Why are traps and trannies so popular here?
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Why are traps and trannies so popular here?
We're so lonely we'll take anyone we can get, whether they be social outcasts or mentally ill.
>>27441094
Robots are closeted homosexuals.
robots think that a trap / tranny would like them, while in reality a passable trap is so rare and there are so many men who are into traps that they'll be facing even more fierce competition than with actual women
Because
Is there seriously anyone here who wouldn't suck it?
Traps are the future and robots are the avant-garde.
>>27441601
yes, I'm sure there's plenty of people who wouldn't stick a big girl-penis in their mouth.
>>27441601
For a decade I have resisted.
>tfw saved my first tranny gif
>>27441601
Its finally happened... They have finally become cuter than the cutest woman. I guess its time to be gay and find a cute trap to love.
I'd suck a traps cock. I'd suck anyone's cock at this point desu. I don't want to be openly slutty and gay in front of my friends though.
>>27441698
>>tfw saved my first tranny gif
let me guess, she left you after you "saved" her?This happened to me once.She just wanted a training boyfriend and not a real one that would go on dates and show her to his parents while full of pride of his gf.
>>27441601
http://www.xvideos.com/video19553259/pink_bubble_-_ts_cam_part_vi_
She has an incredible ass too.
>>27441762
>tfw one of your friends is probably like this
>>27441803
gif not gf
>>27441803
>>27441803
Are you fucking retarded, kiddo?
Damn memesters.
If you like traps does that mean you're gay?
And if r9k is a bunch of trap lovers, is everyone gay?
Because if so, everyone fuck off back to lgbt
>>27441803
Nice reading skills, faggot.
>>27441094
because traps are the best of two worlds
>>27441872
>If you like traps does that mean you're gay?
No, gays aren't attracted to traps at all. Ask any homosexual man.
The word you're searching for is transbian.
>>27441900
my dubs don't lie.
>>27441094
Since they look like cute women and try hard to be femenine they end up being a dream girl with a penis, and between a sociopatic man with a vagina (most women) and a woman with a penis, i pick the later.
>Pic fucking related
The only reason to not fuck/wife a trap like this is that you are incredibly afraid of being gay, i.e. you're a closeted bottom.
Also, they don't have the natural bitchness of the female mind.
>>27441601
Are you fucking crazy?
That masculine cock? I'm not a gay.
>>27441845
Id suck your dick too.
>>27441094
because standards are really fucking low
>>27441900
True. A trap would have the brain and loyalty of a man. A bi friend of mine have told me how much he prefers men because they are less impulsive and unpredictable. He told me a story about how one day on a road trip with his wife (a woman) she asked if he thought it would be nice to get some coffee. He said ya I guess, but kept driving as he passed a convenient store. She then burst into tears. He was left confused as to why she just didn't tell him what she wanted, that he had to anticipate her every need through vague comments.
>>27441094
They are not. It's just degenerate freaks from /lgbt/ that shit up the board and make threads constantly.
>>27441860
>>27441871
>>27441877
Sorry anons, the tranny gf PTSD is strong in me.
>>27442005
Wtf, who was driving?
>>27442033
>He said ya I guess, but kept driving as he passed a convenient store.
> as he passed a convenient store.
> as he
He was driving. I will do my best to type better, senpai. For you ;)
>>27442024
Its okay. We understand, bro. Its going to alright, you will find another trap to pound, I promise.
>>27441094
honestly, it's from spending too much time on the internet and being exposed to too much porn. After a while, vanilla tits and fanny gets boring
Because the men on /r9k/ have lost all hope at getting a woman, so they've decided to settle for men pretending to be women, thinking somehow they'll have a better chance with that.
Fools.
A hole is a hole / looks like a woman & like a woman.
I would fuck anything at this point.
>>27442191
Yes, Anon. Real women are so much better than traps!
>>27442225
I can smell the denial from your post.
>>27441634
I w-would...
>>27442191
There is a better chance since most guys are repulsed by traps. They are more desperate, unlike real girls that think they are too good for you. Even fatties are picky now, it makes no sense.
>>27441634
Do traps and shit even like to use their dick during sex or whatever? I assume they love anal masturbation, so their dick becomes useless.
>>27441094
having a bunch of lgbt drones posting 24/7 this degenerate shit isnt the definition of popular you psychofag
>>27441601
that's a fucking large dick
why I have a boner right now
>>27442347
you want to see psychofags, hop on over to the "did I find patrick bateman?" thread
New tranny bread :'3 yay
>>27441845
>>27441762
>tfw one of your friends is probably like this
I hope it's greg, he's cute
>>27442219
ugly butthole ruins it
>>27442537
Oh look who it is.
Current mood:disappointed but not surprised
>>27442537
Post a pic of your face, I've never seen it. You can blur out the eyes if you want. (please)
>>27442537
Why do you have to try and ruin everything?
Today, I learned that there are transsexuals in Japan.
I didn't know this.
>>27442669
Sorry!
>>27442764
I will take a new pic after my hair dries I promise.
>>27442780
Ruin? Or make awesome!!!
>>27442537
Youre amazing.
>>27442780
But she doesnt ruin anything.
>>27442929
Haha xd le memes pizza haha :33 I'm so random guise
What the fuck is this tumblr or Facebook circa 2009
>>27442496
I can't even deny it
the thick girly dick makes it even hotter
>>27442929
Okay, I will be waiting for that picture before I go to bed.
>>27442929
if you truly wanted to make this thread awesome you'd poast girltits
>>27442940
Pumpkin~
>>27442962
Are you trying to bully? Please do not do that.
>>27443070
Here ya go senpai. Fist of solidarity!!!
>>27443698
Get some Rogaine on that hairline.
>>27443723
I've always had a 5head senpai it's not going anywhere so don't you worry your pretty little face over it.
>>27443102
Tits, from last night.
>>27443698
do you find this as entertraining as i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wB2_rUeLf0
>>27443775
i wanna suck on your soft, sensitive nipples while i finger your cute tight and pink boipucci
>>27441601
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
>>27443796
Do I have to watch this? Give me a synopsis I hate getting second hand embarrassment.
>>27443815
Is that a threat???
>>27443900
thats a promise. now post boipucci like a good girl
there just as bad as women because of beta orbiters. if only all orbiters fucked off
>>27443900
Please tell me the story of how you "came out". Greentext if you can.
I want to come out but my parents would throw me out on the street.
>>27443832
It's like anon had a stroke
>>27441094
Because if you can't get the gf then you can become the gf.
And for the rest of the robots, what better gf than one who was/is a fellow robot. Since fembots don't exists, you have to create them.
Or that's the theory.
It's not that way in practice.
post boipucci please
>>27443698
>>27443775
Why must I fall right back in love? I was over this, damn it.... but you just look so petite and frail, I just want to cuddle you and maybe rip your ass apart with my dick and then back to cuddles.
>>27443900
Why... why do you cover your eyes? Like, we can totally see your face anyway, you know that right?
>>27443967
I will shortly I'm playin cards with the folks. Hang tight dear!
>go fuck tranny hooker
>it's not that good at all
>>27441094
They're not.
Shills like you get paid $0.005 to post about them every 15 minutes.
>tfw can never discuss traps with robots
>tfw pizza tranny always shows up and makes the thread about whiteknights replying to him
>>27443775
If you already have a bf why do you attention whore on here? Is he a cuck that's okay with you posting nudes?
>>27444009
I was about to post how I'm a trap with no bf until the last part.
You're completely correct.
Do relationships between two robots ever work out? I've noticed that being one myself is a deterrent.
>>27444184
Fucking trannies and traps are only good when you're a young horny teenager.
>>27444272
They only work if you drive each other to improve. You want somebody who accepts your faults but also encourages you to try and make yourself a better person. Complacency fosters codependency.
>>27444184
Greentext this shit senpai. What was bad about it?
>>27444009
>>27444272
It fails so much in practice because one party or both always holds on to normalfag ideals. Either the guy only wants a completely passing trap despite being a 'robot' or the trap claims to be a robot and want them, but is only looking for a nerdy Chad in actuality.
>>27444272
Many of us are boring people with no ambition and poor social skills. We just waste our lives with different forms of escapism. Two robots dating would probably just get bored of each other if they're like that.
I don't know but I'm glad it's a thing because this will hopefully encourage more people to transition increasing my chances of getting a gf with a penis.
>>27444342
>The relationships in which I'm encouraged to improve aren't romantic in nature at all.
>>27444368
Yes, in my experience people get bored or frustrated with me very easily.
>>27444175
Sure I'll wait. Enjoy
>>27444379
I agree with this. Girldick is delicious.
>>27444342
Codependency are what robots need. If they were capable of being more then they wouldn't be robots in the first place. Otherwise the other person is expecting their partner to be something other than what they really are.
>>27444393
Me too my friend. All I really do is play vidya, watch shows, and browse 4chan. Got nothing to really talk about outside of those. I am a dull person and I know it.
>>27443900
Is your boyfriend straight or bi?
>>27444272
Perhaps it could. But you've both got to be gay and have to be willing to work on relationship. Also, have to be willing to deal with each others issues. Some robots, not all, will be too focused on their own issues.
>>27442024
Did you actually have a tranny gf? Please elaborate.
I need your help anons. Yesterday, there was this thread about this guy who was a failure as a male, but he would look like a decent trap. Does anyone have his picture saved? I've asked a few times but so far no one has it.
>>27444448
Codependency won't make things better for robots. There are very few robots that can't be functional human beings with a proper support system. Encourage to try and improve, but don't get upset when they fail.
>>27444467
Any person who likes traps is probably somewhere on the bi spectrum.
>>27441094
because /b/ would post gore and other disgusting shit in EVERY trap thread then they'd say "go go /lgbt/" but its a sfw board and there isn't really any other place other than /soc/ which I will never go to
>>27444379
And they're starting HRT much younger now. Like literally as children. We are entering the golden age of delicious traps.
>>27444473
To be fair, that's reasonable. Some people can't deal with the issues of others when they can barely deal, or can't deal, with those of their own.
>>27444379
Hahah I love you attitude, anon, I'm like that too. Always encouraging people to transition, get on HRT, etc. I even tell dicklets and robots to just give up and become girls. All about stat, man; the more of them there are the better our chances!
>>27442320
I fap constantly and love being touched
people say like oh I haven't seen a lot of traps who do X but that's cause you can't tell the difference between them and cis girls. how are you supposed to go "that trap passes" unless you know they have a dick?
>there aren't many passable traps
>traps don't like their dicks touched
>traps are mentally ill
>>27444497
I think I know the one you mean. It was a height thread, wasn't it? The guy was 5'2" or something. The thread might still be in the archive. It wasn't that long ago.
They are a fetish, not people.
because a lot of r9k watches a lot of porn and eventually discover traps and its new and enticing to their appetites.
>>27444606
>says traps are mentally ill
>only knows traps who go on /r9k
>literally a board where most people are mentally ill
Some people are just stupid senpai.
>>27444465
source for the text?
>>27444512
>Codependency won't make things better for robots
Why wouldn't it? Their life stays the same but they have someone else in it to not be as lonely. If they're constantly pressured to be something else then they're prone to break even more.
>>27443775
I want to rub your tummy
>>27444659
The fact that these cross dressers took the term trap and use it as a positive thing is proof enough they are mentally ill attention craving homos.
>>27444678
The secret is a balance senpai. And that balance isn't the same for every person.
>>27444476
Had.
She changed a lot, like from nerdy insecure homely girl to wanting to party a lot and enjoying being a super normie.
Also from what she told me she only does guys at the gym now and she's a size queen literally doing niggers.
She's probably just trying to enjoy the life of a stacy she never had.Or I'm just a cuck who likes her too much even though she left me.
>>27441094
It's a meme for those who have never actually met a tranny. They're mostly horrible people. Histrionic and emotionally baggage driven nightmares.
>>27444677
It's just made up copying the dialogue style of the Legacy of Kain games. The wojak there is edited to look like Raziel from Soul Reaver. Good games, go play them.
>>27444717
>And that balance isn't the same for every person.
Then you can't claim that codependency wouldn't work for every robot.
>>27444607
That's the one. Do you know what I should search?
>>27444772
the games i was aware.
just wondering why i didn't remember this passage on them
>>27444703
>doesn't even realize most people outside of 4chan and porn don't even refer to trans women as traps
God damn, you never leave this bubble, do you? You must watch porn and post on 4chan all day. Sad!
>>27444821
I actually found it.
Search ">be me >18 years old".
Or try this:
>>27416623#p27416623
>>27444639
>Trying to trap
>See this image
>Feel discouraged
I don't think I'll ever be able to get an ass that seems to suck up someone's finger
>>27444855
Whoops. Fucked up. Well, you can still find it.
>>27444790
I see what you were saying. I was defining codependency as being too much coddling relative to that person. Sorry senpai, we just had a communication error.
>>27444855
Yep that's the one. Thanks a lot man
This place is full of closet fags
>>27443698
>>27443775
>>27443900
attention whoring this much on an anonymous finger painting forum
just gas yourself already
>>27444850
I've spent all day nearly every day on 4chan for the past 9 years.
I know how to create opinions based on small numbers of faggots and apply them to the whole.
>>27444914
>this place is full of loner fags*
>>27444869
anon do squats
there is an entire infographic on getting a better ass for traps floating around
>>27444869
It's okay honey, most traps pass if they actually take the necessary steps. I'm not even a trap, but I used some trap guide things to look more feminine and I could probably pass as a girl if I dressed up and put on makeup.
>>27444934
>>27444934
I know, I'm working on it. But the fact that it's so far away makes things seem very bleak.
>>27444922
She's cute and passable though, right?
>>27445000
i wish i could give you my butt desu
im straight and have a big round girly bubble butt
i will never put it to good use
>>27441094
Because men are better than women at everything including being a woman.
I could be friends with a trap. Hang out and stuff. If I was attracted to them enough then I could do lewd stuff to his butt.
Don't know if I could see a relationship, though.
>tfw trap
>Don't want a bf
>Sometimes get especially lonely and consider it
>Realize no guy would want to be in a relationship with me anyway
>>27445082
There's always someone willing. Finding a mutual attraction is the problem.
>>27445082
>>tfw trap
Stop, you aren't passable, and you know it.
>>27443775
please post more lewds
>>27445014
Well, yes, but isn't attention whoring kind of defeating the point of this entire website?
>tfw have the body and exercise for nice butt, but getting rid of hair is a nightmare because of sensitive skin and tough hair
Wonder if people like fuzzy traps, sounds disgusting though so probably not.
>>27445130
No, that is absolutely disgusting.
>>27445130
That's pretty gross. You wouldn't want an actual girl covered in hair, so why would want it on a 'trap'.
>>27445109
Wasn't that sort of what I implied?
>>27445112
Below the neck I'm certainly feminine;_;
>>27445186
Well not long hair, more of a short light fuzz. Not as gross but still not smooth and sexy.
>>27445049
I also wish I could donate my qt butt for the cause.
>>27445205
Try to get laser hair removal surgery.
>>27445082
It's okay, friend. I have a qt bf I met at a bookstore. We've been together for 2 years. He found out I had a dick and didn't talk to me for a month, and then he texted me and told me he's willing to try it.
>>27445201
No, it wasn't. You stated no guy would want to be in a relationship with you anyway, what that implies is that you find yourself completely undesirable and are possibly avoidant. But with your attitude it's easy to see why.
>>27445260
I thought it was clear that if I find myself undesirable, it's unlikely someone else will find me desirable, and thus mutual attraction won't occur.
Anyone here in illinois?
>>27445296
post a pic
i will tell you if i find you desirable
>>27445332
Posting a picture on 4chan is a very bad idea. My primarily problem is lack of attraction to who I am as a person, not physically, though that is part of it.
>>27445296
That's the sort of garbage that goes on in women's heads. They don't think they're pretty so they believe that nobody else does and anyone who says they do are liars.
Anyone in western massachusetts? I just want to suck dick please
>>27441094
Women are mean and gay, while traps are kinda like heroes/role models for becoming the girl.
>>27445371
Most robots, too. That's why robots don't react well to compliments.
are there any good trans ASMR channels?
i have seen a few but they seem schizotypal and have deep voices
>>27445377
You a trap?
You can suck my big dick if you want
anyone here even close to north carolina? who /desolate wasteland/ here?
where's pizza
>>27445620
No..unfortunately. I have no masculine features really.. I have a nice butt that can fool people into thinking I'm a full on trap though. Please let me suck you off if youre in west mass. You can dress me up anyway you like.
>>27445857
I wonder the same thing
>>27445857
Almost done. Getting my ass kicked in Rummy.
>be 12
>finally build up the courage to look for porn when parents are not home
>find some slut blog
>filled with anal sex pics
>fap
>reach a page with pics of full body
>see dick and bbobs on the same body
>get confused as fuck
>it was a trap
>first wank ever was to a trap faggot
n-no homo
>>27445950
post ur dick
Where are the passable uk traps?
>>27445950
i beg for feet
>>27446260
here's a pic from a another thread
>>27446282
here is another pic for you, I'm not pizza
>>27446282
>>27446303
thank you so much anonymous
>>27446372
You are welcome friend hope you're enjoying your fap
>Trans thread again on r9k
Not sure what to feel about this.
The reason I don't go on lgbt is because I don't want to be reminded I can't be a woman or the worst version aka tranny and now on the shitpost board I have to be reminded I won't be one either.
>>27446700
>The reason I don't go on lgbt is because I don't want to be reminded I can't be a woman or the worst version aka tranny and now on the shitpost board I have to be reminded I won't be one either.
Iktf. Depression is everywhere now.
>>27446700
just be gay and take it up the ass
>>27446700
How old are you? What do you look like? Sorry just trying to understand your situation.
>>27445947
Is no one in west mass?
How can I go about finding people that would let me suck their dick?
>>27446761
Let me put this way, it's not the fucking men that would put me off from the relationship, but me being a dude being fucked by a man if that makes any sense.
I need to go back to my anime backlog and stop browsing 4chan. These threads make me feel like shit.
>>27446822
God damn it, I should have updated the page before posting....
I'm 27, too tall, wide shoulders, face with manly features.
If I was younger I would try it since I actually looked like a girl when I was 12 (I had long hair).
>>27446910
not even passing is a cruel fate, femanon.
because sloth, hatred and pride (wickedness often espoused on this board) generally leads one into a deeper spiral of sin. Sexuality tends to consume these people, combined with their isolation from good people, they're bound to pick up unhealthy sexual habits.
>faggot on youtube is skinny and wears cute outfits as a joke
I just want to wear a skirt, end my life.
>>27446910
Trapping is a young man's game. Once you're over 25, it's over.
>>27445950
whats being an r9k tranny like? should i become a regular poster here?
>>27446994
Jacking off burns a lot of calories.
>>27447052
If you're not cute and passable, then you'll never be an /r9k/-approved trap.
>>27447052
Yes, you shoud. But, we WILL demand lewds and you'll have to deal with the haters.
>>27447043
>Trapping is a young man's game.
>young man
>man
Yeah keep telling yourself that.
>>27447103
>you'll have to deal with the haters.
cant be worse than the catty shemales in mtfg tbhon
>>27447091
f-fuck
>>27447126
Do you have thick skin? Are you prepared for bantz? Are you an attention sponge?
If yes, welcome to /r9k/ tranny posting :D
>>27447043
I don't want to be trap.
And I also know it's too late to transition, doesn't change the fact these threads kill me little by little though.
>>27447170
i basically die without (you)s ._.;;;;
>>27447103
Traps are not shemales.
Traps are male.
>>27447239
Heres one.Have fun
>>27447239
Post a lewd or suggestive pic of yourself and you'll get more (you)s than you can handle.
Every time you looked at that little exclamation point, it would be glowing bright red.
Because people are strange.
>>27447043
You can still be a cute femboy/twink who dresses up til you're like 30 I would say. But if you want to appear as an actual girl and not a cute boy then yeah 25 probably.
>>27447284
unsee.
cc/rumizeno
i only post butt hope thats ok
>>27442005
Traps are smarter than women but don't believe they are loyal. They're loyal to you in that they don't hate you or see you as a tool, and they'll always be your friend, but they're too horny not to cheat. They will basically fuck anything because although they have the brain of a man, that comes with the sexual appetite to.
>>27447436
You have a total man back like pizza.
>>27447477
thats bc im a man
>>27447126
It really can be worse, since a lot of stormniggers crosspost here, but please post anyway cause I've seen your picks are you're kinda cute. Have another (You).
>>27447253
"Male", yes. "Men", no. You have a lot to learn, son.
>>27447490
>thats bc im a man
It's abundantly clear.
>>27447502
Men are just adult males, not sure why you're being so autistic about it.
>>27443900
I don't know who else to ask because real newhalfs are rare, but what exactly is the dose of estrogen to look female but not comprimise my reproductive ability? I have a 7 inch dick so willing to allow for a little dick shrinkege but I cannot imagine not being able to cum or ejaculate.
>>27447526
these words are hurtful and just cruel anon
>tfw had glorious healthy hair down to my waist
>had it cut off in a repressive phase
NEVER REPRESS. That was four years work Q_Q
>>27447570
/r9k/ isn't a hug box. Go back to /lgbt/ if you want that shit.
Tripfags ruin these threads.
Tripfags FUCK OFF back to /lgbt/
>>27447598
/r9k/ is literally a hugbox tho
>>27447598
i was just kidding, i don't really care what u think bc daddy still wants my boipussy lmao
>>27447570
Well done, you lasted all of five minutes. Go back to /lgbt/ and don't come back until you grow stonger.
>>27447570
please post neck and jawline
>>27446994
>>27447065
Who is that guy in the bird mask with the maid dress on? I tried reverse image searching both of those pictures and Google-ing bird mask maid crossdressing youtube etc. but I'm not finding anything. Also how do you people even find these things in the first place?
>>27447609
What do you expect? Traps are desperate attention whores. So of course they're going to trip.
>>27447627
No it's not. People are constantly questioned and criticized. There is no moderation to protect a demographic.
>>27447628
Then why are you here begging for attention?
>>27447719
idk. why does anyone do anything @_@
all i mean is that idk when ppl on 4chan try to tell me i look like a man i dont really give a shit bc i pass irl and can walk outside to know that bc im not some shut in neet, so i dont really understand why anons try to hurt my feelings or tear me down
I want a trap friend to grind his soft, bubble butt all over my aching cock, teasing me until my balls stew up a couple of liters of love soup.
I want to grab his soft, juicy ass, force him onto a bed, forcefully take off his pants/skirt, then feel his soft, bare, naked ass with my own hands. I want to lick his taint, lube his asshole up with my own spit, then pull my throbbing hard cock out and slide it into his sweet, tender boypussy.
I want to take out all those years of sexual frustration out on his ass, as i pound it over and over, feeling his tight ass gripping my cock, squeezing it, prepping it for the volcanic eruption that will fill his asshole up with my cock juice. I want to hear him moan and gasp as I fuck his slutty little brains out.
>>27447779
Are you actually arrogant enough to believe people care about you enough to personally attack you? People look at what they see and make judgement. You posted a picture, it looked masculine, someone said as much.
WHERE DID PIZZA GO
PIZZA COME BACK
pizza, pls post your neck gurl
>>27447839
>>27447598
>>27447659
jc robots are too autistic for bantz
>>27447935
did you abduct my pizza
give her back
>>27447935
Shut up and post butt.
>>27444747
Almost all trannies are size queens to a certain extent. The cock sleeve I'm seeing literally worships my cock for hours on end. I think I've came at least like 12 times in one day between that and her deepthroating me like an animal.
>>27447935
do you have a feminine perineum raphe ?
>>27447977
i already did that and anon promised me (you)s but there were none >.>
>>27448015
ofc
>>27446994
>>27447065
>>27447683
pls respond I need to know this is driving me crazy
>>27444747
Trannies that betray fellow outcasts are the lowest of the low.
>>27448037
c-cc-c-c-could you post?
>>27448037
Not in this thread you didn't.
>>27442225
Who is that? Google gave me nothing.
>fell for the traps are gay meme
>get a bf since I must be gay right
>can never stay hard during sex or feel that much attraction to him
>realize I'm not actually gay
Never listen to 4chan guys
>>27448129
Don't blame 4chan when you fail to think for yourself.
>>27441742
This is it.
The attractive ones have modeled themselves after prostitutes
>>27448037
>>http://imgur.com/a/T4T6b
There we go. I went and found it. Here she is.
>>27448193
>she
Mate that is just a guy in a dress.
Get these freaks out of here, post cute passable traps only.
>>27448091
>>27448102
y'all thirsty
>>27448193
Really? That's terrible. Not the worst 'trap' I've seen but definitely below average.
Guess what I'm drinking /r9k/
>>27444107
I love you anon kun!!
>>27444266
I don't have a bf
>>27444685
Please do.
>>27445117
In due time sweet pea
>>27444138
Plausible deniability
>>27444467
I don't have one. My ex bf only ever dated women so you can come to your own conclusion on that. If asked he would say straight.
>>27447551
There is no way to half ass taking estrogen. Either it's not an effective dose, or you're sterile. Thems the brakes sweetheart. You'll still be able to have orgasms, but likely only clear colored stuff will come out or it'll be dry. Spermies will likely all die.
>>27443967
>Be 19
>Be in college
>On summer break
>In car with mummy
>She asks me what's been bothering me
>I cry a bunch
>Tell her I've decided to transition and that I'm on hrt
>She is super cunty about it
>"Uhhh are you sure you're not just gay?"
>Yes mom.. I'm sure. Thanks for the support...
>Ooookay then
>She kind of blows it off
>Couple years later I go fulltime
>Mummy comes around and accepts me
>Still haven't talked to dad since I was 18, but he probably pretends I don't exist
I would prepare some kind of backup plan if you're gonna come out to your rents. Like, find a place to stay somehow. It's going to be tough, but fuck your stupid parents if they don't accept you. It's more important to start transitioning asap if you're mtf. I was too afraid to come out while I was still living with my parents so I waited until I moved out. I still regret it. Don't let things sit and get worse! Rip the bandaid off!!!!
>>27446016
In a moment!
>>27447239
(you) <3
>>27447858
I'm here bb
>>27447910
In a moment anon kun
>>27448193
>those legs and feet
Never going to fool anyone with those
>>27442219
Looks a bit used
>>27448244
Is it cum, pizza? Pls say it isn't, I thought you were pure...
>>27448257
did you even look at the face?
>>27441094
The real question is:
Shy girls with tiny cute feminine dicks
or
Strong women with big veiny meaty cocks
>>27448222
>>27448244
just as the thread was almost dead
>>27448244
Probably baileys. It's a drink favoured by 50yearold women and homosexuals.
>>27448222
Holly shit does that look like someone I know.
"Heath Ledger" (M) here if you're who I'm thinking, plz confirm.
>>27448219
>>27448232
It's funny because the non attractive ones whore themselves all over the Internet.
>>27442537
cheesy bread with sauce is pizza
>>27448281
It's bad, but there are some roasties with horrible manfaces. I can't get past the legs.
>>27448289
Strong women with big veiny meaty cocks!
>>27448222
Could probably pound that ass and maul those tits but I dunno.
>>27441634
You're so wrong Jeb!
>>27446994
>>27447065
>>27447683
>>27448043
PLEASE RESPONSE I NEED TO KNOW HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THESE YOUTUBE PEOPLE ANYWAY IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
>>27448302
thats me >.> idk who u are tho
>>27448193
>those legs
please step on my face
>>27448353
Does your name start with an L? Also post moar.
>>27448222
>>27448193
You weren't this attractive last time I saw you, maddie.
>>27448400
estrogen is pretty kewl desu
>>27448272
I knew you would guess that.
It's a giant poz load anon .___. about to get pozzed up. Got my Truvada here ye boi.
>>27448298
I'm here for you!! Don't give up anon!!!
>>27448299
It's actually a white russian. Too much vodka in it though not enough kahula. I feel fucking drunk to be quite honest with you family this is the third one I've had today.
>>27448353
Not gonna lie, I would plow you Maddie .-. tfw guilty transbian desires
>>27447910
Neck is right here >>27443900
>>27448434
>It's a giant poz load anon
NOO DON'T SWALLOW IT YOU'LL DIE
>>27448434
lets be gay together qt
>>27448425
Can you post more please?
>>27448434
>I feel fucking drunk
Oh good. Then you'll be in the right mood to take lots of lewd pictures and post them right here.
If you're getting plastered then you may as well get plastered all over the thread, too.
>>27448434
>>27448472
>Female tripfags
This has existed for quite some time. Not sure why besides the whole "attention whore" thing. Japanese Lettuce Hardcore was the last one I remember before coming back here.
So what do you guys do? Tease virgin arcanines or what
>>27448434
>about to get pozzed up willingly
You sicken me. By all means, please catch it so you can die quicker.
meggie you demon
is there a pic of you in tight jeans?
>>27448513
This. Will you take requests, pizza?
>>27448472
Maddie are you a legit fetishist? That's really disgusting.
>>27448586
>GOT THE NAME WRONG FUCKING AGAIN
this hits too close to home
>>27448472
C'mere you lesbo. Shorter one gets to sit on the taller ones lap~
>>27448467
It's too late for me now anon. Get away while you can!
>>27448513
Honestly that will probably happen at some point tonight if I keep drinking .-.
>>27448559
I'm recruiting an army of rejected outlier males. Obviously.
>>27448569
Nig do you not understand AIDS related satire?
>>27448589
Maybe. Like what?
>>27448600
Do not bully!
>>27448492
anon said im a worthless attention whore and i look like a man tho =\ but i will post one more bc u are a sweetie
>>27448600
i like dick and girldick anon
>>27448638
w-wew
>>27448638
>AIDS related satire
Get professional help.
>>27448665
Take your autism pills, senpai.
>>27448244
>>27448434
>>27448638
i thought u gave up on us and i cried a bit
what shampoo do you use? do you use conditioner?
>>27448638
Goodboy. Down it and take your shirt off.
Looking forward to the competition between pizza and maddie.
>>27448694
the only competition is who can make the other cum more since we're lovers now
>>27448638
>It's too late for me now anon.
;_; I will visit you in the hospital every day pizza...
(pretend the woman in the picture is pregnant with AIDS rather than a child)
>>27448655boipucci when
>>27448665
Lose some weight. Maybe you'll lighten up a little.
GET IT
>>27448655
Honestly are you trying to turn me on? Also you have a much nicer ass than me wtf give me it
>>27448692
Conditioner is Renpure originals Argan Oil and the shampoo is the same brand, but sometimes I use regular dandruff shampoo >.> don't tell anyone shhhh
>>27448694
>Boy
Die :D
>>27448720
Don't tease ;~; I'm tipsy and vulnerable
>>27448736
>tfw ywn give birth to an AIDS baby
What's the point..
>>27448720
Meet together and take pics together.
Underage camwhores and tranny tripfags both collecting armies of orbiters to feed them attention and buy them things.
/r9k/ you have fallen so very far.
>>27448655
Don't listen to him, you can't please everyone. I think you look great and you have the ass of a goddess.
>>27448638
I'd like to see you in a revealing skirt. Skirts rule.
>>27448783
d-do you have skype
>>27448755
anon p-pls...im p-pure
>>27448783
>>27448851
>tfw pizza and maddie will never be your tranny moms and raise you in a happy and loving household environment so you can grow up to be a strong, intelligent, high functioning man and become a silicon valley billionaire and make sure your moms get to retire young in giant mansion filled with anime VR machines, hot tubs, and BDSM dungeon furniture
>>27448851
Be cool like pizza, maddie. Start drinking. You want to be cool, right?
>>27448783
danke schoen lieber schmetterling <3 (omg why wont it let me post umlaut o)
how do they smell though
>>27448244
>Guess what I'm drinking /r9k/
Hopefully bleach... sorry I'm not a trap hater, but I couldn't resist.
>>27448851
mad-e
more of your thighs
>>27448851
Yesss I do, but I don't wanna post it itt. Do you have a junk email I can send it to? :D
>>27448843
That can be arranged, but you'll have to be patient I have some stuff to do tonight in between camwhoring.
>>27448826
>Implying I'm not gathering an army ala Fight Club ;)
>>27448925
Come sit on mummy's lap anon.
>>27448959
Delicious ;D like Argan oil.
>>27448976
Bleach isn't even bad for you go ahead and try some.
>>27449028
>try some
Damn /lgbt/ does have the bantz.
>>27449028
yaaaa hmu at xxmaddie42069 at gmail dot com
>>27449000
ok anon but i dont think im gonna post anymore pics today <3
>>27449028
I wonder what the goal of pizza's version of project mayhem would be.
>>27449102
fugggg forgot spoiler
>>27449102
But senpai, I wanna see you girldick pls.
>>27449140
Oh dear oh dear. Forgetting the spoiler and just exposing yourself raw on the internet. Have you no shame?
>>27449102
o.o qt sockes my weakness
email subject is Hiiii just so you know it's me and not some faker out there
>>27449083
My bantz have been honed and tempered throughout the years. I've leveled all the way up. I have all the perks unlocked my dude.
>>27449136Giving needy trans kids hormone blockers so they don't have to grow up with shitty bodies that make them wanna an hero ;-;
Reee mayhem reeeee!
>>27449140
>that bruise
Is your bf beating you?
>>27449283
That's the spot where I hit her with a riding crop ofc.
>>27449140
thank (you) senpaibruise made it extra hardening
>>27449224
pizza desu what do you think about lanky boys that want to transition but are hairy apes?
also come listen to beethoven with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI
>>27443775
Why can qt traps like this ever make vids of them using an aneros in their boipucci? I want to see their feminine penis during prostate orgasm.
>>27441094
Because some of them have shockingly low standards, and it's the closest thing to a "female" some guys can get to. And by "female" I mean a guy with a cock.
>>27442537
What do you do for a living? Like your job or career?
>tfwyou will never have a bf or gf
thread is ded bc pizza and i are skyping now l-lol
>>27449509
Welp, just take some lewd snapshots and share them.
>anyone /trading onyourwings/ here?
i'm trading the smiths for the modest mouse one
>>27449509
Rofl this.
We're hoarding all the lewds to ourselves now sorry boys~
/puts hat on doorknob
>>27449380
I think you need to go on Groupon and buy many laser hair removal packages.
>>27442537
Pizza, I'm disappointed in you.
>>27441908
>Ask any homosexual man.
lol, you think if you asked any heterosexual man if they like traps irl they would say yes?
>>27449553
fucking savagery ;/
>>27449509
>>27449553
>give traps attention
>they still prefer eachother
life is truly suffering
>>27449604
They'll be back. They need the attention. Traps are the sluttiest of the slutty. One source of attention is never enough.
how do i get people to fuck me in the ass
>>27449631
Use lube.
>>27449647
Okay thanks, im gonna go now.
>>27449553
>tfw pizza will never be faithful if you date her
Pretty turnoff desu
>>27449630
its too late the damage has been done im gonna go cry myself to sleep whilst listening to chopin
good night
>stumble upon a trap on OKC
>we have 95% match and even if he's ugly the personality seems neat
>notice she's 6'2 and I'm 5'7
Do I do it? I'm almost at the bottom of the degeneracy pit already.
>>27449714
here. have somethin nice to cry yourself to sleep to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACc9897ulUU
fucking mad-e teased me with her god-tier thighs and left
savage
Praise be to the Queen, she's live on /soc/ right now. Goes by charlottecherryxo on kik if anyone wants to try and milk some nudes out of this whore.
>>>/soc/23551578
>>>/soc/23552101
>>27441094
>why do social rejects post on the social reject board
gee i dunno familia
>>27444272
>Do relationships between two robots ever work out?
I met a cute robot off the map threads we used to have before they moved to infinitychan. Despite having very different hobbies we still had fun but he had to move a few states away. It was worth it and great time because we took care of each other despite not understanding what hurt the other one.
Also, it's an incomparable joy to be able to banepost during lewd time
>*hug and wrap legs around him* "was getting caught part of your plan?"
>"OF COURSH"
>you're a big guy
>4U
>>27449765
Her thighs are mine now sorry~ They say property of Pizza T. Ranny.
>>27449670
What gave you that impression? I've never cheated on somebody. I'm single right now so I can do whatever I want ._. am I wrong?
>>27449630
I'm still here I'm just...distracted.
>>27449604
Sorry anon but have you seen her? She's so pretty.
>>27449554
Why's that?
>>27450022
>tfw you'll never know what pizza and that other slut are talking about
Why live
>>27450065
Butthole-stretching techniques, probably.
w-wow...pizza is super qt and n-nice...
>>27450065
You know I'm just teasing you guys. We're just sharing the usual get to know you stuff.
>>27450110
>Techniques
No need. Pic related.
>>27450244
>>27450250
She is amazingly qt and very nice. Catch up.I luv pizza
>>27450250
how tall are desu?
>>27450250
>tfw you'll never get to know pizza
What requirements must I have
>>27450250
>pic related
Goddamn you tease.
>>27450244
No u <3
>>27450355
I'm 5'7"
>>27450374
We can talk sometime anon. I have a lot of people on steam that I chat up when I have time. >.< Just kind of have a lot on my plate atm
>>27450407
You know you love it
>>27450519
Pizza, what are your hobbies?
>>27450519
>tfw a feminine trap is taller than you are
>>27450519
>tfw pizza is taller than you
i actually am dwarven.
i'm hanging out with /mtfg/ crew in 3D rn
>>27450519
BOIPUCCI NOW
>>27450519
do you have a bad dragon ?
>>27450681
Fucking disgusting. I would only hang out with passing mtfs
Because even god thinks some of us deserve love.
>>27450795
>flopping weiner
How do you people stop from bursting out laughing at that?
>>27450795
me_and_pizza.gif
>>27450834
I probably would if if it even happened to me. I'm gunna be a virgin forever though.
>>27450838
In your dream maybe
>>27450838
More like you and the whole thread, one after the other.
>>27450681
Where's that? tfw not cool enough to post in /mtfg/
>>27450574
Competitive eating, boy punishing, urinal cake taste testing, doing research chemicals, crying into a breast pump, vidya, listening to hour long ambient albums that sound like the same few bars repeated over and over again.
>>27450640
Sorry dear
>>27450671
How tall are you Pleb?
>>27450693
You first
>>27450704
No, but I really really want one. I don't care if it's expensive degenerate shit.I want the dog shaped one. Do not bully me about it.
>>27450838
You know which one you are in that gif ;D heh heh hehh
>>27447502
I think you mean "stormfriends". They serve an important purpose on this site and are hilarious.
>>27450956
Dammit, pizza. Where are these drunken lewds you were promising?
>>27450905
maybe someday anon....
>>27450956
N O T L E W D E N O U G H
>>27447683
>>27448043
>>27448347
Jesus fuck here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQ0bt-D9mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfxIUms-Mk
>>27450956
you mean the one that has THE KNOT
speaking of knots, brings me to dark times when i used to browse pornsocket
>everyone paying attention to pizza
>no one replies to my trannypost
>tfw not a tripfag
>>27450956
5'4" desu.
>tfw tiny hon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkoX86SoDy4
:19 seconds in is the correct way to deal with attention whoring men in women's clothing.
>>27451066
Which one? And are you passable?
>>27451066
hi, where is post senpaitachi
>>27450956
come to portland pizza!!!
straight up cuck me IRL
>>27451066
Go to bed Jillian, you have school tomorrow.
>>27451085
Post a picture. Being that short can only help.
>>27451205
i did that earlier. fuck that noise. i got honest responses but i just look like a masc fat dude.
>>27451085
>5'4"
Are you me?
But a more original me who doesn't get muted.
Tfw too afraid to post in thread even though this one actually seems semi friendly for once
>>27450957
I love stormfriends. I love them more when they reluctantly admit they wanna put it in my butt. /pol/ btfo
>>27450982
I have a headache now ;-;and I'm talking to Maddie
>>27450995
S O R R Y D E A R
>>27451059
Yes.. I want to take the knot. NO I'm not furry and NO I don't want anything to do with real animals so don't get any nasty thoughts in your head.
>>27451066
I will give you attention bb don't fret
>>27451085
When are you getting your hair done?
>>27451164
Are you one of these Portland mtfs I keep hearing about? Identify yourself citizen.
>>27451219
Lose weight then and enter small boipussy mode.
>>27451261
whenever i dunno what to do so i just fucking give up
>>27451261
LEWDS OR CYBERBULLY
>>27451274
yeah, i have a massive jaw. i can never pass. find me in a tc room rn if you wanna see me senpaitachi.
>>27451261
I'm your cuck, remember?
>>27451205
Who is this? And no I don't have school you hick. I havent been to school in 2 years.
>>27451261
i restrain myself to artificial knots nowadays
The reality is that we like traps because they essentially are men with the appearance of women.
>>27451279
I wish I could motivate you somehow. You're like on the cusp of passing fine :/ Please don't give up.
>>27451317
Nyehhh go ahead and cyberbully I guess because it's gonna be a bit.
>>27451355
OH, it's you. When are you going to be a good cuck and get mummy a birthday present?
#findom
>>27451396
I'm proud of you anon. You don't want that shit in your browser history.
>>27451261
Oh that's just cruel. You and maddie stripping for each other and not sharing a thing.
>>27451349
I looked in the archive and couldn't find anything. I don't use tc. You should post here again. You don't need to pass to be boipussy mode.
>>27451364
A random anon. Post your butt then. We both know you want the attention.
>>27451455
seriously though when are you coming to portland?
>>27451455
>You're like on the cusp of passing fine
KEK
E
K
no hugbox.
>>27451486
eldritch visage is what you need to look for an old pic of me.
>>27451486
>random anon
Sure, that's why you knew me by my first name and even what images I use when I shitpost. Is that you Cammy?
Plenty of MILFs about. Plenty of MILF qt's
>No such thing as a TILF
Moment they hit 40 its Fred Flintstone in a dress
>>27451566
trannies age better than real women because we dont go through menopause =^.^=
>>27451563
perinium please
>>27451529
I don't know if you'll pass but losing the weight and fixing your hair would go a long way.
>>27451563
Post your butt and I'll tell you.
>>27451631
Best you're getting Dempsey.
Kyle?
Who tho
>>27451566
Isn't this just bias? The older trannies you see today had less access to proper HRT, and surgeries, etc, during their youth and also transitioned later in all likelihood.
i think pleb has low self esteem ;~;
>>27451631
nah, i wont desu
>>27451700
i got enough senpaitachi. dw!
C-can I post too guys?
>>27441094
they're usually neets themselves and usually have good interests like vidya gaems, making them easier to relate to.
>>27451688
No butt so no name.
>>27451730
Are you on hormones? Be a femboy if you can't pass.
Pathetic prison gay virgins desu senpai
>>27451744
spread your ass and post it pls i wanna fuck it and then put my dick in your mouth
>>27451744
yes but that's not you
>>27451786
i am, and i'm too manly for that. read mytrip.
>>27451006
what the fuck was thatoriginality one two three four
>>27451786
Fine, here senpai. Who dis
>>27450834
>staring at the weiner
spot the fag
>>27451857
Worry not, pleb. One day they will perfect cloning and brain transplants and you'll be able to get a nice new body grown to order.
>>27451809
That's a bit too lewd right off the bat anon, but I've got some lewds
>>27451815
Yes it is :o what makes you say that?
>>27451890
>implying i won't off myself in a few years
>>27451857
You could do that. Being a girl is a stretch.
>>27451867
You don't know my actual name and deleted me. Fat butt.
>>27451951
It's not my butt anyway so w/e. Kinda curious who you were but I won't post my butt for it.
>>27451951
nope.
>imblyming i can be a femboi
maybe a body builder, but not a femboi
>>27451915
too cute + 4chan filename
b-boobs?
>>27451924
Hold on, pleb. There is hope yet.
We're all going to make it.
>>27451867
bit gross lad desu
>>27451972
Why not slut? You've shown it to enough people.
>>27451975
Try losing the weight, it will help.
>>27452007
not me
>>27452041
it won't it will make my bones more pronounced.
>>27452040
It's Chris-chans ass
>>27452041
I don't know who you are so I don't know whether I should feel bad.
>>27451987
Oh i guess i could see how that'd be suspicious. Also my boobies are still hella small. It's mostly just puffy nipples.
>>27452082
What's to feel bad about? You send out your butt on a whim.
>>27452157
what about your feet
>>27452157
puffy doesnt begin to describe that
>>27452157
hnnnng oh my god
>>27452210
Sure anon. It's weird how often i get asked about feet
>>27452211
Ohh, i-is that bad?
>>27452209
I don't know what you're talking about, random person.
>>27451744
so cute
too bad its really some faggot with a soon to be mutilated cock
face from that angle is literally perfect
>>27452273
do you have a cute butt
can you post a pic like this
>>27452394
m8
>asking for generic ass shots
just get the fag to post a timestamp
>>27452273
>implying its a bad thing
what are you, gay?
>>27451459
>Boys think this is what grills do in private
Silly boys. Though I did show her a pic of me without my eyes censored that I won't be posting here.
>>27451520
When I can afford to .-.
>>27451529
Honestly not hugboxing you :/ you would look so much better after haircut and weight loss sweet pea..
>>27451915
Oh hi you .-. you should take over the lewd posting so I can work on other things
>>27452394
>>27452394
anyone's butt looks good from that angle anon
>>27452536
timestamp now tranny
write it on your bum
>>27452586
>Asking Maddie to timestamp
Please lurk more
>>27452372
Thanks? I plan on keeping the peen though
>>27452394
I think it's pretty good. Heres an older pic
>>27452462
Yes?
>>27452514
I'll do my best Pizza
>>27452606
moar feet please
Now I have a boner.
When are all you fags gonna take responsibility for this shit?
>>27452613
>asking for feet when you can have more butt
You gay, anon.
>>27452613
footfags out
>>27449825
Any more of him/her?
>>27452606
good to know ,mh,hmmhhmh
>tfwywn experience this
>>27452868
fucking unfair
>>27452839
please fubin more
>>27452839
Lewd O.O k-keep going
more pornnnn
too bad about the fake tits tho
>>27452839
Oh snap that's me :o guess you've caught me last time i popped up
>>27452643
can we have both?
>>27453009
Then there better be more of that.
>>27452613
here's another feet pic not her btw, nice eyes btw
>>27453009
Insanely cute.
>>27453009
very original comment dedededede
>>27452932
Anything for Pizza ^_^
>>27453107
There is anon no need to worry
>>27453298
I bet that little dick wouldn't even work. More butt/fullbody.
>tfw a lot of the traps you see have bigger dicks than you
It's not fair.
>>27453376
Hey its not that small! It's like a good 5 inches ;~;
>tfw u and pizza are snapchat friends now
this is a rly good feel...d-desu
>>27449715
THE DEED IS DONE
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY
>>27453501
No, you're right. That's absolutely massive.
Good thing you've got a pretty mouth and butt, or you wouldn't get anywhere.
>>27441094
Because mods won't ban them.
They don't really moderate anything here.
>>27441601
Her face and boobs are beyond adorable, almost near perfect 2D.
I wouldn't suck it, but I'd lick my hand and jerk her off while I came in her ass.
>>27452868
sauce pls desu
>>27453501
Please be my trap gf
>>27453522
>tfw qt sending me selfies
<333 !!
>>27453522
I wish i could know this feel /~\
>>27453577
Pls no bully, mones made my peen smaller. I used to be a whole 5.5 inches you know!
>>27453709
I'm not good at long distance desu
>>27452514
idgi
>>27453522
>>27453713
>ywn be snapchat friends with pizza and maddie
>>27453852
So it was always small, almost is if you were made to trap.
Not like it's needed anyway. You can just do what you're doing in the pic.
>>27453852
can you make webms
>>27453979
I literally just downloaded this snappy chatty thing. You can add me if you want dear.
>>27453852
You can add me too sweat pea.
>>27454454
what's your username for snapchat?
>>27454030
Honestly its not a bad size. I never really cared for size.
>>27454153
Ahhh, i would but i don't really have a lot of videos to make webms with
>>27454483
Is your name sweet pea? >:c
>>27454503
i want to roll around in bed with you ;_;
>>27454542
Is the username somewhere earlier in the thread Pizza? :o
>>27454546
I've got a big bed just for that sort of thing anon ^_^
THE most degenerate thread of
A L L
T I M E
>>27454609
*le butt squeeze*
Yeah my username isPizzaLewd
For now I'm only going to add you and Pleb.
Also you should really get a tripcode sweetie :3 I can think of a good name for you.
>>27454659
>>27454724
Feel the pure raw cringe
>>27454659
my name should be literally who on there
>>27454754
;_; shut up anon. It didn't show up for like 5 minutes. Go to your room!
>>27454764
kk
>>27454659
Alright qt i added you ^_^
>>27453298
saved for later dick pwnage
>>27442219
Don't go that low
I did, still feel sick about it
Hooked up with a tranny on Craigslist
Ad said mid twenties, light brown skin, ready for action
Got to the motel, ready to go, dick is practically dripping cum
She shows up
Mid sixties, beer belly, dark black, 6'4", huge hands, had a full beard, blond wig, makeup, schoolgirl skirt, white shirt, really lispy high pitch voice
Stood between me and the door, I am waiting for a gun to appear, to be robbed, raped, killed
Nope he prisses around, calls me daddy, takes out a couple of joints, some rum and a bottle of lube
Figure I am the bottom, not what I wanted, nope I was to be the top
Tell him I need the lights off, he had candles
Took out his dentures, i'm getting sick, pulls down my shorts and gives me the baddest ass blowjob I ever had
We ordered pizza, had some smoke, drink and slow danced, he wanted no reciprication, he wanted to be a girl
Fucked him like no tomorrow
Was supposed to be just Friday night, we stayed in that room, fucking until Sunday
Saw pictures of his grandkids, told me about being a Marine in Vietnam, about his wife dying, I held him as he cried
We get together about once a month, he will be 70 in July, we are going to Las Vegas to celebrate
I am a 26 year old white man fucking a toothless, black, senior citizen, crossdresser, I am pathetic and disgusting
>>27452868
Weakest cumshot of all time award goes to that guy who jerked it four minutes before the shoot.
>>27455775
kek i love these stories
you all should be killed. Gay mental illness fucking fags.
>>27448289
I choose strong women with big veiny meaty cocks.
>>27456577
atta boi anon
>>27456598
HOLY FUCKING SHIT is there MORE?
Holy shit this thread is about to make me cum.
>>27454984
Falling for the trip meme
>>27456598
This big enough?
>>27453852
Fuck you're hot. Where do you live?
>>27455775
>>27455891
that is the most disgusting thing i've ever fucking seen besides this thread
>>27456700
Yeah I haven't been able to get horny the last week, when I look at regular porn it just bores me, and this thread is curing me.
>>27454787
Pizza where are you from? You're cute. 6'4, big dick edgy high salaried guy herenot kidding. Interested
>mfw I crossdressed on /b/ in 2009 and made everyone gay but it was suppose to be a joke
>install grindr to try and find a cute, dominant girl with a penis
>don't have any illusions that i'm not a raging faggot, it's just what i like
>they're almost exclusively ugly or won't reply to me
well... fuck
>>27441094
some of us spent so long pushing the boypussy agenda that it actually stuck and became "board culture :^)"
>>27448289
shy girl with big, thick meaty cock. Why is it even a choice?
>tfw no cute virgin bf to make him stick his NEET cock into me
>tfw no original post
>>27458768
>tfw not cute
>tfw no one will ever fuck me
Jdimsa
>>27458768
Is that you? You'll find someone
>>27458768
You still around? That's a cute butt there hey
>melbourne
when?
>>27459705
What about melbourne?
Is it gay if I fap to traps?
I can't fap when the dick's in the image, but of it's just the face it turns me on
>>27458768
>cute
>virgin
>neet
Does not exist
None of the bullshit of a woman, all of the benefits.
>>27459831
mainly about it's lack of qts
>>27460049
Its like qt central for Australia
>>27460328
everyone keeps saying this but I don't believe it, I guess if I was in the lewd scene more and went to flaming clubs maybe
>>27460387
Well there's nothing stopping you. Also there's some qt's on /b/ and here from Melbs
>tfw no qt boys in my area
pic is me btw ;)
>>27461079
Where is your area?
>>27461277
In Norway
>>27461346
Well that's a long way away. Norwegians look pretty cute though. Why don't you get out and about and meet some qts?
>>27456713
Any more of her?
Original
>>27461379
qts are rare and far away.
>mfw all trannies will look like shit and kill themselves when they hit 30
>>27461404
Do you live in a small town or something? There must be someone around for you. Or you could travel. Get bred by some chavs ;)
>Bump limit reached new thread is here to continue
>>27461444
>>27461444
>>27461444
>>27461461
New thread got deleted
>>27461434
>Do you live in a small town or something?
Yes
>Get bred by some chavs ;)
Nah, Im only interested in qts : )
>>27461574
Why don't you find a nice guy in Sweden or Finland and travel then?
>>27461590
This, scandenavian traps are so fucking hot, if I ever find a qt blonde with genetics like most swedes or nor's I'm gonna hnnnng
>>27461079
Are you blonde?
