**ALERT**YOUR MOM JUST LEFT FOR THE GROCERY STORE**ALERT**
Okay, you know the drill anon, get a few sturdy garbage bags and start loading in those piss bottles, double bag if necessary. You've got 20 or less minutes, she only needs a few things, so don't fuck around.
Start emptying in the back of the garden, but not near her petunias or her little strawberry patch, she'll see the run off trickling around and she definitely smell it. try behind the shed, but try to be inconspicuous, Mrs. Waltman is usually outside doing yard work with her toy poodle mix, Minxy (if it hears you, it'll yap its dumb face off)
Spread the piss out, not all in one spot, the smell usually gets pretty bad, then load those bad boys back in and hide them in shed until recycling day comes round.
>>27397073
You have this all fucked up, when mom leaves thats when we go to sniff her dirty panties while fapping
I hope this is a meme and you robots aren't actually too lazy to get up and rock a piss
>>27397073
Sniff the crotch area where its yellow mmmm
this is exactly why I used the toilet like a normal human being. because instead of frantically running around for 20 minutes I can kick back and relax in the living room watch porn on the big screen.
>>27397099
I can vouch this is true when wow first came out I used many many piss bottles, during a epic pvp battle I even took a shit in a garbage bag and wiped my ass with mcdonalds hamburger wrappers, I prefer to pee in the sink though senpai
>>27397135
Why toilet? Use the fucking sink it will change your life I cant be the only Robro who uses the sink?
>>27397073
I never had 20 piss bottles, the most was maybe 3 or 4 at a time, the worste feeling is when pissing into a bottle and cant stop its filling up and no room left you pinch your penis to stop the flow but it burns and you end up peeing on the floor anyway
>>27397168
Why the sink? Too lazy to bend over and flush the toilet? You can even hit it with your foot and it's badass.
>>27397073
My bedroom was connected to the garage so I would just pee in the corner in there all the time, my dad thought it was cats peeing in there when door was open kek
>>27397211
sink doesn't make noise and is easier if you have to be stealthy
>>27397168
do you live with anyone? piss is very pungent and the smell won't immediately lift. You absolutely know when someone has pissed in the sink.
>>27397211
I feel like I save water by not flushing the toilet, the sink is just a natural fit, no aiming just flop it out and pee hands free its at perfect height too
>>27397222
Trips, yes this flushing a toilet can cause unwanted attention
>>27397249
I do, I use a tiny splash of water to flow it down, also brushing teeth and mouthwash cover smell up+
>>27397222
When would you ever have to be stealthy in the bathroom?
>>27397073
No, this is when it's time to raid the liquor cabinet
>>27397293
EX, roommates bring their friends over or you dont want family to know you are up and out of the room
>>27397073
Why not raid her dildos and ahove them up that boipussy to make sweet sweet cummies
>>27397298
Time to get drunknas fuck and fap to traps on the big screen wearing mums knickers hnnnnngg
>>27397168
DW senpai I sometimes use the sink to get rid of penile excretions
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS STILL HERE.
GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR.
SHE'S COMING YOU IDIOTS.
>>27397200
You pee on the floor? Wtf is wrong with you my nigga
>>27397375
>not shitting in the sink
fucking pleb
>>27397375
You jerk off in the sink? I might have to try this thanks M8
>>27397412
I took a shit in the shower once, also coughed and shit liquid poo on the floor
>>27397355
Thats gay as fuck, I know you don't do this what would happen if she caught you?
lets say i have some water bottles filled with urine that are several years old. are they now a chemical hazard? will i be tracked down for throwing them out?
>>27397420
Npnp senpai, if you you dont want to eat it or use a rag or something and want to wash it all down the sink, mix it with some soap so it doesn't get all sticky (like it usually does when you put it in water)
>>27397412
Not that based yet...
>>27397440
would not recommend, pushing it down the drain with your toes isn't nice
I always clean the many dishes in my room when ma-ma goes on errands kek
>>27397463
Post pics plox, I had some that were a few months old, it seperated and got chunky, my advice senpai is to sell it on EBAY
>>27397463
Crack those things open and have a good old whiff.
It's been 20 and mommy is home!
>>27397473
That is a pain when the cum gets all stringy and sticks on you
>>27397463
post pics, that sounds disgusting
>>27397476
It wasnt solid poop looked like pancake batter coming out, it smelled horrid I had it on super hot and with the steam rising so did tiny particles of my poo
>>27397497
Looks like moms going to catch me with her dildo up my ass and sniffing her panties
>>27397511
Yah, why does it do that anyways? One time I found a patch on my leg, how it got there I don't know
>>27397463
Yes. The NSA will alert the EPA and they will track you.
>>27397563
Dont get it in ya dick hair thats a bitch to get out
>>27397488
>>27397513
to be honest, they may not be several years old but at least a year
1/2
>>27397688
oh no!
wew this camera is bretty good
here's a closeup of that mineral deposit
>>27397717
Why so red
>>27397746
they are brown, it's the light from the fone
>>27397717
>>27397738
fucking nasty dude, I'd just put them at the bottom of a garbage bag and hide it in my room until garbage day if I were you, or just dump em in the woods.
>>27397738
All this science. What now? Do you drink it? Pour it on a plant or something? Shake it up? Can pee rot/spoil or be used as a fertilizer? See what you can do with this stuff anon, weaponize it
>>27397778
DONT DUMP THEM IN THE WOODS. The EPA monitors that kind of thing. You could face a big fine.
>>27397788
>weaponize it
>tfw vanned for conspiracy to make piss bombs
>>27397802
It's not like they have cameras hidden in the woods, how would they ever trace it back?
>>27397717
Sell them on EBAY
piss kills plants stupid ass, I know because I fucked up my weed plants pissing on them for shits and giggles, made the weed taste like ammonia and some of the grossest shit I ever smoked
>>27397836
Nigga you can pee on plants it gives them nitrogen and WEED loves it little dick licker, just dont piss on it everyday
>>27397802
Well, nothing for it. down the hatch anon.
>>27397141
>during a epic pvp battle I even took a shit in a garbage bag and wiped my ass with mcdonalds hamburger wrappers
jesus dude
I don't take longer than 2 min to poop and it doesn't come suddenly either, what is wrong with people
>>27397867
you have to dilute the piss with water you retarded ass bitch
>>27397738
Have you thought of making explosive piss jugs?
You should send them to my Stacy of an ex girlfriend.
>>27397894
Suck cock bitch
>>27397929
you're a retarded ass faggot cunt ass queer
>>27397875
You have to understand I couldnt leave the computer so while I was pvping I was shitting, no time for toilet , the only thing I saw was wrong is I had no napkins
>>27397738
Where is the cum bottles at? Do you have a shit bag as well? My advice is grab a freezer ziplock bag the big ones, you can shit in them and seal it up no smell either
>>27397875
The populace of /r9k/ fat faggots to lazy to shit in a toilet, IDK why I am here.
>>27397308
why not? they probably wont care
>>27397073
>**ALERT**YOUR MOM JUST LEFT FOR THE GR
Every time mine does that she takes 5h long and comes with wet hair.
I don't even know why she tries to hide whatever the fuck she does anymore.
>>27398049
Its about not wanting to talk to normies and Chads
>>27398076
Is she getting fugged by a chad that is not ya dad?
>>27398076
Someone is making cummies in her cunt, black mail her and force her to suck you off
>>27398076
>tfw your mom is secretly an ocean-based super hero who can talk to fishes
>>27397894
You dont have to dilute piss with water for weed, you only do that if you are some underage faggot growing baby plants in a pot, grow up and grow some good shit faggot, you guys are both Autistic
>>27397738
sell it to hipsters as kombucha
>>27398081
Would it kill you to say hello through a door?
>>27398163
Fine I'll ask becuase no one else is going to fucking ask, how big is ya dickmeat?
>>27398167
shit was in the ground yo
>>27397089
>sniff into her [your mother's] dirty panties while fapping
>>27398096
Single mom, always been.
>>27398121
I know, she could just stop making shit up. I'm almost 27 ffs.
>>27398163
Top kek anon, you made me smile even though the situation is shitty.
>>27398188
Yes it fucking would
>>27398211
You think you could fuck her? Are you NEET?
>>27397099
Robots and piss bottles are hand in hand new fag
>>27397141
Thats pathetic as fuck man who the fuck shits in a bag?
>>27398206
Gets me diamonds just thinking about that
>>27398197
Post pics of plant M8
>>27397073
I use that time to fap.
I don't have pissbottles for that very reason, my room is next to the bathroom anyway so I have no reason to use them.
>>27398211
Single mom means shes a nasty little slut, you have any pics of her?
>>27398191
I dunno if you really meant to respond to me, but I'm 7 inches.
>>27398211
It's no problem, anon. Good luck with your filthy whore of a mother.
>>27398340
keyword:was. smoked the last of it earlier this year.
>>27398256
>You think you could fuck her?
Don't think she would want my dick.
Tbh I don't even know the kind of man she likes.
>Are you NEET?
Yep.
Anyone have the cap of the robot who made pissbombs?
>>27398355
Why fap when she only leaves? I use to jerk off when the bouse was empty, I would big screen men getting pegged and cum buckets on the couch
>>27398379
Do you want to fuck your mummy?
>>27397073
This is a lot of trouble just because one can't be arsed with going to the bathroom.
>>27398379
Is she hot? Post some pics, you could always date rape her
>>27398427
Instead of piss bottles just cut a hole in the wall and pee out side, or just piss out the fucking window
>>27398396
Of course I fap on other occasions too, but just saying I use OP's scenario to do anything else since I don't need to worry about a never ending supply of piss bottles.
>>27398398
I want to fuck his mom, I'm sure he does too if hes 27 NEET he coukd rape her and she wouldnt even tell the police
>>27398458
Ah kk senpai, try it though it feels so good to dill them up
>>27398464
you don't even know what his mummy's tummy looks like. How can you know if you want to cummies on it?
>>27398386
Use screw-top bottles, preferably two liter sized.
Fill a bunch 1/3 of the way with piss and allow them to age. Drop some baking powder in and quickly screw their tops back on. Gently place them all in a black garbage bag. Place the bag down gently next to your dumpster. Take a razor and cut the bottom of them bag.
When they try to heave the bag into the dumpster or their truck, the bottom will tear open and drop the piss bottles. The pressurized piss bottles will explode and shower those filthy normies with pee pee.
>tfw the garbage men start refusing your piss jugs
>>27398551
is this real phamily
>>27398427
Not that awesome. Got a bit flabby / chubby over the years.
>>27398464
Why the hell would I rape her? I'm not really a big fan of her but I wouldn't do shit to my mom.
