its already sunday wagecucks.
you have to earn my money.
>>27277768
>this thread again
wew laddy
>>27278187
i'll be around wagecuck
NO I DON'T I HAVE ONE MORE DAY
EXACTLY 27 MORE HOURS BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK
FUCK YOU NEET
>>27278425
Japan? originality is necessary
I just got back from a threesome with two drunk sluts I met at a wedding.
Being a normie wage cuck is a lot of fun.
>>27277768
it's*
Fuck off nigger
It looks like this normie is running out of his buisness yes?
>>27277768
Thisis a good day for that. Don't do tomorrow what you could do today.
>>27277768
Jokes on you, I work today
>>27277768
>Straw doesn't go into mouth
Guess you haven't gotten around to learning Photoshop. I'm sure you'll do that after you finish your current project, right anon?
>>27277768
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M ON SPRING BREAK
I'm 21 and have never worked a day in my life so smash that MF LIKE NIGGA
>take nappy at 3 AM after playing vidya for hours
>wake up at 9 AM to the sound of my brother going to school and my parents heading off to work
>fap
>eat breakfast
>play vidya
Rinse and repeat on a daily basis!
Thank you for supporting my laid-back lifestyle, cucks.
>tfw literally have work in 9 hours
fuck it, im going to kill myself instead
>>27280577
Don't off yourself yet.
The amazing world of NEETHood awaits you, friend.
>>27280611
>tfw was a NEET
>hated it after a while
>got a job
>hate it now
>know i will hate NEEThood again after a while
im just going to kill myself instead
>>27280577
I used to work 50-60 hours a week for shit pay. My only time I had to myself was on other boards. Found out about the neet lifestyle on /b/ and about 7 months later I was on mental health disability and ssi.
>>27280655
sounds like you havnt figured out NEETdom correctly. Give it another go anon, you have nothing to lose.
been working for a week now and already fucking hating the job and the colleagues
ragie wagie pudding and pie
works three jobs it makes him cry
when neets post on r9k
ragie wagie runs away
>>27280655
Grass is always greener. But I'd prefer NEETdom. Fuck slaving away for Mr Shekelstein.
>>27277768
Alright parasite, but only because I know that without me you'd fucking starve or something.
>can I call you Fido?
>>27280655
Not until you've earned my neetbux for me you silly little slave!
Don't forget. I own you.
>>27278388
I know, being a NEET you literally have nothing better to do than sit on this board all day making these same threads over and over again to justify your shitty existence.
One thing you're missing out on is all the cute women at workplace.
>>27281149
I've tried work, but it was too boring.
I'd rather go home and play vidya. Been doing it for over a year now and I must say, it's pretty fucking relaxing.
First day of my new work tomorrow, i feel like shit.
I could get autismbux i think, but i'm such a piece of shit i can't ask for help, i must keep everything to myself. I feel brainwashed into thinking i must be a slave and there is no way out.
>>27280776
Talent
>>27281273
Welcome to capitalism.
>Tfw upgraded from wagecuck to wage earner
The jobs get comfier and the money gets better over time
>>27281149
don't listen to this guy all workplace whores are whores. No different that the whores you jack it to on pornhub. they just hate their lives more
>>27280655
Are you me?
>Be neet
>Force self to get job because I can't do anything and hate myself
>Hate job, having pitty money is nice and can do more now
>Quit because I miss neet days
>Beginning to hate myself for quitting
Just end me
>>27280655
And what did you do while you was a NEET. Let me guess: anime, fapping, 4chan, sleeping, and vidya. It's good at first, but it is what leads NEETs down the wrong path. That then leads to boredom, depression, and despair. You are better off not even doing that at all except sparingly (e.g. marathon a series once in a awhile--same w/vidya, sleeping for more than 10 hours).
Believe it or not, normies actually have this domain right. You do need to get out instead of being a hermit. If you have a community center, go there and start taking up a sport. Get active. Go out and talk to people, even if it is just to say "hello" to someone walking by. It does make you feel better.
Find some nature trails in your area. Save up for a junk bike and fix it (or use community resources for disabled people like myself and buy brand new $600 bike for $20). Go riding on them. If they have rivers along them, get a fishing licence and go fishing (keep the fish and use it as a source of cheap food). Start raising worms as bait from food and paper you're throwing away (vermicomposting), along with the fish guts from skinning them (protip: use lots of sawdust to cover, not paper, else it will stink up in no time.) Use the resulting worm casing to grow vegetables in a window sill or balcony if you have one.
See where this is going? Just simple activities you do for fun can trickle fown into other fun activities and feed into each other. The point is find some hobbies outside of just "muh anime, vidya, sleep, and fap".
>>27281390
How do you quit and become a NEET again? I want this but I want to know how you get money
>>27277768
>be OP
>be a worthless parasite
>be proud of it
as you like it
>>27277768
Considering I live in one of thoose socialist countries that gives me a decent minimum wage, get a topping for rent, and I only work 10 hours a week, all the while only paying about 10 euro tax per month for NEETs. I really don't care.
>>27281404
Being a dirty UK fag
>>27281377
yep
>16
fast food
>18
dishwasher, warehouse, etc.
>20
truck driver
>24
student
>27
programmer
Now i can sit in my own office all day and actually enjoy what I do for the most part.
>>27281472
Fuck. I'm a Cucknadian. I just want to be a NEET
>>27281563
For me it was
Dishwasher
Retail
Retail/Student
Lab Tech
In the future I'm hoping to become a supervisor or administrator
>>27281149
I have some qt coworker and can't even casually talk to her. It is hell.
>>27281149
>cute women in the workplace
Nah, I rather work with men. Why? When I was a wagecuck, the women started all the issues. ALL THE ISSUES. The men may have an issue but they kept it to themselves and did their job. The women, most definitely the "cute" ones, were always not doing their job, starting fights, dramawhoring everything, and would fo whatever thry could to get the betacucks to do their job instead of themselves.
You never work with women. Women are shitty workers. Early man realized this and hence why they were put in their place as a housewife. Being a housewife is one of the few things they can ever do right.
>>27281669
Same here desu. She's a few years younger than me but the only female near my age. DD tits, ass she got from squating. She's pretty much perfect and we get along well. She also has never had a bf and has only kissed guys, unless she's lying. She'd never even imagine me as more than a coworker. That's worse than never seeing all the qts.
>>27281758
Protip: shes lying
>>27281755
>When I was a wagecuck, the women started all the issues. ALL THE ISSUES. The men may have an issue but they kept it to themselves and did their job. The women, most definitely the "cute" ones, were always not doing their job, starting fights, dramawhoring everything, and would fo whatever thry could to get the betacucks to do their job instead of themselves.
This has been my experience as well.
>>27281919
I mean. I've known her for 4 years now. Which is half her high school and 2 years of college so far and nothing. She tells me when boys hit on her, and she's never had a bf in that time. Again she could be hiding it, but why would she if she wasn't interested?
>>27281015
>German filename
>But I'd prefer NEETdom.
Wew Achmed, people like you are literally the biggest problem for germany right now , but dont worry, as soon as rightwingers take place as the head of the state youre going to get thrown out of your place
