someone gave me a carton of cigarettes should i start smoking?
eat them all and die an agonizing death
Ofcourse not you fucking retard
I'm a smoker and it has barely any benefit
Yes, Bobby.
>>28588281
Frylock?
>chinese cigarettes
>>28588281
Print out a nametag with the company logo of whatever brand of cigarettes you have and hand them out to children at parks/schools/etc.
>>28588281
Are you fucking retarded? in what way would you gain any benifit from starting smoking?
>>28588281
Sounds like someone is trying to sabotage your life OP
>>28588297
>>28588399
did you guys know that smoking didn't become stigmatized after it's negative health effects were discovered, and that it wasn't until the anti-smoking campaigns by governments started that it became disfavored by the upper and middle class?
did you guys also know that the tobacco industry is one of the only widespread global industries that is not significantly controlled by people of jewish heritage?
would you like me to connect the dots for you?
>>28588493
What the fuck does that have to do with anything you fucking retard?
>>28588281
I wouldn't recommend it.
If you want to gamble with nicotine then e-cigarettes in their various forms are cheaper in the long run and don't smell like shit. The only problem compared to normal cigarettes is that you look like a dork while doing it.
>>28588330
Chinks can't get enough.
>>28588281
dude that is free cigarettes, you know how much cash you could get selling them? smoking them is a fucking waste.
>>28588690
Dude I'm not that guy, but seriously open your eyes man.
>>28588690
this isn't rocket science:
>an industry not controlled by jews is flourishing
>suddenly there's government campaigns against the industry
>saying "why would you smoke, do you know how dumb that is" is propagating the anti-tobacco sentiment
>in other words, the posters in this thread are allowing themselves to be the puppets for those who are at odds with the tobacco industry
>i.e. jews
>>28588855
What the fuck does that have to do with anything you fucking retard? Who the fuck cares?
Cigarettes are garbage unless you are stupid or under the age of 16.
>>28588917
>i-i don't care! i'm not being manipulated! t-that's not what this is about!
>>28588997
It about not wanting to get my lungs caked with literal dog shit
op here
idk i kind of like the smell of smoke. i dont like, love it, but sometimes it's nice.also it's good for s-social situations. h-heh
>>28588330
these are supposedly upper-class chinese cigarettes favored by businessmen and communist officials. so, um, yay ig uess?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunghwa_(cigarette)
>>28589048
>literal
Why do millenials love misusing this word?
>>28589048
do you eat junk food?
yes, you do.
do you know how bad it is for you?
yes, you do.
do you know it will significantly decrease your lifespan?
yes, you do.
do you do it anyway?
yes, you do.
do you demonize it and make shitposting accusations about it?
no, you don't.
why?
because there aren't wealthy people of jewish descent behind the scenes waging a silent war against it
>>28589253
l hate junk food
wish us had fruit flavored cigs tho
>>28588493
>>28588855
my parents and i were poor as fuck and i remember them going through withdrawal every other week so we could eat
i don't care about your le joos meme, but that's enough to convince me that smoking is for fucking morons and should be banned completely
>>28589289
No anon, it was just your parents who were fucking morons.
>>28589289
have you considered that the issue here isn't the cigarettes but the fact that your parents were trying to raise a kid without the financial means to do so?
>>28588281
If you want, otherwise don't. Smoking is nice but it comes with lots of bad side effects.
>>28588997
So I have to smoke if I hate Jews? Your logic is retard tier I don't get it. like what all non smokers are puppets? I'm a smoke and I know I'm just a slave to the tobacco industry. We're all slaves dummy
>>28589253
kek you are delusional. so since Jews don't want us smoking cigarettes, op should just smoke the whole carton rite? bc there's really nothing wrong with smoking and no physical consequences to it, Jews just don't like that it's a successful industry rite guis?
>>28589377
>Yes goyim! Don't waste your money buying sticks of poison you burn away! You didn't want cancer anyway!
If you want to die faster then smoke
Yes, I highly suggest you do. Please do not listen to the idiot kids who are against smoking.
>>28589417
>>You didn't want cancer anyway!
i know
>Smokers will honestly defend their cancer stick habits
>ran away from my problems
>quit smoking
>just chill with my dog all day
smoking really is a bad habit, fellas
>>28588281
If it was chinese communist cigarettes I would smoke it
>>28589417
Lol what I spend so much money on cigs I just don't think I do it as "rebellion" against the Jews. I do it cuz I've been smoking for years
>>28589669
>I've wasted money for years and I'll be damned if I'm going to stop now!
>>28589417
>You didn't want cancer anyway!
Is this satire?
dude you guys think i odnt know cigarettes kill you faster?
we're on fucking /r9k/ do you really think i have anything to live for LOL
>>28589822
Wait what?? I want to quit and I've tried? Idk what youre trying to say?
>>28589253
i hate junk food. I am not retarded and can cook a decent meal for myself.
>>28588316
>Frylock?
good eye, senpai
Why would a robot care so much about their health to not want to have a small but effective escape from the feels and reality? When i feel particularly shitty i just light up and it numbs the feels for at least those couple of minutes.
>>28589289
"because my parents are shit people smoking should be banned"
>>28591139
Actually i would say they are good people. Most parents wouldnt have even considered dropping the cigs, the fact that they are willing to go through withdrawal to put food on the table is pretty great, considering how addictive cigs really are.
>>28588493
>buy ciggies
>taxed to fuck all
>taxes go to jews
Back at square one fucker. Only old people and juvenile delinquents think smoking is cool. You are an idiot for choosing to become addicted to a substance, and for want ng cancer.
