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Has anything ever happened to you like this fellow Robots?
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Has anything ever happened to you like this fellow Robots?

I'll greentext the full story if you guys want.
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>>29314110
Weird

Avoid that
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>>29314110
It's a trap!

Origamini
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>>29314110

This is asking for all sorts of trouble, OP...
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Bump, but like >>29314130 said

avoid that it will give you nothing but problems
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>>29314130
>>29314151
>>29314146

This was a while ago.
My dick has never shriveled up smaller than when some strange backwoods girl asked me to put the cream in her doughnut.

You'd be proud of me, anon.
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Trap, not worth it
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you like child support? because thats how you pay child support.
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Well... if this is even real here's how I would see it.

1. She wants betabux
Or
2. I get a lawyer and make this legitimate, spread my seed and die a happy neet
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Find some ugly ass homeless person give him a 20 to jizz into a bottle then give it to the girl
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>No strings attached

Until she decides she wants more money and sucks you dry via child support. Terrible idea
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>>29314110
>tfw alpha male
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>>29314220
Wow anon your so cool!
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>>29314163
>>29314178
>>29314185
>>29314196


All good ideas, thank you anons.

Anyone want a photograph of the girl in question?
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>>29314200
She doesn't have to decide that, the state can helpfully decide you need to pay
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>>29314110
Dont touch that shit OP, its a trap.
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>>29314276
I do OP. I wanna see if your future baby momma is hot.
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>>29314220
>fake chad pic probably
>shes ugly as fuck + clearly autistic from that pic

even if it's your own pic man, look at her
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>>29314354

There you go anon.
17 y/o
Looks...
Well
That's for you to decide.

The scribbled out girl was pretty tho, she has amazing tits too, 7/10 tbqh.
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>>29314276
where is the pic anon? I'm delaying my session
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>>29314430

I just posted it, love.

>>29314427
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>>29314427
can't you make any form of legal deal where she can't ask for some alimony shit after? I would impregnate her tb h
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>>29314427
I'd fuck her, but wanting a kid at 17 is a big ass red flag. Stay away from that shit famalam.
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>>29314276
>Anyone want a photograph of the girl in question?
Do you even need to ask desulu?>
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>>29314427
>The scribbled out girl was pretty tho
So why scribble her out?
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>>29314110
The legal standard is that it has to be done thru a doctor to avoid child support in most states.
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>>29314464
No, she's underage, so she can't sign legal contracts, as well as the whole consent thing.

>>29314492
>>29314427
There you go.

>>29314515
I respect her, and don't want her photo spread around on here, I don't know. Just felt like the right thing to do.
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>>29314110
>ok xD
You some fucking faggot or something OP?
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>>29314556
Fine enough
Show tits and bar her eyes at least.
Tits priotity.
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>>29314220
LMAO EPICC!! xD
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>>29314556
just tell her you will impregnate her and pull out when you are about to come
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>>29314640
that's rape dude
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delete all your money and fill that girl with your seed. then start planning on suckering in your next baby mama
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>>29314724
Wait what do I do with baby mama no. 1?
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