>be me
>outside
>step on slug
>rip slug
>mfw
>be me
>not being happy, but neither sad
>blissfully ignorant
>remind myself that I suck
>...
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>>28588081
>riding bicycle
>caterpillars and snails all over the sidewalk
>be me
that's about it
this happened a week ago:
>driving down the road outside my neighborhood
>suddenly there's a turtle in front of my car
>HOLY SHIT I CAN'T SWERVE THERE'S CARS IN THE OTHER LANE MAYBE I CAN TRY TO MAKE HIM PASS BETWEEN MY TIRES
>it's useless
>crush turtlebro
>look in rearview mirror
>see a bloody mess
>goodnight sweet prince
>take a different route home so i didn't have to see his corpse on the road and be reminded of what i had done
>saturday afternoon
>walking on sidewalk, dog tries to cross street
>gets run over by car, car owner parks car on other sidewalk and goes to check dog
>dogbro gets run over by a motorcyclist
>>28588081
>ffs step on a frog and it's guts come out of its mouth
>>28588277
why not just stop the car?
you fucknig faggot shit eating bastard!
>Dream is to go to Estonia
>Can only afford trip to Latvia
>>28588526
> be me
> realize I've been on this site way to long seeing JLH post.
> reminisce about the times anon would collectively shit on JLH
Not sad, but not happy either.
>>28588594
>dream is to go anywhere
>can only afford a trip nowhere
>Heading to a friends place for drinks
>Living in out of town, driving through a farming area
>Dog runs out of car in front of me
>Driver slams into it at 80ish kmh
>Goes under the wheel, keep driving
>Driver pulls over 500 meters later
>Keep driving to friends place while thinking about who its owners were, what the dog looked like and how devastated they would be
>>28588081
Slugs are nasty. I say good job mate!
>be me, 14
>walking to the shop to buy mum a bottle of milk
>see a queue of traffic caused by a man in the road
>wonder what he's doing
>walk over
>he's waving a metal torch around, hitting something
>wtf.gif
>get closer and see he's bashing the brains out of a cat that was hit by a car but didn't die >entrails everywhere
>man striking the cat bursts into tears because cat won't die
>mfw cat died in agony