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Cumfaggot is king edition
Cumfaggot out desu
>>27130007
>ctrl+F "lad"
is this supposed to be some sort of weird britfeel meme or do you Bongs really speak this way?
>>27154143
for what reason? what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal?
>>27154154
>tfw no american bf to teach me how to shoot guns
>>27154189
lol i undersand that reference lmao
parents went away for a few days.
I am alone. I think Id die without internet.
Honestly thought I might have a chance...
>>27154229
>crossposting with /brit/
Oh, you're not poleaboo are you, I felt bad for you.
>>27154189
Okay I take it back, I like you just for that reference
>>27154193
my last girlfriend was British and hated the idea of me having guns.
>>27154229
Fuck I'm sorry mate, I got rejected from the civil service too
>>27154212
the silence and cold and pointlessness of my existence. I don't exist without other human beings.
>>27154154
>>27154274
>Dude guns lmao
Fuck off y*nk
>>27154274
>girlfriend
That was your mistake
>>27154154
a knife is a better murder weapon than a gun you fucking retard
fucking iain duncan smith wants to take away my neetbux. why is the right determined to destroy this cuntry?
>>27154361
You say destroy, lad. I think the opposite, the tories are the only ones saving it from itself.
>>27154361
What gives you the right to be paid for not working?
>>27154361
> implying saving money is a bad thing
>>27154404
nah i need more free stuff lad. cant get a job because of autism. need free money from wagecuck taxpayers ba
>>27154247
Nah I'm not poleaboo. I don't normally post in /britfeel/ but it was in here that I was recommended to apply for the civil service. For a while I had some hope.
>>27154277
Cheers family. Sorry to hear about your rejection as well.
>>27154415
it;s my birth right as an englishman lad. im disabled and need free money from taxpayers to survive lad
>>27154485
>disabled
And? You still don't contribute
Get a fucking jobs you degenerates.
>>27154484
> For a while I had some hope.
Well that's your own bloody fault then, isn't it?
Is it time for bed yet?
I hate my life
>>27154484
>Nah I'm not poleaboo.
Fair enough. In which case, seriously ask for feedback. I mock mark my staff's competencies and it's usually silly stuff that brings them down.
>>27154361
NEETS BTFO
Enjoy your mandatory "job course" where you have to graft for your neetbux, it's going to happen sooner rather than later friend
Does anyone live in york, is it nice?
>>27154493
i'm british. born and bred. we have a welfare state that looks after the disabled and most vulnerable members of society lad. it's one of the fundamental aspects of british society lad, look it up
Never forget
Never
>>27154555
Lots of students, but otherwise it's alright. Rates are expensive so lots of businesses closed down so it's a bit grottier than it used to be.
>>27154559
>most vulnerable
I know it's bait, but still worked.
I think tomorrow i will go to the shop, that will be my goal and achievement for the day!
Could even walk into town to the oriental shop for some Japanese snacks.
>>27154524
>fell for the daily mail "shirkers" meme
why do you hate Great Britain so much senpai?
I've got no issues with the state looking after the vunerable.
Wanking over Anime and cocks doesn't make you vunerable.
It makes you a bender, but benders can work also.
Going to start playing through Halo soon lads
Also post waifus
>>27154564
Killed with his own knife
>>27154629
Jun is very happy about me getting a bf, she just wants me to be happy.
>>27154655
What does your doctor think about your cartoon infatuation?
How does one go about procuring a "waifu"? Serious question lads, I'm lonely and curious ...
Fake Britain is the best thing currently on telly.
Discus.
>>27154697
I dont need to see a doctor, I just speak with Jun about all my problems. She always knows just what to say.
>>27154711
When the time is right, tey find you
Lads I drank a load of beer (lots of calories) and smoked a load of weed on the weekend and ate shitloads of junk food
My gainz are ruined, I want to kill myself
>>27154602
Just hate layabouts 2bh
Blame the cocky blanketfrog fags, I've simply tarred you with all the same brush now.
Get a job
>>27154783
i'm seriously ill though mate. no joke, can't work, wish i could. understand if you hate me though blud, you're welcome to pull the trigger when the inevitable death camps become reality
>>27154779
just balance it out over the week lad. everyone has their retard days.
>>27154779
gains is a yank meme
>>27154848
>tfw every day is a retard day
>>27154629
Alright lads. Megumin wants to explode my next door neighbours.
>>27154779
If you had any gains, one cheat weekend wouldn't change anything
>>27154841
Work from home 2bh, instead of shitposting you could write reviews or articles for easy money - anyone can do it.
>>27154921
get to fuck yankie boyss gains cunts
>>27154921
Not him but it takes me ages to lose weight and only one day to put on almost a stone again
>>27154655
Who is the new man, lad?
>>27154921
The gains are still there I'm just bloated and shit
>>27154965
Yeah some people are like that. I was talking about muscles though
>>27154629
Did a bit of a silly earlier but having a comfy evening now at least lads.
Also, does anyone else enjoy watching university challenge but also hate how stupid it makes them feel?
>>27155059
UC teams are auditioned on their screen presence, not ability.
>>27154629
Your a gaijin cunt
Kampai!
What are you having/what did you have for dinner lads?
Im eating sweet potato and broccoli in a tomato sauce with cheese. A bit bland but i was just using up some stuff because i couldnt be bothered with the shops today.
>>27155217
I'm about to walk to Tesco, need food & baccy.
>Mfw, I actually got a gf at uni today, lads.
>>27155217
mummy put a spicy pepperoni pizza in the oven for me, now watching eastyenders with an IPA
>comfy
>>27155260
>>Mfw, I actually got a gf at uni today, lads.
Then you should fucking leave shouldn't you, norman.
>>27155260
>Mfw, I actually got a gf at uni today, lads.
then why are you still herenormie
>>27154229
I have an interview with them the civil service, fucking bricking it.
How do the people that filtered and mocked cumfaggot feel about the fact I have literally beaten you and won
>>27155310
I really fancied a pizza actually, pretty jealous of you m80. Hope you enjoy.
>>27155260
Good on you, whats she like?
>>27154899
explode all over them? lewd.
>>27155059
you really shouldn't watch the electric Jew lad.
>>27155217
Had some Sunday roast left over. Turned it into a breakfast hash type thing. Egg on top. Pucker.
>>27155059
Big fan of UC, going to sit down with a glass of wine to watch tonight's in a bit.
>>27155080
>UC teams are auditioned on their screen presence, not ability.
Not at all true though.
>>27155440
She's Irish, Red hair, Blue-ish eyes.
Average body, but pretty face.
I'm happy.
>see chicken kievs in fridge
>one of my favourite foods
>sister says I can't eat them because they're "for Tony"
>jokes on you love I'm getting my own flat you can have as many chicken kievs with Tony as you like you unemployed wench
>I just wanted a chicken kiev
Could be worse. At least my mum didn't dry out the beef in the slow cooker.
>>27155475
>not watching quiz shows as your only source of learning anything ever
How do you write a resignation or 'notice' letter?
Don't know what to do lads.
I really, really want to fuck a trap. But I can just about pass as a normie enough to have a few mates, and I don't want to scare them off by having them know I want to fuck a trap. They don't get it.
How do I find a trap on the sly? Are there places on the web they hang out? Do certain bars have trap nights? How do I find a cute trap, desu?
>>27155631
Sounds cute, red hair on grills is nice. Good luck to you buddy!
>>27155476
Nice, leftover roast is always a good one.
>tfw mum always refers to sunday road a "roastie"
>>27155817
Just fuck a lad you bumda
>>27155817
Go to brighton, get okcupid/match.com and look in the 'female' (kek) section and there are always some trans girls in there
>>27155817
>Craigslist
>Casual encounters
>TfM
Reminder to join the /britfeel/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpMKroZ
>>27155796
Rap it then e-mail them a link to your soundcloud bruv.
>playing the division
>escaped convict faction
>all of them are hilariously evil
>90% of their voice actors are black
>mfw
>>27155881
I got banned from the robot one in a day lets see how long I last here
>tfw wifes boyfriend keeps taking my jaffa cakes
Currently eating some daim mikado, pretty pretty pretty tasty, lads.
Chocolate biscuits in stick form is a good meme.
Is /brit/ on /int/ better than /britfeel/?
>>27156036
Yes, you should go there
>>27155817
It's fine if you're gay mate.Gay = normie these days.
>>27156036
A lot better, this place is only for bottom of the barrel brit shitposting, /brit/ is a place for patricians and truly intelligent posters who embrace british culture.
Watching the footy and rooting for Leicester desu. What's everyone else up to lads?
>>27156036
that one doesn't have me in it so what do you think?
Fuck what you heard, god blessin all the chavniggers
God blessin all the chavniggers
>>27156146
A very dark future
Do you bongs have a different name for "chads"?
>>27156260
Chavs
>>27156260
Mr Cameron and Mr Osborne
>>27156260
My friend says "Nigel"
We're watching a britfeel movie if you guys wanna join us.
bretty
good
dot
com
>>27156260
Either Jimmy or Bozzo.
>>27156260
"toffs"
>>27156260
"Jonesy, Big Dave and Gaz"
>>27154564
It was Banter martin harmless banter
Update: Wifes boyfriend has now taken my custard creams too, i'm not liking this lads
>azulad will never suck your small willie
Nigels grown like fuck. Puppies grow fast man, it's 11 weeks already
>You will forever be a circumcised subhuman
might as well shoot myself into the head
>just got back from the gym
>15p reduced sushi from Tesco yes lads
>put it down for a second
>my proper cunt of a cat starts sniffing round
>"no kitty, this is my salmon go and eat your cat food pls"
>the cunt actually takes a swipe for it and runs off with the salmon
>tfw just a block of shit rice to eat
That's it, this little shit has got to go. Any ideas lads?
>>27156467
I dont think azulad is into guysyet, give it a few years.
>>27156509
Down the toilet where shit usually goes
>>27156509
Eat the cat
>>27156509
reduced by 15p or reduced to 15p? this is important
>>27156486
Hes a reet pudgy pup lad
>>27156555
This wouldn't really work. I'm not joking when I say he's a cunt. Around a month ago I went to stroke him and he went psycho cat and sliced my arm open. It's going to scar and is in the perfect place to make me look like a self-harmer. I know for a fact it was intentional.
So what I'm saying is...I wouldn't fancy holding him down while I kill him. He's also an outdoor cat so he probably has allsorts of nasty things on him.
>>27156598
Dad's been giving him special K. Loves that shit but he's getting a little tubbers, dad doesn't understand dogs can get fat too
>>27156540
I don't care, not even he can resist a good dicking
>>27156590
Reduced to 15p. Lad, if I could show you the bargains I got today.
>23p Galaxy Cake Bars
>30p avocado
>50p chicken breasts
>24p chorizo
>8p bagels
Sometimes I love living in a shithole town where nobody eats nice food. Had to fight a couple of Romanians for it though.
>>27154292
Cuckoldery has never been this high
>>27156645
get him on some long walks, poor doggo will end up with heart issues
>>27156666
quads confirm azulad wants a big cocking
>>27156672
Wish I got some nice sales like that, all the places here jew it and only knock like 20p off food
First night in two weeks I haven't had a drink.
Small steps.
I am moving to a new place and naively think I will be able to reinvent myself.
Has anyone actual succeeded doing this?
>>27156802
Congrats lad. Keep on going, you can do it.
anyone doing anything for white genocide day this saturday?
>>27156851
Spending the day at the pub while my wife and her boyfriend get the house to themselves.
i'm listening to deftones lads
>>27156851
Might go to Aftab's and get a kebab.
>>27156893
Anon, can I ask you a bit more about your situation? I'm a regular poster in these threads but must have missed your story.
>>27156851
flirt with my online bf and play vidya games alone.
>>27156509
Sell it to a Korean.
If your near London, dump it in New Malden
I'm 18, and I was formally diagnosed with Aspergers in January. But I've known I was a misfit for years. I'm a depressed NEET shut-in, with not much hope of ever making friends or getting a good job, I was just wondering what kind of support groups would be available to people like me, and how I should socialise, because the isolation is too much to bear now. Any help, bots?
No meme answers pls...
>>27156996
end your life faggot scum
Nearly bed time boys
>>27154629
So many waifus.
If only the show weren't so painfully mediocre.
Any midlands friends here?
Worcestershire reporting in
>>27157071
You're in your support group, lad.
How was your day?
>>27157071
in real life? no idea. we have a steam group for the weebs and autists though.
>>27157127
one waifu and lots of cowtits.
>>27157071
Children should go play outside.
>>27157071
learn to live with it, I haven't had a physical conversation with anyone outside my family since I left school at 16 (being a lonely neet since then)
i had some sense of urgency to try fix myself in the late teens but now im turning 23 soon I really dont give a fuck about anyone anymore and i havent left the house this year
just think that most people are actually huge cunts and its better off not being involved with the mass majority of people
>>27157071
Where in the country are you lad? Like, which county.
southampton lads where we at?
>>27157332
East Sussex
>comment not original
>mfw
STOP
JUST STOP IT
NOBODY CARES
Any fembot willing to marry someone from another country so I can work in the UK? I promise to love you tenderly.
>>27157176
> I haven't had a physical conversation with anyone outside my family since I left school at 16
This is probably the type of shitposter who thinks he knows shit about normies and roasties even though he didn't talk with them in 7 years
Any Northampton fags here?
>20k in savings from wageslaving
>do nothing but sit in my parent's attic and watch films
>no motivation to make something of my life
Why am I such a lazy cunt? I feel like this is the point in my life where I should be creating a family and building a lineage but I'm sitting here on fucking 4chan.
>>27157136
Worcester here lad
Surrey lads, where you at?
>>27157480
>northampton
SOUTH SOUTH SOUTH
southampton is best hampton
Do you like my Screenshot?
My guy is the one at the front.
>>27157176
wow, you sound a lot like me, except I turned 23 6 months ago.
>>27157438
your not wrong about that, I do make assumptions about them
though I did stalk some people i went to school with on twitter who were cunts and they have kids/uni degrees and shit now
>>27157523
oh lawdy. WR1 here.
How's it going nieghbourino
>>27157540
Holy shit is that halo 5?the graphics look awful senpai
>>27157615
Yeah its halo 5.
The graphics are good just to cartoony if you know what I mean.
>>27157567
>>27157523
jaybeans?
>>27157567
Oh shit. I'm not that guy but I'm WR1 too
my glucose levels are so fucked i might as well give myself the lethal injection with my insulin pump lads
whhat haas thiss beccome
>>27157668
>>27157663
Post steam/skype
>>27157688
My ex was diabetic, I loved to take care of her. Maybe I can take care of you :3
check your throwaway email lads
>>27157710
i used to know someone on twitter and steam called jaybeans
>>27157747
cool got it thanks!
>>27157383
Damn, if you were over in Kent, I'd know the exact people to call.
http://www.southdownhousing.org/community-support/community-links-east-sussex
That looks like a good place to start though. I'd recommend considering a self-referral. They can link you with other agencies to help.
>>27157755
Nope not me. I go by a different name on steam/skype
>>27157799
good because he was a faggot
Anyone still follow politics now there's no election? Who do you back?
>>27155128
>kampai
>>27157642
Last halo game I played was 4, I was a really big fan of the series up until then and now I just don't bother with it.
>>27157826
only thing worth paying attention to in UK politics is farage and ukip memeing
US election is way more exciting, its like watching a reality TV show but its actually the lead the most important nation
>>27157531
Hello son, Kingston checking in. It's Surrey. Sort of.
>>27157826
I'm surprised you feel the need to ask.
>>27157826
boris Johnson to be next pm for the tories.
for the lulz.
labour no way with corbyn.
ukip would be fun also.
Any /East Kent/ man in?
>>27157826
UKIP
K
I
P
>>27157826
UKIP. Unless the tories decide to become conservative again, which is unlikely.
>>27157919
meme politics fag boy following hilarious XD memes
>>27157727
yeah maybe you can. Explain to me while all of a sudden the insulin needs significantly longer to act. I weight 75kg at 204cm height (that's underweight) and have below average insulin factors. I tried Novorapid and Humalog but they both act the same. I inject my insulin 10 minutes prior to a meal with a medium glycemic index (such as rice) and the glucose levels skyrocket to 180 and then later drop to 110 or so. a few years ago this wouldn't happen. in order to prevent this i have to inject my insulin ridiculously early, like half an hour earlier. i also tried injection sites I've never used before but same problem. this can be problematic when I want to eat at work but don't know what's for lunch 30 minutes prior to it so i have to inject the insulin and eat right after it. The fast acting insulins are actually supposed to be taken right before a meal, shit like that shouldn't happen in the first place. so what the heck is wrong with my body and how do i fix this? i asked my specialist about this but he's just like " well yeah some people suck some people have shitty genetics blablabla there is nothing u can do"
also when I stuff my face in the evening with tons of calories (2000 calories or more, lots of fat and protein) my glucose levels seem to skyrocket in the middle of the night, roughly where i fall asleep. the problem is that prior to that they remain stable so it is hard since my pump can only program a bolus over time, not one that gets released at once later. and sometimes they do NOT skyrocket at all whatsoever even though i stuffed me with the same food that caused it before.
if i dont stuff my face with greasy proteiny food in the evening i'd fucking starve to death, literally. i am currently LOSING weight despite doing it.
>>27157974
Or perhaps I'm simply opposed to uncontrolled mass immigration and ever further erosion of our national sovereignty?
I realise it's easier to say >MEMES though so you carry on.
>>27158028
>read your post
>halfway through it notice i got blurry vision
>suddenly very thirsty
>suddenly have to pee like a liter of water
woah, I think your post just gave me diabetus
>>27157826
Not really. They're all a fucking joke.
UKIP are just a meme.
We're fucked no matter who ends up in charge.
Who /earlynighter/ here? I'm going absolutely mild, lads.
>>27157909
Yeah US politics are interesting. I don't even like Trump but hope he gets in only because I hate liberals so much.
>>27157929
It's crazy that you have to vote for UKIP if you want migration to be even mentioned in politics. Really there's no one decent to vote for though.
>>27158053
you have no idea about the things you say, meme child, but keep supporting the memes... I suppose it makes it easier if you have 1000 pics of their leader because they're LMAO XD
>>27158124
Apathy is what got us into this mess. I admit there's no politician / party who will ever represent me 100% but you've got to find the best one(s) and go with it.
>>27157902
I loved 4.
I'm not the biggest fan of 5 but look at how nice my character is.
>>27158184
Another excellent rebuttal. Congratulations.
>>27158204
Looks like shit anime armor to me
>>27158199
That's the normie approach. I'm not voting until there's a party I actually like
>>27154629
Whyfoo
Interview with subway tomorrow lads
Already been rejected from mcd's and kfc so third time for fast food might be the charm
>>27157909
>tfw put a hefty bet on Trump winning at 5/1
>It keeps looking more likely that he'll actually do it
MAKE MY BANK ACCOUNT GREAT AGAIN
>>27158238
your job is to convince me to support your party but you are failing son, maybe because you don't understand politics. It's okay to be wrong my friend
if David Cameron had hilarious memes you'd support him but yeah I guess immigration affects you personally memefriend
Went on a CS:GO match to find out that all the players in my the server where Russian and Lithuanian, fuck
>>27158304
I explained why I support a party in response to your "lol memes" post. It's never been my intention to convince you of anything chum. I really don't mind how you use your vote.
>>27158300
I was going to do this but i forgot and now the odds are too shit.
Should have wacked 50 queens on the man with the plan
>>27157480
Toaster here.
>>27157931
>East Kent
You mean like Thanet?
>>27158432
>DUK AR JERBS
>THEY DUK AR JERRRRRRBBS
>DUHHH DA DUURRRRRRRR
>>27158580
Actually I'm employed but thank you for assuming.
>>27158470
Betfair offers 4.9 currently. Or try oddschecker to find an outlier.
I would add that the reason the odds are pretty long are because the probability of him winning are fairly small.
electionbettingodds.com is a handy link.
>>27158685
ta senpai
>Tummy hurts
>Go for massive poo poo
>Bum hole stretch massive
>Feel satisfied
>Tummy starts hurting again
Why lads
I really want to lick a fat girls bumhole lads
Did my first shift at Tesco today lads
I was proper good at it because I am proper good at jobs and pretending to be a turbo normie, it was boring as fuck though and quite tiring. Just had 6 months of living the NEETgod life and I can't see myself doing this for more than 6 months to build my NEETfund up again. I can't believe there are people who do this year in year out, I'd rather kill myself than a life of this wagedrudgery. Give me getting drunk in bed and shitposting any day of the week.
First good day of the year, the kind of day that temporarily puts off the dread of living in an existential nightmare.
>>27159115
Both NEETs and wagecucks are wrong. The best way is six months of each a year. Best of both worlds.
Enough to quieten the voice in your head that tells you to do something with your life and enough wonga to properly enjoy your free time.
>>27159293
Do you not have to live with your parents for that. Their nagging would get unbearable
>>27159442
I'd rather get nagged by parents while saving all my dosh than give away 75% of what I make on rent and costs like a wagey.
Maybe my parents nagging is worse. I am about to leave home and It will set my retirement plans back 50 years
Poleaboos daily cuts
Dad had a guy over to replace all the radiators in the house. Not a comfy day.
Dad also said something passive aggressive that got me down too
ded fred
>>27158673
hi im binsai i have nothing to give but the beat has another tap to be this placent time to catch a joe and bet the only left cuddle to se the caught and chosen love tri-saquared after that bonsai
>live forever beat me ill live for another
hey dude dine be rude share the desire if bibg the blademand choose the other to chin together and be flank flank forever to gather and black hnoooll
>>27158239
You made me cry.
Dead eye is waifu.
>>27160345
You're a faggot and your waifu is shit
Are you stuck with a job that makes you feel like shit?
>>27160522
No I'm going to be trading it in for another job that will probably make me feel like shit
>>27153996
Why must Normiebook be filled with Corbyn vs Cameron slander matches?
>>27160522
But what about the Official suicide method of /britfeel/?
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
Slightly under 24 hours left to vote for movie night number 6 lads! Get your vote in now!
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
