>This is by far the doucheist haircut on earth
Why do normies like this shit so much?
>>27274742
That sioux
It's a good look.
Sorry it's not a crewcut, grandpa.
>This is by far the doucheist haircut on earth
what did he mean by this?
>>27274778
Look, you got any idea what a scout sniper is? You ever heard of that? No? Ok, well you're lookin' at one. My class in Quantico was class 307, and we had a motto. It was a saying, yeah? It was "One shot, one kill." The point is if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead.
>>27274742
No idea, it just looks completely retarded.
My favorite haircut.
>not having this much swag
lmfao
>>27274742
it only looks good if you have chad aesthetics
>>27274831
looks like there's a black, jelly shaped thing on his head
>>27274742
>tfw need a haircut
>tfw getting an undercut essentially
>>27274877
It looks like you're are a faggot
>>27274957
Id look like a faggot If I had that haircut.
>>27274742
It feels nice to have, I have a much more moderate version of it, shorter on the top and longer around the sides so it's not noticeable. You don't get hair in your face and when it's hot the sweat doesn't stick it around the ears and back of head.
>>27275049
Here here, if Robots like us got that haircut we'd just be seen as tryhards.
>>27274742
Look like a jew hat.
Gayest fucking hair"style" ever. Why do people do this
>>27275098
How do you style your hair?
>inb4 boring crewcut or however mommy cuts it
looks good on good looking people
looks like shit on ugly people
closing this thread [Solved]
I like this thread, you can tell who has this awful shit on their head right now.
Fucking trend hoppers, naturally insecure.
>>27274810
John Balance was the only one cool enough to pull it off, and he's dead so no one should have it now.
srsly how else do you cut your hair? same lenght everywhere? lmao
This looked good before everybody started doing it.
>>27274742
That's a really shitty undercut.
It's better to go shorter than that and focus on volume or go longer and make it more bold.
A well done undercut is in no way a douchebag cut.
It's the defining hairstyle of the modern male. Much moreso than it was in the 90s because back then only skaters/surfers had the cut but now everyone has it.
>>27275824
Skaters in the 90's definitely did not have undercuts.
Chilibowls=/=undercut
Undercuts are all right, they just have a shitty fanbase. It's this shit that's literally cancer.
>>27275843
skaters in the 90s invented the undercut
source. im a 90s skater
>>27275953
The undercut is derived from styles in the 1930's and 1940's. Mostly from European soldiers. It's a style that combines boldness and class.
Skaters in the 90's got chili bowl cuts. Mostly because they were stupid.
Source: faggot who cuts hair.
It makes them feel like a badass celebrity
Pompadour or nothing.
Literally best hair.
>>27275985
I dont know what a chilibowl cut is but the undercut was in for surfer/skaters. its literally just lifting up the top hair and shaving the side.
>>27276034
This you dumbass.
Chili bowls and undercuts are two completely different things.
I don't like attention seekers so no.
>>27276069
Here's another good example for your retarded ass self.
>>27274742
Because short sides looks masculine and frames the face. Particularly good for men with thin straight hair and weaker/rounder face.
>>27275908
Agreed, just grow out your hair instead of being a faggot
>>27276069
>>27276075
I can't decide if the 90s or the 00s had worse fashion and style trends.
This decade blows them out of the water. I would wonder if it's just bias of living in the present, but it isn't, the 90s/00s were just that bad.
>>27276137
No you're right. They really were just that bad.
I wish I had nice hair like you white folks. My shit is mad thick and coarse, like I took grass and just clued it to my head.
>>27276069
that chilibowl cut was never cool
only dorks and nerds had it not so much skaters
skaters had long fringe , short at the back and optional undercut
Why is only autistic retards on reddit and r9k decide to hate this cut, while every woman loves it on men?
>>27276281
anyway maybe some did have a chilibowl but it wasnt the real thing to have, it was a pretty boy haircut for posers
>>27276281
Judging by how long it took for you to respond and sudden jump in the level of your vocabulary I'm going to assume you went and did some research.
I'm sorry but you're still wrong. Undercuts were not a thing in the 90's. Neither were fringes to be honest.
Please, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>27276292
the only people that hate it are balding faggots and redneck retards with boring buzzcuts
>>27276335
my last post, ok you can be an expert if you want
i didnt do any research, i was around in 90s hangin with surfers and skaters in australia
the undercut was definitely around, I remember my friend getting one, he was always trying to go for the coolest surfer look
>>27276292
because we hate memes and everything to do with memes
undercut fags btfo (failed normies)
>>27276409
I can't tell if this is some sort of weird trolling or if you're really just stupid.
>>27276449
lol yes im the one whos stupid
keep telling yourself that kiddo
have fun being a know it all who doesnt know shit
>>27276472
Yep, definitely trolling.
my friend on FB has this haircut
>>27276512
I don't like it as much when the sides are completely shaved.
The undercut is to the 2010's what the mullet was to the 80's and frosted tips were to the late 90's/the aughts.
10 years from now people will be embarrassed to have had it.
Buzzcut is timeless.
>>27276603
keep telling yourself that :^)
iotuitbku
>>27276603
Burrs are timeless because they're boring as hell and inoffensive as possible.
It doesn't make them any less uninspired and dull just because they've remained a standard for so long.
>>27276603
>buzzcut
Yeah, if you want something safe and boring.
>>27276603
yep cancer-patient-cut is so great!
>>27276512
My god that looks so bad. I want to shave that shit off his head
>>27276603
how about a regular fucking haircut
>>27276648
I don't need my haircut to be exciting, offensive, or inspired. I'm interesting enough that I don't need a conversation piece on top of my head. The buzzcut is clean, takes no maintenance, and looks good. I also won't look back at pictures of myself 20 years from now and cringe about how stupid I looked.
>>27276697
you won't be looking at any pictures at all because you're a friendless basement dweller loser
>>27276697
>I'm interesting enough on my own!
>arguing about why burrs are worthwhile on /r9k/
Don't kid yourself
>>27276512
This looks horrible.
Taper the sides and back instead. Also the top should have more volume
>>27276713
Jokes on you. My apartment doesn't have a basement. Btfo
>Why do normies like this shit so much?
If everyone wore that haircut, it wouldn't look douchey.
>>27276662
How is an undercut in 2016 not safe and boring? It's one of the most common haircuts among young men right now. Basically every young hipster has one.
Anyone else here never had a real hairstyle.
I just tell my barber to trim it up once every 1.5 months.
I have had the same haircut for 20 years.
>>27276754
>so poor he lives in an apartment
hahaha i bet you will be real proud when you look back at pictures of yourself in your shitty apartment with your generic ass haircut when you're up in the chair with a noose around your neck ready to jump
>>27274742
>tfw I like this haircut
I was thinking about getting pic related as a cut
Just looked so nice and I loved the show
people getting really worked up over haircuts
>>27276837
Cillian Murphy is unfairly good looking.
>>27276603
not really. undercuts have been around since the early 1900s lol
it's a classic cut
>>27276878
His voice is fucking amazing too, truly my idol
Too bad I will never look nearly as defined as him, inspires hope in me though and I keep trying
But fuck he hardly even looks like hes 25Hes actually 39 ;_;
>>27276981
That is one swag mofo
Who here drives a shitty honda civic or a leased BMW
>>27276837
That's a nice haircut. It'll look decent at the very least if you have a similar facial shape to him, but he's got a strong jaw and cheekbones helping it out. If your face is rounder/weaker it'll look weird.
Seth Rogen's face is round as fuck and he couldn't pull this off, but his haircuts usually work pretty well.
who here /wallah bro/?
its a good haircut, but so many people (most) look like trash with it, they think they look like some nazi officer.
>>27277129
HEIL THE FURHER
It's more important that you get a quality hair dresser that knows how to match a style with a face.
Picking a look out of a magazine is only half the work.
what kind of haircut should I get?
One last ride.
>>27274868
this
two dudes in my class have it. the comparison really does show how picking the *right* look matters more than just being current or hip or whatever.
dude 1
>6'1-6'3
>thin
>glasses
>slim fit denim most days
>sometimes hoody, sometimes flannel, sometimes denim jacket
>boots
it looks great on him. he's the prototypical hipster.
dude 2
>5'5-5'7
>not fat, but pear shaped
>loose fit jeans usually
>loose button downs
doesn't look good on him. from the neck down, he just looks like every other average bro in the world (nothing wrong with that.) but the extreme haircut just looks weird with that. but to his credit, he does have a well kept, strong as fuck beard. he'd look better with pic related though, especially with the beard.
>>27276261
If you've got really thick hair grow it out long, it'll look great unless you're a nigger with nigger hair.
I assume you're either indian or arab? If so grow long hair, your kind looks 100 times better with long hair, especially indians.
Caring about haircut in general is fucking stupid same as any other shallow stuff like fashion etc. An obvious socially acceptable baseline like ~not wearing pajamas at work~ is expected obviously but if you try at this stuff you're cancer. Buzz the shit off and when it starts getting in your eyes buzz it off again. If you even think about fuckin with a barber you're a faggot just get some clippers and handle the shit yourself.
>he cuts his hair more than twice a year
This is how I KNOW you're hardcore 100% worthless normalfag.
The only true Manly haircut
Anything else marks you as a homosexual
Go bald, or go home
>>27277424
Sorry I don't want to be tagged as a skinhead and jumped while exiting a grocery store.
>>27277013
This haircut makes him looking fucking great but he typically doesn't look as good imo
I'm willing to bet he was a late bloomer because he aged good for a fucking 40 year old man
>>27277413
t. Alberto Barbarossa
>>27277435
Been bald since my 13th birthday
I am 27 now, can't even remember having hair
I enjoy frightening old women and children
Black people are a bit nervous when I get in an elevator
I am pretty big, tall and like the intimidation factor, probably couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag, so the 'look" helps a lot
>>27276530
>>27276668
>>27276723
it's a status symbol, essentially saying
>i'm so fucking chaddy that i can even get the most retarded looking haircut and still steal yo girl
kebab/degenerate faggots/kebab: the haircut
It looks clean, that's about it. Works if you have a decent face and aren't a huge fatass.
I have a barber appointment today
should i get this haircut /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ag3uH19eP4
>>27277424
Been thinking about going bald for a while, since I have a receding hairline.
The only problem is I think I'll look silly considering I have big hairy caterpillar like eyebrows.
>>27274831
>that beard gap
BAAGGAAWWK!
BAAAGGWAAACCCK!
>>27274742
Why not an army cut?
>no need to comb, hair too short
>no danger of lice
>looks great
>dont have to think or take care of it at all
Shaved sides with hair on top makes side of jaw line seem longer and straighter
>>27277121
me. wallah bro
>be tutor at uni
>all new kids look like hipsters
It's really hard to take them serious.
>>27277847
Nice! Get it if you can pull it off
Personally I think it looks like ass. I'd only get it to try and blend in with the normies. But it only works if you're attractive, so that rules me out anyway
>>27274742
I can confirm I have to work with a faggot dude bro that has the same haircut.
>>27274742
>buzz off guaranteed hair
>keep hair you'd lose if you have MPB
>tfw as ugly as the haircut is I couldn't get it if I wanted to
Atleast I'm not a cuck.
>tfw the above is not an original comment
>>27279644
Tfw that was close to my hair cut and my barber fucked it up after the third cut
Haircuts are basically a scam. They charge way too much money to cut something that is not neccessary in the first place. NEver forget that the hair is the root of the man's spiritual powerr. Samson's strength came from his hair. The reason for Samsons having lost his superhuman strength when his hair was shorn by Delilah may well be that he had practiced certain yogic exercises that transform one's hair into sensitive antennae to draw cosmic energy from the ether. Saints and Yogis also grow there hair out: The spinal cord is like an upturned tree, with mans hair as its roots, and afferent and efferent nerves as branches. Like an upturned plant, man similarly absorbs through his hair electric currents helpful to the body.
That is why I do not cut any hair on my body, neither facial, head, nor pubic, and why you shouldn't do that either.
>>27279816
how fucking high are you cunt? i want some
>>27279816
Pics of what you look like? Can't make such a claim with no proof.
>>27279816
>he had practiced certain yogic exercises that transform one's hair into sensitive antennae to draw cosmic energy from the ether. Saints and Yogis also grow there hair out: The spinal cord is like an upturned tree, with mans hair as its roots, and afferent and efferent nerves as branches. Like an upturned plant, man similarly absorbs through his hair electric currents helpful to the body.
>>>/fringe/
>>27274742
a guy with that haircut sat in front of me in uni a few days ago and he was actually good looking as far as face and body is concerned but the haircut makes him look so fucking stupid
>having hair
I want normalshits to get out
>>27276026
mah neega
>>27274742
>pixie cut
>doucheist
I find this one more douchy tbqh but it really depends on the shape of your face and the size of your shoulders to make a really douchy image.
>manbuns
>manbun + beard combo
What the fuck is this shit? What's the point of growing hair out if one is just going to tie it in a knot and never let it flow?
>>27274742
It's just the currently popular meme cut.
I don't find it attractive at all desu. Most of the guys who have it are metrofags wearing skinny jeans and fag attire. It's fucking gross.
I use it as a warning sign to avoid talking to certain kinds of people.
If you have a trend related haircut you're a normie and you must secretly think I am below you and pathetic for not having the "in style" that you constantly chase in lieu of a real personality.
Also, don't be surprised if your meek, shy and quirky qt you haven't mustered up the courage to ask out yet starts to date a muscular faggot with a haircut like this, the quirky qt's are just as big attentionwhores as men are with these kinds of haircuts.
Robots are too intelligent to fully incorporate the normie lifestyle, it will never become intuitive for them because it makes little sense, has waivering value to them and they were excluded from the popular things as a child, you should get a simple haircut and work on accruing money and a career that makes you more autonomous and in control of your life.
These haircuts are metaphors for what I hate about the common person.
>>27274742
It looks good on blonde hair but ehre in Sardinia where most people have dark hair it looks like shit
>>27281042
you know who else has blonde hair? pigs, even gingers are better
Because normies are fucking retarded. Just let me grow my damn hair out, I don't want the stupid fucking undercut look.
>>27274742
>
I just tell the barber to cut it short on the sides and backand to let it longer on the top, but I never try hard with these haircuts because I know I can't pull it off with my thin hair texture.
A buzzcut is the only respectable, heterosexual, mens haircut. Its not memetrendy, its practical, and you can just buzz it down yourself every 2 weeks instead of making a trip to the barber and paying another man money to cut your hair in a certain shape, like a cuck to society.
>falling for social pressure this easily
I bet you smoke aswell you raging normalfag
>>27281185
Buzzcuts are for soldiers and tools
Every babyface on the planet has a buzzcut and they look like a giant child as a result
>>27281341
babyfaces trying too hard with meme haircuts is worse though
not exactly much you can do about your face if you've already tried losing weight
>>27281341
And you failed. You fell for social pressure. Im so sorry you do things just to be socially acceptable. Im so sorry your parents feminized you so much that youre actively trying to look pretty.
Cut yourself and never ever stop.
>>27281413
t. babyface
>>27274742
I wish I was fit enough to pull off a Richard Spencer
It would look silly on some unremarkable dude, need to be swole
I just wanna be fash, is that so much to ask
`this is my hair right now, this very second.
What should I do with it, r9k?
>>27281420
t. social faggot
>>27281429
Cut your hair and lose some weight
>>27281432
>babyface thinks that having any kind of haircut than straight outta bootcamp style makes you a faggot
Thank you for your service
Wash it with gasoline and set it on fire. Then rub peanutbutter on your burned scalp.
>>27281454
Theres a reason the buzzcut is a military haircut. Its practical.
Dont you have a cock to suck right now, social slave? I bet you smoke and drink beer aswell. Because beer is an "aquired taste" right?
Kill yourself.
>people actually style their hair
>not just letting it grow naturally and cutting/shaving it when you need to
>being faggots of the highest fucking caliber and caring about how you look
I don't understand this. Hair LITERALLY is the only thing that your body does naturally that will look good no matter what. You could be a fuck ugly person, but your hair will always grow to look good your face. Modifying that shit is straight retarded, son.
>>27281460
For you >>27281429
Adasada
>>27281491
Its practical because when you're in a warzone it doesn't get caught on shit. I don't live in a warzone so I have no need for that. Thank you for your service
I bet you think anyone who wears anything other than 5 dollar walmart clothes is a faggot too you giant baby looking pleb
I've never understood why someone would wear a Hitlerjugend haircut unironically
>>27281185
>you can just buzz it down yourself every 2 weeks instead of making a trip to the barber and paying another man money to cut your hair in a certain shape, like a cuck to society
this
>>27274742
I have one. Maybe not being an autistic loser makes you able to pull it off.
Why do men like looking so effeminate?
This is the haircut I get (without so much gel).
It looks normal and masculine.
>>27281585
nice girly eyes, underage fag
Undercuts are for insecure nu-males. They seriously think they look tough because their hair looks stupid.
>>27281542
It doesnt get caught on shit period. You dont need a warzone for that, stupid idiot.
I think your skinny jeans are cutting off the blood circulation to your balls because youre acting like a raging faggot right now. Keep buying 100 dollar clothes straight out of a chinese sweatshop with a brand logo put on it to keep social slaves like you happy.
>>27280904
>mfw people started complaining how historically inaccurate is to have a WWII soldier having a modern hipster haircut
>>27281618
My haircut doesn't get caught on anything either and it looks more professional than your baby haircut. Its an inch and a half which is a great hair length to work with. Everyone at my workplace has at least half an inch. Also I'm more of a loose fit boot cut Levis and Oakley kind of a guy myself. You look a lot more respectable if you put some modicum of effort into how you look.
>>27274742
Let's see your sweet trim op. Bet it's on point.
>>27281679
Oakleys? Like, the sunglasses? I hope to god not.
>>27276885
The ones back then looked absolutely nothing like the ones now to the point where it should be considered a different haircut
>>27281702
Nah Oakley Jackets and what not. I've got a 30 dollar polarized pair of sunglasses I use for driving
Oakley sunglasses are for tryhards
>>27276816
Yeah because you're a CEO making 800k/yr like the rest of /b/ :^)
>>27281724
I just googled "Oakley jackets" and it looks like the stuff white trash wears.
>>27277413
Your hair is so integral to how attractive you are to the opposite sex, why would we not care about it?
>>27281679
Nobody cares about how you look. Youre just another desperate male trying too hard to fit in. You make yourself look like a faggot just for social acceptance in the work place. Thats right goy. Do exactly what society wants you to do. Wanna take a smoke break fucking addict?
>>27274796
Are you trained in gorilla warfare?
>>27281747
Why would you care about the opposite sex?
>>27275098
Undercuts done right are classy and timeless.
You shouldn't sperg at people with better haircuts just because you're a tasteless autist with shit hair
>>27281778
i want to procreate senpai
>>27281429
1. Lose weight
2. Get an undercut with about 2 inches of hair on top brushed to the side and made to blend in with the side.
>>27281619
retards being retards
>>27281765
>sperging out after being btfo for being an autist who is way too anal about mem having fashionable buzzcuts
I suppose proper fashion is what triggers autists these days which is why they look bad
>>27281801
Why would you want to do that? Its statistically a bad choice and a huge burden. Just get a dog.
>but humanity! Dont you care about the future of humanity?!
If you actually give a fuck about the future you wouldnt get a kid because overpopulation is becoming a major problem.
>>27281778
Some of us are redeemable unlike you, Neet-kun
>>27281861
you shitpost everywhere, huh
>>27281854
>Why go to college lol everything is fucked
>why even work out lol everyone is fucked up
>why even get a job lol every "wagecuck" is fucked
>why even live life?
Just kill yourself already
>>27281846
And this is where you switch from making posts with arguments to making empty posts just saying "u mad!".
Now you want to change the discussion into a flamewar because you ran out of things to say. And because you cant handle not getting the last word, youre now trying to compensate for your loss by flaming. You lose.
>>27281846
holy damage control. you get rekt kid.
>>27280901
>manbun
just call it a bun ffs, also you can't always let your hair flow, I gotta tie that shit up for work
>>27281877
I never said any of those things. Stop making things up and kill yourself, faggot.
Undercut and Man Bun tied for shittiest looks. Fuck you if you have them, and FUCK YOU OP FOR MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THEM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>27274957
>It looks like you're a faggot.
Fixed for the retarded anon.
>>27281907
>You lose
You already lost anon. You lost at life. That's why you are extremely pessimistic, judgmental and cynical because you are angry at normies and so you rebel against them with your meme autistic fashion sense and buzzcuts because at least you're not a conformist.
>>27281846
>calling out your own btfo
Yeah nah it doesn't work like that, chrischan.
Bald or nothing.
>>27275165
>Fucking trend hoppers, naturally insecure.
This
>>27281942
No, you lost. You ran out of things to say so you resort to straight up flaming with no reasoning. Keep trying to make up for your loss by chasing that golden last word buddy! You can do it!
Seeing awful 2000s long hair hairstyles triggers the fuck out of me. An undercut can make even an asian nerd look manlier. My physics TA had the typical asian look but one day he decided to get an undercut and all of a sudden he looked more assertive and the class was more engaged. I thought it was black magic or something but people do pay more attention when you look good
>>27281942
>you will never be this mad
thank god
>>27281993
ajde Dan smiri malo
>>27281942
You will never be this gay.
>>27281993
dude you're embarrassing yourself. Not that anon but you need to chill out.there are lots of reasons to hate normies but haircuts isnt one of them
>>27281942
god damn you're such a fucking beta faggot
>>27281942
Not the guy you were sperging out at but you sound like a faggot. Fact of the matter is that there is no reason to get a memecut other than being a feminine bitch.
>>27281993
>>27282003
>>27282016
Why are you samefagging now? Poster count is a thing Neet-kun.
>>27282007
Sorry i dont speak poverty
>i hate chad haircuts because of chad
Wow any more insightful knowledge ohpee?
It looks so fucking stupid
It looks as dumb as this
>>27282038
The poster count is actually really high for the amount of posts. Not samefagging but nice try though.
People just call it out if someone is acting like a retard.
>>27282024
>not that anon but
Stop samefagging, you obvious autist.
Cant tell who is more retarded. The failed normiefags pushing their meme styles or the neckbeard autists with no hair/long hair using it as an excuse to be unkempt basement dwellers
>>27282143
And which one are you? Oh wait you are just inbetween faggot and neckbeard autist right. A bit of both worlds. Stop acting all superior, loser.
>>27282143
>no hair
That is the best way to be. You're delusional, anon.
>>27282038
I'm not, but you're still a beta cuck faggot.
>>27282187
Yeah if you have shit hair genetics kek
Dumb robotposters
>>27282230
>shit hair genetics
I don't, but I would prefer to make my day easier, instead of take forever to do my hair like a woman.
>>27274831
That lack of a taper or blend triggers me tbhaytch
I just get a buzzcut every like 5 weeks.
Is this acceptable
If it's too nig it looks stupid and you need to have a good face to pull it off too, a strong chin and long face.
>mfw seeing fat guys with it and round headed idiots.
Just because someone looks good in it does not mean you will.
>>27276512
>That sneaky way of hiding a receding hairline
cause it looks good
>>27282319
Wow is that bam margera? Hes starting to look like don vito.
>>27279690
t. Brendan Fraser
>>27281429
>This is the kind of poster who wonders why women don't like him
>Looks like that
>>27281571
t. Salty nappy headed nigger
>>27282348
No you normie fuck, it looks good on MODELS
But everything looks good on models, it's not the hair, it's not the clothes, it's good genes and good lighting
>>27276026
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR??
>>27282304
I cut my own hair on the sides and it looks fine desu. I learned how to blend my hair properly and trim the excess on top. People ask me all the time what barber I go to and never believe me when I say that I cut my own hair.
>>27282408
You forgot to attach a picture of your hair to that post
I just get a buzz cut fade like black guys. Everyone looks good with that unless you you have a weird shaped head
>>27282319
>round headed
That guy is just a fat fuck who needs to lose weight. And if you're headshape is still round, you can still pull it off by keeping it longer near the top and gradually shorter on the bottom like pic related. Notice how the undercut blends to the top compared to those bold undercuts where it's flat and short on the sides which would make your round head more apparent
>>27274742
Can somebody post the pic with a topless chad with a coffee mug? The one where he is leaning over the table or something like this. I forgot what his hairstyle was exactly (whether it was the undercut or something else), and I want to replicate it in a vain attempt.
>>27282472
This is the god tier cut
>>27280977
Pretty much this. I get a simple haircut that doesn't require styling, unless I have an interview or special event.
Also robots please note, get yourselves some tailored clothes. Take the amount of money you would be spending on stupid meme styled haircuts and get some really nice clothes. I don't mean /fa/ tier fashion either. Get a nice conservative navy blue or charcoal grey suit, some nice shoes, and some nice pants/shirts. It will be expensive at first but you will be thankful.
You don't have to buy it all at the same time(except for the suit), just have the goal of building up your wardrobe.
Another thing I've noticed about normies is that everything about them is financed. Their cars, their clothing, their accessories. It's a fucking mess.
>>27282568
>suit
Hello autism
>>27282489
Pretty please?
Original comment for the robot.
>>27282348
Lets be honest,it looks like literal shit 80% of the time
>>27282408
picture + explanation of how you do it pls
/r9k/ please help; This isn't /soc/fagging or anything, I just want a genuine opinion/advice on my hair. It grows like this but straight up and it's really fluffy and hard to style. What do I do with it?
>>27279242
>Be at university
>take my hat off
>It's too hot and I don't give a shit if my hair looks bad, fuck it
>Lecturer stops talking and looks at me
>"...What's with your hair"
>Everyone laughs
rip famiglia
>>27283491
just cut the sideburns and you should emphasize the curls in the front by wet combing and gelling the hair around the front
>>27283641
You sure? I thought the side burns looked good... Ok, thank you.
>mfw barber gave me that cut
It only looks good on normies.
I actually started getting a lot of attention from girls after getting my hair cut this way.
>>27283491
I'm not calling you a faggot or anything, but You Are A Faggot.
>>27283742
Yes, I do love cock, if that's what you're hinting at.
>tfw mom has cut my hair for 23 years
It's just a shaggy straight thing
