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Daily general. Postlewdbitsand play overwatch etc
anyone here live on the gold coast?i'm not gay
It's a cold one and I'm all comfy in my cave. Best feel ever
>>29314155
Sorry anon, vicfag here. Should be a few qldanons about though.
>>29314337
agreed, anon, comfycaves are bestcaves
Just had a cigarette with a coffee outside on the porch, breeze was coming along, no one was home yet.
Winfield Red + Taste Flow Filter = Best
It's the simple things in life y'know? Simple shit like that keep me going, bout to load up some Witcher 3 and become comfy.
just got back from seeing warcraft
had way too much alliance dicksucking and there were a few lore inaccuracies but it was still rather enjoyable for the most part
>tfw seeing durotan, doomhammer, blackhand, hellscream, bladefist and deadeye all in the same room
never has so much badassery been in one place at one time
I can't decide what to do with my afternoon. I made like a big list of jobs, big and small, I need to do but I think I'd rather jsut make a cup of tea and play Stardew ValleyMy gf is baking a cafe
>>29314644
>My gf is baking a cafe
is this slang for a terrorist activity?
>>29314661
I'm thinking of sneaking a photo of her doing it (nothing lewd) but I know she wouldn't approve being posted on 4chans, even if I hide her face.
>>29314661
the rhinocerous is in the ballpark
don't let this thread die
surely there are some ausfags out there
>>29314851
Some, yeah, these threads normally dont peak until like 8-9pm since most ausbots are normies, but I try to keep them up as best I can.
i just woke up and will be doing the same thing i always do. r9k, watching streams, drowning myself in alcohol, r9k, overwatch, more alcohol, visiting various random internet sites to learn things, might read a book, cry myself to sleep at about 10 am.
I'm going to see this tonight: http://www.circusoz.com/
>>29314121
Overwatch is shit.
>>29314713
Do it fampai.
>>29314941
what streams anon?
>>29314971
destinynobully
>>29315060
Not bad anon, although I can't watch it with you or I'd be all confused ;_;
i've been out of the loop for the longest time
what's all this i keep hearing about microsoft/xbox being kill?
>>29315102
What is it with girls and wearing Ugg boots in public? I mean I wear uggs inside but Jesus dude.
>>29315102
Comfy kitchen.
4chan strips exif itself though man. Except on /p/
>>29315087
what do you mean?originalio
>>29315114
>our kitchen
>public
>>29315132
Really? That's good to know.
>>29315136
Yeah I know that but I'm just saying as a general observation.
>>29315114
I'm jealous tbqh. Uggs are comfy as hell. I'm wearing some right now, but I never wear them outside.
>>29315152
Yeah. Too many people getting doxxed caused moot to do that I guess.
How bad has the chink situation gotten down there? I grew up in Melbourne but left in '08, visited once a few years ago and they had taken over all housing there. I assume they migrate most to the southeast though. I would like to live a comfy life in aus but frankly I need some sort of life that has values besides money or status, and aus has only those.
>>29314155
straight male here
yes
>>29314614
Sounds ridiculously comfy for some reason
>>29315301
pretty bad, pretty much all auctions are being bought by chinks. In my area property is nearing 6 figures which is huge considering my parents took the mortgage for ~350k about 6 years ago. At least they bring decent food and products in the chinese groceries.t. poorfag chink ethnic from elsewhere
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it's hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh noone
>>29315498
Disgusting, absolutely deplorable
>>29315511
balls, doe
i am a hetrosexual male in my early 30's and i genuinely see no point to being married and popping out kids, let alone entering into a relationship again with proven untrustworthy members of the opposite sex, all they do is bitch, moan and backstab. If there is something wrong - it is your fault - you must become a slave to the vagina or are impeding womens rights.
This is the reason the birth rate is in decline rev up them immigrations!
gg ausfailia gg
>>29316104
There isn't one, unless you just want to be another cog in the wheel, be miserable for 40 more years, then die unacomplished and unfulfilled
dailies are cancer, you're all redditors
>>29316489
Everyones a reditor, anon, only derpy memelords call eachother shit like that as an insult.
>>29316489
generals are cancer on every board
>>29316497
>derpy
>nounlords
add me pls
papafog #1306
talk to me and play :,(
>tfw went outside wearing female panties for the first time today
eventhough nobody could see them it felt so lewd
>>29316552
will add ya after I eat dinner anon. What characters do you like to play?
>>29316567
cute, pics of them?
>>29316572
mcree senpai
i asked an australian female, early 20s, brown hair quite attractive, if she wanted to have have sex
she told me that i wasn't her type
i asked for her number and she told me to fuck off, then i cried in front of her
>>29316567
hurry up and get a plug you slutit feels even lewder when you bend over
>>29316596
At least you had the balls m8
>>29314155
Oh shit waddup bro
Coolangatta reporting in
>>29316611
how do plugs feel?
it's not fair that women can walk around with a vibrating egg in their panties and nobody would know but guys can't walk around with self jerking onaholes
>>29316611
Agreed, I have a comfy af plug, not that I wear it really since I'm a top, but it's awesome for wearing under clothes and stuff.
>>29316638
If you get a good general use one, they're comfy af. Most of the normal ones are just sorta too stretchy and awkward though, although I guess size queens love them. A nice, slim, flush comfy plug that you can slide in while you fap and feel yourself tightening and squeezing around it is godly though.
>>29315114
Where do you live? I never see girls in Uggs.
>>29315301
Yeah, pretty bad. I'd say 50% of students at uni are Asian, and the property market is still dominated them. It's starting to very slightly die down now.
>>29316596
This is sad desu.
>>29316638
depends on the plugbut in general it feels like you are being fucked with every step
if it wasn't for mycagei would be hard constantly with it in
>>29316678
f-fugg, postcage and plug pls
>Be in Australia
>Decide to go outside for first time in months
>Walking down the street, heading to a billabong I like
>Suddenly, cop pulls his ute out from the middle of no where, steps out of the car
>Says "m8 are you off to play some cricket"
>Tell him "no", don't know how to play
>He arrests me for not meeting my daily cricket quota from for the past 5 years
>Charged for neglecting my sportsmanship, judge sentences me to rehabilitation
>Have to help out local little athletics with cricket for the next year
>Every day I put the wickets out and help coach the kids
>Afterwards, we have a barbecue and the police come around to check the sausages are cooked properly
>Have beer with the police, tell them I like big boobs
>They let me go home early for the day
Not a bad day today, desu
>>29316688
i don't post pics sorrybut its a black rubber one kinda looks like a anchor and i have cb6k itspink
>>29316675
i go to auckland uni in nz, i'd say 75% of the students are asian
>>29316661
>>29316678
sounds good, i think i'd only want a small one i don't want some ruined asshole and have to wear nappies
>exam in 3 days
>still haven't started studying
>tfw HD on every assignment but exam is worth 80%
Why am I still here?
>>29316715
post pick or your family will call younegorfor the rest of your life
>>29316715
pink cb6's are the qtest.https://www.amazon.com/Booty-Call-Rocker-Black-Butt/dp/B00A5BI6ZKis the best plug I've ever used, it's nice and small so it's super comfy, can literally sleep in it and stuff.
>>29316725
Yeah honestly, I'd recomend finding the one above somewhere in Aus.
>>29316725
get a small and a medium one
unless you use fist size or above you won't ruin your ass
>>29315114
why do females always have to imply they're female or reference themselves in some way when posting on this board? why couldn't you just say, 'what is it with girls and wearing ugg boots in public'? and leave out the other bit
>>29316740
my plug is kinda like that
a tad bit thicker and doesn't do that weird slim thing at the end
>>29316732
tfw A- average on all my assignments which are worth 40% in total
>>29316579
Ah yeah, I play him on a few maps, tend to mix it up though. The nerf is really gonna hurt doe, no more bursting reinhearts and hogs.
>>29316757
Yeah, the slim/fat bits let it sit properly, just means you have to have it rotated the right way
Are any of you anons talking about plugs straight? Where can I find straight men that are into ass play tho?
hey fags, I made this for you, yeah it's as shitty as your dicks but maybe you could shoop a dingdong in there
>tfw everyone always abandons me on overwatch
time to an hero desu
>>29316799
go offline more u homo piese of poop
>>29316789
find one that is open minded?
probably some fetish site i guess
is fetlife still active?
you could find a bi guy too that would work
>>29316799
post tag
>>29316789
bi, not sure if that counts.
>>29316832
yeah fets pretty popular still, but it's not really aimed at finding hookups and stuff so much as being involved with the kink community, whatever that means
>tfw you aren't even gay but women don't acknowledge your existence so you are edging closer and closer to becoming prison gay
>>29316902
that's how it all starts, anon.
>>29316902
>tfw you will never slowly break a anon down till he craves nothing but cock
>>29316809
I-im on overwatch ... playing alone
>>29316925
b-because you ran away again
>>29316931
stop bullying me
i hate this why do i try
>>29316964
:3
you better not ditch me when I get on my desktop again in half an hour
>>29315301
SE Melb here chinks are buying up entire streets in my area (3204) and converting them to apartments, it's fucking disgusting. At least they stick to themselves though could be worse.
Havent spoken to a female in months, even beta orbiting seems appealing at this point, the female jew is irresistible i NEED female presence
Tell me about sluts from Logan.
>tfw no qt bf to fuck kangaroos with
Typical ausfeels desu
any brisanons wanna go to a brothel with me? i don't want to go alone
>>29317047
>tfw dicking kangapouch
feelsgoodman
>>29316552
added, I think.
anyone watching any anime lately?
>>29317248
Not much the past month, gonna watch more tonight I think.
I don't really keep up with current seasons or anything.
I haven't showered since friday
Any other NEETs or weirdos in brisbane want to go nightwalking tonight?
If not how about just dinner or something?
>>29317248
I recently started watching Hidamari Sketch and it's pretty great
>>29317359
why don't you go have a shower anon?
>>29317365
i watched the first season of that earlier this year and loved it
going to have to do the rest some time soon
i also watched the first "season" 49/201 i think it is episodes of gintama and still have to finish that but my mate still has my HDD
>>29314628
I'm going to watch this tomorrow night, fucking keen as!
>>29317483
END YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>29317503
>warcraft
>normie
i mean i know "nerd culture" is the in thing right now but jesus christ cut him some slack
i've been playing wow since 2005 and back then you didn't tell anyone you were playing it or you would be instantly ostracized from your social circle
>>29317528
>warcraft
>not normie
What world do you live in?
>>29317528
It's got a huge budget film release mate
>>29317534
i dropped out of school and society in 2006 so i live in the world 10 years ago
i refuse to watch game of thrones on principle that shit would not have been near as successful if it had come out 15 years ago
>>29317503
So going to the movies makes me a normie? Get fucked m8
>>29317576
>that shit would not have been near as successful if it had come out 15 years ago
You mean right when everyone was obsessed with lord of the rings?
>>29317576
>i refuse to watch game of thrones on principle that shit would not have been near as successful if it had come out 15 years ago
This comment alone means you should understand just how normie WoW is now.
>>29317586
>>29317528
>love heart background
>wearing a red dress
HE HAS A GF YOU DOLTS
>>29317589
that was a one off based on one of the most popular books in existence
you still didn't have people lining up to play the latest elderscrolls game at the time (morrowind)
compare that to skyrim
>>29317576
>i live in the world 10 years ago
I'm from 2009 myself.
Times are changing.
>>29317597
And that matters why?
>>29314644 admitted to having a gf as well and no one booty blasted him
>>29317593
>now
yes i know it is "now"
but back in 2005 it wasn't normie in the slightest
how long since you last wore a flanny?
>>29316923
I want to taste a benis but i don't want to be a girl or be fucked
What do?
>>29314644
>gf
Don't post on /r9k/ please.
>>29317597
maybe he has abf
>>29317359
Not if you're gonna stink up the place m8..
>>29317684
not since primary school i think. had a red one in year 6. it went well with my middle part hairstyle. sucks to be balding now cant into hairstyles.
>>29317700
stretch till you can such your own.
>>29317757
Eh I've done that (not all of it but the head and a bit more) and its not the same I want to make please another person until they can't stand it and throat fuck me until they came.
>tfw you are so desperate you will gladly gf a ugly fat girl but even they don't want to know you
>>29317684
>flanny
It's flanno, ya fuckn drongo
>>29317799
how hard can it be to find a fag who wants a blowjob? go to your local gay bar and literally say to someone "want a blowjob?"
>>29317799
Not me but yeah it's more about pleasing another person
>>29317846
both are acceptable ya flamin galah
>>29317837
fat is where i draw the line. it may be delusional of me but i actually have a standard.
>>29317881
my standard is have a vagina and don't be meth addict tier ugly
i'd even go as far as fucking a 50 year old
>>29317905
>i'd even go as far as fucking a 50 year old
im not really attracted to older women but some women can remain feminine and pretty even into their 50s. dont know if i would be able to get hard for a 50 year old though. do you fap to milf porn?
>>29317990
I could get hard over just about anything I don't think I would have a problem fucking an older woman.
>>29317905
>tfw MILF fetish
>tfw don't even care what a girl looks like as long as our personalities mesh well together
>>29317998
even if she had a dry, roast beef vagina?
>>29318007
so you would pump a friendly land whale?
>>29318022
Just lube that fucker up and away we go
>>29318029
I'd have no reason not to.I'm also a landwhale so that might be why
>>29317990
i fap to whatever comes to mind at the time
i'm so far gone at this point i just need to nut inside a vagina before i lose my sanity
>>29318077
i would never go (cause im too scared of stds) but theres always prostitutes if youre desperate.
>>29318057
im over weight myself but there come a point when a women gets so fat she loses her femininity and is no longer attractive. guess beggars cant be choosers however. if a fatty came onto me really hard maybe id just go for it.
Holy fuck. Trying to get out of robotdom is too fucking hard
>>29318108
oh don't worry i consider that multiple times every day
it's my anxiety that prevents me. stds aren't a problem because it's all regulated by law the girls are tested monthly
it's the judgement and the resentment i'd feel. plowing a girl as she looks back at me with these dead eyes wishing she was literally anywhere else but beneath me
my confidence is already shattered to shit i couldn't handle a fucking prostitute of all women feeling disgust in me
>>29318151
It's not really a beggars can't be choosers thing, I just value personality a lot and don't really care a whole lot about looks.
Being fat all my life also means that I'm not turned off of fat bodies the same way people who were never fat are.
I might have cucked myself into a corner out of loneliness or something I guess.I just want a gf who's fat as well so we can be each others motivation to lose weight.
>>29318170
ever tried psychedelics. maybe you will have an epiphany.
>>29318202
i can see youve thoroughly considered it. yeah anxiety is my biggest problem in life atm. it really sucks. i would be worried about getting herpes at least from them. they probably dont get checked for that. why not save up a bit and see a more upscale escort who would put in some effort to make you feel special rather than just going to the local brothel down the road for the basic service?
>>29318208
Its not enough. Im at a stage where Im self-defeating so a subconscious part of me has given up. But i know if i can manage to change, ill get out of is mindset. The hard part though is achieving this change.
>>29318206
you should troll online dating sites for some local fatties.
>>29318286
i just can't justify the money for a real high class escort
so much money on a one time thing is insane, i'm not a wagekek so i don't have a whole lot of disposable income
personally i'm a massive weeb and have been trying to plan a trip to japan for years so i can't go blowing potential plane tickets on pussy
i've been looking on some websites and i can get in some and finally get it over with for a cool $100
i know i shouldn't care what a literal whore thinks but i'm just so far gone at this point i feel like a piece of glass getting ready to shatter
i'd feel better if it was a girl of color because she is literally some filthy whore who came from overseas looking to please white cock but i bet even fob monkeys would still be disgusted by me
>>29318296
you seem pretty introspective. recognizing the problem is the start of finding a solution. if only part of you has given up it still means that another part of you hasnt yet.
>>29318350
would you pay for some squishy time in japan. youll be able to brag that you are a sex tourist. white cock might seem exotic for a japanese whore. she might get a kick out of it.
>>29318447
>japan
>white cock being exotic
honestly i could die happy if i even get to have sex with a japanese woman but i just don't know how to go about it
a lot of the legit places the japanese women don't fuck gaijins and the more seedy places the women are usually chinese and korean
sure the average guy would ask what's the difference but i want pure honorable aryan nip pussy not filthy inbred chink/gook pussy
>saved up $55k from neetbux
>been wanting to go to a brothel in the past 6 months.
Should i do it? Or will i slowly become a regular patron and wash my enitre savings into asian whores?
I saved up all this time so i can have the capital to change my life around
>>29318560
I don't believe you managed to save $55k from government benefits. Are you 60 or something?
>>29318480
>not filthy inbred chink/gook pussy
you cant research it? you could ask in the japan threads on /int/ if anyone can recommend a place. i dont actually mind chinese and korean girls and to tell you the truth i probably wouldnt be able to tell the difference.
Sorry overwatch bros. I got sick of dying constantly. We could tinychat later if you want tho
thanks for overwatch anons, that was a lot of fun
>>29318560
damn. howd you save so much. have you tried dating sites? you have enough cash to have a gf.
>>29318624
maybe, not sure if I'm too tired to shave and stuffs
>>29318589
Well im 26 and ive been on centrebux since the day i was able to receive youth allowance.
My largest expense is my 1/3 contribution towards bills
Ive spent approx $500 on clohes in the last 5 years.
I dont buy luxuries. No video games, no junk food only staples.
It's a miserbale existence, saving the way i did. You just exist, you don't really live.
Also i lost $10,000 to forex in 2008-2011. So yeh. Couldve used that money on other things. Investing is clearly beyond a neet like me.
Im really tempted to get into bitcoins though. Even though, on peinciple, I shouldn't
>>29318670
>invest your entire $55k savings into bitcoin in 2012 when it was $2 a coin.
>sell today
>net worth $17 million.
If only.
>tfw not a single pair of lewdbits ITT
>ausfeel
>britfeel
>fembot feel
>blackbot feel
FUCK OFF
>>29318698
;-;
maybe some qt twink will post pics again?
>>29318670
JUST PUT HALF YOUR SAVINGS INTO BITCOINS WHEN IT CRASHES AGAIN.
>>29318701
INFP reporting in. this makes me cry.
>>29318698
i tried taking a dick pic but i've been drinking and couldn't get hard
i haven't jerked off in over 24 hours so i might try and take a picture tomorrow morning while i have raging hard on
>>29318670
Centerlink is like 6k - 8k a year so if we assume you received it at 15 that's ~$66k minimum. Your story is plausible, its just that no one is crazy enough to save like you.
Btw, have you looked at buying property before? There are nice houses in Tasmania for 50 - 70k (you could talk a place down from 70 to 50 if you're paying in cash.) Would be a good place to move if you're a shut-in instead of paying rent or living with parents.
>>29318724
b-but I don't post them here T.T
who /melburn/ here?
3083 reporting in
>>29318670
you should hire a top class whore just to try it once. treat yourself after saving so much and living so plainly.
Any Brisboiz got any moda? Shit was cash but the site I was ordering from vanished
>>29318752
3068.origidig
>>29318758
not the guy you replied to but i honestly feel i deserve to treat myself to some fresh off the line 18 yo pussy after going sexless through my teens and early 20s
age of consent is 16 i wonder if there is any loop holes i could get around without "soliciting" a minor for sex
like i left a wad of cash lying about my pad and she jacked it when i wasn't looking
>>29318752
Yeah bruv,
Moved here at the start of the year to start a new job. Was hoping this is the year i would finaly lose my virginity but looks like thats not happening. Still a 26 year old virgin.
JUST
>>29318742
Nah senpai Centrelink is $500 per 2 weeks for Newstart. So its 13k a year.
Youth allowance is 8k a year.
No man im not investing into anything. I need the money to return to normie hood. Theres no way i can change my life around if i have to work AND get out of robotdom at the same time.
I might quit centrelink soon since they've been so difficult on job seekers in the past year.
Im hoping before my bank account reaches $0 I should have already become a normie. Right now im looking into buying Nootropics.
>>29318795
You would still have committed statutory rape though you retard
>>29318795
I think Kings Cross, Sydney, has some underaged whores.
>>29316636
Hey brah still here? Which school did you to?
>>29318815
it's legal to have sex with a 16 year old it's just not legal to pay a 16 year old for sex
my arguement is i had some loose cash lying around my house and she took it "without my consent"
surely you can't prove i paid her for sex if i never directly handed her or told her to take the money because technically that would be theft if she took it without me giving it to her
>>29318805
You dont need $55k to become a normie. Although it would be a disservice to your efforts if you went to a hooker.
>>29318795
>age of consent is 16
so can you legally have sex with a 16 year old in australia if youre over 18? ive never been clear on the laws.
>>29318840
This isn't the USA, no one will give a fuck if pay a 16 year old for sex, so it's unlikely a bait set up by police. Australia isn't as prude as ameriprudes. We have bigger crime problems like drugs.
>>29318805
Seems like a huge waste anon. You could use that money to escape the rat race but instead you want to use it to become more of a normie. I guess to each their own
>>29318880
Yes, in NSW at least. Unless youre in a position of authority over that person. E.g. Teacher.
>>29318804
fuck some whores?
>>29318892
so if i wasnt such a loser i could be getting highschooler pussy right now, legally? well fuck.
>>29318897
Where? How?
And i dont want to lose my virginity to a prostitute.
>>29318958
Just save up and fly to romania, ukraine, russia or some eastern european country for glorious underage aryan pussy.
It shouldnt be too hard if you have a full time job
>>29318883
Cmon anon, how can a 26 year old escape the rat race long enough with just $55k?
The Buddha offered two practices to bring balance to a mind agitated by lust and attachment to the body.
One method is to visualize the process of aging, death, and decay. As if using time-lapse photography, picture the object of your attachment, be it another person or yourself, growing older and older. Use your knowledge of the process of aging, and add great detail to the changing image: the skin sags, wrinkles develop, and then wrinkles upon wrinkles, coloration becomes sallow, the inner organs wither and fail... and let that visualized process continue through death to the decay and ultimate dispersion of every last trace of the body.
A second method is to contemplate in great detail the true makeup of the body. Note and visualize the various tissues and fluids - blood, pus, phlegm, mucus, semen, urine, muscle, tendon, cartilage, bone, skin, fat, etc.. Use your knowledge of the substances that make up the body, and be meticulously thorough in noting and picturing them.
The aim is not to see the body only as disgusting, much less to apply a negative moral judgment to the body or our attachment to it. The aim is to bring balance to a mind that has gone overboard in glorifying the body without seeing it for what it really is. The practice looks more deeply and honestly into the object of attachment. "What is it that I'm really attached to here?"
Not by any means the only ways, but two tools passed down by the Buddha that you might find useful.
>>29314121
Who /canberra/ here?I'm not gay
>>29319018
1. Get an autism diagnosis.
2. Get on disability bux.
3. Use savings to buy a cheap house.
4. Move to house
5. Use disability bux for Internet and food. Laugh while wagies pay for everything.
>>29319045
>not gay
cmon anon don't you want a twink to suck your dick?
Any ausbots working a full time job?
Minimum wage is $656.90 a week.
Doesn't seem too bad for 38 hours of work.
T. Never worked more than 8 hours a week in his life.
>>29319051
or
become a carer
1k a fortnight
and you can share rent with the person you care for
>>29319045
Going there in about three weeks actually
Straight male
>>29318971
>Where? How?
there are brothels all over the place where i live. mostly asian ones. ive never been but im sure its something easily researched.
>And i dont want to lose my virginity to a prostitute.
what if you find a cute teen prostitute?
>>29318560
Buy a franchise business. You can either buy a fresh territory from scratch or buy one with a few clients (if a franchisee wants to sell badly enough) for that money.
Seriously, if you have any small amount of motivation and entrepreneurial spirit it's a fantastic purchase.
>>29319074
>>29319045
you two should meet up andhold hands
>>29319104
This isn't a bad idea but I don't know any franchises that can be bought for only 55k. I looked into this myself and they all require significant investments, desu. Alternative idea: he could buy property in Tasmania for 55k and rent out the property to normies for an 8 - 11% return per year. Then maybe use that weekly rent to pay off a loan for another house that's rented out as well.
There's a lot you can do with 55k and if you're on centerlink you really need to use it wisely.
>>29319104
Running a business without necessary capital especially for a neet is bad news. $55k isnt going to get you anything. And where would he find other people to combine their capital with? He's a neet afterall
Any QUT robots here? How's everyone's studying going?
>>29319109
l e w dlewdlewd
>>29318995
i dont have a full time job and i wouldnt want to break any laws but im part ukrainian and would love to fugg qt ukrainian girls. to anxious to ever travel though.
>>29319145
but yeah really
you two should meet upyou don't even have to do anything lewd
>>29319163
n-not me, I'm just a melbfaggit ;_;
>>29319156
Trust me anon fly is pretty fun for a first timer. The best part is when the plane accelerates then takes off while you feel that glorious g-force.
Then the remaining flight is a bore.
>>29319109
>>29319145
>>29319163
Eh I've never been there and can't navigate a big city for shit (coming from a mini industrial city), but I'd probably be up with just hanging out with nswfag if the circumstances allow it.
>>29319065
yeah i work part time too. sucks being poor. living shits expensive.
>>29319201
*actfag, whoops. Same thing though
>>29319071
>and you can share rent with the person you care for
i dont think i will ever know this feel.
d-does any one live near byron bay ;---------; kill me now, most normie place in australia
question to straight anons
if a boy like pic related, offered to suck your cock
would you accept?if he offered his ass would you fuck it? with a condom of course
>>29319248
Na I ain't no poofta
>>29319244pls you could live in rural qld like me
this is true normie Territory
>>29319248
no I'm no degenerate.
>>29319248
of course i fucking would
he looks cute as fuck
i'd like to suck him too tho
>>29319248
Absolute disgust
Fjrhfhf
>>29319262
Where abouts? Cq here
>>29319268
>>29319276
>>29319260
why not though?
you don't even have to look at him if you want
>>29319286
Yea but you can feel God looking at you
>>29319278south burnett here
>>29319197
>feel that glorious g-force
its not the flight that would make me anxious its the whole being in a foreign country where no one speaks english and theres no public toilets part.
>>29319290
cmon anon
do you think god really cares what hole you stick your dick into?
>>29319244
just move to melb melb already you cumslut
>>29319248
Oh my god yes what a qt
>>29319248
please, I'd breed that cute fucker 5 times a day.
>>29319295
Ah nice, yea I'm not really rural but it's not a big city, especially since the boom ended and all the jobs flew away lolgladstone
>>29319248
are you sure thats a boy?
>>29319341
yes its a boy
>>29319313
Yes /lgbt/ shill
>>29319286
I just cant accept the fact that i was so desperate to get my dick wet that i had to go for a guy. If i ever reach this point I'd rather go to a brothel.
>>29319132
>>29319140
I'm not talking about expensive franchises like dominos etc. I'm talking about cheap ones like Jim's where you start with basically nothing.
I bought and am running a franchise.
>>29319353
/lgbt/ is a shithole
but god would hate you sticking your dick into anything outside of marriage anyway
are you married anon?
if not are you a virgin?
>>29319350
>tfw no qt friend to seduce me
>>29319363
well imagine you are at home
kinda horny
about to fap
and he shows up
offering to be your cocksleeve
why wouldn't you accept?
>>29319298
Oh shit, you're right anon. If you dont have anyone with you. You're definitely going to be clueless.
Maybe you could join a child sex tourism group. I wouldnt know how to look for one though
>>29319380
>tfw no qt friend to invite over for games and movies. Then cuddles, then groping and grinding...and then other stuff...
>>29319370
Unmarried and of course a virgin
The One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church is the only way to go
>>29319406
eh
enjoy your brainwashing
>mfw you die and nothing happens because you are dead
>>29319385
No, it's too fucking gross
>>29319248
>tfw no vicbot to turn into a boyslut like this
>>29319369
Anon, would a lazy neet like me having the discipline to stay consistent for more than a few days?
If I wasn't such a unmotivated neet i would already be a normie right now not know what r9k is
>>29319417
Yea but I get a free bit of wine and small bread waifer every Sunday, so who's really the loser here? Plus it's Jesus too so that's neat
>>29319422
weird
i don't think i will never understand straight guys
its ok for a girl to give you a blowjob? but a guy is gross?
if anything the guy would give a better blowjob cause his mouth is biggerbi master race
>>29319397
>sex tourism group
that would be against australian law. i would never break the law. i just want to date a cute year 12 hottie.
>>29319417
May the Lord find you someday and save you from the evil perpetuated by modern nihilistic "culture".
>>29319406
>>29319468
Fighting the good fight my brother.
>>29319468
but i get to bang a qt boy on the weekends
and drink and eat with him
>>29319472
>bi master race
>tfw still alone
>>29319317
anon, can I live with you ;-------;
>>29319492
>he thinks god exists
you need to see a therapist anon
those delusions aren't healthy
>>29319369
Nice, would be interested to hear about your experiences with franchising. How much did you start off with? How did you get your first customers? Etc.
>>29319501
duh, but you know what form rent is gonna take, and I collect daily!
>>29319507
that's a lot more bleh than the first pic
>>29319472
dicks are gross and boys have dicks
>>29319480
Well, then i guess ill be going without a r9k buddy
>>29319472
>>29319498
>bi mustard race
>tfw too scared to do anything even though hook ups with guys are super easy to get because we're all sluts
>>29319507
He's a biological failure and a failure in the eyes of the Lord (and his parents)
>>29319492
Good to know some people aren't completely lost
>>29319516
its a different person
>>29319520
but the dick doesn't exist when he sucking your cock
>>29319533
I know it is, hence why it's less cute tho
also, shame, cos thedick is on of the best parts.
>>29319527
>biological failure
but anon we have ivf and all sorts of cool new tech
you can be gay and have a biological child now3 way ivf and stuff like that will allow you too have a child with your husband too
>tfw forgot to bring shaving cream here
i-is it still possible to shave my pubes without becoming a kike without it?
Lmao, this thread has took a degenerate turn.
>>29319556
>shaving cream here
where is here?
just go buy some
>>29319555
Okay cool. Now try having a kid without all your fancy widgets.
>>29319572
try having a kid without modern medicine?
chances are it will die before the age of 5 and your wife will too
tech>religion
>>29319570
/aus/ threads always do and I love it!
>>29319570
uhm, no it didn't, check out the OP
>>29319571
I'm housesitting, also not gonna go out at 11:30 with no car to buy stuff
