Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your hump day.
Another day, another dollar.
Sup, NEET.
While you were busy playing video games, your girlfriend (that you've only held hands with) slipped out the window and headed over to my private river house.
Sexless she was and ready for anything, I proceeded to PLOW her ASSHOLE harder and longer than any industrial size farm has seen in a single workweek.
She says she doesn't really like "do-nothings" and welfare chumps. More or less "gamers". Well, I'll be sending her back to you. I've got another date at 3:00 where we'll be dining and under the warm suns of Italy (where I have my private yacht stationed.)
I'll be flying there first class in my private jet.
It is a shame you can't afford any of these things.
Stay poor, NEET.
Stay poor, faggotfuck.
>>28485601
jokes on you, i don't have a girlfriendaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>28485601
Wow some wagie must be really ragie while he wrote this rant.
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Wagies
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>>28485601
Why are you lying wagie
Cop here who makes $4000/month. I arrested a NEET two weeks ago for child pornography and criminal sexual penetration. It's unfortunate. He was on NEETbux too. I'm not sure if "I'm writing my memoirs and challenging great scientists while thinking philosophically" is another phrase for "producing and consuming things I shouldn't be." But after all that porn consumption, I'm sure it will go stale and you'll start looking for more 'exotic' masterpieces. Don't worry NEETcucks, I'm sure you're all not like this lads
>being NEET
>being a wagekek
Who self employed master race here?
>not poor
>can vacation whenever I want
>can make money while gf blows me
>never worry about being unemployed, always have work
Self employed is the best option outside of being a mega Corp CEO.
>>28485818
there's nothing wrong with fucking a child. prove me wrong
>>28485601
>wagecuck
>private jet
lol
>>28485425
Aren't you disappointed in yourself at all that you just sit around all day? Doing something worthwhile and making money gives you a sense of accomplishment similar to the endorphins released following a workout.
Given your desire to sit at home and do nothing all day, and your apparent happiness at doing so, this would suggest you've never had that good feeling, otherwise you would want to replicate it.
That would suggest that you sit in a shitty social housing apartment, posting images of frogs on an image board to make yourself feel better, because the reality is, deep down you know that you don't contribute anything to society, you could die and nobody would even notice you're gone.
>>28485907
>Aren't you disappointed in yourself at all that you just sit around all day?
clearly not. the rest of your senseless post has been rendered moot
>>28485852
>american
>master race
top kek my friend. scandinavia is where it's at. apartment in a good location paid by the government and just shy of 2k USD every 2 weeks.
stay mad americucks.
Don't mind me, just sitting at work browsing the net and listening to music, getting paid for it...
>>28486133
>Scandinavian
And all you had to do was let Africans fuck your women for you!
>>28486145
Just dont get caught by Mr. Shekelstein or you have to work the time in on saturday
It's not even seven AM and I am already drunk. Ran out of neetbux so I am drinking whatever is left from old bottles lying around the house.
>>28485425
Thisis an upvote.
>>28486145
>every wagecuck on /r9k/ makes way more than the average person makes just sitting around shitposting on /r9k/
Yeah, sure.
>>28487225
The only humpday I'll be enjoying is with you smugwojak!
>>28485425
>start summer internship that pays $2500 a week in two weeks
How does it feel to know that I make more in a day than you do in a month with your neetbucks?
>went to four interviews last week
>still no calls
>still no money
>want to die
>ditch job and become NEET because of this shithole
>live with parents who don't really mind since I pretended it was a hard phase and stuff
>can't stand staying home doing nothing, can't go out because parents live in the middle of nowhere
>fuck this shit
>can't have my dream job back
fuck you arcanine
