normal in the world
>wake up
>Lemmy is dead
Why even live
Just had a wank and a pot noodle. Morning lads.
>>25331290
Did they leave out the sauce sachet?
>>25331300
No, the sauce sachet was in.
>>25331120
no thanks, i do need a job desu. want to upgrade my computer anyway. can't play anything on it.
>>25331357
>>25331120
also can't afford a phone contract, i have literally no money. i used up the last of my uni loan money a year ago. my mum even has to pay for my haircuts.
Went to bed last night at 8 after only being awake for like 5 hours. Hope I can get drunk tonight and not be too tired.
>>25331377
Why aren't you on bennies lad?
>>25331563
Because bennies are a meme. The reality is that most of us are on jsa and supported by our parents and not fucked up enough to get esa.
>>25331800
Too early for such rotten bait lad
>>25331563
i was on them for a bit, but the whole work program, volunteering and skill days where they talk about interviews and stuff made me want to kill myself. so i left.
>>25331868
Tell me about the thousands you make from the government every year then m9
>didn't get a christmas bonus with my ESA
They could have been nice or something...
>>25332050
That's weird I go an extra 100 quid JSA bonus
>>25331971
Can you not read?
>>25331868
>>25332071
I hope you mean 10 quid
>>25320717
Been homeless for three days now. It's not awful, but yesterday had no 3G and cash machines weren't working
>>25320717
I live near York but it doesn't flood here.
People need to stop building on flood plains.
Pounded my ex last night lads, she has a boyfriend. Felt good cucking someone tbqh.
I have really bad flu atm. My dreams have this strange recurring theme of star wars and I wake up every hour in a cold sweat.
Typical that this shit happens whilst I'm off work too
>>25332396
>tfw not been ill for 2 years
Apart from being sick after drinking too much and the occasional diarrhoea that is it.
>>25332429
I've started working with small children. The amount of snot and general lack of hygiene that surrounds them pretty much guarantees I get sick once every few months
>>25332446
My Mum is a child minder and brings kids home all the time, regularly in close contact with them when I go into the kitchen. My sister also has a small 2 year old girl who goes to play group and that kind of thing and always brings her over, I guess my immune system has just built up.
>Came downstairs last night to find a plate of sausage rolls sitting on the oven
>Don't eat them because they might not be mine
>Mum wakes up and gets all pissy at me for not eating the sausage rolls, because I skipped having dinner yesterday
Bloody hell.
I've just only started my masters application, with the deadline being 15th Jan. That's plenty of time, right?
It's in Sweden, I was prepared to start in October but work got in the way.
Does anyone like Radiohead's Spectre? Best present this christmas IMO
>>25332558
I'm a massive Radiohead fan but personally I thought their take on the Spectre theme didn't impress me that much. I'd rather it was selected over Sam Smith's god awful version, but it is still rather dissapointing
We back online niggas
>>25332485
I hate this shit.
And yet if I do my own dinner I get moaned at because she was planning to give me something else.
>>25332558
>Does anyone like Radiohead
Fucking every single normie pleb who ever lived and everyone on /mu/
Thank god, I was so bored without you lot.
>>25332702
I'm a massive roidhead and personally I'm way up there on the spectrum but your film review doesn't impress me that much. I'd rather you keep your selective opinions on sam smith to yourself as your views are rather dissapointing
>>25333097
B U R N
U
R
N
>>25333029
>MUH NORMIES
Just woke up lads, hows it going?
I'm just gonna nip down to the pakis shop and get a can of blue rockstar, woke up with a craving for it.
>>25333106
No, you're normies
Think my neighbour thinks I'm a creep lads
>sitting at my PC all morning
>starting to get strain on eyes
>decide to look out of the window for a bit
>little girl outside on her bike riding around
>old woman who lives opposite just scowls at me
>panic
>close the blinds
>start to get nervous so I decide to look back out
>she sees me again
Fuck my shit up lads
>>25333125
>trying this hard to cover his tracks
Tell it to yewtree pal
What should I have for my next (and last) meal at 11pm?
Just had some 3 bird roast, polish meat croquettes and some soup.
I can get
>spicy drumsticks
>flatbread with halloumi, salami, chorizo and pickles
>kidney beans in chili saws
>go to a paki shop and get a smallish pizza
life is hard.
Mornin' Britwell. Feels good to not have explosive diarrhea for once in the holidays
>>25333185
Shit options desu
>>25333185
Why last lad? Is it beddie byes after 11?
>>25333196
I'm keeping up the protein and good carbs.
>>25333199
I can barely even sleep with all the tren and dnp I'm on, I try to eat at times where I won't get hungry(ie bored) within the next few hours.
Gonna get fucked up later on 14.5% wine.
>>25333240
my piss has a higher alcohol content
>tfw really sad about Lemmy
>>25333285
Who the fuck is Lemmy, why is everyone on Normiebook and here posting about him
>>25333285
What is your favourite song of his?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSodCuo73ig
>>25333285
My Dad said he went and saw them once, said he was dead for the next 3 days.
>>25333315
Remember Motorhead? The band with a one hit wonder. He was the frontman.
>>25333315
underage pls gonot unoriginal tbqh
>>25333340
Heard of them but never listened tbqh
>tfw girl on chaturbate is clearly over reacting to the ohmibod
It's not even hot when they do it, just keep it natural you stupid whore.
>>25333315
I wondered that too, think they mean limmy
Pic related, its this guy (a scottish comedian)
>>25333320
Over the Top and Killed by Death were always my favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Skcc4WcdE
>>25333335
I saw them in 2006 was legitimately hard of hearing for a few days after
Lads, this is the first year I won't be spending New Years Eve alone in my bedroom. I'm not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing but it feels good being invited somewhere for once
Just seen a guy who looked and behaved like the betaest beta ever walk by holding hands with a Japanese 8.5+/10 qt3.14. They were having a conversation in English and he seemed pretty proficient in it. Is learning their language the key to Asian pussy?
Does anybody else here throw rubbish out their room window?
>>25333351
>tfw always go onto chaturbate with the faint hope of seeing someone i know fugging
>>25333434
You mean Japanese?
It's probably a massive plus
>>25333351
didn't know there were other like me out there. that thing has singlehandedly ruined chaturbate for me, who the fuck actually gets enjoyment out of paying money to see some girl pretend to feel it so hard that she literally goes into a seizure?
what the fuck have the pathetic losers who pay these whores become.
>>25333425
NORMlE
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25333451
I've tried my whole life trying to be normie mate, I'd gladly be called one in hopes I can leave this shitpit of a board but I know it'll always drag me back
>>25333437
No mate my neighbor chavs do that but chavs deserve to be put to death so no
>>25333465
I don't have any neighbors and I'm lazy, fuck the envoroment desu
>>25333465
>>25333480
>neighbor
I just finished Life is Strange and I legit feel like crying.
Much better >game than I thought it would be. However, I now feel like absolute shit and even though I accept the choice I madelet Chloe dieI will forever doubt if I made the right one.
It's also made me think about a whole lot of shit to do with myself and how I am nothing in the world and have no connections to even prove I exist. I'm nobody, and I'll never be anything more. I'll never change a goddamn thing.
>>25333510
Browser spellchecks are usually American and chavs can't spell.
>Havent showered in 3 days
>drunk loads of cider each day as there's loads here after Christmas
Who else /stinks/ here?
just popped a spot on my forehead and its contents burst out onto the mirror, felt good
>>25333567
Not me because I'm not a disgusting sack of shit. Wash for fuck sake
>>25333510
I never even noticed it had corrected to that I'm on my phone senpai
>>25333609
>phone
I wish these normies would just fucking die.
>>25333603
I wish I could tell every hick in the world this shit, but the phrase is NOT "fuck sake". That's a doggy dog diamond dozen bullshit piece of misheard shit.
It's "for fuck's sake". With an apostrophe s. As in, for the sake of fuck. Where fuck is replacing god. As in "for god's sake". You fucking moron.
APOSTROPHE
S
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Went running last night and did some lifting 30 minutes ago. Feels pretty good guys, think I'm gonna make it. I'm almost normie!
>>25333634
I got it for christmas, don't have any numbers on it other than my mums. It's good for bed browsing desu
>>25333635
Calm down mate, for all intensive purposes they mean the same thing.
>>25333603
KEK, chill man, havent had anything to do for the last few days so its not like I'm going out in public or around people stinking.
Gonna have one now though like a nice warm shower its cosy as fuck
>>25333635
Fuck sake calm down mate, it doesn't really matter you professional swear artist
>>25333686
>intensive purposes
r u trying to ruse me?
>>25333635
>Getting this prissy over an autocorrected word
Kekekek
>>25333652
No it's not. Phones are shit for browsing.
>>25333729
Well I'm not going to drag my fucking massive pc and 40 inch tv into my bed with me you degenerate
>>25333743
>using a tv as a monitor
Oh I see you're just a retard.
>>25333755
I don't like you senpai
>>25333743
>PC has to be in bed for you to use it from your bed
??? are you retard ???
Ann Hathaway's cottage. The home of William Shakespeare's wife.
/stratfeel/
>>25333810
>stratfee
nice one
Lads say you're at a party and a cute girl offers you some xanax, do you take it?
>>25333743
he has a tv and computer, his beds in a different location,
whats so fucking difficult to understand about that?
>>25333755
>>25333792
you two sound like the retards.
>>25333792
My bed is on the other side of the room and my arms don't reach the keyboard as I'm not a mutant.
>>25333825
I'm not a degenerate normie, but since you're out partying and chasing skirt like a dehydrated nigger I'm willing to bet you've already made up your mind and here for some kind of support.
Well no, you're not getting it. Fuck off.
>>25333810
>/stratfee/
Yep, he's a robot. Can't get anything right.
>>25333825
No, she is clearly a trash slag if she pops opiates
>tfw normie and a regular in /britfeel/
>>25333845
Wireless keyboard desu senpai.
>>25333845
I don't care, you can easily set it up if your monitor is 40 inches.
You're just a fucking faggot making excuses for owning normie gadgets.
>>25333851
>>25333861
Nah purely hypothetical, I was just wondering if I'd say yeah or not, on one hand they wouldn't think I'm a loser but on the other I've never done drugs in my life
>>25333891
>normie gadgets
top class contribution there you colossal shitbird
>>25333905
>purely hypothetical
who do you think you're kidding? reported to the authorities
>>25333872
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD
>>25333905
If they think you're a loser for not doing opiates with them they are in fact the loser and possibly drug addict
>>25333934
>MY
I guarantee you're an underage faggot who's been posting here for less than 12 months
>>25333934
Tell that tae kanjiclob
making my return to 5 a side football tomorrow after a 3+ month hiatus
gonna wreck shit lads
they keep saying nigger on dam busters
>>25334067
they keep saying what?
smoke weed all day everyday lads
>>25334082
Niggerblox
>>25334121
on dam busters?
>>25334101
That's the only way to be a successful man like you right?
>>25334128
lmao
blaze it faggot
>>25334067
his dog, nigger.
made post but wont post until I make another post
>>25318553
I struggle to see a reason for becoming a tripfag other than narcissism, it's an anonymous site for a reason, it's just a way of trying to get attention
>>25319379
Not weird, see people on their own at gigs all the time and I got lost in the first 15 minutes of a gig once and spent the rest of it alone, no-one there is gonna be judgmental, people are often really nice at gigs
Waiting for the insurance company appointed loss adjuster to come and assess the damage to my Dads house, so that we can start moving things out. That should be fun.
>>25320408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNVYlAVCkw
>>25334482
Hope it goes well mate.
Who /Plateau Sigma/ here?
Favourite JK moment of 2015?
>>25334065
I've just done something similar, remember to pace yourself lad. I was burned out after 20 minutes.
The American Chase is making me uncomfortable lads. They have the beast on but it doesn't sound so affectionate when Americans call him that. Also, they get $5000 for each right answer where we only get 1000 quid.
This shrill American lady is no Bradley either.
Anyone here have experience with DPD?
>ordered some RAM on Saturday for next day delivery
>told I will receive it on today because of holiday's or whatever
>handed over to DPD according to amazon tracker
>not received from amazon according to DPD tracker
>DPD van turns up outside my house
>sits there for a minute then fucks off
>wait for a couple of hours
>nothing arrives
>try to phone up DPD customer helpline
>automated with no option to talk to an actual human
>gives you three options, none of which apply to me
>try to phone the edinburgh depot
>end up talking to some cunt in cardiff
>tries to transfer me to edinburgh but gets no answer
>eventually transfers me to customer service
>explain the situation
>responds by telling me they haven't received my package
>tell him amazon says they have
>responds by instructing me to phone amazon because it could be their mistake
>tell him a DPD turned up in my small village and sat outside my house before driving off
>tells me it was probably a coincidence
lmao lads
>>25334908
Just contact amazon you fucking mong
>buying RAM from amazon
Serves you right desu
>>25334924
What are amazon going to do?
If a DPD van turned up and sat outside my house (small village) then they are almost certainly in custody of the parcel. The cunt on the phone said himself that it might not have shown up on the tracker as they only reopened today.
>>25334961
Just log on amazaon you didn't get it and they will send a new one
>>25334908
I ordered some Aloe Vera juice of Amazon and DPD were delivering it because it was really heavy.
I saw a van outside but nobody had been to the door as my dogs weren't barking, I went to the door and it turns out the driver was just standing at the end of the driveway and hadn't even opened the gate.
I'm sure he would have just left without coming to the door if I hadn't randomly seen the van and gone to investigate.
>>25334961
Amazon will send you a new one. This happens all the time, they did it with me, it's why I have two copies of Splatoon.
Kd fcjcjd cjd difn f
>>25334961
>what are the company of the place I bought my items from that haven't arrived going to do?
You're an idiot
>>25335090
They obviously don't have the parcel you mong.
I'd rather get this fucking thing delivered if it's already in Edinburgh.
>>25318230
just cant handle the bantz
>>25335108
I never implied they have the parcel you mentally challenged prick
You purchased it from them if they use third parties to deliver its up to them to sort it out, just ask for a refund and when DPD finally deliver you will have free RAM
Done it plenty of times, its not hard.
>>25319266
they're usually brown, fucking slovaks and pols run them mate
>>25333355
going up yoker
>>25333810
there were 2 chads in town today, a rare sight.
>>25335080
Lelele las originalas
>Parcelforce didn't deliver my anime figures
Fucking livid, got up early too since they knock on the door with a sponge and I didn't want to miss them.
>heading down to Liverpool to see family tomorrow
>they're all chads and stacies
>they're all going to fucking grill me about my folks splitting
>mfw I just want to go back to my flat and wanking to 2hus
>>25335394
who /L15/ here?
blox
Mummy bringing back McDonalds
>>25335424
hahahaha posh cunt
L4
>>25335506
>Tfw ordered a calzone with some wedges
Just dropped an absolute stinker in the toilet and my brother's just gone into the bathroom.
He came straight back out.
>tfw sister and boyfriend want to take me to see star wars and go smoke devil lettuce after telling them I'm not doing anything new years
>tfw the robot in me is having to pay 18bong for an imax ticket and doesn't even like star wars then go and smoke weed with strangers
how hard is it to find a job? i don't mind wagecucking, also does age matter(from 18-21 etc)?
Is "can't let you in with trainers" just a euphemism for "you're not attractive/rich enough to come in" ?
>>25335755
Only if you aren't white. However a lot of clubs won't allow trainers nowadays.
>>25335755
No, you get right munters in clubs it's just the bouncer being a jobsworth
broke someones antique chair over christmas lads and was so fucked i dont remember it. he was asking me to own up today so I naturally denied it. he got like 3 people involved including the qt iwanted to bang that night who all said they saw me do it, he wants 300 quid for a repair. tempted to delete facebook because i'm getting grilled big time in a group chat.
in b4 normie, I suck at socialising as it is and now there's another group of friends who hate me
>>25335752
it's pretty easy if you put your mind to it. age is obviously a factor, however it's less important in certain jobs
>>25335783
You sound like the biggest piece of trash senpai.
>>25335783
Just stop communicating with him.
See you on Judge Rinder m8
>>25335783
Why did you lie? You made it so much worse by doing that
>>25335783
Don't accept any responsibility and deny even touching the chair.
Lay the blame on someone else but be ambiguous. You weren't even in the room when it broke which is why you're the easy target.
>>25335783
Sounds like you did it. Deal with the consequences of your actions. Ask to see an itemised estimate before handing over any money though. Apologise as well.
>>25335755
>>25335780
They are just doing their jobs, clubs live or die on their image so they try and protect it by making you have to dress up nice. I knew a guy from London and he said you have to put on a shirt and stuff to go anywhere there.
The no trainers is just a provincial spill over, or slight naff places trying to be not total shit heaps
I tried praying to God for a minute there. Felt happy for a second.
>>25335934
>I tried pretending my problems were someone else's responsibility for a minute there. Felt happy for a second.
What a shock
>>25335783
>in b4 normie
>there's another group of friends
Cleaned out most of my flat today guys. At the back of one draw I found two condoms still in their wrappers.
I wonder if I thought when I bought them 2 years ago they'd actually get some use or if I bought them for a laugh.
Either way it was kind of a sorry sight.
who will you be voting for?
>>25336103
labour of course
this is fuckin london m8
>>25336103
> Jew vs. Muslim
kek
>>25335842
I dont remember, I did have a slight flashback on the way to work this morning that I did something bad and then he started messaging me on fb. Owned up to it now but I feel bad, I still dont remember doing it.
>>25336087
this is the last, I don't even have internet friends either. I think my New Years Resolution will be to just kill myself, would save everyone a lot of hassle and annoyance.
Why are men better than women at being women?
Just got four pointless answers lads. Feeling pretty good right now.
>>25336103
England is home of Islam, we all know who's winning.
>>25336289
Islam was defeated matey, the Iraqis took back Ramadi and executed the lot of 'em.
zzzzzzzzzzz fuck off
>>25336272
>>25336272
what was the topic?
>>25336103
>zac goldsmith
>sadiq khan
Jon 'Cafu' 'Flanny Alvez' Flanagan will get 60+ caps for England
screenshot this.
He's in his fuckin' underwear wasting his time in some chit-chat room, going back and forth with some other fuckin' jerk off
>>25336676
boring zzzzzzz
>>25336685
I'm wearing my dressing gown fyi
>>25336732
like season 2 of the wire
zzzzzzz
>>25336214
because they aspire to be women, whilst women aspire to be men.
>>25336749
>season 2
alright american
>>25336558
Woody Allen/Diane Keaton films I got three from and one from Scorsese/De nero films. Although I do contest that since the question included the word "starring" radio days shouldn't count as Diane Keaton only had a cameo in it.
>>25336762
literally what its called mate
zzzzzz
>>25336767
who is diane ketaon?
never heard of her, and the only woodie allen film I know is annie hall and and Midnight in Paris (2011)
Paris Manhattan (2012)
To Rome with Love (2012)
>>25336799
>>25336799
fuck off you cuck its called series unles syour american
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>25335526
smithdown road ain't that posh ladu a blue or a red?
>>25336805
Dude she was Annie Hall. Also in the godfather films and a mega qt
>>25336676
when pigs fly lad
>>25336872
who was annie hall? never seen the godfather
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
YAYA YAYA YAYA TOURE
KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE
OI OI LADS
why has football become the main topic in this thread?
never seen this before...
hmmm....
fuuucking united lads, what the hell are we supposed to do? LVG out?
>>25336872
she looks brain dead in that photo
>>25336930
Fernando "better than zidane" Ruzo will lead city to the premier league title lad
>>25336932
sack van gaal
get mourinho
give him a blank cheque
win the premier league
>>25336894
character in some new york city american comedy by some short zany jewish director who casts himself in his films so he can flirt with qts.
>>25336932
Just face it, without Fergie you are gonna be Liverpool 2.0
>>25336973
oh cheers lid
Did you see that ludacris display last night?
'There's good self-consciousness, and then there's toxic, paralyzing, raped-by-psychic-Bedouins self-consciousness.'
im literally about to go insane lads
>>25336982
united make too much money from pakis and indians for that to happen they will be complete shit if they get giggs in instead of a real manager though
>>25336853
Smithdown is "daddy bought me my first house in a slightly worse area than I grew up in" tier.
I've always said Liverpool has 2 great teams, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.
>>25337000
What was Wenger thinking sending Wilcott on that early?
>>25336959
Mourinho at Man U with unlimited money would be enough for me to get properly into football
>>25337027
The thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
well the footie nandos lads have infested brit, see you guys on friday once these degenerates are out on the pull wearing their sweet nike huaraches
>>25337023
>he's a red
good lad
>>25337027
fuck off with this shite excuse for "banter" lads, get out of my thread
>>25337059
>>25337023
>>96
>>25337055
>going out on a friday and not a saturday
zzzzzz
if you think jack 'no knees' wilshere is good gtfo
>>25337086
>>25337027
>>25337019
>>25336959
>>25336910
>>25336838
>>25336676
>>25336558
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.69% content).
cant stop fapping to tranny porn
zzzzzzz
official best players in the premier league this season
1.) mahrez
2.) ozil
3.) vardy
4.) lukaku
5.) fernanindho
99999999999.) ramsey
I live in Tadcaster, ask me anything. If you live up North, you'll know why.
>>25337133
>mahrez
lmao
u kno nothing about football lad
wish my dog didnt have cancer
zzzzzzz
>>25337152
fuck off lad hes having the greatest single club season since maradona won the league with napoli, please tell me who you thinks better
>>25337133
>No De Brown
Boyfriend got me these new leggings for christmas, what do you guys think?
>>25337169
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.09% content).
>>25337113
>Hand autist is back
>>25337166
rah rahhhhh
>>25337180
>dutch city bandwaggoner
TSUUUUUUUUUU
>>25337192
why did you just post the entrance to liverpools training ground, whats your point?
>>25337186
you look like the fat bird at rooster teeth
>>25337095
word, crock of shit
>>25337133
>fernandinho
>no payet
>>25337152
Mahrez has been amazing
>>25337211
this nigga knows whats up
get BTFO jon
who /browse4chanforthepictures/ here?
I've been browsing for 5 years and only just started reading posts.
>>25337196
what???
>>25337211
>word, crock of shit
Wilshere is top 10 midfielder in the world, just wait for him to get back 100% fitness
>>25337211
>greentexting fernanindho
Best player in the league but the box to box baboon yaya and the invisible silva let him down
>>25337271
>>25337271
>>25337271
New thread boiz
>>25337245
>Wilshere is top 10 midfielder in the world, just wait for him to get back 100% fitness
lmao, this post literally made me laugh out loud. get the fuck outta here lad
>>25337133
now rate your favvy nandos menu choices, goin down there in a bit with gazza but i'll be too busy laying out sick bants to get picky
>>25337186
I think no amount of hormone therapy will disguise your manly chin
