>It's Saturday night
>She's out taking another mans might
>>28063034
Alright.
Fag
>She's out having "fun"
>the last women you talked to was your mum
>>28063034
>He takes her to dinner
>She makes his balls thinner
>She's out having fun with her friends instead of cuddling with me, an extremely depressed, cynical, and misogynistic NEET
>He cums ball deep inside
>You cry yourself to sleep at 5
>His charm blows her away
>You stay at home and post on /r9k/
>>28063034
>She bends over
>Rover takes over
>>28063137
>over
>over
Why did you fuck it up for the rest of us
>He proposes to your oneitis
>You don't
>>28063034
>she gives him head
>you still wet the bed
>He gives her a night of love
>You start to feel it rain from above
>Whity come to homeland japan
>He cum in senpai to show "who da man"
>>28063148
the rhyme was the connector, not the finale word, fuck head
>>28063034
>you sit at home with no gf
>she's out getting her beef wrecked
>she's out fondling up chad's balls
>maybe you can have her once she hits the wall
>spend all night feeling dumb
>she's getting covered in his cum
>she's in bed with Chad bending over as she asks for an orgasm
>you're at home rewatching Batman and the mask of the phantasm
>>28065134
both are perfectly valid ways to spend a saturday night
>she's with him acting like a cum funnel
>you're at home in a depression bubble
>>28065151
man you suck at this, anon
>>28065157
>how about i slap your shit
>while she's out taking dick
>>28065182
The English language is still much too complex for you to handle. To which you cannot hold a candle.
>>28065182
>you suck at making rhymes
>she's sucked Chad ten times
She's on her knees taking his order
Last year you helped him cross the German border
>>28063034
>You're sitting alone, sipping on rum
>She's with Chad, drinking his cum
