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Lazy bank holiday edition
Is today a bank holiday?
>>27389048
Good Friday. No meat for you, fish only.
>>27389064
I work remote from Brazil, here is bank holiday too. I thought I would have to come with a excuse for not working today. Thank you for the info mate!
The dreams have got me a again I don't know what's real anymore
That brings me one step closer to her, right
Post waifus
>>27389179
Oh boy, a day off.
Time to shitpost and watch K-ON.
>>27389318
No you're not allowed
You're not worthy of her
How do I get a weeb gf, lads?
>>27389490
You don't want a weeb girlfriend, her vocabulary will feature words like "glomp" and "squee" and she'll spend all her free time writing Bleach yaoi fanfiction that she'll force you to read and you'll have to say nice things about it just for a chance to put your penis inside of her, although it will be ambiguous as to whether you're actually in her pussy or just a fat roll
>>27389352
how do you do, lads.
>>27389516
Top shelf post
Origc
>>27389352
>tfw might watch the k-on movie shortly
Do you think I can extort money from people by crossdressing on Twitch?
>>27389843
Fool proof way to get cash.
got hit by a mass wave of depression today, didn't do anything at all as its supressed by my feelings of regret for wasting the last 7years doing nothing, how I failed to change at all and haven't left the house or done anything at all and its already April
>>27389843
i've been looking for a good crossdressing streamer but there is none, certainly a niche worth filling
thinking about having a wank to raylene lads
>>27389516
she sounds PERFECT!
original comment
anybody else morning drinking
first can of frosty jacks here
>>27389179
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>>27390151
Trying to score some opiates desu
Might have to get a bag of brown at this rate
my step brother is such a fucking cuck. he's marrying some white wench who has a nigglet kid with her black ex bf. step bro treats the kid like his son, baka head lads
fucking normies
>>27389179
Ugh, holidays. There goes having the house to myself.
>>27389179
Alright lads. Shorts arrived in the post so I won't die in this heat.
>>27390270
Fuckin ell lad, you don't have to be seen with them do you.
>>27390301
Heat? Wtf you live lad, there's literally no need for shorts apart from about 3 days a year
>>27390292
>parents and brother going away for a few days
>whole house to myself
gonna rewatch k-on in it's entirety at least once, possibly twice if i'm desperate for more after i finish it
>>27390321
Very sunny today in the golden county of Hertfordshire.
>>27390311
fuck no. my mum has to go to his wedding next month though kek. fucking degenerate behaviour. I could never be with a girl that has a child
>>27390394
It's not bad if the kids brought up well and they aren't chavs. I personally wouldn't want a gf with a kid who was a different race though
>>27390334
Mate it's still not shorts weather
Absolute madman
>>27390502
Maybe a lad just wants to show off his sexy legs.
At work til 8 tonight lads
>>27390583
It's true I have been working on the legs and me glutes.
>>27390502
mate, it's shorts weather, i just went to the shop to buy butter, and it melted in my bag on the walk back
I should really go clean out my car. It's been 6 months since i last hoovered it
>>27390745
Its 12 degrees mate.
>>27390766
fucking scorcher
>>27390745
Did this walk take you many days?
Junlad is being a pervert again.
what's the most common feel in /britfeel/?
>tfw no gf?
>tfw no job?
>tfw not handsome?
>tfw unskilled?
>>27390847
i'd say it's
>tfw no gf
>>27390847
>tfw no gf
Commento originale
>>27390847
It fluctuates between
>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf
but really its
>tfw ur a secret normie
>>27390863
>>27390880
if the biggest problem in your life is >wwaahh why can't i get a gf ;_; you're a normie twat
>>>/int/brit
>long weekend no work
>getting a big bag of cocaine at 7
>snorting coke and watching apocolypse now in my bedroom
Bliss
Any bots in Liverpool want some free cocaine or ecstasy?
>>27390905
I wasn't complaining about my lack of girlfriend. I was just answering a question.
>>27390928
Nothing in the drug game is free
I'm so tired of always having fucking dead ends with girls lads
>sign up for psyc study because grill doing it is qt
>talk a lot in the study and surprisingly have things in common
>friends who told you about her says she mentioned you and said you're really nice
>get her number and she says she's up for hanging out
>tfw you flake on her because stressing about work and she wasn't sure if she was working or not
>talk with her about meeting up another time in person a few days later and she says "yeah that sounds good anon! text me about it I'll see if I'm free!"
>tfw you text her about it and she ignores it
>friend suggests waiting for a week since everyone was stressed about dissertation work that's now done
>wait a week
>message her on fb
>tfw she reads it and ignores it
>tfw this is another dead end yet again as always
this is all that ever happens with anyone I like and every time anything has ever gone well with a girl it's when I give up and settle for someone I know is into me a little rather than be with someone I actually like and I am so so fucking tired of it
>>27390940
I have drugs and no one to take them with
any /osrs/ here? my acc got stolen so im rebuilding currently flipping on a lvl 3
>>27390905
I probably could get another gf easily
I just don't have one, last one really fucked with my head
If you scream normie at everyone you might as well just say you're underage and have nothing valuable to contribute
>>27390928
Drugs are the most normalfag thing you can do.
>>27390950
Fuck off normie scum just get out
>>27390960
Just spend like 3 or 4 hours doing Knights Sword and then smelting steel at blast furnace
Bam, millionaire.
>>27390966
I take drugs so I can not kill myself, zoloft didn't work and neither did prozac
>>27390910
Mate sniffing coke on your own all night is just about as depressing as it gets
Genuinely feeling sorry for you
I really wanna go to Japan but have no one to go with :( Going by myself would cost twice as much and be a bit lonely
Any cute boys wanna go?
GOOD FRIDAY:
Opening hours of most stores, so that you guys don't forget it's a bank holiday and leave your bog-roll buying to the last minute.
Asda: 2200 (Asda Walmart will be 24h)
Tesco: 0000 (Some Express stores: 2200)
Sainsbury's: 2000 (Sainsbury's local: 1800)
Morrisons: 2100 (Some larger stores: 2200)
Waitrose: 2000
Post Office: No collections or deliveries.
>>27390960
What the fuck is osr?
>>27390975
thats my plan once i get a cashstack of 1-2m from flipping so i dont need to worry about money until cb 40-50
>>27390953
Don't touch pills, just crystals
Sorry mate, get some heroin and I'll be up for it though
>>27390985
It makes the bad thoughts go away
>Did poorly on A levels
>Now sat at home doing core 4 integration for fun
Whats the point in this life
>>27390995
oldschool runescape famalam
>>27390990
Fucking bank holidays bollocks, when I went to Korea all the corner shops were open 24/7. It was great being able to pop down the road at 2 in the morning for a couple tins.
Germany was the worst though, all the shops apart from restaurants closed at 6, fucking nightmare.
>>27391020
Nice one g
>>27391008
I've been there mate trust me, downers work better
For me anyway
>>27391024
Bank holidays are great if you work and do drugs and need Monday off famalam
Just got myself a proper rare /pol/ lads
>>27391016
>tfw retaking A levels
>tfw I'm fine with everything but integrals
>>27391040
Shops should stay open 24/7, don't care about other places.
>>27391035
I don't know anyone who sells downers, I've had a couple different benzos in the past and loved them but I can't get them
>tfw cluttered taskbar
send help, I can't deal with this
>>27391055
Its reverse derivatives
Maybe you should read your textbook
>>27391016
>got an E in GCSE maths
>when I was 22, decided to learn some maths
>1 month later, did GCSE higher papers
>Got like 85%+ even when using super strict marking
>tfw
>>27391059
Good point, I agree f a m
>>27391070
Learn how to use the darknet then
Or you can get a prescription for some overpriced codeine on the internet easily and there are some RC benzos that are fairly decent and easy to obtain
>>27391096
I've got shit loads of codeine I just think it's meh, my mother's a nurse and regularly brings home 30 mg dihyrdacodeine
What rc benzos f a m? hook a bot up
>>27391111
Jesus you're a stupid shit, aren't you?
>>27391120
Not what are research chemicals, I mean suggestions for a good benzo based one cunt
>>27391111
Etizolam for just anxiety/though suppression
Flubromazolam for knock out (shits like rohypnol)
And flubromazepam for a combination of the both
Nigga I wish I had access to free codeine/dhc
Send me some?
>>27391059
They'd have to find staff willing. Not a problem, as most places pay better money for bank holidays. They'd have to convince the CEO that the convenience of the people was more important than the potential losses of being open through the night on a bank holiday (minimum staff to run the store would cost more than the income from the few customers that might visit.)
Thats why not every single store is 24h. You'll get large ones, spread well apart, that are 24h, so that everyone who wants to shop those hours goes to the same place. Then they only have to pay one store's staff and will still make a profit because it's enough customers.
>>27391126
If you're too stupid to figure that out on your own, I don't feel like being generous. I basically came into this thread just to call you a dumbass.
Home from uni for Easter, my mum has taken annual leave to spend time with me.
I'm suffocating.
>>27391130
Thanks anon, I'd send you some but I don't want to get mummy in trouble, if you buy otc painkillers with just codeine and paracetamol you can extract the codeine very easily
Google cold water extraction for codeine
I wanna buy some shit lads, what should I buy?
>>27391136
I don't want to waste money buying a shit one. All I was asking for was a recommendation. Fuck off fag
>>27391145
CWE's are shit
Thanks anyway though
>>27391175
True but it's quick, easy and cheap
You can do it better with high quality filters and a good grinder to crush the pills before you do it
I have 2 essays for Tuesday, but I have been procrastinating playing starcraft and beating off.
>>27391220
>playing starcraft
lmao people still play that game
league/race?
>missed the call from interviewer
>he immediately gave the job to someone else
what the fuck
>>27391144
>tfw looking at getting third party accomodation for uni next year that ill cover hopefully with part-time work/loans so i never have to come home
>miss chance to get job
>job gets given to someone else
WOW HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED, WTF?
>>27391270
You know it's not normal to offer jobs on the same day, right?
>>27391253
passive-aggressive sadism
>tfw I can only wank a certain number of times a day before it hurts and I run out of energy/cum
How do you deal with this? It is my only pleasure in life
>>27391291
Once a day for me. Any more and it just won't work.
Some of us just don't have a high libido
Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone, he already hit rank 5 for the season so now all he's doing now is grind wins for golden portraits
>>27391291
stop beating off
>>27391080
Congratulations, you passed an exam for 16-year-olds at age 22.
>>27391314
that anime girl looks comfy
that anime girl is mine now friend
>>27391314
What kind of terrible logic is that?
>>27391291
>wanked off way too much recently
>foreskin got all dry and the skin cracked
>Hurts to wank
>wank through the pain anyway
ever seen someone who sort of looks like you but is a chad and only reminds you of what you could have been
>>27391080
>getting an E in gcse maths
must be a btec faggot
might go on a ten mile walk today since the weather's so nice
>>27389179
almost 3 hours to do the first few quests in Hellfire peninsula, this active PvP really just means lots of level 100s one hitting me and waiting for me to res.
>>27390790
always lad.
>>27390847
>tfw no motivation.
Been for a jog lads doing that couch to five km. feels good. Determined to shed my 14st13lbs
>>27390950
>sign up for psyc study because grill doing it is qt
LOL
Your tax payer money at work, lads.
You don't get girls because you're a fucking mug that would change his course based on what vagina makes his dick itch.
source: a guy who actually gets to fuck
>>27391435
doesn't sound like the cunt changed his course dummy
>>27391447
>signing up for anything with the only stated reason being that a girl was qt
jog on lad
lovely day today
might try and get rid of ghostskin so people don't automatically recognize me as an autist
>>27391429
Good for you mate, I'm pissed off because my routine has been disrupted by family members
>can't play garage/dnb full blast whilst lifting weights
Might just fuck my shit up completely and go out for a few beers tonight
>>27391498
Do it anyway and invite them to loft with you
Leave humanity behind anon
>>27391492
It's shit here. Cold and windy
Snapped this cunt (pic related) the other day lads; anyone identify the twat? I'm sure the mans family/friends/neighbors would like to know that he earns a living operating a speed camera van.
Feel free to distribute on facebook / twitter.
>>27391498
>Might just fuck my shit up completely and go out for a few beers tonight
Can I join?
>>27391356
It's completely correct logic, GCSEs are for when you are 16 and the anon who posted about it was 22 when he did it. What's illogical about that?
>>27391492
me too, heading out to the garden after some lunch
>>27391526
Wow, you must be genuinely autistic
>>27391537
GCSEs are also for when you go to school full time. Silly logic for a silly boy!
>>27391526
Solution: Don't be a speeding cunt.
>>27391526
Don't speed.. idiot.
Should I become a trap? A lot of people tell me that I look like a girl but I'm not sure if they're just saying that to make me upset.
>>27391582
Why's that lad?
>>27391615
>>27391622
I'll drive how fast I like.
>>27391628
99.999999% of "traps" don't pass
I don't think you're part of the minority
>>27391628
that would probably be a lot of effort, could you really put that much effort in? if not, no.
>>27391680
true
It's kind of pathetic
>>27391683
>>27391680
Yeah but I'll probably never look manly so what's the point?
>>27391725
You could go for qt boy mode, not full failed women
I'm feeling autistic lads, what games can I get for my phone that lets me scan barcodesthat aren't barcode kanojo
Apparently the yanks are co-producing a new season of FLCL. How are they gonna ruin this one?
>>27391738
But I'm already as far as I can go on the qt boy modee and I'm still a virigin
I don't know if it's because of my looks or autismss
>>27391779
What have you done to try and not be a virgin?
>>27391743
I use MyFitnessPal, and that allows you to scan in what you've eaten?
If you're keen on your health, that might do. Certainly triggers my autism.
>>27391805
I might get one of those, I've been intending to stop being a fat fuck for quite a while now.
>>27391799
Posting on /soc/
I added some of them but I always end up sperging out and deleting them.
>>27391826
how fat are ya lad?
>>27391779
are you actually into it, or do you just want to lose your virginity by any means?
>>27391435
I got 60 quid for doing it either way mate so it's not all bad
>>27391526
Thats Bob the Speed Guy. He lives. In the back of that Van because every house he ever lived in got vandalised by people who think it's OK to speed because fatalities and a thing that happens to "other people".
>>27391847
Not really fat, I just have a big fat fucking pot belly and tits from drinking too much booze and no exercise.
The rest of my body is pretty spindly.
>>27391837
How would that have gone differently even if you were a trap?
If people on soc wanted to talk to you, you are obviously pretty good looking.
>>27391866
ARE A thing*
Also accidentally a full stop in there. Fuck my phone.
>>27391856
original comment
Both
>>27391492
Kek I thought I was the only one who looks like an autistic vampire in sunlight.
>>27391492
Also off out to town for a walk about.
Someone finally spotted Poleaboos cuts
>Sitting in the living room with mum and sister
>Sister asks "what happened to your arm"
>Poleaboo looks at both of his arms as if he doesn't know what she is talking about
>"must have scratched it against something"
>Sister doesn't buy it, points out there are like 5 scratches there that she can see
>Asks him to lift his sleeve
>Poleaboo refuses, says he must have cut it against a nail and tried to wriggle himself free
>claims he didn't even realise he was cut
>Poleaboo doubts they bought it but I also doubt they could imagine he is cutting himself
>>27390759
fuck I'm going on 2 years
Who /cold/ here?
I swear colds get about 100x worse as you get older. When I was a kid they were literally nothing. Now they're annoying and uncomfortable as fuck.
>>27391908
im always willing to help a guy out.
watching the film 'man on fire' any good lads?
>>27391868
I'm the op of the mfp idea, it really does work if you stick to it. Also helps doing exercise, but if you're not looking for a quick-fix the app's diet program will help you lose weight anyway.
I used to be ~76kg, and this morning's weigh-in was 61.5kg. Pretty happy with myself, desu.
>>27391908
Well, sounds good then. Crossdress and see how it looks
>ask mum a question
>she responds to the question she thinks she heard which makes no sense
ffs, if you're not sure just ask
>>27392125
I'm a bit young and I don't want my parents to find out
>lazy bank holiday
Working all weekend senpai
Absolute piss take. Not even getting time and a half or anything.
>Move to northen England recently
>End up fighting an old man at an Asda, who eventually tells me "Go back to Poland"
I'm fucking Scottish
>>27391993
>I posted that two and a half hours ago
Still sat in my pjs
>lovely day
>nothing to do and no friends
:/
>>27392086
Well where are you from? :^)
original comment
>>27392192
I'm Scottish and get mistaken for Irish
>>27392192
>go to the US
>woman gets annoyed at me and accuses me of lying when i tell her i'm not irish
>>27392192
I got that shit too when i was in lancaster, some chav for no reason told me.to.fuck off back to poland after i asked him if he couls mive out the way as he was blocking the shop door.
Told him im scottish and he just said cunt and moved.
>live in carlisle now and never had an issue.
There's Scottish people on /britfeel/
>>27392264
Were youre neighbours mate. And were brits. Might not like the queen, but were the same in every other aspect culture.
Well except we dont have paki rape gangs and nigger yuff.
Also what is /brits/ feelings on the nu90s revival?
>tfw livwd through it once and like the nostalgia
>>27392249
americans are always right, even when theyre wrong.
>>27391866
quality post..lol
probably blox
>>27392249
Been twice now and they are stupid and ignorant. They think that yelling makes their point more valid.
On the plus side though, fucking American chicks is easy, they hear your accent and the panties drop.
Had some black guy hi five me and give me a free milkshake in McDonald's too just because I was British.
>>27392324
>Well except we dont have paki rape gangs and nigger yuff.
I'm half black.
Mums mad at me again.
She wanted me to walk to the care home with her but I said its embarrassing to still be seen out with your parents at 18.
She told me I needed to grow up but the real reason I wont go out in public with her is because of her husband.
The last time I went out with my family it was to McDonalds. There was a group of 4 kids from my high school at the table opposite us and he ate horribly. He spilt sauce everywhere and kept singing really loudly. I got the piss took out of me so bad from then on.
I'm really worried if I am seen out with her people from my college will realise shes my mum and then when they see her with her husband embarrassing himself they will think he is my dad.
>>27392407
Im half irish.
I dont know whats worse mate.
I have one solitary chest hair and its on my nipple. It's so tender i'm scared to pluck it out.
Advice?
>>27392476
>tfw hairy as fuck nips but no beard
>>27392476
If you half arse it it'll hurt more. Grab the little bastard and give it a proper yank.
>>27392415
You're a retard. The most embarassing thing is you thinking any of that. You're an embarassment. Delete your post.
>>27392415
Mate, man up.
I work, im 27 and i still go to the shops with my parents now and then despite having my own house and life.
My dad dresses like hes in sons of anarchy (hes been a biker for almost 40 years) while me and my mum dress more designer brands. I dont care what people think, my parents are lovely and if people mock me (they wont, were fucking adults noe mate, its not hogh school) i dont give a fuck.
>>27392486
>no facial hair
>no body hair
>literally vagina shaped pubes
>wide hips
>fat ass
Am I a woman?
>>27392520
>>27392528
Yeah but my step dad pretty much bullies me.
I hate him and he hates me. Maybe when i am 27 we will get along but not rn.
>>27392528
thing is mate let's be honest there's a cycle of how cool it is to hang out with your parents
you're more adult so no one gives a shit if you're out with your parents, but it is a bit embarrassing to be dragged around by mumsie when you're about 15-18
>>27392415
idk if you can do the same, but I always got out of those situations by lying about seeing friends or something
>>27392569
>he bullies me
Then bulky back.
Dont let him walk over you mate.
Remember hes fucking your mum, dont let him away woth that shit matw.
RUNNING OUT OF TOMATO SAUCE!!
REPEAT
RUNNING OUT OF TOMATO SAUCE!!
>>27392633
Exactly so my point is why would I want to have arguments with him in pubs full of girls from my college.
I dont get why my mum cant realise that.
>>27392585
You're right desu senpai. It's probably fine for people whobare popular and confident too, but being seen with your parents as an awkward virginous 18 year old is just sad.
>>27392569
I don't talk to my stepdad much, I've made it clear I think he's a cunt
>>27392569
Dude you are spoken like some middle class pussy with a soft face and a bowl cut.
Stop giving a shit.
>>27392687
My parents still took me to doctors appointments when I was 21
>>27392646
>Fucking white people man
Pour water in the tomato sauce bottle then
>>27392898
>Pour water in the tomato sauce bottle then
Only a paki would think that is acceptable
Fuck lads, what do?
>>27393040
might need a bit more detail there lad
There is something really erotic about rubbing one out on a train full of people and none of them know it.
>>27393040
What should I do?
I want to be social somewhere (online is ok too) but I don't really want to go to the pub or consume alcohol
What's up lads?
Back at work for my weekend 15 hour shifts.
Going to talk to the boss man today and see if i can drop them to 12 hours from next week since I spend my only day off (sunday) catching up on sleep.
Looks like it'll be quiet tonight so i might be able to get in on the film night too
>>27393074
>Film night
I wish I could join...=(
Feels bad man.
>>27391959
Surprised you didn't jump at the chance to show them, with the pictures you've posted they only look like attempts for attention
>>27393106
I know the feel mane, never get to since i am always at work
Why can't you join in pal?
>normie season is upon us
already can't wait for autumn and winter
>>27392563Do it.blox
>>27393138
Go to bed, Dimitri.
eating strawberry cheesecake
>>27393211
can l have some?
>>27393074
>>27393106
that reminds me...
FRIDAY NIGHT IS FILM NIGHT
Showing this week is Four Lions, a black comedy that follows the bumblings of four incompetent jihadis. The film will start at 10pm, with some music beforehand and comedy after, as always. You know where to find us!
>tfw "post waifus" generates the most follow-on discussion out of all posts ITT
sasuga /britfeel/
>>27393299
>You know where to find us!
where?
>>27392200
are you me? i think you are
Just did my first day of work.
I got fed up after 4 hours. How do people do this all the fucking time?
>>27393324
can you set it up to colour trips and personalities?
>>27393344
I think like with anything horrible, you learn to live with it.
>>27393353
>trips
Yes, but that would be giving attention to the tripfags
>personalities
Now that would be quite something.
>>27393344
It will gradually grind you down until you have no sense of self left, don't worry.
>>27393344
>>27393363
>>27393636
What the fuck happened?
In ancient Rome they loved their jobs and were really proud of them. Even their tombstones had their jobs on, it was how they identified themselves.
Imagine a tombstone now that said
>Here lies John, the Baker
Now I hate my job so much that my default "before sleep imagination time" is me somehow coming into enough money to just leave and spend my days doing nothing but playing vidya, smoking weed and slaying gold digger pussy only to throw them aside when a new hottie comes looking for money.
>>27393690
>doing nothing but playing vidya, smoking weed and slaying gold digger pussy only to throw them aside when a new hottie comes looking for money
pretty much the perfect life that
Anyone want to come on holiday with me?
I had planned to go with two mates to Bulgaria this September (still pretty warm in September, like 20-25 degrees)
It's pretty cheap, 650 for a week all inclusive in a 5* hotel, as much food and beer as you can take, plus it's stupidly cheap to go out and eat and drink there too.
I also heard that the prostitutes are amazingly hot, though I am not sure if i want to go down that route yet.
Pretty sure my friends are dropping out since they are already flaking on me, pretty sure they just don't want to go with me. I will go on my own, but don't really want to be a loner like that, in a strange country not knowing anyone.
>>27393852
You really want to spend a week in a random country with some weirdo of r9k?
>>27393922
Good point...
Just really don't to go on my own desu
Maybe I should, it might be good for me to force myself to go out and talk to people. Since I don't know any of them and will never see them again I can just drink too much and fuck some hot Bulgarian escorts.
Gotta go to a sodding mates wedding on Easter Sunday. And tomorrow my relatives are staying the night with 2 little bastard kids running around the place
I just wanted to sit in front of 4chan and eat creme eggs all weekend
Cunts
>>27394007
How old are you m8? I'd tell them all to piss off.
>>27394039
62 desue
>>27394057
wtf
has to be bait
>>27392324
you post about this every day
>>27393852
I'll come. On one condition.
>mate wants to go to the pub
>already know he's skint
>gonna be blagging pints off me all night
Think I'm just gonna turn my phone off desu
>>27394057
tell them to piss off then lol
>>27394299
Whats that?
inb4 something to do with your cock and/or anus
>>27394349
I want us to wear matching t-shirts reading "britfeel lads on tour" and we just go around calling ourselves lads, whilst drinking. a lot.
>>27394368
Done
my mates brother in law owns a printing shop. I'll get them done up right nice
>>27393852
i could do with a holiday
how long for mate and how old are you?
>>27394404
Can we have a few pepes on the shirt?
>>27394448
I'm 28, planing on going for a week. End of September the price drops dramatically. Since all the little shits are back in school.
>>27394461
Do you want PAKIS OUT on the back?
Alright lads. Got bailed on by 2 mates for an evening in the pub, then texted my other mate but he's on a date (normie cunt).
Therefore bored as fuck, at home, contemplating turning 30 next month and being a perma-alone faggot.
Wat do?
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 fap - done it 5x already today.
>>27394544
Netflix and beer
>>27394515
Yeah, along with a photo of poleaboo behind bars
>>27394565
good shout mate. Might watch Force Awakens in a bit since I got a blu ray torrent yesterday.
Just generally fucked off and annoyed since I was meant to be going out tonight and every cunt has sacked me off.
>>27394544
>(normie cunt).
But that's you
>>27394544
pop to the offie and grab yourself some delcious desperado bottles
Make a reddit account and pretend to be a girl
>I'm just looking for really cool people to Skype with! I'm such a nerd and have social anxiety! Radum lolz
Make a Skype with a hot(ish) chick picture, don't make them suspicious
Every time one calls you, record the reaction when it's just your cock and balls (erect or not, dealers choice) with a face drawn on it.
Make a compilation of all the reactions
>>27394610
How so?
apparentlynotoriginaldesu
>>27394624
You have mates who you go to the pub with on a Friday night
That's pretty normie m8
>>27394652
I'll give you that. In my defence, in 2 weeks I will be a 30 y/o KHV, with a social circle that consists of 4 people that I've known for nearly 20 years, who I am starting to suspect ask me to go for drinks more out of courtesy than any desire to actually see me.
>mfw Ricky gervais baiting christians on twitter
>>27394706
I'm a recently turned 30 y/o KHV with zero friends and 12 years of NEET.
Amateur!
>>27394794
Touche sir.
I'm not NEET, I wagecuck in a job that I fucking hate.
I guess you win at /r9k/ bingo.
Godspeed anon.
>>27394794
>KHV
Knight of the Holy Victoria?
>>27394823
There's 1 other person who has me beat at r9k bingo, by a couple of years.
What do you do?
>>27394863
Tech support for a shitty software company.
Apart from that, I drink and vidya.
Who want's to suck my dick?
>use the bog for shit or something
>put cummy tissue from earlier in too
>flush
>everything except the fap rag goes down
>cum colony continues to float in the water
>can't flush, have to wait till the toilet fills up again
>someone else needs to use the loo
>panic
>run out hoping they don't notice my spunk serviette
The struggle is real
>>27395015
Stay in there and pretend you did a double-flusher.
>>27395006
Looks unwashed, also I don't burn the coal
nope.jpg
>>27388999
Noice police trips
>>27395041
But they'll think I'm having a wank
...sometimes I am but that's beside the point
just helped parents get a king size mattress up 3 flights of narrow stairs.
sat in my boxers sweating, fuck doing things.
>>27395085
if they suspect it, then might as well take advantage and rub one out.
>>27394794
Praise be, O Great Wizard
>>27395117
If Mummy catches me in the act, should I take advantage of that too?
>>27395161
Why not? Try and involve her for all I care.
>>27395095
special tendies for tea tonight son
Who /godsaveourgraciousmeme/ here?
Top tier British normiebook meme page 2bh chaps
>>27395190
>for all I care
What's the matter anon? You can be involved too if you like
>>27395270
Hahaha ok. That was a bit short desu. If mummy catches you playing with your pen0r than just tell her you were cleaning it...or something.
>never been caught
>don't know how to deal with that shit
I fed a woodlice to a spider living in my bathroom and the spider died wtf?
>>27395348
Woodlice are poisonous you dipshit
>>27395348
You killed spiderbro.
Expect the vengeance of his people.
>>27395368
well that's good to know. wont be eating any of those in a hurry.
>>27395368
Well there goes my tea.
Lads, I just heard a loud bang. I think it's ISIS.In Derby for reference.
>>27395348
I bet you feed pigeons baking soda too, you sick fuck.
>>27395199
got takeaway in the fridge and gonna watch a flim.
its gonna be a comfy Friday night.
Just passed my driving test.
Can anyone recommend any first cars that're nice and cheap?
>listening to the pillar men theme from jojo
>striking poses
>aiiiieeeaiiieeeeeAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
>suddenly my PC crashes
>aiiieeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>goes on for about 5 minutes
>don't know whether to wipe the tears of laughter from my face or worry about my fucked computer
I need to get a fucking life mates
>>27395432
>people bombing the Norh
What would even be the point, lad?
>>27395457
lamborghini huracan
>>27395457
Any 90s hatchback I guess
I have a Peugeot 106 myself, runs like a dream
>>27395486
>Derby
>North
We're a half hour trip from Birmingham, which could very well be the new ISIS stronghold.
>>27393333http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
nice quads, frienderino
>tfw you see a girl you used to shag and she has a kid that looks like you
awks
>>27395586
Fuck off you normie cunt just fucking leave
>>27395586
Yeah?! Well maybe you should've WRAPPED IT UP!
>>27395586
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
originaldesu
>>27395586
WHY DINT YA STICK SUMMET ON THE END OF IT
>>27395586
she'll be after your wallet soon
>>27395586
If you're a paki or a nigger you all look the same
>>27394494
Had to walk my dog.
I'm 23 and probably up for it desu.
They ought to rename today 'Shit Friday'
>>27395528
Thanks
27395528
>>27393299
>music
you mean 4 hours of shitty classical music
>>27395770
technically it means that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Friday#Etymology
>>27395770
Feels like a shitty Sunday
just did a shit lads
>>27395893
in a potty or are you still in nappys?
>Woke up at 2
>Got myself decent around 3 after an hour of sitting in the bath thinking
>Rest of day feeling empty and browsing on laptop
Is there more to life? How the fuck do I motivate myself?
>>27395920
There is more, but it's all shit
>>27395916
potty desu
Poleaboo is looking forward to movie night with the /britfeel/ boys
Watched Age of Ultron and and Fan4stic 4 today, both are quite dull
>>27396192
Hide post without reading
>>27396192
Fant4stic is awful
Watch the F4 movie with Captain America playing the human torch in it, much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ_42Ce-WCE
>>27396217
>Fant4stic is awful
Quite liked the setup, shame it didn't build to anything
>Watch the F4 movie with Captain America playing the human torch in it, much better
Fuck off, I'm 24, I was around when comic book movies were becoming a regular thing and I read comics. I have obviously seen it (It's bad but the character work is like comparing night and day with Fan4stic)
Generally hate most live-action cape films, ALL modern capeshit
>>27396192
FANT4STIC is one of the worst fucking comic book movies ever made.
I particularly enjoy the awful depiction of Dr. Doom.
Frankanon, how did you like him in Netflixdevil
off out to a beer festival
see you later
>>27396192
where/when's it happening? I always forget to bookmark it
>>27396343
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
Poleaboo hopes you are a supporter of Jihad or else your presence will likely only antagonise him
>>27396334
Have fun, Anon
Show us what beer you got
been invited to the pub, dont really want to go though because it will be full of football fans and bank holiday bellends...
>Friend invites me out for a catch up pint because he's back from uni
>Say sure
>He says he will ask others what time they're getting in
>suddenly tells me he's had no response from them
>I say perhaps we can go into town for a pint and see if others turn up
>Unironically cancels on me
Fuck sake, told my parents I was going out for once and they looked happy for me.
Getting sick of my life desu. Hate my job, hate my gf. Literally nothing going for me.
>>27396458
>job
>gf
>friends
>nothing going for me
Literally kill yourself you attention whore
>>27396458
>doesn't cancel, just re-arranges
>my gf
>Literally nothing going for me.
I think you need to leave
>>27396501
It's happened before he won't rearrange.
>>27396498
She's a bit of an ex slag desu and I can't see past that.
She's a vapid cunt too and I just hate her. The nicer she is to me the more I think of her being a slag and just passively aggressively want to break up with her.
Only stay with her because
a) she's the only person I leave the house to see other than to go to work
b) my only chance of sex
Enjoy the 100 year anniversary of the Easter Rising lads
>>27396458
Low quality bait right there
>>27396550
na lad.
My job is shite and I get treated like siht.
My gf is a slag whose been chadded who I only use for sex and I have no friends.
What time is the movie? The one without the smelly Paki
Off out tonight with Sir Wankalot, Skidmarks, and One Pump Paul. It's fairly safe to assume they're all single like me
>>27396383
what tiiiiimmmeeeeeeee you silly bugger
>>27395227
some of his stuff is alright but it's just nicked from infchan brit/pol/
not to mention the geezer who runs it is literally 40
and those images like the one you posted are especially shite, no one actually talks like that
>>27396607
Same time as always, I assume
10pm
Won't be able to make the film tonight guys, sorry. I don't mind us postponing it until tomorrow though.
>>27396671
It's a bank holiday, surely it should be delayed to Tuesday
How come my gf doesn't want to suck my penis lads? What am I doing wrong?
I ate her out and banged her yesterday, but I didn't came. Today we went shopping and now that I suggest that she should give it a lick, she tells me she's too tired. That was 20 minutes ago, now she's making funny faces on snapchat ("""tired""").
How am I to react in this?
>>27396796
kill yourself, that'll solve the problem
>>27396796
Beat her with a belt, then force your cock into her mouth and threaten to kill her if she bites you.
Stop being such a pussy
>>27396628
Suppose you're right, the page used to be better before the normie infestation. I've seen people sharing some of it like "omg ahaha its making fun of right-wing people right???"
Personally I enjoy the "Bazza's experimental ket" memes, but each oth their own
>>27396796
She's not into you. Plain and simple
>>27396865
*to
Shit the bed, how did that happen?
>>27396561
I always wonder what sort of guys ends up with an ex-slag.
Are you a quiet beta she's snagged after spending her uni years "finding herself" at the end of Chad's pole.
>>27391277
Can happen if there's a candidate who blows the rest out of the water.
Lads when I was in high school I got a lot of shit because I was one of few kids not living in a council house.
My parents house cost about 100,000 yet was tiny. Probably one of the smallest houses in my town.
The thing that annoyed me was my parent where really shit parents, constantly arguing and and screaming at me. I never got bought anything other then at Christmas.
Whereas these kids picking on me always had expensive fred perry jackets, money for weed and really nice bmxs.
Anyway the point of this is do you guys think kids in council houses had it harder or easier?
You would think the answer would be yes but the idea of having your parents not working and constantly being there at tea time and stuff sounds pretty nice.
>>27396879
That comic made me so mad that I should consider what this anon says >>27396850.
Do I call her out on her hypocrisy and let it go or do I demand what she is obliged to give me?
>tfw you remember the time the nice qt you were infatuated with in school lost her virginity to the retarded Chav who used to bully everyone
Can't wait for us to be able to erase memories lads.
>>27396796
because she is a fucking woman.
All women are selfish cunts and every time they pull shit like this they prove it.
She's too "tired" to care about your pleasure, but not too tired to beg for replies and strokes to her ego on snapchat.
She doesn't care about you, she cares about what she can get from you.
>>56883992
>people in work go bowling every few weeks because there's a bowling alley right next to our office
>always get a polite invite that they know I'll turn down
>new guy doesn't know the routine and won't take no for an answer
>he's really popular and charismatic so people rally behind him until I relent to stop them harassing me
>plan to feign sickness but manager is off because their kid broke an arm so I have to go in and cover, therefore can't avoid being taken along
>get beaten at pool while waiting for a lane
>come second to last at bowling, confirming my incompetent nature
>drink twice as much as everyone else to try and dull the panic and anxiety
>remain basically sober, confirming how much of an achie I am to people I have to see every day
>have to go in the next day
>I have a new nickname because a guy in the lane next to us who took it really seriously had his name in the back of his shirt had the same name as me
I may have to quit my job at this rate. Which is a problem because NEETdom doesn't agree with me and I'll end up drinking myself to death if I'm unemployed for too long.
>>27397025
Idk about all women being selfish cunts anon. Honestly can say I've been out with a girl who was the least selfish person I've met in my life.
how can i get methadone without being a smackhead?
>>27397341
take smack once so your blood test shows it.
sorted
>>27397364
sounds perfect thanks famalam
>>27397386
Kek, taking Heroin once.
Anyone else had this flu that's going round? I was in bed for like 4 days solid 3 weeks ago, I still don't feel 100% better, my limbs still ache and I've got a cough and blocked sinuses
>>27396985
>tfw offered job like 3 hours after the interview
>tfw I am going to hate and was spinning bullshit
>>27397571
Loads of people in work, it's proper fucking with our scheduling.
>>27397588
I'm pretty hardy too lad, it's fuckin miserable
>>27397588
Everyone in my work has had it, some barry on through and come in, but passing it on.
Others use it as an excuse to get time off.
>tfw no one wants to be in work these days and just happily call in sick for any old shite.
>>27397577
That's everyone mate
>>27397577
Everyone does tihs lad.
I graduated and got despserate and put loads of lies on my CV and got a great job through lies.
I spent the first two months coming home almost in tears because I had no idea what the fuck was going on and I was making shit up as I went along hoping I didn't fuck up too badly.
One day I started asking other peopel for help and questions and they saiid they just made it up too.
Literally everybody does this lad, you only need to get to a level where you don't fuck up so bad it's noticeable and you'll be fine.
>>27397588
>when it's the same 3 people sick again and you have to put in extra hours for them
>>27397708
>when the same people no-show all the time and still get away with it.
>you call in sick once and get my shifts cut.
Mate, I was actual fucking ill, those cunts were at the pub.
>>27397743
>When you work a comfy office job with a boss who also pulls sickies so doesn't give a fuck if you do
>>27397700
This
You soon realise that very few people have a clue especially management
>>27397708
Some people see sick days as extra holidays
>>27391630
Clearly you won't otherwise the man in that van will give you a massive ticket
>>27397773
When you aren't management and are expendable I think it is different. If I mess up I think I would get shit on from a great height.
I will probably get fired when I refuse to do unpaid overtime anyway.
>Tfw totalling up expenses for work and it's come to about 300 quid
>Tfw 300 quid bonus this quarter
>tfw they've just paid for me to stay overnight in Europe to attend some shitty conference
Literally can't believe how much money gets thrown away that gets passed on to the public. Un fucking real.
They've also bought me a phone, a tablet, a laptop a gimmicky watch etc for free.
The best part is I'm shite at the job.
Oh to be working class and not realise what lies otu there
>>27397843
What the fuck do you do?
I don't even get paid sick days
>>27397839
>probably get fired when I refuse to do unpaid overtime anyway
i didn't think that could really be a legitimate reason the sack someone
>>27397839
Always refuse to do unpaid overtime.
Always.
If you say yes once, they are on your case all the time, then are complete dicks when you refuse.
I learned the hard way.
Now I just say no. They moaned a bit, and haven't asked since.
>>27397904
Lobbyist basically
I meet with MPs and monitor policy that affects our company
>>27397916
They can fire me for not completing tasks they know would take me more time than they pay me to do.
Or just make up any other reason
>>27397904
He first 30 consecutive sick days are paid here. If you work a single day after that you can fall sick again with 30 days of guaranteed pay.
>>27397964
You'll be fine stop being negative
>>27397954
Oh right its you. You were complaining about your job before.
>>27397952
They won't ask it will just be "we need this 17 hour piece of work done in 2 days" and just expected I stay until I finish which is complete wank.
In office jobs and IT jobs you are just expected to stay, or eat lunch at your desk and just fucking slave away, I have coworkers who work from home too, like they will commit code at 1 am on a saturday.
>>27398039
Civil service m8
We have a girl who has done 6 shifts this year because she is "disabled" and her union rep is recommending she not return to work until we buy her a segway type thing because walking causes her too much musculo-skeletal harm.
>>27398039
Yeah I fucking hate it.
It' absolute shite because nearly everything I do affects the business or goes to the chief exec who unironically relies on me for things like giving him updates on things like the budget for when he goes to present to the shareholder board (literal billionaires)
It's way too stressful, need a comfy civil service job like >>27398080
>>27398080
That's fucking unbelievable, the entitlement of some people. I can imagine her plopping her arse down in some free scooter and thinking "I deserve this".
So many people have no shame. I should get a government job, they seem to reward mediocrity.
https://youtu.be/HsCO-5tznMA
>>27398080
When does it pass the point where it's just pointless hiring her?
I feel out of the loop if I miss a day at work
How lewd is too lewd a picture for youtube?
How young is too young for a paedophilia joke?This is important becaus eit might affect my employment
>>27398080
I tried civil service and was rejected. The application questions and process completely triggers my autism. And now that I've been to work in businesses I will never get the retarded competencies they need.
>>27398114
Fuck off mate, most job are a stressful as that without all the god damn perks you have or career prospects and pay.
Is getting a civil service job easier than keeping a job in the private sector? Private sector jobs are more results driven so I would've thought so.
Obviously I'm talking about high paying educated jobs, not working in TopShop.
>>27398229
>Career prospects
I can maybe advance to manager and earn 50-60k max
wew sounds amazing
Even the civil service pays more
>>27398195
We already hired her, that's the problem, it's impossible to sack low level civil servants. We're currently trying to push her off onto another department so she's their problem instead.
>>27398181
"No to Islamaphobia"
dear god is this fucking term still being used
>>27398258
You fucking entitled shit.
I earn 20k and will be lucky to get 30k before I kill myself.
That literally does sound amazing
Saw Tilde at the Coop today lads, they had swansea buns on offer at the bakery department and he had like 6 packets of them on the conveyor belt. Then he paid for them entirely with small change and held up the rest of the queue.
>>27398292
you do realise things like the laptop and tablet are so they can get me to work when I'm on the train or whatever?
It's fucking shite mate and MPs can be real cunts if they want to make a good impresion.
I got bollocked the other day because somebody rang and I picked up and they used my 'uhhh I don't know I'll get back to you' quote on the phone in the paper.
It's not as good as it seems to sound lad and I only get about 23k a year
Been off work 2 days and I'm bored as fuck. How do the NEETS do it.
>>27398361
I work 12hour shifts 5 days a week.
I'm enjoying my 8 days off right now. It'spretty comfy for the time being, since I still have a sense of freedom once every week
>>27398401
Fireman pls go
Financial year's over lads, how much did you earn?
>>27398419
Security desu.
>>27398326
I got called to a meeting with the head of the small company for 'being away from my desk' I went for a shit and its not like anyone needs to come and see me at my desk.
I had to say I was sick and was almost shitting myself to not be fired.
>>27398436
Fair enough that's quite shit
>>27396992
They have it easier because their parents have no understanding of money. They're paid to keep them and their kids alive basically. If you think that you receive at least 230 per week if you have one child and don't work, plus you get your rent covered for you.
Their kids have Fred Perry jackets because they have so much disposable income and don't understand the value of it. I guarantee they have a shittier life than you do, they're pretty much destined to fail from the beginning, while being too stupid to realise their fate.
>have to wait 3 weeks to see the doctor
wew i could be dead by then.
Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an assholeblox
>watching gogglebox
>people crying because an autistic guy is sent in to wageslavery
>"his life can start now. So happy for him"
Wagecuckery is real. Probably going to get an extra 40 quid a week at best
>>27398613
Nah mate, if you could be dead the doctor would see you sooner. A sore throat and a cold is nothing mate.
And if you do die, then you win anyway.
I have to wait 5 weeks for my next dentist apointment and my tooth is fucking agony.
Is there any comfy IT jobs that aren't Support based or development? I'm in a support role but I just hate the workload. Some stuff I do I really enjoy (networking, firewalls) but the workload in my position is ridiculous. I have to juggle 50 issues and have wankers complaining that I can't do their shitty low priority request in 10 minutes
>>27398707
been pooing blood for like a month lad
should probably go hospital instead
>>27398734
Walk it off you sissy
>>27398780
what do you think i've been trying to do during the month that it's been happening
>>27398708
Being internal it support for a company is top tier and what I want to get into but I will probably never be able to make it.
>>27398734
a month?
Did you tell them this, because I'm fairly certain that's considered an emergency.
Also, can't you like ring up really early and get same day appointments? I've always been able to
>>27398361
Wanting to kill myself takes up most of my time.
anyone neets want a bf?
I promise I won't try and drag you outside to do normie shit.
>>27398855
Sure you can, just start off as a shitty first line support and work your way up. I did this for RBS, it was basically a call centre and was crap, but the money wasn't terrible and the experience led me to getting into uni without having A levels.
Now I'm in the support department for a small company of about 120 people and there's only 7 in the team so it's a lot more hands on since I have so much more responsibility than before.
But as I said it's stressy as fuck, however maybe other jobs are worse... who knows
>>27398962
I have been rejected to every support job I applied for, for well over a year.
I would have to go backwards to get one now since all careers/jobs are linear upgrade paths these days.
Oh well UX wanker here I come.
>>27398858
Not him but -
not how it works here, well it's suppose to, but never does.
>ring at 7:59
>sorry, the surgery is now closed. If you need an emergency appointment, please call when we open at 8am
>hang up, call straight back
>thank you for calling "surgery name" you are currently in the queue at position ... 7
>wait 10 minutes in the queue
>"Hello surgery name"
>I need an emergency appointment today
>sorry we don't have any left im afraid, we can make you an appointment or you can call back tomorrow
It is purely luck as to when they turn the phones on, strange thing is, whenever i actually manage to go there is no fucker in the waiting room, or it is next to empty.
>>27398734
Go to ER and kick off. They can't let that happen to you lad
>feel terrible
>want to cry
>can't
literally the worst feel
>>27399125
Watch this, has been making me cry every time for over a decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_C6CY7eQLM
>>27398961
can't post this without telling us your location in the country
>>27399125
Just listen to this, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7ZeSIC6K0
>>27397571
my familys got it, im the only one that doesn't, touching anything they've touched is like touching lava.
I know ill get it.
>>27398961
But I want to do normie shit with my bf.
>>27399125
https://youtu.be/ICFsYXRuP94
10 days without talking to anyone, might be on for a new record lads
We're all in the movie stream
>At the bank in the morning for an appointment
Do I need to bring anything if I may open up an account?
>>27399510
Absolutely disgusting m8
>>27399761
do you live on your own?
if you live with your parents/parents then how could you not have talked to them at least once?
Feels good to go fast. Kill yourselfes, sodabod/udnerweightmanlet depressed NEETfaggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonKGuS9uuQ
>>27399896
yes i live alone
>>27399875
Just films and galleries and PDA, mate, nothing horrible.
It's inconsequential either way but will expired medication have any sort of differing effects.
It's codeine phosphate pills btw.
>>27399986
you will go codeine crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lsDuWzIvQw
>>27399976
ok well then its not that hard to not talk to anyone for 10 days.
it's like living in the woods for 4 weeks and boasting that you didn't talk to anyone for 4 weeks.
>>27400042
where was i boasting?
Anyone else here /bingeeatingdisorder/?
Triggered my binge by forgetting to eat all day
Now eating lasagne nachos on a wrap...
Sounds disgusting but actually tastes fucking superb.
I swear I'm gonna have a heart attack one day and they'll find my arteries full of cheese.
Who /aggressively muttering all day/ here?
>>27400023
Oh shit, will i start liking shitty 808 autotune music.
Worse than death.
Find myself muttering and talking to myself all the time.
Earlier I stepped out of work to have a cigarette and was thinking about shit and I realised i was muttering too.
No idea how long i had been doing it, but the people at the bus stop were pointedly not looking at me.
>>27400498
>saved for future threads when burgers criticise British food
>>27400563
its not even autotuned wtf
also check out this dope shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQpEeRwkcA
>I spent a check on dat roastie
>I spent a check on dat roastie
>I spent a check on dat roastie
>I spent a check on dat roastie
dayyym
>>27400593
Not sure if you're using it to prove their point (you probably should), or to refute their point (probably a bad idea).
I ate the whole thing. I'm a fucking pig.
>>27400648
Also just going to add that I regret fucking nothing about that. I'm eyeing up my Easter egg now, but I'm desperate to hold on until Sunday.
On Holliday from college. Am I fuck telling my manager. Time for studying and hitting the gym. Goals are 90% on my graded unit test and a 230Kg deadlift by the end.
circumCISEDfags kill yourselfes.
what's your favourite band lads?
mine is deftones
>>27400625
if this is the future then humanity is doomed
>>27400902
Pixies
Streetlight Manifesto close second
did the clocks go forward yet lads
>>27401186
Nah, it's Sunday night i think.
>>27400902
Gorillaz mate
Shame they haven't released anything in a while
>>27400902
Bowling For Soup
Oasis
>>27400902
Songs:Ohia. A lot of talk about loneliness and depression, I recommend it to all robots here
>>27400902
Kaizer's Orchestra
where should i start lads
>>27401622
God fucking damn it now I want doughnuts.
>tfw 5'10 ladlet
>>27401622
i love krispy kreme
can you post a picture of each doughnut before you post them and we can discuss how we feel about that particular doughnut
also you can tell me whether you liked that particular doughnut and what it tasted like for you
>>27401652
*offers you a doughnut*
you can have any except the one with plain one :3
>>27401666
What's that white one with chocolate on? Looks like oreo pieces... I'm salivating over that!
What are you listening lads ._.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
>>27401666
original glazed. Best one by far.
Like eating a cloud made of crack
>>27401662
i'll do so till i'm filled up which probably won't be many cos I'm doing a feeling low and am only eating these cos the expire date was yesterday
what a waste of money aye, didn't realise when i brought them they'd expire the exact same day
>>27401696
the chocolaty bits taste like a flake from a '99
>>27401748
n-no that's the only one for me, sowwy
you can have any of the others though :3
>>27400902
BBK
#mondaytosundaylike
>>27401742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDydG0MrrE
Very nice song
>>27401742
https://youtu.be/LetAJ7fXQLE
>>27401774
thing about these doughnuts at this time is theyre kinda cold and old yknow
i like fresh plain sugar doughnuts,
>>27401839
that was good mate, thanks fer linkin it
>>27401881
yeah i wish i got just a few original glazed now
will probably just eat this one and bin the rest
what a waste :(
>>27401774
that chocolate one looks really nice
the chocolate glazing looks very tasty
are those chocolate chips on the top?
>>27401934
dunno mate, surely no need to bin them now. put in a plastic baggie and they might still be fine the morra
>>27401945
it tasted like broken up flakes from an icecream desu
wish i could share them with you lads
i really don't feel like eating them anymore, the first made me feel really sickly :<
>at least 25 pissed up chavs arguing and fighting outside my window
I just wanna watch House, lads.
>>27401998
i don't have a plastic baggy that big
>>27402033
>riot van just turned up
Finally, I can get back to my show.
>Nearly April
Feels like only last week we were complaining about the drop in thread quality around the New Year.
>>27401999
just want to cum over those and feed them to my cute boy lads.
>>27402088
I want a cute boy :(
>>27402070
Sounds more entertaining than your show tbf.
>>27402088
Who is your cute boy
>>27402148
you can cum on my donuts if you want (:
>>27402186
well i guess they would beazulad, sakulad and meguminlad.
>>27402166
Nah, happens all the time and its always the same shit.
Also, I am not happy that they changed the house intro music. I really liked the music in the first episodes.
How tall are you lads?
Just want to get a rough estimate as to how many manlets occupy /britfeel/
>>27396294
>I was around when comic book movies were becoming a regular thing
Yeah, you were about 9 or 10 lad.
>>27391526
Yeah, you're just a cunt, it's his job
offering to exchange my donuts for a bf
will take any offer, first cum first serve
>>27401186
Next week, had to double check myself.
>>27402241
only if you want...
>>27402310
5'6originaloc
>>27402390
H-hi
>>27402269
>I am one of those
Feeling like a very special boy tonight, lads.
>>27402310
5"8 and proud
origi comment
>>27402468
where you at senpai?
345
>>27402468
quite short little guy you are
>>27402310
6'3
>>27402489
you are special to me.
>>27402310
5'4". I also have a preference for girls shorter than me, so things aren't easy.
just microwaved 2 smartprice sausage rolls but the plate got hotter than the food and i burnt my hand.
Have had an ear infection for rwo weeks. Antibiotics did nothing. I just tried to yawn and sneeze at the same time and I think u just perforated my ear drum. Fuck my life.
>>27402310
5'10, doesn't that make me a manlet?
>>27402310
>>27402538
Also 6'3 fampai.
>>27401934
I have diabetes and your doughnut pics make me sad.
>>27402583
5'4". But I have a vagina so I guess I'm not really a "man"let.
>>27402529
near manc
>>27402534
yep! but I'm one of the few manlets happy about it
>>27402550
Use a towel. Jesus.
>>27402583
Read the chart and weep friend
You were fairly close
6ft 4 reporting
Every day I'm unemployed is another day I feel more like a worthless human being. Wish I didn't fuck up in school
>>27402643
but most of my plates don't get hot in the microwave, i was caught off guard.
>>27402605
they're sickly and disgusting
i've had one and i;m going to bin the rest
you're not missing out mate don't worry
>>27402626
age?
>>27402550
I had that with microwaved soup the other day. You put it on for three minutes, the bowl turns into pure magma while the soup stays fucking cold. Irritating as piss.
>hob and saucepan for me from now on
>>27402538
Don't lie Junlad, I remember that pic you posted of yourself and azulad. You were both manlets.
>>27402618
It's better to be a short female than a tall female
Being a tall/lanky female is the equivalent of being a manlet
No one really wants to date tall girls, and if they do, it's normally down to a fetish
>>27402649
i'm literally 5'11
based me
>>27402674
Haha okies, funnily enough I haven't craved anything sugary for ages but that pic really triggered me!
>>27402310
5"7 I think, or 5"8
>>27402538
Y-you too
>>27402696
my legs were so fucking bentlike me waheyazulad is super short yes.
>>27402310
5'11
So close
original comment
Poleaboo completed todays cut some time ago but he needs to wait for his phone to charge before he can take the pic
the blood has already dried up
>>27402709
Used to be friends with a girl who thought her vagina pissed fucking diamond. She was 6ft and would desperately cling to guys in clubs and get pissy when guys spoke to me at all because I'm fat so why would they pick me over her.
She kept getting the clap and eventually I just got sick of talking to a 6ft vagina with legs.
>>27402784
Dude, you're still wearing yesterday's clothes. <3
>>27402649
somebody please share this on facebook, I want to see how the normies would react
>>27402310
6'3"
oregano
apparently this was not original
>>27402710
if your height starts with a 5 you are a manlet mate
everyone knows this
you just made looking acceptable as a male though
only just
>>27402709
>it's normally down to a fetish
So fucking sick of this argument. Every single fatty and tall whore says it so they can carry on playing the victim "wahh no one likes me" card and not admit that men have a wide variety of preferences, unlike women who all seem to seem to share like 2 at the most
>>27402850
Yeah I have no clothes I burnt all of them because dad wouldn't buy me vidya
>>27402830
if a woman is 6ft she is no longer female
how can any self respecting man date a lanky fuck like that?
i would much rather date a fat chick than a lanky chick
i'm not out here dating masculine females
>>27402866
i've got bigger problems in my life than being an inch too short desu
>>27402899
I'm a male mate, and I wrote the post you're replying to.
It's true, no guys ever says "I want to date a lanky girl who is much taller than me" unless it's part of some fetish.
Very tall girls are not as sought over as short girls.
We want to hold and protect short girls, can do that with tall girls
>>27402911
They didn't date her, she let them fuck her in the Zurich building car park next door to the night club.
>>27402310
6'9"
being a manlet is better than this, period.
>>27402979
*can't do that with tall girls
>>27402986
kek
sounds about right
I've noticed tall girls are always desperate to find a guy and will almost let them do anything they want to her
>>27402997
ouch yeah unless you play basketball professionally, being that tall is just freak level
sorry bud
what's your weight?
Everyone needs to stop talking about height
>>27403098
Mad manlet detected.
>>27403051
Guess its time for another trip to eastern euro land to experance this
>>27403069
170 pounds
wow not original
>>27402310
5'10"
Literally the worst height: too short to be manly and too tall to be qt.
>>27403112
>manlet
Do I look like a menlet to you? >>27402784
me and my boy 13lunt420Media (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=japWMpTHtME) would beat the shit out of you
>>27403138
What the actual fuck
Are you a fucking twig?
I'm 240 pounds at 6ft4 and I don't even look that fat.
How are you not fucking dead?
>>27403168
>being tall automatically means being manly
lolno, fuck off you fucking normalshit.
>>27403252
holy shit calm down you fucking wideass fridgemode normalshit. my bodyfat percentage is normalweight. i am not dead yet because I am underweight by BMI and normalweight by bodyfat percentage, not aneorexic. get a fucking BMI calculator.
>>27403255
probably just as well I didn't actually write that then, you illiterate prat
>>27403311
you are not too tall to be a qt you retard
>>27403318
Er...thanks?
I think.
who will be my bf
>>27403274
>get a fucking BMI calculator
Well you got me there lad.
What a comeback
>>27403485
original
I will be your boyfriend
comment
Poleaboos daily cut
Couldn't take the pic until the blood had dried up
New thread time?
Original comment
>>27403492
the point is that a weight at such a height is neither lethal nor unhealthy. it's underweight. neither over- nor udnerweight are lethal/unhealthy, but obesity and aneorexia are.
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
>your BMI: 18.2
>Normal weight = 18.5 - 24.9
WOW WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET
>>27403515
really?
that would be wonderful
>>27403252
>240 pounds at 6ft4
that's highly overweight, very close to obese.
>>27403539
It's 'anorexia'.
Don't want to be that dick... It was bugging me.
>>27403548
>really?
Yes really
>>27403569
That's true.
I do need to lose weight, but I 100% do not look obese.
Just overweight.
>>27403574
wow
can we cuddle up and watch films and go on long walks holding hands?
>>27403485
hey, I asked first
>>27403625
>can we cuddle up and watch films
of course
>go on long walks holding hands?
>holding handsumm
Email?
Glucose levels been weird as fuck lads
>last injection was 4 hours 20 mins ago, whcih was only 1U of fast act insulin
>before that a few injectsion here and there but not much
>basal rate been 0.4U since 5 hours
>glucose levels crashed 3 hours ago so i drank half a ltier of coke
>they went up to like 170, i did NOT inject any insulin to this
>now they crashed again down to 90 even though no insulin whatsoever except the 0.4U per hour
diabetologists can't explain dat shit yo
>>27403539
Lol. My BMI is 52.8. Although it has come down from 57.7. Been for all sorts of tests at the doctors and have perfectly good physical health. I swim regularly for exercise and always have done. Only reason I've managed to lose weight is antipsychotics starting to get my compulsive eating under control.
It is pretty amazing to see someone from the other end of the BMI scale getting the same shit. Each individual is different. Each body behaves differently. The BMI is a good indicator of risk, but it's not a diagnostic tool alone.
>>27403745
>hur dur because some plebdoctors say that I'm healthy it means i am!
>implying you will still be healthy once you're older with your shit ton of weight
>implying you will even grow old
typical fat person.
>>27403702
Being a diabetic sounds like a pain in the arse.
>>27403745
and i am by no means from "the other end of the BMI scale" you FUCKING fatass. I am just a tad below normalweight, you are FAR beyond normalweight, infact your BMI is multiple times as high as the normalweight limit.
you fucking fatass and your fucking "hur dur eat more" mentality. i mean you consider people who are extremely close to normalweight to be morbid underweight.
>>27403745
holy fucking shit
how tall are you, and how fat are you?
a bmi of 52.8 is fucking ridiculous
>>27403738
[email protected]stop messing with me
>>27403793
Meh. Those are risks that are indicated by the BMI.
I am "older".
Everyone in my family has been fat. Everyone has gotten to 70.
Whilst the doctor's have said I'm healthy, they have also pointed out that I am at severe risk. Hence weight loss.
Why are you so angry and bitter? I have literally no effect on you.
>>27403873
>Why are you so angry and bitter?
I'm not. What makes you think I am?
>>27403873
You have a much higher chance of causing the NHS to spend a significant amount of money than the average person, so yes you do effect me you tub of fucking lard.
>>27403831
At no point did I say "morbid underweight", nor did I tell you to eat more. Nor did I insult you. I just said you were at the other side of the scale. As a result people will make assumptions that you are automatically certain things, when actually, you just fall into a category that implies those things as risks.
Sorry that you feel slighted because I indentified with you in some way. It was not my intent to trigger your delicate nature.
