Nigiis fish edition
wake up lads
Its pathetic, you all go to bed at like 9 letting the thread die but then dont wake up until 12
>>29475871
Fuck off nigga I went to bed at 11ish and I'm up bright and early ready for a days hard manual labour
Currently eating my weetabix mixed with chocolate protein shake
>that feel when you'll never have your own place
>that feel when chav chantelle gets pregnant in her teens and gets a free home
Fucks sake. I wrote a special op post last night for today. Ah well...
/britfeel/ EU REFERENDUM DAY edition
BOOKIES ODDS - 00:00 23/06/2016
>LADBROKES - 3/1 Remain 8/1 Leave
>BET FAIR - 4/1 Remain 10/1 Leave
>BET365 - 4/1 Remain 3/1 Leave
>William Hill - 9/2 Remain 10/3 leave
>Paddy Power 4/1 Remain 3/1 Leave
>where's my nearest polling station, anon?
Find your Polling station here - http://www.aboutmyvote.co.uk/uk-voters
Or here - http://whereivote.labour.org.uk/
It should also be on your Polling card somewhere on the back in think
>when does polling open?
Polling opens at 7am and closes at 10pm
>What if I lost my polling card?
Call your local electoral office to find out where your Polling station is and show up with valid id
>how should I vote, anon?
That's completely up to you lad but if you don't vote you have no right to complain about the outcome. You should be out exercising your democratic right today lad
Remember to vote lads, then we can go back to comfy threads next week.
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Stupid fucking fish
>>29475871
>Just got back from voting Leave
MAKE
BRITAIN
GREAT
AGAIN
Posted in last thread but had to go to bed.
I'm polish in England and whenever I'm arguing with someone, they attack the fact I'm polish and tell me to go home, how do I stop this?
Context- they use it in an agrument when I'm clearly winning and it happens everywhere, college (19), work, plebook even.
Also, last exam today lads
>>29477804
report em for racism, dont they make a huge deal about that?
>>29477837
I don't tell on people
I'm looking for more useful ways like changing my accent (which is British enough as it is)
Well, I voted. I had been shitposting on here for leave for a while but changed my mind in the end. My family has an economist in it and I got so rekt by him.
just been and voted lads we're gonna win this one i can feel it #Brexit
>>29478053
fuck off home you dirty slav
>>29478352
>If we don't join the Euro our economy will collapse!
>if we leave Europe our economy will collapse!
>>29475871
Shipman wants out
>>29478385
Reminder that Nigii isn't British and should fuck off
Ate week out of date asda chilli fry steak
My anus is on fire my bowls are thunderstruck my stomach is whirlwind please save me from this torment it's like I'm shitting lava
Who/spoiledballotpaper/here?
>>29478868
>>29478918
Dickhead. This isn't like an election, if you don't care about the outcome then you vote Remain because that way nothing changes
>>29478918
I spoilt my ballot paper lad
I just can't find work and i'm not making enough money from freelance lately
should I just top myself at this point?
>>29478952
>I just can't find work and i'm not making enough money from freelance lately
>should I just top myself at this point?
definitely
>>29478952
Shit I didn't ever expect to see you here.
Chin up cunt. And draw shit from more interesting angles, its always 3/4 view, front on floating people or figures in the distance for you.
>tfw this country could lose its only chance of ever being independent again today.
>tfw there are honest-to-God traitors out there who hate Britain and want to sell it down the river for some mad fever dream of Federal Europe, and are proud of the fact that they are traitors.
>tfw I'm supposed to trust the government to handle this election fairly. I don't have a Sharpie lying about so I'm making sure to take a pen at least.
>tfw I'm honestly fucking terrified that we could end up a federal subject to a group of madmen globalists.
But there's no time for that. We must be optimistic. I hope that today is a day we'll fondly remember as a resounding victory against those who wish for our enslavement, rather than mourn as a total defeat of our nation and its people.
God save the Queen, lads.
I voted remain and so will the majority of poor people and rich people and gay people and ethnic minorities
The middle class whites don't have the manpower
>>29479018
>Shit I didn't ever expect to see you here.
yep i'm pretty hopeless desu
>Chin up cunt. And draw shit from more interesting angles, its always 3/4 view, front on floating people or figures in the distance for you.
true. i try to challenge myself but the results usually aren't great so I don't post them
thanks famiglia i'll try harder
>>29478454
Why are you so rude?
Long time readers of this thread might remember that I write to Ian Huntley in prison occasionally.
I got a letter from him today and he says he supports Brexit.
"Nigel Farage is very popular with the lags in here" he told me. "Boris Johnson is well liked too. I'm a firm supporter of Brexit. You might think it doesn't matter to me, but let's not forget that I'm eligible for parole in 2042 and I want a strong country out there waiting for me."
>have 'libertarian' friend
>he's voting to remain in one of the biggest governments in the world
>there are people who don't postal vote
why?
>>29479029
we tried our best lad
>>29479098
My polling station is a school and it's the one day of the year the police can't stop me from going there
>>29479101
We can pull it off. It's not over yet.
>>29477804
either don't be such a fucking idiot that you end up arguing with people or accept that they're right and you shouldn't be here but see that they've obviously resorting to insulting you in lieu of an actual argument or point and attack that
>>29479077
definitely believe this
>>29479114
from the people I've spoken to at uni and at home pretty much everyone is remain
one of my mates even said (before he know I was leaving) "yeah well there's still some fucking idiots out there that think we should leave"
I'm hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Bit muggy today lads think i should #LEAVE the fan on
>>29479029
Britain is shit mate, and I say that as a British person.
The weather is terrible, the food is some of the worst in the world, the cost of living is sky high.
Yeah we've made some good culture, decent music, best comedy in the world, etc. But you can enjoy all of that while living somewhere much more pleasant.
Pretending that there's something great about a cold, grey, expensive and depressing island just because your mum happened to shit you out of her cunt there is truly pathetic.
>>29479209
Haha, that's the one lad
>>29479209
I #beLEAVE that's a good shout
>>29479214
>The weather is terrible
Give you this one if you like the sun. I like the rain though
>the food is some of the worst in the world
Yeah whatever mate. The English Breakfast is the greatest meal of all time
>the cost of living is sky high.
Only if you're a fucking idiot who lives in London
>depressing island
I'm sorry that you have been trapped in a shitty metropolitan borough all your life but there are places that exist outside of that. Explore your countryside some time and see the magic of it. This country is absolutely teeming with culture, it's just hidden both by the globalization in the cities and the fact that countryside folks like my self typically don't talk about our hidden culture because we don't want it to be ruined by tourists and stuff
>>29479029
just voted remain, and there's nothing you could do to stop me
w e w
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w
When does the steam sale start lads?
>>29479266
>I like the rain though
good lad
>>29479266
>Yeah whatever mate. The English Breakfast is the greatest meal of all time
plus sunday dinner, fish and chips, bangers and mash, pies etc. etc
this "english food is shit" meme needs to die
>>29479345
I don't like any of those things but I'll agree with you that our food being shit is a meme made by people with no understanding of our culture
>>29479266
>The English Breakfast is the greatest meal of all time
The English breakfast is good, that is true. It's not about the actual dishes. The quality of food in British supermarkets is just so low, and so expensive. It just seems like British people will be happy to eat anything. The French, Germans, Spanish and Italians would riot if they had to eat that shit. And holy fuck, the restaurants! Mind blowingly expensive and absolutely garbage. You can get a great meal in the UK of course, but you have to pay for it. And I mean pay through the nose.
>I'm sorry that you have been trapped in a shitty metropolitan borough all your life
I haven't mate. I've lived in many different countries, so I know what I am talking about. Have you ever lived anywhere else?
>>29479165
Might just be your area. And even if it is hopeless, at least we can say that we weren't traitors who sold the country out to the Europeans.
In an odd sort of way, a non-rigged Remain win would actually mean that the country hasn't got much left to save any more since it would basically be unconditional surrender to a foreign power by popular vote. And if the people wanted it, then all we can do is remember the idea of what we once were.
I'll continue to wear the flag, because it would be a symbol of what the ungrateful bastards now occupying our land rejected. It would be a symbol of the glory stolen from us. And at least to me, it'll be a quiet act of defiance. Unnoticeable and harmless. But when one of those traitors or occupiers see me, they'll know that I don't consider them legitimate rulers and heirs of this land. Maybe I'm just being a romantic idiot, but it'll make me feel a little better to at least think so.
>>29479214
It might be a shit island with shit weather and shit food, but it's OUR shit island. OUR shit weather. OUR shit food. And there's still a spark of greatness from the old days left. We just need to add fuel to it.Although the food is just fine.
>>29479279
I don't get the bragging. You did something traitorous and you're openly advertising the fact. Why?
>>29479373
when remain gets announced in a few hours im going to have a cheeky fap and think about you when i cum
>>29479443
>few hours
lmao
won't know anything until tomorrow mate so you'll be waiting a while
>>29479451
i wasnt being literal about it, friend
besides, gives me more time to edge
>>29476917
>That's completely up to you lad but if you don't vote you have no right to complain about the outcome.
Fuck that. Every outcome of every vote ever is going to be shit. I'm going to complain about it, and you can't stop me.
>>29479373
>And there's still a spark of greatness from the old days left
That's your problem mate. You're stuck in the old days.
The world is different now. It's not us vs. them anymore. It's about working together to raise everyone's standards of living as much as possible.
You'd clearly rather keep everyone struggling just so you can hang on to this idea of "Britain", which is fucking stupid. It's the same outdated tribal thinking as a fundamentalist muslim.
>>29479214
>the food is some of the worst in the world
>toad in the hole
>lamb hotpot
>cornish pasties
>fish & chips
>flake 99
>pork pies
>sunday roast
english food is great, and it does its job at filling you up and keeping you warm
>>29479364
>going to the supermarket
>not getting veg at the farmers market and meat at the butchers
I fucking love living rurally
>>29475871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s
>>29479492
>It's not us vs. them anymore
national politics will always be about protecting your own citizen's interests first - or at least it should be
>>29479498
>it does its job at filling you up
That is literally all English people care about when it comes to food, and it shows.
That's why you all eat bland shit. It's very telling that you used those words. It really reveals the English attitude to food.
>>29479492
Once our own house is in order, we can then play world superhero. But until then, the entire fucking world can burn.
>>29479492
>It's about working together to raise everyone's standards of living as much as possible
don't tell me you actually believe this
>>29479520
Yeah that's why we are in the EU mate, to protect our own citizen's interests.
Voting out is going to harm the economy, which is acting against our citizen's interests.
>>29479077
>Long time readers of this thread might remember that I write to Ian Huntley in prison occasionally.
I fucking pray this is true
This is the sort of thing that makes r9k and 4chan magical
>>29479560
why do EU supports act as though if we left the EU we'd lose all our rights and be treat like slaves?
>>29479373
I don't know how you can care so much about a country. Why should I care if it gets "sold out to the Europeans", as you say? I don't feel any more of a connection to Barry from London, or Samuel from Newcastle, than I do to Pierre or Hans. They're all complete strangers to me.
If people weren't such cunts then we wouldn't need to have countries. They're a stupid concept and the only reason we have them is because of the stupid belief that killing somebody with a different flag is somehow better and more civilised than killing your neighbour down the street.
>>29479525
that's because of our history and our country mate
england is cold and rainy, and in the past england had an even bigger focus on agriculture and mining than it does today, people needed food for fuel, not to necessarily satisfy tastebuds
that means hot food, high carb, high protein food
>>29479498
I'll accept flake 99, pork pies, and cornish pasties. One thing we do well is snack food, and sweets. Our main meals, like toad in the hole, fish and chips, and sunday roast are fucking awful. Sunday roast is so fucking bad that now I actually despise Sundays by association. It's the most drab, depressing meal and it sums up why we have such a bad reputation.
>>29479587
Yeah I understand why it developed that way, I'm not saying that English food is shit because there's something wrong with English people.
It's just a fact that makes it less attractive to live in the UK.
>>29479560
>Voting out is going to harm the economy
you literally don't know that, no one does
its not as if we'll never recover even if there was economic hardship
Northern irishfag here, voted stay because United Ireland is actually less likely to happen if we leave.
>>29479576
Couldn't agree more mate.
>>29479603
I believe all of the economists who are predicting that. And why put us through the economic hardship in the first place? You talk about economic hardship as if it's a nebulous concept, but it translates to real suffering for real people.
>>29479603
>you literally don't know that, no one does
and no one knows anything about anything, so why fucking bother having the referendum in the first place?
>>29479587
>english food
>high protein
You mean high carb high fat.
fucking manlet fatfuck ugly anglos.
>>29479600
>english food is shit
>doesn't provide any examples of better cuisines
italy is like the only one. every country apart from them has shite food mate, just accept it.
if you think britain's bad, you've obviously never been anywhere else in northern or eastern europe.
>>29479629
>leaving a decision this big to the largely uninformed masses
something is occuring behind the scenes and i am very interested in knowing what it is
>>29479627
>You talk about economic hardship as if it's a nebulous concept, but it translates to real suffering for real people.
so do the actions of the EU
you don't think real people suffer every time an unelected body imposes rules and regulations that harm industries and businesses?
>>29479656
America (they put their own delicious twists on food from all over the world, making them their own)
Most mediterrannean countries
French food isn't really for me, but it's highly regarded
Turkish food is pretty good
Japanese food is good unless you're particularly averse to fish, although even then convenience store shit there is great
Indian food is pretty good - well, the hygiene isnt great there, but the actual cuisine itself is great if prepared cleanly
>>29479576
If a man doesn't believe in and love his country, I don't trust him. I can't be sure of his loyalty, if he has any at all.
I love the collective idea of what we are - We were once the greatest superpower on Earth, and even now, the greatest superpower on Earth was our former colony. What we left the world was civilisation - We brought it to every corner of the globe. Even now the sun doesn't set on Britain because we still have Indian Ocean islands. No other empire in history has achieved our greatness.
We might not get the territorial greatness of the Empire back, but we can still become like the Empire again. We can show the world that the lion never died. Our heads are bloodied, but unbowed. Only with independence can we begin regaining our glory. The glory that has been stolen from us.
And personally, I'm not about to tolerate some fucking European ponce telling us how we run our own fucking country.
>>29479656
Like I said mate, it's not necessarily about the cuisine. It's about the quality of food available to purchase, and the ratio of price to quality.
Here's a list of countries where I've personally found that much better food can be purchased at a lower price.
>France
>Italy
>Spain
>Germany
>Denmark
>The USA
>Japan
>Singapore
>Hong Kong
That's just the places where I've personally lived and experienced it for myself (my parents moved around a lot when I was growing up and I've lived in a few different places as an adult too)
The Asian countries I mention are actually excellent examples. Other than Korea, they are countries with a very high cost of living. But cheapest food available there is absolutely delicious. And the cheapest food available in the UK? Well go and buy some Tesco Value stuff and tell me yourself mate.
>>29479656
>>29479656
America (they put their own delicious twists on food from all over the world, making them their own)
Most mediterrannean countries
French food isn't really for me, but it's highly regarded
Turkish food is pretty good
Japanese food is good unless you're particularly averse to fish, although even then convenience store shit there is great
Indian food is pretty good - well, the hygiene isnt great there, but the actual cuisine itself is great if prepared cleanly
You could say that the cuisine in some of these countries is only good when you're on holiday there since you're only going to the nice restaurants and eating what they're famous for, but our nice, British restaurants are still just the same old drab shit like pie, sunday roast, etc.
>>29479599
>he doesn't enjoy a beautiful lamb roast
baka but each to their own I guess
>>29479636
>cornish pasty
>lamb hotpot
>pork pies
>not high protein
um try again sweetie :) x
>>29479629
because what we do know is that the EU is an institution and and experiment that has routinely failed in its goals and is doing us no favours
>>29479699
Being loyal to your country is just tribal mentality. I have loyalty to my friends and people I actually like. And why do you keep saying "we"? You weren't the greatest superpower on earth. You didn't leave the world civilisation. You never had greatness. Some other dudes a hundred or more years ago had those things, you didn't.
To me, it seems as if national pride is for people that don't have much else to be proud of, so they try to take credit for things other people did.
It's the same way with football. My brother says I need to watch England play in the Euros to "support our country", but "our country" aren't in the Euros. Some random dudes that I've never met are playing. People say "We won" or something, but "we" didn't. Those dudes did. We sat there and watched and then acted proud for the actions of some people we'll probably never meet, instead of doing something you could actually be proud of.
What's baka?
>>29479576
>If people weren't such cunts then we wouldn't need to have countries.
But people ARE cunts. You and I are evidence enough for that. So we do need countries and borders and everything that comes with it. Power should be devolved as much as possible. I'm not entirely happy with people in London making decisions for me in the North east, but at least they could point to Newcastle on a map.
>>29479769
This is one of the most sensible posts I've ever seen on 4Chan. I'm actually shocked. Wish I could buy you a pint.
>>29479772
baka he doesn't know what baka means
>>29479029
We'll go down fighting when they come for us lads.
>>29479703
>The USA
I can't comment on the other countries you've listed, because I've never lived in them.
But I've lived in the USA for periods of up to 6 months at a time, and have family there.
Our supermarkets are better than the ones over there, you can get a larger variety of produce, and cheaper most of the time. The kids of our family there love chocolate and sweets from the UK, they always ask me to bring some when I'm planning a trip there. I'd have to agree with them on that one too.
>>29479699
>all of these pathetic appeals to emotion
okay
>>29479760
Why don't you go look at the nutrition labels of your hollands/guinness or whatever premium shit you have and compare the nutrients YOU STUPID FUCK
>meat pie
>400 calorie for a tiny piece
>13g protein
>pasty
>500 calories
>15g protein
>enough carbs to bloat and moonface the average aryan (which is not noticeable for anglos because they are permanently bloated)
THE FUCKING MCDONALD CHEESEBURGER HAS BETTER MACRONUTRIENTS THAN 95% OF ALL ENGLISHFOOD AND HAS LESS SODIUM AS WELL.
>>29479769
agree with this but there are actual practical reasons to leave the EU that have nothing to do with tribalism.
it's just retards on 4chan who think leaving is about "making britain great again" - but they are helping a good cause so I won't complain
>>29479772
You.
You are the very best example of a baka that has ever graced this board my friend.
>>29479769
Through aiding my nation, I can gain my own personal pride. A pride of being able to tell my children that I did the right thing. Being able to tell them that al they enjoy was provided for, just a little, by me.
But most of all, I simply hate traitors.
>>29479772
It's an expression used in Osaka in Japan, it means "idiot".
Used here by actual idiots who have never even been to Japan let alone Osaka. I suppose they must have heard it in cartoons.
>>29476697
it's fucked up lad, I want to able to live somewhere with no noisy kids or shitty neighbours but I don't think I'll ever have enough money to be able to do that
>>29475871
>tfw shorting the pound
Please let the vote for leave win.
>>29479820
Oh don't get me wrong, I agree with that. I can see plenty of good reasons to leave the EU and the only big reason I'm voting remain is because I think the status quo currently isn't bad enough to warrant going out into the unknown, but that's just my opinion.
My argument is merely against the "making Britain great again" kinds of people. They aren't just on 4chan though. My brother and my dad's side of the family say that sort of thing.
>>29479809
It depends where you are man. Go to Whole Foods on E. Houston St. in NYC and tell me that isn't better than any supermarket in Britain.
There are big swathes of America that are pretty much food deserts though. It's a huge country so the logistics can definitely make it difficult to get a large variety of produce.
>>29479812
>not permabulking
top kek
I get my pasties and pies from the local butchers
>>29479856
The average UK supermarket is 1000% better than almost every american supermarket (outside of the insanely expensive yuppie shit in placed like NYC) simply because of the fact that the EU actually has quality control.
The vast majority of americans have never actually eaten real cheese, only vegetable oil from kraft.
That's a sad realization.
>>29479893
I wasn't talking about the fly-over states mate.
Fuck living there. I've lived in NYC and Cali, that's what I was referring to.
>>29479870
>permabulking
is that what they call obesity these days. underaged fat fuck lol.
Pasties and pies have tremendous amounts of carbs and fat simply because of the fucking crust/puff pastry itself dumbass. then add in tasteless fucking 90% fat pork for some reason.
It's amazing how a tiny pie can have 1400 calories and yet have almost no taste, it's like a work of science.
Can we all just agree that America wins everything, good boy well done, we're all fat and tasteless and your supermarkets are the best in all the land, now fuck off and stop shitting up the thread.
>>29479940
no, it's what they call bodybuilding you fucking cretin
>>29479940
The best ones taste like black pepper.
That's the best ones we're talking about here.
Brits eat them with ketchup, or HP sauce, which is a condiment made from vinegar, sugar, tamarind and spices. HP sauce is used liberally in the UK to make British food palatable.
>>29479214
I mean, I see what you're trying to say. But Cornwall its pretty great desu.
>>29479971
>bulk
>90% carbs and fat
>t. fatfuck mantits 35% bodyfat summerfag
ok kid, I realized you wanted to look at some ab exercises or something so you went to bb.com or fit or something and learned some memes/muhculture to regurgitate, it's time to stop now, you're just embarassing yourself.
>>29480008
If Cornwall is so great why are you speaking Japanese?
>>29480008
Devon is hicksville central and is suicide inducingly shit and boring that even the slav immigrants who get free housing on their jobs their get the fuck out within 1 year.
I can't imagine how much worse cornwall is.
>>29480002
>sausage roll
wow, it's like a corndog with twice the calories... but no taste?
>pasty
wow, it's like an empanada, but with triple the calories... and no taste? well, I can taste the potatos and crust.
>pork pie
wow, I thought you couldn't go wrong with a meat pie but it's just crust and really bland insanely fatty grinded trimmings from reject parts.
>>29480071
Man I fucking love empanadas.
I've never seen a single place in the UK sell them.
I have to say though, a sausage roll is better than a corndog. Other than that, I completely agree with you.
>>29480071
>dumb hick american needs everything to be really salty or sweet or he chucks all his toys out the pram
not our fault your palate is so disgustingly unrefined, child.
>>29480130
Haha yeah the refined British palate, famous around the world.
>>29480114
The english "sausage" isn't even worth feeding to the dogs for anyone who actually has eaten a real one from germany/austria/poland/etc.
A sausage roll is worse in that it uses the absolute worst possible parts for a sausage (think tesco every day savers frozen hotdogs).
just dunno how france's neighbor and long term uh, friend can have such awful pastries/desserts/baking shit.
I think I've had better cheesecakes/creme brulees in the fucking philippines than in the UK.
>>29480155
I agree with a lot of your points but I don't agree with your assertion about the sausages. It is possible to get very good sausages in the UK.
Having said that, the cheap ones in Germany are about the same quality as the expensive ones in the UK, more or less. And the cheap ones in the UK would never be sold in Germany.
im on the face what should i vote
>>29480288
meant on the fence fuck sake proper hungover
>>29480288
If you're undecided, don't vote.
>>29480288
leave obviously
if you value democracy and oppose globalism, exploitation, warmongering etc. then it's the only choice
>>29475871
Lads, What the fuck is happening to the bookies odds?
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911
>>29480350
why? its a once in a lifetime vote
voting leave today
haven't given a shit enough to vote before. this time it's different.
>>29480392
If you're uninformed and pick the wrong one you'll regret it.
>>29479492
>It's not us vs. them anymore. It's about working together to raise everyone's standards of living as much as possible.
It's about milking us for as much as they can get before we notice. If the cunts at the top of the EU wanted to make everyone's standard of living higher they wouldn't leave the borders open and they'd be redistributingthe trade wealth of the EU.
Not sitting in their ivory tower demanding and army and refusing to let people audit their finances.
Fuck the EU
GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
If you don't vote leave you should kill yourself and leave here forever.
You're basically saying you want akhmed to gangrape this country.
>tfw the only friends i have are polish, greek and spanish EU migrants and if we leave they all get sent back and die of starvation from having no qualifications and money to live in their countries, only english qualifications
Coming this Summer, June 23, 2016
About 8 robots face the ultimate once in a lifetime challenge
Get your pens ready and put a coat on
It's Voting day
This time it's personal
>select all images with tea
Do I need any kind of ID for this vote thing?
>>29480544
I didn't, they sorted my area by street and there were different tables that you go to and they check your name on the list. Probably a good idea to bring your poll card and ID anyway
>>29476917
>ladbrokes 25% remain, 11% leave
>bet fair 20% remain, 9% leave
>bet365 20% remain, 25% leave
>william hill 18% remain, 23% leave
>paddy power 20% remain, 25% leave
Even the majority of bookies are backing leave. Is this simply hedging the bets or are we in for a surprise result tomorrow morning?
Lads, post your waifus and remember that a vote for out is a vote to make anime real.
It's going to be 8 hours of leave winning followed by a sudden surge in the remain vote at about 4am that swings it.
Oh of course you guys want leave. I've not seen a single good reason from any of you, going to vote remain.
>>29480621
I'm doubtful, but just for you, anon.
>>29480662
Some people like democracy and small government.
>>29480662
>if I say it's not a good reason I don't have to provide an argument
???
here are some polls about robotdom guys
heres the most recent one
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561742
here are the classics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10556515
http://www.strawpoll.me/10548967
http://www.strawpoll.me/10546379
please help me with the most important project of my miserable life
anyone excited for the insane butt bleeding that will come out of brit/pol/ tomorrow?
Nigel would be on suicide watch if he wasn't so rich and lofty from corruption.
>5'4
>>29480718
the day after the general election the ukip voters were nowhere to be seen, instead it was celebrations from conservative voters
/pol/ is always right
>everyone at work voting leave
>people parading the streets with leave banners
>leave leaflets coming through the door
>all my family voting leave
>except mum
I think I might vote remain so my mum isn't alone.
>>29480435
I'm not saying I WANT Akhmed to gangrape the country. I'm just saying I don't care whether he does or not.
>>29480718
>we leave the eu, nigey gets a popularity boost
>we stay in the eu, nigey gets to keep on keeping on doing the same thing
truly the biggest winner in all this, that's how you obtain job security
>>29480662
>I've not seen a single good reason
>>29480900
Counterargument.
I agree that 2D>3D but, you know, 2D aren't real.
>>29480941
>whitest person in france
>>29480945
>france
Romania, m8.
>>29480951
>Romania
backlight
>remain campaigners in town trying to hand out leaflets
>people either don't take them or tell them they've voted out
I fucking love it lads
Voted remain lads, might not have a job otherwise
>>29481003
Are you an MEP?
>EU openly planning to create an EU army and an EU treasury
>More and more trappings of statehood accumulating
>EU chiefs literally saying that they want to erase national identities
>Remainians actually believe that they're voting for the status quo
>>29481045
I want to erase national identities. They're holding us back.
>decided I was going to vote remain
>got my ballot paper
>stood there with my pencil
>"but why?"
>voted leave
I still don't know why people should vote remain.
Get fucked London
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36603508
5/1 on leave now lads, get your neetbux ready
If we remain, we'll look back on this a few years down the line and be like "we fucked up huge".
Greece should have left the EU and they'd likely be really better off if they did.
Is there going to be a /resultsbowl/ thread tonight?
>>29479821
Who is that fluid druid?
blox
>>29481083
Undyne from undertale
>>29481045
Hurr dyrr I don't even want a deterent to Russia anyway. Everything should be back to the 19th century when the British and death at childbirth were in charge of everything
>>29481094
>Implying Russia is even slightly scared of the EU
They don't give a fuck.
>>29481094
>Le Russia meme
Hi,
Recently I read something regarding Swiss regulations where if you wanted to apply for a job over there, the Swiss employer would need to show reasonable evidence that they tried to find a Swiss national to do the job. Can anyone tell me if this is correct and I would MAJORLY APPRECIATE it if you could source me this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>29481054
I hope you're kidding me
>Tfw checking the Jewbook
>Feed completely full of shitty Remain propaganda
>Finding out that all my friends are total cucks
>>29481137
Why would I be kidding?
>>29481158
Give me a reasonable argument on why nationality should not exist
>>29481149
Me too, anon. Literally everything posted is about racism, too.
>Tfw really want to vote for Nige
>Tfw scared to leave the house again
>>29481184
All it does is hold everybody back and cause conflict. The real issue at play here, and the root cause of the conflict, is that people are dicks, but then that's why I'm here on /r9k/ posting on threads about how I want to kill myself.
>>29481205
>The real issue at play here, and the root cause of the conflict, is that people are dicks
Well that's not going to change because some old cunts in Brussels tell us we should play nice.
>>29481223
Hey, don't get me wrong, I can't see the EU magically being able to get rid of nationalities, but I don't think that nationalities have any advantages whatsoever. Arguments about security basically boil down to "people are dicks" which is the real problem.
>>29481201
Do it lad.
For queen and country.
I managed to vote and spilled spaghetti fucking everywhere and there were even 2 cute girls on the registers.
But I don't care anymore. I voted for my country's independence. That is far more important than how others perceive me.
>>29481205
I'm still waiting on an argument. "Borders cause conflict" is not an argument
What causes conflict is a difference of interest which will exist with our without borders. All your fantasy would do would make it impossible to have any economy, destroy culture, allow big business to run wild, cause everyone to be poor as fuck by welcoming entire countries of impoverished and unskilled people into our welfare system, allow militants an easier conquest, the list goes on and on
>>29480021
hahahaha nice projection chum
*stomps my foot and you flinch*
pshh, sort your life out kiddo
>>29481253
And again, that boils down to society being fucked up. Personally my solution is to nuke the planet but that's not gonna happen.
>>29481149
This. I have conveniently forgotten to remind a lot of my friends that it is voting day.
being kicked out my flat the gy is selling it. got no chance of getting a council flat or a private place on bennies
fuck my life
>>29481266
I'm with you on wishing that everyone in the world was kind and honest but that isn't reality. Even if it was the case, your goal of ultra-globalization would kill the culture of every country in the world
>>29481201
there are a LOT of people at polling stations, throughout the day
people hang around and chat and stare you up and down to try and guess what you're voting
>>29481286
Another NEET btfo, thank god
>>29481289
Although I realise that that's not reality (hence why I want to kill myself), I do think that regions could still retain some culture without borders. Different states in America, for example, have very different cultures, but they all identify as one nationality.
just voted Leave, made some fishfinger sandwiches to reward myself
But seriously why don't people just postal vote?
>don't have to make special arrangements out of your day
>can do it whether you want at your own leisure
>don't have to queue
>do it from the comfort of your own home
>don't have to interact with anyone
It's beyond me why anyone goes to polling stations
>>29481347
>have to go to the post office
>have to buy a stamp
If I have to leave the house anyway I might as well do it on the day for free.
>>29481347
Afraid they'll 'accidentally' lose my vote.
>>29481347
this
I already voted by post it's so much easier
>>29481370
they send it out with a freepost envelope so you just have to drop it in a post box which you can do while coming to and from work or whatever
>>29481370
You get a prepaid envelope you mong. Just put it in your bag and drop it into a post box whenever you happen to walk by one
>>29481390
Why can't they do that at a polling station?
>>29481347
>But seriously why don't people just postal vote?
this guy gets it
>>29479102
>>29481094
Russia isn't a threat. Their equipment is out dated and their ground forces struggled in Syria against a bunch of mongs in black hoodies
Lads, I went to vote today, and all it said on my ballot was "Leave the European Union" and "Remain in the European Union".
Where was the Bernie Sanders option? Is there a conspiracy against democracy here?
>>29481430
because you put it in the box yourself
postal votes are at the mercy of the postal system
>>29476014
We don't need to fit into your normie time table. I do what ever the fuck I want on the days mommy goes to work.
>>29481460
And polling stations don't ever remove your vote from the box for checking, sorting and counting? lol
Was listening to 5 live the other day and a woman was on saying she worked with the UK environment agency to make sure her products met EU regulations
When she launched a load of copycats on the continent sprung up and undercut her company by ignoring EU regulations. When she approached her MEP he was powerless and said they'd need a lobbyist to lobby the EU commission to get something done
The lobbyist cost 12,000 bong for one meeting and 6000 bong per month as a retainer. That is fucking ridiculous.
The EU is a corrupt mess.
>>29481490
there's a difference between Royal Mail being unreliable, and assuming the entire foundational bedrock of a democratic society to be corrupt beyond action
>people at work thinking leave has already won and talking about bringing back the death penalty next
>>29481515
Too true, i'm sure when we have more relations with China they won't do anything like that. They have shown themselves to be good and honest.
You're running from the cat into the bear, my friend.
>>29481518
I think you're just grasping at straws anon
>>29479574
Taking the bait straight awayyou make 4chan magical lad
>>29479077
Time stamped proff of the reply letter
>>29481532
I think we could take A bear. The can is protected by Germany and France.
Voted leave today lads. All old uni mates on Facebook boasting about voting Remain. One even posted a picture of their ballot paper.
Just voted leave
>>29481553
Moron. That is grounds for defriendestation.
Don't forget to take your own black pen, robots! Don't put your trust into these government types!
>>29481544
by that logic mate why vote at all
I much rather trust the person taking my vote out of the box and putting it in a pile to not fuck up rather than royal mail
>>29481545
he's been posting letters from Huntley for like a year or two
keep up lad
I don't even care if it's true, it's consistently entertaining enough that I refuse to question it.
>>29481347
I like the experience of going to the polling station on voting day. It feels special, like the first wank in new bed sheets.
>>29481250
Well said lad. A qt made eye contact with me when I was in the queue, and I walked towards her thinking it was my turn to get my ballot paper. But, I had to wait for the person in front of me. Just about kept it in check and voted LEAVE.
Baking Hot
Voting Leave
Listening to East 17
have a good day, and I hope you enjoyed my poem
>>29481590
>I trust one group of strangers over another group of strangers
At least one of those groups is a mail company which actually specialises in logics though mate. Vote counters are just randos. My point is that either way your vote is gonna be moved around by strangers. You're at no greater risk of having it fucked with from one than the other.
>>29478918
>>29478949
Why would you do this? This is direct democracy, not like the disgusting FPTP shit we have in parliamentary elections. This one actually counts and will make a real difference.
>>29481675
mate, either way you vote, your vote is still being counted by a vote counter rando
with doing it yourself you're cutting out an extra element of risk
>>29479057
Poor people are going to vote leave in huge numbers mate. The EU offers them nothing.
>>29481637
I did mate and well done for voting for our freedom.
>>29480621
I have voted leave lads~
>>29478824
Why you talking about me behind my back?
>>29481743
good stuff lad, knew you wouldn't let us down
Mum won't cut my hair anymore. She says I'm a big boy now and can go to the barbers. I'm really scared because I've never been before. Might just let my hair grow.
>>29481788
Ask for a 2 on the sides and a little more on the top. It's what I always do, even though I have no idea what that means.
"oh I just voted leave"
"voted leave lads"
"Just voted leave"
"I have voted leave lads~"
No one cares
>>29481913
>No one cares
Thanks for sharing friend!
Now kindly go fuck yourself for sharing your dumb useless opinion.
>>29481827
I always get 3 short back and sides
Just voted leave, lads.
just voted leave chaps
>>29481827
same lad
different barbers interpret "a bit off the top" completely differently though
thinking of just leaving it on top next time, see what it looks like
>>29479029
I was going to vote leave but I just cant be arsed to vote. I'm kind of bored with the whole referemdum thing. I'm still going to be a poorfag no matter which way I vote.
Going to vote leave now, lads.
My family is full of traitors to the Empire, but in the mighty company of my forefathers I shall not now be ashamed.
>>29482269
You're scum, m8, and that's coming from a remainer.
>mfw the sassanach fell for it
BREXIT IS COMING
THE UK IS FINISHED
>>29481913
Remainian detected. This is a thread for Brits who love their country and don't want to be ruled by foreigners.
>>29482269
Vote. Vote leave.
One day we'll be throwing the rats and traitors that voted remain from helicopters, Pinochet style.
>>29479850
The Unknown? We used to be a nation you dolt. We had an empire. What exactly is 'unknown'?
>>29482364
not voiting cause i couldnt give a shit
>>29481982
aww hes upset, bless
>>29481082
I'll be up all night wanking and drinking so may as well post here too.
>>29482438
The UK still is a nation. It's not the 50s anymore, and there isn't an empire, dumbass. The situation is completely different. Nobody has convinced me that life will be any less shit out of the EU than in, so I see no reason to leave.
>>29479266
We've been robbed of our cities. I don't like having to spend 99% of my free time in the middle of nowhere just to escape, until I can finally move out for good. I come back from Japan recently, and it was soul crushing to come back to this dismal paki infested shithole.
Hearing middle class people, behind their gates and walls talking about the virtues of unrestrained mass immigration and 'vibrancy' always turns my stomach.
>>29480585
That's not how odds work, friend
Me and my brother just voted remain
:)
>>29482597
Yeah, just continue the steady decline and displacement i suppose. It is the current year.
And we are not a nation, we are a multicultural society. Basically if you are here, you have a claim to it.
>>29479266
The country side is horrible. It's muddy, smelly and full of insects.
Cities > countryside any day of the week.
>>29479345
English breakfast is pretty good but all those other things are fucking awful and are exactly WHY we're known for shit food.
>>29482636
Scumbags.
>>29482621
I was in the paki area of bristol it was fucking grim, i felt so out of place because nearly everyone was a fucking paki and no one was speaking english and then those fucks have the nerve to give you bad looks when their on our soil.
I'm not even racist normally but it's fucking disgusting
>>29482653
What makes you think "nation" and "multicultural society" are mutually exclusive things?
I've also yet to notice any effects of this decline or displacement you speak of.
my mum and sister voted to remain
>>29482689
Those females are from Ireland
>>29482672
I'm the other way. I've spent time in cities (London and Bristol) and I think they are great but I wouldn't want to live in a city. I live in rural area already and I want to be even further away from other people. If I had the money I would go "off the grid" in an instant
>>29482689
break their arses and then shake their arses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4EEH4lRnlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4EEH4lRnlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4EEH4lRnlA
SHILL FOR LEAVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SHILLED BEFORE
>>29482685
Holy shit we are an ethnic minority in our capital city, we recently had our first Islamic public beheading. Our sense of nation is being washed out and replaced with a hollow, Orwellian, equalitarian state governed by faceless beaurocrats overseas. You can be arrested for critisizing this process to overtly. We NEVER voted for mass immigration in the first place. The Windrush generation was sent in from the outside.
Nation implies race. Kin. A collective who share a common ancestry and identity. Not this grey, raceless mess.
>>29482679
You're racist
>>29482684
It's not racist to employ common sense and see that we are being displaced in all our cities and major towns.
In fact do away with the word racist altogether, or else you're still operating on the lefts terms.
>>29482785
Ethnomasochist and xenophile. Also traitor and cuck.
>>29482786
all the big cities have a ethnic quarter now pretty much as well, you can't even call them a minority here now because it's not true anymore
Welcome to Britbongistan
>>29482800
Just dont want to get deported desu
>>29478555
All of Britain's allies say that the UK is safer in the EU. Not to mention that all the experts that Brexit straight up refuse to listen to recommend stay in the EU.
But why does that matter let's make Britain British again right?
Just got my leave vote in.
Forgot to bring a pen so I went to town and really savoured that X
>>29482822
Ah those trustworthy money lenders, warmongers and Israeli attack dogs.
>>29479057
Poor chavs are gonna vote out because they blame them immigrints for not having a job. Middle class families have more to lose if the cost of living goes up because they pay taxes unlike gary from down the road on benefits
>>29481070
It's a message from God.
>>29482624
That's how betting odds work you bellend. If they added up to more than 50% the bookies would lose money.
>>29482856
Yes, the white working class who you resent so much would gladly face financial collapse if it meant enjoying a sense of identity and stability again. And we're not all unemployed. And mass immigration DOES impact our quality of life.
>>29479266
>>the food is some of the worst in the world
>Yeah whatever mate. The English Breakfast is the greatest meal of all time
It would be if British people fucking season their food. Holy shit I sure hope the EU weren't the ones who banned flavour or else I voted for the wrong side. Fuck anyone who cooks food and thinks that salt and pepper are the be all and end all of taste.
>mum made me speak to some disability team about my aspergers
>they're arranging support packages or something
>the woman is insisting I go on a trip in their minibus with other autists
>I've looked into it and it's literally some fucking tard bus thing
>They literally have to hold hands and "buddy up"
>Tried to explain this to my mum, she just screams at me for "refusing help"
>Tried to explain this to the woman arranging the trip and she just says stuff like "you need the help"
How the fuck do I get out of it?
>>29482822
meanwhile those same "allies" order brutal false flag attacks on our soil
>>29482913
>tell the group you can't go
>tell your mum you are going
>go somewhere completely different for the day
I did this every week for my afters school maths class because it was fucking amateur hour stuff
>>29482856
think it's more because mass immigration leads to stagnating wages which impacts upon the lives of working class people DESU
>>29479266
>The English Breakfast is the greatest meal of all time
It's no Ulster Fry but that's still British anyway.
>>29482913
Honestly mate it sounds like you really do need that.
>>29482908
yeah mate, i'm sure paprika would go really well on a fucking fried egg
mong
>>29482913
Try to explain to her how humiliating you find it to have to hold hands with other people at your age. It sounds like they are treating people with ASD as if they have a lower mental age.
>>29482935
They've got her number, and we have to "sign in". They contact her if I don't show.
I know this because there was a meeting where I met some tard wrangler but I didn't go, and they phoned my mum asking where I was, and she had a right go at me.
>>29482908
Spice master detected.
>Getting ready to go vote
>Realise I forgot to register
>Fuck
>Mum comes in just now
>Had already done it for me
You helped me save Britain AND serve me tendies, ilu mummy <3
>>29482949
Actually it does. Never heard of huevos rancheros?
>>29482684
You mean the polling station in Easton? Ngl m8 you sound like a right chav people always give chavs dirty looks
>Get a pamphlet through the door
>It's Labour begging me to remain
>I already voted to exit
I wrote a song, it describes how I feel about current events.
Tryna reminisce on old times but the images are blood
But the visions are disturbing
Tryna paint pictures of words but its not happening
The riots block our fingers reoccurred
OK, now I'm back in this room and I'm writing again
I thought I quit, I guess I only speak my mind with a pen
Unfortunate kids, still I thank Allah at night in my bed
I look at all these children talking how they lighting the sken
Nah!!
You ain't never let the 'ting blow
And even if you did, I bet you never caught a body
Sick of all these YouTube thugs and NNS syndrome
Stay true to who you are brother, start talkin' properly
And what you know about six siblings and a mum to feed?
And since they cut the benefits, now I'm the one for ps
And now they wanna send my family back to Egypt
Already feeling sea sick, gotta get them ps quick!
....
>>29483060
You're Poleaboo for 100%. I don't believe for a minute that you aren't the same people.
>>29483029
I was in the Lawrence Hill station area of bristol and this was about a month ago
>>29483046
Had loads of Better in the EU pamphlets still didn't deture me from voting leave
>>29483078
>>29483078
Ive posted loads of proof im not though?
Just did my duty and voted to leave, lads.
Having a beer with my guard dog it's been quiet sunny up here in gods country
>>29483172
What kind of guard dog is that?
>>29483169
no....
>>29483139
Like what type of proof mate? I haven't seen a scrap of proof.
>>29483060
>YouTube thugs
What planet do you live on m8?
Here's my attempt:
The bells endit's (you)
>>29483204
Mr room, the clothes I wear, my arms, my gym, my garage and my face.
You're not here much?
>>29483215
Loads of rappers being youtube thugs, just like your are a keyboard warrior
>>29483197
600 bong hand bag type, shitzu I think
>>29483217
Poleaboo has never shown his room.
He could have multiple clothes.
He could have a gym, a garage, and a face.
He's a paki and so are you.
Same person.
>>29483247
Lapszu or something
>Mary had a original post
>>29483251
I like the op edit, the collar is kind of kinky
>>29483251
Poleaboo has shown his room, your ever pissing about or you are a newfag
hes not in good shape as me (no offence), I'm not a paki im Greek x Egypt born in england. Greeks aint pakis
>>29483247
Not a guard dog, should of got a rottweiler or a fish
>>29483338
Greeks are Pakis.
Who else voted leave?
>Nendoroid of England's greatest king announced the week of the referendum
Coincidence? I think not.
>>29483370
Are they?
Whatever, my skin is white and i've lived here since I was born.
Lads what do you do when you are really lonely?
I tried ringing people but they wouldnt answer
>>29483387
The symbolism is too conflicting.
>nan comes for dinner
>are you courting anon?
>mfw
>>29479620
Fuck off IRA scum.
Lads how do I vote I've never done it before
Do I just go down to the polling station I was told to go to and get my ballot paper there?
>>29483512
Have you registered?
>>29483338
Hey I'm half Greek as well. I would feel some solidarity with you except you're a cunt
>>29483515
Yeah
Probably not original
>>29476917
Gon' bet on leave if dubs
>>29483539
Just go to the station then, they always explain what to do since it takes 5/10 seconds.
Take a permanent marker to vote with
>>29477804
>I'm polish in England and whenever I'm arguing with someone, they attack the fact I'm polish and tell me to go home, how do I stop this?
You can stop it by going home.
>>29483554
Top fucking kek. If they're going to tamper with votes I don't think your sharpie from tesco is going to stop them in their path lad.
A muslim walks into a cinema.
>>29483533
How am I?
Dont think i ever start the arguments
Just voted to remain lads. Don't want to lose my NEETbux.
>>29483591
It's over. Brexit confirmed.
There is nothing that will save remain now.
Poleaboos mum and sister voted to leave the EU
Still struggling to gather the courage to call the laser hair removal clinic
>>29483669
What did you vote ladio?
>>29483674
I'm not registered
But I convinced them to vote Out
>>29483698
Based. Can't wait to you filthy pakis get thrown out.
N E W T H R E A D
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>>29483710
Fuck off /pol/
Why are you shits even here?
>>29483708
Leaving the EU means less Eastern Europeans and more Pakis m8
>>29483710
You're gonna get britfeel deleted if you keep making threads early . FUCK OFF POLTARD
>>29483733
Yea Germany looks pretty European right now, all those refugees
>>29483773
bubs from the wire in the middle there
>>29483710
you are the cancer of 4chan poltard
>>29483773
Point is either result will sill lead to countless paki cock infecting England.
>>29483773
What?
Are you pretending to be retarded?
We have 2+ million EU migrants living in the UK, mostly Polish, Bulgarian and Romanian
N E W T H R E A D
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The pigs have come for Poleaboo
Goodbye
>>29483819
>2+ million
and the same number of brown people entered the EU in the last 6 months of 2015
The EU funneling them across like a ferry service
>>29483842
I want /pol/ to leave.
now please.
>>29483842
Fuck off, /pol/
Go back to your shithole, no one wants you here
>>29483858
>poleaboo isn't fiction
>>29483867
You're not even making any sense
Fuck off, you retard
tfw never been hugged by a girl
>>29479029
>this country could lose its only chance of ever being independent again today
No it won't, the fuck are you on about
Lol why does everyone get so angry at non-voters? Do you all really think the elites are going to let us decide anything? They just give us the illusion of free choice.
I haven't even registered. The council can fuck off with their fine, I'll shove the cheque up the cunt's arse when he comes to collect it.
>>29483868
>>29483869
good goys
dont forget to vote remain
>>29483858
If they bring out the big (and only) guns they have, the taser. You can rip the prongs out after the first shock and I'll catch them off guard
>tfw a girl gave me her number on tinder
I'm not interested in meeting her though, so is this where I just run away?
>>29483881
says the retard
Sorry If I don't want my country to turn into Sweden 2.0
>>29483917
>this passes for an argument on /pol/
you need to go back
>>29483891
What do you think this referendum is about?
My dad is drunk again and shouting outside my door, can't take much more of this lads
>>29483977
They can always have another referendum if we stay in.
>>29483987
>They can always have another referendum
It's been 40 years since the last one, given how much the EU has changed since then the EU will soon become a United States of Europe and independence will be a fantasy. I highly doubt we'll have another chance.
#usepens is actually trending kek
>>29483910
What's the point in having tinder then?
>>29483984
Be a man and get the fuck out there and vote to leave.
>yfw pen ballots count as spoiled
I have an A level physics exam on Tuesday that I need to ace, lads. Advice?
>>29484118
Though pencils are provided within polling stations, there is no legal obligation to vote with them and using your own pen will mean ballot papers will still be counted
>>29484118
>tfw #usepens is actually a remain ruse
>tfw leave would have won if they hadn't used pens
Not sure how much more of this referendum talk I can handle. It's easily 2/3rds of britfeel threads taken up by it.
Just want the results to come out so we can have comfy /britfeel/ again
Poleaboo just booked an appointment at the laser hair removal clinic
Just a consultation and patch test
Tuesday 11am
Very nervous
payday tomorrow lads
what shall I buy?
>>29484172
Its the fucking poltards fucking the thread up
>>29484193
Fuck off, remain traitor. Rule Britannia.
>>29484186
What phone u got?
>>29484172
Don't worry, there'll be some complaining about it tomorrow, and we'll be back to normal come Saturday.
>>29484178
You going for the cancer patient look?
Need to vote leave but can't be bothered to walk down, don't think my vote will matter anyway remain will win.
>>29475871
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>>29484315
>>You going for the cancer patient look?
I need to get rid of my facial hair if I'm ever going to stand a chance of passing
Don't bother voting, I didn't
>>29484331
FUCK OFF POL WANKER
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>>29484346
You're handing two votes to remain when you could neutralise two votes. Traitors. *spits*
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>>29484370
This shit is hilarious.
I hope /britfeel/ gets banned from /r9k/
I'm going to make it my mission.
>mum asks me about my opinion on voting either remain/leave
>say i dont care and im not voting
>she tells me off and gives me the whole "you should vote" speech
>mum forces me to vote
>vote with ambiguous lines through both boxes
its out of my hands now i dont care
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>>29484410
DON'T USE THIS POL THREAD
>>29484401
Why are you such a retarded faggot?
lol not original
OUT
GET OUT
PAKIS OUT
REEEEEEEE
>>29484497
Why are you saying pol? If anything you're the fucking nazi, trying to censor other people's freedom of choice to vote how they like. Undemocratic cunt, go to syria if you want a dictatorship
>>29481743
I've always liked you tilde-kun
>>29479077
Haha fuck it's been a while how is he?
>all the newfags don't know about this gimmick
The situation in /britfeel/ is worse than I thought
>>29482822
>what is nato
Last I checked we were voting on the EU
can anybody come up with a reason to leave except that "/pol/ said it so it must be true?"
>>29482913
Tell her you have a spergers not down syndrome and you don't want to go on a bus with a load of window lickers
Or go and find a qt autismo gf
>>29484684
Less Immigration
More control on laws etc
Less money being given to EU to spend on shit
Going to go vote now.
>tfw Poleaboo turns 25 tomorrow
>tfw I start HRT and facial laser hair removal next week
My life finally begins
>>29482972
Just don't go.
I didn't. They just take it as an example of how badly socially retarded I am and the bucks keep coming.
>>29483338
Greeks are pretty Paki mate.
They're all sand people
>>29484684
non elected euro overlords
Hello friends! Iceland anon back again after a long leave. Today I will be reviewing the Iceland Peppered Steaklets and Iceland Potato Dippers with Salsa (no Salsa)
I cooked them on a low heat for 28 minutes as recommended by the packaging.
The meat remained juicy and flavourful but the pepper was very overpowering as there was a lot on the meat (can be removed when raw to your taste).
The packaging for the meat was easy to open, but recommended to separate the steaklets if you are going to freeze them.
The potato dippers went very hard and were unpleasant to eat, but could be because I overcooked them.
The packaging for the dippers was harder than a Caerphilly mum to open
Overall I would rate this meal a 6/10, the steak was enjoyable if a little peppery and the potato dippers would be nice if cooked a little longer.
Recommended meal for the steaklets: Cooked dinner, they would be great with a bit of gravy and some vegetables.
Recommended meal for the dippers: With some kind of sauce (it comes packaged with 2 tubs of salsa, but it is very mild) as a snack
Signing out, Iceland anon.
>>29484719
I think the less immigration thing is untrue. I've seen countless arguments claiming it to be so.
What is wrong with our current laws etc?
Also seen countless arguments saying we won't actually be that much better off leaving, and that we'll get fucked over for free trade, or something along those lines.
I just dont know lads. it seems like voting leave is just a meme. am I to trust r9k posters or economic experts? hmm...
>>29484684
Small government did it for me.
>>29484726
When are you going to date guys then? Are you going to join Tinder or something?
Lads going to meet a 62 year old escort tomorrow, how badly am I fucking up? I'll post story tomorrow if I am not stabbed and killed.
>>29483554
I think this was started by the Remain lot to make us all look like cunts
>>29484816
Without free movement surely immigration will decrease...if Polish can't move her at will immigration will decrease lad. It is uncontrollable at the moment hence the 330k people who moved here last year.
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>>29483710
You're the kind of retard that would vote for /pol/ to leave 4chan if you could.
Vardy turned down Arsenal idiot
>>29483858
God speed you pakibastard
Lost another pound
I'm down to 163.5 now
Met with NU-TRAXX again
Weak advice, just told me to go into self-employment because I'm fucked
>>29484818
Yeah, I'm going to date some guys from /brit/ and /britfeel/, just as friends and we'll see how it goes
>Lads going to meet a 62 year old escort tomorrow, how badly am I fucking up? I'll post story tomorrow if I am not stabbed and killed.
Why?
Older escorts aren't much cheaper than younger ones
>>29484889
Thanks
>>29484889
Thought you were replying to another post
The pigs are gone now
>>29484905
Think the younger ones are more uncaring and feel a bit cold. Heard the Milfs or in this case Gilfs are more caring. Also have a thing for older women. Also the 20 somethings are always Polish or Romanian.
>>29484726
You're going to be an ugly tranny
>>29484940
>Also have a thing for older women.
Then that's the right decision for you
>Also the 20 somethings are always Polish or Romanian.
My social anxiety goes down around people whose first language isn't English
They feel less intelligent and judgemental
>>29484964
I think my face is OK and long hair makes a huge difference
Going to fuck a 62 year old escort tomorrow, how badly am I fucking up? I'll post story tomorrow if I am not stabbed and die.
>>29484793
Decent review cheers mate. Made me more hungry though
#BREXIT: Heavy rain across country on polling day 'could be result of homosexual voters exercising their democratic rights" warn UKIP.
>>29484993
>62
why tho famalamiee
>>29485066
Think the younger ones are more uncaring and feel a bit cold. Heard the Milfs or in this case Gilfs are more caring. Always had a thing for older women. Also the 20 somethings are always Polish or Romanian.g
>>29480621
Going for a curry soon boys. What should I get? Feeling like a lamb madras.
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>>29485085
Why are you copying my messages lad? Bit weird desu.
When are the results going to be known?
>>29479699
>Patriotism
>Taking pride in things you never had anything to do with
What have you actually done to change the country in a positive way? Do you support our museums and galleries? People always talk about true british culture but what do you even mean? Pubs and pasties? Not letting brown people in? What culture do you honestly benefit and support beyond just paying taxes and living your life like a 'true englishman'?
Our industries of the past are outdated. I care about this country but deluded pride in a fond but distant memory does not allow us to be realistic about the current times and the future.
voted remain desu
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I have a feeling very little will change as a result of this vote.
Which country can I move to if I want to avoid niggers and kebab?
>>29485252
STAY IN THIS THREAD JUST A POLTARD SHITTING UP THE THREAD
>>29485153
>Patriotism
>Taking pride in things you never had anything to do with
You can be proud of your heritage.
>What have you actually done to change the country in a positive way?
What can anyone really do to affect their country...apart from military service not much. I support local British businesses, pay taxes, treat everyone with respect, etc.
>People always talk about true british culture but what do you even mean?
Going to a pub and watching football. Going to big football games as a kid. Listening to indie music and GOAT British artists at festivals. Being reserved and all round decent people. Not giving up in the face of defeat.etc
>>29485085
>Always had a thing for older women.
Then that's the right decision for you
>Also the 20 somethings are always Polish or Romanian.
My social anxiety goes down around people whose first language isn't English
They feel less intelligent and judgementall
>>29485384
Are you mentally deficient lad? Copying people is what kids do. Is it supposed to anger me? I'm not sure what angle you're going forr
Out Iads!
Just voted, I chose theremainoption, obviously.wheres the "remain, but negotiate an even jewier deal than before" option?
Two threads again?
Lads lads lads, what the fuck is going on?
>>29475871
Drove around Coventry city centre blaring 'Rule Brittania' out of the car window earlier lads, Felt good.
>>29485618
Go away asshole those threads are not for you m9
Remember to vote lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564481/r
>>29485586
>negotiate
There'll be no renegotiations.
>>29485679
Bout time we had one of our lads in as commissioner, yeah?
Get Farage in there, and then we'll see what kind of negotiations these tax-dodging arseholes will do.
Lads do you dab your cocks dry after you piss or just shake?
Dabber here
>>29485783
I just shake it a bit desu.
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> pic related
>>29485783
shaking is woefully inadequate, imagine how much piss you would get on your pants if you did that
heh
133
>>29485783
neither, I just squeeze the foreskin lightly while keeping my dick moist, I like the aesthetic of piss/cum stains on my briefs
just voted remain lol
55% remain
45% leave
That means that a whopping 22% more people voted to remain. lol
NEW THREAD LADS
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>>29485977
STILL STAY IN THIS THREAD AND IGNORE THE POLTARD
>>29486004
I JUST WANT TO POST ABOUT BEING BRITISH AND DEPRESSED
WHERE DO I POST FOR THAT?
>>29486024
reddit you faggot now fuck off
>>29485894
>heh
plsnomute
>Just voted leave
>4 leave campaigners outside
>One of them says "Thanks for voting"
Feel bad I didn't mention I voted leave to him. What if he thought I was a dirty remainer cuck.
>>29486090
Remain = more bennies
>>29486116
In the short term, when more of the Polish and Romanians come in the Job seekers will start decreasing.
>>29486124
its a cancerous poltard
I've just voted. I bet my cross on the ballot paper will be the only thing I get to put in a box this year.
Southern counts are flooded this year
BTFO STUPID CUNTS
>>29485149
Results should be in by 7AM tomorrow morning, however we may know the result earlier than that depending on how close it is. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/35f15744-37cd-11e6-9a05-82a9b15a8ee7.html
#IVotedLeave is trending :^)
>>29486140
leave = more paki immigrants
The fucking stupid cunts who voted leave are basically inviting pakis to rape their kids.
Well done, retards.
>>29485894
what's the bottom left one, stargate or bsg?
Just voted remain lads.
>>29475871
voted today lads
>all these people taking pictures of their vote
The placards say NO CAMERAS or recording equipment of ANY KIND.
FFS do you not have ANY regard for the law?
>>29486543
>The fucking stupid cunts who voted leave are basically inviting pakis to rape their kids.
>
>Well done, retards.
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>>29479165
>at uni
>the breeding ground of ultra-left authoritarian socialists
What did you expect?
>>29485894
Think its bsg
>Go to polling station
>Get ballot paper
>Throbbing erection at prospect of Making Britain Great Again
>Independence Day when we can laugh at frogs and krauts
>Can feel Her Majesty thanking me
>Can hear Wanky Dave quake in fear
>Forgot pen
>Had to use the pencil given
>Vote will be changed to freemason agenda
ffs
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>>29486124
polad pls.
>>29486722
Ah shit luck lad.
You know the tories do the same vote rigging at general elections, right? Well, unless labour get in, then it's labour doing the fiddling.
It's all a bloody fix.
Lads, I live in London and the rain is getting bad. I'm worried they might cancel the farmer's market at the weekend.
I'd have to go to Waitrose like a peasant.
>>29486903
Go to Whole Foods in Kensington High Street lad.
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>>29486946
fuck off trillionaires
>>29480621
Posting waifu after a day of failed hypervalent silicon chemistry.
It was shit, lads.
>>29486987
It's not that hard to make proper money. I own a couple of websites, drop shipping. They do about a grand profit on a good day.
You just need to be smart and work hard.
I am starting to worry lads
At the polling station on the way home from work I stood behind a cute girl. I told her as a joke that I was going to sign my polling card 'nigel farage' and vote remain. She went to the station opposite me at the same time and I tapped her on the arm and made a fake signature motion to pretend I was actually signing the card.
I crossed leave. But then I noticed some pencil marks in the remain box that I made by mistake. Do you think it will matter? She didn't talk to me on the way out.
>>29486506
Wow thought it would be remain that is trending. Still think remain will win. Nothing ever changes.
>>29487052
>Nothing ever changes.
Nothing I want to happen ever happens, that's how I know we wont leave.
Who /excited/ here?
Could be the beginning of the end.Hope the normies suffer the most
Did I do good, lads?
>>29487126
It'll be the impoverished who suffer the most.
So probably not normies.
My dad is a millionaire so I'll be fine no matter what. The rest of you are turkeys voting for christmas.
>>29475871
To all of you who voted leave, I hope russia fuks you in the butt cuz murica for sure will fuck you over.
>>29487139
>Skinny little limp wrist
You voted right but everything else you've ever done is probably wrong.
That new thread guy is even sadder than me, that's rare.
My tank comes tomorrow lads so I'm gonna be up early.
>>29487139
You done good, kid. I'm proud of you.
>>29487191
You're on /r9k/, what were you expecting?
>mfw normies get political then say they're not registered to vote and I tell them they can't have an opinion on it or complain then then and they still act like they can
>>29475871
Lads, there was a Belgian guy with british citizenship on /int/ who has been boasting for weeks how he was going to vote remain
On the day itself, he couldn't even be bothered as he said it was raining and not worth the effort, This is why we are going to win.
>>29487228
Wasn't expecting muscular and well developed but I also wasn't expecting pure, unadulterated faggot
>>29487174
That's strange because richfags are mostly in favour of remain from what I've seen.
Did I do good?
Fb image
>>29487254
> On the day itself, he couldn't even be bothered as he said it was raining and not worth the effort
Now that's one assimilated immigrant right there
>>29487256
Post wrist
>>29487273
I didn't even vote mate because I just plain don't care.
Our other houses are in Switzerland and Monaco which aren't even in the EU, so it really doesn't bother me at all.
I think my dad is remain because he thinks that leaving would be bad for his investments, but the economy will rebound before I inherit them anyway so it doesn't matter fuck all to me.
I just laugh at poor people voting to leave, they are insane. It's like walking off a cliff with your eyes open.
Wrist size is genetic you idiots
>>29484684
>Higher wages
>Helping invigorate poor EU nations whose people's are (literally) dieing to be freed from their debt to Germany and the ECB
>Ability to manage own population more effectively
>Smaller government at least somewhat closer to the people they are supposed to represent
>Easier for international professionals to immigrate to the UK
>Standing up to the globalist establishment and corporate control of government
brb have to go and vote
>>29487277
nigii tardust pls.
>>29487277
what did you actually vote mate.....
>>29487334
Don't ever tell me what to do, swine.
Mugi or Mio figure?
>>29487766
How about a girlfriend?
>>29487766
neither you paedo
>>29487796
I'm a faggot, I just like cute things
It's Poleaboos birthday tomorrow
Anyone around Manchester want to do anything with me?
>>29487766
I prefer Mio but the Mugi fig is cuter
Back from voting for freedom m8s
>>29487881
Come up to Cumbria and I'll push you into a lake
>>29487881
Yes mate, what type of thing do you fancy doing?
Would you like to go to the Trocadero in London? It's amazing.
>>29487881
>tfwwhen you share a birthday with poleaboo
>>29487766
Neither of them look particularly high quality, to be quite honest with you .
>>29487896
That's exactly what I was thinking
>mfw literal CONVICTED KILLERS get girlfriends
>mfw the 'MENTALLY CHALLENGED' get girlfriends
>mfw 30 - 'THIRTY' - and no girlfriend FUCKING EVER
>mfw mentally BROKEN
>mfw i know i will DIE ALONE
>mfw EARTH IS in fact HELL
>mfw NO FUN, nothing other than WORK
living the dream lads, living the dream
>search for something on youtube
>video title is in English
>click it
>video is in some bongo bongo language
Why do people do this?
>>29488253
Have you considered taking huge amounts of amphetamine and running naked through the streets? Might make you feel better
>>29488253
Have you ever considered that it's your fault?
Just voted leave lads, feels refreshing.
It was funny seeing all of the dindus looking scared around the polling station whilst the wholesome white people voting leave walked proudly with our heads held high.
>>29487966
Was hoping to do something around Manchester
>>29487981
How old are you?
Lads, if you still haven't voted. Get out there and vote!
Listen to the words of Peter Shore, Labour MP who knew exactly what the EU would become: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j-Gb8Pk2Pk
Do it for your country lads. Vote leave.
>>29487881
according to your blog, your birthday is supposedly on the 25th
Where is all this rain people are talking about? Its been lovely in Shrewsbury today.
>>29488330
Thanks, I'll be voting remain
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If anyone hasn't gone out and voted leave yet we urge you to do it now!
>>29488302
no, but i've considered producing a bomb and blowing my head to bits
>>29488314
i asked girls out and they all said no - ALL OF THEM - how is that my FUCKING fault. FUCK OFF FOOL
>>29488314
Yeah he's deliberately more unappealing than murderers or mongs.
>>29488253
>>mfw 30 - 'THIRTY' - and no girlfriend FUCKING EVER
you come off as bit of a manchild for 30 tbqhwy.
keep it together for a few years, mate, it'll get easier, I promise.
>>29488357
Spotted the towelhead, haven't you got a pigfucker to be praying to?
Did people get ID'd or anything to vote? I literally just gave address and name and they let me cast the ballot
>>29488330
fuck off mate.
can't wait for 10PM and to be over with this already.
>>29488431
yeah that's why places like tower hamlets have (sometimes more than) 100% turnout
>>29488369
i never 'registered'. so i am unable to vote, otherwise i would. those with a brain know that 'registering for a vote' was effectively a census, a gubmint data gathering exercise
ps - the results will be rigged (remain) in any case
>>29488466
>the results will be rigged (remain) in any case
If that is the case then there is going to be a revolution.
I left it late so there was no one around but I got my vote in.
Vote leave
>>29480585
More people will be putting money on leave because it's better odds. I've not looked but say it's about 7/1 for leave will get a lot of people putting a cheeky tenner on. Whereas remain odds will be something like 1/4, need to put 4 to get 1 back. Might get some rich city type putting a grand on to win 250 but why bother putting a small amount on with those odds?
More bets will be on leave but most money will be on remain.
>>29488466
>a gubmint data gathering exercise
The government already know when ever you take a dump so the point is moot, besides Nigel has promised to crush the big brother culture.
>>29488521
The silent majority have voted to leave.
>second night of storms in the south
An ill omen.
>>29488565
Let's hope so! =D
>>29488655
Its funny, when the south gets shitty weather its always nice here in Shropshire.
>>29488714
Fingers crossed, Nigel will drink the blood of every remain cuck.