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>post attempts at socialising
>bonus: she/he replies.
I can tell you're a virgin just from that text.
>seen
Shit that stung a little bit
>>27428186
OP here, girl #2
How much of /r9k/ actually has normiebook?
>>27428297
Girl #3
>>27428186
>>27428297
>>27428427
This is brutal. How do you keep going?
Please post more
origiinalo commentanto
>>27428186
>emoticon
>>27428297
>asking her instead of telling her, telling her you have nothing to do
>Aw
>>27428427
>wanna, instead of "let's"
>Aww
>okies
Trill Sammy blox
Uhhhhhh
People are strange
>>27428449
>>27428427
If she's not interested, I just move on.
>>27428532
I see that but damn I feel like I'm being rejected by just reading these
>>27428532
Grill #4, attempt #2
>>27428532
>>27428588
What's the point of putting um? You write your texts like you're writing a screenplay dialogue.
>>27428532
Dude lmao... you are being disgustingly beta. Is it on purpose? Just to make us laugh? I hope so.
>All these fucking normies with all these female friends/gfs posting on my board about their girl problems
I'm at the point where I'm not even triggered anymore.
Why is this even allowed? It's like posting about Micky Mouse on /a/
>>27428532
the "so... yes or no" was not necessary, she made it clear she was not interested after reading and not replying to your first message.
>>27428532
>>27428588
Reading this makes me angry at you for being such a push over bitch. So fucking beta
>>27428588
Girl #4, unexpected turn of events.
>>27428659
What's he supposed to do? Call them liars? Demand that they make time for him?
>>27428588
Have you gotten any better?
Even you're text seems awkward. That doesn't make sense. Why can't you just talk normal? It's like you're purposely self sabotaging yourself before the first date. How are you even getting in contact with their Facebooks? Creeping for them or asking them?
>>27428427
>Aww okies
wew lad
>>27428501
>not using smileys
mate are you fucking retarded. Girls love that, seriously, especially if they use them too, no wonder you're a virgin.
>>27428700
I go up and talk to them. Girls 1-3 are fairly old, some are now friends.
>>27428695
>genuinely interested in hanging out
>means she probably wasn't lying about being busy
Wait, so you mean not all girls are cunts who lie to prevent feeling guilty?
>>27428697
Why continue with the cringe pleasantries? No need to continue any contact with them at that point. No need to orbit some mediocre bitch, just say ok and never talk to them. No, oh, maybe next time xD. Fuck them. If they don't even attempt to reschedule they have no interest
>>27428297
>aw
>>27428427
okies
>>27428532
those emoticons "Sooo yes or no?"
ugghhh
>>27428741
not when you're an ugly faggot,
reminded her, if she had done some extra credit assignment, jokingly poked fun at me for not having completed it, I froze, couldn't think of anything witty to say.
might as well have gone with
y-you too
swear to god I will grow a pair by the end of the semester.
>>27428741
I avoid them until they're absolutely necessary. Like adding emotion to a sentence.
>>27428827
>heh
We think that shit it stupid, she definitely does.
>>27428427
>okies
I'd reject you too holy shit.
>>27428514
>both users have same profile pic
What are you doing?
>>27428870
that means she's seen it your message
ill post but i need confirmation. will messenger notify the other person if i take a picture of the screen
>>27428909
Oh, sorry senpai. Didn't know that's how facebook chat works.
>>27428932
Only Snapchat sends a notification. All others are fine.
>>27428933
Maybe you should hit up random chicks from time to time to pick up on your game ;^)
>>27428932
I read you can put your shit on airplane mode while watching it and take a screenshot and they won't know. Never used snapchat before so I couldn't say if it's true
Idk what I'm doing, at least it's just text
>>27429058
Are you talking to a bot?
It's not worth it dudes
I went out tonight to a few clubs and spent half of it groping and making out with this qt I work with for hours and then she spent fucking ages trying to sort out meeting up with her friends she lost and getting home
So I just fuckimg left her. Not worth your fuckimg time desu I'd have rather stayed in and played guitar or dark souls.
Please, please stop using emojis/smileys. That shit screams "virgin" to every woman you text. You can only pull off emojis if you are a cute Chad. You guys should try being blunt and straightforward with no emojis.
>>27429104
No it's a real person. Idk how to get the balls to just ask to see her titties or something
I left shame a long time ago.
>>27429112
Learn to admit defeat and try something different anon. Isn't that what Dark Souls teaches you?
>>27429165
Girls definitely like emojis
I use them when the conversation takes a joking direction
Don't ever use them for normal conversation really
>>27429204
Holy shit anon. Thanks for the laugh you cringey bastard
I got a date on Monday somehow
Like holy fuck what am I gonna do
>>27429210
Guess so
Like fuckimg bitch had me walking up and down the street looking for her friends and wasted like 49 minutes of cold as English weather fannying around before calling a taxi like I'd just wait like a good little boy. Then fuckimg screamed at my back when I walked off. Like I'm that desperate lel.
Dark souls teaches me to not try the same thing twice. Either she apologises to me like a big girl or I just pump and dump someone else lel
well it wasnt an attempt but it was the time we talked
what do you all make of this
>>27429357
>Save the environment
I hope this is a joke.
>>27429210
Anor Londo snipers is all I'm going to say
Hippies talking
Sheis not my girlfriendand I dont't think she ever will be
>>27429410
Pretty sure she's joking. I'm just surprised she's willing to share a vehicle with a strange man she barely knows
>>27429368
Talk to her again at a reasonable time?
>>27429224
duly noted senpai
should I wait for her to drop one first before I start using them?
>>27429357
How does she look like?
>>27429428
you both sound like insufferable cunts
Thread will probably die in a few hours so here's the truth:
>>27428186
Girl #1 was sent to the wrong person but with the same name. Didn't notice since both didn't use their own faces.
>>27428297
Never texted Girl #2 after that.
>>27428427
Girl # 3 is a good friend with great sense of humour. Banter with her occasionally.
>>27428532
Situation yet to unfold with Gril # 4
>>27429456
My friend said she looks like a female version of me so Idk what that means.
I think she's cute, a little thicker than I usually would prefer but oh well. She's pretty and seems fun and nice but we'll see
>>27429368
Girls words don't mean anything if they don't follow through remember that. Please remember that. That's how they "lead guys on." They'll say "yeah let's hang out sometime soon!" And "aww I miss you let's go out this week" then you call them up and they ignore you. Then you call them out on ignoring you and leading you on and they say they weren't leading you on "just being nice." They are manipulative to the core, they really can't help it. So it doesn't mean anything unless they actually act on it.
>>27429454
No, girls use them far more freely
Use them only in situations where you're trying to be funny or trying to lighten up a text
>>27428619
i always write those kind of sounds just to add realism to the conversation. Makes it look less robotized. But then again you gotta know how to pull off that game
>>27429443
that message was sentfebruary 8is it reasonable to talk soon? i usually only text every month or 2 or if there's a holiday
>>27429522
Sure, if you want anything to happen though you might want to make it more regular, I mean I wouldn't go straight into daily messaging but you know what I mean
>>27429457
lol
I don't speak like that to regular people. That kind of talking is reserved to children of the light
>>27429410
Just justifying her need for a ride, so she doesn't seem entitled.
>>27429357
Good luck anon.
>>27429705
>children of the light
>>27429736
Thanks anon, appreciate it. She's an SJW and I'm a anti-political nihilistic turbo autist so I'll need all the well-wishing I can get
>>27429522
No that's far too long to make contact again, it's too awkward.
Is there a major event going on? You're lucky it's Easter, so maybe wish her a happy Easter and then go from there.
>>27429856
Run.
>>27429866
I'm not in it for the long game friendo, she's a freshman and I'm a soon to be 5th year senior dropout who's moving across the country.
Plus I'm sure she'll realize how fuckin weird I am at dinner
note to self - do not get drive thru fast food or smoke in the car until after this date in order to minimize smell
>>27429803
There's just no escape from the love I have seen
>>27429517
writing um is not a good idea dude. its one thing to say um irl but to actually type it makes you look timid as hell
>>27429629
i want to but i at this point i have no idea how i can start talking to her again. when i say something, she'll give one response and change to topic to school work. that picture i just posted, i started off by wishing her a happy new year. she said thank you and started telling me how stressed she is about her stressed she is about her upcoming exams. i just went through out old conversations and that's how it's been at least 90% of the time. it's almost comical at this point.
>>27429932
It always depends on the situation man. Like pretty much everything
>>27429950
i meant to say i wished her a happy chinese new year. and of course, i didn't mean to repeat stressed in the next sentence.
>>27428695
She has patrician taste
t. /tv/
don't worry guys. I am more retarded than anyone here.
you guys would have alot more luck if you werent trying to be so fucking nice and apologetic about every godamn thing. i swear its only white people that act this way.
>>27429993
Please explain senpai
>>27429972
its one thing if someone texts you and you reply with um. this indicates you are unsure about your response or things might change. initiating a conversation with um in a text is pointless and just looks beta.
>>27429972
It can definitely be tough if you have nothing to talk about... Obviously if I had all the advice in the world I wouldn't be here
all these texts about class / university
just now realizing how horribly old i am compared to the majority of people on here..
>>27430068
silence of the lambs is an icredible movie
>>27428741
>smileys
Get off the internet, grandpa. They're called emojis now
>>27430096
>>27430086
"Um, I guess" would be a good usage imo. But I'm more a "hmmm" guy. Like "hmmm, I guess". Makes it sound less douchey
>>27428695
Nice!
Now GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
>tfw a girl messages you first and you're so fucking boring you even manage to fuck that up
jej, I will never see a vagina. Even fat chicks leave in disgust.
I tried to ask a girl out last year.
1/3
>>27430463
>I'm not the girl for you
Girls suddenly gain clairvoyance when they're not interested in you I guess.
Only want a weebfriend
>>27430485
Forgot to post image...
2/3
>>27430499
I lied to her. I was very upset.
>>27430499
>Not just saying "A date"
>>27430521
>Apologizing for her apologizing
lel what the fuck am I reading
>>27430499
should just have said a date
>>27430556
I didn't want her to think I was a "Nice Guy" who believed that she owed me a relationship or something.
>>27430379
I like how you targeted a girl with an equally huge schnoz. Smart move, but unfortunately it didn't work out.
when i asked a girl out i went up to her and asked face to face.
im still in that relationship after a couple of years.
>>27430621
You then proceeded to act exactly like those fags, except more beta.
Not even trolling m8, this is just confusing. Disclaimer: I am a fucking asshole and nobody likes me so you should probably ignore everything I say
>>27430569
I got nervous and overthought it. I guess felt like calling it a straight up date would have put too much pressure out of nowhere because we had only met a couple weeks before. You're right though, in hindsight there was no need for all the fluff.
>>27428529
Thanks for the laugh, I really enjoyed that.
Less is more, op.
If you want to ask her out, just simply message "grab food/coffee?" or something equally short and to the point.
>>27430691
everyone makes mistakes brah
you still had the guts
don't be afraid to let her know that yes, you wanna see her. You have the right to feel that way and she's certainly not the one who can decide of how you will act about that
When asked if it's a date, you could've plain said "a date", because that's what it was for you. Don't be afraid to want those kind of things, anon. Don't even think about her answer, just tell the truth.
>>27430521
At least she had the decency of not leading you on. Count your blessings anon, that girl is actually pretty ok
>>27430521
>DONT THINK IM UPSET WITH YOU BECAUSE IM NOT!!
your life would have been better as an anime girl
next time thank her for honest and delete number
>>27428827
> heh
You might as well have said wew
>>27430103
Our loneliness knows no age limit :3
>>27430806
this guy gets it
if she says no, just laugh it off and say np bro we'll catch up another time
People, please, stop this madness. It only makes it worse
>>27429204
denko
There's got to be more people on /r9k/ with rejection stories than this.
Been talking to this girl in college for past two weeks now (a week after classes started), and we match pretty well.
Asked her out, said she didn't have time for anyone other than herself for now (I knew her schedules beforehand though, and she does do a lot more than me, so if it was rejection it was a good one). We'll see what happens in the future though.
Man... I had a few fun dates, thought she was cool, all went well... Then she straight up ignores me out of nowhere...
>>27432078
hah she even looked at it cunt
>>27431995
also, everything (talking and asking out) was irl
Do threads on /soc/ count? cause theres nothing worse than being rejected by people who use 4chan
>>27428186
>get text from friend
>it was an accident
Just kill me
>>27432111
ooooh that one stung
checked
I've never had to work so little
>>27429204
wtf are you doing you lunatic
>>27432147
damn shes fucking cute from what i could see in the thumb nail
too bad this isnt yours LOL
I don't have any girls phone numbers.
I don't phone numbers.
>>27432095
For real... Bitch anyways... Talking to another qt. She's just a bit more weird than this one
>>27432213
weird is good in some cases
>>27430521
Where do girls learn these excuses? They all use the exact same ones.
>>27432194
I made a tinder using my dumb fucking cousins picture. I don't get it
My female friend who I have a thing for
got drunk and high so I texted this to her
>>27432411
Well, she replied 15 minutes late. Looks like your ship is fucked regardless, m8
>>27432411
fuck dude. I never text high/drunk anymore.
I usually just call people :^)
>be super tight with friend
>talk and visit almost daily
>she gets pregnant and suddenly cuts all contact with me
please kill me
>>27432467
I already fucked up but idc right now
>>27432470
I don't have that kind of courage
rejection threads could be an r9k staple. people compete to see how many rejections they can get and whose are the most brutal
>>27432573
yeah drinking/drugs are what give me the courage. 90% of my minutes are spent high or drunk.
>>27432411
>tfw used to receive funny texts late at night like this
>tfw nobody remembers you exist now
>>27432604
u can drink drugs, adderall and orange juice is my jam
my """attempts""" are embarrassing myself when shitfaced
>exchanging phone numbers with a girl
I cannot even fathom the proper social steps that are required to achieve this. Can someone explain? I cannot even imagine myself having a conversation with a girl that goes so well we decide to later talk/text. It feels like I'm imagining a different person when I think about it.
>>27432614
What happenned?
>>27430126
>patrician
ok buddy
>>27432672
After a few minutes of casual conversation you can literally just hand her your phone and she'll put in her contact info for you. Are you legitimately incapable of having a normal conversation?
>>27432751
Fuck off normie scum bitch
>>27432695
everyone is too busy being parents now
>>27432751
The last time I talked to a girl I was so drunk I can't even remember talking to her. Someone told me the next day that I was talking to a girl. My ship has sailed, anon. I will never make it to port.
>>27432781
Getting a girl's number is like the tutorial level of a video game. You either have to be completely inept or you have to intentionally try to fail. The hard part is making anything after that point happen because they can easily ignore you or keep brushing you off .
literally threw a party just for her
Place your bets!
>>27432969
She's going to make another excuse
>>27432969
You're being an orbiter.
>literally buying her drinks
>>27432782
I'd drunk text you, anon. Of course, I'm a 35 yr old male alcoholic.
>>27433391
Yeah, don't want to rack up an unnecessary phone bill
>>27433416
That's good, I'm not a funny person. I didn't really mean it anyway, b-baka.
What does it mean when a girl messages you first, then she stops messaging as soon as you ask her how she has been or what she's up to?
>>27433767
Means she was looking for cheap validation and when you put the onus on her to be productive (as opposed to stimulated) she started doing other things.
>>27433785
Has happened to me 3 times. Feigned interest hurts.
>>27433603
I'm not >>27432782
I was just making a joke;
You said you'd drunk text him and you're an acoholic
Therefore you would be texting him alot as you drink alot
Hence the phone bill punchline
Kind of a dumb joke but whatever
>>27433923
I know, I got the joke and assumed you weren't him. I enjoyed your joke and you should feel good, fampai.
>>27433767
Don't reply or reply that you're busy doing stuff.
She asked if I could pick her up this week and that she'd bring kush
>>27429204
>full name and photo
the absolute madman
>>27428501
oh blah blah blah blah none of this shit matters, you've been reading too much PUA horse shit
here's how to get pussy - actually be the kind of guy that girls want to fuck.
>>27429112
Yes, good, you're maturing, this is what every (Chad) guy learns. But you need to score at least once, preferably more than that.
Go out, spend the whole night drinking/chatting up girls, making out, then go back to their place or your place and fuck them at 3am when you're kind of tired and not that horny anyway, and you spend an entire evening and a lot of money doing it.
Do it a couple times, for the memories, and then be done with it. Because, yes, you're right, it's not worth it.
>>27433971
Thanks :^)
>>27432969
She made it to the party and I failed miserably in front of everyone it was quite embarrassing
I was way too confident and drunk, someone just kill me please
She basically tried to say we were "twinsies" because we were drinking the same drink.
>>27434529
>very motivational Gandhi
kek
>>27429204
>eyy bby gurl
thanks for the keks anon
>>27434085
who really gives a fuck about what a creepy mex-tier robot messaged to a girl on fb 2 years ago?
> "Oh yah let me check my schedule"
"OK"
That was the weeks ago, guess her schedule is swamped
>>27432302
That is one ugly half breed nigger. It's probably a bot.
>>27434958
I got the good ol
>"We should hang out this weekend"
>She agrees
>Try and plan something but she never responds
>>27428695
If there's hope for this guy, there's hope for all of us.
>messaging people when you have literally nothing to tell/ask them
wow
likewise, being messaged with "how are you" is grounds for ignoring it, unless you're long time friends, otherwise it is shallow as my ass.
Got high and drunk a couple nights ago, and texted my crush what I should order with my pizza. Warning: prepare for cringe.
>>27434958
I kinda get why girls say that kind of shit instead of being honest. There's a chance (relatively big one) that if she says "Sorry, I don't feel the same about you as you do about me" the response from the guy will be some crazy shit like "Well fuck you, you're a cunt and I hope you die" (Just an exaggeration but you catch my drift, basically a dude who couldn't handle getting rejected and just started spazzing out).
>>27434958
>>27434999
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>27435135
You idiot, your censorship is useless.
>>27428532
Why the fuck would you start a message with um
>>27435135
>Mariana Topich
your oneitis' has got one fucking retarded name
>>27435135
Was that a joke censor or were you actually trying to hide that?
>>27435135
Ayyy Darkest Dungeon
When chicks pretend to be interested it leaves me
reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness
>>27428427
>aww okies
I'd roast you on the spot
Bump dis shit
>>27428427
okie dokie
original bloxx
I was cucked by a chad a week later
>>27435868
why do all you guys make the faggoty facebook emoticons? just stop. you dont need it and they make you look like a huge bitch
>>27435868
christ that was bad
>>27429428
fucking hippiesjsidfosiajdfoiamdsfoiasmdfoiasjdf niggers niasgoiasndoginasdg
Ahahahahaha that's what you faggots get for trying
Embrace your destiny, robotkind
How do you even have this many female acquaintances?
>>27428619
Yeah it's a terrible idea to write like that. If you can't even fake confidence over text you're screwed really bad.
Best way to write is all business.
An um is OK if you're a girl and you find something objectionable. Though really, as a girl you can say pretty much anything over text and it's completely irrelevant.You're completely irrelevant
>>27428501
> O K I E S
>>27428186
posting a classicbloxxox
>>27437016
>tfw she was so cruel and heartless to him for making awkward mistakes
Gets me every time.
Normies literally have no soul. They can't actually comprehend what it's like to be socially awkward and to mess things up in conversations. They haven't experienced suffering.
>>27437094
Never too late for that
>>27428208
you're on /r9k/, if you're on here and not a virgin then GTFO.
>>27428427
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>okies
SENPAI
OKIES
C'MON SON
>Don't even have her on Facebook
Should I do it anyway lads, got nothing to loose at this point.
>>27428695
>she calls it silence of the lamb
>>27437094
Nothing cruel about it. She time and time again she wasn't talking about sex and he kept talking about it. She wasn't even particularly unkind in the way she ended the conversation.
>>27432078
did she realise they were dates?
>>27435109
>up to u tho
if she spells like that you're too good for her anon
>>27430414
>Be a robot, be hated for cringy texts.
>Grill GET. Ascend to normie, hated anyways.
>mfw
I wanted to prove that even though I've made horrible mistakes, I learn from them and carry on.
Don't drag yourself if you know it's not working out for you.
>>27435868
>tfw the way you write reminds me of me
>>27429204
so how many shots does it take?
>tfw years of playing MMO's has made you type like a 12 year old female~:^)
How do I undo this mess?
>>27428427
>>27428297
>>27428186
>aw ok
Such a fucking faggot anon-kun holy shit kill yourself. Literally 'pls respond' would have been a less cringy response
>>27437627
i require an example of your little girl typing
>>27432078
>could I ask
Why? Why this fucking language? The hard part is asking at all.s why ruin it by sounding beta as fuck?
>want to go on a date? could be fun.
Instead, you're asking for permission to even fucking ask.
Met this girl on my way back from McDonalds, decided to ask her for her number. She gave it to me and the following conversation took place.
>>27437787
Originato Mister Roboto.
>>27437787
More? What I mean is, would you post more original content for our partaking?
> gril I sat next to in class sees me browsing animu on my computer (literally just reading something, not even watching)
> suddenly interested in me, wants to be my friend
> icanmakethiswork.png
> chat about shit all semester, text her every now and again
> reasonably socially competent, pretty sure I wasn't a sperg around her
> class ends
> message her a couple times over summer
> messages never seen
> see her between classes in the fall
> ignores me or excuses herself immediately
I don't get it.
>>27437804
>>27437787
Christ, you are so boring and you're blowing all the good stuff. You're supposed to talk about thisface to face, not on some fucking dating app or whatever.
>>27437804
>>27437806
No problema mi amigo.
>>27437787
>3 word reply
>she cares so little about her reply that she still manages to make a typo
>>27435120
Doesn't have to be so see through though. Wouldn't it be much better to turn them down casually without trying to sound so sincere?
>hey, want to go out with me?
>not really thanks for asking tho
>it's OK, guess I'm not hot enough
>nah you're alright just not someone I see that way
There, you've done it without damaging their dignity one bit. It shows that you weren't taken back, annoyed or shocked by the advance, and that you don't think any less of them.
please one of you has to have the "I'll put the brownies next to the hot cocoa" screen cap
>>27437858
Like you and I would behave reasonably and take that kind of rejection very gracefully, since it's obviously very nice, but there a lot of guys that will just fly off the handle when they hear a "no", no matter how nice it is?
>>27435868
Fuck me. Why "catch up"? You essentially rejected a potential date. How about
>that was about catching up on the film, coffee was to see you
>>27437826
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner! Well done anon.
>>27437888
So the obvious excuses don't count as a no? They're degrading. I'd tell that bitch to just say no and that she's embarrassing both of us. A straight up "no" followed by "I don't like you" or "you're not my type" would be insulting, yeah. But a genuine, casual rejection, showing that you're alright and she isn't phased by your advance, that's the easiest to take.
>>27437809
You waited too long. Why did you wait an entire semester to try anything?
>>27438007
> I'd tell that bitch to just say no and that she's embarrassing both of us. A straight up "no" followed by "I don't like you" or "you're not my type" would be insulting, yeah.
See? Told you. Literally nothing insulting about a girl telling you she doesn't feel the same way. Notice I didn't say "No, because I don't like you" as an example but you are saying that fit some weird point you're trying to make. Act like a fucking adult instead of throwing a hissy fit. The fuck? You need to be cradled like a baby each time you get rejected? Get the fuck outta her with your nonsense.
>tfw the only time men have texted me is for coursework
>tfw they didn't even get my name right
I deleted the texts so I don't have to remember that painful semester. Ended up dropping out
I hate women.
>>27437016
/thread
>underrated
>holly fucking SHIT
>i died at "we don't have to fuck?"
>>27435868
I don't understand, she did want to catch up but didnt? She writes really autistic
>>27438341
She didn't but she wanted Anon to be the one who looked unreasonable.
It fucking worked....
This is why shy guys are the hardest to even talk to. I trying to hangout with her and attempt to make her be my girl friend but she too scared of tall freaks like me. I wish i was a manlet like you guys. Am 6'7"
>>27438525
>Hey no I'm free today
>Sorry I'm busy today
>>27438525
Sorry mate. That's brutal. Beyond the pale.
>>27438525
>oh it ok understand
Bullshit. You should have called her out on that.
Silly sloot. Gome to me
>>27438525
>Hey no I'm free today
>Sorry I'm busy today
holy fuck I would literally stop talking to her completely right then and there if I was you. And I'd probably call her a cunt
She was actually telling the truth
>>27438819
But seriously, what's the point?
>>27432672
>sitting at lunch table
>girl next to me pulls out her phone
>it's a new iPhone 6s or some shit idk girls always get iphones
>"wow the new iPhone? pretty cool"
>"yeah, I got it yesterday and I really like it"
>"what's your number, stacy?"
>got her number
i mean how hard can it be
>>27438039
So they shouldn't cradle you. But they should put in effort coming up with shit excuses and embarrassing sincerity instead of just being blunt but casually friendly? You're a fucking spastic.
>>27438930
Where do I claim that? I said that I understand why women avoid confrontation and don't reject guys straight up because psychos like you think it's insulting to say "I don't feel the same way".
It's interesting actually. It's difficult for you folks to strike conversations with people, but for me it couldn't be anymore different. I have absolutely no problems confronting people and striking conversations. Literally the first thing that comes to mind (why is this so difficult for you folks?):
[In the event that you actually saw her]
>"Hey I saw you earlier today. You looked great! In case you're not busy now, care to join me for samosas at ____? They had a staff turnover and maybe the food quality has changed too."
The only problem is that I have nothing to talk about because we share literally nothing in common, so I don't. It also doesn't help that I'm homosexual. But nonetheless, you guys make this process way harder than it needs to be. It's not a surprise that people are turned away from you, because this stuff should come to you so naturally that it takes no effort to talk to someone, and whether or not they follow through or talk back, it shouldn't concern you. The fact that it does is what turns us off. Even I wouldn't care to talk about someone so self-conscious and careful of what they say that it takes on a visible form.
>>27438908
The thing about people reporting number-closes is that they almost never report whether they actually got a date out of it.
>>27438953
It's insulting to say anything to anyone so bluntly. It sends the message you really don't like them. It takes nothing to be polite and friendly to people. The way I suggested takes no effort, unlike the method you're championing, and avoids conflict just as much.
>>27439032
Saying "Hey, we had a fun date but I just don't feel the same way" is fucking friendly and nice. What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you fucking insane? What about the phrase seems insulting to you? It's not the same as saying "I just don't like you".
>>27432201
> I don't phone numbers
you tried, i'll give you that.
>>27439032
So you're basically asking to be "friend zoned"
>>27428186
>>27428297
>>27428427
Don't ask her out, say something like "Let's go get some coffee", act as if she already accepted the invitation and doesn't really have a choice, that's the kind of thing that gets girls interested in you.
>>27438983
It's natural to fear embarrassment. When you make an advance on someone and they reject you, it usually indicates your respective positions on the social ladder. It can be embarrassing to admit you aren't good enough for somebody who is good enough for you. Worst yet is if word gets round and more people know.
Women have the upper ground here, which is why they never make the advances and probably why you find it easier as a gay person. As a man approaching a woman, you're already in defense of your dignity and social status, both of which are important for further opportunities.
>>27437016
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY IS A ABSOLUTE RETARD
>>27439118
>It's natural to fear embarrassment
Sure, but what people find embarrassing is subjective.
>Women have the upper ground here, which is why they never make the advances and probably why you find it easier as a gay person.
Buddy, in a way you could say that I am a woman on the inside. I know what I'm talking about. Women don't have the upper ground. Again that is your conception of reality which reflects how you conduct yourself. Take advantage of the fact that they are emotional, delicate creatures, and you, the handler of porcelain have to adopt ways to accommodate this. Also, if it helps the situation any more, I'm the dominant role in a gay relationship. Which means I carry out the same tasks as you as tho the person I'm seeking is a woman.
>As a man approaching a woman, you're already in defense of your dignity and social status, both of which are important for further opportunities.
No you're not. That's in your head. Is that why you tremble and look so mechanical in your speech in that you clearly cherry pick your words to a cliche? Change your outlook and maybe you'll drop the act and worry and maybe the natural /you/ will surface.
>>27428427
>Aww okies
You would get brutally ass fucked if any man stepped up to you to challenge you at any point ever, wouldn't you?
>>27428532
>Um
>I was wondering
>"I'd love to x"
>going for walks
>putting shit in ( ) brackets
>emoticons
>Yes or no?
you are a lost cause
>>27439243
I want to add to this and say that what's inhibiting you guys is that you /are/ insecure. The insecurities loop over and over in your head nonstop and the effect this has on your natural care-free confidence is debilitating. Don't blame other people for the crap that you are at fault for.
>>27438770
Prettu gud.
>>27438848
>just buy me stuff for a year and I'll reward you with sex every so often
lmao just lmao
I'm actually lmaoing in real life right now lmao
>>27439438
Yes, gfs of betas are just expensive whores.
>>27430621
then you should not ask her out in such a weird way.
>you planning on going to X
>hurr i have an extra ticket
Almost sounds like you are offering to give her a ticket to use as she wishes.
Should have said: Want to come with me to X? my treat.
if she asks if its as a date you say "yes"
If she gives some long winded speach in text form then just ignore it and forget her, if she messages you a second time to make sure its ok with you that she just shut you down then act like its totaly ok and doesnt bother you by replying with something like "yeah no worries"
Keep your replies short. dont try and make your thought process known to her you are suppose to be direct and to the point. let women fill in the rest.
>>27439288
What's wrong with walks? The two times I've kissed girls were both after walks.
>>27429443
look at dat thick asian chick
would fill her up with my black log 10/10
>>27437016
what bugs me most is he could have stopped replying at anytime before "whoa like fool around" and just go to sit with her at her table in class the next day and he would be fine.
We are gonna make it bros.
>>27438525
Holy sheit.
This one didn't sugarcoated it, fucking limit break strike.
I hope you stopped talking to her.
>>27440010
>ACT studying
GTFO with your little kid high school bullshit. You're literally a normie
>>27440010
Those emoticons are cringy as fuck. I'd rather be alone forever than use them unironically.
>>27440053
But anon...she is 18 and I'm 23
>>27440010
> Aight
> 2016
> Black women still the most masculine women
Fuck, I hate when women do that shit.
>>27440061
Suite yourself. Worked for me tho
>>27440061
This. If you're not a teenage girl then you shouldn't be using emoticons.
Matched with another jazz musician on tinder. I'm usually a massive beta but I think this one went ok
>>27440081
Apologies then, I'll give you some credit. How'd you even meet her?
>>27440101
Worse thing about it? I'm a black and she is a white chick. The memes are true
>>27437909
>>27438341
Ohh we did go and have coffee together but nothing really came out of it because I'm an awkward beta. A week later we happened to go to a same social and I saw her kissing with some chad in a club.
So yeah..
>>27432111
>in college
>no friends
>do group therapy
>at the end people exchange phone numbers
>get a text a few days later from one of the guys
>he asks if I want to get coffee at some place
>agree
>arrive
>see the guy from the group
>go up to him and say hi
>he looks surprised and asks what I was doing there
>tfw he thought he was texting someone else with the same name as me.
>tfw no one wants to spend time with me
>>27429204
>eyy bby gurl
Yep, lost my shit. That's not even cringe, just downright top quality keks.
>>27440123
Met through friends I made at an anime con. She got my number and are Planning to hook up the 8th. Mutual interest helped make it happen. Gotta fuck like rabbits for 3days
>>27440010
>prom
>ACT
Please get off my board
>>27431831
Don't you dare
>>27440139
I don't talk to any white person that uses slang.
It's beyond cringe and borderline insulting.
Get some self respect, you disgusting faggot.
t. Blackbot9001
>>27440183
Nope. I'm 23 and she is 18. Don't lose hope older robots. Young girls literally fall for the older guy meme
Yay for my butthurt autism...
>>27440010
what is with you fags and fake text generators?
>>27429993
>silence of the lambs
>patrician
Don't ever post on /tv/ again you r3ddit cockgobbling faggot
>>27430068
It's a meme movie that normies like because it's so fucking common
>>27430126
Faggot
Since we're posting conversations, was this cringy?
>>27440211
It's just one word, m8. I don't see the point in making a mountain out of a mole hill.
>>27440241
Don't even worry about it. She's a bitch who's wasting literally everyone's time.
>>27440270
>was this cringy
>she asks to be texted
No it was fine.
>>27440262
Why would I have a reason to fake it? How unrealistic is it for a 23yo black guy to hook up with a 18yo at an anime con? Just go to places where people share your interest
>>27440270
Alpha as fuck way to tell her you're tall (she says she's basically huge for a girl and you reply with something that instantly implies she'd be the smaller party anyway)
Non-douchey about confirming height
Complimentary but not in a beta way, keeps the conversation moving without being fawning
Straight to the point
A+, cuck me after class
>>27440315
are you a woman?
original99
This one always works for me
>>27440277
You give them some leeway, then next thing you know, they're calling you nigger.
Don't ever let white people think it's OK to get away with that bullshit.
I actually hate white women, but I also hate all women.
Regardless, stop being a good little slave.
>>27440313
You're a Chad, so please fuck off.
I'm black and I've gotten 0 action from cons and even less from real life.
Con girls only hook up with alpha Chad's and charismatic autists, and the good looking shy types.
Fuck off my board, Tyrone
>>27440516
I just chalked it up to text type. If she started calling me a niggs or going full Ebonics then I'd kick her to the crib. Putting too much thought into it as I don't do tolerate much racial jokes, but it's not like that's, Senpai
>all these Chad's with dates, hookups, sex, and female contact
Can you at least just kill me so I don't have to watch the last place I have left die?
>>27440589
Having female contacts that reject you doesn't make you Chad.
>>27440570
She's gonna be doing that before you know it, and you're gonna regret not listening to me.
I've kicked women out of my car on country roads for doing that shit.
>>27440540
>likes anime
>posts on r9k unitonically
>Chad
I don't know about that anon. I don't think anyone with a baby face can be Chad. As bad as it sounds, I just allowed myself to be pretty loose and went with the flow. People responded and I actually had a good experience.
>>27440614
If a female has given you her contact and regularly talks to you, then you are a Chad.
Please fuck off.
You are not a robot
>>27440633
>If a female has given you her contact and regularly talks to you, then you are a Chad.
They're normies at best. Most likely failed normies since they keep getting rejected.
>>27440633
What if she never, ever contacts you first? What if the only contact details you have are from when she added you on normiebook?
>>27440632
>pretty loose
Only normies and Chad's can be loose
Try having crippling anxiety so much that you need heavy doses of Xanax just to hit up the grocery store.
>JUST GO WITH THE FLOW, BRAH
Only normies know what the "flow" is; it's like some type of frequency that only you guys can pick up.
Even ugly guys can be Chad's if they are charismatics, like you.
Please go elsewhere.
You don't have to leave 4chan, just r9k.
Should you be drowning in pussy anyways?
What are you doing here?
>>27440570
>>27440616
She said aight and you fucking niggers are making a big deal out of it. As if niggers own the word aight.
Shut the fuck up you fucking retards you are so insecure its pathetic.
>>27440679
Alright, I'll concede that, but they're definitely not robots
>>27440684
Still a normie.
Women are so repulsed by my existence that I got pre-blocked
>>27440703
Here's that reply you so desperately desired.
Get your white women in line before I do it myself, faggot
this was the last reply i got from the only female i have talked to outside my family in over 3 years
>>27440688
m8, I've had anxiety with derealization and it makes it to where being outdoors can be terrifying when panic sets in. I just decided to stop caring and just have fun since we all had a good time with our interest
And didn't you get the memo? I'm not a Chad, I'm an anime poster on r9k.
>>27440754
Now this is a robot.
Welcome home, sorry for all the normies running about.
>>27440734
>nigger
>getting aryan women
Pick one ;^)
I love these threads. This shit is too real.
>>27440703
I'm the guy who is textin her and I literally don't care. Other guy is giving me a sob story when it's just one harmless word.
>>27432751
I did this once and she ran away with my phone
>>27440734
>black man
>posts anime girls every post on 4chan
>goes spastic when someone whos not black says a word he associates with "his peoples" culture
>"lolwhere duh white women at muh dick" reply when hes BTFO by someone whos not a mong like him.
sad.
Black people did not invent the internet. Stop taking away from my culture! Go fuck a goat or whatever you people did before getting oppressed by evil whitey!
>>27440780
You've had meme anxiety and you don't know the first thing about derealization.
It's not something you can "LOL JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRAH. GO WITH THE FLOW BRAHHHHHH XDDD"
It cripples your entire life.
I barely escaped my DR phase with the use of some questionable substances, and I still can't think straight.
If you can attend cons regularly, and talk to women regularly, you are a complete normie.
Please fuck off
>>27428588
>TOTALLY UP TO YOU THOUGH
god I want to purge this disgusting planet
>>27440787
>>27440827
I
Don't
Fuck
Wit(You)
>>27440784
thanks but this doesnt ease the pain senpai
like, even if i wanted to get my life back in order i have no idea where to start
>>27429993
>t. /tv/
You aren't /tv/. You aren't even close to being a good representation of /tv/
You are a degenerate pleb meme tourist who stumbled across this website 5 weeks ago while browsing 9gag
Don't bring the medium of cinema to your level
>All of these repeat attempts
Never and I mean NEVER let your face show up twice in a row in the chat window. A conversation is a game of catch, if she has the ball and doesn't throw back, play with someone who will.
>>27440840
I dunno, I spent a good part of my teenage years as a dropout shut in because going outside gave me panic attacks. I still feel as if things are surreal, the only difference is I refuse to let it break me anymore because that feeling of constant dread is one I wouldn't wish on my worse enemy.
And you can go with the flow of you just go out. First few times you'll lookndimb, but who cares? Treat it like a video game and grind up your social skill. As, more than anything else, don't go out for the sake of getting pussy, just go out for the experience. It was better than wallowing in anixety or depression like usual and I feel better for it. You just have to step outside your comfort zone
I'm not a Chad, I just got tired of being lonely and took logical steps to try and fix it
>>27432111
>Oops wrong chat
I do this to hurt people I don't like or to let people know deliberately that I don't want to talk to them but I am there.btw I'm a guy
>>27440889
Those are real robot feels.
I've given up.
Just spent my last shekels on a maxxed out PC and I'm gonna hermit til I starve and die.
Any games you would suggest I play?
First time being a PC gamer.
Also, what anime is that gif from?
>>27440950
Nah, still a normie.
I've gone out plenty, even had roommates host Russian ballerina parties, and they can all smell my autism from miles away.
Enjoy your white women, Tyrone.
>>27441010
Souls games and Witcher series to begin with.
Rocket League is hella fun and GGXX if your into fighting games.
Ironically, all of these work better with a controller so there's that as well.
>>27437417
Yes. Nothing to lose, let loose and see what happens, you never know
>>27441010
i would suggest staying away from the popular multiplayer games; cs, dota, lol.
personally i like single player rpgs, things with a story that are somewhat replayable. modded games are good. eg; skyrim, me trilogy, ds, some dragon age games are good some meh also download and play Kotor if you havnt played it, its literally my best memory from my entire life.
the gif is from 'Mimi wo Sumaseba' or 'Wisper of the Heart' its an anime movie
>>27441077
this is not me but some good suggestions
>>27441077
>Souls
Like Dark Souls?
I've played the Dragon Age series, which I really like, and the Mass Effect, but that's all for RPG or period games, outside of Assassin's Creed.
>Witcher
Do I need to play the first two?
Or can I just jump in and play the newest one? I hear it's a GOAT
I'm not much into fighting games, mainly adventure and open world stuff.
I wanna try out battle arena stuff like league and dota
>>27441193
>this is not me
Stop lying to yourself David. I have always been you.
>>27441305
hold me im scared
>>27440908
>degenerate pleb meme tourist
savage combo 2bh
>>27439361
Yeah, my social anxiety and insecurity is my fault.
The fact that I was bullied about being ugly and stupid since the very first day I steeped in a school (4 years old) until the day I finally stopped going...is my fault.
Every single day people destroyed my confidence.
But it's my fault. Ok, anon.
>>27441217
>Like Dark Souls?
Yes. Some people say the second game is bad, but hey try it yourself and form your opinion
>Do I need to play the first two?
Nope. But definitely recommended.
Personally started with Witcher II and slowly realised that your choices in II affect the storyline and characters in III. Fucking genius. Also, always play on high difficulty. It's worth it. Haven't played III yet.
>>27437016
Even the robot is laughing.
>>27428588
>>27428532
>>27428529
>>27428514
>>27428427
>>27428297
>>27428186
>>27428208
>>27428234
>>27428356
>>27428588
>>27428695
>>27428827
>>27428808
>>27429204
>>27429357
>>27429368
>>27429428
Cant tell if you guys are ruining it on purpose or are legitimately socially retarded. Now im autistic, but you guys.
You just fail on purpose right? Like: you are too scared to meet up and thats why you say shit you know for sure she dislikes and says no to, right?
I dont have to explain to you guys why its wrong and not helping what you say to her IF you wanted to meet up for real to begin with, r-right guys?
>>27430499
>half a date
:'))))))
This is an attempt by a gril to hang out with me.
>>27438819
>>27438848
shes a single mother, grow some balls and talk to her like an alpha
she is a sure thing, you hold all the cars, she has baggage
stop being so fucking insecure, she isnt interested in you if her own kid has more balls than you
>>27438983
>It's not a surprise that people are turned away from you
>this stuff should come to you so naturally that it takes no effort to talk to someone, and whether or not they follow through or talk back, it shouldn't concern you.
>The fact that it does is what turns us off. Even I wouldn't care to talk about someone so self-conscious and careful of what they say that it takes on a visible form.
If this stuff came naturally to people on this board, I wouldn't think they'd have any reason to post on here.
The real truth is that people are mostly insecure, and when they see it in others, it reminds them of their own insecurity. Truly confident people would remind people that they have more power than they believe, not look down on the insecure. Confidence is built, not naturally given.
>>27441774
She's not a single mother. I made my intentions clear beforehand.
Also, you type like a retard. Stop.
>>27442117
you called her a milf
>>27437627
hahaha I know that feel brah
>>27442221
She's not literally a milf. I only called her that in reference to my profile description, and also because of the age difference (I'm 19, she's 21).
>>27442289
>19 & 21
>age difference
thats it enough internet for me bye
>>27440570
>I don't do tolerate much racial jokes
I wish I could say the same. I'm beta on top of being black, and went to all white schools. Took all the black jokes so I could have somewhere to sit.
It's ironic, because mysinglemother tried to raise me with that afrocentric view, but then she cuts me off from black people my age to befriend, alienating me.
>>27442289
>calling a childless 21 year old a MILF
Not even the guy you're talking to but that's weird Anon.
>>27441767
Is she uggo?
>>27434056
you put pictures of your cock on your tinder profile.....? lmfao
>>27442437
She's kind of a cunt who fucked me over and started dating one of my close friends. She's always been attracted to me but I can't handle it.
>>27442544
Oh, fuck her then.
>tfw suck at the messaging game
>go out to bar
>all of a sudden, the girl I tried hitting up on facebook (but failed) is all over me.
She wasn't even drunk.
This happens to me a lot.
>>27442709
You clearly didn't fail at hitting her up on Facebook if she's hanging out with you at the bar.
Robots becoming chads before my eyes, and i'm back here alone.
>>27442789
Don't worry buddy. I'm here alone too.
>>27442738
Perhaps. Here are the details..
It's just that I bumped into her at the bar 3 months after I tried asking her out online. Her last response from her was "haha sorry" after I tried asking her out. Fast forward at the bar, she was literally all over me. So maybe there is some hope for some people on this thread..
>>27429357
inb4 cancels right before you meet
>>27434520
what happenedoriginal
>>27439076
I'm saying there's a middle ground between cringeworthy excuses with over the top sincerity and acting disgusted that I even tried.
>>27439058
Don't know what the fuck you're on mate but nobody said anything like that. That's a fine way to turn someone down but I don't like the sorry. It puts too much emotion into it. Makes it seem like I gave more of a fuck than I really did.
>>27428760
Underrated posteroos
>>27439251
>tfw no psychotic blood gf
>>27439288
>calls parentheses brackets
Literally fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking piece of shit.
>>27437568
My exact thoughts man. Her booty is out of this world though.
Serious question, how do I message her without every fucking text being a question? It's not like I have nothing to work with from her replies, I can just never figure out ways to say something normally.
>>27428695
>Silence of the Lamb
Just the one
How do i start a conversation with someone i've barely talked to and barely see?
>>27429993
>silence of the lambs
>patrician
Your very funny man!
Any of you robots feels the need to talk? I can do that quite often if I'm not busy , send me a mail with your skype / steam and we can talk about whatever the fuck you want. [email protected]
>>27445193
PS : I'm not doing this for myself. I can socialize pretty easily with anyone
>>27432267
I know right.
>like a girl
>she tells me this exact same bullshit excuse
>one month later she's dating Chad
Hehhh
>>27445193
That's a really interesting email. I might be interested in talking but I'd like to know just a bit more about you first. A sentence or two.
>>27445193
Just want to ask how old you are?
My attempts are 50% successful.
>>27445374
I'm almost 20,in my first year of college.I prefer to stay and play something alone than go out to 'party' ,I don't find anything fun in that,I don't have anxiety problems or anything like that, maybe I'm just a lazy fuck.
>>27428186
here you go.. from earlier today... she has a cuck BF too
I'm just really bored and I if I can brighten up someones day ,so be it
>>27430838
What makes you think she is 'ok'? You know what she said is complete bullshit and she said no because she's hopelessly pursuing Chad.
'Struggle making platonic friends'
Yeah because you can't hang out with a guy without sucking his dick.
If chad said it was a date her day would've been made.
>>27438515
This has to be staged, unless you stutter when you type. I honestly don't know of anybody else that types like that unironically.
>>27445542
>stutter when you type
aka manualy adding dash
>>27445131
need help too
>>27435868
stop treating whores like real people. thats your problem anon
>>27437804
>girl
>"not fond of texting"
not fond of texting you faggot
>>27443088
yeah that's what i'm worried about
although desu i'm thinking of cancelling it myself, it just doesn't seem like it's worth it in the long run
>>27441666
But mine was a success? What did I do wrong?
>>27438515
is your name adam dill?
>>27442289
are you retarded lol
oregano
>>27440241
>butthurt
you sort of had a right to be pissed off. I fucking hate when girls go on tinder for "fun". Tinder for guys is not fun at all. Its completely un-enjoyable. Only a means to an end.
Do you think its fun learning about the banal interests of each and every girl? Theyre pretty much clones, same shit different make up
Once I graduate ill be making about 66-70k a year. Not enough to become rich but I could easily afford a hooker once a month or so. Way better than wasting your time on cunts like this
you guys ever ignored a girl? it's fun
>>27440270
not at all. congrats on not being a cuck anon
>>27446337
damn she must be really fucking fat or ugly lmao
women on suicide watch
>>27446377
nah she's pretty hot (well used to be, she got fat recently)
>>27445504
did you write the dialogue for the meet'n'fuck games?
>>27440436
kek my sides.. still cringe tho
>>27446403
and here is the final part
i learned to stop being a bitchboy. i suggest you do the same anons
>>27446411
man i wish they'd make more of those
on newgrounds the developer now only releases weird furry shit and the like
>>27441666
What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody said anything wrong.
>>27446411
Haha I laughed hard. Great obscure reference which is what made it so funny
>>27429491
>be a neckbeard basement dweller on r9k
>friend says girl is female version of me
Man the harpoons lads.
original kik comment
h-how did i do guys?
>>27440241
>"intentions"
I've literally heard this same exact bullshit from some stuck up roastie trying to appear better than everyone using tinder while of course using it herself. Fucking pathetic.
>"you shouldn't assume I have intentions"
You didn't sign up for tinder without intentions. Stuck up whore.
>>27429357
I think you need to leave this board, famalam
>>27446687
I'm a tall skinny guy with a good jawline familia
>>27446734
but what if it goes horribly wrong
>>27446337
it actually is fun, indeed
>>27430521
>I lied
Yeah, everyone could tell
>>27430521
She is having casual sex. She is the one who lied you idiot.
If one of 3 replies to this post is doubles, I will message a grill on facebook. Might even use your message if it's funny.
Girl is someone I went on one date with like 2 years ago as an autismal virgin.
This could be fun, seems like she has become a crazy cat lady.
>>27445504
Here I present to you, the poster the most actively aware of his autism in this thread.
Take your autism, channel it, and use it in a way that'll work for you instead of having it come upon you like a passing wind.
This, you see, is the true path toward triumph.
>>27446734
GODDAMMIT, TRIP, U RACIST LIL SHIT
>>27446902
Message her with this:
Can I be the sour cream to your potato?
>>27446902
"Are you an archaeologist?Because i have a huge boner for you to examine"
>>27446458
she must have hurt your fragile ego real bad for you not
to even reply after she pours herself out to you.
just reply my dude.
>>27446749
pics or it didn't happen
for real though good luck on your date on Monday, don't let the spaghetti get to you.
>>27446718
>trying to talk to tripfags
>>27446718
you did great robot I could hug you and I havent had a hug in 8 years
>>27446718
Where you talking to Eliza?
>>27438770
thats how u do it my nigga
>>27447064
yesand it was very original
>>27446716
I don't understand people like you. Don't you have a sense of pride or something?
>>27446902
Fuck it, let's just do it.
Give me a good line to use. Her profile pic is her cat but I am reluctant to say nice pussy
>>27447165
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO
>>27447209
Not really. But it's obvious that she's not interested at all. Just stop texting her, damn
>>27447298
you really do sound like a normie. would you mind going away? like to reddit maybe? they have that whole "OMGGGG what a CREEEEEP!" attitude down.
>>27447298
>>27447298
original kik comment part 2
>>27447343
too bad I'm a KV though
>tfw too normie for r9k and too robot for the normies
>stuck in eternal limbo
>>27446984
Do not reply, that's weak. She isn't really sorry, she just wants to be forgiven.
>>27446718
FUCKING KEK
Don't even worry senpai, that normie isn't worthy of your highly concentrated autism
>>27446902
hey remember me? well u will after i show u my dick nigga, 12 inches nigga, gonna fuck u wit it, sound cool? aigt see you at 7 tomorrow nigga
>>27443088
Inb4 she cancels when you tell her you're there and asking where she is.
>>27430521
Translates as "I wanna slut it around some and I don't want anything serious"
She had the decency to not lead you on, so there's something I guess.
Move to the Philippines lads, you can fuck anyone. I have loads of screenshots like this
Disclaimer: this is not me trying to be funny
>>27447633
More, not sure what this screenshot is of really. Could be how i fucked up first date before it ever happened. Still went out though. Once. Then she said, i see this more as a date thing, not a dating thing
robots, i need your blessings. i think im going to start chatting with this girl now and maybe maybe maybe i'll ask if she want to go out with me.
>>27447501
th-thanks senpai
I've always prided myself in mycomplete inability to make friends
>>27445519
>>27446885
Guy who posted those texts here. She really is a decent girl. Not a slut, didn't hop on anyone's dick a week later, doesn't drink or party, reall she doesn't do much except work and study.
Ravioli ravioli give me the original formuoli
>>27440241
should have just unmatched from "too classy for that"
>>27428427
>aw okies
>>27447064
>Eliza
Eliza is asshole and selfish and stuoid robot fall for her.
>>27447032
thanks anon
i will try my hardest
i think the hardest part will be when i pick her up
should i get out of the car when i wait for her or not?
im afraid either way it will be autistic seeming since i barely know her
>>27428532
>>27428588
1. Command, not ask
2. Say a few words as possible
Literally simple as that. Save the rest of the talking in person.
>>27439105
because of the implicationcomentario muy original, familia
>>27430463
>>27430499
>>27430521
At least she didn't build your sense of hope and crush it later.
>tfw felt sad
>read this thread
>there'sstillhope.jpg
>>27449065
At least these guys tried. What have you done?
>>27449626
you tell 'im robo!!
>>27446718
Assuming you weren't sperging out and messaging all of this while she was away or something, eliza is kind of mean for not replying. I mean you sound like a weirdo, and you get a little bitter at the end, but it sounds like youre being heartfelt. Eh, whatever. She puts on the LE DISTURBED WEIRDO act, but is so obviously a normie. I would have talked to you and been your friend, robo, or at least responded a bit
>>27447786
me again. said happy easter an hour ago, she was last on 40 minutes. clearly ignored my message
why do i try
Never was texted back.. Should i call it quits /r9k/
>>27435868
i can't read this
>>27451015
yeah, leave it at that. If she doesnt answer she's obliviously not interested. Don't stress it
>>27451196
Thanks man! It sucks because I like her a lot, but it's best to leave it alone.
>>27430521
>platonic friendship
WEW how about.. no
who the fuck talks like that? there is no way this girl is attractive. ITS A TRAP ANON
>>27429517
Um in real life means that you're inarticulate and unconfident.
Um in text format means you're a beta pushover who thinks his life is just like an anime!!!
To everyone continually messaging people who are not replying...
OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGER
>>27440010
B)
worst than xD
i made a meme for my memers in this thread
>>27451710
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA oh god you're brilliant
>>27451015
Not bad til the end, ice skating is a little heavy for a first date, and trying to justify it with the second message sealed the deal. Other than that, have something ready for you two to do together, girls like being taken out, not asked what to do.
Keep at it anon, I'm proud of you, you'll get there.
>>27451814
So how would you reapproach things?
>>27443238
Well I was wasted by the time she got here, I was being really clingy and god I don't want to think about it,
I was acting like she was sucking my dick but in reality I was orbiting her and she refused to sleep in my room (with me)
She slept in the same bed as some other chick so I just passed out next to her
If anyone wants to pick up a chick at a party, don't drink a 700ml bottle of bundabergUnless you are 300lbs+
>>27447364
How'd it go lad?
>>27446718
You have mental issues. I would have blocked you.
>cut my hair
>start dressing nicer
>now roasties are the ones beta texting me
what the fuck why didn't anyone tell me it was this easy
>>27452005
Actually I can't I posted some really odd shit with friends on my snapchat, and she probably thinks I'm a weirdo now.
>>27452005
If it's the first date and you don't know her very well it's OK to be a bit generic: lunch, walk, etc. Just an excuse to talk to her and get to know her better. If you already know her a little better invite her along to enjoy a mutual interest - but nothing terribly hokey or romantic. Have it in mind beforehand and ask her to do something specific. Maybe she won't be into it and it'll turn into doing something else, that's okay, but be clear in your intentions and act as the leader of the date.
Most importantly, make sure that you'll be having fun. That's when you'll be at your best and most sincere. Don't do anything you don't want to do in order to appease a girl on the first few dates. Plus it'll probably turn them off. They're going to reflect your mood. If you're bored, they'll be, if you're having a blast, chances are she will too.
If she doesn't respond, move on or give it a significant amount of time before contacting again, and even then don't bring up whatever you were talking about before, act as if it was never a thing. If the same thing happens, that's a 200% no and it's definitely time to move on, no matter how much you like her. In general follow up texts come off as desperate.
>>27452284
>what the fuck why didn't anyone tell me it was this easy
Your parents probably tried but you were probably being a faggot edgy teenager.
>>27440139
Wtfffff
I'm black and the memes are not working in my favor
>>27430521
>im at a place right now where i don't need a romantic relationship (for you)
>you're a sweet guy
these words seem to leave different lips very often....i want to give up but i know what waits me if i do
>tfw 24 year old kissless virgin
>zero friends since middle school
>never even asked a girl out before
>only interactions with girls are when i get their kik from soc or reddit
>basically my only chance at learning how to talk to girls would be tinder
>very ugly/weird looking
>wouldnt have any pics doing anything out and about like you're supposed to have on tinder because i'm a shut in
oh well. i guess ill just wait until i kill myself
>>27429204
Literally laughed out loud, thanks anon
>>27452650
it's like we're long lost twins
>>27428297
do you have an online alias starting with the letter V?
your writing style is familiar
>>27452938
Nope. What online alias do ye refer to?
>>27432147
>>27432111
>>27438770
>>27438819
is this all on tinder
kinda want to give it a shot
but i literally cant make myself smile for my profile picture
please
help
>>27453046
If you can't even force a smile then you're fucked. You only really have to smile for one picture to prove you have teeth, the rest you can have a neutral face if you can pull it off without looking sad or angry.
>>27453101
should i just order that can of helium already
>>27437016
Wait what was the proper response after "You're cute though?"
Seemed like she just blew the fuck up over nothing when she was being indirect as hell. OP prolly dodged a bullet with his autism.
>>27442289
Confirmed for never having seen American Pie
>21
>milf
Fucking faggot
>>27430556
this. i actually said what the fuck out loud and i browse r9k frequently
>>27453240
Or you can stop being a faggot and just smile.
>>27453380
helium tank it is
i cant bear to post anything that cringey
>>27428695
Nice job OP. I bet you feel pretty good rn. Even if she invites you over with a bunch of her friends. Just remember this is a social gathering DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HOOK UP WITH ANYONE
>>27432078
>could I ask you
>whole thing starts with "it's okay"
wew lad
>>27453546
Thanks. I'm not a looking for a ship with her though. She'll leave the country in September so no point in trying.
Although, I'd be passing up something I might regret later on.
Pic related looks alot like her.
>>27441010
Half Life 2 + Episodes
Max Payne
Dark Souls (use an xbox 360 controller)
Just Cause 2
Machinarium
Thief Gold
Postal 2
Metro 2033
STALKER games
The Longest Journey
I have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
System Shock 2
Shadow Warrior
Duke Nukem 3D
Bioshock
Deus Ex
Fallout 1 through New Vegas
The Secret of Monkey Island
Oddworld games (don't play new and tasty)
Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
REmake
KOTOR 1&2
Morrowind
DOOM
