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No cumfaggots allowed
>March 13th
>>27130007
im wanking again, edging liek a badman. got some milky splurge building up in me balls. someone say something sexy and i will liveblog my cums
>>27130043
Don't accidentally think about your Mum when you finish
You cunts don't need 3 fucking threads.
Fuck off back to /int/.
>learning to drive
>people keep shilling for driving instructors
>"anon you NEED a driving instructor"
>"cannot pass without one"
Practiced for 20 hours in my dads car then took the test in his car and passed with 3 minors. When will the driving instructor meme end? All it takes is a bit of studying on your part and ur set.
>>27130031
last three weeks just flew by for me. hope it isnt like this forever and i wake up one day and im 30
>>27130068
>accidentally
wankywanks
Waifus need posting
ococ
I'm an american guy with citizenship to a EU country, thinking of moving to britain
what do I need to know?
do grilles like amerikunts
Remember when we were worried about DWP cutting benefits and making us work for free?
What happened to that?
>have anxiety
>drinking cures anxiety
>hangover makes anxiety twice as bad
How are you supposed to live with these stipulations?
>>27130218
>I'm an american guy with citizenship to a EU country, thinking of moving to britain
Good God, why?
>what do I need to know?
If you're not working within 3 months you will be ejected to your Euro country of origin.
>do grilles like amerikunts
No, tell them you're Canadian.
>>27130218
All you need to know is that you should keep a couple of condoms in your wallet at all times because US accents get British girls wetter than sea world.
Came over last year from Florida and I've literally not had a night out where girls weren't practically begging me to take them home.
cumfaggot is tilde
screencap this
my mum's chinese
my dad's japanese
and look at the state of me
Alright, lads, Sunday is game day.
Suggest to me a game that isn't too big, and I'll put it on MEGA for us all to play.
>>27130203
Been a very slow day lads. Going up the gym again tomorrow because I have nothing else planned.
>>27130399
soldat
words and things
>>27130399
warsow
>>27130417
>>27130449
Sorry lads, should have made it clear in the post but, multiplayer games tend to not work well when pirated.You can also get Warsow from their website.
>>27130220
It still exists, to an extent, it's just that a lot of the people doing it realised it was pretty much unenforceable.
>>27130101
>tfw already 30.
>>27130646
Soldat is free you faggot
>>27130092
>took the test in his car and passed with 3 minors
your dad owns a car with duel controls?
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>>27130203
Looks like an interesting TV show, Nymph-chan.
>tfw putting in "tumblr" on omegle to find qt girls
>>27130738
TBF famalan, you can take your test in any car providing you can prove it is fully insured to be driven by the driver.
Lads, just spent an hourcleaning and drying cutlerywith two 16 year old girls. AMA.
>pink boards allow boobs
/britfeel/ is pretty fuckin gay
Is this just /brit/ with less memes and more NEETs feeling sorry for themselves?
keep getting distracted from this essay lads
hate myself
>>27130399
Dungeon Keeper
To Hell with this. Time to leave.
>>27130203
At her most beautiful
>>27130800
Helping your mums?
>Mum bought a big beef tenderloin a couple days ago for Sunday roast dinner
>I told her I would take care of it and cook it because she would just waste it
>Woke up at 3pm today
>Go downstairs to find it in the slow cooker
>Just had dinner now
>It was bone fucking dry, I didn't touch it
>Only ate the roast potatoes which I had cooked since the veg was just chucked in the slow cooker too
>Mum just wasted all of it despite me explicitly saying not to
>Says 'you weren't up' - I wasn't awake to stop her from fucking up, not her fault she's a monumental retard who can't cook for shit
>It had already been in the slow cooker for 5 hours by the time I was up
AND SHE WONDERS WHY I FUCKING HATE HER.
SLOW COOKERS ARE A PLAGUE UPON COOKING, AND MY MUM IS A PLAGUE UPON THE EARTH.
FUCK.
Britfeels opinion on the stone roses?
Where's the sweet potato shepherd's pie anon? Was it nice? Tucking into my regular shepherd's pie right now.
>>27130958
I wanna be adored
>>27130958
there alright
>>27130958
>>27130986
For ages I thought this song was I wanna be a door
Like he wanted to be more open to people or something
>>27130949
She bought it. She can do a shit job of cooking it if she likes. Maybe get up a bit earlier next time?
>>27130958
Couldn't care less pal
>>27130716
>tfw 32 in 3 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdD57XkQdgA
>>27131032
actually I'm gonna be 33
>tfw so old you lose count of how old you are
>>27131047
It's cool.
I forgot it was my birthday coming up in april untill the wife asked if I wanted to go away for it.
Where does the time go?
>>27130983
It was really, really nice lad. Thanks for asking. I have some left for lunch at work tomorrow. Yessss.
>>27131014
Not she fucking can't, she is my mum she needs to do what I say. She fucking does this then starts crying when I threw the beef at her and told her to shove it up her arse. What the fuck does she expect?
Lads I'm seeing a counsellor tomorrow and I'm having trouble putting in to words how I feel
There was a post made in this thread a few days ago that summed it up perfectly, it was something along the lines of "Im depressed one week, then the next week I'm fine and think thank god I got over that" but I can't for the life of me find it in the archive
Does anyone know of the post I'm on about and remember the wording?
Thanks
>>27131202
Yea you said you were upset because of the homosexual tendencies you keep acting out on.
>being 12 years old
>>27131017
Couldn't care less that you couldn't care less pal.
>>27131331
You asked for my opinion doe, what do you expect me to say
This night is dragging so fucking much.
I just want it to be Monday morning so I can go back to work and stop replaying the same shit over and over in my head.
I can't even do anything to pass the time because it seems to go fucking slower.
>>27131232
Fuck are you on about
>Go out to get some milk
>Come back
>See strange shadow when I'm about to walk up my path
>Jump because spooked
>It was my own shadow
Can't be too careful, lads.
>>27131200
Oh dear. You should cook when you get in from work tomorrow to show how good you are at it and to make up for being a spoiled brat this evening.
Can't stop drinking lads. Think I've only gone one day in the past two weeks where I haven't touched a drop.
>>27130949
>slow cooked beef
>dry
"No"
>>27131200
If I was your mum, you'd be out on your fucking arse in a flash, m8.
Seriously, you're a cheeky twat tbqh.
>>27131583
been dinging for 3 days now, might as well make it four.
>only being able to get drunk after 10 cans of beer.
It's the worst.
>>27131583
Been my life for about a year
the only manage to go 2 days tops without it and the only way I do that is by realising how much weight its made me put on
>>27131658
Same here.
I do wonder how many days a week does the average bong drink
>>27131551
kek luckily I'm not a wagie so I can take over the kitchen when she is out of the house and actually cook myself a proper meal.
>>27131598
I'm a cheeky twat because my mum is a fucking idiot who can't follow instructions? You are a fucking idiot as well by the sounds of things.
>>27131658
>>27131698
I can't go more than 2 days typically. I'm starting wageslaving from tomorrow though so going to have to try to cut down. I can't even sleep after two days of not drinking though.
>>27131730
What's the proper meal?
Super noodles? Beans on toast? An entire bag of jammie dodgers?
>tfw someone pretends to be you on an anonymous chinese cartoon booard but you don't give a shit
>Keks all round
>>27131756
I'm a 40k a year salarykek and the pressure of work only makes me drink more.
anyone reckons the feminists will complain when we get another king instead of a queen?
>>27131820
Why would they? We've had a Queen for decades.
>>27131820
I think they made it so if the first born is a girl they can be queen now so its just 50/50 for george's kid
>>27131807
Do you ever go into work hungover?
>>27130949
>woke up at 3pm
>bitches to mummy about how she can't cook steak
and i thought i was pathetic
ooh tick tock wagies
tick.... tock...
>>27131865
m8 I occasionally turn up still drunk
I have people reporting into me
Its killing me
>>27131820
No
Two of our best queens were women
Feminists should be proud
>>27131848
>Why would they?
You have seen feminists... right?
>>27131820
They'll probably campaign to change that law about how if a woman marries in she's only a princess but if a guy marries in he is the king or whatever it is. Then they'd campaign to get the national anthem changed to 'god save the king and queen'.
These after all are the issues that affect repressed women around the world.
>>27131820
No, you daft fuck. Maybe because we still have a fucking monarchy, but not because a bloke's suddenly helming it.
>>27131877
I hated being NEET for the one week where I actually was. Was so depressing.
I respect you for being able to cope with it
>>27131879
What do you mean reporting into you? Like grassing you up?
>>27131756
Monday and Tuesday are easy, Wednesday is a struggle, thursday is near impossible, Fri-sat-sun are definite
>>27131913
I volunteer for 20 hours a week, don't feel too bad.
>>27130834
Good choice, lad.
This weeks game is Dungeon Keeper, have fun lads.
https://mega.nz/#F!mRwy3I6C!09LzifUYMFL4rS9Ur9rkMQ
>>27131913
Some people handle the NEET life better than others.
I for one, have never worked a single day in my life and would probably die if something forced me into wagieness.
>>27131884
>Two of our best queens were women
heh
>>27131202
it was something along the lines of you being a massive gayboy and how you wanted a nice girly chit chat about your emotions with an understanding state employed therapist which eventually leads you to getting your balls chopped off and then naming yourself melinda
or some shit like that
>>27131781
Maybe that is all you can make because you are a lazy fucking wageslave but I actually have time to study things such as cooking and can make proper meals.
I'm going to make chicken fried steak with homemade mash tomorrow.
>>27131958
Sometimes I envy that.
Then my job affects government policy and it all seems worth it. For a while, anyway.
>>27131950
How does this all work then?
>>27130203
posting waifu to ease the pain
>>27131913
I love being NEET and hate being a wagie. Being a wagie really makes me strongly contemplate suicide on a daily basis. I just can't hack it.
I'll chip in this round
memes aside, I really don't know how NEETs can function
Any time I have free time I get bored
I genuinely love having a lack of time, a structure to my life
>5am wake up, run
>6am home, shower, groom, change
>7am breakfast
>8am leave for work, in by 9
>12/1pm lunch, go into the city with colleagues
>2/3pm return to work
>5pm leave work
>5:30pm gym
>6:30pm home
>7pm dinner
And then I just do whatever
It's really fun having the structure but I sort of respect NEETs for being able to get so much value of their time, if they're happy then more power to them
>>27132010
Why is her leg coming out of her vagina?
>>27131960
Oops
You know what I mean
just ate a fridge-cold pork and stuffing batch with apple sauce because I was too hungover yesterday morning to eat it warm. ended up having pork crackling for breakfast. love it when mates come to visit, we always have a butchers breakfast.
>watching a doco on moggies
>tfw wish my flat allowed pets
I miss my cat lads. I mean I see him everytime I visit my mum, but it's just not the same.
>>27132050
God I wish I could handle a turbo normie robotic (as in machines, not us) type lifestyle like that. I could manage that for about 2 days before I went off the rails.
>>27131997
Download the exe, this weeks the rip is from GOG so just install it as you would any other GOG game, i.e. running the .exe.
The other folders have things like artwork and such.
>>27131967
You speaking from experience mel?
I like that this thread always have older men like me, even if I do not live in Britain. I constantly feel I will be killed for being a loser at 30.
>>27132082
I wish I had a cat so much. I look after 1 stray at the moment but my mum doesn't let him in the house because he is a proper homeless type cat. I wanted to take him to the vet to get him cleaned up and fixed so I could move him in but it is just so expensive.
>tfw cat to curl up on bed and keep me warm while I browse the internet and I can pet him to make me happy and ease my anxiety
>>27132051
SSSHUT UP!!! BAKA
>>27131146
Lost time feels so frivolous to be in love being the words that are words that can't be owned to be or not to be is the question that requires no answer.
>>27132099
Can we play it multiplayer with britfeel?
>>27132116
We're all in this together, I can see it now that I'll still be on this site when I'm 40
>>27132179
>not killing yourself by the time you're 4-
That is pretty beta tbqh mate
>ordering fent from the dnm
>plan to OD
soon it will all be over
>>27132174
Looking into it, DK has a multiplayer mode, but it's more of a 2 player vs thing.
The idea was this was a sort-of book club thing, where we play vidya for a week and report back at the end
>>27132252
>>27132205
>>27132179
>>27132116
Im not sure you guys really believe what you are actually saying, ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
>>27130949
Here.
>>27131200
>>27131730
>>27131968
You've had your keks m8.
Pic related is some of the leftover beef which my mum wasted. As you can all see, it is bone fucking dry and far beyond cooked.
I was going to cook this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgq_bSOH2U
I was looking forward to eating it, too. Usually I just cook some bullshit I find on youtube. I've taken over cooking for the family for the past year doing so, and as a NEET, it is basically the only somewhat constructive thing I do, and one of the very few things in the real world that I sometimes enjoy. By no means does following youtube recipes make me good at cooking, it just means that I can follow simple instructions.
I'm less pissed off about the beef being wasted - mum's never cooked anything good. I'm more mad about her doing exactly what I told her not to do, and what I said I would handle myself. She cannot follow simple instructions.
Think I'm going to try setting up a booty call tomorrow lads. Wish me luck, I can't keep wanking three times a day.
For anyone interestedi.e. no-oneI did get shitwrecked at the wedding last night after all, and it was a reet laugh being a wasted beta annoying everyone.
>>27132337
Looks fucking ruined mate, fucking plebs scared of a bit of blood
>tfw when you share a house and you just want to masturbate but need complete silence to do so
It's nearly 9pm, why the fuck are they cooking a meal lads? I just want to cum and fall asleep.
>>27132337
God, it looks like fucking leather.
You should cook together with her, so you can supervise.
>>27132275
Oh that's cool. I'll do that.
>>27132337
Just put some gravy on it, christ man stop moaning
>>27132156
>mad mans going to loose worlds with words
>>27132337
Shouldn't have been such a lazy cunt and woken up at 3 then
>>27132442
Kek why are you so mad just because you can't cook for shit? You're probably a little beta who lets his mum walk all over him and never stands up for himself apart from on 4chan
>>27132399
>just put gravy on it
Tastebudless pleb detected. I eat REAL food mate.
>>27132495
You don't even realise how much of a prick you are mate, I feel sorry for your mum
>>27132050
>1-3 hour lunchbreak
>lol i love work life
my lunchtime is getting to eat my sandwich as i bring a hod full of bricks up the scaffold
>>27132520
Did you see the fucking beef? Should feel sorry for me having to grow up having her cook that shite.
Sorry we can't all be born with Delia Smith as our mums
>>27132399
Didn't have any in the kitchen. We're one of those nightmare families where one of us is a picky eater towards something so none of us have it. Dad doesn't like gravy, so nobody has gravy.
>>27132495
Have a (you). Nice keks for impersonating me for a while tho.
>>27132495
Hahahaha wind your neck in mate
Unlike you I'm a grown up, flew the coop at 18 so jog on
Enjoy mummy's roastie beef though :)
literally tho guys
>>27132645
>grown up
>can't even use paragraphs
>is jealous of me because he can't cook properly
top kek kiddo
>>27132544
Sorry to hear that senpai, you a builder? You could be earning massive cash if to play your cards right
>>27132682
I'm an apprentice chimney orator, it is okay but hard work.
>>27132668
But you can cook well my friend? Is that my mummy wummy cooks all your din dins
Howling with laughter
>>27132701
Fair dos mate, like I said there's potential for mega bucks in that sort of industry
>>27132711
Are you fucking stupid? Can you not read? I cook my meals until my mum decides not to follow my orders and fuck everything up. I could cook you under the able you little melt. What is the best thing you ever cooked? Probably a fucking microwave spaghetti from Aldi.
i just feel like crying
Gonna start looking for some part-time jobs. Where should I look and what sort of work would you recommend?
>>27132766
what's up anon? share your feels.
>>27132701
>chimney orator
You talk to chimneys?
>>27132751
The problem is in a lot of housing now, flats and what not, a lot of people don't have their own chimneys so it's not something that is really thought about by the building owners. As a result most of our business is out in the country, which is alright because it is nice to get out there but sometimes I have to be up at 5 in the morning and won't be home to 7 at night due to the travel.
>>27132803
I bet his mum cooked some beef for him and it turned out badly.
>>27132765
>Are you fucking stupid?
>Mum must follow my orders
>I could cook you under the table you little melt
You've cheered me up, thanks.
>>27132765
Screeching with laughter at your pathetic life
>m-mummy no I wanted pot noodles reeeeeee! This beef is dry reeeeeee
>>27132811
Good pay?
Just watched Creed
It's well good
>>27132916
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
>>27132902
I am just an apprentice so it is what you would expect at the moment. Once I am fully qualified next year I will be earning 25k and that can go up on experience and obviously how good you are.
>>27133028
That's good mate, about the same as most grad jobs
>>27132867
>implying I eat pleb tier food pot noodles
You really can't read can you? I'm not a dirty chav like you, I cook my own food with the freshest ingredients. Stop projecting.
Like I said, my mum fucked up, that is on her, I don't know why you are taking it out on me. She just needs to learn.
>>27133054
Hahaha you're throwing your toys out the pram because your mum made the beef a little bit too dry
Hahahahaha
>>27132803
idk mate life just seems shit right now and when i think about it i've been feeling this way for a long time
i hate my job and want to leave, even though i technically can i wouldnt be earning any money if i did
i remember feeling this way about school, i couldnt wait to leave so i could have freedom, so i went neet and was free but then i wasnt gaining anything and was digging myself into a deeper and deeper pit
now i want to leave my job and be free again but know i'll just be sitting on the computer 90% of the time, which i do enjoy most of the time but then i'll be in that pit again
i wish i could just work online
What mental illness does the man being interviewed have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0F6aihUuv0
There are so many people like this I am sure at this point it has to be a mental illness.
>>27133087
>laughing because I care about what goes in my body
Sorry I'm not a fat piece of shit like you mate.
>>27133104
Arab talking like a black man. This is what happens in London.
>>27133091
>i remember feeling this way about school, i couldnt wait to leave so i could have freedom, so i went neet and was free but then i wasnt gaining anything and was digging myself into a deeper and deeper pit
>now i want to leave my job and be free again but know i'll just be sitting on the computer 90% of the time, which i do enjoy most of the time but then i'll be in that pit again
I know this feeling exactly mate. I was and am exactly the same.
>>27133134
Hahahahahaaha
>mummmmyyyyyy the beef is too dry I only want wet beef I told you I care about what goes in my body rrreeeeeeeeeeee
>>27133146
Everyone speaks black in london mate. Its a shit hole now. Wouldnt happen if the krays were still around.
>>27133188
Wow you sound like you a proper sperging out mate. Enjoy being an autistic child.
Behold, >>27133134, the product of an unloving mother.
*poos in nappy*
Mummy this beef is too drrryyyyyyyyy
>>27133264
u mad boi
Anglo-American here (dual citizenship). Is it worth coming back to the UK yet, lads?
>>27133264
>unironically being this autistic
>>27133405
Not until are boy Nige saves us.
>>27133405
If you want to eat dry beef, then yes.
lads im starting college next year seen as i never went before.
What course should I do?
Im honestly clueless and dont want to do a levels.
>playing BF4
>some twat in a heli keeps killing me
>team is too shit to shoot him down
>says he's a pain in my ass in chat
>kicked
>read note
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED: No swearing
>mfw
>>27133460
Chimney oratation apprenticeship lad here, do they offer that course where you are?
>>27133524
>ass
Should have said "arse" like you're supposed to and the yanky moderation bot would havee been too bamboozled to know what to do.
>>27133405
Why would you want to? It's dark, grey, miserable as fuck (except for 2 weeks in the summer) and everything is expensive.
This is a country for 3rd worlders who want a 1st world country where English is the national language. Not for those who already live in an English speaking 1st world country
>>27133530
Is that like fitting chimneys or something?
Sounds like hard work.
yanks aren't even trying to hide their presence in these threads any more
Shaking my bloomin head
>>27133603
Yea it ranges from fitting, to maintenance and decoration.
It is hard work. If you are not a very fit person and would prefer a desk job of sorts it is probably not for you.
My girlfriend has just started taking a course in. Input Logging so that is a good one you could do for a desk job type of qualification?
>>27133634
I know me old china. It really grinds my gears seeing these disgusting yank scumbags polluting our Britfeel threads. I wish they all would bloody well keave
>>27133654
I'm clueless about what i want to do honestly.
I was supposed to go to college two years ago when i was 16 but I couldn't due to family issues.
If i dont go this year i get fined because of the new bullshit law so ive got to do something for two years.
What's /britfeel/'s prefered cereal?
I quite like Honey Cheerios.
>>27133808
asda do these banana shreddies and theyre fucking class mate
>>27133808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YcsXd1ZQHA
Lads, is my boss dropping hints that one of our coworkers likes me?
A coworker said that I have a nice physical feature and my boss said 'careful, she eats after mating' and it got awkward and embarrassing.
Fast forward two days later and he says that when they hired me I could have made the interview shorter by just flirting with that same girl as she would have been won over by me doing that and 'it probably would have worked'
>>27131756
I drank a litre of whiskey over 2-3 nights for 3 years. Got a job 8 months ago and continued. Stopped 3 weeks back. I found it hard to sleep for the first 2 nights but it gets way easier really quickly. The evenings feel longer now, like I can do more with my limited time. I can go to bed later too and feel fine in the morning. It's not hard, you'll manage without a struggle.
>>27133808
Fruit and fibre man myself
Either that or rolled oats with peanut butter and frozen raspberries
>>27133848
Your boss sounds like a sperg desu mate you should usurp him.
>>27133808
The answer is Clusters.
>>27133867
Thanks for the vote of confidence mate.
>>27133848
Bosses don't want their employees dating, so no. It's a HR nightmare
>>27133808
i hav beef but mummy made it dry waaaaah
>>27133902
Then why would he keep saying shit like that?
>>27133913
Because he's an idiot trying to be a "lad" and "matey" with you
>>27133658
yank detected
good try
>>27131906
you are a daft cunt aren't you. who do you think PRINCE phillip is?
>>27133965
William's son...?
just got banana bread beer after someone went on about it in this thread.
>>27133848
Yes how is this not obvious?
Ask her out you fucking retard.
>>27133961
Blatantly a Brit pretending to be an American trying to pretend being a Brit
So I am unemployed again as of 2 weeks ago. I had a contract which wasn't renewed. Sucks but it was expected as it was oil industry.
I signed up for JSA and turns out it's now "Universal Credit". I went to the meeting and it all seemed normal, I signed shit and blah blah blah. I was on JSA for 4 months last year due to similar situation (redundancy in oil industry) and when looking through these sheets today I am kinda baffled. I've just been filling in what I've done each day but I noticed the wording is different once I worked my way down the page.
These sheets say I need to be searching for work full-time and I need to be putting 1 task to 1 box with a duration I spent doing it. It says I need to spend 37 hours on job sites or whatever. When I was on JSA the base requirement was like 30 actions per week, I was usually doing 20 "actions" 3 or 4 days per week so I was totally fine.
Do any of you know seriously they take this shit? This seems fucking crazy. I have a CV that I've spent a lot of time on, 75% of jobs I can apply to require just attaching my CV. The rest require a CV and some questionnaires.
Anybody from newcastle here?
I went up there yesterday for a uni visit, and its really good
how are you a robot with so many stripclubs around?
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
Movie Night next friday is open for polling fellows, make sure to get your votes in before it closes tuesday midnight. As mentioned previously, film nominations are now being taken in chat after the film rather than cluttering up the thread with them. The list for this week is:
>Hot Fuzz
>Pick of Destiny
>Tropic Thunder
>The Room
>True Lies
>Demolition Man
>Police Squad
>Mad Max 2
>Karate Kid
>Heat
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
>>27133808
Weetabix mate, a real mans breakfast.
>>27134143
VOTE PICK OF DESTINY LADS
>>27134041
You say yes, some say no, can't be that obvious and I'm borderline autistic
well, nearly finishing uni with a bad degree from a meh uni
dont wanna go home and live with my parents
dont wanna stay in this shit town
what the fuck do i do lads
>>27130203
Jun is here to make everything better.
>>27134143
Quite like the Mad Max 2 desu lads.
>>27134218
What degree + town?
H E M E L
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>>27134218
Well when I finished uni I worked until I had enough money to buy my own place.
Now I live in it, alone, with no friends or family near by and just sit waiting for the hours to pass until I go back to work.
It's a harrowing existence tbqh. Should've used the house money to go travelling or some shit like normies do.
>be me
>virgin
>have big cock
>put a dick pic on a large dick dating site
>qt 360 wants my dick, like at least a 7/10
>hit it off, we talk online for a few days
>get proof that she is real through some sneaky online stalking
>she lives about 3 hours away
>start talking about meeting up
>totally pussy out and stop chasing contact with her
>silence for 2 weeks
>in which time i uploaded a couple more pics
I then recieve pic related...
What do I do lads?
>>27134301
Shag her obviously! Also post dick, I'm curious
>>27134301
>tfw virgin and tiny benis
>>27134301
yeh lad post some of that penis.
>>27134301
Post cock here desu.
>>27134202
I'm no aspie, I can read signals perfectly well and it's clear that she is into you. Your boss can see it, hence the cheeky bants.
If you don't act on this you have no right to complain about no gf.
>>27134227
2.1 in Collective Geography. I live in Nottingham at the moment and it is baaaad.
>>27134249
I don't believe in land ownership so I won't be doing that.
>>27134431
>Collective Geography
Though you were gonna say an art subject and I was about to reassure you that le STEM meme was a lie. But yeah Geog is a fuckup
>>27134067
anyone?
make me original comment
>you weren't born into an upper class American family
I don't really like Americans but they have a nice country, their houses are so much bigger (even if they are made from cardboard) and there is so much more stuff to do over there.
>>27134506
Shame the good stuff like buying booze out there you have to wait til 21, fuck that
>>27133992
prince phillip is the queen's husband, friendo
>be me
easiest way to spot reddit
>>27134431
>I don't believe in land ownership so I won't be doing that.
What does this even fucking mean you nutter. You should want to buy property and jump on the bandwagon like everyone else. House prices are predicted to go up 25% in the next 5 years, it's crazy that they're still going up.
Or you could just wait for the next crash.
>>27134506
Nice weather too in various parts. Cheaper food, cheaper fuel, cheaper housing. Much, much more open space and a huge variety in geography.
My favourite country tbf
>>27134544
if you're not 21+, then you're effectively a child and need to fuck off this website
>>27134645
Shame about the people though.
>>27134639
I don't mean from a financial perspective. I don't believe we as humans have the right to own land.
>>27134695
People are knobheads everywhere. so there's not much you can do about that
>>27134553
I thought the Queen was single and a virgin? Isn't that part of her whole gimmick?
>Tfw another week approaches
What you got planned for the week ahead lads?
>Gonna look into getting some decent speakers for computer
>Gonna also look at getting a new TV stand
>>27134712
I know, but Americans are too loud and outgoing for me. I like it here where most people keep their heads down and stfu. Having a bunch of people smiling at me, looking me in the eye and talking to me would be a nightmare.
>>27134756
Go to work, come home, eat, sleep, repeat.
Fuck me I need a hobby.
>>27134733
are you stupid or summat
>>27134343
>>27134371
>>27134373
Asking for dick pics and not tits, classic 4chan.
I'm not getting it out for you lads...
>>27134671
t. 22 year old with needless superiority
>>27134566
be me used to be a 4chan thing
>>27134820
so did everything you see on reddit
>>27134817
t. literal child
>>27134808
Why the fuck not? We wanna see what kind of dick makes a girl react in such a way.
If you post yours, I'll post mine too so you don't feel all self conscious about it.
>apply for a few jobs half arsed to keep my parents happy
>one of them phones up and I now have an interview at tesco tomorrow
oh shit
>>27134762
>>27133405 here.
You get used to it after a while. In fact British people often sound like miserable cunts to me now.
I realize that they actually are in most cases.
>>27134808
i already posted my dick lad, why not post yours.
>>27134850
kek this exact same thing happened to me. I start working there tomorrow. The bloke didn't even give me a chance to throw the interview he just hired me on the spot. Was like he was onto and my NEETgod lifestyle so decided to fuck me out of it because he is a bitter wagie.
>>27134850
If your parents don't know, don't show up.
If they do, have a massive panic attack.
>>27134850
>This happened to me
>Ended up xmas temp at M&S
>Taken on permanently in New Year
>Probably the best thing I ever did
>Gave me a rich social life, money, personal growth, got me really healthy, lost 110 lbs total down to 170 at lowest
Hopefully this works out m8
>>27134853
Most people here probably are. I don't know how Americans can be so fucking happy about everything all the time.
>>27134850
Did you list references?
Your only silly fault if you did. They wouldn't hire you without them, so no worries if you didn't.
>>27134923
>shilling for wageslavery
Literally for what purpose?
>>27134947
no one wants to be a robot m8
>>27134923
How did all that happen, my job is probably one of the worst things that happened to me.
Sure I have lots of money but because I ahd to move I have no friends and sitting at a desk all day has got me fat as fuck.
>>27134958
Yes we do, that's the entire point.
Robots aren't normies nor are we normie wannabes (normalfags).
>>27134900
good luck mate I'm quite good at hiding my power level but still got massive social anxiety
>>27134915
nah he rang the house phone and ofcourse my dad got to it first
>>27134923
thanks mate, glad it worked out for you.
>>27134938
I listed one reference which was my fucking dad.
>>27134929
A lot of them are faking it because that's the culture. When I first got here, the extremely happy to see you assistants in stores took me off guard.
Some are just genuinely happy because life can actually be good here.
>>27135002
>my Dad
Haha, those don't count!
>>27134958
Literally all I want is to be a NEET sitting at home all day playing vidya and having pets. I have no desire to have friends or anything like that. I like talking to people on here but I don't enjoy people in real life. I'm not a failed normie.
>>27135002
Don't worry they never check references.
Hot Fuzz is on syfy lads
>>27134848
whatever then lad, if it's for science....
>>27135228
yeh that looks like a nice dick i guess.
If you're a neet, vote for Heat. Join the campaign.
>>27135228
I heard that women hate unmutilated dicks and no uncut man has ever gotten laid, and that's why we need to cut the dicks of male babies, so that when they grow up they'll be able to get sex.
But here you go posting an uncut dick saying a woman likes it.
The two stories can't be compatible. One of them has to be wrong.
>>27135447
>Yank/ Kike/ Mudslime
out
>>27134067
I can only speak for myself but my work coach lets me right in my own note pad. What I do is list the the websites and the amount of time I spent on them during the day. I then list any jobs I applied for that day and note how long the application took me. I have probably not searched for more than 20 hours a week despite being required to search 35. Despite this i've not been sanctioned once and i've been claiming since july.
>>27134143
>Hot Fuzz is winning and i'm not even fixing it this time.
Yes
>>27133104
London looking like fucking Somalia
>>27135228
That's like the goldilocks dick. Not too big to be unusable. Big enough to be intimidating.
Well done my lad.
Just found a new robot movie about a 42 year old Icelandic virgin living with his mother.
Gunna watch it tomorrow and report back tomorrow as to how legit it is.
This thread is fucking dead.
been NEET since November, starting a job tomorrow. really just don't want to do it, it's a really good job but i just hate getting up in the morning and i don't want my internet time to be reduced. i am 100% serious
>>27130229
>live
That's where you're going wrong
>>27135943
>you can't avoid life behave
Oh goodie. More normative propaganda
>>27135228
Nice cock lad. As promised, here's mine.
>Start new job
>fall in "love" with the first female coworker who talks to me
Why do I always do this to myself?
Poleaboos daily cuts
Mad today, laptop keeps BSOD-ing
>>27136126
>Arm starting to look like a doner kebab
>>27136086
bit dinky mate
>>27136197
It's 6.8" length, 5" circumference.
Pretty shit photo tho.
>>27136086
the tip looks dirty
fucking disgusting m8
>>27136126
if you're going to cut at least do it right you insufferable vapid cunt
>>27136257
Pull the other one, lets see an iphone next to it
>>27136126
Try and cut something meaningful, like a Japanese kanji.
>>27136126
>tumblr emo kid meme
>>27136683
Cutting vertically can very likely kill you
Someone just end me lads.
>tfw it's your fault your oneitis met the guy that's now cucking you
>>27136968
>giving a shit about roasties
What's it like being 15?
No idea what to do with myself lads.
Going into my third year being a neet. No education and never worked. No clue what job I'd even enjoy doing.
In other news I'm using my tablet for the first time in ages (Nexus 7) and it's very comfy. Emulating Pokemon Yellow and shitposting in bed.
>>27136984
23 actually
I've yet to grow up
Who do you get along with better? Your mum, or your dad? Why do you think it is?
>>27136987
Poleaboo feels you to some extent though you are either only 19 or 21
Too young to feel true despair
Job centre should hook you up with some kind of training
>>27137517
i get along with both but in very separate ways. my old man is straight up a super-ego, we talk about work and responsibility and it's very pleasant that after years of being a fuck-up i've finally come out on top and he admits to being proud of me. i can appreciate the guy.
my mum's actually a friend with to me. she's a bit depressive and she's let herself become dumb after years, but she loves me so intensely and unconditionally. if i said either, i'd have to say my mother, but getting along with her comes with sacrificing certain liberties ("oh don't do that, you wouldn't do that to your mother" kind of stuff)
had a takeaway, watched hunger games.
drinking tea, pretty comfy.
just got to find something to occupy myself till bed.
>>27130031
>march 14th
jesus christ
2 more days off then back to the wage cuck life.
I fucking hate my job but the pays decent and I'm not too keen on the people I work with. We have nothing in common and they're all at least 10 years older than me.
Not only that but the fittest bird I work with is a 5/10 ginger...
>>27136103
To be fair I did this and she ended up being my gf
>>27136086
cut your fucking nails
I used to do that when I was in primary because I couldn't get orange peels open without long nails but now I just use my teeth since I'm not a completely greasy cunt
>>27137517
My mum. I have always disliked to vehemently hated my father and i credit my non existant work ethic to seeing him wagecuck through my life.
He's retired now but used to commute to London and i basically never developed any relationship with him.
My mother was always there for me so its an easy pick.
>just had some crackers and cheese with tabasco
>finish
>put plate down
>dog with eyes bigger than his belly starts licking the plate
>burns his tongue on tabasco
>licking thin air due to burning tongue
>mfw
Anyone else huffing the brasso tonight? Peace from Teesside! The real Kings in the North! UTB!
>>27138078
>huffing
Enjoy your brain damage and heart attack. I do drugs but huffing is literally the lowest, stupidest, scummiest thing you can do drugs wise.
who /lancaster/ here
>>27138188
>>27138188
>>27138188
>>27138188
Don't knock it till you've tried it sweetheart. We all get nostalgic for getting ripped on whatever the DT teacher left lying around the shop in the mid 90s. Feel a bit sorry for anyone who didn't inhale varnish or woodglue for a headrush as a nipper!
anyone want to watch me wank?
>>27138344
a lad in my old school died from that shit, but tbf my area is piss poor so he probably would've done something else to get himself killed eventually
>drink beer
>masturbate
>feel nauseous
Pretty bad feel 2bh
3 months with no job and keep failing interviews somehow
Gg life
>>27138344
I'll enjoy my weed and pills while you enjoy your brain damage.
>>27138392
Ganj and eccies are for special occasions unless you're suburban student GAP YAH cunt. I bet you live in Surrey and Mater and Pater bought you a Glasto ticket cos you got a 2:2 you fucking rem.
sicked up a bit of curry and it burnt my throat.
>>27138358
y,,yes pls
>>27138673
Good lad. Neck some milk and you'll be sound mate.
>>27138732
are you gay?
23
4382
>>27138807
well sorta i'm bi
>>27138851
oke
how old are you
>>27138967
A whopping 18 years old
Thoughts on Guildford?
Might be moving there soon
>>27138994
hmm i'm 23
dont want to feel like a pedo
what kind of willies do you like?
>>27139032
hey 18 is way over the legal age of 16
also I don't really have much of a preference in that area if you get meh
>>27139119
that's true, if you were 17 i would feel a bit noncey though
do you have skype?
>>27139164
Nah but I plan on making an account fairly soon maybe tomorrow if I have time
my kik is squigly132 if you want to keep in touch until then though
>>27136126
Down the street, not across the road if you want to end it.
>>27139289
what?
324
did everyone go to bed
>>27140049
im here anon, im still awake
i'm up too
>>27130949
It was her beef to do with as she wanted. Should have kept your big fat mouth shut.
>>27140622
where do you live?
83484
>>27140730
why are you so broke nigga?
>>27140808
borderline insane?
how old are you?
how do you get the money?
Jon Richardson confirmed for robot
>>27140890
wonder why he deleted this
>>27141020
The man cucked David Mitchell. He's not one of us.
>>27138851
>well sorta i'm bi
bad news m8
Up early lads, good chance I'm going to get sacked from work today.
Can only hope 2bh
sleep for an hour before work or try to manage the day on the little sleep i got between 12 and 4am
>>27144245
Take em to a tribunal, call it a hate crime
Waiting at the train station on my way to work. Still feel drunk from last night.
This isn't going to end well.
>>27144742
I got the distinct impression that you're Japanese
>>27144795
Nah m8, I'm from Acton.
GOOD MORNING MATEYS
Wow, the thread survived the night, I'm genuinely impressed.
>>27146258
Smug neets thrive in the wee hours of Monday mornings
I've got a willy and I'm not afraid to use it.
Anyone harrow/wealdstone here?
Xbone is here lads
>>27147352
You the lad getting the Halo games?
>>27147352
>xbone
lol
>>27147373
Ye
>>27147403
What's the problem lad
>>27147421
Don't forget to get yer "free" games with gold.
Also, if you can spare 20 quid, get a year of EA Access.
You get access to a fuckton of games with that, shit like Dragon Age Inquisition, Titanfall, Both Battlefield games and a bunch of sports games. Also, 10 hour game trials are fucking based.
>>27147352
Much prefer my PC but I'd like to get a PS4 or Xbox at some point because there are some good exclusives I'd like to play and not only that but it's comfier sat with a joypad playing vidya
>>27147476
I have a PC too, but the lack of Halo is no good
One side of my mouth really fucking hurts, been popping ibuprofen for a few days but I just checked in the mirror with a torch and one of my teeth right at the back on the left is fucking grey.
What do? haven't seen a doctor or a dentist since I was a kid, I don't really know how to do it
is it happening this year?
>>27147529
dont eat food on that side of your mouth, when resting your head on your pillow, dont rest that side of your face on it, dont apply any pressure to the area and keep using painkillers when possible, eventually it will go away and you must follow those instructions to make sure it doesnt come back
>>27147476
If you have a PC and want to get a console for exclusives then you're better off with the PS4. Half of the Xbox's exclusives are now coming out on PC and Microsoft are really pushing to link the two together for some reason.
It's pretty stupid if you ask me, it just takes away reasons to buy an Xbox.
>>27147476
10/10 cable management. Mine is like a spider's web. Also it's full of dust because I built it a year ago and have never cleaned inside
Sitting in my GP don't like this desu lads
>>27147573
What if the exclusives you want are on Xbox, and not PS4? Like Halo, for example. Also, Forza Horizon 2.
>>27147631
Forza is coming to PC and Halo should have ended with the third one.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/13/gary-lineker-leicester-city-premier-league-title
>Something extraordinary is happening in the world of football. Something that defies logic. Something truly magical. Something that makes me well up with emotion because this something is happening to my team. The team I have supported since I was the size of a multipack of crisps.
Gary Lineker literally can't rationalise the world without crisps.
>1200 quid council tax
Fucking why. My council does nothing, bin men are so shit we have to manually dump our stuff in the tip anyway because they take ONE bin bag a fortnight. One fucking bag.
Why the fuck do I have to pay this shit, I already a fucking load of my wages due to fucking income tax.
>>27147476
>this shit PC again
>>27147640
Horizon 2 isn't. You're thinking of Forza 6, the boring simulator driving game. Also, I'm pretty sure it's not the full version of the game either.
>1.6k income tax
>600 quid council tax
>300 quid pension contribution
>600 quid rent
>250 quid mixed utility bills (quarterly)
>boss is fucking around with my pay
This month is going to fucking hurt lads. Anybody want a quicky in my arse? Since I'm already being fucked, you might as well join in.
>>27147666
Stay jealous. Off to play some vidya, nip.
Is being ok with mediocrity the same as being depressed? I have no motivation to do anything except post on 4chan, but I don't feel bad about it.
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>>27147529
could be an abscess.
find your local nhs dentist on google, make phone call asking if they are taking on patients atm. if not ask them when to ring back and check again.
you`ll may need to go to the nhs emergency dentist but try normal first, they will advise you.
if your face starts going numb, go to hospital or something cos that can be fatal.
Might throw myself in front of a train today lads, might as well fuck other peoples day up while I'm killing myself.
>>27147774
Not at all. You've reached the ultimate goal of acceptance of your fate.
Depression is largely due to yearning for somthing else or an escape.
>>27147777
>read first go do it
Lads lads to argue black coffee is black and be the operator of the coffee sweetener to still own a teddy till shop drop to the last last lens in the one live stream and to fall in the rivers are not burns in darkness to hear all our water lives underground but still will a way to steam, sauna then fear a cold wet wondering shower then washing your hands once the routine is done. Slowly snapping on the rubber gloves again to start a kick urge to remodel the kitchen again. The natural rubber blue feels good on my skin is so confusing "keep the clean off your hands and concentrate on your mind again" I think to myself.
>A bleak dark goat named rose let out a black bark to be the colour of a noise to fit comfortably into a rainbow to wait till it rains to snap some bonsai arms and start a fire if needs be. To start a fire, to boil, to separate, hydrocarbons and say the tea soaked future of the gossip column known to be a future builders time 2 milk 2 sugars is a quick cup of tea to wain over a queen to sign in, pick a name and join the long line of who's last to need this lone time alone on the naughty step again to think not big marketing but making some ones life hell is crazy to let them get on with your own life and let them get in with their meme and then meme to forget triangle let the lads lads out
>tfw it's the normie "steak and blowjob day"
I just want a nice blowjob.
>>27148076
I'll have your steak if you don't want it.
>>27148104
Yeah you can. I find steak to be too chewy.
Going to make myself a pack of instant noodles to eat, and then play some JC3. Not a bad plan desu.
haha just had a cheeky poo lads
>>27148541
you absolute madman hahaha
>>27148156
Only poor quality steak is chewy. A good quality steak when cooked correctly is delicious and melts in your mouth.
I once went to Wales for the weekend with a mate and we stopped in this hostel in the middle of nowhere where we had local deer steak for lunch and it was fucking amazing. So, so tender and cooked to perfection
>>27148541
>>27148612
>replying to your own posts
Eek
>>27148655
I think you need to go and have a little sleep, you seem cranky
>>27148541
absolute lad
Poleaboo is posting via the Job Centre wifi
>bird keeps biting my hand while I'm trying to play vidya
LADS I SWEAR DOWN I'M GONNA RING HIS FUCKING NECK IN A MINUTE.
I have indigestion and need to go work out
Pretty sure I will throw up everywhere if I do
What do lads?
>>27148698
How you doing, poleaboo my man?
>>27148708
Sounds like excuses.
original
>>27148723
Its really not
Got sulphur burps and everything, just popping some Rennie's and drinking lots of water
Hoping it will go soon
Does anyone else have this problem where if you wank for too long, your foreskin gets pulled back a bit and won't return to its normal position for up to a day or so?
>it's a jobcentre day
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>tfw graduate
>tfw your job centre supervisor leaves you the fuck alone, you only have to turn up for 5 minutes and don't have to show proof of looking for a job
who /comfy/ here?
>anytime sister comes over she bitches at me for not having a job yet
>tell her i've been applying (I actually have just so I can that I am)
>don't even get a reply from places so no evidence
>she thinks i'm bullshitting
FUCK YOU RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27148834
I have to go show up once in a blue moon just to prove I am alive still.
>>27148764
I wank but my foreskin never pulls over fully when erect. I truly am destined for painful sex if that day ever comes.
>>27148852
Your sister needs to mind her own business.
When I wake up in de mornin I still asleep,
I really don't a want no toast.
I want no OJ, no tea and no cereal
It be a yoghurt drink I wantin first
WOOOOOOOAH
>>27148889
Gimme yop, me mama, smoooth
Yop, me mama when de morning come
Gimme yop, me mama,
Yop, me mama
Yop for when de morning come
>>27130092
You bongs are lucky. In potato land it's compulsory and you need to have a little journal reflecting on what you learned and have it stamped by the instructor. 12 fucking lessons
>>27130092
yay, 17 year olds on r9k. Fuck off
>>27148885
I wish she would, but she's actually going for the job of finding 'struggling' people aged 18-25 jobs, its worse than being on bennies because I don't even get money out of this and she can come round when she pleases to 'check up on me'. Whats worse she actually knows the term 'NEET', applies me for the most bottom barrel jobs without my consent, then thinks i'm just turning them down when they don't even reply. I hate this.
Collapsing lads
>>27148959
>everyone learns to drive when they're 17
wew lad
>>27148959
>his parents could afford him driving lessons at 17
Fuck off you posh cunt, I bet they got you a car you didn't even earn too
>>27130949
try waking up earlier then you utter fucking retard
>>27149000
>tfw parents wanted me to drive at 17 but I never did learn
Matt LeBlanc spotted fisting Winston Churchill's skeleton and praising Hitler 'in scene filmed for new series of Top Gear.'
>>27131583
you'll be fine till you start turning yellow, then you're fucked
>>27149046
>turning 22 in a month
>still can't drive
There's no hope for me, maybe I should just get a motorbike license instead and pass that off as for why I don't drive
>>27149100
oh please, 24 here and haven't ever been in the drivers seat of a car
>>27132668
Ahaha. It's fucking kiddo guy again. I thought you'd died in a fire or something.
update on the Romanian scammer women from yesterday lads
they were on my campus today so I've had enough
saw a PCSO on the way home and told him about it
apparently other people have reported them too
that had better be the last time I see them
>>27149100
There is no reason for me to drive. I'm a longterm neet. I would just have more expenses and hassle with a car. I never leave town these days.
>>27133054
You're right she needs to learn. She needs to learn how to raise an actual human being rathen than a sub-human entitled little shit like yourself.
Seriously. If I was your dad I'd fucking lather your backside with a belt for a solid hour for being such a fucking huge disappointment.
>>27149123
I don't even care about the vehicle itself at this point, just having the plastic that says I can drive one and smaller ID outside my passport is just good to have
>>27149121
just beat her up lad
nobody will care
>>27149219
>tfw no adult passport
>tfw need to know at least two people in "professional" occupations just to get a new one countersigned
>tfw stuck here forever now
Should I upgrade from windows 7 to 10?
>>27149281
You definitely should, its not called an upgrade for nothing famalam
>>27149253
mum and dad?
>>27149281
Stick with 7 i have 10 and its shit
>>27149296
Can't be related senpai.
>>27149281
Yes if you have nothing to hide. :^)
>going to buy a 'cheap' table for wargame shit
>70 dubloons
>not bad
>they then add on 10 smackeroons tax (not shown until checkout)
>then add 45 bux shipping
fuck off
>>27149391
Do they at least have friends who can put their name down for you?
>>27149391
Really? I had mine signed by family I'm pretty sure.
>>27149411
I don't think so. You need to know them for at least two years.
>>27149419
Not anymore. Not sure if they check up on it fully.
>>27149281
No, Microsoft literally spy on you with 10 and will delete any files you obtain illegally.
7 is as good as it's going to get.
>>27149450
Would have thought your parents would have neighbours as friends you could use, unless your neighbourhoods slimey.
just put some mustard on some cake
tasted pretty good desu.
>>27149486
>download torrent program
>this publisher is blocked
Gee thanks ms, im glad you make that decision.
Another week of working and then doing nothing for two days
End my cuck life
Update on the indigestion lads
Still pretty bad and some nasty tasting burps think I'm going to skip it until tomorrow
Ill never forget the time you shit on the carpet - magic moments
about to buy that new digimon game lads, feel like a bit of a manchild
but i am anyway so yeah
i had a burger for breakfast lads, half pounder with cheese from one of those grills-on-wheels that builders and hard men eat at
then i went home and had a big wank. did a big cum over my jukujo waifu chisato shouda. probably have another one in a few hours, fancy some trap action
just now i made some crumpets with marge
comfy fucking life lads
>>27131906
>if a guy marries in he is the king
How do I marry a princess mate?
>got a chicken and bacon sandwich from the reduced section at morrisons
I'll probably die lads but it was worth the 65p
>>27150257
that feel of being so given up on life that it doesn't matter what you do.
>government to give 25 pound for every 50 pound saved
nice
Poleaboo is back at the job centre
Misremembered his appointment time, so had to reschedule when he realised
Man around at home, installing radiators
Laptop not BSOD-ing anymore
Maybe getting a takeaway again
Very long lasting thread, eh lads
>>27150709
Really... that seems like something labour would do, pulling money out of thin air.
On a big health kick today lads.
Just had my third bowl of Waitrose own-brand Cheerios with semi-skimmed milk.
Feel myself getting stronger already.
>>27149450
>>27149450
I just lied and asked the landlord of my local to sign it for me.
Since he has a personal license he is counted as a professional even though he is a rampant alcoholic and a waste of space.
>Britain First goading some more pakis
https://youtu.be/tMZe5hXodQg
>Been awake since 8 last night
>Only feeling a little tired
>Can function well on 4 hours of sleep if needs me
Who else /GENETICFREAK/ here?
>>27134733
>thinks the queen still has her v card
>thinks the queen hasn't had endless lines of strapping field hands and commoners brought to her to fuck her for hours before being executed and thrown in the Thames
>thinks the queen isn't being fucked by all her family right now since all of the royals have been inbred until they saw how fucked Charles turned out and decided they needed to dilute the wincest a little bit with that hot little strumpet Kate.
>>27151131
wonder if britain first would accept black members desu
>tfw your parents wasted half a million quid on your education and you are too lazy to do any work.
AMA
>>27151197
they do
it's not about being white, it's about being christain or some shit
>>27131968
>homemade mash
do you want a fucking medal man? jfc
>>27151131
>mfw watching from Ireland as a Troubles begins in Britain, Britain First vs British soldiers of Allah (or some shite)
I give it five years or less before they start killing each other, then come car bombs etc. I can only imagine though that the Socialist cuckolds who have inherited Irish republicanism will aide the Muslims just to see Britain burn and because of muh solidarity/.
>>27133028
My mate is a prentis sparky and he makes fuck all atm, you poor fuckers get ripped off. The other dude was right though, when you qualify you will start raking it in, worked as on-site labour for a year and most of the trades were rolling in it. Only downside is all plumbers are cunts.
>>27134733
are you stupid? she has a husband and 4 kids
people only care if the Queen is a virgin if she isn't married
>>27139238
Do you play Skullgirls? I'm not the faggot you're replying to btw
>decide I'll order something from just eat
>open chrome type one word
>"JUST"
>Hit enter
Made myself laugh lads
Gonna eat a nandos cause Im working late lads
Time for comfy procrast
>>27151685
Smile to myself when I play Guilty Gear Xrd for the same reason mate
>tfw you've been stuck at your mums and couldn't get to a bank so you just have to watch the 50% off Steam deal on Football Manager 2016 run down because you don't have enough cash in your account
Literally the worst.
>>27151826
How much you need to make it up lad?
>>27147943
Here's hoping. Have a good death, friend.
>>27133104
It's called being a football hooligan. Makes you prone to stampeding like a herd animal and getting crushed to death
Just has a fish and a chip lads
>>27151848
I'd be be happy to contriboot the 75p I own
just spent 720 quid on amazon getting anime lads.
>>27151826
>>27151826
I'm in a good mood and have a bunch of lovely money in my payapl account.
Reply to this comment with proof that you're the right anon and ill gift you it
>Just had (insert britishfood here)
>just did (insert boring activity here)
>>27152031
Should have added to include your steam shit too. Silly me
JUST fuck my britfeel up lads
>>27151131
fucking working class
>>27152031
Thanks for the offer but I'm sure it'll come back on sale again.
>>27152196
no worries lad.
Maybe i'll offer to gift a game in the next britfeel. Feeling nice today and it would do my karma some good,
>>27151826
I wish I had the money to afford it at 99% off desu
That being said, I'd rather get the mobile version to play on my bus trips.
t. disability bus pass
>>27151848
>>27152031
I only just refreshed the thread, I don't know why others were pretending to be me. Regardless the offer's over. Thanks though!
>>27152335
I've got a touch screen laptop andrecently I'm NEET.
>>27152418
I had to leave my job because my disability became too much to cope with. I'm now considering working part time again because benefits aren't worth shit.
>its only monday
>>27152335
>>27152469
What's wrong with you two then?
>>27151826
>>27152031
>>27152418
Still 6 minutes left, bought it and it is in my inventory ready to be sent, still want it?
If you post a shot of the fact that this is replying to you and your email or steam info I'll gift you it now
>>27152544
Ganymede IX, Son of Fritz on Steam.
Lads, I think I might go swimming tonight for the first time in years. I'm really not a very strong swimming, I hate my body and I hate being cold, which generally means I avoid it like the plague. However, I'm looking for something to do after my main workout.
Is it even worth it, being a shit swimmer and all that?
>>27131928
If someone's "reporting to" you, then you're their direct manager.
>>27152648
Revoker of titles?
From Cheshire? New to steam, want to make sure I send it to the right person.
cleaned my room today lads, first time this year i believe. Jun really moaned at me about it, but she is just as lazy really haha.
Would much rather have tilde and the weebs than these fucking dead threads lads
>>27152725
Yeah.
BTW this is the nicest thing a random person's done for me on Steam since someone bought me Tropico 3.But that was a bit shit so this is even better.
>>27152519
I've got asperger syndrome. I used to cope really well, but personal circumstances got in the way, it caused friction at work. I had a huge breakdown and made a lot of mistakes. My case manager suggested my best choice would be to drop to part time hours. My ex-place of work refused, so I resigned.
>Bank Holiday Monday in 2 weeks
>4 weeks before I need to sign on again
Poleaboo is pleased
>>27152867
Knowing a few autists at work you must gave had a complete sperg out for that to happen, most are bad but people put up with it.
>>27152763
Don't mention it, I'm feeling nice. Enjoy
>>27152943
Pretty much, yeah. I punched a member of staff and sat in the training room screaming. I wish I could've controlled it.
>>27130007
I don't understand the significant of the women in the windows in that picture.
>>27152755
no
oryginel currant
>>27153135
They're placeholders. They get replaced by other stuff as time passes
>>27152726
Does it smell all nice and fresh, lad?
Does anyone else play dawn of war soulstorm it's not as fun playing on your own
>>27153218
Can we replace one with Lauren Mayberry?
>>27153340
We can't put your waifu in otherwise we'll have to put them all in. and I'll be damned if that Lisa Simpson dinosaur fag gets that.
Lads I fucking LOVE Stargate
>>27153390
>Carter never got her baps out
Shame
Just had a nice burger and fries lads
>Suggest meeting for lunch with girl I've been out on dates with a few times and get along really well with
>She sends me a pic of her college schedule and says I can pick the time but she will need to go home before returning to college between 1430 & 1700
>Suggest meeting at 1430 and getting a takeaway then both go eat at hers
>Reads it 30 mins later
>No reply
>4 hours later she hasn't been back on whatsapp but finished work nearly 2 hours ago
just kill me
or hold me ;-;
What should I have for tea lads, should I drink tonight? Could do a drunken omelette.
>>27153370
Nah, she's not my waifu.
A few of us agreed that CHVRCHES and Radiohead are the official bands of /britfeel/, and well, Thom Yorke is ugly.
>>27153478
don't you mean fish and chips?
>>27153270
still smells a bit like kebab and cum, but its fairly clean.
>>27153474
>tfw
I'd give my left nut to suck on those tiddies
>>27153494
>kill me or hold me
So what? A stranglehold?
>sunny and actually kind of mild
>had some laughs with workm8s
>top gear JUSTed themselves
>gonna go McDonalds then play on my PlayStation
Today was good lads
>>27153541
damage report on top gear? what did they do?
>>27153494
maybe she had something to do at home at 2.30 anon
do not pursue, await explanation
I have made a new thread so get out of this thread now lads
>>27153584
>>27153584
>>27153506
I'm not some britcuck
>>27152755
The dead threads were caused by the weebs. They only came to ruin the threads and now that they have most of them have left.
>>27153557
Ken block was drifting around London with Matt le blanc and did wheelspins around the Cenotaph (that big old war memorial). Nobody cleaned up the tyre marks and Chris Evans had to apologise for it all. They won't be showing the footage
>>27153522
The best kind of smell
>>27153594
Absolutely Jannied
>>27153737
thanks lad, it is quite an exquisite smell.
>>27153788
Fuck off /brit/
>>27153832
t. /brit/
>>27153788
nope that was me
>>27153996
>>27153996
new thread I promise not to delete
>>27154117
Can someone else make one, I don't trust this prick
>>27154145
I already did it once having cumfaggot is king in the tile is enough for me to not delete it
>>27154117
not using that thread
>>27154275
everyone else is lmao you're the odd one out
