>Order pizza
>Check online and see the driver is named Melissa
>tfw had to pretend like I wasn't home and won't get to eat anything for dinner tonight because of my anxiety around women
Why are there female pizza delivery drivers in the first place? Can't they just camwhore or live off of their boyfriend's job money instead?
>>27567305
That sounds like some fucking bad anxiety you got there bud, shouldn't you get Valium for that?
>Can't even go outside to buy my groceries anymore because of my anxiety
>>27567305
Leave money taped to door with a sign that reads take the money leave the pizza
>>27567343
this is a painful one
>>27567305
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>>27567431
Wh-Why are we all girls? Is Hiro-Moot trying to scare me even here on /r9k/ where it's supposed to be safe?
>>27567455
>tfw even this post was a girl
>tfw my post will be a girl too
>>27567488
Lets keep up the streak :-^)
>M-m-muh anxiety
>>27568437
Finally a guy
>>27568485
I'm not your friend buddy.
