ITT: We post what we would need to do to be chad. I'll start.
>get tan
>surgery for jewnose
>gaunter cheeks
>lifting
and that's about it.
I'm too ugly for improvement.
>get hair transplant
>get body fat to 10% (currently around 17%)
thats about it desu
>>27466201
post pics mane
>>27466103
>surgery for jewnose
Having a jewnose helps with the ladies?
But in all seriousness, I'm there with you bruh. In all technicalities, it's more akin to a roman nose than an armenid (=jew) nose, but girls won't care for the difference, and to them, I'm just that other "creepy jew".
>gain muscle mass
>become outgoing
That's it. I already check most other boxes and you can't fix being basketball-american
JUSgets better i swear
>>27466223
I don't think so mr. roboto
>>27466103
>stop being autistic
I look like a chad, i have girls asking me out regularly and i am still a gfless 20 year old virgin ;))
>>27466235
I've got a jewnose too but it never gets in the way of hitting up chicks. It did in high school when douche bags would try and talk shit, but I've always been pretty good with comebacks. Maybe you just need to change your mindset.
>>27466103
Needed:
>straighter and whiter teeth
>move out of moms basement
>more confidence
>better hair cuts. Due to me still living with my mom she makes me get bowl cuts with no sideburns. I look tucking ridiculous, but it takes a while to grow out of.
>better job
>surgery for my pectus excavatum
Should probably get:
>Few inches taller, I'm 5'9" so not a real manlet but I'd be better off if I was a 6 ft
>get rid of all acne I have. Don't have a major problem with acne but I do still have it.
>higher raised cheek bones. You don't need to look male model tier to be a chad, and I already have a decent jawline, but this is my biggest fault.
>lift more. Already fairly fit but I could definetly be fitter
>deeper and more confident voice
>>27466103
>get ripped
>whiten teeth
>remove dark lines under eyes
>have a nice haircut
thats about it. if i do that i think i would look ok
>Put on some weight
>Work it into muscle (no gettin gripped or anyhting)
>Get rid of back acne and oily skin
>Put on bracers
>Dress more like a chad
>Try lower my intelligence as low as to tolerate attention whores and other chads that I might attract.
>>27466103
>Lift
>Get rid of acne
>wear contacts
>braces
>have ambition
I'm already close enough looks wise but am a turbo autist, but
>need to clear my face up a little
>need a better more modern haircut (i fell for the undercut meme)
>need a little more tan
won't matter anyways. I'm at work most of my life and never even get to wear my good clothes, and i'm still socially stunted.
>>27466103
>Get new, straight white teeth
Not too expensive, almost have enough to do it.
>Lose weight, hit the gym
I have been doing this sporadically, but I'm waiting to get the teeth done, so I can feel more motivated to lose weight.
>Have a healthy diet
Very easy, and actually good for me, saves money.
Literally easy-tier, I just have to put my mind to it
>>27466833
Nigga, your haircut is JUST material. I can't stop laughing; I'm crying at this point. Look like a pixelated character from an NES beat 'em up game. Tell your mom to go fuck herself and slap the shit out of her if she makes you commit social suicide by getting another haircut like this.
Grown ass man letting his mom dictate his haircut.
>>27466103
>somehow get rid of remaining acne and acne scars
>uncrook and whiten teeth
>replace current fat into larger framei'm 6'4"
>get more confidence
>get more social skills
>get a good paying job
>have charisma that people would like to be around me
>>27466103
>dental implants
>nose surgery
>jaw surgery
>skin treatment
>leg lengthening surgery
>beard transplant
>lift weights
>undercut hairstyle
>better fashion sense
>car license
>sports car
>do sports
>move out of parents house
>facebook account
>twitter account
>improve social skills
>get friends
I don't like being poor.
>lose fat and gain some more muscles
maybe someday
>get dental prosthesis
it's just too much of a pain in the ass to wear braces
>win a lottery, or get some funny job like a barman, bouncer or tattooist
which i would never do because it doesn't interest me at all
>buy some chad-tier clothes and go to the barber more often
fairly easy
>get stupid so i can enjoy chatting about bullshit
>get rid of speech impediment
>find hobbies like partying, drinking, fucking and fighting
>change my whole personality so i would actually enjoy all those things and be more interesting to hang out with
>get tan
>get rid of 15% body fat
>lift
>2 inches taller
>thicker hair
>inherit 100k
>stop being avoidant&autistic
>get rid off acne
>get another job, probably bar tender
>get friends
>tfw 'dead eyes' and quiet guy combo
I honestly could pull off the rest pretty easily, I used to be a fat kid but working out with that bulk for a couple years has me pretty built looking, couple more and I'll be a greek statue. The social ineptness from being a fat kid is hard to leave behind though.
>>27466103
>lose 45kg (currently 120kg, so I'm a landwhale)
>lift a lot so I have strength to defend myself
>get tan for my ugly white skin
>surgically remove stretchmarks and other skin injuries (mainly from self-harm)
>laser eye surgery (my eyes are allergic to any kind of contacts)
>surgery to fix hiatal hernia
>increase testosterone levels (TRT?)
should I even start this shit?
>>27468578
This perfectly describes me. It feels nice knowing someone suffers the same way as me.
>>27466103
>lift
>get rid of acne
>get rid of autismo
Clear skin (Mostly just acne scars that last a long time, not acne).
Some would say I need a tan, but I like being white.
Lift more, I already started this and saw some improvement
Fix my hair, my hair gets greasy/frizzy easily and looks terrible long. I currently use hair clippers to cut my own hair, could probably use a little cleaner of a trim.
Thicker beard, right now it's too sparse.
Grow 5 inches, I'm 5'7" right now.
>stop dressing like an autistic 12yo
>start lifting
the realization that I could become normal through sheer force of will only makes me more depressed
>>27468610
Definitely, man. Just losing a little weight will give you the confidence to keep pushing forward. Don't be the guy that gives up, be the man that overcame.
>buy a gun
>shoot myself eoth the hopes of being born into my next life as white
>>27466103
>literally just lift
That's it. I've already lost 17lbs. Now, I just need to begin lifting. Unfortunately, I don't understand all of the jargon and it's been nearly a decade since I've lifted. Anyone know how I go about starting this? Beginner material.
>Brush teeth
>Lose weight
>Height will never get better
>Get deeper voice
>Tan
>Need Charisma
>Lose baby face
The only thing going for me is my amazing hair
More lifting, now im skinny with well defined muscles (is there a name for it?)
