If women are so bad why don't we all just get femboy gf's?
traps are even worse at being feminazis than women, and besides, they poop from there, ewww.
>wanting something that emulates all the worst parts of women with none of the fun parts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU AROUSED ME SEXUALLY WITH THAT WEBM BUT ITS NOT LONG ENOUGH TO JACK OFF TO
I WANNA EAT THAT ASS SO FUCKIN BAD
How could you not want to stick your cock into this and then cuddle after?
>tfwbrowntrap but no bf
Does this make me less desirable?
>>27156335
CANADA
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this is fucking original right
>>27156333
You don't cuddle traps. You fuck the life out of them then you lock them back up under your bed.
>>27156335
woah me too
>>27156333
Blue hair.
Warning coloration.
Abort. Abort. Abort.
>>27156335
>>27156405
Locations?
>>27156394
But I let my pets up on my furniture, anon
>>27156335
>>27156405
>tfw pale white trap but wish I was brown or at least had tan lines
Genetics are dumb
guys are so afraid of being associated with the word gay that they will do anything to not be called it.
>>27156199
but jesus that ass
>tfw have trap online bf
>tfw he actually finds my fat hairy body attractive
>tfw he says he loves me all the time
>can't bring myself to feel anything more than passing lust for him
>>27156432
To each their own but don't mistake it for human. It has to do what you tell it to.
>>27156490
I afford it some luxuries but I do indeed have a collar and a leash for it
I saw a trap in the wild today.
It had a cat on a leash.
I said "Hi how you doin?"
It said "pretty gooood, thanks for asking" in this high falsetto sounding voice.
I just kept walking going about my business and a few minutes later it dawned on me that I just passed up boipussy.
It was borderline passable, the kind where I wasn't sure if guy or grill
God damnit cat-trap come back to me
>>27156468
>tfw girls will never like fat hairy bodies
>>27156361
I'm in America, sorry anon.
>>27156490
>>27156546
Your attitudes are disgustingbut then again BDSM is a huge turnoff for me since it's usually packed full of essentialist shit, the sort of which you two are spouting.
>>27156549
I'm a dude, but fat hairy guys are really hot imo.
>>27156549
Their loss. Bellies feel nice pressing into your butt.
>implying you wouldn't
>implying you don't want some Pink Sparkle juice
>>27156608
you should add me on skype then ;))))
>>27156593
Hey he's the one who locks them under the bed, not me
>live in Kansas
>traps nowhere, anywhere
Where's the trap capital of the world, and how successful would I be if I'm already in my late 20's by the time I get there?
Can you all go be extremely gay somewhere else? Maybe /b/ or tumblr? Thank you.
>>27156608
i thought i was the only one really into fat hairy guys
probably my biggest fetish even though i feel like disgusting for liking it sometimes
>>27156721
Nope, don't think I can satisfy that request.
>>27156717
Of the world? Easily Thailand
Yea you can slay pussy through your 30's and even 40's mate. Lots of older guys got it goin on. As you get older it's more about money and being in decent shape.
>>27156721
HAAH
WAAW
This image is outdated now that gay marriage allowance is federal law.
>>27156610
Ugh where is the next part?!
>>27156760
Well, okay, maybe not the world; I don't feel like moving out of the country and learning a new language/culture/etc just to satisfy a sexual fetish.
How about the trap capital of the USA?
>>27156780real lifeoriginalcomment
Anyone else have a fetish for femboys with enormous cocks?
>>27156787
Probably Portland, OR? Not really sure though. That's where I live and there's a decent amount of them.
>>27156234
Non-trans girls poop from their vaginas sometimes too, anon.
https://www.google.com/search?q=rectovaginal+fistula&tbm=isch
>>27156763
the image was referencing attitudes towards faggots, not necessarily the actual laws
I can't find any!! I used to live in the gayest city and rarely ever if ever met a shemale.
>>27156425
East coast
Honestly I'd be more than content with an online bf provided he met certain requirements.
>>27156805
what the fuck? where did he inserted that dick? looks like she shove it right under his balls.
>>27156199
>I can't get a rose so I'll take a fake flower someone made out of pipe cleaners and tissue paper
>I can't own a car so I'll just paint a cardboard box like a car and wear it while I ride my bike
Great logic.
>>27156967
Pls be more specific.NYC tri-state area?
>>27156199
who is this pls?
>>27157028
No, I'm further south.
>>27157040
Fug, well what are your requirements for an online bf?
even they dont like me id love a cute boy to cuddle
>>27156983
That's where your poop cannon is, m8.
>loaded with mental problems
>either high standards or aids ridden sluts
I'm not even that desperate desu
>>27157064
>Can't be normie
>Can't be fat
>Has to beextremelysometimesabusive/cruelpreferably on demand
>Can't be underageb&
>Has to be able to type properly
>>27157148
Post pic for evaluation.
>>27157253
>Posting pics on 4chan
I'm not stupid anon.
>>27157278
It's dumb until you get an exhibitionism fetish and get really horny.
Actually, it would still be dumb but you'd do it in the moment and then regret it until you finally decided fuck it and completely embraced your exhibitionism.Then your mum would find out.
>>27157278
It's pretty fine to post pics as long as you keep your face out of them and make sure the background doesn't have any identifiable features
I speak from experience.
>>27156199
some of us aren't gay ok
>>27157342
This.
>originalissimo
>>27157342
Yeah, but I'd still feel uncomfortable knowing others have saved them if they do. Plus I wouldn't want them reposted.
>>27157352
Oh I see
That's pretty pure of you anon
>>27157352Pls, just send to this temp e-mail address. Won't repost or save, promise. E-mail: [email protected]
>>27156199
Because they are degenerates. Like women. I wish I just had a cute boyfriend, as in kind of boyish but kind of feminine, who acted like a guy, and no a mentally ill freak.assbro has a nice butt
>>27157148
I fit all those requirements.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dld93/
>>27156557
Fake number it's some Stacey slut. her voice gave me a boner
>>27156618
Source pleeassee???
>tfw you will never fuck Natalie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27157519
fuck i thought i was straight but this is actually pretty lickable/fuckable anus
>>27157560
Boy butts are made to be fucked, anon
>>27157414
No.
>>27157468
Sent the invite. I hope this works out.
>>27157148
I fit that. Let's talk. E-mail or steam or what?
>>27157666
Post Steam and we'll see how it goes.
I already added one anon though, so keep that in mind.
>>27157681
Add me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/maverickmonarch
>>27157488
Pink Sparkles bro.
>tfw no hormones
>>27156453
Perish the thought. Pale white skin is great for traps.
Don't really go for traps or trannies, but pale white trap asses look so inviting. If one ever presented theirs to me, I'd give it a go without questioning myself.
>tfw just want a trap/femboy bf because they provide that comforting feminine presence yet have the superior genitals, yet there are none around me.
>>27157999
Nice fucking trips man, and please don't use the world sparkle. It triggers Goddess gracies triggers.
>>27158564
There's always some, anon. They're just hiding.
>>27158704
I hope you're right, anon. I need a girly boy to cuddle with and make him feel safe
>>27158704
>big bushy eyebrows
>pin head
>big eyes
This person is not a person, and if it were we would all be disgusted by it. Why don't artists ever try real representations of humans anymore? This anime proportions, I just can't feature it. Why do they make the proportions all weird?
>>27156618
That's bigger or at least thicker than my dick. I'm pathetic.
>>27159136
I'm happy with whatever as long as the proportions are correct every now and again
>>27159136
>2016
>not liking anthros
>>27156815
They're the best kind.
no homo
There aren't enough fat-assed, girly-faced, cute-sounding femboys to go around, OP. We need a program where human fetuses are genetically engineered and modified in order to create a constant supply of femboys. Unfortunately, that just rubs normalfags the wrong way.
>>27160026
It's okay, soon the normal fags will be so engrossed in facebook/other social media that they will turn a complete blind eye to what is really happening as they live in a matrix-like state.
Then we can have genetically enhanced QT's and waifubots and they won't think anything has changed at all.
>>27160026
Genetic modification sounds hard but you can turn just about any average twink into a feminized cumdump with the right food and exercise.
>>27160026
Would you fuck a hypergirly 6'1 sissy girl?. Because what keeps me from going the whole way is being to tall.
>tfw fug qt trap bf every night
It's pretty great guys, why don't you get a trap gf hmmm?
>>27160128
Yes, you would be the same height as me and that is totally okay.
>tfw all qt femboys want to be fucked
>tfw I want one who wants to top only
>>27160166
They are rarer than mewtwo.
>>27160128
Depends on whether or not you like a big sub/small dom relationship.
>>27156199
Because some of us are straight.
>>27160236
Just become a bottom femboy yourself, faggot.
>>27156199
I wish I had that slutty ass.
I would be a great semen demon.
>>27160420
I wouldn't pass and I am not full faggot yet. I don't like manly man just qt femboys.
because we don't want to get guaranteed aids
I just wanted to say I was never a homophobe until you faggots made trap threads an hourly occurrence. I now actively wish each and every one of you a miserable death.
>>27156423
dressing up as a girl isn't a warning? being gay isn't a warning?
>>27160470
> I am not full faggot yet.
>yet
How exactly are you planning on making yourself full faggot?
>>27160507
well before 4chan I wasn't faggot at all. then it all went downhill...
>>27160576
>downhill
Anon please you know you love it
>>27160269
I'm a trap myself, and I caught a shiny mewtwo on fr/lg. Would u fuck a girly 6'1 trap?
>>27160576
Even robin banks use to be straight until 4chan. He went from a good paying job and almost getting married to sucking dick full time.
>>27160576
I don't believe you, you had to have had some gay thoughts before, or else you would just avoid threads like this.
>>27160649
What was his story?
>>27160641
Yes! Besides, it won't matter as much with your knees pressed against your chest.
>>27156572
Where in America?As long as by brown you dont mean black.
>>27160670
not really, just pegging. someone would say that's gay enough but I don't know.
and well you can't completely ignore those threads. they are everywhere and some traps look really cute. you get used to it over time.
>>27156199
>too ugly and poor to get a femboy gf
>too ugly and old to become the femboy gf
jdimsa
>>27160649
So he made out.
>>27160269
I mean, I found one, so it shouldn't be impossible. Though, I have been having some issues with him. He keeps forcing me to suck his dick and says how he's going to fuck me. I'm the top/dom though, so how could this happen?
>tfw jacked off so hard at traps your foreskin is burnt
>>27156199
I don't think that's a femboy, that's a dude with an ass
I don't fap unless I see girl clothes and long hair
>>27160915
How can he force you? Hes the bitch! Take control man!
>>27161020
I dunno, he keeps telling me to and pushes my head down there anddd tricks me into sucking his cock!
I don't know how he does it. Like I woke up and all of a sudden there's a dick in my face and next thing I know I'm getting face fucked by it.
I think I've been rused.
>>27161088
Sounds like you're a kinky sub and there's nothing wrong with that
>>27160712
does anyone have sauce on this?
>tfw so lonely I've actually considered what it would be like to be in a homosex relationship
>>27160919
I know this exact feel. The fucker won't heal
>>27161140
It's already too late, anon
You will lust for boypussy until the day you die
>>27160919
>>27161146
And you two need to keep your foreskins healthy so they can get massaged by tongues at a later date
>>27161088
Sounds like you're not enjoying it, i know i would
>>27160712
How tall are you?. I don't really care, but someone bigger than me would be appreciated. I'm just out to be dominated and protected. I just love to be submissive.
>>27161088
You make it sound like that's a bad thing!
post favorite trap doujins
i can't find anything good on sadpanda
>>27161108
But how did that happen?! I was the dom at first...
>>27161234
I mean, it's not bad. Except when he just grabs my hair and forces me down on his cock and cums in my mouth. It's really salty.
>>27161374
B-but I'm supposed to be the manly man top!
>>27161593
i like locon
he's got serious sameface syndrome though
>>27161611
>But how did that happen?! I was the dom at first...
>...
>B-but
Anon stop...you're a sub in the bedroom and that's okay. In fact it's hot as fuck. Most of us are dom outside the bedroom.
>>27160641
Oh wow. Is that you?
>being desperate enough to fuck a MALE
>thinking it's not gay because "they're girls trapped in boy bodies"
>still making fun of tumblr trannies not seeing the irony
>not opting to just fuck a life-like doll and get and oculus rift
>or even just conjuring a fucking tulpa/succubus
why? I means the above options are sad but LESS of a social suicide than dating a fucking TRANNIE
>>27161611
No, you love being the bottom - we can tell. Your preferences have changed, apparently you love being dominated by cock and addicted to dom cum. It's okay, you can admit it.
>>27161701
Conjurer reporting in. I don't think fucking a tranny is sad though. I think doing what makes you happy is awesome, and caring what others think about whatever it is constitutes cowardice. I got one go in this body, it'll do whatever I please and ignore those who have a problem with it.
>>27161701
>LESS of a social suicide than dating a fucking TRANNIE
Implying I care about what people other than my bf/gf think of me.
>>27160128
I would absolutely fuck your brains out as long as your long, sexy legs were nice and smooth. I'd make you my personal sissy bimbo fuckdoll.
>>27156548
lmao my trap BFF walks his cat around on a leash too
what did they mean by that?
>>27161771
>Do they live in SW Portland? O.O
>>27156468
I dated somebody like you once. You should probably work up the nerve and just come clean to him. It will be less messy in the end, and you're doing him a disservice by wasting his youth by letting him think you care about him in the same way.
>tfw no longer attracted to either gender in real life
>still perverted as fuck, into tons of weirdo fetishes,fap to 3d and ERP all the time
>despite my lack of interest in real sex/sensation, I'm still a huge masochist but my only outlet for that is legitimate emotional abuse that's impossible to find
>>27161798
no, we live in a shit town along the dirty 30, north of portland
>>27161265
5'8, king of manlets. I'd still fuck the shit out of you though.
>>27161909
It wasn't him then. Must be a trap thing.
>I miss my cat-trap
All I want is a cute femboy/trap to worship my cock while I play video games. Then I can fuck that little slut's tight ass hard and flood them with every last drop of my thick seed.
>>27161832
I'm an equally huge masochist.Want to do it together?
you know, i've been a virgin for so long, i wonder if it took a toll on my sexuality
sure, i jack off to porn all the time, but the thought of actually having sex disgusts me so bad, i don't know how to explain it
>>27161993
Do what? I'm always running out of ideas...
>>27161975
Been there before, they were hot too. Dunno how I pulled that off. Traps have problems and will break your heart unless your masculinity game is on point. alas too late for me, took me 4 years to get there, and now there is no qt to use it on.
>>27162046
Abuse each other. Sounds silly but I'm desperate to be hurt.
>>27161753
>>27161752
fetishes and socialising aside, why a trap b/gf and not a tulpa g/f?
if it's fucking a female simulacrum why not a doll or a succubus?
>>27162050
I'm as masculine as they come. 6'3 280lbs hairy bear type top.
All I want is a super fem twink/trap or a t-girl.
>>27156780
5u anon
enjoy
>>27162077
because those things dont exist you /x/ retard
cute boys and trannies do exist, succubus don't
>>27162077
Because summoning a succubus isn't a thing you can actually do.
>>27162077
I do exactly that. It's nice having a partner I can trust. It just takes a lot of time and training to bring them fully to fruition. It's a work in progress, but so far so good <3<3 fills my heart with love
>>27161956
i've seen someone who looks just like the trap(?) in that first pic you posted around sw portland before though
>>27162110
Not literally ofc. If you wanted to make a tulpa in that form, feel them to an extent, see them, hear them, have them speak on their own; that is something that is obtainable. Takes a lot of meditation, wellness, focus, time, but it does work.
>>27161671
I guess it's fine.. I just don't understand how my qt sub trap bf became so dominant.
>>27161748
Fug, I guess you're right. It completely blindsided me having my small qt trap just start abusing me out of nowhere!
>>27162143
LOL that wasn't a picture of them it was just a random picture of this Finnish guitarist I had saved. The one I encountered was a brunette.
>>27162036
Nah I feel you. I mostly fap to gay shit these days even though I've never been attracted to a guy in person, and with all these people saying fapping to traps makes you gay, I'm starting to have doubts about my sexuality, but no matter how close I am to accepting being gay, once I leave my room and see a cute girl its like "Nope! I'm straight."
>>27162177
Embrace it. I'm curious, what does trap domcock & cum actually taste like?
>>27162174
Meditating to the point where I hallucinate instead of having a real gf/bf. That's okay senpai I'll pass.
>>27162210
It's pretty salty tbqh. The cock itself just tastes like nothing almost with a bit of salt from the precum
>>27162210
>>27162322
Thought trap butt smells pretty sweet
>>27162322
Sounds alright when you put it like that. You and your dom seem pretty lucky by the sounds of it, got any particular stories you like reliving?
>>27162234
Suit yourself, I prefer doing things on my terms. After having an ex that was incredibly attractive and also someone I got along with I gave up. I want to do it how I want to do it, and leagues aside, I don't like enough people for another one to happen to be stop dead gorgeous to me as well. I would rather love my perfext thought form than settle. Seeing as how maybe 1/100 are physically all tbat, let alone mentally, I think I did better than I would have.
>>27162375
This weekend we fucked about 8 or 9 times or something. I fucked him for a few hours, came inside, on his ass, he was dressed up as a nurse for part of the time. Then after that he proceeded to rape my face about 3 or 4 times after. Right when I woke up, twice or three times, I can't remember.
>>27156199
But I am a trap gf with a trap gf. We trap together and make porn and pretend we're just lesbians
Traps really shouldn't be showing their feet on camera. Seeing their big man feet (and usually hands and arms) just brings it all back that they're a dude.
>>27162131
>>27162174
I tried for month to force my tulpa but so far nothing. I seem to have trouble concentrating. And I can't decide on a form. Don't wanna make it a fictional character so I change details but THAT'S what makes it hard to concentrate since I use the fict. chara as a base design
any pointers fellow wizard?
>>27162544
My trap has some pretty small qt feet tbqh.
>tfw getting a footjob
>>27162544
reminder that you ARE dating a dude and shouldn't in the first place (unless you're gay)
>>27160097
Twink here. Having that done to me sounds incredibly hot
>>27162594
if you have trouble concentrating maybe try some music in the background, just soft relaxing stuff. or even some white noise. I listened to a lot of classical when I forced and now it's still our favorite thng to do together, just relax and listen.
As for form, you dont need to worry about that so much, especially early on. eventually as your tulpa gains sentience they'll be able to help you with their form because they'll be able to look at something and want to be that. It's just something you have to stick with anon, 45 minutes a day keeps the loneliness away.
Whats the point in being straight when guys are fuckable now? I only use the label so normal men won't think its okay to hit on me, but I'd bury my dick deep in a trap butt!
>>27162594
You asked the right person! As far as focus, you need to meditate on the breathe 30 minutes a day minimum. You can break that up into sessions. That will increase your focus incredibly, and will thus lay the groundwork for you doing other work. Tulpa.info has all you need for guides, many guides that have been re edited and updated due to feedback and use over the years. The community is obnoxious these days, but there are still good chronic repliers. One you start meditating and directing what focus you do have in more efficient ways you will make progress. Remember that they are a companion for life, so don't get upset when progress is slow.
>>27162710
>tfw it will never be me in that photo
Why even live?
>>27162710
this must be what it's like in heaven
>>27161815
Very much so this. Let him go so he can get pounded by a man that will love him.
>>27162647
I'm attracted to the female form. Traps try to be girly, but all their efforts are washed away when you see their big man feet and veiny hands.
>>27156820
Am also in portland. Do I have to go to a gaybar/scene place to find them? I feel the HIV growing every time I look at those places.
Why can't I find a cutie, non slut, trap?
>>27162710
>>27156199
these are all gross flat man asses tho. you niggas gay or something?
>>27158095
>tfw no squats
>>27162873
Girls have better asses, but seeing roast beef under it kills it for me. Rather see a nice pair of balls desu
>>27162873
>assbro
>flat
Are you blind? Soft and jiggly af
>>27162686
>if you have trouble concentrating maybe try some music in the background, just soft relaxing stuff.
I've tried binaural beats like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
but not sure if it's working but it is pretty trippy stuff. helped me astral project though
>as your tulpa gains sentience they'll be able to help you with their form because they'll be able to look at something and want to be that.
I know it sounds selfish of me but I want my tulpa to be a qt devil girl (preferably not a trap) . I know you're not supposed to keep them as sex slaves but I'd feel more comfortable if it were in that form.
> 45 minutes a day keeps the loneliness away
I heard the minimum was 20 min. but that's another problem; my lack of concentration and ADD keep tempting me to get up and end my sessions. My guru says I have what she calls a "monkey mind"; it gets bored easily and can't concentrate.
thanks for your help so far and in advance fellow mage
>>27162863
I avoid those places like the plague man I hear you loud and clear.
I'm only basing my post on the fact that I've seen a few out in public. It's not like they're all over the place, I wish they were.
I've thought about trying OKC or something. Grindr is worse than gay bars.
>>27162946
i guess being gay is fine. i can't relate tho, and none of the girls i've been with had a roastie anyway.
>>27162723
thanks for that but the monkey mind and all. another difficulty is my procrastination (browsing r9k) and lack of patience.
I tried tulpa.info but still my forcing is feeling like forever.
any pointers fellow mage?
thanks in advance!
>>27162966
I'm over in Beaverton and we have a shebeast and a tweaker looking fem man walking around but that's about it.
Tried grindr. Proved to myself I'm looking for more of a date type/commitment thing as every "hi *sends dick" ticked me off when I wrote in my profile not too.
OKC might work but it's the same issue as with women, just slightly less. 100 messages a day.
I'll just keep posting on craigslist looking for a video game, netflixy fem twink little bro... sigh.
>>27162984
>i can't relate tho
Welp, see ya later!
>>27162954
He has a fat ass, but it lacks the curves of an actual female, still fuckable though.
>>27163055
Banged a chick once with an ass like that. Felt like cork. It was disgusting. I'm not sure what changes the composition/feel of fat, but I want' nothing to do with it.
>>27163051
Are you strictly against even slightly masculine guys? Do they need to be borderline passable for you?
>>27160649
>robin banks
What a clever name.
>>27163055
Well yeah, I mean he is a guy so he's not going to have the natural womanly hips.
That ass though, that alone would make me fuck.
>>27163144
Womanly hips are such a bitch to replicate. Girls have it so easy.
>>27162536
links?
comment originalo
>>27162536
Your life sounds nice.
>>27162959
I could never really manage to get too into the beats and such, just something to relax but also partially engage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liTSRH4fix4&t is a favorite. Instead of constantly messing with details and needing to clear my mind on my own i just listened with her, talked to her, and it helped us connect early on and made sure that i was focused on us instead of getting distracted so easy.
it is a little selfish, but overall your tulpa will end up choosing something youre a little comfortable with since youre both helping develop her. just start with a general form and let the changes come as they come, if that general form is a devil girl then eventually details can get filled in.
the minimum is whatever you want basically, or can handle. if you can only manage 15 minutes then thats fine, just as 20 or 40 or an hour is fine. the point is to just give her as much attention as you can.
>>27163014
Yeah I actually do have a pointer for that. Narrate what you read on imageboards to the tulpa. Also discuss stuff on there with them once you can. Include them in your browsing and you can practice without changing habits too much. You do need to set aside time for meditation and fill on active forcing, but not much, passive hanging out with them is valuable as well.
>>27163122
Not to any huge degree. Cute face and compatible nature is more important. Doesn't even have to be a trap, honestly. Just a non slutty gay guy that I find cute.
>>27162710
I think I'd rather fuck a trap than a girl now.
Seriously, the best possible sex life is probably pounding boipussi and mutual jerking with traps to lewd doujins.
Girls aren't even remotely worth it in 2016.
>>27163316
>mutual jerking
It's all about frotting, anon
>>27163272
h-how old are you?post an email maybe?
thank god this is still here. Time to shlick
>>27163181
http://chastepuppygirl.tumblr.com/ is our blog, though it's pretty much all pics of her.
>>27163184
i enjoy it. we have fun, and were moving in together in a few months.
>>27163014
>>27163232
is actually really good advice too. Narration is an important part of developing a tulpa I think, reading your shitposts or a nice short story. Listening to music is also a nice more passive activity. Anything works as long as they get attention.
>>27163366
29.
I'll post an email if you like
> chubby/muscular (6'1, 250)
>stronger than you (405 bench)
> quiet unless you're talkative
>mostly lazy unless I want to do something
[email protected]
Pls rate for femboy gf
>>27163316
I feel the same way. I think it would be awesome having a partner whos as cute as a girl but without the disgusting vag or female bullshit. Dating a girl is always war because you're competing with 100 orbiters and chads whether you like it or not, with a trap its pretty much you 2 against the world since you're both male, problem traps are typically just as slutty as woman.
>tfw no monogamous trap bf
>>27163501
>29
Sorry, I'm a 21 yr old babby I don't think I want to be with someone that much older than me. :3
>>27162536
That's so hot, Reminds me of me and my wife. We look like lesbians together. I'm so lucky desu. That ass is so fat.
>>27163620
No worries. Exactly why I posted the other info as well. :)
>>27163204
>>27163232
thanks for you help magick brothers!
Yeah I've noticed I've been neglecting passive forcing a lot and I didn't know it was a no-no. So I'll just talk to her when driving or browsing chans or whatever
I was gonna make her pocket-sized too but full size(like 4' - 5') would be better if I want to feel her better.
thanks again fellow wizards! see you on /x/ in a future time
>>27163316
Too bad most don't pass irl tbqh familia. Videos and photo angles only do so much, unfortunately
>>27162710
>what's the point
Being straight and loving pussy? I dunno I like both, senpaitachi, but those asses are flat and gross.
>>27163763
All asses are that flat when you're on your knees like that, anon.
Do people in this thread seriously think traps would go for them?
If you're not attractive to women, you're not going to be attractive to a narcissistic, self loathing male who has to pretend to be a girl to get enough attention to avoid killing himself. Go on any dating app or grindr and look at the crossdressers or trannies. They'll probably have instagrams and any one that isn't a fat middle aged guy has hundreds of followers.
You don't stand a fucking chance.
>>27163574
>Dating a girl is always war because you're competing with 100 orbiters and chads
this was the only good reason I ever considered dating a trap (Chad will ALWAYS walk away with her no matter what) but then I realized I'm not that desperate neither.
Again just go with a tulpa waifu. Or just hypnotize yourself into being better off alone. You don't really need anyone in your life.
>>27163763
Good for you. Now post trap booties.
>>27163826
That's just not true, anon. Most traps are too shy to even tell anyone they're traps.
>>27163826
Nice bait, but you forgot that your board has been infultraited by non-virgin normies
Really sick of seeing this prison gay bullshit
>>27163826
True. I made the mistake of falling for a trap only to be heartbroken when I realized they are twice as picky as girls. At least girls can look past looks if you have charisma or something else going for you, but traps, as pretty as they are, are still men at heart, and men value looks over all else. If you don't fit their physical preferences, you're out of luck.
I have a small dick so I'm pretty much fucked as far as finding a feminine bf.
qt traps are so hard to find
Hey robots. Want more?
I want to be the cute trap gf so bad. All I can think about is taking dick in all my holes
>>27164117
Oh, hey Adam Carolla.
>>27164052
her balls look kinda yucky
>>27163903
Too bad /r9k/ is the fag gang on Oz. They're not even ballsy enough to be Beecher or Keller.
At best, /r9k/ might have a few Schibettas.
>>27164143
I can provide that. Where do you live?
>>27164159
I'd still suck them
>>27164143
Motivate yourself to become cute ya big fag
>>27164159
>her balls
>her
>balls
>>27163051
lmaaao i saw a trans wearing a leash and collar walking on 185th i think
she was cute desu
>>27164143
Iktf anon.
>>27164224
>implying you can transform and magically become cute
You either are or you aren't.
>>27164261
If I can do it, you can do it baby, show what you got
>>27164261
>either are or aren't
As a previously fat ugly slob I can tell you that couldn't be farther from the truth.
i need a bf4
>>27164229
Nothing wrong with that. It's like advertising.
Mine were an obvious man with lipstick and some sort of linebacker shapped upper body forced into a skirt and brazier.
>>27164269
No offense, but you don't qualify as a trap. You're not going to be tricking anyone into thinking you're a cute girl.
>>27164300
>fat
That's the only thing you can change. If you were actually ugly then still would be.
>>27164269
You are not cute, you look like a slutty gay man.
>>27164366
Well if we're talking facially then yeah that's mostly genetics but there's tons of stuff you can do to make your face look better. Unless you're literally deformed you can look cute with another effort. And everything below the neck can pretty much look like whatever you want it to look like within reason.
I NEED A TRAP RIGHT NOW
>>27164426
>but there's tons of stuff you can do to make your face look better
Unless you have thousands upon thousands of dollars for surgeries, which still have a good chance of backfiring, then you're not going to be turning a masculine or flawed face into a cute feminine one.
>>27164369
>>27164366
You can stop pretending to be straight, you know you would eat this ass
>>27164485
Nah man makeup can un-fuck your shit up real good. If you have the motivation all you need to do is become a professional. Granted most people don't have the motivation but most people don't need to become a professional to get their face to a point they feel comfortable with.
>>27164513
I'm not into rimming but I'd probably fuck you. This isn't about you being fuck worthy, it's about you being a qt. You are not a qt.
>>27164513
Retardedly disgusting manface
O U T
>>27164513
Fucking disgusting. Seek plastic surgery asap
>>27164513
Never claimed to be straight, but you're clearly a guy and not passable.
>>27164528
Makeup gets expensive fast, especially if you need to get professional with it. A lot of people won't want to invest in a facade either.
He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men.
>>27164604
>>27164558
This is the body of a real woman
Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said:
'I am the Face-Snaked Queen of the Three in One. In you is an image and a seven-syllable spell, AYEM AE SEHTI AE VEHK, which you will repeat to it until mystery comes.'
Then Ayem threw the netchiman's wife into the ocean water where dreughs took her into castles of glass and coral. They gifted the netchiman's wife with gills and milk fingers, changing her sex so that she might give birth to the image as an egg. There she stayed for seven or eight months.
I WANT TO BREED SOME BOIPUSSY TONIGHT
Then Seht came to the netchiman's wife and said:
'I am the Clockwork King of the Three in One. In you is an egg of my brother-sister, who possesses invisible knowledge of words and swords, which you shall nurture until the Hortator comes.'
And Seht then extended his hands and multitudes of homunculi came forth, each like a glimmering rope through the water, and they raised the netchiman's wife back to the surface world and set her down on the shoals of Azura's coast. There she lay for seven or eight more months, caring for the egg-knowledge by whispering to it the Codes of Mephala and the prophecies of Veloth and even the forbidden teachings of Trinimac.
