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Lads... Football, really?
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is there anything better than posh slags
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>>25337279

>>25337245
^GET M U R K E D
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>>25337271
arsenal a shit
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>Jack Wilshere

Didn't know he still played. He could deffo do a job in the Championship.
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City BTFO leicester edition

>>25337279
fuck off lad name 10 midfielders better than him
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>>25337271

Brother home from uni used my special mug AGAIN.

I get told off by my Mum if I dare touch any of his stolen pub glasses.

>he's not fussy like you

Yes he fucking his, cunt.
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Fuck your stupid britfeel threads. While we're at it, why don't we make a feel thread for every other fucking country.

Fuck you.
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Wilshere against Barca is better than any performance Ramsey has and will ever have

>>25337315
fuck off lad this is the footy thread
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Is jelqing a complete ruse?
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>>25337320
stay mad, kid

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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hahahah great image
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I just interrupted from a wank five fucking times.

I'm moving out.
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>>25337320
>While we're at it, why don't we make a feel thread for every other fucking country.

Good idea bud, you start. Go alphabetically, once you get to M i'll take over.
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>>25337351
>not carrying on and staring at whoever interrupts in the eyes while you finish

what you reckon score for tonight lads?

3-1 city for me the leicester meme is ending
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Who /foxes/ here?

I'm a lifelong fan good to see us finally doing well
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Is that lad who said he was going to talk about his waifu at his counselling/therapy session thing a while ago here


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>>25337341
>>25337371
What makes the brits special then cunts? Why a thread for specifically you only?
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>>25337414
there are a lot of brits on 4chan the majority of which are sad cunts
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>tfw Leeds fan
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>>25337433
But there's also a lot of other nationality users that are sad cunts too. What makes you special?
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>>25337320

Go make your own thread then prick.

American culture is quite different to other anglo nations.

Australia / NZ / Canada just don't have large enough populations compared to us Brits.
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>>25337459
we have our own thread :^)
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>>25337459
>What makes you special?
our superior meme culture
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Can you increase sexual stamina through repeated edging?
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>>25337414
>>25337320
So salty kek just close your screen nigga haha
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>>25337475
Sadly nobody actually cares about your tea and biscuits shit-hole excuse for a country. Fuck off and die.
>>25337482
Then let's have a thread for everyone else shall we.
>>25337501
Resort to meme culture because there really is nothing special about you :^)

Thread successfully derailed and baited.
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>>25337475
>American culture is quite different to other anglo nations.
Please no, there are too many cuckolding/BBC threads on this board already.
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>>25337531
>cuckolding

How did you do that?
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Mummy is bringing me home a chippy and im almost completely rid of this nasty flu
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>>25337414
>What makes the brits special then cunts?

Nothing... I've literally just agreed with you that you should make threads for every nationality... can you read?
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>>25337549
Jelly desu I was gunna stop at chippy today on the way home but decided to save my money. My mum made me salmon, chips and mushy peas when I came home but it is not the same.
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>>25337549
Can I kiss your feet when you lay in bed all full from the chippy?
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>>25337531
Thought you where talking about the BBC for a second they cuck the country for tv licence on the yearly and make it a criminal offence not to pay for there bias programming
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>>25337591
Bit gay m8, dial it back
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>>25337549
Fug I want a fish 'n chips now. Was getting Dominos tonight but now you've made me fancy a big battered cod instead. If only I was comfortable enough to walk into a chippy and order food without spaghetti-ing, I could do something about it. I wish chippys did delivery.
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>>25337510
I don't think so, because stopping before you're about to cum isn't the same thing as keeping going while not cumming.

Also I haven't noticed any difference over the years.
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>>25337591
O-okay sure anon
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>>25337635
>I wish chippys did delivery.
What are you talking about? Half of my just eat options are chippys m8.
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>>25337661
He doesn't live in London
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>>25337510
I think you can mate. When I wank I wank for over an hour sometimes because there is so much porn I need to get through. When having sex I've never had that problem of jizzing too soon or 'having to think about baseball' I can literally just back until I decide 'okay let's finish this' and then I can jizz.
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haven't brushed my teeth since saturday lads
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wish i was gay so i could cuddle with one of you lads
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>>25337635
Anon kun a lot of chippys do online order through services like just eat, i have ordered many a chippy from my local on the phone app. Its god tier comfort
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>>25337591
Who wants to share a large cod and chips with me then cuddle on the bed~? We can rub each other's full bellies and then hold each other's greasy hands!
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>>25337687
I normally go days without brushing but for some reason I've got to the point where I really can't stand how dirty my mouth feels so I end up brushing mostly every day now even if I'm not going outside.
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>>25337674
I live in a 'literally where?' town in Scotland senpai, this isn't a London/big city exclusive.
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>>25337661
>>25337674
>>25337693
He's right, I'm not a Londoner. I live like half an hour away though, but I have 2 chippies in my town and none of them deliver. Also I doubt any chippies from other towns would deliver as far as where I live, even ones on Just Eat and stuff.
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>>25337687
ffs jon
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>tipped my piss bottle all over my desk
reeeeeee

>>25337718
I really haven't been arsed these past days

>>25337770
?


Had a dream I went bowling with my waifu lads, kept hitting gutter balls and the one time I hit a strike some fat girl stepped over the line and ruined it
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>>25337642
Thanks. I'm gonna kiss the tummy too though.
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>>25337714
what a disconcerting image, you have the makings of a mad poet
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Do you guys get curry sauce with your chips?
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>>25337827
You know you would want to though~
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>>25337864
That stuff is nasty. I tried it after I having currywurst in Germany because it looked similar but they didn't taste similar at all.

Just HP for me.
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Anyone going out for New years?
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>>25337864
Yup. Went round my brother's house the other day and he had curry sauce in a bottle, think it was Heinz. I didn't know that was a thing, and now I really want some.
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>>25337930
Might be going to see a Panto on NYE with my chums. We're gonna get smashed before and then go see Aladdin. It's gonna go kanpeki, I can already tell.
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>>25337930
me n ur ma
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haven't eaten real food for over 48 hours

had nothing but raisins, crisps, a chocolate bar and water

mums fault tbph, should have cooked
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>>25337864
Amsterdam has curry ketchup. CURRY. KETCHUP.

Best invention ever, 10/10 would recommend.
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>>25337930
I'm going to invite >>25337886 to mine for his choice of takeaway.
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I fucking hate anime fags
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>>25337951
this sounds lame. you sound like a fat person who probably finds little britain hilarious
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>>25337956
Just learn 2 cook, you scrub. It's not that hard, even for NEETs like us. Cook pasta or a sandwich or something. Look it up online if you have to.
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>>25337951
Going away with some buddies for a couple of nights. It will be fanny galore!

>>25337953
okm8
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>All this anime
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>>25338010
>cook a sandwich

u wot m8
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>>25338015
more time 2 shag ur ma den
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>>25337989
Yay! How does Chinese sound? Or perhaps a sloppy kebab?
>>25337994
You're on a Peruvian calligraphy board, deal with it
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>>25338030
Its called a cheese toastie mate
Or a grilled cheese if ur a yank
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>>25338057
I just told her some guy from the internet says he's going to shag you and she said she doesn't have sex with weirdos.

Sorry mate.
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>>25337996
>being bonger
>not finding Little Britain at least a little funny
>also pun pun~ i'm not fat you're fat
And I haven't been to a panto for about 10 years so we'll literally be a group of drunk giggling 20 somethings in a sea of scared kids and pissed off mothers. It'll be a memory to cherish.
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CARLOS HAD A DREAM
TO BUILD A FOOTBALL TEAM

>tfw massive
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>>25338108
im not a weirdo

dont call me that again please
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>>25338137
don't forget your fedoras edgelord
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gonna brush my teeth i think
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>>25338156
You from Sheffield? Doncaster here.
>>25338164
Her words, not mine.
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>>25338108
why does she shag you then
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>>25337320

I'm feeling really shitty and angry with myself, but I'm not a tenth of how mad you are.

Stay mad, get fucked, and piss off JF.
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>>25338093
Not a sandwich then is it
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>>25338198
NO I JUST LIKE THE SONG

>>25338184
dont do it lad
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>>25338137
You sound like a right bellend

>oc
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PARANOIA PARANOIA EVERYBODIES OUT TO GET ME
JUST SAY YOU NEVER MET ME
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>>25338198
tell ur mum not to be so mean :(
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marcus > luke > pete >>>>>> jim
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>>25338175
Then we're going to kill them all and burn the place down, nothing personell!!
please do not raid MI5, am not ISIS
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>>25337475
Ausfags sometimes throw a thread up on the weekends.

Too many normies/stoners/soc meetup people.

I prefer lurking Britfeel.

The UK is like a colder more crowded dystopic Australia, makes me feel comfy.
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>>25338247
Eh, not going to deny that. But I'd rather be a bellend and have bellend friends than be one on my own
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>>25338313
You're welcome here any time, honourary anglo.
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>>25338030
Yeah you know, cook an sandwich

Just whack it in the oven pham
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>>25338287
omg fuck off jon nobody cares about football
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>>25338217
Define a sandwich
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>>25338323
That's a lack of character that is
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>>25338413
fuck off pva you melt
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>>25338442
An item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.
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>>25338442
this is definitely an original sandwich comment
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>>25337864
grim lad

i just douse mine with vinegar, I'd use more but the smell overpowers people so I can only use half the bottle when no one else is arround. My bellend also now smells of vinegar permanently, not sure if the two are related desu
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Fuck sake lads, beyond traumatic event just now, nearly got mugged for my kebab.

>little bit pissed
>get a large kebab on the way home
>go to cross the road back to my place
>guy in a hoodie crossing from opposite side
>he sees my kebab
>"you gonna eat all that you greedy fuck?"
>know if I show fear I'll get beat up
>"yeah, of course m8"
>"not if I ave some you aint"
>guy pulls a fucking knife on me for my kebab
>bricking it on the inside but manage to keep my spaghetti contained
>just say "nah m8" and turn my back on him and walk away
>almost certain I'm gonna get shanked in the back
>tfw he just calls me a dickhead and walks on

Don't know why I pay to keep the fucking streetlights on, if anything it just makes my kebab more visible to muggers desu.
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>tfw no comfy old school runescape britfeel clanchat
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>>25338688
where do you live where kebab related stabbing is a possibility? christ
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>>25338726
Probably London and it was probably a filthy nigger.
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>>25338688
I would have used my extensive knowledge of krav maga to disarm this knife wielding thug and detained him whilst I called the authorities

He would soon think twice about trying to mug someone's kebab again that's for sure!
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>>25338688
Haha fair play you handled that really well

>chavs
>mugging people for kebabs at knife point

And people still call me crazy for wanting to introduce the goblin cull

Where abouts are you from?
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>>25338688
>get a knife pulled on you
>turn your back to him

You suicidal madman
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>>25338791
south devon
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>>25338890

Plymouth right? I'm a Devon guy myself and nothing like that ever, ever happens here. Plymouth is a fucking hole. It's got to be either Plymouth or somewhere in Torbay where all the Northerners fucked it up.
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>>25338473
Nah, I still have my individualism. We're nothing special, but it's nice to be nothing special together. Kind of like r9k, really.
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>>25338726

Dartford

>>25338791

Honestly, the kebab shop was next to us, he could have mugged me for the money and bought his own.
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>>25338920
nah not plymouth
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>>25338688
Aw, maybe you should've just given him some.
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>>25338548
fuck off ewan
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>>25338953
>he thinks it was about the kebab

It's about power, same as rape
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>>25339018
fuck off starstar
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So wait was this kebab thing in Devon or not? There isn't a dartford in devon.
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>>25339037
fuck off paki dave
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>>25339044

Dartford, near London mate.
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>>25339044
Dunno what that plebs on about, it was devon.
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>>25339021
I don't know about you but I'd kill for a kebab. If I were to rape somebody, I'd do it because I want to bust a nut. Sure I'd feel powerful committing both acts, but fuck I would also just really like that kebab/minge.
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>>25339117

Where? I'm from Exmouth.
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>>25339119
Rape is never about sex
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IM IN CUMBRIA SEND HELP
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>>25339139
It's about spending quality time together
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>>25338688
Fucking hell mate that's grim, good lad for not dying thoughh
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>>25339117

>pretending to be scummy enough to be kebab mugged

Sorry mate, but you just don't get that level of degeneracy that far away from London.
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>>25337320

The clogwogs sometimes make /Nedervoel/ and we don't complain. Now piss off faggot.
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>>25339205

I'm inclined to agree, there are scummy parts down here, but that kind of shit just doesn't happen.
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>>25339198

Come on lads, football?
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>>25338201
why lad? what is it?
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>>25337414
Dude SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP POSTING HERE
Jesus fucking Christ you're a stupid whiny little cunt
Let the Brits have a thread, they're better than anything you've ever posted
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>>25339205
>>25339228

Dartford is in Kent and its just a big of a shithole as London, if not more so
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>>25339236
grow up you scruffy meff
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>>25339236
if u don't wanna talk about it, which I don't etiehr, then talk about something else.
don't make another thread u fagt.
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>>25339160
YER FUCKED LAD
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>>25339236
>making another thread

Stop shitting up the board to appease your autism desu anon, no one has been chatting about football for an hour
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>>25339265
Shut the fuck up wyvern you cunt, you ain't even a brit.
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>>25339270
jon

>>25339276
raf
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>>25339296
He's deleted it?
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>>25339302
BTFO desu
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I LOVE FOOTBALL
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>tfw Canadian
>tfw have Chelsea shit in my house anyway

fuck football desu lads
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>>25339317
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A POWER POD
PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS
THERE'S A STAR IN EVERYONE
A HERO IN YOUR HANDS
THEY'RE THE GREATEST PLAYERS
FROM THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LAND
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>>25339317

fuck off jon nobody cares
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>>25339160
Hahahaha drown ya Northnigger
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Anyone else have parents who just flat refuse to take anything seriously?

>Got fired today
>Text my parents after it happened
>Accidentally misspelled because of shaking with sadness
>text 'I am sorry but I have been fired from my joob'
>they haven't consoled me
>just been making fun of me for spelling job wrong
>telling me I'll just have to go to the joobcentre plus
>telling me it'll be OK and I'll find my dream joob
>keep calling me a joobless loser

Why do I even bother?
Normies hate me.
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What vidya you playing tonight, lads?

I bought that new Rainbow six game and whilst it's ok the loading screens are never ending and the matchmaking it utter shit. Probably gonna get a refund.

Guess I'll stick to FTL.
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>>25338688
well done for handling it so well lad, must have caught him off guard. i've always assumed muggers are pretty nervous when they do it so if it doesn't go right their spaghetti falls out and they just sorta give up. once i ran and once i didn't really do anything and the guy sperged and ran himself lol.

although it's funny to imagine if he had shanked you, imagine your family seeing that you just went 'nah m8' and turned around and got stuck in the neck kek
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>>25339370
What'd you get fired for?
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>>25339268

This guy knows what's up

Kent is death, Kent is scum
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>>25339370
What was ur joob?
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>>25339370
Why were you fired?

They're probably trying to lift your spirits because they know you're a weirdo who assumes compliments are backhanded insults
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>>25339385
finished witcher 3 last week and just bought final fantasy 7 and ori and the blind forest on sale
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>>25339370
>joob
Joob
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>>25339370
Your parents sound sound desu mate my parents take everything I say super serous I can't ever have a laugh or a joke with them.
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>select all images with street names
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>>25339370
>having a joob
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>>25339415
>joob
>Joob
JOOB
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>>25339370

And they don't even have JobCenter/Dole threads on /tv/ anymore to make jobseeking actually entertaining and fun.

Suffering and despair
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>>25339370
good banter by your parents there lad why you upset you soft cunt
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>>25338920
>tfw you're taunton lad and you come in britfeel and see devon lad getting livid about the halfway house northerners ruining our pleasant land
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>>25339416
>sound sound desu mate
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>>25339387
When I was 16 these two chavs tried to mug my mate, my mate went to get his phone out to give it to them because he is a pussy and they were 'fuck he's got a knife!!' and ran off when he went into his pocket...

Another one of my mate's is a boxer, three chavs tried to mug him again when we were about 16, he beat the shit out of two of them and the other one ran away.
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>>25339416
This I don't think I've ever had a conversation with my parents where they weren't whinging at me

>Anon you need to do this
>Anon why haven't you done that
>Anon I'm going to repeat the same thing I've told you 4 times today already for another 15 minutes over and over again

No fun allowed.
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>>25339473

If it makes it better for you, i'm the same guy and I remember you.
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What tunes is /britfeel/ blaring right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHs99iVpnXU
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>>25339528

lol yeah, i could tell it was you. good to see you lad. now we melt back into anonymous ether...

oxlobx cos i typod first time and deleted
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>>25339565
Anyone else /tribal/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVlnZyIG6M
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>leave 4chan for a year
>come back
>cuckold porn everywhere and people calling each other cucks for no good reason

someone please explain
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>>25339675

Cuck is the new... the new... fuck, what came before cuck?
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>>25339675
I think it came from /tv/ with people pretending Louis CK was a literal cuckold (watching his wife get the BBC) because he was always joking about white people doing silly things
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>>25339708
Autism / autist / autistic
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>>25339565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
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>>25339722
Was that before or after fedora?
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>>25339717

>I think it came from /tv/

This wouldn't surprise me at all.
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>>25339708
Fedora, probably.

>>25339717
it's older than that, it's from FYAD
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>>25339675
it was already going a year ago desu but the MRAs and stormfront types pretty much invaded and now it's the 'in' thing to be a mix of elliot rodger and hitler. britfeel is pretty well insulated against it because we're not as stupid as fat american manchildren
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>>25339771

>he doesn't know more than half of britfeel is americans pretending to be brits
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>>25339708
cuck is the new faggot, since being gay is cool now
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>>25339784
>that one american who still believes this to be the case
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>>25339406
>>25339388
I worked at Argos, got fired for 3 incidents of 'serious misconduct with customers' over 3 months. None were that bad

1st one I called a customer a cunt when they made fun of my weight with some bullshit joke about the buttons on the stock checking machines not being big enough for my fingers
2nd one I accidentally dropped a customers TV and it smashed
3rd one (today) I tried to make a female customer by asking if she checked the number of available men with the stock checker and implying there was one and that I am that one

Not fair at all
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>>25339565


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbNEdIGKurA

Literal GOAT punk band
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>>25339828

I have it on good authority.
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>>25339833
lad, even calling a customer a cunt is enough to get fired... it's fair dos though, i was the same and had too much mouth for retail, but dont pretend you werent askin for the boot
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>>25339833
That's tight about the TV thing but the other two are hilarious how could you think you wouldn't get sacked for that lol
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>Tfw trying to get drunk but it's so cold it makes drinking cold beverages difficult

Fuck off fucking shit cold weather trying to impair my alcoholism
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>>25339565
>had my first serious "I've fucked up my life irreversibly" thoughts yesterday
>been listening to slow-ass music like this most of today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UlTJR9FY8Y

Feels strange, lads.
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>>25339876
Er no it isn't. It's a privilege to use a store, not a right. You can treat the customer like shit, they should be thankful they're allowed to shop at your store.
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>>25339923
How'd you fuck it up bro? How old?
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>>25339923
what did you do lad, or was it just realisation about lazy life
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>>25339941
...nah mate, you get fired if you call a customer a cunt at a chain shop like argos, end of. it's not about what's fair or not. you're not runnin a fucking family shop lad
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>>25339784
The thread completely dies at night despite the yanks still being active, please fuck off
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>>25339941
That's now how it works in the real world though mate. You're expected to bend over backwards because muh customer service
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>>25339975
>>25339982
You guys need to learn that your boss doesn't control you and needs to be told to fuck off once in a while.
If you're a hard worker he won't be able to fire you out of spite, and if he does you can do him and the company with the unions.
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>>25339941
>Er no it isn't. It's a privilege to use a store, not a right. You can treat the customer like shit, they should be thankful they're allowed to shop at your store.
This is absolutely true. If you own the store. If not, you're an employee and better suck it up.
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>>25340021
Sounds like you've been reading too much of the Guardian.
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>>25339675
it's the latest derogatory platitude used to discredit someone with minimal effort. previous include u mad, autism, fedora etc
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>>25340021
work in a fucking shop before you waffle on like that mate x
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>>25339944
20 I know it's young but in today's climate it really does feel like it.

>>25339948
Nothing specific, just a combination of
>doing a degree I hate that won't get me anywhere with my social skills (management and marketing)
>having no work experience at all because I was a fucking idiot when I was younger
>that same reason is also now leading to shit like Tinnitus and fucked up teeth
>the fact I've been in uni for a year and a half yet haven't made any true friends
and a large dose of irrational thinking. I'd go to my uni's counselor but I don't want anyone finding out as I don't want to worry my family.
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>>25337886
fuck off tilde

originality
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>>25340061
>you need to experience the life of a pleb to give advice
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>>25340078
how can u possibly give advice on working in a shop and talk over people who have done if u haven't worked in one lad. instead of moving the goalposts maybe just wind your neck in
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>>25340095
I worked in shops, never called anyone a cunt, intentionally broke their purchases or make creepy stalkerish comments to their face.

Also never got fired from one. Funny how that works.
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I have a mental health assessment thing coming up, there is also talk of going to see a nurse prescriber or something. Anyone got any meds that aren't SSRIs on the NHS? Or are there any actual good ones i might be able to get for depression/anxiety.
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>>25340120
im on your side mate, youve got confused and quoted the wrong guy. im the one telling 'get your union' lad to be quiet
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>>25340121
>Or are there any actual good ones i might be able to get for depression/anxiety.

Exercise and eating well are the best medicine for these
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>>25340095
>moving the goalposts
What are you on about? I'm telling you how not to be a complete damp rag your entire life and actually stand up for yourself. You're not there to be a slave to any Tom Dick or Harry that walks in.
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>>25340121
i dunno about here in UK but i've heard u can get some cool shit if you prove that SSRIs and ECT don't work, knew a guy in canada who got oxy after going through everything else
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>>25340159
>bring to bear the almightly power of the shelf stacker's trade union

ok m8
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>>25340159
if you want to keep a job in retail for a major chain, yes you are precisely there to be a slave to any tom dick or harry that walks in. fuck me, are you in secondary school?
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gonna warm up some chinese lads

fallout 4 is being played on the tele

sure is cold out, gonna go grab a couple of polish beers since im on my last
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>>25340190
So you want to be a wet lettuce your entire life?
Fine. But don't come here crying about it, this is YOUR decision.
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>>25340167
You mean electro convulsive therapy? because I'd rather not have that.

>>25340147
didn't work out for me, maybe it only helps some people.
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anyone miss the entertainment of a daily update on poleaboo's blog? i miss that. it was like a shit, real-life version of a slice-of-life anime. getting a job at a theme park, developing (imaginary) friendships with the people, the criminal trial looming in the background... miss that desu
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>>25340159
>You're not there to be a slave to any Tom Dick or Harry that walks in.

You literally are though. That's the job. It's not right but it is the truth and if you don't like it don't work in retail.

If you are going to give it back to the customers you need to be a bit more subtle and witty than calling them a cunt.
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>>25340248
fuck off nobody cares about mentally ill pakis
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>>25340225
i'm not one you dickhead, fucking hell. i worked retail when i was too lazy to get a proper job but dole wouldn't let me not work, so i got in trouble and moved on to proper graduate work. you're being shit on (by some other guy too, thanks mate) because you tried to claim that it's not the shelfstacker's lot to take abuse and not dish it back, and that's exactly their lot. it's life in chain retail. get used to being wrong sometimes lad.
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>>25340248
His christmas wish came true. He's dead.
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>>25340270
i don't care about him and he's a massive piece of shit and needs decking for pissing in people's milk, but his blog was a nice bit of light, dumb entertainment. like a 20-minute episode of some shit SOL anime while u eat your tendies
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>>25340263
It's no an insult if they don't know you're insulting them. It's just you being a fedora tipping memester, may as well slag them off on here for all the good it will do.
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>>25340308
nahh, believe it when i see it. ppl are always falsely claiming he's dead.
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>>25340333
He joined ISIS and they beheaded him for wanking to hentai
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Good point for leicester but what was pellegrini thinking putting iheanacho on that late
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>>25340388
i could definitely see him joining isis, but he's too watchlisted to slip through
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>>25340419
he does that every game doesnt he?
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>>25340419
Frijoles was on top form
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>>25340448
yeah his subs are JUST tier desu
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>>25340064

You can always do a conversion lad. I got an English Lit degree and thought much the same as you, then I did a year of computing and got a proper robot job.

Don't worry about work experience, it won't matter much if you have a character reference.
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>>25340419
Are these being generated from a bot or copy/posted from /sp/?
Who the fuck cares about sports here? What a normie thing to do.
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>>25340419
Good for result for Spurs desu its going to be a north London dog fight for the title from February onwards.
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>>25340480
Why don't you use fansubs instead? They're usually more accurate, if fedora-y
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>>25340517
Most posters here follow football because we have nothing else to do with our lives. It's more normie not to follow football desu because that means you have other things to give your life purpose.
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>>25340532
>>25340480
>>25340419

I'm suspicious that there's a bot in here.
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>>25340522
europa will kill spurs

>>25340532
fuck off nerd

>>25340517
football is the only thing I enjoy in life
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>>25340541
football is normie as fuck off
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>>25340514
Can I, though? I don't have the funds to any more than the 4 years I was already doing and I haven't done IT since fucking GCSE when Scratch was the pinnacle of coding.

>character reference

I don't know anyone who could give me one. I could ask one of my lecturers or my tutor or something but I'm so invisible that they wouldn't be able to say anything.

Thanks for replying though, anon.
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witness my repeating digits
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>>25340517
fair opinion and i'll allow it but football is very much a comfort blanket for a lot of us, the familiarity, the way it never ends, is always there, the autistic offshoots like Football Manager addiction, it's got a lot of mileage in it for any NEET with nothing to think about
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>>25340558
Violence is wrong anon. Europa and Spurs should learn to get along and maybe finger each others buttholes
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>>25340613
zzzzzzzzz tez gimmick tez post
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It's all over but the crying...
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>>25340541
>nothing else to do with our lives
Are you implying sports are more important than my weebshit?
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>>25340632
sports are just another kind of weebshit. i personally can't sit through any modern anime because i feel way too pathetic watching nothing but shows aimed at thirteen-year-old schoolchildren dealing with thirteen-year-old schoolchildren, so footy is my poison instead
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>>25340605
It's alright anon, watching sweaty foreign chavs chase each other and putting balls into the box is my comfort blanket too
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>>25340541
>Most posters here follow football
pls go int
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So I just went on /v/ for the first time in years, have I gone mental or does it seem like shitloads of game devs are actual outspoken white man haters on social media or is it /v/ just being retarded?

How can they get away with open hatred in a professional environment?
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>>25338156
WAWAW
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>>25338688
>you gonna eat all that you greedy fuck?"
>"not if I ave some you aint"
Can't stop laughing. Was he gonna settle for a handful of doner meat after you didn't visibly pish yourself?
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>>25340680
v really tunnels in on a pretty small but loud minority of tumblr-tier game devs for things like undertale. if you actually take a step back and look at the games industry they're a tiny little section. it's just the redpill politicisation bullshit at work, just like it is on r9k. they're like daily mail readers, they just obsess over a specific thing they hate and work themselves into frenzies over it.
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>>25340680
Its not sexism when its against men, you shitlord.

The 'indie' scene and the big media sites have colluded to make it impossible not to do those things or you get hounded out for not hating men enough
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>>25338156
CARLOS HAD A DREAM
TO BUILD A FOOTBALL TEAM
WE HAD NO PLAYERS SO WE HAD TO SIGN THEM ON LOOOOAN
WE PLAY FROM THE BAAACK
WITH JOAO IN ATAAACK
WE'RE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK!
DE-DE DE-DE DE-DE
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>brother spits his toothepaste in the sink without rinsing
>brother inserts his anus or whatever it is medicine into his arse without squirting air freshener

I've had enough lads, he can't fuck off soon enough.
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>>25340680
Games journalism is a leftist circlejerk and they get away with it because whenever someone criticises them it just gets turned around into "you hate women".

>>25340717
>small but loud minority
Maybe so, but they're the only ones who have the ear of the UN
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>yfw you realise old men who think the piddly muslim population are gonna take over the UK are exactly the same as angry nerds who think the piddly SJW population are gonna take over the games industry
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>>25340680
>>25340717
Been a /v/irgin for 8 years, seen a lot of shit go down over the years, seen a lot of changes in the gaming industry

It's true. All of it. The SJW panderers, the dev sell outs. They're real.
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>>25340766
>Games journalism is a leftist circlejerk and they get away with it because whenever someone criticises them it just gets turned around into "you hate women".

gaming journalism is a joke mate, I got my BA in journalism last year and during my time at uni whenever someone mentioned 'video game journalism' they just got confused or condescending looks from the lecturers
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>>25340766
let them talk, it doesn't go anywhere. they can keep making games pandering to their fanbase, CDPR can keep making theirs, activision can keep making theirs, it all goes on and on. same as politics. muslims aren't really gonna put sharia law on the streets. people just get so worked up about the stuff they hate they get all paranoid. maybe it's a modern thing resulting from the way internet presence can make other cultures or people seem ubiquitous. i dunno.

sjw gaming sidenote, did anyone see those ASMR vids of undertale characters fucking their gay lovers and shit. holy crap that made me cringe
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