Flat chest or cow udders?
>>28588942
what a stupid question
why are you comparing cow udders to human breasts?
middleground a best
The wise man will choose both
>>28588942
Flat chest, obviously.
big chest tend to get all saggy and ugly, useless 2nd hand milk sacks
DELIC!OUS
>>28588942
You should appreciate what's laid in front of you, but I prefer DFC personally.
>>28588999
Exactly, anything from a B to an E cup is good
>>28588942
both because i'm not gay
>>28588942
>choose between two lolis
well....
>>28588942
Furano was best girl desu
>>28589028
Fat chests sag too but, since they never had any mass to them they just end up looking deflated and shit.
Upper-end of average sized master race.
Just enough to slide your cock between.
>>28589028
>big chest tend to get all saggy and ugly,
I don't know why everyone always says this. By the time this happens the girl will be old and unattractive anyway so I wouldn't like her anyway.
>>28589067
Flat chests*
obviously.
>>28589067
If it starts sagging then it's obviously not flat enough
>>28589012
Took the words out of my fucking mouth.
Proportions and face are much more important anyways. I do prefer normal to flat though for gf material though. I want a human looking girl lmao.
>when small tit-ed girls lie on their back in porn
>tfw there are men that prefer cowtits the most
>tfw there are men that prefer dfc the most
>tfw literally no one prefers average mediocre tits
I don't have a feeling.
>flat chests stay perky all the time and make clothing look cute
>cowtits may sag but are big enough to still look arousing and appealing
>the middleground just ends up a saggy, average, matronly mess, like fried eggs hanging from a nail
!!!!!!!A CUP MASTER RACE!!!!!!!
>>28589102
Of course you'd say that, you're literally fucking gay.
>>28589162
What are entry level cow tits?
C ?
>all these high test meatheads
Every intelligent man knows dfc is objectively better.
>>28589208
oh no, I've been found outDFC is still better you utter sucker
>>28589233
If you can buy your bra at a regular store, you don't have cowtits.
Entry level cowtits start at F (DDD) cup (the last two rows on this chart). Until you reach H though, you're not actually that big desu and thus nothing to be admired.
>>28589261
Keep bragging about how "DFC" doesn't sag while you're sucking man dick and fondling his man-chest.
Fuck you,ginseng
>>28589303
What do the letters mean again? I understand that 34 or 36 means chest circumference.
>>28589357
I will after am done with your dadBrad
>>28588942
>flat chest
>woman
they little boys with vaginas
>>28589398
I'm not Brad, I don't know who that is (unless you mean the ugly Frog who used to post his face a lot), but I've figured out a lot about you because you felt you were important enough to trip.
>>28589403
>implying we care as long as it's cute
>>28589385
The band size (number) is the area around the ribcage and the cup size (letter) is calculated relative to the band size, by measuring around the actual chest at the wide part.
The cup size of a bra will change depending on the band size. So a 40D will be a really huge cup with a lot of area for the breast to sit, and a wide band. A 28D will be a small band and a shallow cup. 28A will be a similar band size to 28D, but practically no room in the cup.
That's why something like a 32F = 34E = 36D. As the band size increases, the room in the cup also increases.
Generally wearing the smallest possible bandsize ensures the best fit and comfort. Anything other than that squishes your breasts a lot.
Pic related gives you the relative dimensions of each cup size but honestly is kind of shit because this isn't how anyone's bewbies sit.
>>28589453
that's fine, anyone can take someones filename or trip and then use desu storage, it's all out there I assume.I am flattered you noticed me though, it must mean am doing a good job
>>28589654
I was just looking for a reason to disregard your shit taste and got kind of caught up expecting there to be something more compromising if I kept looking but you're kind of a generic doj fellater and anime ERP poster aren't you?
Disappointing.
COWTITS FOREVER MUHFUGGAS
>>28589654
it's because you have shit taste you gay homosexual faggot pedophile
also "muzzy" --> muslim --> gay homosexual faggot pedophiles
I love me some delicious flat chest.
thighs/ass > tits
Flat chest is the only Truth in the world.
>>28588942
average>small>big>flat>cow udders
>>28589704
so you can't attack my argument directly then, I guess this just proves how DFC is better.
>>28589907
Ass-holes (get it) are almost as bad as dfc lovers for how annoyingly gay they are to be honest. This is a thread about female secondary sex characteristics not boipucci you stupid faggot
>>28589907
I like larger tits (but not unusually large) and I agree with you on this desu.
>she wears a skirt and thigh highs
>the thigh highs bunch up causing the flesh just below the panty line to spill over a little
>grab the juicy thighs and part them to reveal a butthole barely covered by panties
Perfect.
>>28589973
Not really. A lack of evidence isn't an evidence of a lack.
I want to have cowtits and let anons grope them and cum inside me over and over again!
I like all tits except pancake.
Also flat chest only works on asians. Trash on anyone else.
It's all about dem legs, OP.
Cow udders
+ more likely to have loads of babies
+ more outwardly feminine behavior
+ smarter on average
- more likely to spend frivolously
-more likely to attract sexist and violent men
-back pain
-more likely to attract poor men
-sagging with age
-breast cancer
-sluttier on average
Flat chest
+ Youthful look
+ More intense orgasms and easier to stimulate
+ Richer men prefer them
+ More sexually submissive
- Lower fertility
- Smaller proportions
- More tomboyish tendencies
Seeking cowtits gf
Please respond
>>28590099
>+ smarter on average
I have opposite experience. I don't know why, but all really busty girls I have ever talked with were dumb as fuck.
Sad. Very, very sad.
>>28590099
you're so fucking retarded jesus christ
>>28590099
CHESTLET PROPAGANDA ALERT
CHESTLET PROPAGANDA ALERT
>>28590062
it sure is. Not like those deformed monstrosities in your pic, though.
>>28590062
she's photoshopped them, look at the widest parts of the thighs, gross, just date a man if you want someone with legs like that
>>28590160
It's not that they're stupid
But being desired for your tits makes you neglect mental pursuits
Hmm at first I want to choose oppai so that I can bully and degrade her for being a fat disgusting tit cow. But then I think I could also bully and degrade DFC for being such a plain stick shaped flat chested girl.
Both are fine choices I think but more importantly is the butt.
>>28590187
*tips fedora*
I agree
What a knave
>>28590024
>those pubes
>>28590760
Eh, at least it's not a forest. I prefer bald or trimmed, but I can deal with it.tfw this one factually has no curves but makes me rock solid anyway
