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Hello I'm a white born female virgin. These are my minimum
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Hello I'm a white born female virgin. These are my minimum requirements for a potential bf.

>Must be 100% approving of working mothers, since that's what I intend to be once we have a child. Must be very willing to take work less to spend time with child more.
I like my job and I have no intention to quit it.
Money is not an issue, I make good money myself already and I'm good at managing it so he doesn't need to work insane hours to bring home shit, a normal average job is ok and him being home to spend time with family is more important.

>Must be 100% OK with my smut, my sex toy and and my masturbation habits.
That's how I get my pleasure. Pleasure is important to me. A man that wants to deny me my pleasure is not a potential partner, it's not a man I want, it's a man that needs to get the fuck away I want nothing to do with such a piece of shit.

>Must be 100% OK with me having my own hobbies and needing my own time alone.
A healthy couple doesn't spend time together 100%. A healthy couple is made of two well-adjusted individuals who are happy being with each other but are fine being by themselves as well, because that's how people with good mental health and self-esteem are, they have no problems being also alone. I have no problem being by myself and a partner who does is instant rejection since his problems and insecurities are bound to become dangerous and toxic for me in the long run, making me unhappy and sucking all joy from my life with his idiotic insecurity and negativity.

That's the bare minimum, anything else can be discussed.
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would you indulge any /d/ tier kinks?
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>>27277941
Sounds good. Now when do we fuck?
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>that second point
Roasties get out.
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>>27277977
Depends on the kink but nothing actually humiliating or degrading and definitely no diapers.
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>>27277941
>approving of working mothers, since that's what I intend to be once we have a child

Not a child, bitch. Many.
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>>27277941
unless your 19 at most virginity is more of a red flag for girls than guys... I mean what have you been doing, living in a basement? or are you hideous. Also post pics of your dildo collection with timestamp to prove your virginity
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>>27278042
I don't want many children. One or two are manageable, but many are not. So I don't want many children.
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>>27277941
>Must be 100% approving of working mothers
an hero you fucking whore
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>>27277941
Fuck off with your holier than thou attitude you stupid bitch, your virginity is worth about as much as the shit between my teeth
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>>27278060
I'm not into casual sex. I think sex should be done between two people who love each other.
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Seems fair, I would take the offer.

I get to have kids and raise children (something I really want to do), I don't have to work, I get to have sex with my wife, and I can give you all the private time you need as I'm not needy for attention.

Where do I sign up?
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>>27277941
>A healthy couple is made of two well-adjusted individuals who are happy being with each other but are fine being by themselves as well


Why not just live your life with friends then?
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>>27278107
Because romantic relationships are good too, as long as they're healthy.
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>>27278062
3 children minimum, 4 as insurance if one dies.
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>>27277941

OP, I Think your requirements are suitable. I like that you're family oriented. I make good money working from home so I'll have lots of time to spend with our little one! We don't have to be attached at the hip 24/7, I respect modern women that have successful careers. Totally cool with the freaky deaky stuff too that's how I know you're a keeper. You mighty fall in love with my dick and get addicted just sayin. Love you wifey
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Do you accept drugs?
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>>27278132
You don't get to decide that without the woman's approval.
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>>27278116
How am I a white knight? Do you even know what a white knight is? She's a virgin, offering to pay for your living expenses, have sex with you, and have kids.
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>>27278133

Will you marry me OP? I will change my normiebook status and everything for you.

You can do the same. Que Romantico! He proposed on 4chan!

I'll buy you a phat rock to show off to your coworkers
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>>27278188
She's literally a virgin and pure. She is by definition not a slut.
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I like how r9k is always bitching about muh virgin gf but when encountered with a virgin woman's standards they are triggered worse than tumblr. They're always saying virginity is a choice for women so logically why would someone who's holding herself to higher standard not require higher standards from her bf as well?
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>>27278222
Even though you got trips, this is still spam. An hero, and I've reported you.
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>>27278241
FUCK OFF WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT
ATTENTION WHORES AREN'T WANTED
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>>27278222
>dildos are bad

Why the fuck would it be a problem to a normal dude? It's literally a hunk of plastic to aid masturbation.

No wonder you can't get a gf if you're so fucking puritanical . You belong in the 1800s.
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Are you b8ing this board because of my thread?
>>27275960
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>>27278170
Well if I must impregnate more women you leave no option.

If I'm the bonding parent I want kids.
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>>27278255
Fuck off faggot degenerate
>>>/soc/
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>>27278222
Why do robots immediately jump to dildos when one mentions sex toys? The most popular sex toys for women are clitoral vibrators, those work on the clitoris which is outside the vagina, they don't go inside. Dildos are more popular with gay men.
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>>27278283
Have you never spiced up your masturbation sessions?
Nobody's gonna know unless you're a total idiot
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Doesn't post pic of self.
Makes demands.
Yeah K.
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>>27278314
Fuck off degenerate cuck
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>>27278276
When you have one child you have impregnated someone. If you want more than children they do you should leave them alone and not ruin their lives.
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>>27278334
You sound like you really need to jerk off
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>>27278348
You sound like you need to fuck off to reddit normie
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This thread is my daily reminder that autism does in fact exist and these ill-adjusted retards think they're welcome on /r9k/
No, your board is >>>/s4s/
Have fun there.
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>be this easily triggered
>expect to keep a gf
Yeah no.
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>>27278336
It's not all about you or me

Incase you didn't notice our young white population is plummeting.
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Yeah, it'd work. No interest in some chick on /r9k/ though. Shame.
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>>27278436
That's good it means they're not shit. Only shit nations and families have more children than they can sustain.
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>>27278485
Are you triggered? Maybe you should go back to tumblr.
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>>27278460
I could sustain 10 kids by myself

All you have to do is pop them out and play career with your friends, then again you're exactly the kind of mother troubled teens have. If I have to beat the shlomo out of you woman so be it.
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That's not unreasonable, just wanted to drop in say it.

Monogamy doesn't work though
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those are pretty reasonable requirements, baitfriend

you're a-okay in my book
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>>27278547
The useless buttmad tripfag is also an actual abusive piece of shit, what a surprise. And he wonders why women don't want him.
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>>27278554
>Monogamy doesn't work though

Don't project your inability to remain faithful to one person to everybody you fucking slimeball.
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>>27278590
>>27278554
Thanks anons, you're a-okay in my book too.
Monogamy can work though. You need to pick your man carefully, not someone who's the typical robot for instance like the tripfag or the triggered anons here.
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>>27278255
I'm OK with it if she lets me use my onahole. Then she's basically be a second mom. :)
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>>27277941
i mean ok, is that it? That's not really that bad, where do I sign up (and at least I'm trying to move up in life) this is probably bait though.
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>>27278596
After your husband files divorce because you're a self absorbed borderline cunt and "that kid of mine" overdoses as you're crying "what did I do wrong" clickity clack on facebook for sympathy I'll be sure to call you JUST so you can hear my functional family in the background.

"Daddy who are you talking to?"
"Nobody, son, nobody".
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>>27278738
Literally a fucking neet could fill these requirements. These don't even require you to do anything lol.
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>>27278728
>"Daddy who are you talking to?"
>"Nobody, son, nobody".

STACEY RECT

>>27278648
Wut
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>>27278645

Yeah probably if there's no jealousy or insecurity.

It may work for awhile but variety is the spice of life.
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>>27278728
But you don't have a functional family tripfag. You don't have a family at all.
Why would my husband file divorce? I don't plan to marry a man who's not 100% happy with me. Why did he marry me if he wasn't happy? Engagement and dating is for getting to know each other about this stuff as well, if he knew what he was getting and still decided to marry me then he has no reason to want divorce. If he deluded himself into being with someone that was never there, that's his fault not mine.
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>>27278772
>Yeah probably if there's no jealousy or insecurity
Well that rules out all the insecure robots posting on 4chan doesn't it. And they wonder why they can't get a gf.
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>>27278807
I swear half the people on the board, are selfish dumbasses. The requirements are super reasonable lol, especially considering that they don't even require much work on their part lol.
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>>27277941
if you were loyal, that's all that really matters
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>>27277941
End it all, faggot. You're an attention seeking man and everyone who isn't a thick as shit white knight isn't falling for your crap. KILL. YOURSELF.

I almost feel bad for bumping the thread but I need to say this.
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>>27278751
No a neet couldn't fill those requirements. It says it's ok to have a non-demanding, not particularly high-paying job and not work insane hours because being home is more important, not that it's ok not to have a job at all. A leech is not a desirable partner. Someone who does a non-conventional job that doesn't pay cmuch but still contributes to the family budget is far more preferable to a leeching neet.
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>>27278874
Still they don't require much effort, I'm saying that the fact that they won't even put forth the tiniest bit of effort is quite incredible.
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>>27278900
Nice dubs though, is it really THAT much effort? No wonder this place doesn't get any women.
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>>27278922
Dubs again, maybe if you tell me to kill myself again you can get the trifecta.
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>>27277941
>no equal partnership marriage
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>>27277941
Sounds reasonable. Now my minimum requirements are:
>Absolutely no cheating.
>Invest plenty of quality time together with our child/ren, forming strong and healty family bonds.
>Even if you have a work, I want to keep mine too. As you, I like my work.
>You can masturbate all you want, but we must have (happy) sex regularly.
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>>27279260
I agree with this, that'd be my terms as well.
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>>27277941
> Must be 100% approving of working mothers
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>>27279274
Why are you so triggered?
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>>27279260
That's where you see if your time schedules are compatible and if your requested amount of sex is acceptable to her or not, and if you can negotiate an acceptable compromise like I did with my bf. Possibly without getting all triggered and butthurt if things don't turn out as you expected.
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>>27277941
If i have a penis smaller than your dildos, would you ever think/tempted about cheating ?
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>>27279480
Well, my work isn't that time consuming (that's one of the reasons I like it).
And, if she is ok with it, we can use her toys while having sex. This way both of us feel pleased and have some intimacy time.
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>>27279260
>Absolutely no cheating.
Of course.
>Invest plenty of quality time together with our child/ren, forming strong and healty family bonds.
How much would that be exactly? I didn't require a huge amount of time with my family each day to form to strong and healthy family bonds and would prefer someone like that as well. I'm sure I'm not the only one like this.

>Even if you have a work, I want to keep mine too. As you, I like my work.
Then if your work schedule is not compatible with hers you're no good, good luck with someone else.

>You can masturbate all you want, but we must have (happy) sex regularly.
How regular exactly? My bf and I have settled on a compromise of once or twice a week (depending on mood, time and energy available) since sex is more demanding for me than it is for him, plus we have negotiated how we do the sex itself so I can enjoy it too on an acceptable level. I won't have sex with someone who doesn't bother to make it good for me too, even without the final orgasm.
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>>27279780
>How much would that be exactly? I didn't require a huge amount of time with my family each day to form to strong and healthy family bonds and would prefer someone like that as well. I'm sure I'm not the only one like this

Adding that I'm saying this because my bf is like me in this, so I'm fortunate and happy with him. But when I say I'm not the only one like this I mean there are other girls like me out there and I'd rather them be happy with someone compatible to them than miserable with the average robot.
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>>27277941
Does penis size matter to you ?
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>>27279780
>>27279838
I forgot, when I say even "without the final orgasm" I mean that it's cool if I don't orgasm with him because I can give myself orgasms when I'm alone. That's what porn, vibrators and masturbation are for. I still expect the sex not to be shitty.
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>>27279780
>How much would that be exactly?
Enough for the following:
We must have an all family meal at least once a day. No tv or computers while eating. Smalltalk about kids day in school and such.
Allways check their homework and if they need help with it.
Read a tale before sleep every night.
Take them to play outside (e.g. to the park) at least on weekends.
Any other basic necessity they may have.


>schedule and sex
See >>27279659

>How regular exactly?
Enough to build closeness, once or twice a week seems fine. I see sex as a demonstration of affect, just like a hug or a kiss. I don't seek just my pleasure but also my partner's.
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>>27280040
> No tv or computers while eating
Dealbreaker. I grew up happy reading comics at the table and watching the news or cartoons or soap operas with my family while eating. Doing all that stuff didn't impede us from making small talk about our day and in fact commenting on what was going with the world stimulated discussion and my personal growth. I couldn't stand someone who would refuse something good like that.

>Allways check their homework and if they need help with it.
Reasonable.

>Read a tale before sleep every night.
Unreasonable. I have a collection of fantastic tales read by professional voice actors and actresses, with wonderful music to go along with the telling, that I loved as a child and does a much better job than I ever could at storytelling. I want my kid and to both listen to that rather than tell stories myself, it really is exceptionally good for anyone especially a child.

>Take them to play outside (e.g. to the park) at least on weekends.
That can be arranged but not always on weekends, not on all weekends and not always by me, my father took me to the park plenty of times too whenever my mother was busy so my husband can take the kid to the park himself as well.

>Any other basic necessity they may have.
Sure, provided it's reasonable.
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>>27280040
>>27280203
>Allways check their homework and if they need help with it.
Does he mean just ask them if they're doing the homework or physically go thorugh it like a nazi on a jew hideaways search?
The first was fine. I hated the latter. It felt like my parents had no trust in me. When I started bitching about this to them they stopped because they realized I wasn't a small child anymore, I was growing up and needed to be treated as such, and treating me like a small dumb child was only damaging me.
Plus my mother asking me about my homework didn't stop my father from doing the same too. He sounds like he just wants to drop all burdens on his partner and not do his part too. All the stuff he listed he should do too, not just dump it on someone else. He's not a good parent if he doesn't want to.
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>>27277941
You seem pretty reasonable OP. However, I think there is much more fun to be had with having sex together than masturbation. You can explore things on your own pace, see what works and what doesn't and keep it fresh. That doesn't mean I'm saying you shouldn't masturbate. I just mean that there is a lot to explore here and most likely you will enjoy it much more if done right.

Also, having a relationship is more like a compromis. You will sacrifice part of your spare time to spend time with your partner. This is something difficult for both partners but eventually is a reward of its own. And I don't just mean taking care of children. Spending time doing things together, exploring hobbies together and going on trips is essential. Let me put it this way. If a relationship is nothing more than each of you going your seperate lives in the same house with the occasional romance, you will not feel as though you're romantically engaged at all. Your partner has to put in effort, but you have to do the same.
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>>27280339
This, it was dad who asked me and helped me with homework mostly. He also often took me out to the park and other stuff like that. He didn't read me stories before sleep but he made up funny tales and jokes and games when we were on a trip to keep me entertained. I want the father of my children to be involved with their lives like that as well.
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>open 4chan
>go to r9k like always
>see this thread on first page
>female and no tripcode
>100+ replies

when will you retards learn how to avoid bait threads?
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>>27280203
>[...]I grew up happy reading comics at the table [...]
Have you ever been in a reunion where everyone is just staring at their phone? That is exactly what I don't want a familiar meal to be.
>[...]I have a collection of fantastic tales read by professional voice actors and actresses[...]
The "read a tale from an actual book" custom is so the kids get the habit of reading actual books. In the future, if they ever want to pursue a career, it would be good they don't see books as something "boring".
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>>27280395
Com'on pal. We're just playing pretend here, don't get mad.
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>>27280374
>Spending time doing things together, exploring hobbies together and going on trips is essential
Trips together are nice but I disagree that exploring hobbies together is essential. His hobby is sports which I couldn't give less of a fuck about, mine is anime and manga and videogames and Dungeons&Dragons fantasy type stuff he couldn't give less of a fuck about. Our hobbies are not compatible and exploring them together would lead to disaster since we've both already expressed highly negative opinions about them, that's why we've agreed to just give each the other time and space to do his/her thing. We can do other stuff together that doesn't necessarily relate to our hobbies.
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>implying this is isn't just a troll

post proof OP
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>>27280410
>Have you ever been in a reunion where everyone is just staring at their phone?
Yes and it didn't stop me from making pleasant talk anyway. Staring on the phone doesn't mean you're not capable of looking up and talk with someone if the topic is to your interests.

>That is exactly what I don't want a familiar meal to be.
As I said, dealbreaker. I was a happy child with my familiar meals that involved comics and commenting whatever news were on tv. The kind of familiar meal you want sounds shitty and boring as hell.

>The "read a tale from an actual book" custom is so the kids get the habit of reading actual books
Then you don't read it for them you put something in their hands to read along to the voice they listen. But you need something they find attractive and interesting. Which is what all professional storytelling collections do, they're not just voice recordings, they come with beautifully illustrated books and partworks as well to help the child learn to read. Pic related got me interested in books far more than any dull storytelling from anyone ever could. So my point stands, your demand is unreasonable and my solution is better.
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>>27280436
>Cute nerdy girl going for a sportsy chad instead.

This triggers the nerd guys.
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>>27280666
Sportsy Chad just says "Man I was never into this stuff and it really isn't for me, but if you like it that's really cool enjoy it all you want, I'm happy for ya and I want you to be happy, I'll just chill watching football with friends meanwhile"
While nerd guys just scream "SHIT TASTE!!! SHIT TAAAAAAASTE!!! DROP YOUR FAVORITES IMMEDIATELY AND START ENJOY WHAT I DO!!! PLEB!!! PLEB!!! HOW DARE YOU HAVE TASTES I DON'T APPROVE OF YOU SHOULD BE A TRUE PATRICIAN LIKE MYSELF!!! HOW DARE YOU LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!! STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!"
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>>27277941
>only willing to have one child
>not willing to look after it
D R O P P E D

FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE ROASTIE
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>>27277941
White born male virgin please let's date
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>>27280727
and that's when they're not making creepy unwanted sexual advances on you too because they're desperate virgins
Desperate virgin nerds should be confined to where they can't be creeps to girls
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>>27277941
where are you from ?
please, somewhere in europe
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reasonable requirements if you ask me.
there's no bullshit like, "taller than me" or "make as much as me"
even though with women just because something is omitted doesn't mean it isn't at play, so who knows.
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>>27281471
Those women don't masturbate and use sex toys and read erotic fiction for women to satisfy themselves tho. The one who does is the one who hasn't cheated or anyone and her gripes are legitimate.
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>>27281505
>Anything else can be discussed
Doesn't mean everything else will be accepted.
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>>27281505
>Anything else can be discussed
Doesn't mean everything else will be accepted.
Bare minimum requirements are not the only requirements. Your reading comprehension is lacking.
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>>27281513
did you quote the wrong person or something?
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>>27281537
No I'm quoting to you what OP said. It's written "anything else can be discussed" discussed =/= accepted and "these are the bare minimum requirements" minimum =/= only. She can still want a guy taller than her and attractive and socially capable still.
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>>27281524
actually i think your reading comprehension is lacking.
>even though with women just because something is omitted doesn't mean it isn't at play
i literally already said that.
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>>27281560
same thing then, i already said that:
>even though with women just because something is omitted doesn't mean it isn't at play
you have to know what the word "omit" means though to understand it. XD
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>>27281580
>>27281569
So you just shitposted. Cool.
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>>27281597
how was my original post a shitpost??
the requirements i can see are reasonable, we're not talking about the hidden ones because that would be this thing called 'off topic', you know what off topic means, right?

gotta walk everyone on r9k through the english language apparently.
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>>27278090
why have you been eating shit senpai
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>Pleasure is important to me

Pretty soon you'll be getting your "pleasure" from FWB boyfriends while I'm stuck paying for your shitspawn. It's how you get your "pleasure", after all!

into the trash it goes
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Inb4 373628484638484636 replies to the thread and 0 time stamped photos.

As much as I'd love to throw my fedora into the ring, I'm 99.999% sure this is bait.
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>>27277941
I bare the minimum, I'm acceptable, virgin and will certainly have a good career, where do I sign for the weeding?
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>>27282402
>wanting to get wedded for bare minimum
>not passing the additional requirements
Ew. You're not acceptable.
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>>27282402
A guy that thinks he can marry just because he declares he meets the minimal standard is not a guy I want to marry. I want more than the bare bones of decency from a potential partner.
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>>27277941
>Must be 100% OK with my smut
What kind of smut? Why do you call it smut? Sounds gross. Like you're 55 years old.
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>>27277941
>Pleasure is important to me. A man that wants to deny me my pleasure is not a potential partner
>Literally telling people that you'll fuck other men and to be okay with it
Nice try roastie
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>>27282943
I said I have the minimum but I can for sure have many other things to offer. You can just ask for it and I will give it to you, and if you're a materialist bitch you will be serve
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>>27277941
should we meet? I'm a 19yo 5-7/10 mixed-european-arabic-folks man, quiet intelligent, will earn lots of money in a few years, high culturally (erudite in literature, painting, architecture, cinema, animation, comics, music, history) and have a huge interest in philosophy, spiritual, refined and well-educated, pretty interested in new hobbies and habits, not so jealous, sexually open-minded if I'm not a simple cuck or if it's s/m.

I have skype if ever interested ;^)
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>>27283938
Kill yourself beta faggot
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>>27283958
you jelly? haha
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>>27278825

To be fair, we are living in perhaps the most liberal era of human history yet.
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>>27277941
get out fuckin attention whore
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>>27277941
You have to go.

Nag
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will you date me?
pic related
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date me please
pic related
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>>27285877
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``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BANA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATIN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MAS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPANOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PARPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
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>>27285932
speak english properly you fucking spammer
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>>27277941
>fine
>yes
>no
I'm sorry but the ideal relationship in my books is one where you -do- spend lots of time together. Enjoy each other's company and be their best friend and their partner, not just go off and do your own things... it's not about insecurity, it's about compatibility. I'm the kind of person that wants more than just a mate, and you're not, which is fine but not gonna work out. Sorry.
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>>27277941
>virgin
>sex toys
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>>27280727
To me it means you are going for a guy not because of what he likes but merely for what he looks like.

I couldn't fathom being with a partner I share not a single hobby with. How boring that life must be.
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So, a bit off-topic, how exactly is it that you'd deal with children if both parents work 9 to 5. In my case, my grandma took care of me because she lived with us but I don't know if I want to live with my mom all my life.
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>>27285940
LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN PERUANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Alberto Fujimori, el ex-presidente peruANO

Fujimori: EL PERUANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE CHILENO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor peruANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. EL PERU, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN PERU DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE PERU LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL PERUANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA GASTRONOMIA PERUANA? UNOS PAJAROS QUE COMEN BASURA!!! UN PERU CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!
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>>27286166
cierra la boca que no te entiendo puto
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>you will never be a househusband
I would take the offer even when I have an opportunity of making bank. I just handle stress poorly and have no problem with having someone do most of work. Although I'm paranoid of cheating but I could work that out since under such circumstances I just have to assure I'm not cheating. I also don't want children if I have to work myself to death but with this I could give them some good upbringing because I know personally what a single mother's child lacks to do well in society.

I also keep to myself and go out rather rarely but I'm only 20 and don't quite fit the workaholic woman's preference with that I guess since they're more in 25s or so.
stupid slav accent
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