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>finally get first gf at age 28
>are a few months she turns into a controlling bitch
>becomes abusive by yelling at me in public and hitting me at home if I don't do what she says
>try to leave her last night
>she says if I leave her she'll tell everyone I watch shemale porn
>tfw forced to keep supporting an abusive bitch who doesn't even fuck me anymore
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Well let her say what she wants. You stupid fuck you'd trade your fucking resources and not even get laid for not getting humiliated. You're already here it doesn't matter anymore. Fucking leave her you pussy
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>>28851604
tell everyone her vagina stunk and she was so loose c'mon anon don't let her bitch you out
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Tell everybody that she's a shemale, and that's the reason you dated her in the 1st place
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>>28851604
cuck

le originale commento3243243fds
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Why so beta, OP?
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>>28852104
do this op it's fool proof
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>>28851604
>"I'm so unhappy"
>just get a gf bro :^)
>get a gf
>still unhappy

Happiness is just a meme, it's not actually real, anon.

P.S. Just leave her and if anybody asks about your porn habits, just say your vindictive girlfriend is making shit up. It sounds plausible enough.
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>>28851604
>Stay with her for now saving up as many shekels as you can until eventually you have enough money to hire a celebrity like Bill Murray or some other normie celebrity to stab her in the rectum repeatedly


Nobody will ever believe her
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>>28851604
Get a grip OP, you think people are going to believe her? If you knew a couple had been through a messy breakup, and then the woman starts talking smack about her ex, would you believe everything she said? Or would you take it with a grain of salt and assume she's still bitter about it? If someone believed her, it's probably because they'd be on her side anyway so they were never your friend.

Here, assume this comes up in a party.

"Bro, your ex told me you like watching shemale porn."
"She's just bitter, and you fell for her bullshit like I used to."

Solved, if they still believe her then they're incredibly stupid cunts.
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Become dominant.
If she yells at you say
"Shut up bitch"
If you asks you to do something say
"Do it yourself"
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>>28853057
This
I tripped hard on cid and smacked this woman cop and started shouting at her telling her that she shouldn't be working a man's job and was a disgrace and etc.
She was so buttmad she wrote in the police report that I said I had a small benis
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Dude shemale porn is normie as fuck now a' days.

Besides, your 28 man, you should know by now no gives a fuck about whatever porn you like.

Drop that parasitical cunt like the shit bag she is.
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Honestly, sounds very similar to my life.

I feel you desu.
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>tfw everyone already knows I unironically watch tranny porn and post-ironically lost my virginity to a tranny
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>>28851604
Toppest of keks m80, I'm going to leave your thread and click /h/ and jack off to anime grils.

Enjoy your fucking societal meme.
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>>28851604
She yells at you in public

You're already being humiliated, brah

Dump that bitch

Play it passive-agressive first

Start by looking for a new place to live and making deals with service providers and banks to separate anything that is registered to both your names

Then look for a new place to live when she can't sees you

Wait for a day she isn't home and schedule a moving crew to help you move out as fast and efficiently as you can

Change your phone number and don't let her know your new address
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>>28852104
fucken checkmate
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Happiness comes from the inside OP
Oh and don't stick your dick in crazy again man
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