>Hey, anon, thanks for taking me out to eat.
>My veggie burger is great!
>By the way, when did you become vegan?
>Hah, not so long aGo fuck yourself
>fucking retard
>slam table
>leave running
>throw a brick at the restaurant window
>I've always been vegan.
>Who eats tortured animals in 2016?
>Not vegan because I want vitamins like B12 only found in meat which are essential for brain development.
>Being vegan literally leads to mental retardation.
what fucking autistic gets a bowl of Mac and cheese on a date?
>>25462027
It's pretty popular at vegan restaurants.
>>25461872
Eat salt-water mussels or oysters. They are technically meat but they are sessile and don't have a brain and are no more sentient than plants. You can grow them on ropes so there is no environmental harm.
>>25462027
either the same one who asks to take a picture of said date, making the autist very autistic
or, they're an established comfortable couple
>>25462153
Tastes like shit, I'll stick to real meat
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>h...hey anon than...ks... for trying t-to... sav...e... me...
>huc...
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25461872
seems your brain have not developed yet anon, take more B12
>>25461710
>on a pre-date lunch with 8,75/10 girl
>"hey, can I take a picture of you sitting in front of our food"
>"ehrm, sure, anon"
>lunch ends
>she doesn't answer your phone calls
>never see her again
>>25462153
what if you hate seafood and you're allergic to shellfish?
>>25462463
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>>25462586
Work on lab-grown meat.
>>25462643
sounds nasty and expensive, I'd rather just eat the real thing, as that's much cheaper, more readily available, and tasty as fuck. however, if I had money and land, I would try to raise my own chickens or rabbits or something for meat. also might be willing to try insects if prepared properly, already kind of like the taste of ants in small quantities
