Rowr! Hehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
I see how it is, I'm going to bed.
>>26926927
Finally, I've been waiting for these to come back
Well, I think I'm going to go lay down. How about you get yourself something nice to drink and settle down with a good book. I didn't pull you out of school today so you waste your time on the internet.
>>26926927
YOURE NOT A FUCKING BEAD OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOURE PRETENDING TO BE. FUCK OFF KATY!!!!
Wanna learn a magic trick?
>you will never take an uncle shit in her mouth
>>26926927
We gon get high and you will be choking on my dick.
Come on, you know older guys, the ones you like dont want to virgin. It will be our sweet secret.
>>26926927
What ever you want, it's just fun to hang out with you.
>>26926927
We going to go to Subway, eat fresh.
suckin on a dongey dringus...
We're going cave exploring kid.
raping your shitter
>>26926927
what do you mean we? I need a nap, don't wake me up unless shit's on fire.
>>26927513
Whats a dongey dringus?
>>26926927
Rawr! Heheh
*Pulls out rifle*
Today we're gonna play The Most Dangerous Game. You have one hour, ready, go!
>>26928602
This is why you're a bad uncle
>>26926927
That's funny, I remember you being male and 4 months old. Please leave my vicinity.
>>26927291
how do u know thats her name
>>26928863
*teleports behind uncle*
>>26928863
The gives her ample time to go to the cop shop you ding dong
>>26928863
*unsheathes katana*
heh... nothing personnel uncle
>>26929572
>implying she wouldn't just think its a form of hide and seek and happily play because girls are that stupid
>>26929589
gun > katana
>>26929589
Heh
lanigiro
>>26928924
Ses my niece how the fuck would I not know her name?
>>26929622
lol on what planet
>>26926927
I'm going to have weird sex with you
>>26926927
>What are we going to do today?
Dad's not looking, I'll take you for a drive and we'll go someplace special- my treat
>>26929697
Planet Earth
>>26929730
>miata
Oh uncle, i didn't know you are homosexual
>>26929767
wish I had a gay uncle to drive me around :(
>>26929767
you'll understand when you're older sweetie
>>26926927
>What are we going to do today
Probabably will fuck you later.
>>26929908
so cute when you stutter :)
>>26926927
Rowr one more fucking time and i'll throw you in a fucking orphanage and light it up.
>>26926927
Uncle is going to get drunk and pass out sweetie.
Well we can go shooting if you'd like. That's always fun, and I have some old China I need to get rid of anyway. I just reloaded a few dozen light rounds for the next time you came over.
Or I can teach you to drive stick. I'm sure your dad would be proud and guys love a girl that can drive a fun car.
Heck that's all boring guy stuff, I bet none of it sounds fun to you huh? How about we get some ice cream and watch Gotham? Your mom told me you like that show and I've been curious about it.
>>26926927
>please don't ban me again.jpg
>>26926927
why don't we just relax and turn on the radio?
>>26930682
I know that frog bro
>mfw my niece is dead because her father was antivaxxer
>>26932146
well at least she wasnt autistic!
>>26931337
ugh never mind. tryhard faggot.
>>26927320
I'm kinda glad about that to be honest with you...
>>26932773
>be born a healthy boy
>got vaccines at an early age
>now suffering from autism
Who do I sue?
>>26926927
>be me
>hear 7/10 niece fapping in her room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>>26933400
your genes
>be born a healthy boy
seems like that wasnt the case tho
>>26931337
Why do Americans say 'stick' instead of manual?
I'm going to take a walk, breathe some nice summer air, and enjoy the outside
p-please don't bit me
>>26926927
fuck off and tell your slimey rat bastard of a father he still owes me a $200
>"Uncle Anon why aren't you married?"
>"Mom says people only get married when they are in love, does that mean no one loves you?"
>>26933762
Americans do also say manual, stick is a colloquialism
>>26931337
>Gotham
Why would you torture her with such garbage tv
>>26926927
This is beauty only Eastern Europe can breed.
>>26934017
You ask too many questions. No ice cream for dessert.
>>26926927
>Uncle anon please you haven't given me any food for three days I'm starving!
>Well hello there Starving, I'm Anon!
>>26929767
I should become gay in that case.
>"cousin anon, why is your face like that?"
>"like what?"
>"ugly."
>Aunt grabs her and whispers
>"Don't say that!"
You al ready missed your chance
>tfw me and 50% of my cousins all have a fear of touching to the point it burns and are disgusted by eating meat, just sat at family gatherings eating eggplant parmesan and watching movies far apart from eachother.
>>26936067
That's neat.
How do you people breed?
>>26926927
I just realized I will never have a cute niece because I am an only child.
Fuck, man.
>>26929622
I dunno dude...
You've ever heard of a guy called Sephiroth?
>>26927286
you sound boring as fuck
Why do girls become utter garbage at the age of 13?
I'm going to teach you about Jewish tricks so you can grow up to be a respectable woman instead of becoming a brainless semen depository.
>tfw loli cousin has grown up
>tfw shes dating a nigger at 14
ARE YOU THREATENING ME, MISTER JEDI?
>>26934017
You know what, fuck you. I don't see you being married either you little shit.
>>I will have to wait 11 years for this opportunity
Meh
>>26926927
I have to get some grocers and cash my welfare check. You can come, or wait here if you want. Then i don't know, you can watch a dvd or play video games something until your parents get home.
>>26934017
I like meat too much
>>26937736
>implying you have to
You are thinking too clearly.
>>26926927
Is there moar of her or is that forbidden here?
>>26926927
>Thank you for your anonymous tip
>>26937885
>ok, uncle anon, we are in the Forbidden Wood now, what did you want to show me?
I was thinking that we perhaps should listen to some of the finer works of Chopin, maybe even write our very own piece. After that I was thinking of using some of our brain power in order to philosophize about the true meaning of life. What's that little kekkie? Mr. Shekelstein assigned you an extra large project this weekend? Shucks you only get 2 days off to begin with. Well chop chop you need to get to it so you can get a job and continue to be a slave so that I can have my NEET bucks.
>>26926927
Dammit. These threads remind me that I want to get closer to my younger cousin, but she wants nothing to do with me. Being acquaintance zoned by a family member sucks
>>26938887
Greetings from /pol/ u waste of a life
>>26934017
Let me introduce you to /r9k/ sweetie. See there's a lot people like me in a vast community we share our ideas not everything it's about getting married in this life.
Oh look, it's a /r9k/ thread...u fucks will get us shut down what with this shit and shooting people.
>>26938339
I would bury my dick so deep in that mouth of hers she wouldn't taste lucky charms for weeks
>>26939055
16 is legal in the UK
Unless you're b8ing
>>26926927
Oh god if I had a niece like that I'd spend the entire day stretching out her anus.
>>26939640
same desu, pedofam
I'm moving a billions worth of shit around so our bum family doesn't have to wageslave again. Now leave me alone, I"m very busy.
>>26939055
>.u fucks will get us shut down what with this shit and shooting people
>has existed for 8+ years
>because you of all people will convince anyone here and you of all people is the only one who knows we would get in trouble
how about you fuck off
>>26938339
Simply delicious
