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Lads... Football, really?
is there anything better than posh slags
>>25337279
>>25337245
^GET M U R K E D
>>25337271
arsenal a shit
>Jack Wilshere
Didn't know he still played. He could deffo do a job in the Championship.
City BTFO leicester edition
>>25337279
fuck off lad name 10 midfielders better than him
>>25337271
Brother home from uni used my special mug AGAIN.
I get told off by my Mum if I dare touch any of his stolen pub glasses.
>he's not fussy like you
Yes he fucking his, cunt.
Fuck your stupid britfeel threads. While we're at it, why don't we make a feel thread for every other fucking country.
Fuck you.
Wilshere against Barca is better than any performance Ramsey has and will ever have
>>25337315
fuck off lad this is the footy thread
Is jelqing a complete ruse?
>>25337320
stay mad, kid
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
hahahah great image
I just interrupted from a wank five fucking times.
I'm moving out.
>>25337320
>While we're at it, why don't we make a feel thread for every other fucking country.
Good idea bud, you start. Go alphabetically, once you get to M i'll take over.
>>25337351
>not carrying on and staring at whoever interrupts in the eyes while you finish
what you reckon score for tonight lads?
3-1 city for me the leicester meme is ending
Who /foxes/ here?
I'm a lifelong fan good to see us finally doing well
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Is that lad who said he was going to talk about his waifu at his counselling/therapy session thing a while ago here
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>>25337341
>>25337371
What makes the brits special then cunts? Why a thread for specifically you only?
>>25337414
there are a lot of brits on 4chan the majority of which are sad cunts
>tfw Leeds fan
>>25337433
But there's also a lot of other nationality users that are sad cunts too. What makes you special?
>>25337320
Go make your own thread then prick.
American culture is quite different to other anglo nations.
Australia / NZ / Canada just don't have large enough populations compared to us Brits.
>>25337459
we have our own thread :^)
>>25337459
>What makes you special?
our superior meme culture
Can you increase sexual stamina through repeated edging?
>>25337414
>>25337320
So salty kek just close your screen nigga haha
>>25337475
Sadly nobody actually cares about your tea and biscuits shit-hole excuse for a country. Fuck off and die.
>>25337482
Then let's have a thread for everyone else shall we.
>>25337501
Resort to meme culture because there really is nothing special about you :^)
Thread successfully derailed and baited.
>>25337475
>American culture is quite different to other anglo nations.
Please no, there are too many cuckolding/BBC threads on this board already.
>>25337531
>cuckolding
How did you do that?
Mummy is bringing me home a chippy and im almost completely rid of this nasty flu
>>25337414
>What makes the brits special then cunts?
Nothing... I've literally just agreed with you that you should make threads for every nationality... can you read?
>>25337549
Jelly desu I was gunna stop at chippy today on the way home but decided to save my money. My mum made me salmon, chips and mushy peas when I came home but it is not the same.
>>25337549
Can I kiss your feet when you lay in bed all full from the chippy?
>>25337531
Thought you where talking about the BBC for a second they cuck the country for tv licence on the yearly and make it a criminal offence not to pay for there bias programming
>>25337591
Bit gay m8, dial it back
>>25337549
Fug I want a fish 'n chips now. Was getting Dominos tonight but now you've made me fancy a big battered cod instead. If only I was comfortable enough to walk into a chippy and order food without spaghetti-ing, I could do something about it. I wish chippys did delivery.
>>25337510
I don't think so, because stopping before you're about to cum isn't the same thing as keeping going while not cumming.
Also I haven't noticed any difference over the years.
>>25337591
O-okay sure anon
>>25337635
>I wish chippys did delivery.
What are you talking about? Half of my just eat options are chippys m8.
>>25337661
He doesn't live in London
>>25337510
I think you can mate. When I wank I wank for over an hour sometimes because there is so much porn I need to get through. When having sex I've never had that problem of jizzing too soon or 'having to think about baseball' I can literally just back until I decide 'okay let's finish this' and then I can jizz.
haven't brushed my teeth since saturday lads
wish i was gay so i could cuddle with one of you lads
>>25337635
Anon kun a lot of chippys do online order through services like just eat, i have ordered many a chippy from my local on the phone app. Its god tier comfort
>>25337591
Who wants to share a large cod and chips with me then cuddle on the bed~? We can rub each other's full bellies and then hold each other's greasy hands!
>>25337687
I normally go days without brushing but for some reason I've got to the point where I really can't stand how dirty my mouth feels so I end up brushing mostly every day now even if I'm not going outside.
>>25337674
I live in a 'literally where?' town in Scotland senpai, this isn't a London/big city exclusive.
>>25337661
>>25337674
>>25337693
He's right, I'm not a Londoner. I live like half an hour away though, but I have 2 chippies in my town and none of them deliver. Also I doubt any chippies from other towns would deliver as far as where I live, even ones on Just Eat and stuff.
>>25337687
ffs jon
>tipped my piss bottle all over my desk
reeeeeee
>>25337718
I really haven't been arsed these past days
>>25337770
?
Had a dream I went bowling with my waifu lads, kept hitting gutter balls and the one time I hit a strike some fat girl stepped over the line and ruined it
>>25337642
Thanks.I'm gonna kiss the tummy too though.
>>25337714
what a disconcerting image, you have the makings of a mad poet
Do you guys get curry sauce with your chips?
>>25337827
You know you would want to though~
>>25337864
That stuff is nasty. I tried it after I having currywurst in Germany because it looked similar but they didn't taste similar at all.
Just HP for me.
Anyone going out for New years?
>>25337864
Yup. Went round my brother's house the other day and he had curry sauce in a bottle, think it was Heinz. I didn't know that was a thing, and now I really want some.
>>25337930
Might be going to see a Panto on NYE with my chums. We're gonna get smashed before and then go see Aladdin. It's gonna go kanpeki, I can already tell.
>>25337930
me n ur ma
haven't eaten real food for over 48 hours
had nothing but raisins, crisps, a chocolate bar and water
mums fault tbph, should have cooked
>>25337864
Amsterdam has curry ketchup. CURRY. KETCHUP.
Best invention ever, 10/10 would recommend.
>>25337930
I'm going to invite >>25337886 to mine for his choice of takeaway.
I fucking hate anime fags
>>25337951
this sounds lame. you sound like a fat person who probably finds little britain hilarious
>>25337956
Just learn 2 cook, you scrub. It's not that hard, even for NEETs like us. Cook pasta or a sandwich or something. Look it up online if you have to.
>>25337951
Going away with some buddies for a couple of nights. It will be fanny galore!
>>25337953
okm8
>All this anime
>>25338010
>cook a sandwich
u wot m8
>>25338015
more time 2 shag ur ma den
>>25337989
Yay! How does Chinese sound? Or perhaps a sloppy kebab?
>>25337994
You're on a Peruvian calligraphy board, deal with it
>>25338030
Its called a cheese toastie mate
Or a grilled cheese if ur a yank
>>25338057
I just told her some guy from the internet says he's going to shag you and she said she doesn't have sex with weirdos.
Sorry mate.
>>25337996
>being bonger
>not finding Little Britain at least a little funny
>also pun pun~ i'm not fat you're fat
And I haven't been to a panto for about 10 years so we'll literally be a group of drunk giggling 20 somethings in a sea of scared kids and pissed off mothers. It'll be a memory to cherish.
CARLOS HAD A DREAM
TO BUILD A FOOTBALL TEAM
>tfw massive
>>25338108
im not a weirdo
dont call me that again please
>>25338137
don't forget your fedoras edgelord
gonna brush my teeth i think
>>25338156
You from Sheffield? Doncaster here.
>>25338164
Her words, not mine.
>>25338108
why does she shag you then
>>25337320
I'm feeling really shitty and angry with myself, but I'm not a tenth of how mad you are.
Stay mad, get fucked, and piss off JF.
>>25338093
Not a sandwich then is it
>>25338198
NO I JUST LIKE THE SONG
>>25338184
dont do it lad
>>25338137
You sound like a right bellend
>oc
PARANOIA PARANOIA EVERYBODIES OUT TO GET ME
JUST SAY YOU NEVER MET ME
>>25338198
tell ur mum not to be so mean :(
marcus > luke > pete >>>>>> jim
>>25338175
Then we're going to kill them all and burn the place down, nothing personell!!please do not raid MI5, am not ISIS
>>25337475
Ausfags sometimes throw a thread up on the weekends.
Too many normies/stoners/soc meetup people.
I prefer lurking Britfeel.
The UK is like a colder more crowded dystopic Australia, makes me feel comfy.
>>25338247
Eh, not going to deny that. But I'd rather be a bellend and have bellend friends than be one on my own
>>25338313
You're welcome here any time, honourary anglo.
>>25338030
Yeah you know, cook an sandwich
Just whack it in the oven pham
>>25338287
omg fuck off jon nobody cares about football
>>25338217
Define a sandwich
>>25338323
That's a lack of character that is
>>25338413
fuck off pva you melt
>>25338442
An item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.
>>25338442
this is definitely an original sandwich comment
>>25337864
grim lad
i just douse mine with vinegar, I'd use more but the smell overpowers people so I can only use half the bottle when no one else is arround. My bellend also now smells of vinegar permanently, not sure if the two are related desu
Fuck sake lads, beyond traumatic event just now, nearly got mugged for my kebab.
>little bit pissed
>get a large kebab on the way home
>go to cross the road back to my place
>guy in a hoodie crossing from opposite side
>he sees my kebab
>"you gonna eat all that you greedy fuck?"
>know if I show fear I'll get beat up
>"yeah, of course m8"
>"not if I ave some you aint"
>guy pulls a fucking knife on me for my kebab
>bricking it on the inside but manage to keep my spaghetti contained
>just say "nah m8" and turn my back on him and walk away
>almost certain I'm gonna get shanked in the back
>tfw he just calls me a dickhead and walks on
Don't know why I pay to keep the fucking streetlights on, if anything it just makes my kebab more visible to muggers desu.
>tfw no comfy old school runescape britfeel clanchat
>>25338688
where do you live where kebab related stabbing is a possibility? christ
>>25338726
Probably London and it was probably a filthy nigger.
>>25338688
I would have used my extensive knowledge of krav maga to disarm this knife wielding thug and detained him whilst I called the authorities
He would soon think twice about trying to mug someone's kebab again that's for sure!
>>25338688
Haha fair play you handled that really well
>chavs
>mugging people for kebabs at knife point
And people still call me crazy for wanting to introduce the goblin cull
Where abouts are you from?
>>25338688
>get a knife pulled on you
>turn your back to him
You suicidal madman
>>25338791
south devon
>>25338890
Plymouth right? I'm a Devon guy myself and nothing like that ever, ever happens here. Plymouth is a fucking hole. It's got to be either Plymouth or somewhere in Torbay where all the Northerners fucked it up.
>>25338473
Nah, I still have my individualism. We're nothing special, but it's nice to be nothing special together. Kind of like r9k, really.
>>25338726
Dartford
>>25338791
Honestly, the kebab shop was next to us, he could have mugged me for the money and bought his own.
>>25338920
nah not plymouth
>>25338688
Aw, maybe you should've just given him some.
>>25338548
fuck off ewan
>>25338953
>he thinks it was about the kebab
It's about power, same as rape
>>25339018
fuck off starstar
So wait was this kebab thing in Devon or not? There isn't a dartford in devon.
>>25339037
fuck off paki dave
>>25339044
Dartford, near London mate.
>>25339044
Dunno what that plebs on about, it was devon.
>>25339021
I don't know about you but I'd kill for a kebab. If I were to rape somebody, I'd do it because I want to bust a nut. Sure I'd feel powerful committing both acts, but fuck I would also just really like that kebab/minge.
>>25339117
Where? I'm from Exmouth.
>>25339119
Rape is never about sex
IM IN CUMBRIA SEND HELP
>>25339139
It's about spending quality time together
>>25338688
Fucking hell mate that's grim, good lad for not dying thoughh
>>25339117
>pretending to be scummy enough to be kebab mugged
Sorry mate, but you just don't get that level of degeneracy that far away from London.
>>25337320
The clogwogs sometimes make /Nedervoel/ and we don't complain. Now piss off faggot.
>>25339205
I'm inclined to agree, there are scummy parts down here, but that kind of shit just doesn't happen.
>>25339198
Come on lads, football?
>>25338201
why lad? what is it?
>>25337414
Dude SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP POSTING HERE
Jesus fucking Christ you're a stupid whiny little cunt
Let the Brits have a thread, they're better than anything you've ever posted
>>25339205
>>25339228
Dartford is in Kent and its just a big of a shithole as London, if not more so
>>25339236
grow up you scruffy meff
>>25339236
if u don't wanna talk about it, which I don't etiehr, then talk about something else.
don't make another thread u fagt.
>>25339160
YER FUCKED LAD
>>25339236
>making another thread
Stop shitting up the board to appease your autism desu anon, no one has been chatting about football for an hour
>>25339265
Shut the fuck up wyvern you cunt, you ain't even a brit.
>>25339270
jon
>>25339276
raf
>>25339296
He's deleted it?
>>25339302
BTFO desu
I LOVE FOOTBALL
>tfw Canadian
>tfw have Chelsea shit in my house anyway
fuck football desu lads
>>25339317
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A POWER POD
PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS
THERE'S A STAR IN EVERYONE
A HERO IN YOUR HANDS
THEY'RE THE GREATEST PLAYERS
FROM THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LAND
>>25339317
fuck off jon nobody cares
>>25339160
Hahahaha drown ya Northnigger
Anyone else have parents who just flat refuse to take anything seriously?
>Got fired today
>Text my parents after it happened
>Accidentally misspelled because of shaking with sadness
>text 'I am sorry but I have been fired from my joob'
>they haven't consoled me
>just been making fun of me for spelling job wrong
>telling me I'll just have to go to the joobcentre plus
>telling me it'll be OK and I'll find my dream joob
>keep calling me a joobless loser
Why do I even bother?
Normies hate me.
What vidya you playing tonight, lads?
I bought that new Rainbow six game and whilst it's ok the loading screens are never ending and the matchmaking it utter shit. Probably gonna get a refund.
Guess I'll stick to FTL.
>>25338688
well done for handling it so well lad, must have caught him off guard. i've always assumed muggers are pretty nervous when they do it so if it doesn't go right their spaghetti falls out and they just sorta give up. once i ran and once i didn't really do anything and the guy sperged and ran himself lol.
although it's funny to imagine if he had shanked you, imagine your family seeing that you just went 'nah m8' and turned around and got stuck in the neck kek
>>25339370
What'd you get fired for?
>>25339268
This guy knows what's up
Kent is death, Kent is scum
>>25339370
What was ur joob?
>>25339370
Why were you fired?
They're probably trying to lift your spirits because they know you're a weirdo who assumes compliments are backhanded insults
>>25339385
finished witcher 3 last week and just bought final fantasy 7 and ori and the blind forest on sale
>>25339370
>joob
Joob
>>25339370
Your parents sound sound desu mate my parents take everything I say super serous I can't ever have a laugh or a joke with them.
>select all images with street names
>>25339370
>having a joob
>>25339415
>joob
>Joob
JOOB
>>25339370
And they don't even have JobCenter/Dole threads on /tv/ anymore to make jobseeking actually entertaining and fun.
Suffering and despair
>>25339370
good banter by your parents there lad why you upset you soft cunt
>>25338920
>tfw you're taunton lad and you come in britfeel and see devon lad getting livid about the halfway house northerners ruining our pleasant land
>>25339416
>sound sound desu mate
>>25339387
When I was 16 these two chavs tried to mug my mate, my mate went to get his phone out to give it to them because he is a pussy and they were 'fuck he's got a knife!!' and ran off when he went into his pocket...
Another one of my mate's is a boxer, three chavs tried to mug him again when we were about 16, he beat the shit out of two of them and the other one ran away.
>>25339416
This I don't think I've ever had a conversation with my parents where they weren't whinging at me
>Anon you need to do this
>Anon why haven't you done that
>Anon I'm going to repeat the same thing I've told you 4 times today already for another 15 minutes over and over again
No fun allowed.
>>25339473
If it makes it better for you, i'm the same guy and I remember you.
What tunes is /britfeel/ blaring right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHs99iVpnXU
>>25339528
lol yeah, i could tell it was you. good to see you lad. now we melt back into anonymous ether...oxlobx cos i typod first time and deleted
>>25339565
Anyone else /tribal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVlnZyIG6M
>leave 4chan for a year
>come back
>cuckold porn everywhere and people calling each other cucks for no good reason
someone please explain
>>25339675
Cuck is the new... the new... fuck, what came before cuck?
>>25339675
I think it came from /tv/ with people pretending Louis CK was a literal cuckold (watching his wife get the BBC) because he was always joking about white people doing silly things
>>25339708
Autism / autist / autistic
>>25339565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
>>25339722
Was that before or after fedora?
>>25339717
>I think it came from /tv/
This wouldn't surprise me at all.
>>25339708
Fedora, probably.
>>25339717
it's older than that, it's from FYAD
>>25339675
it was already going a year ago desu but the MRAs and stormfront types pretty much invaded and now it's the 'in' thing to be a mix of elliot rodger and hitler. britfeel is pretty well insulated against it because we're not as stupid as fat american manchildren
>>25339771
>he doesn't know more than half of britfeel is americans pretending to be brits
>>25339708
cuck is the new faggot, since being gay is cool now
>>25339784
>that one american who still believes this to be the case
>>25339406
>>25339388
I worked at Argos, got fired for 3 incidents of 'serious misconduct with customers' over 3 months. None were that bad
1st one I called a customer a cunt when they made fun of my weight with some bullshit joke about the buttons on the stock checking machines not being big enough for my fingers
2nd one I accidentally dropped a customers TV and it smashed
3rd one (today) I tried to make a female customer by asking if she checked the number of available men with the stock checker and implying there was one and that I am that one
Not fair at all
>>25339565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbNEdIGKurA
Literal GOAT punk band
>>25339828
I have it on good authority.
>>25339833
lad, even calling a customer a cunt is enough to get fired... it's fair dos though, i was the same and had too much mouth for retail, but dont pretend you werent askin for the boot
>>25339833
That's tight about the TV thing but the other two are hilarious how could you think you wouldn't get sacked for that lol
>Tfw trying to get drunk but it's so cold it makes drinking cold beverages difficult
Fuck off fucking shit cold weather trying to impair my alcoholism
>>25339565
>had my first serious "I've fucked up my life irreversibly" thoughts yesterday
>been listening to slow-ass music like this most of today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UlTJR9FY8Y
Feels strange, lads.
>>25339876
Er no it isn't. It's a privilege to use a store, not a right. You can treat the customer like shit, they should be thankful they're allowed to shop at your store.
>>25339923
How'd you fuck it up bro? How old?
>>25339923
what did you do lad, or was it just realisation about lazy life
>>25339941
...nah mate, you get fired if you call a customer a cunt at a chain shop like argos, end of. it's not about what's fair or not. you're not runnin a fucking family shop lad
>>25339784
The thread completely dies at night despite the yanks still being active, please fuck off
>>25339941
That's now how it works in the real world though mate. You're expected to bend over backwards because muh customer service
>>25339975
>>25339982
You guys need to learn that your boss doesn't control you and needs to be told to fuck off once in a while.
If you're a hard worker he won't be able to fire you out of spite, and if he does you can do him and the company with the unions.
>>25339941
>Er no it isn't. It's a privilege to use a store, not a right. You can treat the customer like shit, they should be thankful they're allowed to shop at your store.
This is absolutely true. If you own the store. If not, you're an employee and better suck it up.
>>25340021
Sounds like you've been reading too much of the Guardian.
>>25339675
it's the latest derogatory platitude used to discredit someone with minimal effort. previous include u mad, autism, fedora etc
>>25340021
work in a fucking shop before you waffle on like that mate x
>>2533994420I know it's young but in today's climate it really does feel like it.
>>25339948
Nothing specific, just a combination of
>doing a degree I hate that won't get me anywhere with my social skills (management and marketing)
>having no work experience at all because I was a fucking idiot when I was younger
>that same reason is also now leading to shit like Tinnitus and fucked up teeth
>the fact I've been in uni for a year and a half yet haven't made any true friends
and a large dose of irrational thinking. I'd go to my uni's counselor but I don't want anyone finding out as I don't want to worry my family.
>>25337886
fuck off tilde
originality
>>25340061
>you need to experience the life of a pleb to give advice
>>25340078
how can u possibly give advice on working in a shop and talk over people who have done if u haven't worked in one lad. instead of moving the goalposts maybe just wind your neck in
>>25340095
I worked in shops, never called anyone a cunt, intentionally broke their purchases or make creepy stalkerish comments to their face.
Also never got fired from one. Funny how that works.
I have a mental health assessment thing coming up, there is also talk of going to see a nurse prescriber or something. Anyone got any meds that aren't SSRIs on the NHS? Or are there any actual good ones i might be able to get for depression/anxiety.
>>25340120
im on your side mate, youve got confused and quoted the wrong guy. im the one telling 'get your union' lad to be quiet
>>25340121
>Or are there any actual good ones i might be able to get for depression/anxiety.
Exercise and eating well are the best medicine for these
>>25340095
>moving the goalposts
What are you on about? I'm telling you how not to be a complete damp rag your entire life and actually stand up for yourself. You're not there to be a slave to any Tom Dick or Harry that walks in.
>>25340121
i dunno about here in UK but i've heard u can get some cool shit if you prove that SSRIs and ECT don't work, knew a guy in canada who got oxy after going through everything else
>>25340159
>bring to bear the almightly power of the shelf stacker's trade union
ok m8
>>25340159
if you want to keep a job in retail for a major chain, yes you are precisely there to be a slave to any tom dick or harry that walks in. fuck me, are you in secondary school?
gonna warm up some chinese lads
fallout 4 is being played on the tele
sure is cold out, gonna go grab a couple of polish beers since im on my last
>>25340190
So you want to be a wet lettuce your entire life?
Fine. But don't come here crying about it, this is YOUR decision.
>>25340167
You mean electro convulsive therapy? because I'd rather not have that.
>>25340147
didn't work out for me, maybe it only helps some people.
anyone miss the entertainment of a daily update on poleaboo's blog? i miss that. it was like a shit, real-life version of a slice-of-life anime. getting a job at a theme park, developing (imaginary) friendships with the people, the criminal trial looming in the background... miss that desu
>>25340159
>You're not there to be a slave to any Tom Dick or Harry that walks in.
You literally are though. That's the job. It's not right but it is the truth and if you don't like it don't work in retail.
If you are going to give it back to the customers you need to be a bit more subtle and witty than calling them a cunt.
>>25340248
fuck off nobody cares about mentally ill pakis
>>25340225
i'm not one you dickhead, fucking hell. i worked retail when i was too lazy to get a proper job but dole wouldn't let me not work, so i got in trouble and moved on to proper graduate work. you're being shit on (by some other guy too, thanks mate) because you tried to claim that it's not the shelfstacker's lot to take abuse and not dish it back, and that's exactly their lot. it's life in chain retail. get used to being wrong sometimes lad.
>>25340248
His christmas wish came true. He's dead.
>>25340270
i don't care about him and he's a massive piece of shit and needs decking for pissing in people's milk, but his blog was a nice bit of light, dumb entertainment. like a 20-minute episode of some shit SOL anime while u eat your tendies
>>25340263
It's no an insult if they don't know you're insulting them. It's just you being a fedora tipping memester, may as well slag them off on here for all the good it will do.
>>25340308
nahh, believe it when i see it. ppl are always falsely claiming he's dead.
>>25340333
He joined ISIS and they beheaded him for wanking to hentai
Good point for leicester but what was pellegrini thinking putting iheanacho on that late
>>25340388
i could definitely see him joining isis, but he's too watchlisted to slip through
>>25340419
he does that every game doesnt he?
>>25340419
Frijoles was on top form
>>25340448
yeah his subs are JUST tier desu
>>25340064
You can always do a conversion lad. I got an English Lit degree and thought much the same as you, then I did a year of computing and got a proper robot job.
Don't worry about work experience, it won't matter much if you have a character reference.
>>25340419
Are these being generated from a bot or copy/posted from /sp/?
Who the fuck cares about sports here? What a normie thing to do.
>>25340419
Good for result for Spurs desu its going to be a north London dog fight for the title from February onwards.
>>25340480
Why don't you use fansubs instead? They're usually more accurate, if fedora-y
>>25340517
Most posters here follow football because we have nothing else to do with our lives. It's more normie not to follow football desu because that means you have other things to give your life purpose.
>>25340532
>>25340480
>>25340419
I'm suspicious that there's a bot in here.
>>25340522
europa will kill spurs
>>25340532
fuck off nerd
>>25340517
football is the only thing I enjoy in life
>>25340541
football is normie as fuck off
>>25340514
Can I, though? I don't have the funds to any more than the 4 years I was already doing and I haven't done IT since fucking GCSE when Scratch was the pinnacle of coding.
>character reference
I don't know anyone who could give me one. I could ask one of my lecturers or my tutor or something but I'm so invisible that they wouldn't be able to say anything.Thanks for replying though, anon.
witness my repeating digits
>>25340517
fair opinion and i'll allow it but football is very much a comfort blanket for a lot of us, the familiarity, the way it never ends, is always there, the autistic offshoots like Football Manager addiction, it's got a lot of mileage in it for any NEET with nothing to think about
>>25340558
Violence is wrong anon. Europa and Spurs should learn to get along and maybe finger each others buttholes
>>25340613
zzzzzzzzz tez gimmick tez post
It's all over but the crying...
>>25340541
>nothing else to do with our lives
Are you implying sports are more important than my weebshit?
>>25340632
sports are just another kind of weebshit. i personally can't sit through any modern anime because i feel way too pathetic watching nothing but shows aimed at thirteen-year-old schoolchildren dealing with thirteen-year-old schoolchildren, so footy is my poison instead
>>25340605
It's alright anon, watching sweaty foreign chavs chase each other and putting balls into the box is my comfort blanket too
>>25340541
>Most posters here follow football
pls go int
So I just went on /v/ for the first time in years, have I gone mental or does it seem like shitloads of game devs are actual outspoken white man haters on social media or is it /v/ just being retarded?
How can they get away with open hatred in a professional environment?
>>25338156
WAWAW
>>25338688
>you gonna eat all that you greedy fuck?"
>"not if I ave some you aint"
Can't stop laughing. Was he gonna settle for a handful of doner meat after you didn't visibly pish yourself?
>>25340680
v really tunnels in on a pretty small but loud minority of tumblr-tier game devs for things like undertale. if you actually take a step back and look at the games industry they're a tiny little section. it's just the redpill politicisation bullshit at work, just like it is on r9k. they're like daily mail readers, they just obsess over a specific thing they hate and work themselves into frenzies over it.
>>25340680
Its not sexism when its against men, you shitlord.
The 'indie' scene and the big media sites have colluded to make it impossible not to do those things or you get hounded out for not hating men enough
>>25338156
CARLOS HAD A DREAM
TO BUILD A FOOTBALL TEAM
WE HAD NO PLAYERS SO WE HAD TO SIGN THEM ON LOOOOAN
WE PLAY FROM THE BAAACK
WITH JOAO IN ATAAACK
WE'RE SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK!
DE-DE DE-DE DE-DE
>brother spits his toothepaste in the sink without rinsing
>brother inserts his anus or whatever it is medicine into his arse without squirting air freshener
I've had enough lads, he can't fuck off soon enough.
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>>25340680
Games journalism is a leftist circlejerk and they get away with it because whenever someone criticises them it just gets turned around into "you hate women".
>>25340717
>small but loud minority
Maybe so, but they're the only ones who have the ear of the UN
>yfw you realise old men who think the piddly muslim population are gonna take over the UK are exactly the same as angry nerds who think the piddly SJW population are gonna take over the games industry
>>25340680
>>25340717
Been a /v/irgin for 8 years, seen a lot of shit go down over the years, seen a lot of changes in the gaming industry
It's true. All of it. The SJW panderers, the dev sell outs. They're real.
>>25340766
>Games journalism is a leftist circlejerk and they get away with it because whenever someone criticises them it just gets turned around into "you hate women".
gaming journalism is a joke mate, I got my BA in journalism last year and during my time at uni whenever someone mentioned 'video game journalism' they just got confused or condescending looks from the lecturers
>>25340766
let them talk, it doesn't go anywhere. they can keep making games pandering to their fanbase, CDPR can keep making theirs, activision can keep making theirs, it all goes on and on. same as politics. muslims aren't really gonna put sharia law on the streets. people just get so worked up about the stuff they hate they get all paranoid. maybe it's a modern thing resulting from the way internet presence can make other cultures or people seem ubiquitous. i dunno.
sjw gaming sidenote, did anyone see those ASMR vids of undertale characters fucking their gay lovers and shit. holy crap that made me cringe
>taking a swig out a tinny
>the hole isn't at the bottom
>wet shirt
THANKS FOOTIE
>>25340785
Please don't post Maki along with your paki-cock love.
>>25340835
agree with this, i was editor of the videogames section of my uni's paper and gave 3/10s and stuff. the PR people wouldn't send us any games after because i gave negative reviews for shit games. the problem with games journalism is that they're all FANS of games. imagine if film critics were like 'LOVE films. any film. films are great, love the lot.'
you get a few good people like kieran gillen, but really it's all gone. it's all 'us gamers' shit now.
>>25339205
DA2 here, can confirm that it's pretty grim.
>>25340871
this guy here is a good example. probably considers himself redpilled. racist, misogynist, perpetually angry about minorities he is confident are coming to take from him the things he loves. and look where it's got him. scared and stuck inside and upset.
again, for fuck's sake - just ignore SJWs and muslims or whatever. stop getting so mad.
shit I just noticed its 10 o clock, that's why im hungry and tired.
>>25340891
When your mother is getting turned out by Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi in your living room, are you still going to just ignore it?
>>25340840
I used to think like that, then I heard my sister complain about a poster in Pizza Express because it was 'body shaming'. SJW shit is steadily making its way offline and we all need to panic and burn things.
>>25340891
>just IGNORE the PROBLEM
OH VEY
>tfw brother is a fat fuck
>just hit 22 stone
>25 years old
>lives with mummy
>minimum wage mcjob
>somehow has a girlfriend and I dont
I dont get it lads, am I just being too judgmental, do girls really go for personality over looks and status?
>>25340891
Remember Rotherman you paki little fuck.
>>25340927
lol you sound like my dad. hurrr you just wait until it's the caliphate of bradford!!! keep huffing rage about shit that isn't going to happen. i will continue to be blissful.
>>25340167
>ECT for depression/anxiety
>Oxycodone for depression/anxiety
0/2
>>25340938
You get the odd one but most have looks at the top of the list.
Who else /bigfatquizoftheyear/ here?
heading back to uni tomorrow lads so I'm eating as much as I can tonight, gearing up for the poverty life
>>25340938
I thought I was your brother up until
>has a girlfriend
>>25340972
/here/
Jo Brand has already killed the mood.
>>25340887
Wow, someone that's not a northerner in britfeel.
Never thought I'd live to see it.
Reminder pakis post in these threads
Reminder they say InshaAllah or whatever the subhuman phrase is unironically.
>>25340972
Yep.
>Tarantino
oh god no
>>25340988
shit cast this year desu.
Usually they at least have some slag to look at there like Davina or Carol Vordermen.
>>25341034
>not liking Winkleman
Racist
>yfw escaping r9k after rustling smalltown jimmies by offering reasonable, rational opinions based on life experience and not daily mail/stormfront propaganda
>>25341044
winklemen is weird because she's white but she just tans herself extremely dark and she looks strange. all colours on her body are some shade of brown or black. it's like a monochrome human.
>>25340558
>europa will kill spurs
>implying
Have you seen their squad? They started the season with Bentaleb and Mason locked down as CM now they can't even get in the team. Even Eriksen is droppable at this point, Son was meant to be the big signing and he's been brilliant but still isn't guaranteed a start. As well as that the team is so young and fit they'll be fine playing so many games between them.
All they need to do is sign a back up for Kane.
Only thing that can kill Spurs is Alderweireld or Vertonghen or Lloris getting injured. Then they'd start leaking goals again.
I think MoPo is the best manager in the EPL at the moment, you could argue for Wenger due to experience but there is no one better than those two. Maybe Raniere on current form but overall I don't think so.
>Jezza is black
No, just no
>not a single white child
>>25341073
DO YOU FEEL ENRICHED YET?
>uhhh hyuh hyuh hyuh hyuh,
>>25341072
Are you mental? Mujahideen is Europa's best tackler and Spurs don't even have the new Addidas trainers. Periwinkle and Cordoba will always beat Alderweireld and Vertonghen.
Jo Brand is a fucking troll and that aked tanned oot her dial brown girl is trying too hard
If I want to move somewhere with colder weather and a less shitty government where should I go?
Canada looks good but from what I hear they've got their own government problems, and it's a bit too close to the yanks for my taste. Sweden looks pretty cool but I haven't looked into it.
>>25341161
norwayunoriginal comment apparently
>>25341161
Canada is literally the land of milk and honey, at least it was until that new prime minister.
Problem is they have always been strict on immigration and have a point system. Unless you have a canadian relative to vouch for you then you have to be a skilled professional or already have a high level job lined up before you apply,.
>>25341161
>Sweden
aren't those European countries all brown now?
>>25341161
Iceland is the only civilised country without an army, so their government can't be that scary.
You'll probably make a killing in 50 years or so when you own like 1% of the habitable land on Earth.
So how fat has everyone got over Christmas
>>25341116
FUCK SAKE WHY HASN'T SOMEONE WRUNG THIS SMUG CUNT'S NECK YET?!
>tfw cute girl said I'm the most boring person she's ever known
>ask her why
>'i dont know, I saw you eating lightly salted doritos once'
I hope she was fucking joking, her comment hurt me
rip me lads
remember me in 2016
;_;7
>>25341224
Up to 11.5 stone now. I was only 9.5 stone a year ago too.
Everyone in my family's been commenting on how much of a fat fuck I've become since all the weight has gone to my stomach and around my neck.
Look like a monster desu.
>>25340995
Inshallah bruv.
Might grow a moustache m8s. Perhaps it'll distract from my acne scarring.
>>25341239
im in deepest darkest essex
barely even a hint of wind and no rain
feels weird desu
>>25341231
KEK you got blown the fuck out, Mate.
What a lad.
>>25341231
Ignore it desu senpai, women aren't even human
>>25341224
I've only put on 5 pounds but I feel a lot chubbier
I think my body as morphed my muscle mass into fat
>>25341231
Well seeing as 99% of women are boring as fuck I wouldn't be too bothered mate.
>>25341265
im in little tiny village down the south west of ireland.
ive never been to essex, what's it like?
>>25341266
Do you think she was just having some bants?
>>25341268
>>25341300
Im trying not to be lads
>>25341265
You from the London side of Essex or the coast & despair side?
>>25341231
>women
>calling anyone boring
The highlight of her day is probably sending a pic of her donner kebab looking snatch to some cunt
how the fuck do women think they can ever lead an interesting life when 90% of them don't leave the house alone at night because they're scared they'll get raped?
>>25341224
Two months progress down the drain, although I think it's all the drink that's done it as much as the food.
>>25341307
it's basically a place that was built for people to fuck off out of london
years later and its not much different to london
but fuck living back in london bruv
>muh fat husband lol
fuck off brand
oh wow a husband joke by Jo, bravo how very original
>>25341337
near southend geeza
Why is everyone live posting big fat quiz now and not when it originally aired ????
>What happens when you build a starbucks next to a Job Centre
>>25341394
watching it again t b h mate, every time I shitpost while watching I only catch 50% of the content
>>25341402
is there a whited genre?
>>25341402
>biohazard tattoo
>>25341402
are they even trying to be subtle anymore?
>the harpsichord
one of the best lines of the show
>>25341402
>finally find pretty porn stars with no torso tattoos
>they're in BLACKED
Damn, that cuts deep
>>25341456
Better than that ad of that nigger training all the white children how to play footie then going home to his pregnant white wife and doing a bunch of good stuff.
Fucking bullshit, he would have left as soon as he found out about the pregnancy.
>>25341383
Ah, that's not so bad. At least it's pretty easy to get in & out of.
Could be Clacton or Dovercourt.
>>25341479
If you're pornfu hasn't been blacked then she's nothing.
>>25341402
Notice how they all have ant tits tho
>Hear my 6'4 paki neighbour whipping his white gf (part of their foreplay)
Going for a cheeky wank lads, don't wait up.
>>25341498
fond memories of clacton
hold me lads
>>25341531
Enjoy my pornfu
>>25341494
kek
I know which one you mean though, it's the Halifax ad. There is literally no reason to be pushing this amount of race mix propaganda on British tv seeing as our black population is minuscule compared to the yanks
My next door neighbours dog got into my garden and fucked up my quite large radish farm.
The little cunt ran amok and dug up every single plant and fucked up everything.
When I confronted my neighbour they basically laughed in my face.
I'm going to kill the dog. Im going to drug up some raw steaks and leave it in my garden when the dog is outside.
>>25341646
what kinda dog?
>>25341687
a jacked russell i think. The one that was Edward in The Frasier Show.
>>25341646
don't kill the dog you fucking autist
eating 5 day old christmas cake, wish me luck lads it might kill me
>>25341711
ah, thats okay then. cant kill the cute ones.
bear trap would stop him doing it again tho, and cost them a hefty vets bill
Putting fifty shades of grey on a USB for parents to watch
grim
think am gonna go lay in bed and listen to radio again.
the fucking turks have closed up early
fuck it was quarter to cunting 11 they should of been open
no more polish beers for this guy
>>25341712
it ran amok and raped my radish farm. Im sorry I do know that some people would see this as a rather over the top measure but I know only too well that the police have no concerns for such matters. I see no other viable reprimand and I am certain now that I want blood and death upon my neighbours.
>>25341737
I dont want to be seen to have done a single thing. However if some meat may have "slipped" out of my hand whilst I was carrying it through the garden and the dog enters my premesis when it knows full well to respect boundaries and eats said tainted meat then that is not my wrongdoing. I further believe that they will not be aware of my involvement and the dog will pass in the dead of night. I, none the wiser. A covert measure such as this is needed.
Ive done this exact same thing before you see
FFS lads, woke up about 25 mins ago, been asleep for 7 or so hours, felt like a great sleep and haven't eaten since 8am so might be on track for the food meme to reset my body clock. Just in time for new years where I break it all over again by trying to be normie and staying out a bit late.
>>25341809
Poleaboo the dog hating years.
>>25341809
Don't do it man. Think of the karma
Just threw up the 5 day old Christmas cake I was eating
shit was so stale, lads
>>25341809
think they wont be able to tell how it died when they find it and take it to the vets.
>>25341809
>hurr durr muh fuckin radishes
>blood must be spilt over this matter
Get a grip you misfit
was talking dirty with a slag on tinder for nearly an hour and a half and just as i was about to bust a nut she stopped replying
>>25341809
Leave the dog alone you twat. Poison the neighbour somehow if you want some revenge. Give them some nice radishes that are laced with LCD or something but leave the animal alone it's innocent.
>>25341849
So what are they going to do about it?
I say go for it bro. Today it's our radishes, tomorrow it'll be our wives and daughters.
>>25341849
>anon kills dog
>next day police at door
>take him to the neighbor's house
'Yes officer! That's him! we saw him come into our garden yesterday wearing naught but a urine soaked vest and his soiled underwear with a shovel, yelling about radishes'
>anon gets released a few days later and the case dismissed as he's chalked up to being heavily autistic
>>25341839
I am not sure who you are refering to however I remember a post with this man mentioned before and it was related to his driving theory exam. I am not him.
>>25341843
I do not believe in this concept. I do not think that there will be any negative consequence of this action. I have been assessing the situation all day and i am fairly confident that if I so choose to carry out this endeavour then it will greatly benefit my well being. Unless of course I am foiled and my neighbours somehow aquire the knowledge of my deed but i do not think this is even remotely a possibility they will instead possibly believe that I have directly and physically harmed the dog such as kicking it to death. But I will poison it in such a manner that it will die not immeditly after but surely within the day. During this period of time I will be sure to stay well away from my own residence and stay in my mothers flat.
>>25341849
Vetenarian? Does the "vet" have any ability or process by which they may perform a sort of autopsy on the animal? If so thank you for this knowledge and I will strongly consider an alternate method perhaps maybe kidnapping or stealing the dog and burying it far away or releasing it into the wild far away where I drive it in my car however some animals these days are tagged.
>>25341896
I do not intend any blood to be spilt I intend to let the life slip peacefully away from the animal. I am simply afraid that I cannot protect my own poissessions in my residence without interference from my neighbours who have failed to take action or care for my well being
>>25342023
I'm calling crimestoppers on you mate
>>25341846
It could've been worse, yer mam could have been feeding You MONTH OLD FUCKING EGGS FOR THE LAST WEEK
>>25341982
ive just started reading the curious dog in the night-time
this is strangely like the first few pages
Who else /nohobbies/ here? I'm trying to keep up with the football but it's boring as hell
lads I have an appointment with the gp tomorrow to renew my citalopram script but I think it's kinda levelled off now, I've spent the past three days feeling like utter shit and all I do is laze around on my couch half asleep
additionally I can't focus at all in work and I'm getting shit from my coworkers and managers for being unsociable, do you think the gp will switch me to something more effective and is there anyway I can guarantee this?
>>25342102
great read, basically /r9k/: the book
>>25342102
Nice read. Met a guy at a bus stop once who said it was his favourite book
>>25341803
>polish beers
You a Zywiec or Tyskie man?
>hearing entire sentences at once
>everything looks grey/white
>vision is choppy like a stroboscope
>strong visuals
>can hardly type
>body feels completely deformed
>stuff goin on in my mind which I can't even put into words
I think I just reached Plateau Sigma lads
>>25342117
>football is shit
What a fucking revelation
Read more and start writing. I've found it a tonne of fun even if what I was writing was utter shit.and I haven't updated my story in 2 and a half years
>>25342164
>Met a guy at a bus stop
Are you Northern?
>>25342165
tyskie desu
>>25342179
stop eating LSD you slut
>>25342184
I do really need to start reading again. A friend lent me As I Lay Dying, I'll open it tonight
>>25342187
Nah, go to unay in manc though
>>25342165
Not him but debowe mocne here.
>>25342123
Tell them you don't want to take it and want to try something else, you will probably get something shit like just another SSRI or and SNRI though
>>25341809
To be fair mate I am normally pretty against harming animals but if your neighbours are disrespecting you like that and their dog is a cunt then you gotta fight fire with fire and you can't exactly murder the neighbours.
>>25342102
tho posys clearly copying. Anyway its a great book. The play is awful. Ive not actually seen it but I have seen the style and interpretation and a few interviews/clips of the play theyve missed the feeling and meaning I think.
What kind of treatment do the NHS offer for Aspergers?
>>25342231
>go to unay in manc
Did it happen up there? I've never known a southern bus stop to be full of chatter but all the northern types I know make out like their's are non-stop
YOU KNOW I'M BAAAD
THE TIMES I'VE HAD
I GOT A BAD REPUTATION
I LIKE A LITTLE INNOCENT BITCH
YOU KNOW I AIN'T JUST SCREWING
>>25342265
Yep. It was back two years ago when I was an optimistic fresher, full of booze and chatter
>>25342222
what he described can't be caused by LSD
>>25342117
Learn to play the classical guitar its a beautiful sounding instrument and its easier than you might expect. How much money are you willing to splash out?
>>25342129
Thats not Elliot Rodgers "My Twisted World"
>>25342289
you've never eaten enough lsd in that case, chum
>>25342289
the fuck it can't
get the fuck out you fool
Oh my god, fuck off you attention desperate whore
>>25342320
you what m9
Wc pal?
>>25342251
Some people are pushing for euthanasia but NICE haven't agreed to it yet
>>25342320
which one? that pretty much describes the entire panel
>>25342123
yeah mate SSRIs are hit-and-miss between people, they try one on you and if you don't like it they try another and often that works better. there's a handful to hop between. citalopram is kind of the 'default' one because it's got the least side-effects. good luck mate. remember though it takes time. months.
>>25342349
The mongy bint who took the fucking picture
>>25342284
And now what are you?
>>25342364
aww give her some slack, lad, she's just excited to be on telly
>>25342345
But suicide wouldn't be nearly as cool if they legalised it
>>25342364
The girl with the leggings?
>>25342374
hes on britfeel mate. x
>>25342303
>>25342301
>hearing entire sentences at once
>everything looks grey/white
>body deformed
>the above 3 can be caused by LSD, and LSD alone
citation needed
>>25342374
a big guy
>>25342251
No idea but I imagine if you want ANYTHING it will take months and months. People will PTSD have to wait up to 6 months before they even talk to a low level counsellor. Its fucking ridiculous
>>25342399
>citation needed
me eating copius amounts of LSD on multiple occassions
>>25342409
Aspergers isn't terminal, so it's not a priority
>>25342409
people got cancer mate. with the nhs getting cut to ribbons if you got ptsd just stay inside and have a fuckin biscuit, innit
>>25342428
it is if you're muslim
>cat comes in bone dry
Storm Frank can't get at my kitty.
>>25342455
NHS outsourcing psychiatric care to McVities when?
>>25342491
wake up. iTS ALREADY HAPPENING
>>25339160
Come round mine, Workington's fine. You have to suck me off though.
>>25342455
chocolate is the best counsellor
>>25342455
tbqh it will take a suicide attempt before you get seen by a psychiatrist. A criminal record before you'll get seen be a "counsellor"...
>>25342474
>Storm Frank
that's the name of my wife's boyfriend
nu thred
had a kebab feel like shit
It was absolutely massive and I ate it all. Must have been the weight of a small dog which was probably the meat in it too
Just upped my mouse from 2000dpi to 4000dpi, time to ramp this party up.
>>25337271
>playing Gaylo: LaGuardia with friends
>servers stop working
>have to actually go outside and face the chavs and pakis in the streets
Fucking standard, lads.
does someone want to buy me a kebab off of just eat? pretty starving lads and I'm broke
>>25342712
You must be off your rocker!
Just signed your own death warrant there lad!
>>25342808
Sure, just tell me your address and post a pic of your toes
>ISIS
Nope. nopenopenope
>wagekucking tomorrow
original senpai.
>>25342820
I feel uncomfortable prostituting myself senpai, could you do it for the good feelings?
>>25340248
he started posting on the other britfeel but got banned for being a lefty paki
>>25342941
anyone got any screenies of his antics?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-release-rape-handbook-fighters-7087004
Jesus christ, lads.
>>25342908
Toes make good feelings
