Tell me about your last gf anon!
W-what? I'm your first?
Well at least you aren't a vir-
Wait, you've never even had sex?
In her mind
>Oh my god, no one in his entire life has found him attractive enough to have something as simple as sex with.
>>27156783
If you're older than 18, you can't hold a gf down unless you've had a gf before that.
>So no one found you attractive enough to have sex with you???
>Well you find me attractive enough and would have had sex with me if you didn't know that, right?
>Umm I guess
>Checkmate roasties
>>27156843
>maybe he's really clingy and crazy
>I'll hold out on sex until I see what he's like
>Eh, maybe I shouldn't even bother, I've been eyeing that other guy anyway
>Better distance myself before he gets too attached.
>>27156884
>Maybe you're really clingy and crazy, I dunno
>Let's date and you can find out? You've been with enough guys and it didn't work out so I find it hard to believe I'd waste that much of your time
>Eh, there are other men around too, you know. I'm afraid you might get too attached.
>Have a nice day, then. I didn't make all those weird assumptions about you when you told me you had been with men before me, even though statistically you're much more likely to cheat etc. than a virgin
>OMG it's 2016, being a virgin is outdated
>Sure, I'm not expecting you to hold onto societal standards that don't exist anymore but I'm still not holding statistics against you. You're sexist
>Women can't be sexist
>I'm gonna jerk it to muh porn, bye
>>27156783
This is why you lie
>>27157080
Yeah, make up an entire sotry about an ex you just so happen to not keep in touch with, and keep that story for the rest of your life
someone has to be the first
>>27157105
Yes, exactly. It's not hard
>>27156783
>implying I could ever love a shitskin
>>27157142
What's her name
When did you date
For how long
WHat does she look like
>>27157203
You can't come up with lies for such simple questions?
>>27156783
>>27156823
Not true.
I'm 18, and got into my first relationship in October. She had sex with me after she knew I had never done it before, and never had a girlfriend. We are still going strong, and have even started talking about having a family.
Yes, I know I'm a normie, you don't have to tell me.
>>27157265
Well you sure didnt. And that post bought you some time.
>>27157203
alice
back in high school, junior and senior year
almost 2 years, it didn't really end up working out, it was honestly sort of a teenage fling, i don't think either of us really knew what we wanted. it was fun though
she was pretty short, maybe 5'2", curly brown hair, a cute little face with big brown eyes and her nose was kinda hooked, she hated her nose but i thought it was cute and i teased her about it
>>27157277
What are you doing in here then? Are you clinically retarded?
>>27156783
>In her mind
>>Oh my god, no one in his entire life has found him attractive enough to have something as simple as sex with.
Is that what's going on in your head?
Why would I want to date a retard?
>>27157357
No, I used to come here before I met here. And I still come look at this place from time to time. It's the only non-porn board I like to look at anymore.
>>27157353
Wow you've dated for 2 years?
I want to see what she looks like, can you find her facebook?
>>27156783
Girls don't want to hear about your past relationships. Guarantee this won't ve a problem unless you are noticably bad at kissing and sex.
>>27157445
good thing im always drunk so that will bhe my excuse
>>27157439
y'know, I've tried looking for her but she's one of those types that doesn't have any social media. I can't really judge, I don't either. she ended up going to college in utah after we graduated, I guess she has family out there, so I'm kinda glad the relationship ended. I'm not really one for long-distance stuff.
>>27157409
So you are a failed normie. It all makes now.
>>27157445
>Girls don't want to hear about your past relationships.
lmao
Its practically the number one thing to talk about early on in the relationship. its like, post sex conversation
>>27157445
Nobody here is noticeably bad at kissing at sex with all the porn we've watched. We might not be sex gods but at least we have theoretical knowledge on the subject.
>>27157504
>Nobody here is noticeably bad at kissing at sex with all the porn we've watched
>>27157496
lol this nigger can't read
>>27157504
How does watching porn make you a good kisser
>>27157503
I've never in my life known a girl who wants details about past relationships. Maybe you are a cuck who instigated that convo but girls do not want to hear about that.
>>27157491
Wow, I'm sure she has family on facebook though. You dated her for 2 years and you're not even interested in what shes doing now? I at least have my ex bfs in high school added
>>27157491
but can lie about not being a virgin when you guys are in bed though?
>tfw i went soft after eating a girls pussy
im not even sure why it happen. i wasnt nervous or anything. at least i dont think i was
>>27157556
The kind of porn I watch involves lots of making out.
>>27157571
>you're not even interested in what shes doing now?
ehhh, it was kind of a messy break. she was more ready to move on than I was. I'm fine with leaving the past in the past.
>>27157620
Aww, why was it messy?
>>27157277
Congrats, but speaking from experience: when that honeymoon period ends, it's going to be a real bitch. Also, don't move in together until you've lived on your own for a bit first. Good luck.
>>27157504
Porn is terrible for actual learning about sex. If you're a straight man, James Deen is the closest to actual, enjoyable sex I've encountered.
Regardless, a lot of people suck at fucking even in their late 20's, and that goes for both men and women.
>>27157584
It happens, don't worry 'bout it.
>>27157620
>>27157491
>>27157353
You think you could do this spur of the moment? kek. You'd have seconds to answer with this
>>27157655
well... I guess you could say she was more ready to move on than I was. I don't know if I'd call myself particularly "a romantic" but I thought our relationship was more than just a childish hookup. we were together for almost 2 years, right? and I could feel things slipping apart near the end of it. she was not as excited as I was when we went out together. so one day she says to me, "I know we've been together for a long time but I'm not sure this is what I want" yada yada yada "I'm young, I need to see the world" etc etc "you're an amazing guy but I'm just not sure what I want". I was pretty taken aback, I thought she valued our relationship like I did.
eventually I got over it and realized it was all for the best. in hindsight I should never have gotten so worked up over a teenage romance. but it hurt to just have everything fall apart. she didn't seem to care like I did.
Lydia, if you're reading this I just wanted to say that I love you.
>>27157782
>I'm young, I need to see the world"
Yet goes to utah, that bitch. I'm so sorry to hear that anon. Here, let me give you the best blowjob of your life.
Good shit man, I like this. Your story gave me some feels. If you want to type more go ahead
>>27157741
The kind of porn I watch is not stupid bangbros generic dry-fucking shit, though.
I've read My Secret Garden too.
Do girls care if you had a gf before?
>>27157910
JUST
FUCKING
LIE
>>27157910
Yes, they care.
Do this
>>27157953
>>27157910
AbsoIuteIy
>>27157953
>>27157984
But what's the point of lying if you don't know how to kiss and a virgin
>>27158071
Fake it tiIl you make it
>>27157882
That's good. In any case, it's just important to keep in mind that everyone is different, and enjoys different things. Being attentive is easily the best thing you can do, see what she responds well to. And also to make sure you're enjoying yourself too.
It doesn't have to be advanced in the least. Nowadays I, basically, exclusively fuck in missionary or her on top, because it's nice, easy, and she can cum tons. I'm simple, but that doesn't mean I'm bad in bed. So don't switch it up "just 'cause". If vanilla missionary is working, then do that.
But, still, just wanna underline: people generally suck at fucking. No one will notice you're a virgin.
>>27158071
kissing is natural and sex you can learn from porn.
I've never had a gf, but I see prostitutes pretty frequently, so I'm good at sex, I think.
>>27157910
No, they don't. What's weird is having strange habits, or being a social outcast.
A friend of mine at uni is very outgoing and popular, but never had a gf until just recently. Not having a gf =/= robot behavior. Lots of people just sleep around, and if you haven't been steady with anyone before, that's just what people will assume; that you've only had brief flings. Don't think about it.
>>27158318
>implying social outcasts aren't alluring
>>27158640
attractive* social outcasts
>>27158640
Yeah, if you're this guys, I guess.
>>27156783
THE GIRL IN OP'S PIC IS NOT WHAT SHE APPEARS SHE IS A MATERIALISTIC WHORE AND A BLOWN-OUT ROASTIE
>>27158783
Evidence is required
>>27158783
>>27158799
I can see she is a nigger and that is enough for me.
>>27158318
>very outgoing and popular, but never had a gf until just recently.
No, he's spent his time fucking girls.
The key is, the girl has to know that you are desired by other women, or else they dont want you.
Why can't you understand this
>>27158783
I'm sorry anon, but I don't love you anymore. Besides, my millionaire spanish father found me a handsome guy to marry
>>27158715
>>27158742
Well yeah. Ugly motherfuckers who are social outcasts are creepy as fuck. It's a fact of life.
>>27158903
I thought the problem was if they started asking questions? If she's attracted to you she'll assume others are too. So if she asks you about past relationships you say "No, I've never had anything long term" and then she'll just assume you've slept with others. And I guarantee she won't ask about previous experiences until after you've had sex and feel comfortable with you, in which case you're fine anyway.
Also, don't assume women truly care that much about it. Everyone is different.
>>27157741
it's traumatizing when it happens during your first and probably last time. I was even stupid enough to jokingly tell her Im a virgin. she cut all ties a couple weeks later
>>27159526
I'm sorry that happened. I'm normie scum, but I wanna tell you that it happens, and has happened to me plenty -- with different women and for different reasons.
If you can bump ugly once, you can do it again. Your experience is nothing unique, so don't you dare let it make you feel any less about yourself.
>>27156783
what a qt spic desu
My last gf was pretty nice, but we had to break up because she moved away. Thankfully, I totally wrecked her pussy before dumping her, and now I'm gonna do the same to you.
>>27157277
>Starting a family
>With your first girlfriend
>At 18
Sound idea chief. Sure to go over swimmingly.
>>27156783
It is bad if I fapped to this picture?
>>27161195
It means you're a normal, functioning male
>>27156783
thats right whore you should be honoured, kneel it aint going to suck itself
>>27160222
>>27160222
Not something we plan on doing right away.
It wouldn't have come up so soon but I accidentally got her pregnant and she had a miscarriage.
>>27162066
Use a fucking condor son
>>27156783
I just fell in love with this girl
I'll make as short as I can.
>whenever-the-fuck ago
>girl started talking to me
>we hit it off and started talk daily
>she really really likes me
>she even messages first
>build up feelings for her and planning on asking her out
>someone else asked her before me, realised I had competition
>she tries to go ghost on me, pic related
>I try my beta-hardest to stop her but we end up ignoring each other for about 2 days
>eventually start talking again, things aren't the same
>she doesn't seem interested, she's not responding as much, using convo Enders a lot
>time later she tries to pull the same stunt
>go full beta mode, I force her to stay, blah blah
>she breaks up with guy after 2 weeks, I swoop in and pick her up
>worst gf ever, barely talked to me, never played steam with me, led me on in various ways
>I did a test and didn't message her
>she didn't message at all for 2 weeks
>From the time she broke up with the guy, she became gradually dull
>contemplate breaking up with her
>eventually do
She was pretty interesting but didn't fucking talk ever and it pissed me off. Always gave me the R and ignored me. Wouldn't even helping get gud at leeg. Oh well. Wasted opportunity.
I'm cringing so fucking hard at these messages tho. I have more if you want to see but my god.
>>27162451
>pic related
Still pic related.
>>27156823
Found GF when I was 23. Get blown the fuck out nigga
True robots don't have a gf nor will they ever
>>27157353
Dude, you dated Alice? I used to skip class and get wicked head from her behind the gymnasium. She was a huge ho bag, though. Gave me fucking crabs.
