>stop thinking about it bro
>it will get better dude
>looks aren't that important for girls
>just smile, isn't life amazing anon? how can you be depressed?
Why am I sitting on the dashboard?
Why does everything I do end up in failure? Why can't I unfuck my shit? Why is my brain so fucking retarded? I hate this life.
OP will die a bitter virgin: post #86257.
>>26924631
Pics like that always mesmerize me. How can someone be so attracting?
>>26924652
manlet superpowers
>looks aren't that important for girls
Girls? I would rather have you two crouch down on either side of me while I lie on my back naked, then have you lean back so that your ass cracks envelop my cock, then have you bob up and down in sync until I cum.
>>26924709
>unattractive men are guilty of women not finding them attractive
but hey thanks for proving my point
>>26924631
>tfw poly sci profressor brings up /r9k/ and the beta uprising during lecture
I was the only one laughing
It was placed in the context that betas feel cheated because they are men and don't get all the things that alphas do, thus they automatically blame women and shoot folks
strange school I go to
Why are you spergs always so angry at people for trying to cheer you up? Would you rather him tell you that you are an ugly unloveable POS with the charisma of a sponge?
>>26924983
>angry
no one's angry here brah
>>26924983
I'd rather have someone be honest with me than placate me
That advice they give is so fucking see-through dude, it's the go to cookie cutter response to someone you can't empathize with
>>26924884
The actual day that Le Supreme Gentleman went on his rampage my psychology teacher was telling us about the beta uprising and said it was the reason that Supreme Gentleman went rampaging through UC Santa Barbara.
I suddenly got really nervous because literally everyone in that class new each other since early elementary school and I was the only robot in class and they could smell it like blood in the water. I was scared they'd start equating me to that guy and making school shooter jokes, but they didn't. At least not out loud.
>>26924631
fuck off sephon
>>26924631
I wanna be cucked by you
Just you, and nobody else but you
I wanna be cucked by you
Ooh woah-oh cuck-cucky-doo
>tfw no chadfriend
>>26925032
Yeah my laugh died really quick because they could tell that I was the only person in on the joke
Then the professor said "You can find all this on 4chan, isn't that right anon?"
I'm starting to think he browses 4chan
>>26924631
My friends tell me this, and they don't have faces that look anything like your photo. So it may have at least a little something to do with having "game", which is really just a term for learning how to lighten up and play the numbers game.
>>26925008
STOP SHOUTING!
I AM NIT ANGRY GODDAMMIT.
REEEEE
>>26924832
If you don't want to be unattractive, why so you choose to remain unattractive? Why not become attractive?
>>26924631
>Autists actually give a shit about this petty bullshit
Just end it Faggots
>>26924983
Either give real solutions or don't say anything at all.
>>26925165
>just be attractive brah
Lifting only attracts men though
I'd rather suck their dicks tbqh
>>26925165
>choose to remain unattractive
Yes, he's actively choosing to not recompile his DNA.
>>26925165
>why not become attractive
>>26924631
imagine looking like that.
makes me so sad
You don't need to look like these guys to land a dime. Just don't be a fucking weirdo and take care of yourself.
>>26924631
But I can't stop thinking about the God Emperor...
You just don't understand.
>>26924983
cuck lord detected
>>26924739
RIP manlets.
>>26924631
>FUCK YOU CHADDDDDDDDDDY!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>26924983
Yes. Honesty is important. Normies don't like accepting harsh truths of reality. And when they realize you're right, then you're a loser and a waste all of the sudden.
> You just need confidence brah
> It's called the present because life is a gift
> You have to try harder and put in work bro
Just end my life family
>>26925089
> be sitting in community college class
> always quiet because everyone is a massive faggot
> hear Chad behind me talking to roasties
> " It's the quiet ones you need to watch out for".
> the tone and direction of his voice aimed for the back of my head, obviously.
> turn around and stare at him blankly.
At least I made some normal fags feel uncomfortable.
>>26924631
If you were actually a normal functional human being, it would and will.
It's not their fault you're a failure at everything and a massive autist. Just kill yourself now, it'll be way less trouble for productive members of society.
>>26926921
Doesn't work at all, man. Get back to Facebook, you have some women to creep on.
>tfw I look just like the dude in the front in the face but balding and virgin
being ugly really is the worst thing you can be
people just hate you and think you're stupid right off the bat because of something you can't control
>>26927451
This is a perfect example.of the average, functional, healthy individual. Feel great about yourself, put down those that you feel are inferior. Suck many dicks and die in a. fire
>>26924652
topkeklellolrobot
>>26924983
The truth hurts so much less than being deliberately lied to to "spare your feelings" or some bs.
>>26927488
nah bro less than 8/10 face and life sucks as a men
>>26925165
are you proud of your stupidity?
>>26926270
>lifting only attracks men
Wew brev you deluded
>>26924884
I did an intro to political science class at uni.
Never went into identity politics that's sociology territory imo.
But holy fuck if I could do an assignment on chan culture I'd get a first easily. Also tell me more about this class it sounds hilarious.
>>26925023
You are a pathetic piece of shit who is inferior to me in every way. Everyone who sees you in public is disgusted by you. Nothing will ever work out well for you, you are better off just killing yourself and not living through the misery.
Would you prefer he said that to you?
>>26924884
that's great. did you reee when any inaccuracies were brought up?
>>26924983
What a horrible false dichotomy.
GTFO normie.
>>26930008
but that's not honesty.
that's just a straight up lie
you've just gone to the other extreme
>>26924884
>men are as trapped as are women
What illiterate faggot put that together?
>>26924983
Are you a woman? Women think lying to each other and their friends is a good thing and helpful.
>>26930135
you sure it's a lie senpai?
>>26927433
>"anon, i feel like sometime in the future something will break inside you, and you will go on a killing spree."
didnt even know how to respond.
>>26924983
Because Chads are never honest. They literally say that to assure themselves theyre the "good" guys
>>26924983
see
>>26930481
Also, whether or not they're faking it, due to the Halo, Effect, they WILL be the "good guys".
>>26924983
Wow, if this is what people who try to cheer me up really think, then I'm honestly better off without em. Don't need fake af people in my life!
the guy in the back got some prime dick sucking lips
The guy driving ain't so bad, but holy fuck this guy exceeds the douche-ometer
>>26931504
I don't get why the denizens of this board aspire to these cunts. Just looks at this aspolute g i m p.
>>26931504
what if he wasnt wearing the ball cap backwards and didnt have that key-chain (lmao that pun)
would you still think he was a douchebag or just some average chad
everybody wants to be one of these white boys at some point in their life
>>26931504
>exceeds the douche-ometer
which makes girls want him even more.
>>26932051
Of course, that's what the top of the food chain looks like.
>>26924631
Those guys arent my kind of friends
They are totally ugly, no boipussy
>>26930364
"You'll be first, bitch"
>>26931504
Yeah, but 1 million out of 1 million hot girls would choose HIM over you, you worthless faggot. So got slurp down some more Jelly and get even fatter, you worthless fucking cuck.
>>26924631
>isn't life amazing anon? how can you be depressed?
I've noticed that people think these are mutually exclusive
The world can amaze and fill one with awe and still be a fucking terrible, awful place to spend your days
>>26924983
because people respond alot better to good looking people,if you look good it can impact your life in such a way you wouldn't believe
>>26924631
sometimes im glad I was born ugly so when I do something im actually good at in front of people they're even more amazed
And attractive person can do whatever the fuck he wants and people will be somewhat impressed. But when and ugly as fuck person does something impressive people are fucking amazed.
Just work at those hobbies family
>>26934461
>But when and ugly as fuck person does something impressive people are fucking amazed
not sure what you mean by that, people assume pretty and none pretty people have the same abilities but they don't assume pretty people are also getting more positive feedback regardless of what they do,they completely ignore that
>>26934534
>people assume pretty and none pretty people have the same abilities
Could not be more wrong
If you're ugly people generally think the worst about you, or think you're retarded
>>26931504
There's an aching emptiness in that man's heart.
He wishes he was still a kid that could run fly kites wrestle jump and play
Swim through waves
But he's forced in a depressing cycle of fucking hot bitches and partying.
I know people mock Chads but I actually get on pretty well with them. Opposites attract I guess. And I'm a fucking kissless virgin.
>>26935725
You're just another slave to the Halo effect, that's just their charisma not "dude opposites attract lmao."
5/10
>>26936028
Sure but most robots wouldn't even talk to them family
