>>25462058
He'd be disappointed in you right now.

>>25462195
Nah, he'd probably be normal if he had one

I wish I had a mom.

>>25462058
>>25462278

Team up?

>>25462338

Drake and Josh 2016?

>>25462354
Parent trap 2?

>>25462195
Good parents help their kids get where they want them to be. Shitty parents expect you to magically wow them with some superficial status and disown you if you don't.

You probably have shitty parents. I love my mom because her love for me is unconditional.

>>25462438

Unconditional? What if the conditions are 500-pound NEET because that's what you wanted?

>>25462574
I don't think she would let me become a 500 lb NEET in the first place.

Are you projecting or what?

But you do have a dad, otherwise you wouldn't be here today.

>tfw when mommy and daddy love you lots
>tfw you love them too
>tfw happy fambly