Thinking about wearing one of these
is it autistic or manly?
Not even sure what it is. Some kind of dick anchor to keep it from rubbing against your zipper?
>>27005676
Depends whether you're autistic or manly to begin with.
>>27005698
It's a Norse Paganism symbol.
>>27005676
It depends. If you are a scrawny pale neck beard it's probably a bad idea. If you actually have some muscle and look and act like an alpha male it's possible to pull off. You don't have to be normie to be alpha .
>>27005676
Boils down to basic Chadonomics. Are you within the range of the top 5-10% of men? If yes then you will look manly and attractive. If no then you will look autistic.
Hope that helped OP.
Unless you're a truly bearmode (no, you're probably just fat), norse, blonde god with 10/10 facial aesthetics and a glorious beard that would make Odin jealous it's such a neckbeard to do.
>>27005737
I drive latinas crazy and confuse lesbianas. But im still an awk robot at times.
i dont know im def a cyborg. i have my chad moments but i have my neckbeardian moments as well. wtf do i do
>>27005799
Tell me about your muscle mass, preferably your chest size. This will indicate if you'll look like an autist or not.
>>27005754
Im not blonde or bearmode, but im not neckbeardian or fat either. I can go either way.
fuck it im doing chest day again tomorrow. wanna keep lookin like a chad, but im still one of the bots at heart, still wouldnt give a roastie a moment of my time but want to land a real qt 3.1415926
>>27005846
just grabbed a tape measure, wrapped that shit skin-digging tight, 48" (ok its more like 47ish but reaaaly close to 48)
>>27005676
Like it.
Wear it. Simple.
People wear crosses all the times to symbolize their faith. If you want to wear the hammer to symbolize yours. Just do it and stop being self conscious.
>Wearing a necklace
>Autism
>>27005985
im not faithful or anything, Hammers just symbolize strength, old nordic culture revered strength. Im not nordic at all. My ancestral background is all up in christ, but my personal belief is about strengthening and improving your self and image.
im also drunk. Anyway theres one of these for 10 bucks on amazon and I feel like im never stylish enough.
>>27005904
As long as it's not flab and you're upper body looks developed you should be fine.
>>27006058
Do what you want.
Original commento
>>27005676
Gayest thing I've seen all day, even gayer than the dicks on the front page. Legitimately want to see what kind of retard would wear such a necklace.
>>27006141
I think /b/ needs you back, newfag.
>>27006164
What ever faggot, enjoy your cock anchor you flaming homo.
>>27006067
Im at about 22% bf. pretty shit brah, got that pear shape happening. Im starting a cut though till Iget to <13% bf, Cheat day today so im gettin fucked on rum and sprite.
I got a bit of beer gut so no ripped abs,but ,my upper body is prettyswole, I want to improve my lats and get a better V shape happing but right now i like where my chest is at, tho ill keep workin on it to push it past 50"
anyway i just wanna get some more style happening so is this chain autismal or will it work for me
>>27005799
>le cyborg here
I'm so tired.
Tired of your shit.
>>27005676
>I'm pagan guys I sweeaarr
You have to be model tier handsome not to look like a fool wearing this.
>>27005904
You're almost certainly fat.
>>27006195
you know i just re-read this and felt i should elab orate. I went through some shit, said fuck it and quit lifting and loved me some taco bell and pizza hut. a little too much. I put some pounds on and lost some swole. but im getitng my shit in order again, and right now I want to get my swole back. im no zyzz and probably never will be but fuck if i want that barrel chest again. the kind of chest that got grills biting their lip and looking for an excuse to chop a feel. im still young and can pull it off, and even get to zyzz level if i want, but really, my body is my temple and shit, i gotta get it to perfection..
>>27006270
tell me whats fat. please. give me a reason to fucking push myself if im not there
tell me im a fat fuckin slob weeabo
>>27006270
48 inches means you're wearing an XXL. It's fat. You will look like a neckbeard supreme if you wear that necklace OP.
>>27006227
this pic alone turned me off. thursdays hammer bein on a benis meme told me enough about its autism levels
>>27005676
That's weird OP, I was thinking about buying a Mjolnir necklace too. The thing is, no one will know what it actually is so they won't think anything of it. If they do know what it is, they won't think it's autistic or anything. I'm probably gonna get one, what about you?
>>27005676
kill yourself, heathen.
>>27006346
i wear LG or XL
>>27006366
which one were you thinkin of? They gt these steel ones and pewter ones.
>>27006366
You need to rethink your position anon.
If you're going to be pagan do a couple of basic things
>become post-rationalist
>realize the falsehoods of mosaic thinking and their effects on your society and your identity
>realize the value that Christianity has had to the European peoples instead of being autistically against it (because that same way of thinking stems from christianity itself)
Also, if you aren't Northern European (Germanic or Scandinavian) then don't get a Mjolnir necklace. Norse/Germanic Polytheism IS very much racially and ethno-centric, like Hinduism is to the Hindus.
>>27006389
You wear a L tshirt (42-44) with a 48 inch chest? I find that hard to believe.
>>27005676
Most people wouldn't really know what it means.
If they did they'd probably assume you're a metalhead.
>>27006400
Why's that anon?
original
>>27006477
Because anyone wearing anything even remotely like that necklace is going to look like a grade A autistic neckbeard.
It is literally pussy repellent.
>>27006420
>Christian has led to the European peoples
You're right, that's exactly why Europeans are generally massive cucks.
rate my autism
>>27005676
>is it autistic
If you have to ask, yes.
>>27005676
are you actually a giant scruffy Norwegian man?
im sure it'll look classy with your suit and trenchcoat either way bud
>>27005676
Does it match your katana?
>>27006424
it doesnt fit very well, Usually it i have to stretch it and it barely touches my waist or i just wear an XL witch hangs pretty loosely around my hips
>>27005676
I like Norse Mythology, but the guys who think it is some magic savior of the white race against Jewish influence are clueless. It's a dead religion just as Latin is a dead language.
>>27006514
You just look like a square.
>>27006505
What if I am actually Germanic and just want to be proud of my heritage and ancestry? Why isn't it autistic when Mexicans or Asians are proud of theirs?
>>27006560
To be fair there can't be dead religions like there are dead languages.
If Odin and shit are actually real then the fact that so few people believe in them wouldn't change that.
>>27006302
Kinda the same situation I'm in. I'm now 220lb at 6'2
>>27006566
Neckbeard confirmed.
I never got the idea why anything beside a cross is considered autistic to daily wear. Lot of people wear jewelry everyday. What's the big deal about it ?
>>27005866
Yeah don't wear it then.
I'm genuinely trying to give you advice. More likely than not, it's gonna negatively affect your appearance, and the negative effects from wearing it badly far outweigh the benefits on the off-chance it would look good.
>>27006506
Basically. Secularism is the child of Christianity, the ancients had no concept of the secular, not the Greeks nor the Romans, nor was their a concept of a "true" religion until Christianity (ie: Judaism for Goys) came along. Not going to deny the benefits that Christendom brought though. The low church (Protestantism) was part of the cancer which degenerated Europa, but I would say it was an inevitability.
>>27005724
Do you believe in what it represents and how? Then yes.
If not, you're a posing faggot
>>27005676
If you're handsome you can literally do anything, won't make a difference
If you're not, there's nothing you can do, except have money, that will make a difference
Might as well, OP
>>27006587
The religion, like Celtic religion was passed orally. All the remembrance of it comes from Catholic monks and Roman historians writing down their interpretations of it. "Asatru" amounts to little more than modern re-interpretation of lost antiquity using a bunch of old second hand traditions and flawed recordings in the Middle Ages.
One of the biggest experts on Norse myth was Tolkien, and even he stuck with Christianity. Who knows how different Christianity actually is from ancient religions. All of them had saviors and similar cross symbolism.
>>27006623
aight, Im not ready for it then.
Should i bother wearing any chain or just keep working out?
>>27006566
Aspies gonna aspie. Smh. Dude, Mexicans shop at like fucking Old Navy. It's not like they're going around in Aztec gear.
>>27005676
i tend to think of it this way
if a norseman warrior had to meet you would he find you a worthy enough man to wear the hammer of thor. the answer is no, and ge'd probably want to kill you
>>27006587
If Odin exists, he is likely to be the same "guy" as Adoni, Adonis, Votan, Adon, Aten, Don, etc. Comparative mythology lead me to belief in an older civilization and mythic "golden age". Ancient astronauts may or may not be involved.
>>27006686
Fair enough.
But modern day neo-paganism is still just as likely to be true as any other religion.
>>27005676
RAGNAR, PRAY TO THE GODS THAT ROLLO HAS SURVIVED
If you have long hair and are a good looking metalhead then wear it. If you are an unattractive metalhead wear it but you'll look like a stinky troll
>>27006724
Better for some. I prefer not to leave the human religious record alone and rather use it as a big puzzle to solve. People witnessed things in those times. There is an explanation better than shrooms and other hallucinogens.
>>27006809
"FUCK ROLLO AND FUCK YOU RAGNAR" - FLOKI
>>27006815
I dont have long hair but im a fairly atrtaactive mettal head i guess
>>27006854
"Ragnar our cripple child needs love" - dumb hot ass bitch
piss off slut im gonna fuck a psycho english princess
>>27006752
odin was probably an enlightened human who ascended to godhood. thats what I think a few of our gods are, apart from the personification of principles and concepts
>>27006227
Haha, that was funny.
