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2016-05-11 10:19:57 Post No. 28485556
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2016-05-11 10:19:57
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> When browsing online dating sites, I'm as pretentious as anyone can be
> Filter out every girl who does not have at least a master's degree
> Filter out every girl with a bio made up of less than a paragraph
> Filter out every girl with apparent signs of normieness
> See that girls profile
> 6/10 but in a cute way, has written a lot about herself, looks definitely lonely but not desperate about it
> Write a wall of text (like, 2 Word pages) and send it to her
> She writes back with an even bigger wall of text
> We just write to each other, everyday, for days, weeks, months
> Says she feels like Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail
> Girl has a phd, teaches in university, is a french literature nerd like me, literally despises Chad
> We finally set up a date, planning to do 1000 things in one afternoon
> Turns out we just spend the day cuddling and kissing in a park
> Go back home feeling like I just won the lottery of life
> mfw I don't even have to tell how it ended as you all already know how this kind of story typically end
