ISIS the beta uprising
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>be 20-something man in a middle eastern country
>tfw have no job
>live with family in a shitty house
>can't get a girl because no money for marriage
>no other way to get some because of religious reasons
>cant even see a hot girl on the street
>no hope for the future
>foreign Chads scramble drones that kill your goats
>what do?
>get paps AK47 from a wall at home
>guy at a mosque says "there's a way out of this bro"
>"there are literally dozens of us"
>meet a guy who knows a guy who knows the emir
>guy who knows the emir says join now and get a sex slave for free
Suddenly ISIS?
>>27287561
>get paps AK47 from a wall at home
They issue guns.
>>27287561
>>foreign Chads scramble drones that kill your goats
kek'ed
>>27287885
that the US gave them for free :^)
>>27287561
The betas are the ones put on suicide bombing duty, while the Chad emir gets the girls.
>>27288031
The omegas are the ones suicide bombing. AFAIK they sell sex slaves to betas.
