I see that you 3 nippled geniuses have somehow turned the effeminate emo suicide threats into a 'sophisticated hacker trademark'.... LOL You fucking cowards...
Instead of threatening, (which is really just begging for attention) my three attempts first ThinkTanked with attention to great detail, and had been formulated based on well-known medical data, mitigated by my body weight and tripled in milligram amounts to ensure efficacy... All three times I was very careful to position myself in a location nobody could ever possibly StumbleUpon, and giving the medication time to counteract and cause coronary... I would tell you the drug combination but that would be irresponsible...
Somehow, all three times, I faded back into consciousness while having my stomach pumped in different emergency rooms... uneducated people as always told me God knew it wasn't my time to go, but that's a lie because there is no such thing as a conscious God... It was simply a fractal mathematical impossibility random yet valid... Then, something happened that changed my life... During a common 'day surgery' at a local hospital, the anesthesiologist over administered propofol, the Conscious Sedation anesthesia... My heart stopped on the operating table, and I excavated myself without the luxury of deflating the balloons from the bifurcation. I was put into a medically-induced coma after being defibrillated, and for 14 days I remained in a stasis, with a fentanyl drip directly into my jugular vein.. 30 days later Michael Jackson died from Propofol... Trust me, sissies : your trend of cutting and whining and complaining is exactly why you can't get laid it's a catch-22... Man up, you little girls... I've seen actual emo girls do it better than you... And yes I've actually felt real life emo girls Kama because unlike you I don't waste my time about being miserable (pic attached is 100% legit, my 16 yr old Emo gf) I was 48
>>28093538
Fuck you op
I'm not reading your stupid ass post
if you actually think anyones going to red any of this shit you're retarded
kill yourself
you're insane my dude
Holy shit Famicom, legit kill yourself, stop wasting your time with the gay ass "I'm a teenage girl and I want attention" cutting yourself way
You post like a schizophrenic person talks, and I've met several, that isn't just an uneducated guess.
>>28093538
I'm using a speech to text, a flawed technology at best, which is why when I said 'extubated' myself thought I said something else and I don't even give a fuck anymore...
You fat effeminate lonely cyber flags have even got my son emulating your pathetic whining suicidal malingering and that's absolutely nauseating that he would emulate you pussies
I predict one day the trend will be to stop following Sissified Trends
>>28093665
Your son started to do drugs as a result of your harassment.
>>28093538
What is your son's true name?
>>28093654
Again, you have no formal training in Psychology whatsoever and, yet you claim to be able to diagnose an 'organic psychiatric disorder' through some magical powers that you must have gained when your father abandoned you many years ago... You can't even tell me two of the symptoms of schizoaffective disorder... You don't even know the difference between 'affect' and 'effect'...
You couldn't tell me the definition of dissociative Fugue if I paid you, and you have no idea what the 13th word on page 1274 of the DSM-5 is....
In other words, your opinion is almost as irrelevant as your sexuality because neither one actually exists... How does it feel to be identified as being completely uneducated but nothing more than a wannabe? I honestly can't tell you how that feels but you seem to be an expert
are you actually hack_blastard's dad?
Do you need to talk op?
>>28093625
That pic was taken by Jessica, a large breasted, tiny, rail thin, 16 year old Emo girl I was fucking after I divorced HACK_BLASTARD's mother... your specialty has never been 'paying attention', has it?...
Now you know why they call me the 'King of Rockin' Trolls'
>>28093711
No, it's hack whoring for attention.
>>28093711
Yes.... it's a long story and at this point, I'm not at Liberty to discuss everything in the open Forum until my son gives me permission... However let me say that something interrupted our journey and now I am attempting to reunite with the brilliant young man... I am not here to fit into any labels or be a robot or a normie or a tripfag or a gift bag or a Dunkin Donuts or whatever the fuck these people think sounds cool this week...
My reputation as the first internet chat troll speaks for itself, my first disruption being on April 21st 1992, and my legacy precedes me, leaving me with nothing to prove to anybody... You'll notice I use my name Johnny Neptune because I'm not here to be anonymous... Hiding never has worked as a way of becoming a legend, and if I didn't say my name then how would your girlfriend find me?
I'm slightly amused because this room has impressed me. A lot of very very intelligent people in here... Surprisingly, some of them seem to think they are smarter than they truly are, like the amazing man who has never accomplished anything... The one who likes to keep dropping the word schizophrenic to make it sound like who has an education or is capable of something other than failure... all of this autistic talk in here and suicide talk is so predictable that it really steals the Thunder From Any Good Works that these people might be capable of... My son and I each have hypo Mania, not schizoaffective disorder... Nobody great ever change the world with schizoaffective, however Hypo Mania was the common theme among all of these people... here's a picture of my son with his Danish girlfriend when he was 6 years old
>>28093817
Regarding hack whoring for attention: why would I need to pour for something I already have so much of? Proven by your bitter resentful little commentary.. Be sure to tell your girlfriend to call me again. Thanks Sarah
>>28093919
>until my son gives me permission
He should require your permission, not the other way around. You are weak.
>>28093919
He's a fucking normie. I knew it.
>>28093919
shhe thicc 3bh
>>28094019
You never wrote about your adventures in foster care :(
>>28093598
LOL @ you reading every word
>>28093605
Generally, those of us who have already lived a life of success and reward tend to overlook the sniveling opinions of those who've never accomplished either one...
You need to get off the meth, you've completely lost it
>>28093946
RE: weak
Lol sure I am....
Mentally, they actually added 12 points to the 160 cap on my IQ test Kama making my final tally 172 at age 15...
Physically, I am a convicted violent felon, having served a year in prison for putting a man in the hospital 3 times your size, tough guy... ( you would have been raped and sold on the first night )
Please continue pretending that you are intelligent and expressing a desire to die.. It's working wonders for you in the sex department LOL fat boy
>>28094041
I'm going to get around to it soon. I really wish I wouldn't have to, but apparently one of my subscribers told my father that I am a 4chan tripfag and he comes and posts here now, figure it needs addressing. I hate that it's looking like some big elaborate attention whore but it isn't. I can prove it if you wish.
>>28094183
Well what the FUCK is wrong with your dad, this is so strange
>>28093968
RE: normie-
Let's Pretend for one minute get the parroted, predictable trendy terminology used by an internet wannabe could actually be perceived as a painful insult:
If there's anything a normal about a 52 year old man who's married to a much younger woman and both of us have a 19 year old girlfriend and I have made more money in any one of my years on this planet by being creative and having artistic talent than anyone in your family has in their entire life? Then hell yes I'm normal... Let's discuss your disconcerning obesity and exactly who's responsible for it...
( you could only wish you were as hot as our girlfriend )
I'm going to mention to my son never to have sex with you
>>28094183
How could you prove it?
>>28094240
I could link you his YouTube channel. He's a real person, it would all match up.
>>28094183
The only reason I'm here is because I desperately need to speak with you... I enjoyed this site and I think that these people are very smart and make a nice collection of future victims for you, particularly the girls... However, I'm only here for you son because I need to see you and if you only knew how important it was you would resolve this matter right now
478 335 O81O
>>28094261
Please do. I'm looking forward to your foster care story as well.
And don't do drugs. Not with your schizophrenia and addiction genes.
>>28094272
I know familia, I am straight edge. Link here:
https://youtu.be/fFN7Xo8qnCw
he's a madman
>>28094019
Jet Orion Neptune
478 335 O81O
What a simple and expeditious way to stop the disruption and get back to your business
>>28094300
THIS IS SO SPOOKY, WHATAHECK
>>28094300
>I am straight edge
Good, your stream looked a bit drug fueled.
>>28094272
Trust me you virginal uberblunder, by the time you're 22 and you finally get laid, then you will quickly move on to doing drugs. It's amazing how when we are little children we think we know so much and then we turn around years later after experiencing real life and we hope that nobody remembers when we put our foot in our mouth.. But it's better than the penis is that you've been inserting in there lately...
You know nothing about psychology and have misdiagnosed hypomania as schizophrenia... That's because you are an uneducated little lonely boy, and unlike my handsome son you will never ever have girls throwing themselves at you never. Never... Never
https://youtu.be/9zl7X8D8uhM
He made a video about eggman. You cannot make this shit up.
>>28094314
RE: madman
The exact word that used to describe Leonardo DaVinci, Edgar Allan Poe, Vincent van Gogh, and just about everybody important and cool that you can think of... You forgot to mention to them that I'm equally as talented and that all of the stories about ZZ Top and all of that are completely true... You're supposed to actually stand up for me occasionally the way I do for you... Call me we need to talk immediately
>>28094389
RE: EGGMAN....
I have already used Alpha Channel green screen overlay to superimpose his face into the most embarrassing gay pornography, and I have already uploaded it to pornhub.com
>>28094473
Are you a pedo? Would you fuck your own son? I would.
>>28094389
NEANDERTHAL
Only a bigger would name their son 'Neander'
>>28094497
LOL @ you thinking that somehow you are part of the equation regarding my son and I finally getting to reunite after several unfortunate years of disruption from meddling nosy worthless people like you or your parents or the adult you will eventually become.
Also, LMFAO @ how fast I would crush your larynx with one swift punch directly into your Adam's apple... I spent a year in prison and two survived with great ease... You seem to think you're a tough guy... but you've never been in a fistfight, have you?
>>28094473
>>28094473
hahahhahahaaaa fuccc
save me from these memes. my dad is a fucking memelord, saved both of these glorious images
>>28094502
I think that your little effeminate friend is adorable... I wonder if he realizes that he's not part of this equation... He has absolutely nothing to do with me reuniting with you after all this time... Also it has crossed my mind whether or not he is aware I could crush his larynx with one swift punch directly into his Adam's apple, so fast that he literally wouldn't be able to Blink his eyes before I handed him a ballpoint pen and gave him instructions on how to perform a tracheotomy on himself... He seems to think he's some kind of tough guy
>>28094541
I'll beat you up real good, grandpa. Knock those dentures out and rip out the last pathetic strands of what you call ''hair''. Of course you'll survive, you served great purpose being the prisoners' little bum boi.
father and son shitposting squadron ahahahhahhaga
>>28094580
LOL not bad, huh? I actually made those specifically for you, and I was eager to hear your opinion. It all started with my realization that the word neanderthal, at least the first three syllables of it sounds exactly like some nigger's name... so I expanded on the idea, and am now working on a short video series like the TV sitcom from the seventies
>>28094620
I am simply so happy to finally get to see or read or hear anything from my brilliant handsome son... I am going into ignore mode right now, because that little Sally boy thinks he can steal your stage Pio... Yet? I love you so much. I'm so God damn proud of you man... Please tell Jupiter how I feel.. She's so God damn pretty! She is becoming such a beautiful young thank you
>>28094650
Actually the timing of this could not be better, but with your birthday coming up in the month... I have literally dreamed about this opportunity every God damn day... I had no idea what to expect but now I realize that of course this is what I should have expected you are truly one of the greats and the Apple never Falls very far from the tree does it? youre already a legend
>>28094705
I'm using speech to text comma and we are outside enjoying the weather down town. Forgive any typos. Why don't you swing out here and spend 15 minutes with me I would love to shake your hand and I look you in the eye and apologize for everything that has transpired and promise you that it cannot happen again
Most interesting thread I've seen on /r9k/ in a very long time
>>28094723
There are real tragedies out there that last forever... There are also volunteering things worse than what happens to us, like people who join the military and don't see their family for 18 years... I know very wealthy kids go to school in Lucerne Switzerland and don't come back for years... It was not the end. It just made us stronger
>>28094724
Thank you... but this ' unorthodox entertaining thread' is actually the very fabric of our real lives, and my only request is that my son allow me to reconnect and apologize and tell him that nothing will ever make me stop loving him... Absolutely nothing
this is some weird shit. well done OP I like you better than your gay ass son
>>28094798
You're going to get SO MUCH pussy in your life, dude....
>>28094877
I've been doing this pretty much every day for 23 years... In my experience the people who are most hated are generally the coolest ones I'm so I think I might take that has a grand compliment...
>>28094903
You and I need to get together and let me teach you how to use FL Studio with expert Precision. Which be a father and son shitposting EDM touring Act
>>28094966
GIRLS IVE FUCKED SINCE DIVORCING ANJI :
FIRST:
KAITLYN... OMG
>>28094601
Do you love your dad? Did you get into youtube because of him?
>>28095004
Q: what do you do when you're 50, JUST got released from prison, and THIS 16 year old from Atlanta asks you to marry her ?....
A: you fuck it.... REPEATEDLY
>>28095068
Degeneracy
I think we are on different sides of things man. Your goals seem pretty hedonistic, I steer clear from things like that.
hello? is this the ruse cruise?
>>28095176
Pham I wish
>>28095105
I never said that you were invited to fuck her with me...
So what you're saying is that if that girl approached you, and not just wanting sex, rather than actually wanting a long-lasting relationship with you, and literally pushing sex on you... You would say no?
I love it when people having mental breakdowns post things on the internet.
>>28095260
I want nothing to do with nonvirgin emo women that have dead lifeless unconscious eyes. I'd decline
>women approaching men for sex
Damaged.
>>28095326
How do you feel about your own dad fucking kids?
>>28095228
Well I tell you what... You're the one who reached out to me.. It's strange that you have chosen this public forum as the location for this delicate conversation but here we go... You actually reached out to me telling me where to find you knowing damn good and well I was going to react.... ( wanting to immediately see my son after waiting forced to wait for so long )
.... all of this for what?....
I understand apprehension and I understand your point of view much much much more than you could ever possibly imagine that I do... I am an empath and I have seen this entire thing from your point of view... If you ask me it appears that has an hedonistic edge and you fancy yourself to be one of the punishers now..
Nobody on this planet would exist if their parents hadn't been hedonistic... Brainwashed you with Christianity and morbid obesity... They call this 'Stockholm Syndrome'....
I suppose you've also decided it is prudent to punishment your grandmother who is going to be dead very soon and she misses you so much that it is unimaginable and completely unconscionable that you would be such a dick to her because she didn't do anything but love you. That fat sack of s*** stop allowing her to buy you birthday and Christmas present... But you're on the pigs side right? Really
>>28095354
Not much at all, don't care
>tfw your dad loves lolis
>>28095367
And you are you presenting guys with Jones County didn't manage to do some damage?
It's funny how that little vagina mouth idiot confuses the most healthy psychological thing that has occurred in 6 years with mental breakdowns LOL he really needs to pick up his education where he left it off... What's the name of that middle school again?
>>28095354
I never said I love her... You're not very good at paying attention are you? Perhaps that's how you ended up here and unable to effectively masturbate without a Justin Bieber CD cover
>>28095367
Actually no, people who are subscribed to me found you and told you to come here. A friend told me and I went to the video, saw the comment. I'd prefer if nothing more about this was posted on /r9k/. It's funny and all but in the end it's just not the place for it
But no, I never reached out to you. Told people about you, they proceeded to set the fuse and watch shit fly.
Who is this faggot and why is he posting ??
>>28095423
What race is your gf?
>>28095423
Atlanta police are investigating reports that the man who's been going around town and trying to get unsuspecting people to rub his nipples is Johnny Neptune. For six months now, victims have been reporting that an odd man has caught them off guard, often popping his head out of garbage cans as they walk past, cursed at them, and begged them to "Please rub my nipples"...
This behavior has earned him the nickname 'Johnny The Grouch' while police have desperately tried to apprehend the man. He has also been reported to have tried negotiating with his victims, often offering to drink their vomit if they will address his nipple sensitivity issue.
One woman said "He told me he would let me shit in his face JUST to see the hole it fell out of"... A police sketch artist finished a rendition drawn from victim's descriptions, and as soon as it was completed, a local animal control officer instantly recognized it as Johnny Neptune.
"I met Johnny years ago when he would offer to have sex with dogs after we euthanized them. We would tell him that was against our policy, but when he offered to pay for it, we allowed Johnny to have access", said the animal control officer. "I should've known. Neptune would always rub Vicks Vapo Rub on his nipples and yell profanities as he prepared to rape the dogs' corpses. It made me so sick, I'd actually vomit, but Johnny always offered to drink it, then he'd climb into our garbage can."
Police have an All Points Bulletin out for Mr. Neptune and are currently searching the city, one garbage can at a time.
Further details as they become available
>>28095634
yes this is the man that raised me
>>28094183
>I hate that it's looking like some big elaborate attention whore but it isn't.
If it wasn't you'd just take off your tripcode you attention whoring cunt.
>>28093708
>>28093919
>>28094371
>>28095367
lol shut the fuck up idiot lmfao
https://youtu.be/pCSiSirQoWY
this one actually made me laugh
hacks dad is best youtuber
>>28095449
Ahhh..... I see......
.... obviously I was confused. I thought it was you... Well I suppose that says it all right?... I suppose that answers my questions that I had for you....
Right ?....
... oh well... I have been down here the entire time waiting for this moment... Wendy and I were planning on moving out to California, but when I thought it was you who reached out I actually scratched that plan....
I get it now... Now I understand... well, it looks like I'm headed to San Francisco... So you're not even going to come by and say hello to me at all are you?
>>28095770
Please explain why he would have to 'whore' for what you are obviously donating so much of to him? Your brain doesn't work very well, does it? Perhaps you belong on a more appropriate site like Facebook
>>28095984
If I gave a whore money to suck my dick she'd still be being a whore you fucking moron.
>>28096012
>my father redirects someone to >>>/facebook/
I'm actually laughing so hard it hurts, you got fuct mate
>>28095678
I thought you were in foster care?
>>28095906
Thank you very much... The milk jug video is actually a tribute to my brother Greg... He actually did that to me when I was a kid. Greg was murdered in a robbery. He only had $8 on him but a thirteen-year-old Nigger murdered him anyway... jet never got to meet his Uncle Greg which is a crying shame because Greg was the funniest guy you could ever imagine. I have seen some really really really funny things in my life and 90% of them came straight from my genius brother. I miss him so much and I miss my son and I feel that my son has been conditioned and this is going to cause him a certain lack of intimacy and communication important communication with important friends perhaps for the rest of his life. Unfortunately this is a decision and not an actual symptom... This is a behavior and not a reactionary state... I'm about to explain some very basic advanced psychology 101 in the room pay attention this is very important for everybody here because all of you are dysfunctional in one way or another just like me the only difference? I am better at it because I've been doing it longer. It's simply a matter that I have been on the planet longer than you and I promise all of you will go down the exact same paths that I have as much as you try to deny it all of you are going to end up Exploring Life and surprise that expiration has several twists and turns that you will not expect but they are coming I promise so don't be so quick to judge when you are actually nothing more than a younger version of me. All of you especially the girls because I'm a hermaphrodite
>>28096053
Not anymore, I don't live with any of them anymore. I moved in with a friend and I'm moving again soon. I did grow up in foster care though, and lived in that home up until a few months ago.
>>28093538
It reads like you just strung a bunch of random sentences together.
>>28096076
So he raised you in foster care? What?
>>28096083
He's probably upset, and I understand
This whole situation is actually kind of sad and depressing
Are you sure this isn't a ruse?
>>28096106
whats sad? that his surgery messed up then michael jackson died 30 days later? none of it makes any damn sense
>>28096012
News flash. Your state of epic irrelevance somehow I can't hold a candle to the fact that I am actually communicating with my DNA, Just a squirt in the beginning.... but now look at him...
Plus comma you would have to borrow the money from your mother anyway so why would you just give it back to her like that?
>>28096130
>epic
>>>/2006/
>>28096076
Jetta? I want to explain the psychology of your uncle Matthew... Let me Begin by explaining that Matthew is so goddamn smart and so cool that it's really hard for me to put into work even when talking to someone as brilliant brilliant as you... Incredibly intelligence quotients are a genetic link on my side of your family... Yet if I was going to explain how smart Matthew was I would have to be as smart as him so that's probably not going to happen because he is Hawking smart... ( oddly his voice and mannerisms and personality to remind me exactly of you and I have already told him that )
Now my worst suspicions are confirmed and I feel that it's important at this point I explain something to you about Matthew and I hope that you can understand it, that you can understand the message I'm trying to teach you the lesson... Sorry I'm a little bit dazed right now by this whole thing I'm very happy to be talking to you but I'm afraid you might need to step outside of yourself for a second and really do some deep introspection... Let me explain the Matthew thing hold on
>>28096097
>born to my mother and father
>grew up moving around, unstable home, drugs
>mentally ill addict father and whore addict mother
>taken into defacs
>went to like 7 different homes in a year, dad kept being a cock and got us relocated every time we got comfy
I assume this is because he always wanted 'home' to be preferable to whatever foster home we were in, hold mental high ground
>get me back
>we live in Atlanta in some rich dude's house
>good times
>whore mother is fucking rich dude
>all shit falls out
>we move back to Macon, GA
>with grandmother, only person who had ever cared for me
>we fuck up her trailer worse than it already is
>roaches
>no food
>drugs
>shitty parents always beating the fuck out of each other
>get taken again, ~5th grade
>get adopted by some fatass that just wants money
>she pretends I'm mentally ill so she can get a fat check
>this goes on for years, absolute hell
>all I do is browse 4chan and play video games and wait for my prison sentence to end (like ~14 years old)
>now recently she starts dating this manlet thug black man
>he's smoking weed and selling drugs in front of my sister
>attack him one night
>almost successful, but he pins me and just beats my head in until I am almost unconscious. I only got one solid baseball bat stike in on the groid
>BLACKED
>fuck off and move out, just walk away to a good friend's house
>he's the bro that makes videos with me on YouTube
>living comfortably
>moving to Massachusetts with a richfag friend to start a business
>have ~6 million dollars to start an empire with
>discover my father is trolling people on the infamous hacker site, 4chan
That's about it. More details later but that's the frame.
>>28096212
Matthew has a different father than me... My mom, your grandmother divorced my dad and got remarried and had a child and that is my little brother Matthew... However the marriage didn't last...
Matthew grew up thinking my father was his father because my father was a lot like me. He was honorable and he had integrity and he actually stuck around and allowed my little brother to assume that he had a father figure I'll be at a divorced one who came and visited regularly and did everything a father does. Matthews never know but his actual birth father left within months of his birth... Now let me explain the advanced basic human psychology 101 hold on a second I need to put some more 100% organic honey dew melon all VG e liquid into my electronic cigarette be right back... When you hear what transpired I think you're going to understand my point just hang in there buddy I love you
>>28096277
>>moving to Massachusetts with a richfag friend to start a business
>>have ~6 million dollars to start an empire with
Wow, good for you. Good luck.
The fuck is happening over here?
>>28096315
Yeah man, I'm very excited. With that kind of capital I could push my tee shirt brand or anything I could imagine. Really looking forward to becoming something. Thanks for your kind words
>>28096277
MY WIFE Wendy is crying right now after reading the story she already knew IN YOUR WORDS....
so am I
I told you that I am an empath and I have seen this through your eyes but the way you just or did it and made me realize that I have no right to II want to see you and apologize and okay I'm going to let you go now and I love you and I'm really sorry man I'm really really really sorry about this I really am you have no idea but guess what? I am having Sheriff Butch Reese go to that house and I promise you we're going to put that n***** in jail I promise Paula is going to watch your sister be put into a safe place
Please type of policy number for me right now God damn it because now I understand what happened over there... I cannot change what happened in the past regarding the awful Dynamics between your f****** prostitute... Not a w**** a prostitute mother your God damn mother made the decision to drop to the lowest bottom of the barrel I have ever seen anybody do in my life.. I can't change how much I hated her for that but I can definitely change my behavior and I haven't gotten high at all ever since the other night when we're on YouTube I realized I can't escape with drugs anymore because I have to be strong and set an example for my son. But I tell you what buddy... I will go to Jones County and beat that Digger's ass so hard I will take that monkey and string him from a f****** tree and I'm not joking because I'm changing. I went to prison after they took you away from me and I learned a lot and one thing I learned is I will put someone in a God damn grave so fast and I'm not bragging I'm just telling you the way you have to live your life when you reach this point you have to be willing to go back to prison to send a message to somebody. The message they never really get to learn because their dad when you get done with it and I'm not joking I'll kill that f****** monkey for punching my son now it's on give me her number please
>>28096411
nice dubs, tough guy
>>28096411
Jet?... let me ask you a direct question now that we are actually converting someone albeit somewhat disconnected
Will you PLEASE come see me for like half an hour ?.... please ?... today... Right now.... please ?... can we go to Dunkin Donuts downtown near the hospital and have a cup of coffee and just talk for like 30 minutes please?
This question is being asked AFTER I just read your heart breaking words..
please? I promise and it won't be a bad 30 minutes it might actually be a wonderful 30 minutes
>>28096474
I am much tougher and then you would think
I have seen some shit in my time, but this thread tops the lot.
Is it the Jews?
>>28096544
Again: speech to text.... typos are the LEAST of my concern right now
>>28096567
Jets godfather Jon Fox is a Jew
White trash
I SUCK BIG FAT HAIRY NIGGER DICKS ALL DAY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LET MY SON SUCK 'EM TOO
>>28096559
I'm actually already here, at the hospital, because Moms dying... please do her and I a favor and put closure to this.. The last time I LAID eyes on my son, they were taking you & her away crying...
Please come see us for half an hour, sir
>>28096628
Wasn't asking you. Thanks for confirming that you're full of shit though, saves me from having to open my eyes.
I'm suspicious that this 'conversation' is planned, which means there's a motive. Anyone got any ideas, or do we need /pol/?
>>28096628
Toy understanding he was a great guy. Why is he a bad person?
>>28096700
Little Lord Fauntleroy Code String Jr. Thanks I am easily impressed with simple code insertion, not realizing that my friends are actually REAL hackers: as in the kind that had to teach the FBI how to prevent and people like them after they got caught her with the multi-million dollar Bank fraud thing
Is it a chat bot? Would explain the incoherence.
>>28096731
Jon is my best friend... Jon Fox & Johnny Neptune were ICONIC.. the Jews are the most amazingly intelligent race on planet Earth, but Jon far surpassed them in every way... I spoke with John Fox just recently about you comma and admittedly I thought things were going to work out differently and I gave him a very optimistic View. I'm not looking forward to telling him in the latest turn of events here because my stomach is Twisted in knots right now and I can't believe that it could possibly end this way without me getting to hug you and whisper in your ear how much I have missed you and how much I love you and your sister
>>28096852
Oh my God I feel so sick right now. I feel so nauseated and suddenly I feel like I'm having an insulin attack or something like that and I don't even have diabetes... I feel like my blood has been poisoned and I'm dying quickly from the inside out... Oh my God this is not the way that I assumed it was going to turn out I thought it was you that reached out to me I'm sorry that I've been bothering you. I know that doesn't seem fair to you but I thought it was you that reached out to me and now I understand and so I'm going to go now and I think I'm going to go get my hands on some methamphetamine and I might just outdo myself right now
>>28096277
What a ride.Does your sister like robots?
>>28096897
Your wording New York experience cast an entirely new light on this for me... It is a story that I am very familiar with because I was part of it in there we all were... However, your Viewpoint of me has made me realize Maybe I don't deserve your love or your respect after all there are no words I can really say right now I am so empty inside though. For whatever it's worth I don't remember you being bounced from Seven homes I thought that you were at that f****** fat pigs house the entire time, and one thing you didn't tell them is that I represented our family Pro se, and the judge allowed me to do it, even though I had a family court judge as an attorney, I kept that attorney at the Side Bar and I represented myself and I won the case three times but the Department of Family and Children's Services actually broke the law and continued Prosecuting for 2 years instead of having to drop the case 6 months Intuit the way the protocol requires and the judge ruled in my favor 3 times but they wouldn't stop and they kept coming and they kept coming until they won by attrition
>>28096897
>says he'll change his behavior
>immediately goes back to doing meth because his feelwings got hurt
Why are druggies so pathetic?
Ok son its time for me to hide out into the trashcans again.... I will speak to you later after I prepped your mothers bull...
I feel like a really obnoxious faggot using my trip and having a thread about my family. Can mods please delete this thread?
>>28097059
So that's a 'no' ?...... ( grandma indeed loves you more than you could ever love yourself, and she deserves for you to put your is self-absorbed concerns aside for half an hour and give her a little present before she leaves this planet and you might want to hurry up because she is not doing good at all and I think that you're being really s***** right now by avoiding things the way Matthew has his entire life ever since he found out that his father left her when he was a baby and now Matthew is a recluse and an emotional disconnect and he has literally given the same punishment to his own daughter, refusing to even acknowledge her existence thereby further ruining other innocent lives all because he's a self-absorbed dad like you are acting like right now and I would have expected at least a drop of compassion from you because I know you're better than that)
So basically you're telling me that I'm going to leave this planet and you're going to have robbed me of my opportunity to see you once again? Oh wow that's wild man, because I was the only one who actually fought for you
>>28097182
I started in this thread by making an observation about you little inexperienced self-loathing children are always complaining and threatening suicide which is nothing more than malingering and attention-seeking.....
Right now I am actually contemplating buying 60 count 80 milligram Oxycontin and 30 2 milligram Xanax and taking all of them tonight... Trust me you little cowards I'm the only one in this room with enough balls to actually follow through on it and it's not a threat it's a simple statement that I really think I've had enough of this
>>28097228
stream it homo, your son would want you to
What in the blueberry fuck am I reading? I've never seen autism this strong before.
>>28097228
>Contact
>Someone
You are too young for you to remember it now, but when you were a year old the Andrea Bocelli song Time to Say Goodbye was released, and I told you dance and music and math and movement and physics by cradling you in my arms, and gently but fluidly 'dancing' you to the emotional Rhythm and math of the song, in front of your grandmother's giant JVC speakers...
Your eyes would light up in twinkle, and your dimples were so beautiful and you had such a big smile on your face every time and you would "ooooo" and "ahhh" and you would hug me so tight around my neck and I was the happiest man on Earth and I've always been so proud of you from day one
>>28097313
Your attempt to sound intelligent and to appear as if you have an understanding of psychology was an epic fail on your part... Especially considering the fact that you clearly demonstrated your inability to define the term 'autistic'
Autism is not a typical organic psychiatric disorder as defined by the DSM... Autism is actually a social disorder comma indicated by the inability to communicate effectively with others... Based on the fact that my son and I are the best communicators in this God damn site, and also based on the fact that you have proven yourself to be uneducated, I think it's fair to say that to the autistic one appears to be YOU
By the way to wipe from front to back to avoid further feces in your vagina
>>28097437
Dude this is autistic as fuck
>>28097437
Lol. Autist
>>28097383
The fact that that idiotic vagina with feet thinks that this is being scripted out actually just planted a little seed in my head and now it's blooming let me share this plant with you...
Firstly, I wish that this was a scripted out prank...
And secondly in a way, maybe it could be... After all, I am giving you full creative control and asking you would you consider making a change at the end of The Script and maybe rewrite the scene so the two characters end up getting to see each other tonight and I trying to think maybe it wouldn't be exactly your typical happy ending but I think that it would be a much more palatable story if it had some kind of conclusion that would heal certain psychic bruises
>>28097447
I love the way you keep saying artistic artistic artistic artistic... Were you of the mistaken impression that somehow this overuse of a word you don't understand get you perceived as actually having a brain stem by others?
HINT: because you don't understand the actual clinical definition of the word autistic you could just as easily be replacing that word with ' toenail fungus', and it would still make exactly as much sense as what you are trying to communicate effectively
>>28097752
AUTISTIC*
The future prostitute doesn't realize you are using speech to text and that the cars driving past you are very noisy right now.
She also has no clue that she has absolutely no relevance today whatsoever comma and in no way shape or form is she interrupting or disturbing the course of your conversation with your son
>>28097752
Why are you autistic?
2w49ghws
>>28093538
I didn't read any of that, but I'd just like to let you know you've blogposted and thus have lost any shred of credibility you might have been able to gain with your thread. Nice memes all around
>>28097889
I would love to respond to with something that had specific context, but since I haven't been paying attention anything that you have managed to type, perhaps I should just stick with some generic response like 'that's so autistic' or maybe 'I want to kill myself because I'm so autistic'
>>28097889
I wish you knew how devastated I am at the mere thought of me losing credibility with someone as important as you... In fact everything I do in my life is first prefaced with the Deep consideration "will I lose credibility with this faggot"
>>28098030
You're autistic lmao
what the hecc man
This is weird as fuck, Hack. I really like you, bro, but is this guy really your dad? I wish my dad was this cool.
I wish you would make more YouTube vids though, I've watched them all like thrice already.
Somebody screen cap this thread pls.
>>28098298
I'm uploading a new episode as we speak famalam, sorry I've been slow
>>28096277
Damn, that's fucking sad man. The part where you had a shit childhood, but I'm really glad you have enough money to start your own thing. Care to elaborate on that? What are you gonna be doing? With whom? Also, you're my favourite trip fag now. I like you.
To summarize this fucking crazy thread:
Two people.
hack_blastard and hack's dad 'Johnny Neptune'. hack was lost to fostercare to his mentally ill parents. One of his YouTube subscribers tipped off his father that he posts on /r9k/, so he comes here and makes incoherent madman posts looking for his long lost son.
hack:
https://youtu.be/1i8JAs6isZI
hack's dad:
https://youtu.be/9zl7X8D8uhM
>>28098714
Thanks for this. I was getting too lazy to read the thread. Yeah, his dad's kinda...strange. Who do you currently live with, hack?
>>28098714
>somebody tipped him off
Poor hacky. I bet it was one of those eliza orbiters who did that. All orbiters deserve the torture their lives are tbqh
>>28098820
Eliza and hacks are friends. He asked her to stream with him.
This thread is nuts tbqhfam
>>28098787
Live with a close friend. It's the guy who is my cameraman, the beard dude. Moving upstate with a /pol/ack and a richfag mulatto in a few weeks.
>>28098517
Two of the guys will be developing some sort of investment/capital management firm. I'll keep working on YouTube and my tee shirt brand, as well as helping them renovate their offices and build up their firm. I'll also present things for them, ect. They're rather introverted and I'm a bit better at speaking. It's all really exciting
>>28098865
No, it's just annoying to waste energy hating her. She's just a rusemaster and is taking advantage of betas, whatever. She's cancer I agree but she's selling and they're buying. It's the betas' fault, not hers.
>>28096411
Nice text wall of incoherent rage and nice dubs.
>>28098934
How did you get a copy of that letter to her parents if you aren't friends with her?
>>28098934
>No, it's just annoying to waste energy hating her. She's just a rusemaster and is taking advantage of betas, whatever. She's cancer I agree but she's selling and they're buying. It's the betas' fault, not her
Fucking this. How are you so smart senpai.
Also are you going to get back with your dad? What's his deal? Is he actually cuckoo or what(no offence)
>>28098911
AYYYYY EGGY!!!! Kek that vid dadstard made bout you was pretty funny tho tbqfh famalam
I don't know what the fuck is going on, gonna go to the start and read all of it. what even mane
>>28099173
eggy got roasted
or scrambled
>>28099298
this shows /r9k/ is the board of happenings not /pol/
Someone please screenshot all of this shit. Mobile here, I'd do it but I won't be at my house for a week.
>>28099599
Save this link senpai https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28093538/
Hell of a ride. This is probably what I'll be remembered for here.
what is this hack
>>28100723
See this >>28098714
hi wofl. Nice to see you again
>>28100019
Actually, I remember you for a bunch of other fucked up reasons. Also, that dude aint your dad, buddy. He is a sick man who is targeting you.
>>28100019
>>28101102
See I do not think you realize you have been posting a lot of stuff about yourself, and you only just turned 18. This guy is pretending to be your dad, or maybe he really does think he is your dad, but I can assure you, he is not your dad. Just some guy who has been watching you and is fucking with you.
I hate schizophrenic people so much. Why can't they see what their word salad looks like? How the fuck am I supposed to read all of this?
>>28101299
This is a schizophrenic pedophile who wants to fuck this kid. He is pretending to be his father, or may believe he is his father. I knew this was going to happen, I am just an observer.
>>28101102
"Other fucked up reasons"
What does he mean when he says this?
And yes I agree he's a madman that's targeting me, but trust me this is my father. He updates his channel often, this is him.
>>28101276
bumping madman thread
>>28101491>>28101491
...so THESE are the great 'hackers and geniuses of r9k'?... idiots fixated on repeating erroneous psychiatric labels, like 'schizophrenic', when anybody with a basic 3 months worth education in psychology automatically knows schizoaffective disorder has nothing to do with alliteration or syntax, and my Superior communication skills are actually a byproduct of my hypomania. Or the autism autism autism parrot, who also doesn't realize autism is indicated by a complete inability to communicate... and the former child molestation victim, who keeps assuming is that this is fake and I am a gay pedophile, who also thinks you already turned 18 recently... And these are your 'friends'?.. These are the great 'geniuses' of 4chan ?.. I am very very impressed by their razor-sharp perceptions and knowledge base
>>28100019
you're greatly overestimating your importance, my dear boy.
You won't be remembered for shit.
>>28102142
Where can I find my grandmother?
>>28102142
Since you have decided my only opportunity to speak with you and to clear the air will be here, in front of these uneducated befriends, I would like to take this opportunity to correct you on that several of your misperceptions that you stated earlier... I might as well, right? Because after all some of that you got right and some of it you got completely wrong... endive reserve the right to stand up for myself if nobody else will
>>28102321
Once again my speech-to-text is messing up horribly... Try to overlook the typos, because you know how I am about grammar.
1: you referred to me as an insane a drug addict... That's really strange because back then all I ever did was occasionally smoke a joint, and I wouldn't exactly call that a drug addict
There is only one drug that actually causes physical dependency and that is opioids... I can't stand opioids. All I ever used to do was occasionally smoke weed. And I seriously doubt you consider marijuana To Be A Dangerous Drug that makes people crazy
I honestly don't hate my dad. I think it's funny that he is posting on 4chan now. You should browse this board more, stay here and post with us. I would be interested in visiting my grandmother soon. Don't post any if her information on here though.
>>28101491
2: I have hypomania Kama a subset of bipolar disorder, and if you new hypomania was you do realize I'm not insane or crazy. I do not have schizophrenia, I am completely lucid, and in fact hypomania means 'under' mania... 'less than' mania.... every artist and painter and musician worth their weight has hypomania... It's also known as the creative 'gene'
Can anyone give me a recap of this thread so far?
>>28102559
Jet?.. you really really really need to go see her as soon as possible because her condition is deteriorating and she loves you so so so much she loves you so much it's impossible to put into words and if she is a damn good woman ! 'my side' of your family are the GENIUS ones with integrity... we are the reason you and your sister are so God damn smart honorable.. it's a genetic trait...
Seeing you just type of the words I don't hate my father just made me feel so much better because I was convinced you did. You reserve the right to feel anyway you want to about me and there's nothing I can do about that because you are a man and you earned that right by being put through hell
>>28102664
Some crazy fuck blogging to himself, from what I can gather.
>>28102676
>you are a man and you earned that right by being put through hell
I wish my dad had ever told me that.
tfw schizo drug addicts are better dads than mine
>>28102664
RECAP : Your effemininity Rises closer to the surface with each passing day, as well as your gynecomastia... Any questions ?
>>28102736
I don't have gyno problems fagolahow the fuck did you know
>>28102676
Next error that you made and forgive me but these are important that I clarify where you were erroneous: you made it sound like it was an insane Junkie and that's why they took you... My hypomania had nothing to do with them taking you... DRUGS had absolutely nothing to do with them taking you... and once again that, back then all I ever did was smoke a little pot... The reason they took you? Because your mother is such a piece of s***, and I'm sorry for bad-mouthing her son because you're never supposed to do that to your child but in this case I think that it would be insane for me to pretend that you aren't aware that your mother was nothing but a piece of s*** on two feet
HACKs_DADSTARD should stay on r9k. I love this guy
>>28102948
Gynecomastia... your regrettable but never-the-less hilarious male breast development condition
>>28102991
Agreed. You are a quality poster, sir, we salute you.
All in favor of HACKS_DADSTARD staying on r9k with us?
>>28103114
Aye!!
fuck robottttt
>>28102984
You talked about being bounced around while I kept being a cock every time you guys got comfortable... I was not in control of them bouncing you around... that's more a matter of their unbelievable ineptitude... Bureaucracies...
What I was in control of was being a cock.... and I did it around the clock 24/7... I protested this thing, so adamantly, Around the Clock 24/7 I gave them nightmares... I stood up for you much more than you could possibly know because you weren't there to see it come up but I think you would have been proud of me... If I was a strung-out insane a drug addict how was I able to represent myself in the courtroom against dfcs, acting PRO SE, and have the judge rule in my favor three times?
They are only allowed to drug test you for 3 months, and if you test dirty they are allowed to extend the drug testing for another three months, making six months total of drug testing Allowed by law regarding these situations... SIX MONTHS MAXIMUM DRUG TESTING
They drug tested me every week for 2 years, and I never tested positive for drugs not even once
HACKs_DADSTARD is a fucking criminal mastermind holy shit.
someone start posting don't you talk to me or my son again pics
>>28103218
And you're a beta faggot. Go cry about Erica playing LoL with someone that isn't you.
>>28103218
>>28103239
Doj BTFOOOOOO
>>28103239
Please don't go off topic thank you.
>>28103218
And he's more of a man then you'll ever be cucklord,even if he does meth and lost his kids. Don't you have underage girls to buy steam games for? Out of my family thread baby boi.
>>28103026
those words are very kind... I would be remiss if I failed to mention how much I really really like all of you here... you guys are brilliant, funny, and very cruelly honest.. You have to appreciate that in a world where the average person can't differentiate between TO and TOO
I find it ironic that my son and I have been keeping ourselves from committing suicide by basically doing the exact same thing this entire time only on different sites... My son is in very good company with you people
>>28103282
>>28103272
DOJ UTTERLY BTFFFOOOOOOO!! HACKs_DADSTARD your son is absolutely savage. You should be proud
>>28103282
>>28103353
I said stop going off topic. We're here to talk about HACKs_DADSTARD
>>28103282
A 'man' admits when he has made mistakes, and God knows I've made a lot of them and I'm not done either I'm probably going to be a fuckup until the day I die... but those mistakes are not the reasons that redneck branch of a government agency decided to shatter the very fabric of Our Lives...
The to be honest with you? They had their sights set on you in particular, even more so than your sister... they thought I was the devil because firstly they are stupid enough to believe in God and the devil, and secondly because I'm so God damn handsome and of course women look at me and think "he's either has to be the devil or a very famous pornstar" LOL I'm just kidding.
to that Jones County white trash, anybody who can actually complete a sentence or can correctly pronounce the word 'perhaps' must be the devil...
But mainly they did it because I raised you and your sister without the prison of religion
>>28103373
Okay. I think HACKs_DADSTARD gave birth to an absolute madman of a son who destroyed you when you tried to shit up this thread. Is that on topic enough for you cuck?
>>28103421
The fact that your mother was using syringes, sucking ANYBODY who would give her a dope to run up, and her secretly arranging for one of their employees to give her clandestine rides 2 go fuck some guy that was giving her Oxycontin might of had a small role in it... You can't detect sarcasm in the written word so yes that was sarcastic
>>28103452
Sure, I can roll with that. Well done Anon.
>>28103470
A man also stands up for his family and sticks around... As many times as your whore mother cheated on me, attacked me, broke my nose 3 times, broke my ribs, put a screwdriver through my hand, smashed a very heavy Crystal ashtray over my head.... I still continued to try to save that marriage BECAUSE WE WERE A FAMILY !!!!...
Two months after they took you permanently, she admitted to me that she had INTENTIONALLY latest 90 minutes late for the court appearance...
Let me repeat this again so I'm certain that you have absorbed it... This is what you didn't get to see because it was happening without your knowledge
Your mother admitted to me that she intentionally made us 90 minutes late for the final decision... When we walked in the courtroom 90 minutes late the judge was so Furious, and that is after he ruled in my favor 3 times
>>28103557
I'm not proud to admit this, but yes I fought back against that little hyena violent prostitute redneck white trash woman... Still to this day, I don't care if it's a man woman or a fetus, if it breaks my nose or puts a screwdriver through the back of my hand, I'm going to beat them so badly they're going to need an ambulance... Case closed I will beat the ever-loving dog shit out of anybody who attacks me physically
By the way, I want to wrap this up very soon but please hang in there because I have just a couple other things I need to make clear
Screencap this shit. Ill pay gbp
>>28103611
you seriously spent 8 hours talking to some virgins in front of your speech to text phone in some desperate attempt to regain control of your also insane son? do you feel empowered yet? remember that time you sent me blackmail because i junked your dumbass Le Car? fuck off you neurotic geezer
who is this?
bloxblox
>>28103611
you can find photographs of your mother online, but I wouldn't recommend it son... They are mugshots a woman who was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous when I met her.. Your mother was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen... When they arrested her the first time comma she had hepatitis C from running up so bad comma and you can tell in her picture she is so sick and it's not just the drugs it's full-blown hepatitis C... I actually went and paid $750 to get her out of jail the next time because you can say I am a sucker or you can say I'm a good guy, but she was still my wife and the mother of my children....
when I went and bonded her out the she had AIDS.... full-blown AIDS....
I'm sorry you had to hear that, Jet... I'm sorry son.... her decline in the pictures is so horrifying your mother looks like she had already died ten years ago she had deteriorated so badly and I'm so sorry son I am so sorry that this happened to all of us
But she was absolutely determined... She was sharing needles and no fucking any disgusting drug dealer... I've never used a needle in my life! I am horrified of them you know I have a morbid phobia of syringes and it takes 8 doctors assistants to hold me down just to give me a simple little shot... LOL I know that sounds crazy but a morbid phobia is an illogical fear and I have one of the most pronounced morbid phobias of syringes on Earth... Yes, after I got out of prison and your mother was performing prostitution in North Georgia I fell into a well of despair and loneliness and I started masking the pain with methamphetamine and I will tell you why in case you don't understand it
The buzz of methamphetamine... It literally makes time stop
>>28103720
Hey, Tapeworm Jr.
Jet Neptune is the one who's going to be fucking your girlfriend if you're ever capable of finding one... Hot chicks like crazy guys
>>28103715
On my Android, I have simply been going 2 the settings in Firefox and saving this as a PDF every 10 minutes
>>28103373
Dear Fucking Manchild,
I'm sorry I am no longer 16. I have in fact grown up, my testicles have dropped, and while I do spend a great deal of time on the internet - in fact, my job is building and repairing web applications - probably ones you might have used, I do grow weary of the internet's bullshit.
I'm glad that you've found 4chan and Reddit, but did you know, there's approximately 180 million websites, give or take? Most of them do things like sell clothes and provide news, or blog about their cat. Or porn. There's a lot of porn. You'd be surprised that desu memes, n****r jokes, and MRA brosites are a really fucking small portion of the internet. Not 0.1 percent. Not even close.
I build the real internet. I run network cables, rack servers, parse out bad namespace errors, fix 500s, rebuild RAID arrays, and do the shit that makes the real fucking internet - where people behave just like they do in real life.
Your anonymity doesn't make you strong. It makes you fucking weak. You've decided your baser instincts belong on the internet instead of your humanity, and you allow people like Ellen Pao and Anita Sarkeesian to take the fall for you. You don't fear the loss of free speech - you fear the requirement to be an actual fucking person on the internet. To have to listen to your opposition, treat them with basic human decency and compassion and possibly change your fucking mind.
>>28103790
jet neptune, typical name to come from uncle chucklefuck. take your dumb fucking "jet" and fuck off to uranus you slick dick pinworm. sick of seeing you here. stop posting on my forum, thanks. bye
>>28103746
When I got out of prison for Defending Your Mother from a big guy that was beating her face in? She had abandoned me and joined a group of the most disgusting AIDS infected Junkies open North Georgia somewhere end she quickly gave birth to a baby that tested positive the drugs and they took the baby away and I'm pretty sure you understand what's going on with her
however I did not leave... I did not leave... I stayed around because I have waited for the day that I could possibly see you... Every time I go to the store whether it's Kroger or Walmart or wherever the f*** I go I am looking at everybody in the store hoping I accidentally bump into you
I love you and your sister so much, I love you enough for anything that she may have lacked... I love my kids with all my heart and yes your grandmother and I have stayed through this entire time it hurt us more than it hurt anybody because at least you had a parachute. And I know it wasn't a good one but we had no parachute they stole my children from me and all I did was try to make things work...
for some reason they were allowed to break every rule and continue Prosecuting me after the judge kept rolling in my favor, they continue to drug testing for 2 years straight without one single positive test result, they had absolutely no probable cause, yet they were allowed to continue and continue and continue even though they kept losing until finally they won just one time and that's all it took
I had my son suck my dick for his allowance once. I wanted to see how it would feel...
>>28103831
RE: I build the real internet
whoopty doo poindexter, whose paying you? is he paying you in crack? LOL
you know what makes you weak? you can shut your fucking mouth. you've been shitposting since the moment you got internet. its been 10+ years and i can still see you synthesizing your stupid fucking music. get lost chump, if it werent for your fear of needles youd've OD'd on heroin by now
>>28103949
You, who would unironically use a term like hugbox, are busy raging at the loss of your own. You need the chans, because you couldn't stand with me man-to-man. You have to post "Lol U Mad, Bro" memes, because you're not mature enough to take constructive criticism in a stern voice.
The rest of the internet is growing the fuck up. Twitter and Facebook are spreading news and helping freedom fighters seek democracy. They were also a medium to allow hate to spread, but they're working to fix that.
Honestly, I have a new relationship, a new apartment that still needs some touch up, a full time job, and a variety of recreational activities and family commitments. Internet bullshit time is not in that list. My phone notifications are an integral part of my existence - I can't choose to turn them off for three hours. Getting brigaded doesn't make me cry, or damage my self-worth one fucking iota. It's a waste of my fucking time however, and oddly, when you get older, you start to treat it more like the precious resource it is, and mourn the time when you were younger that was wasted on things like internet bullshit.
No adult worth their salt will ever say - "I wish I repressed more homosexuals and women and fatties on /r9k/ when I was younger."
>>28103912
LOL too bad nutlick wasn't born with a super star name like jet Orion Neptune Kama which by the way I think you should change it back legally... Everybody everybody everybody everybody said I can't believe they're going to change his name and you are not a 'Goodson'... you are a GREAT SON and you are also Jet Orion Neptune, owner of the coolest name in the world even cooler than the name Johnny Neptune
There's a magazine cover i illustrated a long long time ago
>>28102270
In the same tower downtown, near the library... apt 605
GO TONIGHT
I really don't understand why you don't just to go see her and come see me for 10 minutes and just let me give you a hug man that's all I'm asking just let me put my arms around my son is that too much for a man to ask after he helps bring you into this world?
By the way that nigger ?... what's his name? I'm going straight to butch reese first thing in the morning... detective Jimmy black Now is it going to make a special visit I promise you that much... And don't ever use any kind of weapon no baseball bat not even a pencil when fighting somebody because that's aggravated assault and that's exactly why I went to prison you don't need a baseball bat next time you take your thumbs and you literally pop their eyes right out of their head it's not that hard that takes like two pounds of pressure and their eyes pop right out then there's nothing they're going to do when their eyes are hanging on two ropes dangling from their eyes
Will someone summarize what in gods name this fucking retard has been saying?
>>28104187
My father discovered that I am a trole on the net, came to my home board, posted and is trying to get me to meet him.
See this post >>28098714
>>28104327
You sure hes your dad?
>>28104729
Absolutely positive. It's him
>>28104327
that's nuts
sackblox
>>28104776
How do you know??
Bloxbloxblox
>>28104175
hack deserved better, and you fucked it up. fuck you, you mentally ill piece of shit. you're the reason why this country is so shit nowadays. no, don't blame it on the niggers or the jews or the system. people like you who only care about themselves and the next high, and fuck anything that gives them the time of day. you have no control of your own pathetic life, so how dare you try to make life, and control the lives of two little children.
don't talk to Jet ever again. you can atleast do that can't you? don't be so selfish for once in your fucking life.
>>28104890
He has a YouTube channel he updates regularly. It's him, I am sure of it.
>>28105088
LOL HAHAHA you fucking sexual failure...
STFU, SALLY
>>28105283
Signs McCartney
Down in the jungle living in a tent they don't use money and they don't pay rent they don't even know the time and they don't mind... ho Hey ho ho hey ho
>>28105888
Sure, if you don't mind I need to know the name of one particular yardage greasy nigger, because first thing in the morning I am going to be on the phone with Sheriff Butch Reese
For my effort to have the maximum efficacy Kama a name would come in very handy because there's a certain little girl that needs as much help as she can get right now... Any details at all will be very helpful and I appreciate it if you could tell me how we could do this without everybody else reading it...
HINT: there's a new invention called a telephone... I swear to God you can send each other messages on it without even calling each other out here
>>28105824
Q: is it true that you are first informed about your diminutive penis by the man who molested you?
... I suppose that's kind of a stupid question, considering he was the only one who's ever seen your penis including you
If I suggested the Jenny Craig diet I'm sure you'd try to eat her... Try methamphetamine it worked great for Paula Goodson... Just kidding it was crack
By the way I I'm donating this picture of me naked so you have something to jack off to later on
>>28093538
You ramble so much that I can't even follow what you are saying. You don't explain yourself very well.
>>28106012
absolute fucking madman you are out of control and need to be stopped
>>28105283
I'm so VERY, VERY proud of you
>>28093538
too much of a coward to go through with it eh? can't even kill yourself right lmao
>>28106013
I'll be sure to tell you the minute and your comprehension of my Monumental syntax becomes relevant to me...
( don't hold your breath )
>>28106152
.LOL @ unoriginal 'cyberbrainstem' boys, to try to fit in by claiming they're suicidal all the time, and then try to insult other people by saying they would overdose on heroin if given a chance... You can't get anything right, you can you?
>>28106152
You're terrible at this... No offense come up but I have taught some of the best trolls out there and you don't even register in the bottom .001%
At least there's always gay prostitution, right?
>>28106243
0-3 huh idiot? lemmie give you some advice, throw yourself off a fucking cliff. zero chance of your unique superhero-esque body regenerating from the 6 advil you took
>>28106291
Honestly this man is so fucking brutal. Everyone in this thread is getting BTFO
>>28106054
You're my fucking hero
>>28106291
your son is covered in scars and everyone who walks by him on the street sniggers at what a weak coward he is, and that will never change regardless of how many trips you put on. You were a failure as a father, now reap the rewards of your mediocrity
>>28106054
The answer to your question. I use a paid version of kinemaster Pro the handle the video work because as far as Android latency is concerned, no other app out there can hold a candle to it. To sequence up my music I use caustic 3 and a paid version of FL Studio for Android... and to spit-shine my testicles I use that jealous guy that keeps trying to offend me with his lackluster insults
WTF @ you didn't ask me LOL
>>28106383
Little do you realize I actually invented what they now call chat room trolling 23 years ago in a mIRC room...
That's why I be telling you that you are terrible at this carries a lot more weight than you are willing to admit
I'm beginning to understand your problem, and that being your lack of Education which prohibits you from being able to develop anything effective or even vaguely humorous
>>28106432
>>28106484
youre the living legend, please stay on r9k forever
you invented internet trolling
you are our hero
fuck you, dad, i have a new family now fuck you stop stalking me fuck you
what even is this shit desu famalam
too much to read. summarize
>>28107017
Tripfag from /pol/ comes to /r9k/ after breaking up with his girlfriend and his meth addicted dad who he ran away from as a child finds him online and shitposts to remind him of his genetic predisposition towards meth addiction
>>28107056
>implying i ever had gf
reee ect inc.
where did you get this false information
>>28107101
From school, we flirted on and off
>>28107135
what
what
you are rusing me
>>28107158
She's a really quiet girl and she does pretty much whatever I tell her
6/10 wheres the grandpaw
>>28093538
This thread is ebin, I've never tripfagged before because I'm not an attention whore but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm Hack's /pol/ack friend he's going to be moving in with. AMA goyim
has the papa gone to bed
>>28107384
Do you suck each other's dicks
>>28107425
Not yet, I haven't moved up there yet.
>>28107425
That's a decisive yes.
Next question
>>28107451
>>28107483
Do you do the butt stuff where you stuff the butt
>>28107500
Nice d.u.b.s.
I do what I have to do.
>>28107451
Does your dad know you like to suck cock and take it in the asshole for money
At least you can afford to buy drugs now too
>>28107606
i guess he does now if he is still in the thread
papa reveal yourself
>>28107606
>>28107654
Dadstard is kill
I'm in charge now.
>>28107654
inb4 tripfag fucks his dad, since taboos are a social construct
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