How Interstellar got me a gf
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>be me
>highschool fag
>semi-popular, attractive
>last day of school spent watching movies
>history teacher puts in Interstellar
>says people who have seen it or don't want to see it can leave
>80% of class leaves
>left me and a couple qt.14s and some dudes in there
>surewhytheflipnot.source
>watch movie
>really like it
>get to part when Cooper sees his son through the computer
>start crying with matthew
>literally fucking bawling
>i am the only one bawling
>one of the girls scoot up to me
>i can see her teary eyes
>pats my back and calms me
>the first time I've 1) ever cryed that hard to something 2) touched by a girl that wasn't my gf
>continue watching movie, sniffling like a bitch
>get to when Cooper meets Murph and I cry again
>not as hard, but still cried like a sadkunt
>ripzyzz.btw
>the cute girl from earlier is also bawling
>whole room is kinda crying
>i still cried harder than anyone
>sike started bawling even harder
>something about it triggered me and made me have all these ideas
>start venting to girl about how I don't want to lose my family
>fuckimreallyabitch.jpg
>she embraces in hug
>she vents back how she couldn't handle losing the person she loves
inb4 some asks why no one is judging us or doing anything about my crying, the school and students are chill as fuk. Anyways-
>people are venting to each other about stuff also
>eventually stop crying and everyone is silent
Cont?
i didn't read any of that, i just wanted to say interstellar is a really bad movie, and i usually like nolan's movies despite all their flaws
it was just a really terribly put together movie
Your gf thinks you're an estrogenized pussy bitch and she will leave you at the first chance she gets with a masculine, high test Chad that doesn't cry like a bitch, and she will tell him all about how her ex was a crying sissy bitch.
Bumpyrumpy
>>29311268
Continue, anon!
I needa see this
I'm interested OP. Please continue.
Shut the fuck up you underage degenerate, this isn't Livejournal
lol do u go to Windsor house
Fucking cont already!
>>29312207
>>29312093
These are underage losers fulfilling a fantasy, ban them already
>>29311321
You are such a faggot tbqh
Movie made me cry too, fucking hell, its such a somber film in the second act
>>29311268
what a mess
you need to go back to high school buddy
>>29311268
Op Cont please
Eh, I'll bite... Go on,...
